evening /b/
what's everybody drinkin' tonite? trust me, I'm drinkin' from the bottom because of a whiny roommate..
>>685891186
Hey! I remember you! I'm drinking some fine cheap rum. like a handle for 15 bucks cheap. it's amazing.
>>685891400
heh! really now? glad it's going nicely, brother. I've got a living room full of a truly immature rage, this is about as fun as a cannonball in the batch.
>>685891639
Immature rage? whats happening in that living room?
the passive aggression is strong in this argument about a honeymoon that's never gonna happen! I need more music to drown this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wvPjkUF4gk
>>685892274
you ever known those people who are working their way to the 'livable hate' relationships, where there's literally no way out for either party? this hen-pecked schlub is one bad day away from beating her to death and then some.
it's really not my place to talk for anyone else than me, but god dammit, I'm trying to enjoy a nite off over here.. maybe I just needed someone sensible's time to occupy, I'unno.
sorry, pretty sure I'm wasting everyone's time, it is just so damn dull in here tonite
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>685895186
MISCHIEF MAKER! I was gonna..
..well shit, ain't really sure what I'm doing, I'm fucking drunk.
Hey! It's you again!! I might not be drinking, but I'm smoking some golden, do you smoke mate?
Keep going guy, I'm into this.
>>685895794
puff didn't work out for me, but I don't mind it. Gave us some of the best music of the 60s~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXY1nF30PZo
>>685896054
absolutely, brother. having a fun nite yourself?
>>685891186
Oh, no! The fat drunk again. Don't you get it? Drink is not a cool shit, it makes you see more plaintive. Just look at you, using a ridiculous hat and ridiculous glasses, if you wanna be different, exist like a thousands of ways to reach it and one of those aren't the visual shotgun shoots to us.
>>685897082
fuck're you talking about? I ain't here to make a difference, I'm here to get shit-faced and talky-talk with y'all guys. I ain't here to change the world, cock knocker~
>>685897675
>>685897675
Exist a great difference between " u wanna be different" and " u wanna make a difference". Perhaps the ridiculous glasses doesn't allow you see well.
whatsup dude britfag up early here, enjoy them beers.
>>685898744
must not allow me see well! u or me?
>>685898997
morning, brother! we literally had a clear morning in texas that turned into a thunderstorm that knocked out the power for 5 hours, how's britain?
>>685899442
it's alright i guess, its not fucking raining for once which just seems odd. be taking the motorbike out today to work.
99999
>>685899723
had a 200cc jobbie my friend got to ride for a bit while watching his apartment, those things are very fun, gotta get one of my own. what do you got?
whoo! poured out to almost a perfect glass~
the annoying roommates are talking about game of thrones' latest episode, apparently
>>685900609
are you that cell guy who had a facebook page then got arrested?
>>685900853
I've.. been at home for more than a few months, plus I ain't a Facebooker. It's a pretty good no, for sure
>>685901133
>>685900609
>>685900005
Timestamp or gtfo
>>685891186
You post a drinking thread every night....I wait for the day you stop posting because you died of liver failure.
hai nickel
>>685891186
>>685901133
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>685901608
nah hes just been on a streak
>>685901377
this work? nice lucky dubs~
>>685891186
What happened to your job at the hospital? Do you have a new schedule where you can still do this? And drinkin Grand Mainer tonight. Good to see you again
Wow what a fucking fag homo bitchc lmao you people talk and engage this loser? You people are worse than he is fucking pussies. OP get ebola
>>685901608
oh fuck, you got me! I'd better just give up my plans to.. converse.
>>685901614
hey, friendo! how is you?
>>685901671
right? it's been a fun week, helps my feet from hurting.
>>685902026
be good at school tomorrow timothy
>>685901742
still doing it, I have two days off a week to use, usually thursday and friday, but I shifted 'em out so I could still make hours within the pay schedule while still getting a bit more rest.
