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>Pendleton, CA
>MOS 0317
>1/1
Also, 62 is shit.
how does it feel to have been brainwashed by the U.S. gov't?
>>685901655
I'm joining the Air Force to become EOD. Should I be a Marine EOD, and why?
Why are you a baby raping shithead faggot?
Did you'd nigger father duck out on you so felt like you needed to overcompensate?
Fuck you.
Piece of shit.
I'll fucking hit you.
>>685901655
>he doesnt keep his left eye open like american sniper
>>685901897
I'm not.
>>685901907
If you'd like to earn the title of a United States Marine, then join the Corps.
>>685901993
Kek
>>685901655
How does it feel to fuck countries up?
>>685902082
brainwashed cuck
>>685902098
I've served one tour in Afghanistan, hated every single fucking minute of it. Dealing with sand niggers.
>>685902233
Do you suck your moms dick with that mouth?
>>685902082
I prefer 'Airman' but if the job is the same than I can get over it I guess. And the uniform looks cooler.
>>685901655
Would you recommend to others?
What's the gnarliest thing you've had to do in the name of freedom?
>>685901655
What do you think about private contractors (like blackwater, etc.)?
>>685902384
Airmen are made fun of, day in day out. Earn the title.
>>685902447
I do recommend the Marine Corps to others so they can serve their country and not be a liberal cuck. I scrubbed toilets in boot. And 9 months in Afgahn.
How do you plan on killing yourself after our government throws you away like the trash you are?
Bonus question, did you fuck any middle eastern sluts?
>>685901655
Hi, 0311 here. Fuck the Corp. Fuck everything about it. Hate this shit. Worst decision of my life. Do you hate it as much as I do?
>>685902276
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead !!!>>685902639
>>685902625
Thank you for your time. Deciding next year. :)
>>685902591
I think those private contractors have the right idea. Most are veterans and they understand that we were sent out to some shitty country and create terrorists.
>>685902655
It's 50/50. Saved my life, but also ruined it. Can't complain though. I signed the contract.
>>685902900
No problem. I don't know much about the EOD we have. But contact a recruiter.
>>685901655
How does it feel to pull your cock out to take a piss in a urinal on the third day of Ramadan on a leap year with a fresh haircut and have already eaten breakfast but have lunch to look forward to on a slightly warmer day than usual while kinda sleepy cause you stayed up late eating pizza and couldn't find the remote.
>>685903187
Where are stationed?
>>685902082
>marine
>not brainwashed
Pick one, faggot.
Q: how much dick did you suck on your tour? Do you swallow?
Does it upset you when people don't treat you like an authority figure or give you "respect" for being in the military? Also, what drugs do you plan on becoming addicted to when you are unable to adjust to the life of a normal human?
I'm seeing a therapist, am I gonna be disqualified?
>>685903038
Are there any chances to get sweet foreign pussy? Preferably not via rape
Why don't you get anyour funding beyond bodies and bullets? The army is like "we have satellite tracking on threel converging targets". Navy says "OK we will blow them up from a thousand miles away". Marines, theyou are like "here's a Dell laptop try to figure out if there are people over there. But it doesn't matter cause we are going either way"
>>685903477
nah, they just fuck goats in afghan
>>685903374
Are you butthurt cause you got DQ'd at MEPS?
>>685903413
I don't demand respect. It was my choice to enlist. It's greatly appreciated though.
>>685903472
Seeing a therapist for what?
>>685903477
Yup, go to Japan. They shoot darts out of their pussy's and their cheap.
>>685903882
Kek, I'm not a retard who dropped out of high school. I got a real job that pays better and doesn't get me shot.
>>685902639
Answer the question(s) OP
>>685903882
OCD (BDD to be more specific)
>>685904281
Keep thinking that, bud.
How many times have you been cucked? You sound like a faggot.
>>685902639
I haven't any.
>>685904514
OP here. Have you mentioned anything to a recruiter? Did you choose to see the therapist?
>>685904545
rah. bro are you on duty or something?
>>685904744
24 hrs
>>685904699
I havent said anything to the recruiter yet, but my doc recommended to see a therapist.
>>685904869
I was with 1\2 when we closed out LNK. bro just go to sleep
>>685904545
Can't be cucked if you don't 'date'. One night stands and fuck buddies, boy. Women aren't worth the trouble.
>Marine calling anyone a faggot
That's rich, boy.
>>685904876
Okay, this is my advice. If you're going to be honest with someone, be honest with the recruiter. He's on your side, trying to make his fucking quota to get you in. He'll tell you what to say and what not to say. A therapist is supposed to keep everything confidential. If I were you, I wouldn't say shit. Unless YOU think it'll affect you later down the road. The choice is yours.
