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>>685977812 Drawthread Witch edition

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>685977812
Drawthread
Witch edition
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>This is big boy time.

oh no..
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>>685977394
EHG, do you think the same people who put Lowell on a pedestal, the salt-anons, want him to leave?

Sure, it might very well happen as a consequence to their actions, but do you really think that's their intention?
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If you're taking requests:

Draw an antelop ehead butting a jeep thorugh a tree.

With you init.
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>>685977777
>good is not subjective
Maybe good isn't the word you're looking for.
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>>685978535
>We're salty because we want him to improve
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>>685978576
r u ok
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This chicken is taking a lot longer than I thought, in the mean time, SFW requests wanted.
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Hey thread :u I'm so tired haven't slept for over 24 hours i believe?
coffee has replaced my blood ;v
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>>685978712
I typed too fast and didn't bother to spell check. Oops.
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>>685977394
>sits on the sidelines
>notices there's an argument
>insecurity activates
>large green text post about how everyone is dumb except me
>adds edgy pic into the mix
>instantly better than everyone else
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>>685978786
draw robots you nerd
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>>685978786
you suck, good job on the tournament retard
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>>685973801
>>685976425
for the anon who requested a hot rodded shortbus
sorry if I missed some details, i'm not really a vehicle person
and the perspective is fucked too!

any more requests anyone?
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>>685978824
this isn't a ylyl thread, fam
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>>685978786
I'll pay you twelve memebucks to show me the ass
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>>685978911
one of these please!
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Since this is witch edition and also apparently Lowell edition, have this cute witch he drew a couple days ago.
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>>685978518
Neato!
Tell me Melon, why you assumed people on thread do not like you?
And as silent all of the sudden I meant other place and here.
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>>685978695
But EHG said salt-anons put Lowell on a pedestal because they want him to leave.
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>>685978911
Requesting a dragon bug
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>>685979031
>sarcasm
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>>685979014
Noice
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>>685978732
YAY MY CHICKEN
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>>685979031
All of you put Lowell on a pedestal. He doesn't deserve that kind of asslicking when he can't even draw that decently. Dude's pussy attitude is fucking cancer.
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>>685979206
He draws better than you
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Everyone ignore the whining faggot anon so we can stop this cycle of BS
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>>685978686
But you can be good in your fundamentals, can you not?
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>>685979281
I haven't seen a single actual drawfag defend him yet, it's all been pussy faggot anons like you.
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>>685979095
Really tho?
I didn't read it like that.
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>>685979326
Y, marc is just going to try and stir it again. He attempted to at the end of the last thread
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>>685979356
Everyone post Lowell's art and piss this anon off.
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>>685978794
It's OK, we're here for you.

Also, why not copy paste it?
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>>685979456
I wasn't here, what went down in the last thread
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>>685979356
I'm an actual drawfag, is it enough if I say I really like his presence in the threads, or do I have to defend him?
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>>685979326
What do you want drawn?
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>>685979456
Because I'm sick of 500 posts of moaning and pissin and 50 images
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>>685978996
A$$ for you B^y

>>685978880
Brobot for you buddy ;y

>>685978882
still so salty, But your not even trying anymore kek.
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>>685979353
How do you show that?
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>>685979598
He said something like "who can say Lowell's good without being subjective."
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>>685979621
>im an actual drawfag
>doesn't post image

okay
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>>685979628
I'm getting a chicken drawn for me right now. But how about a muscular angry bald man? If you can manage.
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>>685979356
If I had posted an image, what would you do? Nothing still?
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>>685979715
Why bother defending that pitiful newfag anyways. Wasted breath.
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thread
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>>685979876
I respect some drawfags around here who are actually intelligent and can draw, unlike some.
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>>685979532
How can I expect anyone to bother drawing something if I can't even bother typing it out?
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>>685979532
if he turns it into a pasta, it loses its value.
i admire his dedication to type it out every single time.
i will draw you an antelop ehead butting a jeep through a tree with me init
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>>685979980
Kek so if one happened to be like hey I like that guy, ur bitch ass would quietly sit down? Nice, I see we have a real alpha telling us wat to do here
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>>685979715
wut

who can say anyone is good without being subjective tho

it's entirely up to opinion right?

but this is Marc so I'll just assume he's trying to start shit.