Good to see ya too, brother~
>>685902026
O FUCK
You're an actual fedora wearing neckbeard.
Holy fuck.
>>685902489
alright, I haven't shaved in a bit.. but look close, there's a mistake!
seeing this guys face always makes me cringe
dont you have a social life?
>>685903078
plenty of it, but it's fucking 1 in the morning! I like doing this, at any rate. I also saw Goosebumps today, all it did was make me want a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark movie!
>>685902489
Thats not a fedora. I would know :)
Kraken, neat.
>>685904217
wait, so what does malt liquor count as? plus, my only real storm of looming doom was an actual storm this morning, took out the power for six hours!
>>685904426
heh, oops.. broke my own pattern
>>685891186
My friend, where did you find those glasses?
>>685904426
I'm on an old computer in the back of the house. There's hardly shit on it but I thought that image was fitting. Cheers!
>>685904527
Spirit of Halloween, got 'em three years ago when working there.
>>685904501
OP ya dopey cunt. Throw one back for the night shift dogs who can't drink on the job, mate
>>685904936
Truly wonderful. An inspiration to us all. What are you enjoying at the moment?
>>685891186
Oh great this faggot again
>>685905114
Hey, this guy is my friend for the night.
>>685904829
a fair contribution all the same.
Saludos!
>>685891186
Shitty beard, shitty glasses, and a fucking fedora...
Nolifefaggot/10
>>685905114
yeah well I'm sure there's 14 yo dude posting his dick that your looking for, right now. Shut the hell up, stupid.
>>685904941
this one's for you and me, brother
>>685905102
Steel Reserve, the cheap and crisp doom lager of the american south~
>>685905114
>>685905261
let's have fun, eh?
Fucking losers have no life you gotta drink and post your beer on the Internet with a bunch of trap faggots
>>685892294
You remember me brother, the gasoline whiskey drinker from your last few threads. Drinking Beams 8star straight and chasing with budweiser. I think we even talked about music in the thread before last. You need a song. Ill hook you up, wont link it, all you need is a 2 second google search. Kenny Loggins- Danger Zone, put in them ear buds and watch some jets fly around. Will get you feeling badass in 2 seconds flat. Good to see you again brother. I'm taking another shot just for you.
>>685905114
>>685896215
I got you brah, same 8star drinker from a sec ago. Memphis by Johnny Rivers. Please help me operator.
>>685905901
So you're here........ why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEds
I'll admit, I ain't exactly the most constructed fella out there. Sure, my life can seem like a mess at times and there are deep places that lead to the Hole where I wander sometimes.. but the point is, I live my life by my rules and do my best to give kindness and grins out to people every day I'm alive. It feels like the good thing to do.
Whiskey
No luck with my usual 2 different girls tonight, and I'm trying to wean myself off of the 3rd one because she is 20lbs overweight and absolutely nutso.
I think I'll just stay here and drink.
>>685906538
You seem fun. Like Santa, but less present-y and more drunk
>>685906037
here's to you, kin of twilight. We'll make it somehow, I know it. Glad to hear your hanging in there
>>685906216
>>685906282
we're weird animals, running wild on a funny stone that's spinning around thru space, possibly alone.. we've gotta do more for each other now and then, yeah?
>>685906385
Hey man 8star drinker from above. You fucking make me grin everytime you're here. I'd fucking hang with you anytime. I'm in Miss. Look up that Johnny Rivers shit. Good fucking getting wasted music.
>>685906538
How much CP you watching tonight?
>>685907051
I don't watch cartoon porn.
>>685906538
fine choice! wish I could smoke indoors.. staying good, buddy?
>>685906586
well, so long as everyone's having fun?
>>685907106
Good way to avoid the question.
>>685906815
I must be drunk to think that you are this benevolent teddy bear. I usually don't get this far gone. damn.
