Ask someone from the year 2056 anything
hurry though I dont have much time
DOES OUR OVERLORD DONALD TRUMP RULE THE WORLD???
Did we kill the niggers yet?
>>685895290
And the gays
>>685894968
Can cryogenic freezing happen within the next 20 years?
what color shirt should i wear tomorrow?
>>685895146
No but he wins the election starting what would become a soft proxy world war of sorts.
This results in a technological intelligentsia revolts in the first world
North and South Korea still or what?
Did I destroy every last trace of Madagascar?
Do the Jews finally go extinct?
>>685894968
if a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day in a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle the roof of a dog house?
LOTTO NUMBERS
>>685895290
In 2056 in the southern united states you can live seperately, there are roving bands of agrarian niggers living outside of megapolis cities.
>>685895388
gays to, legal segregation.
>>685895469
OP!!! Tell this man what color shirt to wear.
HURRY
where is the jew gold op?
>>685895410
This is never proven to be a reality, although a form of replaceable parts via stem cells is possible.
how is the time machine discovered
when does the queen die
when is halflife 3 released
>>685894968
>>685894968
Is there a massive wopper of a terrorist attack coming up such as 9//11?
>>685894968
Am I dead?
>>685894968
Is the many worlds interpretation about time travel correct? If not, what is?
who is an important person in the future?
Has the first world of 2056 already discovered or advanced in the studies of inmortality
>>685895725
Ehhh....I suppose that's good enough.
Another question: Have we visited Mars yet?
>>685894968
Is Bran the many faced god and the lord of light?
when was zuckerberg assassinated?
>>685895507
Not in the current form you would recognize, basically farmland and a megagopolis with rebel bands in between.
>>685895704
for where?
>>685895745
red
>>685895892
There is no time machine at all I am still in my own time around 40 years in the future merely interacting with the same fibre optic and copper cable wires that exist in your day and still exist in mine.
>>685894968
Does "Global Warming" still exist?
How was World War III? Was it nuclear like everyone expected or did we somehow avoid that shit storm?
How are you communicating with the past world wide web?
>>685896134
No, but we have a good chance of reverse aging before 2060.
>>685895976
yes but not in the USA and it will also be proven by science to be fraudulent
>>685896055
Same worlds but it is possible to send information through existing copper and fibre optic wire.
>>685896141
People have not, no but the moon was revisited by china
>>685894968
what is weed like in the future?
Give us something we can test soon. Spoil the season 6 finale for Game of Thrones.
>>685894968
How's virtual reality porn?
>>685896827
Still illegal in many places but now fully legal in the USA
hey future man, who killed john F. Kennedy?
>>685896725
>it is possible to send information through existing copper and fibre optic wire.
Would you mind explaining how this is possible? seems fairly far-fetched.
>>685894968
If you have time travel, why don't we see time tourists everywhere? Is our time not popular? And if so why would you come here? There has to be a reason!
>>685894968
Who wins the 2016 election
Did men really land on the moon in 1969, or was it simply propaganda?
>>685894968
it's true? https://youtu.be/iDou7y8R96c
>>685896294
No, but the earths wobble is found to shift on the poles more drastically than we thought,
>>685896435
No, it was a soft proxy war with a well funded private army made of former US military by the technological elite to make information free and inherently advance the human race, many people died in what was later known as the third world war. But it was the people who did not want to conform to the new way of life
The corporations held on for a very long time
>>685896993
We can only visit the past. Only a handful of us are trusted with this technology. Trust me, there are time tourists out there. You've seen them before.
>>685894968
is mick jagger still alive?
what teams will play in the super bowl who will win and what will the score be?
>>685894968
How fucked is Canada in future, was it annexed by the US?
>>685894968
Who won the 2016 election?
>>685896953
Just plug in the flux capacitor to your modem, set the date, and you're golden
>>685894968
Gay ripping off Titor's timeline
>>685897375
Underrated
>>685894968
Will he ever talk To me again?