>>685905071
Already slept. I'm ready to get the fuck out.
>>685905157
OK, enjoy your traps.
>>685901655
Is thy cloud that bringeth the water still there?
0341. 2/1 camp Horno here.
>>685905679
sincerely, good one, faggot
>I say 'women aren't worth dating'
>clearly mentioned ONSs and FInd
>Hurr Derr, "He must fuck traps"
The projection is heavy is your post.
How does it feel to have your own brothers rape women in Japan, ruining it for the other branches there to do their fucking job?
Need I say more than pic related?
>>685906423
>>685901907
I know this is from awhile back and since the dumb fuck grunt OP doesnt know shit. In order to become an EOD tech in the MC you have to be an NCO(E4 and above) and Either lat move or reenlist into it.
>>685906500
>>685906105
LCpl?
>>685906391
It's not rape if you're not caught.
>>685906423
I heard she's a freak. Female Marines suck the best dick IMO
>>685901655
WHy is there no ammo in this gun
>>685906550
>>685906627
kys boot nerd
>>685906550
>boots/sleeves bloused
>drop leg holsters
Gay
>>685906685
"Marines" can't even do proper push ups
>>685906594
yep. made CPL but got NJP'd. Terminal Lance
Why do the Marines even exist? We have an Army, Navy and Air Force. That covers all the bases, Marines seem to be just some leftover that is used mainly for gay fantasy porn.
>>685906782
>>685906782
looks like they're doing mt climbers tbh pham
a staple in DIs ITing you
>>685906796
Terminal Lance implies you never made it to Cpl, so you're just a dumb fuck shit bag who got busted down. You don't rate to call yourself a TL
>>685902625
>scrubbed toilets in boot and sand nigger territory
And I scrub toilets at my job. 4 of them every goddamn day, and I can guarantee you they are worse than anything you ever witnessed because people aren't afraid of being raped in the ass and kicked out of boot for making a mess on the toilet.
This tells me you think less of marines than a minimum wage job.
>>685906945
Look at the female closest to the camera man, clearly half way through a push up.
>>685905679
My OCD isn't terrible, I can follow directions or get dirty its just a minor thing thing i worry about.
>>685907056
or she's getting slayed and is tired as fuck
look at everyone else retard
if you want to actually have a decent paying job post service it would be wise not to become a marine
unless you want your skillset in the civilian world is suffering from crippling alcoholism, debt, and depression / chewing the fat with older vets who actually had a war worth fighting for
source: cousin wanted to be GI Jew and got ptsd
>>685902625
>i scrubbed toilets
>i served my country
jesus christ you're the most brainwashed cuck i have ever seen
>>685906975
>This tells me you think less of marines than a minimum wage job
At least minimum wage jobs serve a purpose and aren't brainwashed into thinking they're serving their country by doing their bullshit work
>>685901655
Why the fuck is it always overcast when i go camping there. Also fuck the mcdonalds by the commissary they messed up my order the 2 times i went there
>>685907187
Midway through a push-up isn't a resting position you dumb bitch. Arching your back like the other females is. God damn you're a retard son
>>685906969
This
fuck out nigger, fucking blood stripe wearing faggot
you're not welcome in our shitty rank anymore
>>685907272
Thanks man. Three of my friends joined opposite parts of the military and they think they're more entitled to shit than I am for "serving" when 2 of them sit around and are glorified mechanics and the other one got basically thrown into the national guard instead of an actual branch.
People like you make me happy to clean those horrid toilets because you're one of the people who appreciate my effort.
>>685907119
Don't mention it. But if you decide to, your recruiter is the person to be honest with. Have you taken a practice ASVAB?
>>685907272
OK faggot.
>>685907305
Fucking San Diego weather man. Stupid fucks work there. Go to Sonic.
Why are such a boot bitch thinking you made it and shit must be nice sitting in your room fucking off waiting porn and fucking the wook down the hall ..........STFU AND GET DOWN STAIRS AND POLICE CALL THE FUCKING GRASS FOR DIRT.
>>685906627
my god now I know I'm a masosubfag as i picture them make me strip and inspecting me and fondling me .
oh well when in rome.
![tyler-ziegel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mTyDag.jpg "tyler-ziegel[1].jpg")
>>685901655
I am from San Diego and fucking cannot stand you dumb pig fuckers in the Marines. You losers seem to be 75% Inbred Rednecks from the shit mid/south states with a few ghetto black/brown turds thrown in. You have turned Oceanside into a Hillbilly third world slum. Also you women are nasty skanks.
Hopefully you are killed in the ME by some brave Taliban or Iraqi warrior. My favorite Marine pic.
