/b/, what is your darkest deepest secret?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
/b/, what is your darkest deepest secret?
i make girls fall in love with me then crush them emotionally
>b me
>LOVE taking dicks in all holes
>???
>faggots
cumed in all panties of my cousin
>>685985565
I don't wash my hands after taking a dump
I go to 4chanz
>>685985565
>>685985565
tried to fuck my dog
creepin on sis
raped a girl
i had sex in the missionary position for the sole act of procreation
At convenience stores, I leave a penny, never take a penny.
My dog licked peanut butter off my nutsack, dick and asshole when I was younger.
I've had gotten blowjobs from multiple men. One of them ate out my asshole. I've never told anyone and never will. I get hard thinking about it but I maintain a straight look.
My uncle touches me when no-one is looking... and I like it.
I visit 9gag on a daily basis
I actually did rape but ok
>>685987398
you monster
I rarely workout legs.
>>685985565
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
I can only jack off to fully clothed women
>>685985565
Once I spilled one anons milk on purpose after he thrusted me on watching it.
I used to dressed like a slut wearing my sisters clothes. I'm straight but i have a fetish by femenine clothes.
>>685989516
Fucker
>>685986049
you disgusting piece of shit. I hope you die
I've always wanted to be a woman, even so much I've considered sex change, but will never do it because of social constraints
>>685987928
>maintain a straight look
Kek
I want to fuck my girlfriends 14 year old sister. I'm 24 and she's 20. Her little sister so sweet, but I just want to absolutely destroy her.
Whenever her house is empty, I make my girlfriend wear her little sisters (used) panties, and I fuck her while calling her her little sisters name. It's the best sex I've ever had. When my girl is feeling really subby, I make her lick her little sisters dirty panties. She's only done it three times now, but nothing gets me harder.
I'm trying to convince her to hide a spy cam in her sisters room or in the bathroom or something so I can get pictures. We'll see how that goes.
I know it's really fucked up, but I can't help myself.
Pic sorta related. Found it on here. The little sister kinda looks like her.
>>685985565
I browse /b/
>>685991376
that's almost definitely illegal but if you can get away with it w/e
you would know if the sister could possibly agree to a threeway at this point, but young teenagers tend not to be that way
I have had sex with 12 girls, but last week I had sex with a trans. I was bottom and it was amazing.
>>685987928
Anon, i'm in the exact same boat as you on all of this.
To add to this list of degenerate behavior, I've actually fucked a dude and been fucked by 2. Thinking about it makes me hard but I maintain a straight look even though I could easily give in and be a faggot. why I choose to live my life as a straight beta manlet who gets no action whatsoever, I don't quite understand. I also used to pretend fuck my twin sister when we were kids. Never actually penetrated any holes since those were the terms we agreed on. We stopped right as we started going through puberty, but now we're 21 and she's hot as fuck and I sometimes think about starting up our little secret but i don't know how to ask.
>>685991871
Yeah, I know it's illegal. The only think I'm worried about is that if we ever break up or something, she'll know that I'll have videos of her sister.
>>685992067
lucky
>>685991376
Getting therapy is your only realizable option. Fuck you and your pedophilic ways, OP.
>>685991376
this reminds me of Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo and the murder of Karla's sister Tammy.
>>685992647
Yeah I know lol. I'm Canadian. This is one of the reasons it really feels fucked up to me.
I really want a hot girl to enslave me.
My ultimate fantasy is that she runs a doggy daycare service, and she keeps me locked up and forces me to suck the dogs's cock and take them in the ass.
I'd also love to be her personal toilet.
I know it's disgusting, and repulsive, but nothing makes me cum harder than thinking about being forced to take dog cock in front of her. I just can't help it.
>>685992797
you need help. having fetishes is okay, but it seems like you are taking it too far. that's how the murder of Tammy happened.
>>685992619
Op isn't a pedophile.