>>685896847
Augmented reality is the primary way of communication. There are no movies, or music as may have been traditionally thought of in your era. It is a full sensory experience in three dimensions. Sexual relationships for the purpose of breeding is only done in labs with permits.
>>685894968
What can I do today to make the future world a better place?
Explain the image you posted OP
>>685897668
good
>>685894968
hhhey ddude, help a timne ttravveler i uused to hhave a Delorean but i wreccked it hhoww ccann i cuuure my pparrrkkinnsonn ppllleeeasseee!
Michigan lotto numbers?
do you still poop in a toilet or does everyone have a bidet?
>>685897479
Trump, later to step down and be replaced by VP Marco Rubio.
will i be able to fuck a robot?
>>685894968
is OP still a faggot?
>>685897954
Yes. This has actually been around for almost 30 years now.
>>685897998
cool
Does the newly founded Cult of the Higher Gets accomplish anything significant?
Are lawyers still a necessity or should I rethink opening a lawfirm?
>>685894968
Listen John you fuckface tell us how to build time machines.
>>685894968
Does 4chan still exist?
The last time someone claimed to be from the future, they said 4chan's servers were shut down in 2032.
are we still capitalist?
>>685894968
Are all whites enslaved by BBC?
>>685894968
Op what's the population of earth at this point in time?
Does the Underground Church succeed in their plot?
>>685898149
Died down and someone else ended up buying the domain. Not as many people frequent it for security reasons, but "4chan.org is still there.
It's may 24 2016 what numbers should I play on the powerball
Why did Trump step down?
Who actually started WW3?
>>685898317
Is capitalism still exist?
Will I be able to freely change into a girl fast?
>>685895501
>stem nerds
>revolting
yea ok
>>685898149
no the ching chong fag who owned it then sold it to someone who he didn't know was a feminist and she shut down the whole site
>>685897984
thats a mean term we in the future use the term puccini
>>685898545
Yes.
>>685898405
Who told you this.
Fuck off spacenigger.
>>685894968
How can I make my wiener fuckign huge?
>>685894968
Does the meme known as veganism continue to exist? if so why and what are the new findings?
IS CAPITALISM STILL EXIST!?!?!?!?!
In what shape will the philippines be?
>>685897258
Too long Didn't watch
>>685898718
Told me what?
I don't understand...
Tonights ozlotto numbers? ...go
Tits or gtfo
Have you found the true religion?
>>685898779
Yes. It has proved to be the more "stable"
system. America tried some socialist policies in 2048, they only lasted a month.
>>685894968
Oh look it's this faggot again.
>>685894968
Why are you doing tie-dye in the bathtub again?
>>685894968
It's may 24 2016 what number should I play on the powerball
Just something interesting: Bernard Sanders passes away just six months after the presidential election.
>>685897676
Nothing would change, thats the thrill of doing this, nobody would change anything unless you were wealthy or could kill a man.
>>685897754
Our buildings, our clothing, our entire lives are all done through augmented reality which is surgically installed in the eye and parts of the spine for feeling. You can decide what people see you as, whether that be having fish scales or a nice suit. You can change the look of your home easily and exteriors of buildings can be what the user wants as well.
>>685897839
toilets exist with recycling and filtering of the water. Every home has a sink usually above the toilet with some having urinals or bidets
>>685898127
lawyers will play a big role especially in nano machine, tech industries as well as environmental
>>685898149
4chan still exists, and with augmented reality i dont really use it much. its just too much really.
>>685898193
no but huge populations of whites and blacks die in the southern united states.
>>685898545
Not at all, we are all provided for by the new state, we have a 10 year service beginning at 5 years old and then 2 years of military service. If we choose to specialize in a career we can, but machines and robots do most of the manual labor such as farming and factory work.
Don't 404 on me now
If you can travel thru time how you dont have much time?
>>685894968
does anything newsworthy happen on May 25, 2016?
also, Maisie tits when?
>>685898817
Forget I said anything.
If you see a man named Brad 6 months from now, kill him. This is all I can say.
>>685899200
4 6 8 22 31 25
>>685899496
Okay...
>>685894968 In what shape will the philippines be?