>>685907331
I didn't say she was resting, I said her body was giving up
Have you been to Marine boot? If 12 of them look like they're doing mt climbers, they're probably doing mt climbers
not to mention when this shit is happening the exercise isn't consistent, they transition from one to the other back and forth fast as shit that you hardly do anything right, they're just wearing you out
>>685907484
No, my brother has a book to prepare for it though.
>>685906969
I'm sure your POG ass knows all about it.
>>685907537
>says the pfc.
>>685907571
Wow, so edgy. Go tell an MP that at the gate.
>>685901907
Your AF quality of life will far out measure your Corps life
>>685907484
Is MEPS really that strict?
Are the marines homophobic
>>685907730
Hahahahahh fuck no I got out a CPL ..... after I got busted down for hazing marines. God I miss the old corps
>>685907742
This man is not lying.
>>685907633
Take a practice. if you score high, the recruiters will want you.
>>685907872
Yes/no. depends on the doctor. Watch some videos on peoples experiences, especially if you can find out which MEPs you'd go too.
>>685907937
Some.
>>685901907
Chair Force
>>685907478
In a way minimum wage workers serve their country more than military cucks, cause they actually do their shit work in the general public and not some shitty third world country. Scrubbing toilets in an office building or even a maccas serves society as a general cause we don't have to use shitty toilets, scrubbing them in afganistan only benefits other military cucks. I'm much in the same situation as you man, some mates joined up and think they're hot shit when all they do is sit around all day.
>>685908167
Way to go all the marines want from you is a fucked up back ..... Air force has hotter bitches any way ..... Wook now and days are butt fucking ugly
>>685908113
Ok, thanks m8
>>685908253
>their
Your mom forgot to swallow you ...... You poor autistic fuck
>>685908334
No problem. Best of luck to you.
>>685908361
Kek
>>685902625
Armyfag here. Scout. I'll see your 9 months in Afghanistan and raise you 12 in early OIF and 9 in southwest Asia and upcoming 9 more in Afghanistan soon as I get done in this fucking shithole. Eat my scrotal lint cherry.
>dick measuring contest
Yuuuuup.
>>685908361
>>685908478
How many days of PT did you miss last week?
>>685907607
>>685907607
Yes, in male boot camp maybe you're correct but in wook summer camp if 12 people look like they're doing mt. climbers they're probably weak ass WMs.
Idk if you're the dumb grunt OP or not, but take a look at the entire picture, use your brain for more than just pointy shooty. There are girls who are still assuming the push up position.
>>685907571
Not a marine but serving. You are a fat angry little bitch aren't you? I usually don't engage fucking retards like you , but you sir are the epitome of neckbearded ignorance coupled with a few sprinkles of idk my real dad . Fuck off and die peasant.
>>685903882
Women in combat mos. Thoughts?
>>685908957
Something to fuck. I will only disagree if the bitch can't do the male standard.
>>685908595
You don't do organized Pt on deployment you fucking pog. Who the fuck has time .
>>685906840
marine corps purpose is that its so flexible it can do whatever the fuck the country needs of it.
read a book nigger
>>685908957
Drama, platoon wide stds and pregnant infantry bitches. It's coming...
>>685901655
Come to the triangle in SC. See you there guy!
what's the hardest part about sniper school?
do you get to choose whether to be the sniper or spotter?
how scary is it being behind enemy lines with just you and a spotter?
>>685908931
and here we have a faggot struggling to accept the truth
>>685909326
>what's the hardest part about sniper school?
All the dicks in your ass
>do you get to choose whether to be the sniper or spotter?
whoever has the biggest dick
>how scary is it being behind enemy lines with just you and a spotter?
it gets scary when your run out of viagra
>>685909343
The only struggle going on here is you refusing to accept the fact that in between the tears and anal deflowerings from your uncle,you have the right to continue living. You don't and you should just kill yourself before on of your fat mothers "friends" force feeds you battery acid.
>>685901655
Why is the US military so full of chickenshits?
All you do is bully poor countries where people don't even have fighter jets. You start by bombing people, and even when you can walk right in you lay around and snipe like pussies.
GB in its megalomaniac days ruled much of the world, and India still speaks fucking English.
You are trying to do the same, but you can't even hold Afghanistan.
That, plus your whole country freaks out when someone crashes a plane into a building. If you actually got any serious payback for all the shit you've done, you would just stay inside and cry all day, for years.
>>685909704
Cuz we can and fuck you.
>>685909629
I NEVER run out of viagra you poor fool!!
>>685909326
>what's the hardest part about sniper school?
Everything.
>do you get to choose whether to be the sniper or spotter?
No. Both my spotter and I are shooters. We alternate.