Can't wait for my alarm song to go off in the morning to forget all about this. but for tonight we drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
Where are you from, op? I never post but have seen your threads once in awhile. You always seem like a chill dude to have a beer with.
I'm sure you've said before, but like I said, I'm not around a lot.
Hope you're having an okay evening, dude.
>>685906815
Yeah bro 8star here, you ever think about how were living on a body. like the earth is a living thing, made of 70% water just like us, it grows, dies, etc. Are we just the bacteria on a greater being? And hell yeah man, we gotta look out for each other, I lurk sometimes, I always get in your threads when I see them. I drink a shitty whiskey called Beams 8-Star thats kind of hard to find around here, but its 3.50 a pint. Next time you see 8star, you know its me.
Regards from Chile, dude.
>>685906385
Oh my god. Thanks for the link.
wow. I'm very gumby right now and it hit the spot. Thanks again.
>>685906853
hohhh man, I remember that shit, wow!! Eight-Star, you ran some wicked fine music across my brain, I love when that happens.. mothafuckin' Slow Dancin'
Hey Boris!
>>685907891
hayden get off 4chan
>>685851094
Hey man, just want to say that lurking in these threads always give me hope. That it ain't all bad. Thanks. Pic semi related, it makes me laugh for some stupid reason
whoa ho, mega server destruction! let's catch up..
>>685907583
Thanks man 8star here, I always look for your threads. One tip from me, you probably know better than me, keep some alkaseltzer tablets on hand. A couple of those in the morning plus a long hot shower followed with a few minutes of straight cold on your head will set you up right. Its my patented hangover cure. You might not need it. I surely will. Heres another solid gold oldie for you. Johnny Rivers- Secret Agent Man. If you gonna get wasted, get wasted while listening to the good stuff.
>>685908710
Hey now, I'm a man who leads a life of danger! also seems to mean I'm outgrowing hangovers as long as the evening involves little to no sugar~ but this is some good tunes, I love it! so out-of-time
>>685891186
you look like a fat heisenberg. or like if beast from beauty and the beast and heisenberg had a bastard son
>>685908059
Hayden who?
>>685908690
Theres a man who leads a life of danger. To everyone he meets he stays a STRANNNGER. Welll every move he makes, another chance he takes, the odds are he wont be drink again tomorrow.
>SECRET DRINKING MAN
>SECRET DRINKING MAN
>>685909325
..so which one did your dad dress as before he molested you?
>>685909657
Gnite man
>>685909584
I'll pour myself a double
and takin' away my game!
Is it possible to create a household fan that utilises a flywheel in such a way that it uses less power?
>>685909188
Dub 8's replying to 8star. You sir are a man of danger, and odds are you will stay a stranger, but every trip you take, if Memphis you can make, Ill buy you a beer and we can speak of lagers. Secret DRINKING BUDDY, secret DRINKING BUDDY. Next look up "speedy gonzalez- pat boone" Funny and a good drinking song.
>>685909657
thats funny. at least im not a worf looking motherfucker
>>685909932
You might be hangin on the Rivera today, and wind up in a Bombay alley next day. Be careful what you drink, you might find yourself has slipped. Ive broke my ribs before and thats a life of danger
>>685909996
fuckin' NICE! I imagine we'll encounter eachother someday soon enough. In the meantime, here's a good drinking song for when I turn 40, for sure~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8I41MALGps
>>685910317
congratulations
you are now the biggest loser ITT
>>685910356
Hahaa!!
SECRET! DRIIIINKIN' MAN!
>>685910700
that comeback was shit, i was actually expecting something better. guess you really are as dumb as you look.
>>685891186
You look like Big Smoke from GTA:SA I swear if you were black you would have a striking resemblance.
>>685896215
good music dude, cheers
>>685910586
LOL Whiskey Friend. Great tune man. And for sure. Ask around south Memphis for the guy who buys all the 8star. We guys have a 6th sense for finding each other. One of these day youll find me in a bar in a faraway place, and we will buy each other a strong one. Just ask for Steve Canyon, its not my name, but somebody will know who you want, and we can get in touch.
