How about another one? I can at least do that.
Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs and trips, etc.) get readings from the Hermetic Tarot
>GETs can be donated to others (but try and be clear about who gets it)
>Consolation prize: Leave a name and you get a fortune cookie, courtesy of a junior shrine maiden.
>Patience and love!
Time for shitposting! Hai Reimu!
>>685893693
>>685892595
>>685893768
Well here, let me set the mood!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8HIQdiQiS4
hullo, hopefully i can get a get
Lurkin, coz want to learn about fortunetelling myself.
Old Fox.
>>685893807
Ohh Reisen! Your love is filling me up!
Hello again everyone
-Sweet Roll
Ufrbmr xms rgarv, gfzga vx tb yhgr!
Lnmr Kyvqz, vfp uei dcl wivrl?
W nhoyh mcgx absi!
>>685893693
Cy gi, vxx bfm fvoj wd lbvxucjmcak ycf!
>>685893390
rolling for Dustin
Rolling one out for the homies.
>>685893807
ok got my vodka
>>685894192
>Dustin ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "90".
very good luck for you
>>685893390
>>685892806
Yeah I know. Anyway, I'll still try to do my best. Thank you Rei Rei, you are the best, I'll have to go now so I'll see you next time!
>>685893974
Seems about right.
>>685894458
Let's do thiiiis. Chug it chug it chug it chug it
>>685893965
Hehe. I'm pretty new to it myself, only about a month or so into tarot at least.
>>685894182
Is that Al Bhed?
>>685894473
Ooh, wow.. and there's more. Cute set! Thank you for coming by! Goodnight!
So, what's everybody's opinion on the balloon popping fetish?
Hello thread!
I've grown so used to liveboards that writing posts like this feels weird to ME...
>>685893390
How's it going Reimu-chan?
>>685895106
No, Vigenere.
Xsv? Bz lsz qrg lrei hybm lsz dihvnfqm wbahvjr fnn glj qfwy. Tstr fgy, selufmmgmhy.
>>685894856
Xwces qvzbb uoard, mfn hrii hf auii xcdx mcehs shimi! N gkhfr wtav ylbq xcdx mcehs gblnxjg reiak bwka mbqj arim, fs nzc lyah dcl lizi!
>>685894387
Ttwusbrj Yvgiom
>>685894856
Fuaaah...
>>685895648
Stop speaking not-english, it scares me! that's the only earth language I know!
>>685895662
Fuaaaah...
*kisses*
You're so cute. I will hold you.
*hugs*
>>685895405
I think that filling a balloon is far lewder than popping one, and even then it is really more fun than arousing. I think that it is a money-making conspiracy by party supply salesman.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089
>>685893390
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>685893390
Why the fuck not, read me my fortune friend
-Wrex
>>685895405
Weird. Don't see the appeal in it.
>>685895461
Hehe. Sorry to pull you away from your natural environment~
>>685895513
Pretty good! It's been another just fine day and I've had some fun tonight so far.
How about you?
>>685895648
Ohhh...
. . .
>>685895648
That looks like it could be a language but it looks more like you smashing your head against the keyboard repeatedly.
>>685895648
Hey hey!
Have you heard of desudesutalk? I think you'd like it.
>>685896017
Does bunny have any news? I'm super out of the loop.
>>685896290
Wasn't too bad today other than stuff broke at work because of new people. Otherwise it was actually a pretty decent day.
>>685896017
Gik bn vw Jbxecfl! Nhj cofx f azqyq yu jvkmvss cw Xhtpngy li glfh jmocmi dvhjyi ice'm oahjfjmuah nh!
>>685896321
Its a cipher.
Furbh, V ht hybm fs yvrm mgyuwu iybtqs tth'g ysrvkmgesr dx! Cgw wsrefl yxswnf. V qnuym mjmyqy mi n sss kbgr tfr jh hbsss tth rzjf lgxrvxhrgx zi!
>>685896290
http://rumkin.com/tools/cipher/vigenere.php
Try to decipher it!
Nh'j twgyfzcr hbx yvrm bnvi.