Marc/Entity is pretty much the same as Chrishop in a way though, he comes into the threads avatarfagging with shit scribbles and yelling at everybody to think outside of the social norm and think the way he does

Then when everyone refuses he gets pissy about it
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Hello hello
I hope everyone is doing well this evening
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>>685979022
i got complaints that i spammed and i dont know
sorry
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>>685979979
do you have a tablet?
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/r/ Moss sleeping on the ground/cave floor.

http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL - More refs can be found here.
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>>685979727
>implying you haven't seen actual drawfags suck his dick while posting images

okay
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>>685980222
yes
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>>685980222
marc gave him a tablet for free
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>>685980166
SAVE US
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>>685978438
>Not Doggu Mundy Edition
lame thread tbh
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>>685978911
Draw that trump with small dick psinting
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>>685980136
Did you compare my favorite memelord to my most despised user? I will rupture your anus you little goofball
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>>685980166
Hey Robit
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>>685980132
It isn't beta to have respect for faggots that actually know what they're talking about. Not some whiny avatar cuck who cries about his feelings and thinks he has valid opinions

>>685980262
not ones that mattered
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>>685980136
Savage
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>>685980255
/r/ Moss being fed through a wood chipper.
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>>685979687
By showing in your work that you have an understanding of the fundamentals. Look at these two drawings, do you think either of these people have a firm understanding on anatomy?
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>>685980330
>Ok swordbro
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>>685980166
hello tates you glorious bastard! How are you doing this morning cutie!

iI'ma need some fresh memes yo
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>>685980255
requesting this but with futa and scat
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>>685980166
Stfu nigger
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>>685980222
yes, also check'd
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>>685980391
>not ones that mattered
so who would matter?
No point in butt licking if it won't matter to you.
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>>685980459
please stick to this in the next drawings you do.
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>>685979864
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>>685980214
Would you mind checking messages in that other place? And I never really felt you spam, you post such pretty images!
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>>685980459
Well then, in that case lowell has a pretty good grasp on anatomy and proportion, however, he draws his bodies stylized so its not straight up realism
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>>685980705
THANK
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I want one request, please. No drama pls
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>>685980459
>do you think
Subjective
So the closer you get to reality is good? That's your opinion on good? It should show in your work? So we see it and say if we "think" it's good?

You haven't said anything new on how your point isn't
>good isn't subjective
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>>685980166

Tates are you German?

If so, make some Sauerkraut and Bratwurst for the gang for ficks sake!
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>>685980803
requesting you draw the drama
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>>685980592
Oldfags that have been around the block a few times. Shitscribble newfags don't have any say.

>>685980768
Prove it.
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>>685980803
A toy poodle in a leather jacket that says Don't fuck with me on the back and cool shades
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>>685980459
>do you think either of these people have a firm understanding on anatomy?
given that Lowell's drawings would often make sense when compared to a ref I guess you could say his fundamentals are good then.
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>>685980803
Requesting a bomb dating a gun.
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>>685980001
I always planned to troll it, but just too lazy most of the time. But hey, at least you're infinitely better than whatever's going on in this thread.
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>>685980764
i replied two days ago, if you're the person im thinking off. and thanks
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>>685980273
>>685980564
what program do you use? You should try some faster strokes using elbow movement, or even full arm movement. You can looks up stuff about elbow and arm movement with drawing on youtube.

But at least, faster strokes give you cleaner lines. Try to do shapes with thinner and thinner lines with your pen and do them in one or a few fast strokes. For example, with the circle of your eyes, keep quickly drawing circles with a little more elbow movement until you have the rhythm down where the ends line up enough. You can start with a thick line, then go thinner and thinner just to get used to drawing thinner lines.

Pressure sensitivity goes a long way too, make sure you have that on.

>>685980304
for real?
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>>685979006
pretty cute characters!
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>>685980764
im gonna go for now though, have some cleaning to do sorry
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>>685980960
B U L L S H I T
U
L
L
S
H
I
T
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>>685980913
Well, archive is down, lemme check if his FA has any straight up humanoid bods
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>>685981052
thank you so much <3 whats your name?
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>>685980981
Feel free, I always enjoy when people interpret it "wrong" intentionally. The point of a token request is to get people drawing, nothing else.
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>>685981081
Aw OK and I meant gallery where you have nice flower images stored.
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>>685980913
fud that's enough
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>>685980768
>however, he draws his bodies stylized so its not straight up realism
It doesn't have to be...........as close as possible to realism, it just has to show that they know what parts go where.