He is an ephebophile. Faggot
I am beginning to hate my sister. She is getting fat and ugly, stops seeing friends, is not going to school anymore and sits on her ass all day, watching netflix or anime. She tells my mom she is ill so she does not have to go to school. My mom does not believe her, but won't do anything about it. I am getting angrier day by day and when I speak to her about it, she tells me to fuck off.
>>685987928
I'm male, in my 40's now, but when I was 13, an older guy, fit and 50's or so, got me to agree to let him give me a BJ. It felt amazing and I think he gave me 4 before I wanted to try. This led to quite a few times together and I did just about everything I could do with my mouth to him. 100% consensual except for my age, but I loved swallowing his cum and rimming his asshole. Sounds weird but it gave me confidence with girls my age a couple of years later. He moved away without telling me, the only gay sex I've ever had. I miss his cock now, and as I get older, I'd sure love to have some horny teen boy to play with. It'll never happen tho, people are too damn crazy these days.
>>685986049
Ducking fisgusting
>>685993349
true dat
>>685989171
Same here. Why is that?
>>685993705
"Omne ignotum pro magnifico"
>>685993292
Murder is way too far. I wouldn't even fuck the girl unless it was consensual, that's a huge part of the appeal to me. I don't want to rape her, I just want it to turn out that this sweet 14 year old is really a slut.
I was supposed to be the designated driver for my friend and his girlfriend.
When we arrived at the party, his girlfriend threw up and i was asked to just take her home.
His girlfriend was high and drunk as fuck.
We arrived at their place and i helped her in. I ask her if she is alright and I try to be comforting.
Suddenly she starts to take her clothes of and asks me (she called me by her boyfriends name) if I am ready to fuck.
Long story short.. I fucked her and left. I never told my friend, and she probably doesn't remember.
I want to fuck Hillary
>>685993397
I'm 21, would that work?
My secret is I've cheated on my gf a few times, she still doesn't know
>>685994418
so, you want to fuck her if she is sweet and innocent? dude just stay away from this. It isn't going to end well.
>>685991376
Yeah shes got a great back. Nice spine
>>685994487
WINNING
>>685985565
>b me
>gets girl pregnant during 1 night stand
>moves away
>deletes social media & changes number
>I don't know how it turned out
I am bisexual
I have a boyfriend who I love
but I really want to bang one of my hot female friends
I am also a virgin
>>685995604
damn
im afraid i might end up a trap because I dont know if im gay bi or straight.
If i do I will kill mysefl
fritzl was an amateur
I have a few things in my past that would destroy me if they came out. Here are a couple of them.
1: When I was 19 I paid a crackhead who used to buy weed off me $300 to take his 10yr old daughter's virginity while he went out on a bender.
2: When I was 26 I roofied, fucked raw, came inside of my 18yr old cousin, and almost exactly 9months later she had a son. She thinks her loser x is the father, and makes him pay for a kid I am almost 100% sure is mine.
3: When I was 22, I got my girlfriend's aunt drunk and fucked her on my gf's parent's bed and made her call me by her son's name. I think later she actually DID seduce her son, cus now their relationship is completely fucked.
>>685987122
Fuck, that's disgusting
>>685996052
How exactly do you know you're bi if you've never tried out for one team or the other? I mean doesn't that just make you curious?
I have fantasies of losing my virginity to rape
I have a boyfriend but I want to wait
he is a virgin as well
I really want to fuck in a gangbang as well
rape turns me on and so does gangbangs
I really want to have one but I have no idea how
>>685996979
nope, I've always been sexually attracted to guys and gals. It is kinda just the same as liking guys.
>>685994487
she probably did know and just wanted to fuck you
I watch animu
i stalk and hunt people for sport. to this day i have not pulled the trigger.
>>685996994
>I really want to have one but I have no idea how
Nothing simpler. Go to a bar, and yell "Pulling a train! Who's in!?" you should ge your gangbang, and more than likely your rape in about 5 minutes.
I am the annon who writes about having sex with my mom..
>>685986891
Story?
>>685996837
Careful there kid, that post had more edges than flintmapped arrowhead.