>>685896222
You keep asking things about white or asian... should I think something's up here?
>>685896242
O..kay...
>>685896017
Ahh, I knew Reisen would be gentle with me after...
>*snuggles*
>>685893940
Firing it up!
>>685895648
Looked up a translator
Too confusing
Just going to accept that you are speaking gibberish
-Sweet Roll
>>685896724
Eh, I think I'm good. I'm pretty garbage at ciphers and codes.
>>685896380
Ah? We haven't talked in forever! How deplorable! We need to catch up soon, dear!
>>685896724
I don't understand!
>>685896806
A-after.. Aah! Did we..?
>>685893390
If it's mean to be, I will have the tarot.
>>685896939
Nh'j he! Asy oce is yx oix wbsq sehotl yc lly pmuvvkm!
>>685897176
Dcl wia'x ssvw nb ysrvkmgesr, anmg eyhvfjg xt fvtx vx scifuypd oew upx!
>>685897176
Surely you'll take responsibility too...
>>685897604
... I know the 6th letter of the passphrase is N
>>685897604
Don't be casting your damn spells on me, you hooligan!
>>685897822
How......
>>685896544
Glad to hear it! Nice dubs, too!
>>685897871
>>685896724
I thought I had some luck when I put in blitzkrieg too, it seemed to almost translate into something that said "love" in it.
Somebody figure this thing out!
>>685897871
Hcikypx!
~Extremely Loud Comments, E.L.C.O.
>>685897604
Aaah! You scare me! I'm not decoding that!
>>685897822
Aah! We'll have the most lewd baby! Her pits and breasts will attract men from planets all around!
>>685898054
Well, in this post >>685896724 he used v ht, which has to mean i am. This way, we can decipher 6th, 7th and 8th letter off the passphrase. Dunno what else, gonna take me some time.
>>685898054
Huh....would ya look at that? I guess, I could go for a tarot reading. I guess since it's the beginning of the week, how will the rest of my week go?
gif cookie
>>685898017
Love works very quickly...
>>685898107
Oh my... I hope the world is ready for Musen Hakurei...
>>685898438
But.........you're girls...........
People will tell the poster above me to fuck off.
>>685898411
Of *course* I got dubs ((:
I don't think I need a tarot reading though; I know my future's good and murky right now too.
mb I don't even need a fortune
>>685898107
Nh jaihpib'k lwnvj mfn! Cgw oijm Yakqwja gvbjr li ca e qcxbwnp bop! Mbvw ng voya tfgk ufhi roe zlbyu'g jacgxd hyhotl uffvyfw! (ms ytm zsws talbqtgffyf xmoe BK csnbkl!)
>>685898054
Nbthleihh, pho sstz!
~ELCO
>>685898568
Fuck off.
>>685898570
Frig off, Barb.
>>685898359
Good work!
>>685898378
>Seven of Wands
Lord of Valour
I'll take that to mean it'll be a challenging but overall successful one!
>>685898783
I suppose not everything can be easy. Thanks, Reimu-chan!
>>685898095
Something with ck on the end. Out of ideas, gotta keep lurking to decipher.
>>685898568
Mysterious ones too...
>>685899029
Scgx.
~Bellus Maximus
>>685898686
Its easy, you say? Coz i think this is what those two last words meant. Major giveway, i am 8n the case.
~Lurking detective
Hey, I can use ciphers too, you know
Rg nrtsg gzpv blf tfbh z dsrov gl hloev gsrh lmv.
-Sweet Roll
>>685898686
If I wasn't in the middle of a class in my phone I'd try to crack these, but currently it seems like you're talking in a language no one understands.
>>685898107
...That's not a good plan for a child. I don't think it is.
Well, you do know how it is.
>>685899192
I'm not sober enough for this level of shenanigans.
>>685893390
Fair shrine maiden, can you give me any insight on my job prospects that i have?
>>685899277
Damn, dubs, what the hell. Love life, i guess.
Back to the case.
~lurking detective
>>685899616
I'll give you one of my dubs from earlier.
