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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
still here
>>685925336
Who are you tho
>>685925186
notice me Tornado-senpai.
>>685925186
Claim
Femanon here
https://youtu.be/E6Niqxw_Yz0
>>685925237
It's one person, and for all we know, Hanako was just joking. If he wasn't, he most likely feels bad because he hasn't replied in thread for 20 minutes.
>>685925396
That... No longer applies to me anymore.
What the fuck captcha
Claiming the purest idol.
>>685924884
>Maki
The PS4 isn't bad, but I like my PC. Seeing the new Nvidia cards it might be worth looking into getting a PC in a few months, should you want one.
>>685925237
>Milinda
She sounds like a complex character. Might have to bump her show up the list of things I need to watch.
>>685925573
Then I cant really gain any context as to why you're upset.
>>685925186
why does she have fur growing from her eyelids
>>685925688
zozzle
>>685925663
Well then... Let's just forget about this yeah? Your pretty alright when your not drunk.
ogod i step thru portal to hell wut do i wasnt that bad
>>685925972
I wish I could remember what I did.
I usually dont try to piss people off.
>>685925186
>>685925138
i guess that is a better reason then most.
what did you shoot?
>>685925237
slavaboos always make me laugh when they say that the russian federation could project its forces into the united states. maybe the USSR could have done that but the corruption in modern russia and their economic problems have rendered them impotent.
>>685925250
is the wife cute?
>>685925186
claimed
A spider keeps crawling on me. Its one of those whiteish thumbnail sized ones.. I think he likes me I've been seeing him every night and I keep trying to put him back in my window.
>>685926118
Really? I remember you as the guys that always pissed me off. I even remember Keith telling me not to take you seriously. And after that I never really did.
Milinda claim.
>>685925557
Yeah. You just never know though. I guess I just need to be a little less trusting. Maybe I should take a break for awhile. Thanks for talking with me about it. Mildly sensitive subject. Sorry if I came across as a jerk or anything. That was not my intention.
>>685925613
She is definitely interesting. Let me know if you end up watching!
I think i'm gonna go for awhile everyone.
>Maki, good luck with your tests.
See you all around.
Dirty Jokes Forever
>>685926362
oh in box?
I did shitpost there a lot with Koko.
Probably because I didnt care too much for the content and more for talking with people.
Sorry about that.
>>685926201
I have fired 22s a black powder rifle and a la pua or something like that dont remember the name
>>685926520
See you later friend. Also, you weren't being a jerk man, it's fine.
Well Overwatch was fun. Got play of the game in 3/4 games i played.
>Captch: Click the road sign
The whole fucking picture was a road sign.
So what's everyone up to? Did i miss some drama?
>>685926540
Lol those were the days... You even got me a little mad when I posted that absol. Kek
>>685926283
nope, its going to lay eggs in your ear when you sleep.
>>685926613
oic.
>>685926721
fucking everyone everwyehere is talking about this shit
EVEN BEFORE IT WAS OUT
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>685925237
>>685926520
80s sounds good, not my style though. Feel the same way about country.
It's all good man, couldn't sleep any way and I enjoyed this time. I've clutched finals before and I'll do it again kek.
Hope to see ya soon Milinda and thanks.
>>685925613
>Nvidia cards
I'll keep those in mind but a few months is highly unlikely kek
>Best idol claimed
>>685926690
>jerks becoming not jerks edition
>>685920924
Weak.
lurking
>>685926795
oic?
>>685926988
Whoops. That's the wrong post.
>>685920901
>>685926731
The one last thread?
>mad
No, I just dont save furry
Not counting Freya
>>685926795
I'm not one of those phobes that believes this shit. Spiders are nice and they don't fuck with people that sleep.
They don't like your wet mouth or the way you breathe or the way you move and shift.
>>685926859
>>685926899
>>685926948
>>685926980
>>685927066
nice waifu
>>685926811
Holy impotent rage batman.
No.
You're on a site full of nerds. Deal with it.