>>685980813
>So the closer you get to reality is good?
Never said this.

>That's your opinion on good?
no.

>It should show in your work?
How much you understand the fundamentals is what should be shown in your work.

>So we see it and say if we "think" it's good?
No, you don't think it, you know it if your basis of what is good is using the fundamentals.

>>685980960
I would also say that his drawings show that he understands anatomy, color theory (or just the use of color) and lighting.
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>>685981295
>>685981000
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>>685981110
Check his scraps too, they have scribbles in them.
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>>685980861
>not schnitzel mit spätzle
du hast ein fehler gemacht
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>>685978438
Requesting this image redone, with the dick removed, and her sweet little belly exposed, and slightly larger tits.
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Where's little drunk bunny ho?
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>>685981180
Alright, I got nothin' else to do, drawin' my troll now
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>>685981520
Fuck off Swabian!
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>>685981020
I'm in sai, i just have been using my mouse if you're referencing the image i have right there
but yeah, i should probably use a smaller pen but due to space constraints where i draw i only have room to really draw with my wrist comfortably (which is more or less ironic)
also
>for real?
yeah, after he spent 5 hours trying to tech support me with the tablet i bought myself, which ended up not working at all so he gave me his spare
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>>685981334
>has to show that they know what parts go where.
this one, while not actually a human, is human enough to show it, if archives werent an shit i'd pull one of the actual human scribbs
>>685980913
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>>685981800
also this is one of his old ones
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>>685979177
It wasn't hard to draw, but I did have to do some work before I could actually draw it
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>>685981334
>>So the closer you get to reality is good?
>Never said this.
>>That's your opinion on good?
>no.
>>It should show in your work?
>How much you understand the fundamentals is what should be shown in your work.
>>So we see it and say if we "think" it's good?
>No, you don't think it, you know it if your basis of what is good is using the fundamentals.

So fundamentals?
What are fundamentals based on?
You get fundamentals from doing studies of real shit.

>inb4 hurr no fundamentals are fundamentals
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Lets do it this way.
Who fundamentally has a better grasp on anatomy?
Left, the monster
Right the monster holding bags.

>>685981800
Cut it at the bottom of the thigh and fix it's left shoulder to not be so far out, BUT that's an alien so I don't really know if it's meant to have that shoulder thing.

Yes he does actually show that he understands anatomy and what goes where.
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>>685981640
Getting face fucked by me. Just gagged and threw up on me though.
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>>685981995
Thank you ! Looks good
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>>685981539
what she fuck man?
You want to change it from toddler fuck to regular bland pinup? FUCK YOU!
Someone draw her taking this cock balls deep!
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>>685981668
no u
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>>685981800
check this out
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>>685981800
That's one of his original species things, they're fuckin neato.
I have that imgur album of the anon porn
http://imgur.com/a/m9Mgx
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>>685981373
Oh... did think you check your notes in this place on regular basis, conversation flow was real nice 2 days ago
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>>685982029
On an unrelated note, what are your thoughts on suicide?
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>>685982250
that's absolutely tiny fam
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>>685982028
>What are fundamentals based on?
Line
Shape
Form
Value
Space
Color
Texture

>You get fundamentals from doing studies of real shit.
Sure, but you can apply said fundamentals to other things, as in NOT real shit.
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>>685981539
I'm really fucking hard right now God help me
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Who here takes coloring requests?
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>>685982347
did this discussion start last thread? i feel i'm missing some core piece of information, this just about Lowell's skill level?
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>>685982547
A fight happened
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>>685982322
It's for cowards and that's why it's the easiest way to escape life and all of it's "hardships", thus for cowards.

>>685982547
I asked if people could explain why Lowell is good without being subjective.
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>>685982059
Wash your dick! She is a lady!
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>>685982330
shit sorry

http://d.facdn.net/art/cobwebs/1452218394/1452218214.cobwebs_shivali-gen-bio-ref-sheet.png
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green tea with sugar is bearable
although nothing shrivels my tits harder than gulping down a mug-full of green tea
oh man
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>>685982547
Sidhe is still mad that Lowell is both more attractive and better at art than him.
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>>685980305
No can do buckaroo

>>685980383
Hello anon

>>685980492
I am very tired, but very well.
Yourself?