>Three of Pentacles
Lord of Material Work
>Upright - Success gained through hard work and effort. A gain in commerce and an increase in material things. This is the card of the businessman, craftsman and merchant. Skillful work is both awarded and appreciated. A good time to start a project, with an indication of help in business.
Well, that's a good card to pull considering your question! I think you've got a good opportunity or project in mind that'll work out in your favor.
>>685899471
Neither is Reisen, but you know me. Reimu "Sexy Shenanigans" Hakurei.
>>685899430
Dsra, nuid qrg'n wyxh xnyfw yvv vievjqk viqi.
>>685899277
Iull jhxn, rjnmbp
~Bello
Ayyyyy
>>685900051
That is true. Usually, I'm better prepared than this. Time to put this on.
>>685898438
Musen Inaba!
>>685898686
STOP IT
>>685899430
W-wait, what?
>>685900468
ymchyf. O-nfxw hreis bv rrsy, nduth!
>>685900227
First two against me seem like "good luck" the third word, i am unsure.
~Lurking detective
>>685899705
>The Sun
Lord of the Fire of the World
In general terms like we're speaking in, this card means "good things." Abundance and joy.
>Ten of Swords
Lord of Ruin
The worst is already over. The ruins of a battlefield, with ten bloody swords scattered on the ground.
It can only go up from here!
>>685900376
Hey there!
>>685900468
I'll have to agree with the bun
It has gone from slightly annoying...
to moderately annoying
-Sweet Roll
>>685900909
Thanks! Damn, that's nice. Back to the work, i am so close. Unless the passphrase is constantly changed. That would suck
>>685901224
Or might fall asleep while trying. Tired as damn.
~lurking detective
>>685901069
Egba hryvgbl ebq'mq cvu fppbrk zb nzmm pz qkzew'a srwi kxb tray fx ptfqgf ra!
>>685900468
D'y bvxeu wgwua! V yvz bdogyc fx zuzaotrum rwnuny zb qipnyygwip!
~Bellu
I know I just got here and all but good night
Been playing that touhoumon so here's a silly pic
>>685900468
She's gotta be a Hakurei, my family name demands it! There must always be a Hakurei Shrine Maiden in Gensokyo. . .
Wanna duel me for it?
>>685901437
>>685901437
Heh, good night then!
I'm thinking about using tumblr now I heard there are qt3.14s there.
Do you guys browse tumblr sometimes?
>>685901545
There are, but you'll only impress them if you're really passionate about social issues. Try going militant vegan, that's a really popular one.
>>685901632
tumblr is only good for porn
>>685901545
There are sooooooooooooo many, like, holy shit.
>>685901632
Pretty often. Mostly for the cute grills. I love me some cute grills.
>>685901069
>>685901420
Duuuuuuuuude.
>>685901455
Mm, yes but you don't. You'd lose! Guaranteed!.I'll use the pointdevice potion and beat you!
Mamas... why are you fighting?
>>685901420
Vo... shit, can't think anymore. But that i'm=D'y may help someone.
Good night people.
~detective not lurking anymore.
>>685901962
>>685902072
OH SHIT OH SHIT WHEN DID THAT COME OUT
>>685901962
Using performance enhancing drugs, eh? That's pretty lame, Reisen-chan.
>>685902072
the plot thickens
>>685902169
Goodnight, thank you for trying!
Can you give us the passkey letters that you think are in which positions?
>>685901545
>>685901632
>>685901927
I have a feeling that this is samefag
-Sweet Roll
>>685901420
This one is wrong. I decoded instead of encoded. My bad.
Corrected:
>>685901069
Oijm vrgfijx sby'ws khi fxzdzw nb vjou bn qsjge'm gres mfn hrii hf bhfyqh zm!
UGH fuck you james
>>685902618
>>685902529
For now i know that there are vo in this one and nch in last one. Dunno if they changed. Good luck.
>>685902775
>James has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "25".
well it seems james has good luck
>>685902789
That is incorrect. The N is in the 6th position though
The key is linked with something about the thread
wee-woo
>>685902622
>>685902789
Well, fuck this shit. Vo is notvalid.