>how scary is it being behind enemy lines with just you and a spotter?
Very. Too many details to type.
>>685909679
>trying this hard to be insulting
>>685909981
Then you're all set to become a sniper!
how does it feel to get your dick shot off
>>685901655
As much as I may disagree with the actions of the US Government, I thank you for your service.
>>685910137
I agree with you. Thank you.
>>685910137
>>685910190
>thanks for scrubbing toilets in afghanistan
a true hero
>>685910043
Hehe I did think pretty hard . Thank you for noticing my nigga! GREAT SUCCESS!!!
>>685910137
>>685910190
ahah you faggots!
Like they did it for you or for the US.
They did it for their own selfish reasons.
Whenever I see combat videos like Funker or something, there always shooting what seems like randomness. How can you confirm a kill? What's the closest combat experience you've had?
Also, Is Bin Laden really dead?
>>685909704
>You are trying to do the same, but you can't even hold Afghanistan
The Graveyard of Empires
>>685910408
Of course, I know.
>>685910349
Shut your Cheeto encrusted mouth you tendie munching obese faggot.
>>685910349
And even if it wasn't you purposefully misrepresenting things it'd still be more than you ever did in your life. ayy.
>>685909995
>get back from patrol
>get selected to escort precious faggot snipers into their stupid roach hole
>no big deal we're only hungry and haven't slept in 3 days
>insert CO's fucking baby into their hiding spot
>get back to fob, can finally get some rest and eat
>turn around Marines, a dog saw my precious fucking child and has been compromised
every
fucking
time
Fuck 17s
Whats your opinions on your officers? What do you fucking hate about them? What do you like about them?
>>685910504
Sometimes hard to confirm a kill when others drag their body off.
>>685910408
Not the marine faggot but a big reason why I'm in is because combat is fucking addictive as shit. Haven't been burned out yet and i fucking love it. The respect is nice, money is good but nothing ,
NOTHING compares to shooting an enemy combatant in the fucking mouth.
>>685910551
>>685910628
haha what the fuck military cucks, you're getting mad this easily, how is your self esteem this low, wasn't the brainwashing enough to make you believe you're all great heroes?
>>685910916
I have not met an officer that I get along with. they're all stuck up faggots. At least the ones I've dealt with.
>>685911000
as if is fucking ww3 going on out there.
you would shoot more people as a cop.
>>685908167
At least he's not cannon fodder.
>>685911000
How far away was he?
>>685911114
Met and served under a few good ones . The majority are pieces of shit West Point babies who known nothing, do nothing and then wonder why they get left behind . Dumb twats.
>>685901655
how hard is basic training, can a skinnyfag like me make the cut?
>>685911111
Military fag BTFO forever
>>685901655
62y.o.?
>>685910408
Isn't that true of just about anything? That there is no such thing as a truly altruistic action?
Point is, military service is a sacrifice and they are serving the country....and some make the ultimate sacrifice and don't make it home.
Military service is a sacrifice most of us are unwilling or unable to make...hence the gratitude.
>>685901655
Why are you such a boot? Go police call something.
>>685911325
>basic training
>>685911318
Fuck those west point faggots.
>>685911111
Nice.
Tips for future officers from enlisted? Going to OCS soon.
>>685911309
Have never been a sniper nor do I plan on being one. First time was a few meters from a window above me, he scared the living shit out of me. Was a saw gunner at the time, don't need to be accurate when I have 200 round belt in.
>>685901655
How many dead sand niggers you pissed on?
Ever pose infront of SS Flag?
>>685911727
Branch?
>>685911815
Only the confederate, now fuck off
>>685911111
>disrespecting the ones who fight for freedom
What's it like to suck dick for respect?
You're basically a whore with bullets.
>>685911929
Why'd you get DQ'd at MEPs?
>>685911923
>Fighting for the military industrial complex
ftfy
>>685911837
Yeah don't be a faggot and listen to your psg. Literally don't talk at all until your positive that what comes out of your mouth is not fucking retarded and always trust your NCOs.
>>685911923
The US military hasn't fought for freedom since WW2. You're a corporate tool to extract resources from under developed nations
>>685912081
>always trust your NCOs.
>>685912065
Idiot. We know and we don't care. Fuck off and die.
>>685911923
You act like there is a world war going on, all the military does in the middle east is shit in trenches, practice friendly fire and waste tax money
>>685911325
What this faggot >>685911577
Is trying to say is that Marines call our basic training "boot camp"
I'll answer your question. It's easy as fuck, I was a slightly chubby sheltered faggot who graduated and made Sgt before I EASd 4 years later. It's all mental and gotta adapt to play the game.