>>685997283
You're not a hunter then, faggot. Pull the trigger next time.
>>685996837
>I paid a crackhead who used to buy weed off me $300 to take his 10yr old daughter's virginity while he went out on a bender.
were you gentle, or did you fuck her bloody? I need to know, for science
>>685996837
king of /b/
any more? or details if you fancy it?
>>685997283
In which case you're just a beta faggot who likes to "people watch"
>>685996837
I raped a girl while she was passed out and I came inside her....best pleasure EVER
>>685986520
Story?
>>685985565
she confided in me all this and doesn't know i told all of our friends
>>685988060
moar faggit
give us details
>>685988224
omg why you dubs
I jerked off my closest friend back when we were in middle school while he watched porn. He still is my closest friend, but we never speak of the situation.
I also raped my gf a few times but idk if that's entirley a secrete
>>685985565
i secretly like mlp
>>685997571
No I was not particularly gentle, I had to use force to both hold her down, AND get in her. She cried a lot, especially when I told her her daddy sold her to me for the night. I fucked her 3 times before her dad came home. I think he started turning her out tbh, cus after that night he never needed cash for his rock.
>>685997594
Which one would you like more details on?
>>685997996
Gf rape is not rape it's amazing
Im transgender and my family has no idea of my birth gender.
>>685997322
hair diaper
>>685998157
>>685998157
>>685998083
c a n c e r
I've told everyone I know that I don't like any music but in reality i secretly do
>>685985565
Sorry mom.
I have a third child, nobody knows but the mother.
>>685997668
It's not nearly as good as hearing a 8/10 MILF call you Tommy, and beg you to "Cum for mommy baby" when the Tommy in question is out in the back yard at BBQ with their family.
>>685998124
You're right, there's nothing quite like the feeling of her trying to squirm away underneath me, or the look of pleasure I can see in her eyes even though her body says otherwise.
>>685998746
how much was it?
>>685997182
1 up here
>>685998086
number 2?
>>685985565
I am secretly a man with a penis stuck in a man's body
my cock aint black :-P
My nuts atrophied suddenly due to an unknown cause over a year ago. My libido is gone, I'm tired all the time.
Doctors don't have a clue or don't want to help me.
It has ruined my life.
>>685985565
When I was younger, I stole about $300 worth of manga.
>>685998746
Forget your mom. If I was your dad I would beat the shit out of you.
>>685999206
oh fuck dude. I feel for you.
>>685998157
Explain. Were you adopted?
>>685998157
You're Fucking retarded
I'm Heaven.
I retired from this board because it was too faggy.
I hate you all.
>>685990059
for fuck sakes this, feel you
>>685998086
#1. Did she bleed? Did you see her ever again?
>>685999999
>>686000000
I am secretly a god among mortals
Had a sexual relation with my half sister for almost 6 years, starting when she was 12 and I was 15. Beyond the sex she turned me into a pedo.
>>685992619
Not OP
I had my dick sucked from another boy when i was 12, i am a schizo with social anxiety but everyone thinks i am a normie. I also spent most of my time stalking people i dont even know. Also i am a faggot and hate myself
>>685990059
i've always wanted to be an attack helicopter, but i wasn't born one so tough shit
>>685999526
Yes
>>685999189
shhhhhhh!!! don't tell anybody, no one have spotted yet....
>>686000000
OH SHIT BRO
I'm a drug addict and I'm fucking my life up with it and I keep blaming it on other shit if someone notices.
My father used to hit me when he was drunk and I barely remember it.
>>685999485
Couldn't have imagined what it would be like before it happened.
All my emotions are flattened, have no desire for anything.
The nuts failing caused a reaction in my other glands as they are all linked.
Not one diagnosis or a single treatment. Seen maybe 8 specialists now. Mostly they don't care.
It has shown to me what useless shits doctors are.
They are like an Indian tech support. If it isn't in the manual, it doesn't exist.
My advice go all here, have your nuts and testosterone checked at least once while healthy.