>>685902916
thats why i say fuck him
>>685902930
Divination. Well, thanks.
~lurking detective finally can go to sleep.
>>685896724
>Nh'j twgyfzcr hbx yvrm bnvi
Starts with it's, and the cipher starts with for
I think.
>>685902783
Apologies mate
This further proves that I should never trust my gut and always be uncertain about everything
-Sweet Roll
>>685903065
I am too sleepy. Fortune. The fuck up, oh dear.
Very ashamed detective.
>>685903065
Nope!
>>685903108
It does start with For!
>>685902930
>>685903065
Hahaha, I finally figured it out. If you think about the thread, it's really not that hard~
Swxzyew ycezor qd oenm.
>>685902246
so I'll be nice and let you resend that challenge!
>>685902275
Nope. Eiren-sama's help is always appreciated~
Allright, password is fortune and i am going to sleep. May the stars aid us in the life.
Vote for me, /b/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10297047
>>685903357
Swtx iai koxzig. M yvfnaux yvrmm jlfh kay oysbp puf htwez.
>>685903525
Nailed it.
Scn zi gs xzvxj lsz uchlvszg wtatsy
>>685903462
Look at me. I'm Eiren-sama now and I'm telling you that you need to lay off the sauce, girl friend. Taking drugs and fighting pregnant girls is a slippery slope that leads to worse things.
>>685903462
You're focusing on the wrong problem now, drunky! I'll still duel you later!
i fucking need a reading
i dont even give a shit if its complete bullshit or not
>>685904036
fuck
>>685904066
dubs. please fucking someone, anyone
How about I switch codes, na?
>>685903462
08-05-12-12-15 02-21-14-14-25
>>685903525
07-15-15-04 14-09-07-08-20
Hey Reimu
I'm getting tired of the internet, but there are people here that I care about.
I want to leave but can't.
What should I do?
Don't know but I want a fortune or whatever.
Name:Nathan
>>685904121
just gonna kill myself already and stop waiting
>>685904066
>>685904036
>>685904121
Anything in particular you want me to focus on?
>>685903824
Let's just settle on Inaba-Hakurei! And hey, call me drunky again and we won't have a kid to start with >: <
>>685904036
Think you missed this, Reimu.
>>685904245
Psst
Don't turn into a slut even if bunny wants you to.
>>685904369
my friend ive been nonstop thinking about lately, what is there even left for us, for me, i want to fucking kill myself, i dont fucking know
>>685904283
I nzzhzx imh ezak xhf, zcgvrd. T'n edool xw pw vm asg.
>>685904308
>Nathan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "70".
your drunk spartan shrine maiden declares that you have extremely good luck
>>685904422
You dubs-getting baka! Pay attention already!
>>685904283
Well, it sounds like what you need is to strike more of a balance. Don't let the internet be your whole world, because it'll get tiring fast.
Try and put yourself out in the real world more, make more friends there, do some things that interest you even a little and broaden your horizons. You might find after a couple of years, like I did, that you miss this place and wanna come back.
But everything is only good in moderation. You don't have to lose contact with your friends here, but maybe just stop by once in a while to say hi and see what they're up to.
>>685904637
Drunk spartan shrine maiden? Something tells me this ain't OP.
>>685904559
Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. Please don't kill yourself. It has more of an impact on people around you than you think, even if you think none of them care or it's not worth worrying about because they treat you badly... they'll blame themselves, even if they were a little bit connected with you.
You'd never wanna do it if you were around to see the real impact it has on people.
That said, I can understand life being so tough right now that you feel like it's the only option, but it's really not. It can and will get better if you really fight.
I'll start your reading next post, so don't get impatient okay? It'll take some time.
>>685903824
>>685904422
You guys need to stop, I think you are making what I can only assume is your child cry
>>685904245
Just settle with Sweet Roll Jr. and get it over with
-Sweet Roll
>>685905264
i am one of reimu's volunteers, ask her yourself im legit
>>685905264
That would be Master Chief, the most senior of my junior shrine maidens and the one who hands out the cookies!