>>685911000
The real fun starts when people are invading Ameristan, raiding your house and shooting your son in the mouth in your own home, faggot.
Karma.
>>685901655
Do you get any poon?
>>685912011
Because they realized my intelligence was better utilized in the civilian world instead of being a meatshield.
Also cigarettes.
>>685912250
>Doesn't care he's literally a tool
Lol the mentality of army fags
>>685912250
>Not caring that you're throwing your life away for corporations that control the government
and somehow I'm an idiot for pointing that out and according to you I should proceed to "fuck off and die". This is either bait or you truly are retarded.
>>685912142
Korea.
>>685907119
Don't join, dude. I'm in right now and it's only fun if there's a war, or if you want job security. And only if you go O(officer). I can tell you with absolute certainty that if you join, you'll be a stand in for pointless formations that lazy Sergeants didn't want to go to because they feel speshul, and all you'll have to return to cleaning and mowing and landscaping for the first three years because some faggot doesn't like the way the grass is growing. Until you pick up and perpetuate the vicious cycle of fuckery.
It's not the pictures you see online anymore, wait for another war. That's when your time is worth it.
>>685909704
that is where the losers who are too stupid for walmart go
the usa needs to keep the rednecks busy
>>685912390
I got your mom's last night
>>685911454
>Point is, military service is a sacrifice and they are serving the country
Which is null and void by your first point counselor.
> there is no such thing as a truly altruistic action?
So no job should be given thanks. Ok.
>.and some make the ultimate sacrifice and don't make it home.
99% do. Even at a time of heavy war for every 1 in harms way there are 10 in the rear with the gear. Not to mention peace time.
>Military service is a sacrifice most of us are unwilling or unable to make...hence the gratitude.
Or maybe we would be of better use not making such a choice.
And lets keep perspective it is (as there is no draft) a choice.
Also if I am going to thank people for making a choice that benefits me what about the doctors, firemen, cops, farmers, etc and so many other jobs some of which carry the chance for injury or death?
Before some some vocation that is arguably beneficial to me?
>>685912409
Right, I'm sure McDonald's loves having an employee with a GED.
>>685912390
Soemtimes. You free tonight?
>>685912329
Honestly it makes me feel so much better knowing that fat retards like you are literally paying me to shitpost on here . Thanks for your unwilling support faggot. Consider the following edgelord:You and others like you are the ultimate cucks my nigga.
>>685912670
Fuck you bitch, I'll kick your fuckin ass you little bitch, gimme your fuckin address, I'll come and kill you over and over you fat ass bitch dick sucking faggot!!
>>685912592
>Fighting against a system of government more than half of people wanted
>"NO YOU'RE ONLY FREE TO CHOOSE CAPITALISM"
American self interest. They didn't care about freedom
>>685912729
I currently have an associates and work as a waiter.
Oh wait that was an insult.
Ow.
>>685912841
4237 West Tower street, Mission Row, NYC
>>685912690
>>Military service is a sacrifice most of us are unwilling or unable to make...hence the gratitude.
Also even if everyone who was acceptable to serve in the military signed up the military would not have the budget to cloth feed and train that many people.
They would end up turning most away.
>>685912755
>Implying I'm american
wew
Also, you can't go half a sentence without throwing some random insult in there, pathetic cuck
>>685912388
Well even if that Happens your gonna be long dead you overweight virgin piece of shit, hanging from the ceiling in your grandmothers house because your mother couldn't stand the sight of your acne ridden asscrack anymore as you dumped hours after hours in cs go.
do you know my friend Eddie he's a spic
>>685912755
>Gets underpaid for shit job
>Suckle from gov't teet
>"YOU'RE A CUCK
Lol, go back to /pol/ faggot
>>685912926
>Waiter
And you said he sucks dick, kek!
>>685912660
Well it's trump or crooked shillary so theres a chance
>>685901655
I got washed out at MEPS. Am I still a Marine?
>>685913101
>using cuck unironically
aids
>>685912690
>>>685911454 (You)
>>Point is, military service is a sacrifice and they are serving the country
>Which is null and void by your first point counselor.
>> there is no such thing as a truly altruistic action?
>So no job should be given thanks. Ok.
>And lets keep perspective it is (as there is no draft) a choice.
>Also if I am going to thank people for making a choice that benefits me what about the doctors, firemen, cops, farmers, etc and so many other jobs some of which carry the chance for injury or death?
>Before some some vocation that is arguably beneficial to me?
Sure...you should be grateful to people doing those jobs as well.
>>685913231
Just because I do doesn't mean he doesn't.
I just don't pretend it adds anything to my man-cred.