>>685911229
Smoke rocked a bowler harder than me, but I like my glasses better! plus, I'm REAL!
shit, gotta go pee in the sink, be back
>>685911725
i got all those questions right and then stared blankly at the last one and completely spaced out.
im ok with that level of stupidity
>>685911664
anytime, buddy! hit me up with some of your choice musicks!
>>685911685
that's easy to remember. I'ma have to look that up the next time I see Mr Powell at the rollerderby place.. here's hoping!!
one more 40 oz left after this..
This place is yucky.
We can do real things with this medicine in our guts!
..... Cheers!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ
huge buzz~
>>685911986
8star here, I thought I was the only one. Its so much more reasonable than the toilet. I always take a pisser in teh sink and people look at me weird. Its like bro, you want me to flush 2.5 gallons of water for a little piss? I love pissing in the sink. I do it everywhere. I do it at walmart even if people walk in. Ill piss in the sink at church. Chubby Checker- Lets Twist just popped up, it aint great, but I'ma listen to it. I personally recommend the music video for "Tramp- Otis Redding and Carla Thomas" and brother, if this 404s, remember me next time. I'm 8star, the gasoling drinking oldies listening guy from memphis. Ill be lurking. Take care of yourself bro. And lets just listen to tunes bro.
>>685913388
shit dub8s for the 8star drinker replying to the dub8s OP who was replying to the 8star drinker. Ill see you again soon in a thread in a galaxy far away. You'll know me. I'm the solid gold oldies guy who gets fucked up with you every time. Lets twist again next summer. Also I'm a man who lives a life of danger, and help me operator get in touch with my Marie.
>>685913388
Eight-Star, you are kin. I can't wait for the day destiny gets us in a fight in memphis before we notice eachother~ time for more tunes and more beer! this one's a new favorite, definitely a meld of everything I love about being a nerd~ give it a bit of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HWX_A_eTZ8
>>685912491
this is mind shattering when high but still awesome when sober, check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=930pMyHe5h0
>>685914218
We probably are bro, and thing is, I'd look just like you if I grew out my beard (cept for the shades, I wear aviators). Youll see me again, I went to grab my phone to post a pic of me (8star) and I cant find it I dont know where the fuck it went. But you'll remember 8star. From Memphis, Oldies, Cheap whiskey, after we kick each others ass in a bar fight ill say "holy shit its viper" Youll say "holy shit its 8star" "below the hard deck does not count" "talk to me goose" and all that top gun shit. You ask for a pilot who drinks 8star in memphis, ask for Steve Canyon, and you will find me. In a random smoky pool hall, hustling with low lifes, its my thing. Again, for every move you make another chance you take, odds are youll land in Memphis one day SECRET DRINKING MAN.
>>685902489
It's in the same class as a fedora. It's a dumb ass hat feel ashamed for wearing it ugly faggot retard.
>>685914466
hot peppers, that is some excellent wandering music there, suited to the sidewalks of the city in hot weather~ many thanks to you on an amazing find, I love it!
>>685911221
you sound REKT son
>>685891186
YOur Parents Aren't roomates
How have you not blown your head off, your life seems miserable
>>685891186
While I drink beer I like to finger teenage crossdresser buttholes. I'm a nasty faggot fucked and I'm gonna stick my fat dick in your panty covered asses.
>>685914973
The universe clicks into place upon funny gears, brother. I hope we meet many more times than just again!!
It would be a ferocious nite though, wouldn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2RX7IQcmc
>>685915503
If he blew off his head his thread would finally be interesting.