>>685904559
Don't shoot yourself, it's not good for your health.
>>685905293
It will always get "better" and then turn to shit again, i'll wait though, i hope im not waiting for nothing this time, all ive been doing is waiting for things to finally turn out right and just when i think im getting things done i get fucked over beyond imaginable, tired of all of this shit, fuck. ok.
>>685905264
He's a walking fortune cookie. Ask him about his Mongorian throat singing!
On a side note, does anyone want a reading? I'll do some for the next 5 minutes only!
I need a fortune for Heaven. Far future if possible
I'm your regular Joe kinda guy, but I'm failing college and having problems with friends. A lot of them are immature and the stress build up of shitty grades and what not are making me not like myself. Debaiting on suicide since I seem to suck ass at everything. I wanted to be a linguist and I'm pretty alright with French and sub-par in Japanese. However I think very low of myself causing me to believe I suck (I do it math fields and science however). Any good advice or do I just end it all?
>>685905912
the throat singing is good when doing monotonous tasks like gathering
>>685904559
>King of Wands (Reversed)
This King, reversed, represents a person who is unable to understand the point of view of others, especially if they've made decisions he considers lower on the moral totem pole than his own. He is deeply prejudiced and it makes him less able to connect with others and understand them.
>The Sun
This is a good card, a really good one. It indicates that an abundance of joy is just over the horizon. Like a sunrise, get it? Even the deck is telling you things will get better, and that's not just my interpretation.
>Knight of Wands
>Upright - A lover of action, this is the card of someone who has a well-liked, energetic, confident, but sometimes unpredictable nature. He has an engaging temperament and his actions sometimes a little swift do tend to make sense with hindsight.
What's going on in your life now doesn't make sense to you. The world hardly makes sense to any of us. But if you stick around long enough, you'll look back on it all and understand. Most of all, you'll know that you were right to keep fighting, to not give up.
It seems like the major element of your life is air. Air is insubstantial, seemingly, it's always in motion and hard to grasp. But it also can change directions really quickly, and turn around for the better.
Reimu, will you be mad if I steal Marisa?
>>685906432
thanks, still planning on killing myself within the next 5 years though, ill just keep going for now i guess
>>685906563
Do you even need to ask?
-Sweet Roll
>>685905787
It's possible, too, that you need to stop waiting and make big changes in your life yourself. Always start with the man in the mirror. The more love you put out there, the more there is to go around.
The way I've always seen suicide is this: why do it until you've exhausted every other option, no matter how crazy or unlikely it might seem? I'd sell all my worldly possessions and move someplace new, knowing that I might end up homeless, before I'd do that.
I'm not recommending you to do anything that drastic, but you get my point, I hope.
>>685906166
Certainly don't end it all. Having so low of self-esteem that it causes you to fail in school is a sign of a bigger problem, one that you might only be able to fix with therapy. You have to eliminate those negative thought processes that cause you to feel that way. You're not inferior to anyone, and you shouldn't feel that way.
Try seeing if your school offers a counseling program, that can be a good place to start and very cheap!
>>685906166
Might be a good idea to see a therapist on campus(if it's an option), first and foremost.
After that, if your friends are making things worse for you, it might be a good idea to ditch them, or at least ignore them until things start to turn around for you, y'know? Focus on the positive people, and try to phase out the negative assholes.
>>685906563
see >>685906938
But I don't think Marisa can be stolen~ If she could, she was never mine to begin with, you see!
>>685906987
ive already stopped going to school, ive been trying my hardest to live happily, and finally i felt like i actually made it and my one close friend fucking shit on it all 2 nights ago, that person gave me a reason to live, its why ive made it this far, now everything doesnt matter and i want to be done, ive had my experience, i know my shit, but i just dont fucking care anymore i want to die
>>685906987
Every fiber of my being says to avoid the therapy, but I guess I could give it a shot.
bumpins
>>685907546
Therapy seems really fucking terrible at first glance, but it's really not as bad as your instincts are telling you it might be. It takes time, though, so you've gotta be willing to be in it for the long haul.