>>685927176
why ask why, try bud-dry.
you do realize that 4chan was made autistic weeabos? well it was made with us in mind,
>>685927365
Theres already a thread for anime...gtfo
>>685927373
next year when i'm 11
>>685926520
I will! You have a good one.
>>685926947
Haha, alright. Creating a solid computer is easier than ever, so I don't think you should have any issues whether you decide to do it in one day or one year.
I'm actually going to head out for a while. Got a few things to do. Later everyone.
>>685927045
O why sea
>>685927147
spiders do actually do that and people eat dozens of spiders while sleeping in their lifetime.
Why are all of you waifu faggots so out of touch with reality that you think this weeb shit even matters?
>>685927094
I save all the good ones just in case I never see them again. + completionist. So why are you here in waifu?
>>685927459
Theres a whole board for random shit right here
>>685927721
Do it anyways.
>>685927622
I was bored while waiting for a game to install and I didnt see a fur thread in the finder.
I also have a waifu so I figured it would be ok.
>>685927606
False and false
That was a rumor put on the internet during a study.
A spider will crawl across a well made bed about 3 times a year.
Ever blow on a spider? It doesn't like it. Spiders prefer dry, dark, undisturbed places and certainly would not choose the inside of a living, breathing creature to do so.
They're just as scared of us as we are of them.
Nice try though
>>685927530
Ok good bye. Have fun doing whatever you're doing. And you can always have a chat with me whenever you want.
>>685927373
>posting a zippocat on /b/
really?
>>685927606
it's a myth, kid.
>>685927657
Except this weeb disease is getting out of hand. It's not random at all you fucktard. Go the anime board if you want to post this autistic shit.
>>685927609
Post new content. I see this rekt shit in every single rekt/gore thread ever
p.s. 4chan was founded on anime
>>685927912
they actually dont appprove of these threads just go try to start one
>>685927832
Shit, what game? And sorry for the rude greeting, I only k ew you for drunk box you and not this sober you.
>>685927912
Says the autist spamming with gore/rekt hoping to make us squeemish.
We're on /b/
>>685927878
You must be new here. That cat is way more random than this weeb faggotry that shows up every day because you fags are so beta that you'll never be able to get a real woman. Therefore, lets just play pretend and make shit up. Fucking Pathetic
>>685927999
don't mean to be rude, but stop giving the idiot attention, just puts you on same level of stupidity as him
>>685928070
Mass Effect 1, I bought the trilogy today.
I usually was never drunk i box, I just liked to shitpost.
>>685927999
Thats kinda retarded we still dont want it here
>>685927373
>I already have a woman
Your move, anon.
>>685927878
Your waifu a Cute.
>>685927609
holy shit that is a good one. are those niggers or is that some other country?
>tfw .308 pops the dome
>>685927842
>>685927908
i tried.
>>685928118
rule zero faggot. posting animal torture here at your own risk.
>>685928091
My bad for thinking that all of you weebs are sensitive faggots
>>685925457
This is the most satisfying gif I've ever seen
Since when do autists decide what's "random" and what's not?
>>685927530
That's easier said than done, but hey maybe I could be wrong kek. See ya around Umi.
Might as well get these three hours of sleep in before finals. Have a nice night/day/whatever people
>>685928195
Why the fuck do I remember you drunk all the time? Was that in sfur?
>>685927479
kek
>>685928180
Dont mean to be rude, but you can fuck off with the rest of these weebs. I shall continue with gore until this thread dies or 404s. Might as well gtfo now
>>685928374
No idea, I dont even drink that often. Maybe once a month.
>>685928216
She must be large and autistic to be with a fucking weeb
>>685928309
Kek, I try.
>not really.>>685928337
>>685928460
She's Cambodian and smarter than me.
>>685928423
More IMPOTENT RAGE!! RAAAAA THESE NERDS ARE HAVING MORE FUN THAT ME
REEEEEEEEEE
Hahaha. Ever heard the expression "The pot calling the kettle black"?