>>685915034
you should totally check out this band, they are amazing and they play mostly instrumental stuff
also, can you share some more tunes? I love to keep my playlist updated
>>685891186
somebody who is talented make poker chips of his eyes, table from shirt and like going all in and shit
>>685891186
...or just put him in a movie scene of poker
>>685915766
I got 'em clipped on for sure.
how's about a little retrowave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyuY0GWqVKE
>>685915846
>>685916109
Where's your vape you neckbeard faggot.
>>685915631
8star here, we have met before, we will meet again. I think its probably inevitible, you post here now and then, I always get in your threads. From what I understand its a tex-miss distance. I actually live in Memphis. I'm 8star. You'll know me, you know my music choices, you know my phrases. I wouldnt be a guy swinging on the mississippi one day and drinking with you the next day in a bombay alley if I werent 8star. I'd post my burner email, but I dont have one not connected to a random facebook that doesnt share too much. I like to stay secret. But if we ever met in passing, I'm pretty sure we would know each other. Hang around for a sec, If I find my phone.
>>685916441
You guys can blow each other too
>>685891186
Drinking is unhealthy.
>>685916594
8star here, do you want to blow me you fucking faggot? No bullshit where do you live? I'll drive to your house so you can blow me. Of course Ill walk upstairs and fuck you mother after that but damn do I want you little virgin 13 lips on me. Ill show your mother just exactly what I did to her 20 year old basement son. That satisfy you tough guy? Why dont you have a drink and listen to some oldies you edgy tough guy?
>>685891186
I hope your roommate beats the shit out of your alcoholic ass. He's probably being whiney because you can't pay rent.
>>685917552
I live at your mom's house. Fagstar are you mad bro?
>>685916109
dude! fly for your life and tech noir are amazing. Knew gunship for a while now. I have to day, good taste in music
>>685916109
My phone must be in the fucking grass or something, I cant find it. But you know I'm 8star. Ill be around next time. Come on up to Memphis bro. I got a cold one waiting on you. And bec. I'm already 2 gallons overfull, I'm gonna leave you with one last song. My very favorite tune, and one of the best summer time drinking songs to ever exist. "Mungo Jerry- In the Summertime." This is a song you can get fucked up to all day and still want more. The very finest of the fuck you up songs. Ill be around bro. 8star. I look for your threads.
>>685918011
Your music sucks as much as op's thread. Stay fat in Memphis ya dumb reatard.
>>685918011
dubs is honest.
>In the summertime when the weather is fine
>You can reach right up and touch the sky
>When the weather fine you got women you got women on your mind.
>have a drink have a drive, go out and see what you can find.
>>685916307
please man don't do that shit. im not a fucking loser like this fat fedora'd fuck. not everyone who vapes is a faggot I do it because I don't want lung cancer not because I want to blow dank o's
this gross piece of shit is actually going to piss in the sink
>>685918329
How did you find my gif? That is me. I'm a huge faggot, and my music taste sucks. Also, what music do you prefer? ICP? Metallica? Korn? Some kind of "I want to be a hard ass but I live in my mothers basement and my manhood is directly tied into my music choice" kinda thing?
>If you cant enjoy oldies, if you think them lesser than your "let the bodies hit the floor" bullshit you are a youngun and I feel bad for you.
And I know whats going on here, This is a fun thread, Ill stay a fat faggot in my own paid for house in Memphis with my college degree. You stay fat in your fucking parents basement my new best loser friend.
>>685916109
old boy, were 404 and I'm abandoning now. I'm 8star. You will see me again. I lurk till you make a thread. I'm going to take the last train to clarksville. Take care. If you dont pop up in a month or two I'm going to get my best men on tracking you down. Also "Pipeline- The Chantays" See you on the other side man. I'm ejecting now. Dont forget the alka-seltzer and the long shower. Will straight you up quick.
FAGGOT
People have jobs you alcoholic loser we can't drink on weekdays you pathetic faggot
>>685918967
>be unemployed loser
>be highschool dropout
>be almost kicked out of parents house for being a NEET
But boy howdy, at least I don't spend my time huffing banana-flavored steam in public.