>>685980529
We must reclaim the means of production

>>685980861
I am not German, just visiting the country
>

>>685981520
This guy gets it
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>>685980954
Why not normal requests?
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>>685981052
If you're looking for cute requests.
>>685980255
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>>685982766
Ur a cute. I would bang u face 2 face.
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>>685982029
Definitely not the guy in the middle, that's for sure
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>>685982849
This dog looks like it wants to sell me cigarettes
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>>685982734
That's probably one of the most interesting alien species I've seen in a fucking while, especially about how they see. Got a new level of respect for the guy being able to make it seem fucking.. real.
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>>685982626
>I asked if people could explain why Lowell is good without being subjective
i can only imagine how that went judging from how it's going
>>685982617
about what?
>>685982768
Now i don't claim to have seen any previous thread after going to bed but out of everything i saw before the threads devolved into chaos
Sidhe just told Lowell not to flatter himself because he didn't call him good, which while it sounds abrasive isn't exactly being mad at him
now if something else has happened in the meantime, forgive me not knowing
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>>685982985
This, but instead, her getting run through a mandolin slicer starting at a cheek.
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>>685981800
is that a ballsack over his tailbone
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>>685982347

>>What are fundamentals based on?
>Line
>Shape
>Form
>Value
>Space
>Color
>Texture
From studies done in reality like I said

>>You get fundamentals from doing studies of real shit.
>Sure

>>685981334
>>So the closer you get to reality is good?
>Never said this.

>>It should show in your work?
>How much you understand the fundamentals is what should be shown in your work.

>>What are fundamentals based on?
>Line
>Shape
>Form
>Value
>Space
>Color
>Texture
From studies done in reality like I said


>>You get fundamentals from doing studies of real shit.
>Sure

>>685981334
>>So the closer you get to reality is good?
>Never said this.
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>>685982785
Aw man im so hyped up on caffeine I can swap my senses with each other, but other than that im pretty good!
>>685982766
Ack wish i had some tea ;v All i have is coffee ;c
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>>685982985
>>685981052
dont do this request, it's frowned upon as the requester has been very rude to many people on here.
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>>685982785
Hey thanks for the Bratwurszt Tatetus Matus

Are the bitchez sexy at least?
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>>685982676
It was clean when she started, but she just couldn't throat it that deep
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>>685983142
Looks like one of those stubby lil tails like pitbulls sometimes have....
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>>685983142
You never seen a tail before, fam?
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>>685983142
No that's her tail!
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>>685982766
Hey Kiyo
Do you wanna draw some more yuri
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>>685983251
Well, she's like, nine. You have to work them up to that, man. She's small and sweet. Slut training takes time.
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>>685983203
What a fucking mess of a post.
You wanna try that again?

>>685983122
It's dying down.
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>>685983072
kek
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>>685983455
Victory is definitely sweet.
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>>685983455
well it can't stay chaotic forever, did anyone provide adequate explanation for him being good?
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>>685983142
>his

it's not a female unless it has tits, right?
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>>685983705
No, because he isn't any good.
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>>685983450
you seem to know thing or two
tell me how to select some sweetie for training
I would assume any little girl would not do
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>>685983705
he has talent.
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>>685983455

I remember you

U always judge people on the Internet with your little red halo wearing goblin
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>>685983745
It's my character. I'm his friend and he made her for me. The Ishi don't have tits. They're aliens.
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>>685983868
i read this in ron swansons voice

that was fucking awesome
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>>685983670
It's really not when you just meshed together a bunch of post like an absolute madman and couldn't create a singular thought without it looking like a bomb went off.

>>685983705
Oh yeah, hell even I explained how he's actually good myself by using his understanding of the fundamentals as a basis of making such a call.

>>685983868
>Halo
It's a circle
>Goblin
First time I was called that.
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>>685983798
>>685983450
>>685983251
>>685982676
i got the hardest dick reading this, keep talking
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>>685983837
>he said the t-word
you just opened up another huge can of bait right there son
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>>685983871
I think it says that in the little bio thing he wrote for them. Is he doing anything with them?
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>>685983936
I think that was the Intention

Kek'd
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>>685983871
>>685984075
Sounds absolutely fucking retarded. We don't need to hear about his faggy gay alien species.
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>>685983871
How does the mother feed its young though

if it has a pussy, it's a mammal, and mammals feed their young with milk from it's body
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>>685983978
>Line spacing bothers you this much
K kid
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I LIKE MONKEYS. I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
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doing a non lewd request, will be in full color n shit
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>>685984298
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys...I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad...I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed...I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad...I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.
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>>685984226
sUNCAT??????