>>685912841
>>685913122
>yfw
>>685912329
win
>>685912755
lose
>>685913101
win
>>685913305
>CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK
>oh its fine i use it ironically :^)
oh boy
>>685906258
are you this fucking sad you have to insult a man simply for doing his job.
You sound like one of those fuckers who peaked in high school but was too much of a pussy to actually join. Have fun with your obviously menial job.
or your some troll in his mom's house.
either way you are still a cuck
>>685913101
>implying I'm American
You really do have the mental capacity of a genital wart don't you? Do you have flash cards you carry everywhere so you remember to inhale and exhale? Fuck off faggot.
>>685906594
can confirm
female marines are fucking scary in bed
>>685913364
But society progresses this idea of thanks to only one of them. The military.
So we do not say thank you to the fireman who may have seen more danger then someone who sat on a base in japan or germany??
Because of a uniform and societies ideas??
>>685913741
Love me some Wookie pussy
>>685906840
read a fucking book
>found the fatass
>>685913654
Found this picture of you. How are you this mad all the time, I'd imagine it's taxing on your body and mind
>>685913776
I'm a fireman and sexy. Whaddup tho?!?!
>>685913279
I put my money on Trump, not because
>Muh 'merica
even though it is my America, but because I want to see the world at war again. Humans always get creative during wars, and right now is the time to take the world by storm with whatever weapons have been created by data taken after the death of Tesla and other scientists who died and whose notes were confiscated. Make no mistake, whatever happens when Trump is elected, we will win.
>>685907213
why do jackass like you believe this? is it cause your marine dad used to hit you?
Your cousin sounds like a bitch.
>>685907272
in boot you brain dead moron.
you just keep talking shit and we'll see who dies first during martial law
All I want to know is...Two marines, two medals....
Hi op, Which sees more active combat. Marines or Army? And by active combat i mean deployed over seas. Shootin some terrorists
>>685913627
>if you don't join the military then you're a pussy!
Killer logic there, Chad.
Maybe stop chugging six pack nightly so you can think straight.
>>685913909
MODS MODS MODS. Fucking fatass faggot has chubby boy cp. your shits been logged little bitch, enjoy ape dick in your fat little butthole for the next 15 years.
The fact you felt the need to actually spend the time to locate the picture and attempt a witty insult is gratifying to my ego. Continue gypsy peasant, and I may give you more scraps.
Know anything about 9th Comm? Literally going there Wednesday from 29.
>>685913948
I want to be a SEAT firebomber pilot and operate an AT-802.
>>685913776
Speak for yourself. I thank cops and firemen all the time. Doctors and nurses as well (sister is an ER nurse and has seen some shiat).
My son is 3 years into his 4 years in the Navy. He was stationed in Japan for the first 2.5 years.
The difference with the military is you can be away from your family for extended periods of time.
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ENbt27o.jpg "original[1].jpg")
>>685913741
How bad does a girl's life have to be to join the military? They must be to ugly for even porn.
pic: average Marine couple.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-2-life-terms-sexually-abusing-kids-article-1.1568808
>>685901655
Why are you pretending to be a marine, when youre actually a fat neckbeard who wouldnt pass basic fitness?
Why are you talking about things they tell you in basic training not to talk about to people?
>>685908253
in boot you brain dead moron
in fucking boot.
you are so obviously a minimum wage asshole who couldnt last two seconds in a real fight
>>685913382
But, he does do moar manly stuff tho. They hike with their weapons all throughout the week, they deploy every so often and take fire from enemy forces. And stick around to shoot back. Sounds pretty manly, when's the last time you fireman carried someone?
>>685914154
>Martial Law
>I am going to willingly execute civilians based on my own whims then pretend I'm a virtuous crusader of freedom.
I hope PTSD causes you to put a gun in your mouth.
>>685913909
MOOOODS.
>inb4 artistic/funny
Nope, I recommend a double dose of suicide.
>>685914154
>things that'll realistically happen
>martial law
Pick one my brainwashed friend. Why do you think all your cucky marine mates kill themselves after their sad little service is done? Because all those useful skills literally have no real world application. You're wasting a significant portion of your life learning something that doesn't even benefit yourself, let alone your country.
>>685909108
what a fucking loser. have fun picking up the shit the marines blow up sally
>>685902082
>>685902625
Why not have an elitist attitude with a superiority complex, and embrace the horrible life with the marine corp?
With us, you can sit around make fun of others that are a lot happier and are treated better.
jar head > chair force man
or is it chair force man > jar head?
chair force and bullet catchers?
After all,
The greatest battles have been won by jar heads. It was not the chair force that stopped Japanese from terrorizing the Asian pacific, it was some marines and their rifles.
>>685901655
What is that thing on the helmet? Is it for holding a light source or something?