ASIAN MOOT HAS FIXED HIS SHIT PRAISE BE TO ASIAN MOOT
>>685907546
It's basically you hiring a person who knows the right questions to ask you to help you come to the conclusions you need to to feel better. Thought processes are tricky, you can't get out of them by yourself sometimes because you ARE the thought processes. They form and affect every action you take, and how you perceive everything.
There's nothing wrong with getting help fixing them at all, and if it could help you feel better and achieve the things you want in life, why not?
I hope you'll do it, and that you'll get as much out of it as I did.
>>685907418
>>685907418
Even so, your school might be your best option right now. You should really consider going back, if only to take advantage of the programs they might offer. Most schools want you to succeed, if only to boost their graduation rates, and that means helping you sort out any problems that might be getting in the way of that.
Anyway, I know it feels hopeless when the person you lived for abandons you. That's a good reason to live for yourself! You've gotta find that thing out there that makes you come alive, all on your own, without attaching your life to people who could come and go. Friends, even best friends, outgrow each other or betray each other's trust. But there will be more. Always.
Lots of great people here who'll support you and be your friend, myself included.
If I can try to give advice, I would say to find reasons to keep on living, write them down if you have to.
Take that advice if you want
-Sweet Roll
>>685907418
I'm just gonna try to sleep, maybe wake to a better reality, idk why I come here all the time, everything is in pain and I'm fucking done
>>685909096
Sleep tight mate. Things might be down now, but(lame as it is), every day is another chance for things to work out better.
>>685908856
Thanks, school just isn't for me though, and there's nothing that really makes me happy alone anymore
>>685909096
Goodnight Anonymous. Don't let this be the thing that breaks you. I believe in you, and I believe you can turn it all around and do great things. I'm here for you three nights a week or more if you need someone to talk to again.
>>685909426
Is there something specific you don't like about school?
Is there something you want out of it but can't get?
>>685908856
I guess I just don't want to feel judged for what I feel is brining me down. Low self esteem and such seems pretty dumb to go talk about and so is the shitty friends that are causing my stressful suicidal tendencies. Being judged is just something I despise due to my arrogant nature I supposs.
>>685909096
>>685909811
Mm, the best thing about therapists is that they're duty-bound not to judge you no matter what you tell them. Even if you come in one week and tell them that you didn't follow any of their advice, they're meant to be accepting of you and not to make you feel bad about it. The whole system works based on you being able to be completely honest and feel comfortable talking to the about anything, and only if you're completely honest can you get the most help from them.
If you get one that makes you feel judged or uncomfortable, you can always ask for a different one. Mine even gave me a survey asking how he was doing each time, because he was a student and had a supervisor making sure he did things right.
>>685909811
I'm right there with you man. Personally, I've never met a therapist who was judgmental, even when I went in for a stupid question(recently it was whether or not forgetting about the lies I've told makes them part of my actual history). I think it's partly due to them having a short time to work with people, but there's not a lot of room for judgment.
As well, most of them deal with their own shit(which is why they became therapists), so they know better. Judge not, lest ye be judged and all that.
>>685910152
I guess no harm in just trying, thanks for the advice. Its making me feel a lot better about discussing the topics with another. Scincerly, thank you.
>>685911071
It's the best I can do in most cases, but I'm glad it helps! I think you'll find a therapist is much the same way-- just hearing yourself verbalize your issues to someone and having them understand and sympathize. Only they're more qualified to help you change it!
Anyway, I'm glad to do it. I hope only the best for you from now on!
Well, I'm going to go, see you all later
>>685911071
Best of luck on your future endeavors, mate
-Sweet Roll
>>685911854
Goodnight Sweetie. Thanks for all your help tonight!
No one's coming in, no one's around. I might just call this one early and go to bed myself. No more bumping if you can help it.
and so it slows down again
>>685912550
Yup. You willing to lurk with me as we drift off into the sunset?
>>685912795
yes because i have gathering to do
I'm off to kill
Cya later, space pirates