It gives a reference in case anything ever happens.
If anything seems strange about them, have a urologist look at them, or a local doc.
Varicocele check should be mandatory every few years.
No one give a shit about men's health.
partook in the columbian sex trade (as a customer in a 'club')
girls for less than 50 USD
>>686000191
You probably stabbed said boy with a wooden stake because you couldnt take his bigwheel for a ride.
I really wanna fuck very old man 55 and older... and im only 21. Something about old fat fucks makes me wet
I have fucked over 2 dozen Asian women in Asian Massage Parlors.
>>686000771
there is no girl on 4C
>be teenage cock driven me
>did everything to get some puss
>gf really in all kinds of pets
>convinces me to get pet rats
>getmadpuss.jpg
>her parents don't allow her to have pets
>my mom neither
>had to hide them in my room
>always locked, always paranoid
>mom finds out
>totalchimpmode.exe
>had to relocate them in a small house far away
>gf broke up, left rats with me
>no car
>tired of walking miles and miles just to feed them every day
>fuckit.exe
>not going for a week
>2 rats got eaten by the others
>panicking
>fuckit.exe
>one week later
>same
>feeling like Mengele ever since
>>686000656
How? Where do you find these clubs?
>>686000227
I feel you.
I know for a fact I was supposed to be born as a dud sidewinder missile, to be used in a training exercise and then discarded.
Instead I Have to live out my life without the possibility of flying at nearly mach 2 and then anti-climactically crumpling into the side of a mountain.
When I was 15 i was homeless, used to steal shit, did drugs, all kinds of shit to survive. I met some other homeless kids my age and several were what I would of considered good friends and we would all share what we could. One of them OD'd with me and i woke up with him dead on my shoulders. Some of the others blames me for it even though we all did drugs.
I now work at a job making over 100k a year and have turned my life completely around. And of all people it was my drug supplier who I thought was going to kill me is the one I owe for all of it.
>>685985565
I have a fart fetish
>>685999776
You two need to go find some piece of shit field, for you two pieces of shit to eat one another's dick and fucking kill eachother. you mentally ill pieces of shit.
>>685985565
>go to the doctor because of anxiety
>referred to a specialist
>Find out I'm autistic lvl 2 (new rating standards) which means I'm fucking durrr
I feel like this is my darkest secret because I don't feel autistic and I'm taking full advantage of the benefits one receives for having a debilitating disability.
Yes, I might be scum, or I'm just so autistic I don't realize it and think I'm normal. Either way, things are good.
>>686001177
link to a fart vid you find hot
I have had sex with my girlfriends mom while said girlfriend was in the other room.
I used to babysit as a tween. One girl I babysat was kinda cute. Sent her to bathtime one night, raided her panty drawer and rubbed one off with a pair and came in the crotch... then brought it for her with her change of clothes
>>686000967
top zozzle
>>686001083
Why do all posters here make 100-250k a year?
Why do they all have 8-9 inch dicks?
Why so they all have phimosis and forsdyke spots?
Because someone was lazy with the bot.
>>686001001
asked cabbie for club with girls
he asked how young/old/etc..
all the girls are pretty much owned by this 'boss' and get moved around the country (all over columbia/venezuela) to different clubs.
many have kids from 'westerners' and take care of their moms (who take care of their kids)
>>686001559
Because
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>686001371
http://www.xvideos.com/video13321485/fiona_farting
>>686001559
>>686001744
>most of /b/
>>686001788
I have a fetish for tickling, which i also keep secrete
>>686001744
I don't understand why they never changed it to read
>...are autistics' works of fiction...
It's like they are trying to be new fags.