>>685914369
Women do this and have proven themselves to be equally lethal as men.
Or are you just going to warp into a stereotypical /b/tard and shriek libcuck because I don't recognize the validity of gender roles?
>>685901655
>Ask a Marine anything
Why are you such a faggot?
Do you think you are special for being in the military?
Do you literally think your country are the good guys?
Are you aware that the whole wide world hates USA and thinks USA soldiers are dickheads?
>>685914549
I wanna become a marine so bad one day. But I might not pass high school cause I'm a retarded chuck. My life is a failure..
>>685910630
>>685901925
>>685901655
>Still waiting on an answer
>>685909704
>poor countries where people don't even have fighter jets
>snipe like pussies
obvious erou cuck is obvious.
never been in a war zone have you?
>>685914437
Does it bother you that you have the mental capacity of a dead puppy? What do you actually do besides suck some fatass Seamans dick and talk about your sister/wives with your faggot buddies while singing solo red cup at the top of your little lungs? Kys nigger
>>685914549
It flips down and you attach the nvg, night vision goggle.
>>685914174
BUMP OP
>>685902098
What's wrong with that :)
>>685914369
This is me
>>685913382
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm sure he doesn't do all those things all the time, but I think it's safe to say he does manly stuff more often than your Average Joe.
>>685906423
Marines lower standards for females so low, it's easier than standards for females in the Air Force.
>>685914225
The time to do literally one google search is pretty well invested mate, seeing as how you're absolutely losing your shit over it. You think that searching something on google takes long, and you're the best the country has to offer? You can't communicate in anything other than insults but yet you're somehow superior? Wew laddy, I think you're actually beyond saving. Face it, your existence is worth less than that of some NEET on /r9k/, though I guess at least you have some entertainment value as a laughing stock
>>685914309
>basic training.
>>685914174
IMO. Marines. Those rag heads fear us.
>>685914818
Oh, right! I've seen that!
>>685914609
>Are you aware that the whole wide world hates USA and thinks USA soldiers are dickheads?
This
>>685901655
I have a lot of friends that either are active duty in the Marines of have been discharged. From my experience, about half of you are worthless dickheads, and the other half are endearing worthless dickheads. I can drink a shit ton thanks to hanging out with you fucks. Semper fi homie and try not to die.
>>685911111
move out of your parents house
i know you're just a troll but you make me feel bad about living. so please stop sucking dick
>>685911214
found the nigger
>>685913948
thank you for you service and fuck my ass!!!
come on daddy hurt by boi pussy !!!!!
>>685915114
Haha, I can agree. rah
>>685914982
Didn't read . Your still an angry little molested faggot. End your life "laddy" while you have some dignity left.
>>685915335
>>685914982
Sorry, i meant to say I'm still an angry little molested faggot.*
>>685909704
You must feel extra salty knowing that little soldier, even though he's married to a sow, can fuck you up all he wants.
Sucks to be you doesn't it?
>>685914225
He got dem titayzzzz
>>685915227
IM A ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>685915476
Niggers are bad
>>685910137
>As much as I may disagree with the actions of the US Government
What do you disagree with?
>>685913776
wow you do shit because society tells you too?
what a fucking sheep and you were giving the marine hell about being brainwashed.
Why not thank the fucking guy risking his life so you can post mean comments on the internet from your moms house.
>>685914586
Then why didn't you bring up his want for respect instead of phrasing it as man-cred?
If I knew you were talking about a vague person I would have adjusted my response, but you didn't. If you want to say that women can gain that respect also, then you shouldn't have used man-cred to describe what you lack; of course, what do I know? I'm just your stereotypical /b/tard, in your eyes, right?
>>685901655
Why doesn't that say 0321?
What part of Pendleton?
What's your favorite MRE?
>>685915139
>he disagrees with me
>must be a troll
>>685913627
>peaked in high school
Well yeah, I mean you kinda need school to get a real job.
>>685915545
I actually first heard this song from a black Marine lol. If any of you corps faggots know Coin, tell him I fucked that dirty bitch on his bed.
>>685907742
true, I can relate, air force treats me pretty nice
>>685914241
OP here. Haven't heard much about that. Best of luck though
>>685914931
Pretty much the only manly thing anybody can ever do is put their penis in a vagina. Everything else is hapless ego stroking based on unsound stereotypes.
>>685914982
Did your mother put cigarettes out on your soft spot when you were little? I'm so sorry m8. Wait, on second thought I'm not. At all. KEKS for dayzzzzz
>>685910408
Your tinfoil hat is too tight around your head, and your 80 IQ has dropped to nigger levels.
>>685915335
>didn't read
>quotes post
How are you this stupid?