>>685899244
Lost me. Not believable.
Can you post a pic from outside? Even of a car will do.
>>685899476
No but before I go my friend wants me to say to everyone to Invest in single occupancy unisex bathroom conversions or something?
Well, when tou send yourself back in time, your physical body doesn't go back, but a physical representation of all of the data in your body does, however, it is very power draining, even with all of the energy we have later. That's one reason why only a select few people are allowed to travel back in time.
>>685899690
>>685899496
Yes keep an eye out for all brads, kill them all. Also ignore that Mr. Time traveler told you both things that you mentioned. But make sure to kill Brad!
>>685899244
Who is the President right now?
>>685899244
Why do huge populations die in the southern states?
>>685899791
Too much information needs to be sent. Even text isn't perfect when sent back in time.
Everything would look like black and white dots on your side.
>>685894968
What numbers should I play for tonight (24th) draw for the euro millions jackpot?
>>685899892
Why Brad?
>>685900087
We cannot say much more. He is the beginning and the end of all that is our future.
Are there any more race riots?
>>685900046
Righhhhhht. Sure.
>>685900046
Then send those corrupted dots
>>685900046
Hey, go ahead. Black and white dots are fine. Let's see em!
>>685900218
What's the future of Brad not dying?
>>685894968
Whats going down in Australia?
>>685894968
Have you found what the true religion is?
>>685900218
What does brad look like
>>685900377
If my understanding is correct, the picture will become less distorted in about a month or so.
If it's clear, this is our world. Shoe on head for proof.
>>685897396
Minnesota vikings and dallas cowboys will play, Vikings win 36-32
>>685900509
Brad is a white male, in his twenties. 6 feet tall, 180 pounds, brown hair.
This is all we know. All records of him were all but destroyed.
>>685900599
A jpeg? That's too bad, really.
what type of music is trending at that time?
>>685900599
using jpg.s in 2056
yeah sure
>>685900726
Wasn't me...
>>685900432
Now the future?
>>685900461
In 2056 the only widespread religion left is Islam, the demographics for USA changed dramatically towards nonbelievers, with the second most common being muslims.
Nice fiction, this is quite entertaining, we should write a novel
>>685900790
Files we use now are not recognised by the site.
Plus, they're generally too large.
Of all times that the Internet existed, why talk to us now? Instead of an earlier 4chan, maybe before 2008.
>>685896909
>hey future man, who killed john F. Kennedy?
THIS
>>685900790
Can your shitty 2016 computers even run .iff s?
>>685897315>>685894968
Hi! Isn't it illegal to be talking to these people and giving them information? You should stop now before I report you to your superiors...
>>685894968
how did a b/tard traveled back in time to waste time on here!?!?!?!
>>685900898
Undetermined. All world lines that we have been to involved Brad's survival.
>>685894968
How are video games in the future?
>>685900966
Yes. Please send .iff file.
>>685901001
Uniform Code sub-branch F211 indicates so long as we do not change anything, it is allowed.
>45mins ago
>"i dont have much time :("
When can I afford a real hoverboard
IS there a limit as to how far back you can send information? Quantum theory dictates that tachyons would be the only effective particle and their degradation would still mean there would be a finite amount of time back through which you could go.
>>685894968
You have a time machine, how can you not have time?
>>685901257
That version of me had not much time. I estimate there's roughly 14 of me in this thread. 4 of which are actively participating.
This is a sad day. This got 138 comments, summer has arrived.
Are you me?
Tristin?
>>685901054
So everybody wants Brad to survive but you want me to kill him I just don't see why?
What's so bad about him living?
Got a few:
What's the best place to live?
What's the average life expectancy?
How much money should I save for retirement?
What's a new technology that no one expected to take off?
Will Magic the Gathering still be a thing?
>>685901391
And theres 18 of me, 9 of which are continously kicking your ass with rhyme
>>685899244
you know i had a feeling that life would be like this in the future with AR. I bet its much easier to live in a run down broken home right?
it's fun to pretend
>>685901391
Which means ten of you are lurking? Creepy....
why do people even entertain these stupid threads
>>685901095
This
Michael Ashcart?