>>686002122
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566b413ab6f41
I'm an mi6 sleeper
>>685999032
My cousin (a 9.5/10 5'0'' 100 pound little cock slut) showed up at my door one night cus her bf at the time had ditched her on the far side of town. So she comes in to chill, and maybe crash, and we start watching cheesy 80's flicks like Spaceballs and shit like that. I offer a Vodka and Cranberry like I was drinking. She accepts. 2 hours, and 3 drinks later, I go to pour her another, and decide to "test out" these pills I bought from a guy I worked with so I could fuck my gf in the ass without her knowing. I crush one up, stir it in her drink, and bring it back into the living room. Maybe 20 minutes after finishing that drink she is out fucking cold, and I figure, "Well, here she is, and I can get away with it" and just start going to town on her skinny little ass. I'm actually not sure what the appeal is with roofies after my experience with them, I had to keep using lube just to keep her from drying out, and shifting all that dead weight around is just a pain in the ass. But be that as it may, it still didnt prevent me from fucking her twice before dressing her up again, and tossing a blanket over her. In the morning she actually apologized for passing out on me, and gave me gas money for the ride home PLUS bought me breakfast. All things considered things worked out a lot better than expected.
>>685999879
Yes she bled, she was 10. And yes I saw her twice after that, but by that time I had pieced together that he was turning her out to his dealers so I didn't want any part of her after that.
>>686001623
She looks young as fuck
i have a girlfriend, but every saturday night i have skype sex with another friend, i don't feel sad, it's really fun.
>what do
>>685985565
I'm a closet fag that loves drag
I have sex with my dog and think about fucking other animals as well.
>>686002934
don't worry, there are others to choose from
>>686003071
>skype sex
>>686003475
Haven't you heard of that? It's where you and your partner rub your genetalia over the webcam and whisper dirty things into the mic like "did the call just drop" and "sorry can you repeat that I can't hear you"
I just had a delicious pastrami on rye.
Oh, and I regularly go down to the local porn store and get my dick sucked through a gloryhole in the arcade. I'm married.
I feel died inside but I put a image that I am happy and normal.
>>685985565
dug up my mothers grave and refilled it after her funeral.
still keep the body in the house
>>686003963
You and most of the rest of the world over the age of 25. Congrats, you're a fucking adult. Suck it up buttercup, it only gets worse as you get older.
>>685985565
I use baby wipes instead of toilet paper
>>686003372
Post more pics of the one I commented on the younger one
>>686004647
I do too, you're not alone man.
>>686004370
Well damn I felt like this since 13 and now I am 19 so yah I hit that early then.
Hodor dies
>>686004196
You dug up approximately 144 cubic feet of soil, and pulled a body that weighs between 120-(well lets be honest if she was American she was prolly a hamplanet) 300 pounds out of a 6foot deep hole, and refilled the hole with no one noticing? Forgive my skepticism on this one anon.
>>686001083
how did a drug dealer save you
>>686003372
Been planning a trip down there for other purposes, might try it out. How young do they get? I don't want anything under the age of 20 , so should I specify that or just say young
>>686004762
Everyone feels dead inside sometime in life and it's extremely common for those people to pretend that they're happy not to worry others. What you gotta focus on is getting better and just doing something to make this shitty life a little better.
Well, once I have overheard probably some private phone converstation between mrs. Rowling and propably someone from the movie production staff, and she told him about Dumbledore's death. It was a long time before even the book came out. At first I told about it to my sister, but did not tell her about that poor oldman's fate. After a few day torture, I lied to her about what I had been hearing that day. I told her that "Harry will save Dumbledore from death in the crucial moment". Well, he failed of course, but now she treats me like a liar. Well I am, but not as she thinks...
>>686004762
Good, now the crushing disappointment of your first long term relationship won't be a shock to you either. Welcome to maturity.
>>685995604
Well done buddy. You dodged that bullet!
>>686004682
>>686005219
just tell cabbie
remember to bring your own condoms
i sent a dick pic to the girl i have a crush on
she doesnt know its me
>>686005244
Well thanks anon
>>686005291
thx it's shit
>>686005714
Fucking moar. How old is this chick
I love getting tied up and forced as fuck toy. I'm very girly femboy with long hair so its easy to get boys attention. I've tied boys also and i love playing with their dicks without letting them cum.