>>685914000
Trips have spoken
>>685914982
> google searches images for fat angry little boys
> has to scroll through several pictures of himself
Kek.
>>685914304
most are actually hot. if you were to go outside of your basement and actually talk to a real girl and not some trap you pay for nudes
>>685911111
>fuck military cucks
The cuckold has spoken, everyone give the cuck his silence.
>>685904876
also expect your recruiter to lie about a lot of shit if you're joining the marines
>>685914395
yes i will execute everyone of you crying libtard fatass neckbeards. i'll drag you out of your moms house and shoot you in your yard like you deserve
>>685914301
>sister is an ER nurse
Shes probably a slut tbh
>My son is 3 years into his 4 years in the Navy. He was stationed in Japan for the first 2.5 years.
Doing less then the others mentioned ya derp.
>The difference with the military is you can be away from your family for extended periods of time.
And some people do not mind or may even want that. If they fucking didn't they why did they join?
That's like complaining you hate cooking but get a job as a cook. I mean wtf lol.
>>685912142
Your stupidity is blowing us off the page here. wow. I thought the socialists here were stupid and hit rock bottom, until I saw your post and realized you'd hit rock bottom and continued to dig.
>>685901655
Your probably a boot that just graduated MCT
>>685915679
To fug my gril to climax while making her tell me I own her and she's my dirty little fuck hole, is kind of to stroke my mental self, tbh..
>>685915721
Hurrrr durrr. Me troll of interwebz. Me angry
>waaaaaaaaaaaaa
Keep holding the door you gargantuan faggot.
>>685901655
Do you support Donald Trump?
>>685915945
So you're basically a fascist dictator who's contradicting the very essence of the nation you pride yourself in defending.
Woo-wee, kill yourself. All your buddies are waiting in Hell for you.
>>685914429
i work on communications gear i could leave the service right now and get a higher paying job than you ever could.
do you think i only learned how to shoot during training? are you fucking stupid?
>>685901655
ITT: A Marine, a few Soldiers, Airmen, Sailors and 20 socialists cuckolds.
>>685915966
But i'm a cpl, so fuck off nigger.
>>685916033
100%
>>685901907
Well af far as my experience goes, the airforce has hotter woman.
>>685915982
Yippee.
>>685914817
someones mad isnt he.
go back to fucking driving trucks army boy let real soldiers do the fighting
>>685916033
Do socialists take nigger cocks spit roasted? of course I support Donald Trump.
>>685916164
Good man
>>685915011
most of the world still has public displays of execution and lets muslims rape their women fuck them
>>685908361
Beautiful post, anon. Ty
>>685915580
>wow you do shit because society tells you too?
No I am saying that society puts that out there.
>what a fucking sheep and you were giving the marine hell about being brainwashed.
No I didn't that was someone else you dumb dick.
>Why not thank the fucking guy risking his life so you can post mean comments on the internet from your moms house.
That would be the firemen and cops before someone sitting who the fuck knows where doing who the fuck knows what
That being the point I made before you lost like a downs kid in the house of mirrors fucwit.
>>685901655
Where's your mag, dipshit?
>>685914969
>1.5 miles is harder than 3 miles
>both are 7min/mi pace
>54 situps harder than 100 crunches
>47 af pushups harder than 70 seconds of bicep flex
maybe on that last one.
but you do get to rest and go at it for 2 minutes.
so not really. thats a pushup every 2.5 seconds for 2 min.
>>685916164
Mother fucker i know your not with STA. You probably look at the pigs and here thier storys so u post it on here
>>685915629
the fact that people actually still believe this is funny as shit.
You just have to have a skill. skills not knowledge determines whether you are employable.
I can weld.
fix heavy machinery
fix complicated comms equipment
i can do so many more things than a neckbeard in his basement
>>685916033
I'm a muslim feminist socialist black lives matter supporter with a penis I removed. I hate Donald Trump. He's going to take away my happiness.
>>685916235
Don't drive trucks. Just my dick in your wife while your off playing "guess who's in my ass" with your buddies. GTFO lil nigga.
>>685901655
POST A PIC OF YOUR HOGS TOOTH POG!!
>>685916021
Hurr durr. Me get called out on stupidity. Don't know how to respond anymore
>waaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stay cucked my friend
![alg-pietrzak-suspects-jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DPdk4R3.jpg "alg-pietrzak-suspects-jpg[1].jpg")
How ghetto do the blacks have to be to join and hang out with Rednecks.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/mom-slain-marine-sgt-jan-pawel-pietrzak-death-penalty-killers-article-1.400620
>>685916088
we let free speech go to far now its the person who yells loudest that sheep like you think is right.
you deserve everything coming too you