>>685897998
>implying we will have robots in 2026
>>685901391
Are you using a time proxy?
>>685901248
That subsection only covers retrieving information from past cultures through contact, not sending information as you are clearly doing here...
Your manifest has been flagged and a Judicator will be disabling this conduit shortly...
>>685901095
Actually, non-vr/augmented reality (non-arvr) games are still successful because of how certain games like rts games will always feel better on a monitor with a keyboard and mouse. However, most mmos, fps, firstperson rpgs, card games, and 3d platformers have become arvr games. Video games run very fast because in 2046 we hit the limit of how cpu intensive a non-arvr game is with a flashy moba named Fallen Feather.(It's really worth it despite it's â–¡90 price tag) We also discovered how quantum computing works, so the game runs at a smooth 60 fps.
What words do you have in the future that we don't? Y'know, like bootylicious, and what do they mean?
>>685900664
Both those teams are nfc dumbass.
Name?age? Sex?
>>685894968
A cylindrical can is to hold 20 m.3 The material for the top and bottom costs $10/m.2 and material for the side costs $8/m.2 Find the radius r and height h of the most economical can.
>>685894968
Do you like cherry cola?
>>685901837
You're thinking of Subsection 208-9-A. I don't blame you for not remembering. Some of us veterans haven't even memorized half of the 1-4-2 code book.
>>685901184
Can't even upload it, 4chan only supports image files from your time.
>>685902060
Cherry Cola is outlawed.
>>685901920
all of his answers have been half baked shitty scifi ideas, it was obvious some the start that OP is a faggot
When does HL3 release OP?
>>685902220
The real question is, when does HL4 release?
Think about that past-anon
When will capitalism die in the US?
Who the hell would outlaw Cherry Cola?!?!?!
How much has technology replaced jobs?
Just to finish this session, post a screenshot of your modern operating system.
why didn't you go to Stephen Hawking's time traveler party?
>>685902397
Anyone in their right mind.
>>685902158
Did you expect anything more?
>>685902554
He only had that party in 3 world lines. Hard to pinpoint things like that.
op what about cream soda?
>>685902541
Dotty JPG O/S 2056
Get fucked by timespace niggers
>>685902554
loooooooool
>>685902158
To be fair, Star Trek got a lot of things right.
>>685894968
When Berserk manga will be actually finished? And how was it's 2016 adaptation?
What genre of music is popular at the time?
And what's the name of the artist
>>685894968
OP you're fc\ucking up by doing this.
Please explain the concept of world lines, and how their are multiple versions of yourself inderacting on one "line"
Why does a large part of the South die op
>>685902705
I forgot, then how is it called + basic modern functions
So you pick to use your time traveling on this? I mean you could change the world and you decide to go on 4chan? What made you even know about this site let alone want to see it fifty years ago. Not to debunk you but you sound like a 13 year old looking for a kek.
>>685894968
Do the Dallas Fagboys still talk about their 5 rings?
>>685902701
Cream Soda? OH you mean soda. That's right, it wasn't the quote-unquote 'vanilla' back then.
>>685902899
They currently have 12.
IS HAWAII SAFE????
>>685901456
Best place to live in 2056 is something I really don't know, especially because it really depends on preference. I haven't traveled outside of France, Germany, New Zealand, and the USA. I'd say New Zealand is pretty nice, its relatively rural compared to every other country I've been to, and there is still some intact nature.
The average life expectancy is about 130-150 years, it depends on how fit you are, how often you get your bones and muscles changed and more. Some people even die as early as 80 because they don't want to "desecrate the human body".
We don't use dollars anymore, by 2035, almost all types of currency become so useless we now have a global currency, it's exchange rate to dollars though is about 190:1 give or take. Don't worry though, minimum wage is ramped up A LOT in the 2020s.
A new technology noone expected to take off is google glass before arvr implants boomed. They do start up the project again in 2025-2028ish and apple tries to make a clone thats sleeker, but they ended up overheating and setting peoples hair on fire.