OH SHIT WADDUP
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>>685984075
He wants to. He's really busy right now though. But he's trying to map together a story for maybe a Web comic one day. I've helped him with some of the characters (some are mine that i wrote, like Rupi) so I have some good knowledge about them
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>>685983979
I wonder, would they ban us for pedo thread? no pics just know-how of things.
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>>685984198
Read the thing he wrote on them
>>685982734
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>>685984320
b-but i want more awkward teen skittles sexting on her phone.
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>meme team spam to the rescue!
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>>685984393
nope
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>>685983757
i disagree but thats just my opinion
>>685983837
>talent
i agree it does look like he worked very hard to get to where he is now
>>685983978
yeah i saw that, he's pretty pleasant to have around
>>685984320
draw me
>>685984498
>argument ends
>spam starts
>m-meme team bailing each other out
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>>685983978

Technically, a halo IS a circle.

A circle that flies above a head according to religious books

Why does your circle fly?

Or is it something else?

A tumor perhapps?

>goblin

Lol
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Since my space marine drawing game is shit today, take some hotline miami
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>>685984595
>sees meme team
Hurr stop its not the meme team!
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>>685984263
Repeating text, quoting posts with next that wasn't in that post, not actually saying anything and arguing with someone who doesn't know how to actually structure an argument upsets me, because it shows I've wasted my time to argue with an imbecile.

>>685984645
A halo is a circle, but a circle isn't always a halo.

>Why does your circle fly?
Because I want it to.

>Or is it something else?
SHhhhh

>A tumor perhapps?
No, I'm the tumor.
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>>685983205
Sounds like you need to rest

>>685983249
Lemme tell ya, the women here have some fine proportions
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>>685984813
>I got caught in a circle because I said too much
>Oh no the evidence of conflicting statements
>I'm so upset now harumph
Yeah ill see you here tomorrow like always
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>>685984813
>talking about why the floating circle over entity's head doesn't necessarily have to be a halo

nice philosophical ideas dude, you're really breaking the social norms with your intellectuality. You're a modern day Leonardo Da Vinci my man.
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>>685984809
i guess given the flux on who is "in" the meme team it really could be them, whoever they are this time
what an amorphous group of rapscallions
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>>685985047
how long are you staying, and where have you been?
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>>685984263#
>Repeating text, quoting posts with next that wasn't in that post, not actually saying anything and arguing with someone who doesn't know how to actually structure an argument upsets me, because it shows I've wasted my time to argue with an imbecile.

>>685984645#
>A halo is a circle, but a circle isn't always a halo.

>>Why does your circle fly?
>Because I want it to.

>>Or is it something else?
>SHhhhh

>>A tumor perhapps?
>No, I'm the tumor.
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Has anyone really talked to Lowell outside of this hellhole? What's he like? Since we're all discussing him like he's a new species of cat.
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Yeah, it took for fuckin' ever, but, An antelope giving me head while in a jeep behind a tree.
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>>685984363
an hour from time to clock on.
i'll be back to rock the boat tonight, this is just one stop on the rageing locomotive im on raceing quickly to a destination unknown

OH YEAH
its like a fresh CUP OF COFFE
YEAH
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>>685985307
Follow up question, was that pic posted earlier really him?
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>>685985184
the meme team is actually full of reptilian drawfags seeking to attack real humans and defend their own reptilian inhabitants

anyone who joins the skype group gets eaten alive and replaced by a reptilian who shapeshifts to look just like the eaten suspect. That's why they always seem different afterwards and cause arguements and shitpost so much.
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>>685985047
Never knew you are German. I learn something new every day.
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>>685985123
Can't wait to beat you again at an internet argument.

>>685985139
Thank you.
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>>685985307
He's a cool dude, he doesn't deserve the harshness, he's actually pretty good
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>>685983450
Nine? Fucking, she should be able to take it better than that... Worthless. Her ass was so loose I barely felt it. Her previous master failed.
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>>685985399
He's pretty much how he is here? I mean what more do u want. And yes that was really him
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>>685985312
made me lol
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>>685983405
hell yea...

>>685982997
...hell yea...