>>685928261
I got it here, so....fuck off
>>685928483
>>685928337 was a misclick. Ignore it.
>>685928118
HEY IM MORE RANDOM THIS IS CANCER WHERES MY /B/
>>685928423
that's not even gore that's comedy. also having been here for over 10 years i can honestly say that you are a fucking retard if you think weebs have less of a claim to 4chan.
>>685928565
>Not hard to be smarter than a weeb
>>685928279
Yeah, it certainly was.
We're on /b/... What the fuck did you think?
>you on waifu u never venture outside
>u didnt discover waifu by browsing /b/
>u a dumb
w l
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>>685928568
Ever heard the expression "Stop being such a faggot and get a life" ?
>>685928432
What the fuck? Well, maybe I've just always interpreted you as the "bad guy". Does Keith still hang around here?
>>685928791
Nah. Sounds like you've heard it a lot, though
OMGWTFBBQSAUCE ROFLMAO U GOT REKT
>>685928791
>can't even download goatse correctly
>>685928655
I think weebs have less of a claim on anything and everything. Weebs are a disease and they need to be purged right along with the niggers and jews
>>685928848
Maybe im actually a giant cunt like some people say, oh well.
Yea, Keith still posts in box. He's usually the one starting them. They have a discord they hang out in when not posting but I wouldnt go there.
>>685928791
Derp.
The best of retorts.
"UR A NO LIFE FAG"
Brilliant.
Show us more of your stunning intellect.
Or maybe a little more of your charming personality.
Come on anon. Get your shit together.
>>685928922
Youre a faggot
>>685928895
>>685928791
Didnt link in other thread. Confused in my tipsy state
Rory-sama claimed
I saw every single one of these rekt like 6 months ago
>>685929120
Nah it was. Just a few posts up and only once.
I almost missed it too.
>>685928922
I don't watch anime in general but I just hang around to chat.
>those dubs doe.
>>685928987
Yeah, I know all about that discord stuff. Here's a pic relation.
>>685928668
I'd think of myself as pretty smart, I'm no genius, but I know alot of useless shit.
>>685928922
ok you do realize that /b/ was the containment board for autists since day one. now it is the containment board ALL of the internet. simply put, this is where people go who aren't welcome anywhere else.
>>685929054
I can get real women to sleep with me, at least. I dont have to play some stupid fucking childs game of claim your waifu to feel better about myself because im oh so lonely. Should try leaving mom's basement sometime so you dont have to be in these purely cancerous bullshit threads. KYS. All of you weeb fucks.
>>685929202
heh, I remember that. I think.
>>685929289
>missing the point that nobody wants weebs
>>685929319
Oh noes you got me.
Surely since i post here i must be a virgin.
Except no. Try again, Captain Projection.
>take a piece of shit from one toilet
>throw it at the other toilet
Cleansing /b/ everybody.
>>685929319
Hey retard. If you wanna spam the thread, spam it, don't reply.
>>685929202
How does one chat about anime if he never watches it???
>>685929459
>>685929327
Kek, yeah I was in the discord it was pretty fun but I left after some time. Completely. I actually just recently returned in this month. Here's another funny one.
>>685929600
>I let my reaction folder do the talking for me
Cute.
>>685929638
keith is a fig
>thread right now
>Shiro
>>685929459
I do what i want
>>685929527
I simply don't talk about anime.
>>685929714
Lel. He's a nice guy and I enjoyed talking to him.
>>685929699
Nah, I just find that they emphasize the feels. For your post there was nothing but that face to adequately describe it
>>685929914
Yea he's cool, he's just so lewd.
>>685929459
Don't be a stranger, Tats.
Akiko claimed
Good morning everyone
>>685929914
So you go into anime threads just to talk, but not about anime??? huh? theres a million other threads but you pick the faggiest one of them all to lurk in??? I think youre a fucking closet weeb
>>685929970
Good morning. How goes?
>>685929319
well, this happened last night >>685930108
>>685929920
I'm sure Anon.
Is it because you couldn't find anything to say?