Yes, but not as much. You still have a good 17 or so years before it dies out though, so don't worry. Also, very soon, card games are going to become arvr and you can play them as if you were really in them, which made the card game community more active for 1 and a half years.
>>685903021
Totally a lie now. No one would belive that. Not even the cowboys.
>>685903021
What about the Eagles?
asking for a friend...
>>685902757
>To be fair you are a huge faggot who wants a phazer for a cock.
>no teleportation
>no wharf lookin dudes.
I've literally seen maybe 20 cumulative minutes of any and all startrek programming and can figure this out. What a pathetic life you must have.
What happens to the carreer of Roger Federer?
Half Life 3 when will it be release
Sex robots?
How come no one is asking bout things like giant monsters, or alien invasions? Do we find other life on other planets?
Is there a real life zombie outbreak?
Do we have to suffer for a little bit before we get to the point where we can time travel too?
What year were you born, were you born in a shitty time or a good time? Do your parents speak of bad times?
>>685903034
Its the same dessert it's always been since 2019.
>>685903221
Augmented reality sex robots.
Is human race dead yet
?
When does yellowstone erupt?
>>685903225
Because all of those events are less real than a time travelling guy on /b/
>>685903148
Who?
>>685894968
Why does this thread make me feel that time travel must be a lot like anal gaping?
>>685903138
No one wants to believe it, but it's true. They're the worst team 22 years running as of writing this.
>>685903145
I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that team.
>>685903145
Interstellar travel isn't all it's cracked up to be, no.
HAWAIIAN ISLANDS SAFE OR WHAT????
>>685903021
are clones common or at least integrated into society?
>>685903420
To be fair most of them are.
>>685903420
they aren't real "yet" but strong possibility with DNA tampering. Also life on other planets is still possible.
>>685895501
Nigger that already happened when George W. Bush got elected.
What color should I wear tomorrow time traveler?
>>685903166
this
When will get dubs
give it to me straight.
Donald Trump.... how bad?
>>685903559
I'm not going to say too much, but let's just say we weren't alone when it came to fearing and prohibiting cloning.
>>685903612
two more posts.
>>685895660
Trick question
Wet fire
>>685903166
This
http://www.strawpoll.me/10297047
Vote, /b/
>>685903766
>>685903752
WTFFF!!!!1111
>>685903687
He's widely thought of as the greatest Prime Minister, but mostly by the right side.
>>685903766
Holy Shit! Two post called and checkd!!
>>685903766
whaaaa
I need to know when we meet aliens OP. If we do.
>>685903863
is weed still dank?
>>685894968
Has ternary computation been successfully implemented? If so, how and by whom?
>>685903858
Is it that hard lol? I just looked ahead and went back.
>>685903578
Oh yeah? Explain how. I mean, assume I discovered DNA, and explain to me how tampering with it will reanimate the dead to seek out the brains of the living.
I mean, you seem to think so, so let's discuss your knowledge at length.
>>685903743
It's actually happening right now in chink china (im not op btw)
What's the progress with science, in the U.S. (i.e. NASA, etc.)?
Also, what new gaming console's?
How many GRAND SLAMS did ROGER FEDERER WON Before his retirement of pro tenis ?
>>685903917
Welllll....
Ummm..
>>685903743
>>685903958
k whens the next one mr. future man
>>685904000
No red shirt you can't do this too me.
>>685903766
Confirmed time traveler?>>685903752
>>685903963
you clearly don't understand how a real life zombie would act, they would't be dead, thats a given. Instead they would be rabies infested, possible eatting brains, but mostly just going on murderous rampages and using hands/whatever they find, or even teeth as weapons.
Why do I love jacking it but don't like coming?
>>685904092
CHECK'D
well, OPs picture does have black and white dots... it's that what you mean OP?
>>685903225
We find single celled organisms on an exoplanet a few solar systems away from us. If space travel bwyong our solar system wasn't so hard to do legally, I'm sure we would have made it to there. I don't remember the planets name, but it was like GLLO-something.
No zombie outbreak, bringing people back to life sometimes works, but only if they didn't die a natural death and their body was repaired.