>>685983205
...hell yea
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>>685985307
I talk to him everyday, he's a really nice dude.
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>>685985461
>>685982785
>I am not German, just visiting the country
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>>685985456
terrifying
>>685985307
when he spoke to me he was very polite and came off very genuine
but we only spoke the once
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>>685984813

>i want my circle to fly above my head BUT DONT CALL IT HALO

Aren't you a smuggy little special snowflake?

I also call that spheric fleshy bulb in my eye socket "circle". But it doesnt fly tho, it looks around.
People try to shame me, saying its an "eyeball" But not all eyeballs are circle and not all balls have eyes, i always reply. Always gets them!

>its a halo dude. No matter what you try to reinvent.
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>>685985467
Sure, just know you were wrong today, again
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>>685985467
Would you say it's possible for people to subconsciously try and sabotage themselves? I haven't been faring so well lately.
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I'm trying to quit masturbation and looking at porn, but everything in life seems so shitty and it felt like jacking off was my only relief.

Anyone got any tips?
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>>685985570
Who are you anon? Got a name?
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>>685985184
gay
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>>685985532
African animals go at it like this all the time I hear.
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>>685985746
Marc does it all the time, you can see it if you scroll up
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>>685985570
that's pretty gay dude
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>>685985467
How are you doing love?
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>>685985047
Is that Evy?
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hey thread
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>>685985570
I follow him on fA, actually found him through his batshit ex raging about him on her tumblr. Seems like every where he goes he gets shit on.
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>>685986059
show me your boobs
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>>685986059
Hello
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>>685985750
stay here, you will get so salty in no time that even fapping won't provide you joy
but seriously: get a girl, the younger the better
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>>685985312
Nice pic though
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>>685986059
Waddup
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>>685986059
Hello there cutie.
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>>685986059
Hey there, lift up shirt, show boobs.
Please.
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>>685986166
I enjoy doing troll drawings.
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>>685986059
>Matz in file name
>Weary
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>>685985735
Yeah, just know you are wrong, now as you were before and after.

>>685985746
>Would you say it's possible for people to subconsciously try and sabotage themselves?
Sure, they those are probably the same people who hate themselves too.

>>685985701
Look up the definition of a halo and tell me where it applies to me.

>>685985961
I'm doing okay, probably gonna watch troll hunters and doodle, what about you?
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>>685986059
I'm only looking at your e-eyes I swear
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>>685986059
ohshitwhaddup
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>>685986059
Hello there.
How's today been going for you.
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>>685985701

>not all eyeballs are circle but not all balls have eyes

Fukin kek
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>>685985543
Then how about something cute and fluffy Yuri
You can pick/create the characters
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taking notes- How to Get a Shitload of Replies on a Drawthread:

>be a qt girl

time to make a new OC
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>>685986365
Makes sense, my friends and family are fine with me but I can't seem to share their sentiment for some reason.
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>>685986495
oh man come on
say which characters you want
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>>685986365
>no you
I'm having a great day
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>>685986466
>not all balls have eyes

speak for yourself dude
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>>685986557
seriously though
>>685986059

kind of absurd
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>>685986557
hell yea...
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>>685986604
Well what do you not like about yourself anon.

>>685986651
No you're not.
I'm having a great day.
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>>685986365
I'm going to imagine I'm fondling your red Danny DeVito's nutsack.
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>>685983798
Just common sense. Start small with basic lessons, build on those.
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>>685986605
Ok
Ayano and Kyouko please
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>>685986758
I can't stop comparing myself to other people for some reason.
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>>685984393
Woaaaah. I was just talking about BDSM training.

Don't make this shit weird.
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>>685986365

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_(religious_iconography)

This?
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>>685986109
Kek what a dumb bitch
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>>685986694
not really absurd, that's how it works in real life as well

although this is even bigger because everyone in the drawthreads is a fucking loner, so of course they'll swarm to the first cute girl they see
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>>685986843
imma draw you some fluffy yuru yuri yuri
[spoiler]you did this intentionally[/spoiler]
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>>685986557
bonus points if lewds
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>>685986109
>Seems like every where he goes he gets hit on
ftfy

what a sexy motherfucker tho
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>>685986758
Leave me alone, I'm not your senpai
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>>685986801
common sense does not apply, this shit is all BUT common mane
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>>685985213
>how long are you staying?
I'll be home the 29th
>where have you been?
In your heart

>>685985461
Nah fam, I'm from Florida

>>685985963
Nah, but I miss her, she was super chill

>>685986059
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>685986986
>not really absurd
>that's how it works in real life as well
which is also absurd
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>>685986927
In what ways are you comparing yourself to other people, just in general?