>>686005048
Well, after my friend OD'd and others were blaming me so i did what any 19 year old druggie does, did a bunch more drugs and got in pretty deep with my dealer. Anyways, was in a situation where he basically told me I had 3 days to get what I owed him "or else". Ended up robbing some house and pawned a bunch of things that I could. I had close to enough but instead I blew it all on drugs from a different dealer.
When he showed up, I got an ass kicking and a gun pointed to my head. But instead he gave me another chance because he wasn't going to get anything if he killed me. Started to sell drugs for him and for whatever reason we became friends at that point. Eventually paid him off what I owed him and made pretty good money for him and kept selling for awhile.
After a bit though I was still pretty tore up about my friend being dead and wanted to get clean. He paid for the rehab I went into. After I got out I told him that I needed to get out of that area or I would just fall back into it. He gave me 5k in cash and I left, moving down to where I didn't know anybody to start over.
>>685987928
Unburden and live happily. When you're 50 you're going to hate the things you didn't do.
I have 3 girlfriends, one 46, one 21 and one 18. I'm trying to knock up the 18yo.
None of them know about each other.
I live with my gf of several years, everyone thinks i'm hetero but i'm pretty sure i'm Bi as i own a dildo and noone knows, i regularly use it, but just as regularly have sex with gf, ie 5 or 6 times a month.
Wat do?
>>685996837
Did something ruin your life previously?
>>686006333
Check'd
>>685992272
You think you're gay need a woman's touch to see. Claim virgin
>>686000227
Underrated post
>>686002766
hot damn, more details or stories about other stuff, you're cool
>>685985565
i had sex with my passed out aunt when i was 17.
love share my gf pics. She found out this and almost break off with me
>>685992797
Man I remember that. They let her out in last few years didn't they? Squeaky Fromme was released up here. We have a cannibal in our prison. He kept his wife in coffee cans.
>>686006126
not sure, the rest are nude and on a separate passport drive.
bj like a pornstar, had to tell her to slow down, then she rode me. again had to tell her to slow her roll. she was good. damn good.
hopefully thread doesn't die. will try to find drive.
>>685993195
How bout
>>686006489
A lot of things actually. But I think it all started going sideways for me when my mother tried beating me to death when I was 5, the foster care system in the 1980's was a dark, and terrible place.
I fucking hate myself. I'm afraid I'm not a good enough person, and no matter how much evidence says people like me just fine, it won't ever be enough.
The one person in the world who seems to have the biggest problem with me is myself. No matter what I do, there's always going to be someone who hates my rotten guts, and it's me. It's all me.
I am the problem.
I started a job about 3 years ago working from home. I have structured hours I have to be available but its reasonable and the pay is descent enough. I own my house (dad died and left it to me a few years ago).
Anyways, I rent 2 of the 3 rooms to friends and we split utilities. Because of this I've been able to travel a ton lately. I usually do a short term lease, typically 30 days but sometimes 60 days.
Anyways, I go out and meet people including girls and always lie and say I just moved to the country. I'll even start a relationship with them (sometimes multiple ones at the same time). Well when my lease is up I just leave, don't say goodbye, no letter or anything, just completely gone, sometimes I even have "plans" for after I know i'll already be gone.
Sometimes I wonder what they think happened to me.
I have trust issues. I hurt people before they can hurt me because I've been let down so much, but I know its pathetic. But I can't bring myself to commit to anyone longer then 30-60 days anymore.
>>686000967
Savage cunt
>>686006390
>Live with gf
>5 or 6 times a month
If you have a live in supply of pussy, and that's all you can muster, I don't think you're bi... I think she's just acting as your closet door.
>>686003071
>i don't feel sad, it's really fun
erm.. nothing?
I'm into furry porn and shota. Mostly shotas dominating women. I hate women. I think that the world's population needs to be reduced and mass killings/sterilization is acceptable. People with genetic deformities and stupid people are first in line. And politicians are greedy shits. We need to get rid of them. Being an asshole should be a crime you're allowed to get the shit beaten out of you for.