Time travel does take a long time to figure out but we do it anyways. The first documwmted time travel was from 2049 to 1200s where someone took a pot of dirt back and it had a previoisly extinct plant in it - Dandelions. Seeing how they're treated as scourges upon gardens then, and centerpieces now, it's kind of ironic. Preserve your weeds, a lot of them go extinct.
I was born in 2039, which makes me 25, or -13 because I'm in 2016. I was born in a semigood time, the technology of our time was advancing very fast, but then the third world war was there so...
Can you tell me who dies in the walking dead? Shits got me on edge m8
Have the scary Illuminati and Monsanto taken control and unleash their fury on the world?
>>685904067
not in this thread. Im kidding.
Who wins fukin Masterchef u asshole!!!
>>685904253
or am I?
>>685903166
This
>>685904214
It's Glenn.
I don't mean the comics either.
When do the dragons turn up?
>>685904253
Not op. It's soon.
>>685900046
Sure you stupid faggot
>>685904339
Was that a fucking Reign of Fire reference?
>>685904309
dont lie to me future man
>>685904205
Based on when the photo was taken, the amount of distortion may differ. If it's a photo taken closer to your time, there may be no distortion.
>>685904207
Well i mean is there any disease that makes people semi-zombie like? Also what time frame does world war 3 start? does it start sometime next year?
>>685903995
Science advanced really fast in the 2030s.
Consoles die out in the late 2020s because steam starts being the main way to buy games. PlayStation does last longer though, because it uses steam as its store in 2023.
>>685904320
Good thats who I was hoping for.
>>685904365
As in three posts.
>>685904171
That's not a zombie
. A zombie is a dead being, that comes back to life to snack on the living.
That's just a viral infection. Which already exsists in several forms in nature. Not tampered.
The host is still alive and in biological control of their facilities.
That's no zombie. *shrugs*
>>685903166
ThIs
How many GRAND SLAMS did ROGER FEDERER WON Before his retirement of pro tenis ?
>>685904475
lie
>>685904542
The real question is..
When is Half Life 4 coming out?
>>685904475
Hmm.
Lay it on us OP, how big of a threat is Isis? Does Isis cause world war 3?
portal 3?
>>685894968
I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND YOU!
THE GAME IS UP!
>>685904475
fail...
>>685904509
yea well people would consider it a zombie, and i don't mean something that already exists, i mean something like the T-Virus infecting people on a massive level to where military has to step in.
>>685904655
>>685904577
Third and second post. Didn't expect that.
Will people become hermaphrodites to fuck themselves at last?
>>685904619
Which big companies take off between 2017 and 2020? Where can I invest in them?
>>685904713
check the replies.
>>685904681
Don't worry about them. There's more damage caused by us than caused by them by this point.
Does anime die off?
>>685897839
>2016
>doesn't use the three shells
>>685894968
VTR virus was real?
>>685903225
Another thing i wasn't so sure to tell you guys but, the Alien thing was dropped from the public eye on the year 2085, during the start of that year the world revealed to us that a particular visitor race of a parasitic origin has been with us since 1999, even tho they were not a sentient species the same way we are, they lived with us for a long time feeding on the tesla tendrils of every human, many believe they were with us from even before, to go as far to what you people know as the middle ages, they are some sort of invisible gas to the naked eye, after they were discovered in 2085 they dissapeared, some believed they changed their forms to elude the machines we used to discover them, since then no parasite has been found on earth.
Many years later we will discover something terrible about space, we can say that humans left behind all dreams of going further the moon. specially mars, mars was the start of something horrible.
is hawaii safe?
>>685894968
Whats the newest cancer to hit /b? Is ylyl still over run by banana?
Soo..is the Illuminati real? If so who is leader? Also, who are the current leaders, world, countries, etc, so far, in the future? And.. for furry reasons are furries real like an anthro dog, etc...
>>685904814
Some time around 2025 there's now animated reality shows.
No, I'm serious. Brad starts it.
>>685904794
Btw replier nice dubs.
enough with your wizardry