>>685986935
That's a Wikipedia page not the definition.

ha·lo
ˈhālō/Submit
noun
noun: halo; plural noun: haloes; plural noun: halos
1.
a disk or circle of light shown surrounding or above the head of a saint or holy person to represent their holiness.

2. a circle of white or colored light around the sun, moon, or other luminous body caused by refraction through ice crystals in the atmosphere.

Which part applies to me.

>>685986764
Enough is enough.
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>>685987019
sometimes that works, but sometimes never posting lewds yet teasing everyone works better. Eva was riding that non-lewd wave for a while and got a whole fan club seeing her as their "pure drawaifu"
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>>685987216
So when do you graduate high school?
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>>685987324
But I got her prego as a gift
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>>685987218
i meant where in germany have you been, besides munich and berlin, but you're not wrong
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>>685987299
Marc fuck replying to everyone else

Give me some tips on how to hit on a girl Drawfag
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>>685987113
I'm going to puke, you think that fat pig is sexy? I'd hate to see what your standards look like. I can't wait to see his poor feelings get hurt when the next anon breathes on him wrong.
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>>685987475
FUCKING SAVAGE
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>>685987299
Basically I feel like a talentless nobody, and when I see other people more skilled than me putting out better work it makes me feel like it'll take awhile to reach that point or that I shouldn't bother trying.
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>>685987580
Please give it a rest dude we can all see that you're running out of material.
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>anons intent on chasing off another popular artist
>no one seeing the correlation between niko spamming at him for being bad at art and a shitty person and now suddenly some "anon" is trying to get him to leave forever
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>>685986557
Why do you think most people here use girl oc
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>>685987658
This is no joke
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>>685987781
For attention
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>>685987690
Keep trying anon! Always draw every day. Practice really is king when it comes to art
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>>685987299
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
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>>685987299
But your red rocket must taste like the sexual pheromones I can smell.
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>>685987840
Hey, if it works dont try fixing it.
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>>685982117
Shes not a toddler, shes like 12. Also, its not even penetratting her.
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>>685987938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U685fcxKUc
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>>685987938
Oh look, the thirsty nigger is back.
Did you cuck Lindy away from Marc?
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>>685985764
Why do you ask?
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>>685987488
Munich, Nürnberg, and Berlin

Imma go eat, I'll be right back
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>>685988206
Trianglefag already did that :^)
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>>685988206
>thirsty nigger
>mad that every girl he drew consented
>mad that some drew it themselves
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>>685987510
Draw better than they do
Start making them fanart
If they are the type to like lewd art start making that for them.
if not just make fanart every once in awhile, but not too much to end up seeming creepy.
Actually talk to the person too can help your chances.
But if you already got them at the lewd art part then you're fine and you got yourself a shallow girl drawfag.

>>685987690
>Basically I feel like a talentless nobody
Everyone is a talentless nobody, you should try to be a skillful somebody instead.

>nd when I see other people more skilled than me putting out better work it makes me feel like it'll take awhile to reach that point
If it takes you awhile to reach that point, and if you WANT to reach that point you're gonna have to put in the time and effort to get there.

>or that I shouldn't bother trying.
Giving up before trying is worse than trying and failing, because all anyone can ask of you is your best try.
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>>685988276
Because I'm interested to know, straight up . I also talk to him everyday so I'm wondering if I know you ?
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>>685987658

Hows that not a halo?

Show your gif to 10 adults and 10 children

8/10 will exclaim this is in fact a halo before anything else.

2/10 will say its a circle or something like that

But those 2 will have severe autism or are plain retarded.

Wait a sec, what do you claim your halo to be again...?
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>>685988120
Weird, but then u get real girl drawfags like Bawble and skittles drawing female OCs but acting more like boys than the majority of female OCs
Just because the boys want to be girls for attention
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>>685988329
Protip: most women that get raped end up liking it :^)
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>>685988206
I'm not Bagman I'm Boxman, which is my original OC character
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Afternoon thread
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>>685988434
draw lewds of self inserts/irl selves too?
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If I set up commissions , I wonder how many takers there would be?
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>>685988658
you mean morning you slav
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>>685988648
>nigger trying to save his face
Go be thirsty somewhere else, Soulja boy reject.
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taking simple requests
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>>685988859
Draw a calico cat enjoying some sunshine
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