How about you grow some fucking balls, since you can't do one thing correctly.
>>685929970
How did you sleep friend? By the way, a lot of bigotry going on, more than usual.
>>685930111
zozzle
in this corner we have the weeabo faggots, in the other corner we have this other faggot. it's a close one ladies and gentlemen. who will prevail? it's a test of will and endurance.
>>685929968
Yeah, he speaks with so many innuendos its funny because I didn't realize most were innuendos unless they called them out. Yeah, I might go in there just to pay everyone a visit. I'll even put on my old name just for the good ol' times.
>>685930165
Wooo.
Edgy.
Careful not to cut yourself with all that edge.
>>685930151
Way to be original, anon.
>never saw that one coming
Jumping on MWO for a bit to relax. Was a good night.
>>685930245
do it
>>685930108
It's going good Shizu
Looks like I arrived just in time to watch yet another random guy make an ass of himself. Hes this been going on for long?
>>685930202
I slept ok
> lot of bigotry going on, more than usual.
I can see. It's very entertaining
>>685929970
Hello. How has your morning been?
>>685930193
I seem to be trolling you just fine. Niggers are so easy guise
>>685930302
Did someone say Edgy? Thanks anon! I'm glad you noticed.
>>685930386
I'll fucking do it. June 6th. Be there. Probably earlier because those threads don't last as long as these.
>>685930411
Better than yours. How many cocks did you take before coming into this pathetic thread?
>>685930419
>>685930513
>not calling the file 'young thor levitates a hula hoop while looking at a ftuture wife'
You disgust me
>>685930568
That's a pretty specific date.
>>685930419
https://youtu.be/O80yJV2cBtc
>>685929969
Sorry Mikan.
>>685930569
Like right before
Or my whole life
>>685930419
Ever hear the term
Pissing in a sea of piss?
This thread has its own trolls. People who actually claim and do a much better job than you.
>>685930635
Can you post something that isnt ancient?
>>685930621
This thread disgusts me
>>685930399
Nah just a little.
Gotta love how various shit posters show up here and think they've got us bothered. Wonder how long he'll last.
>>685930623
Its just 2 weeks from now. Well, from before today's 12am if that makes sense. I have to get back my pokemon folder that was like 1gig of pure pokemon.
>>685930766
Why would he cut his dick off?
>>685930859
You misplaced it or something?
>>685930636
Right before, obviously, You're on 4chan so its a given that you like cocks. I dont want you to hurt your brain trying to count all of them that you've had over the entire span of your life.
>>685930766
Theres a reason your neck has a built in turn function
>>685930676
faggots baiting faggots with faggotry you say?
>>685930739
>>685930947
0 actually
But im a faggot who likes cock. Just as you say, we are on 4chan
>>685930411
>checked
Heya Aqua, I really just woke up so there's not much been going on. The thread seems pretty interesting though
>>685930817
It's like a travelling live show to me every time this happens
Why would we ever have to browse /b/ when shitposters bring the content to us?
>>685930910
I put it on a flash drive and then completely deleted it from my computer. Then I hid said flash drive in an unaccessible place that only I know of.
>>685930988
I could do that, or i could attempt to stop you faggots and disrupt your thread. The lulz from the 2nd option are obviously much more gooder. Duh
>>685931087
Doubtful that you havent
>>685931066
>>685931122
That sounds like a lot of hassle.
>>685931106
Right? Why go out to shit post when you can do it from home. Lol
>>685931106
This thread is quite interesting indeed... Things I never expected have happened and that's pretty cool. Aside from the gore and other garbage of course.
>>685931192
A disruption?
This is 4chan, its half 15 year old cunts like you, its par for the course at this point
>>685931351
so what has been happening anyways? i'm not paying any attention to this shit.
At what point did you faggots decide that you were just going to give up on life and become a bunch of waifu fucks? Seriously, this is just as pathetic as having feels threads on 4chan.