I hate my family and think about killing myself everyday, not because of any depression but because I'm bored with my life.
I forgot to put the milk in the fridge
>>686005013
she died from being crushed in a car compacter you heartless arsehole. he stuck her in his pocket
>>685996333
fuck no, contact me if that happends
I think about killing myself every day and the only reason I haven’t is because my gf and parents would blame themselves for it. I haven’t told anyone and I just pretend like everything’s ok.
>>686001361
Just enjoy your life.
>>686006654
I really don't know what you want. I've given you all the details, and since these are all typed, and not just copypasta from notepad, I am not about to waste an hour green texting the whole of each experience.
>>686005265
I hope this is real, I love Potter
I can only cum when a woman screams in pain or cries. And i get hard when i see clues of cutting on a womans arm.
>>686007511
I'm a pervert
>>686007982
>I'm a pervert
>on /b/
>expecting anyone to be shocked by this
When my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf. Their parents are conservative godfags so they are pretty sheltered. They are fine with just me and them, would freak out if they knew she was also with us. Pretty sure she is 1st girl they've seen naked up close
>>685985565
When I'm masturbating, I put a condom on my finger and finger my anus.
>>686008513
You realize you will eventually be cucked by your own nephews right?
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>>686008513
How old are they/you/your gf
Bigfoot is real.
surprisingly intredastin thread for modern /b/
[spoiler] i played 90 hours of Mortal Kombat X [/spoiler]
I have cripling depression and try to overcome it with shots of Chlorox
>>686008672
if so, good for them.
>>686008826
they are 10 & 8. Im 21, gf is 18.
>>686000191
Im also a schizo with social anxiety, do you have hallucinations too? I sometimes find me talking with persons that arent there or just things
>>686009292
Do they ever try to touch her? Does she ever touch them?
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>>686003850
My goddamn sides
>>686009410
sometimes but i just feel like everyone is reading my mind and sending me commands, its just really fucked up
I left vanilla porn and funny racist pictures on my computer when I took it back to best buy after getting it repaired twice.
>>686010626
You have schizophrenia, my close friend is like this. Back in the day it was called being a shaman. You should meditate.
>>686010626
what kind of commands?
>>686000656
Pfft. Who has been to Colombia and hasn't? Pretty much 100% of guys that say they go to Colombia are doing this, don't matter wtf they try to deny.
I touch my Sister when she sleeps and my dog lick my dick
>>686009673
gf let both of them touch her quite a bit the 1st time we showered together, im sure if they wanted to she would let them again. she's touched them a few times, mostly the younger one, older one is more shy and didnt like it.
>>685985565
I get scared I'm going to die all the time, I haven't done many drugs, mainly acid and e but I feel it's changed how I think. I only forget I'm not normal anymore when I'm with her. I'd be fucked without her
>>686011953
at the same time?
Why are everyone faggots?
>>686011964
Post nudes of GF for reference. I'm fucking diamonds over here
>>685985565
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>>686011382
mostly violent stuff and sometimes following people around
>>686012351
No, i touch my Sister and them i cum with my dog
>>686011178
i dont want to be alone with my thoughts, i feel like that would only make it worse should i just an hero?
>>685985684
i like that
>>685992278
She could make up something and report you to the police
I wouldn't
>>686012597
dont have any with me atm or i would sry
>>686012981
Would you like to be raped?
>>686013337
what makes you think that? and no
I want to give anal pain to some girls that ive seen in class. Asses man.
>>686009292
Are you bi? Have you ever considered letting your nephews fuck both of you and your gf? and just having a foursom in general?
>>685985565
I think OP is fruity
I sold my grandma's family heirloom jewelry for heroin money once.
>>686013510
Im the other anon with schizo, not the want who asked the rape thing, pls dont say you are going to kill yourself, Im too paranoid and I wouldnt stop thinking about the fact that another person like me killed himself and will probably do it too, pls dont
>>686013629
i dont consider myself bi but i wouldnt rule anything out. Id be fine with them fucking my gf, but i wouldnt probably do anything with them
I have a mole on the base of my dick and also I think about what I'd do if I decided to kill myself at least once a week
>>686014449
But if you like showering with them and with them, doesnt than makes you diamonds?
>>686014050
i have read in wikipedia that it only stays in 1/3 of all cases. I have recently stopped with my seroquel and its still hard but its getting better, i think ill maybe be normal sometime. When did it start for you and how long does it last now?
I hide a dildo in my room
And also smoke weed
My family dont know about any of this
>>686007078
Same here fagm8. Never consider myself good enough, although i do better than other in college. When people try to tell me that im good at something i see no worth in it because the people that give the compliments don't know what they are talking about.
Doing better w/ the self hatred after stopping to care. Nihilism helped for that.
>>686015005
is this an underage faggot i spotted?
>>685985565
I was raped by a nigger when I was 17
In middle school there were several incidents in which I engaged in sexual activities with male friends (not entirely a secret)
I've smoked crack and shot heroin, although I'm not a regular user of either (also not entirely a secret)
My GF and I basically never fuck, although we otherwise have a good relationship. Neither of us have a very active sex drive. My friends and family thought I was asexual for the longest time, and some of them still do.
>>686014713
I started to feel odd like two years ago but it got worst and fucking worst every month or so, now I have to take pills to calm me down a little bit and it only gets worst with time, I dont know what to do but its so hard to act normally in front of people that by this point I stopped talking with everybody and lock myself in my home only with internet, music calms me down too but at the price of seeing hallucinations related to those songs, oh boy how fun it was to listen Hotline Miami soundtrack for a week
>>686015189
Not underage
But yeah, a faggot
>>685993372
She probably has something going on, anon. Maybe you should approach it with a little more caution
>>685995604
Congrats!
Femanon here, I shoved a wine bottle in my ass once and tore my anus, had surgery to fix.
>>685986891
Super cool!
>>685985565
I destroy books to whore for attention on instagram.
>>685985565
When i was little about 10-12 stole money from parents and bought myself toys. They brought temporary joy that passed in about 2-3 days. Kept them hidden for obvious reasons. At some point my dad told me that money was missing and asked if i knew about it, remember not feeling remorse. Continued (the toy buying not the dad asking part) a little while after then stopped. They still don't know about it(now 20 yro).
Don't feel regret or remorse to this day, see it as learning "money doesn't bring happiness" shit.
>>686015393
i know that feel. People leave you. You come to the realization that they have only ever liked you because of common interests and not because of you as a person/character, otherwise they would have asked or tried to help. I dont know if you can relate to this but sometimes,when i think how they just threw me away i honestly start to work on plans on how to take my revenge, i feel like i dont know if this is me or my voice telling me that, but i just fantasize about slicing these heartless people out and rip their heart out, for that is what they really are
Fucked a co-worker at work about 6 years ago. After 4 fuck sessions at work, she disappeared.
Been married for 7 years.
>>685987122
>>685985684
>this
>>686015925
Tits or gtfo.
On second thought, post your asshole
I stole some panties from my gf's younger sister and use them to fap.
>>686015925
Why did you have to state your gender?
>>686015925
you know the rules. You stated your gender, you know what has to happen now
i was born a boy but apparently i looked very feminine so i naturally acted, dressed, spoke and got my hair cut as if i was a girl. i still do it to this day and people believe me.
>>686017374
would you consider yourself a trap? do you take hormones?
>>685985565
Kissed a girl in grade 1 without her consent. Called her "mom." It still haunts me to this day.
>>686017374
>>686013170
Don't worry, you're already fucked. Do whatever you want at this point.
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>>686017374
pic?
I work in EMS and i enjoy watching people as they die. Dont understand why but brings a happy feeling over me.
>>686016888
Does same thing to my sister in law too trips!
>>685985684
obviously deepest faggot, that not secret