>>685931106
It would be nice if this shit poster
BROUGHT SOME ORIGINAL CONTENT
Seriously, if this content were to be examined under a microscope you would find dinosaur shit in them
>>685926522
Not bad
>>685927609
>>685927176
cmon guys obvious bait
Holo claimed
>>685931351
Gore you say?
>>685931477
Nah, gonna keep posting SSDD
>>685931506
Fucking furries are into this weeb autism too? Jesus fuck.
>>685931506
Thought you could use this.
>Shiro
You weebs aughta give this book a read
>>685931506
Awoo~
>>685931792
faggot
>>685931806
Bacon?
>>685931283
Yeah but I don't want anyone in my family or in general to find out I'm a furfag though. So I had to do it. The transfer itself will be more of a hassle than anything else.
>>685931447
Well, I met a guy (again) that I thought was a different person but was all along pretty cool.
>>685931506
Yoo!
>>685931734
Maybe you should. I think youre a repressed homosexual.
>>685931871
I think you might be confused as to the origins of bacon...
>>685931868
>cringe
>thumbnail
The irony.
Kokonoe from kodomo no jikan.
anyone else find it amusing that new friends think people on /b/ are actually fazed by insults?
>>685931723
what why
>>685931893
I think you're a repressed neckbearded autist, so...I think were even.
>>685931918
Dogs dont know its not bacon
>>685931302
>step 1: make thread guaranteed to piss people off
>step 2: ???
>step 3: sit and watch the endless stream of content and autistic ramblings
>>685931351
Like what? That's literally all I've seen
>>685931452
In all honesty none of us likes animu. we just do it so we can lure in butthurt people to shitpost and laugh at them
>>685931477
It's quite sad indeed but it's still fun trying to watch him struggle. Shitpost-chan is obviously newfag so we can't expect too much from him
>SOME ORIGINAL CONTENT
Now you're asking a bit much from your average shitposter
>>685931506
Hello Wolf, you came just in time
>>685931964
You're thread is starting to die out, so I do believe my posting is starting to work.
>>685932022
Im not repressed anything
I know what I want and I dont care what others think about it
>>685932002
oh idk, mainly just because i'm bored thought i'd make something.
>Shiro
>>685932150
... riiiiiiight
>>685932150
>starting to die out
>my posting is starting to work
Yeah this guy hasn't the slightest clue
>>685932150
It's a 24/7 circlejerk.
Is this your first time in these threads?
>>685932210
wait why'd i put my name if i did image, shit
>>685932150
>die out
Im sorry, what?
>pic related
>Rory-sama
>>685932231
>>685932241
>>685932242
i lul'd a little.
Three in a row
>>685932303
Well that statement was probably the funniest thing he's posted so far
>>685932303
But, it's the truth.
>>685932210
Hey shiro can you do that with this image?
>>685932127
Yeah... Sorry, that's really just me who experienced it. Other than that its just shit posting.
>>685932408
No lol
>>685932486
Yes lmao
>>685931302
>rattle
Good morning.
>>685932536
Hi there lurking Sachi. What's up?
>Rattle rattle
>>685932432
hyper speed or slightly fast?
>>685932549
Morning Galko
>>685932432
Some of it has actually managed to give me a chuckle like >>685932242 but most of it has been your average everyday shitposting
>>685932536
it's dat Sachii
>>685932549
Hey Galko
>>685932549
Guten Morgen, faggot.
>>685932536
>>685932549
>>685932677
Looks like the morning shift has arrived. Good morning to all.
>>685932616
Can you do both? If not or too lazy then hyper speed.
>>685932652
Hi Rory.
>>685932762
Hi Akiko.
>>685932803
That's pretty rude.
Night.
>>685932815
Not really morning here, only now got back from exams.
Fucking hell i hate history.
>>685932600
hey shizuru
just had a 2 hour nap
>not tired rattles
>>685932762
oh shit waddup
>>685932815
hey
>>685932906
Goodnight.
Excellent, this time I'm waking up while the waifu claim thread is ongoing instead of trying to go to sleep. I declare my sleep schedule fixed.
