What is your experience with Hispanic chicks?
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What is your experience with Hispanic chicks?
>>685890426
They are stupid, they come from families you do not want to interact with, they are hot at 18 but fill out quick and want to have lots of kids. They are religious and superstitious and annoying.
>>685890426
been with one for 7 years
ask me anything dude
>>685890426
They're all obnoxious cunts. When you date one you get the joy of dating their entire fucking family and they will stalk you for years. They thrive on drama and will get fat as hell as soon as they feel that they are in a stable relationship. My test group size is 3.
They dont worry about their kids though, the families I mean, so you get left alone with kids quite often. As you can imagine, I like that very much. Because I rape them. Lmao
>>685890642
have you ever buried your face in her booty? what country is her family from?
>>685890941
>so dark and edgy XD
>>685890574
>>685890718
Sounds very angry but this has always been my impression. Fuck they're hot young though. This Brazilian is still sexy at 38, but then she was cheated on and has never been married.
>>685891029
>>so dark and edgy XD
not at all, fucking kids is the norm now.
>>685890426
Everything is a family affair. So don't get in fights or arguments if she has brothers.....
They are petty, dumb, vain, materialistic. They want designer shit, but want you to pay for it.
Wild in the sack, but also wildly stupid and jealous. My ex slashed my tires at a bar cause she saw me talking to a woman (my cousin that was in town to tell me my aunt had died)
Shit tier really. I live in the valley in Texas so I have mostly dated these vile creatures.
>>685891029
>have you ever buried your face in her booty? what country is her family from?
yes i have. her family is from mexico.
father is from tamaulipas and mom is from san luis potosi
>>685891677
did it have a nice musky smell?
does she give good head?
I live in south texas. My county is 94% hispanic.
>>685891887
do you live in Starr County?
Spics eat a strict diet of beans, fatty meats, rice and cheese. That shitty food loads them up with carbs and keeps them active when they are younger, but as soon as thier metabolism starts slowing down they turn into big fat roles. And they stink and end up with nasty skin as they age. All beaner woman over 40 look like a dogs puckered asshole. And no, the chick from that TV show is not a beaner and is probably cross bred with whites anyway, your beaner chick willl NOT end up looking like that.
>>685891759
>does she give good head?
not at first. but she learned.
>did it have a nice musky smell?
i dont really remember, i wasnt breathing through my nose just in case.
>>685891887
>>685891942
i bet he lives in cameron. 956
>>685891942
Hidalgo county.
>>685892130
I don't, but i have warrents in cameron county.
>>685891974
You don't know what you're talking about and you sound like a stormfront autist
>>685892031
I would have breathed through my nose extra hard
>>685892133
are you a non-Hispanic?
>>685891887
Up here in MA it's 40% in my city, shit's crazy, can't imagine 94%
Fuck all of you
>>685892297
Yea i'm white
>>685892356
You probably have Puerto Ricans where you live, Tejas is mostly Mexicans
I can't decide who's hotter, Puerto Rican chicks or Mexican chicks
Married to one. They can be win or lose like most chicks, but tend to be more about family and much more loyal than typical american women.
Mine is awesome. Couldn't ask for a better wife. She's first generation american, her family came here from Mexico. She's a more traditional female than a lot of american chicks because her mom took a traditional role (cook, clean, take care of man). She's smart though, independent if needed, and a hard worker.
Chlamydia
>>685892236
>I would have breathed through my nose extra hard
strange.
i only ever had my face near there once or twice.
>>685892473
mexicant spotted
the white people tolerate you now, like pets, but start with that "make america mexico again" shit and your brown asses will be thrown back over the wall (that your brother built)
I was born and raised in San Juan Puerto Rico.
Latina women are REMARKABLY feisty. Do wrong by them and they will claw your eyes out.
>>685891316
My nigga. I live in browntown, aka Brownsville
crazy and dumb with roast beef vagina but pretty hot when you get them young.
>>685890574
>>685890718
It sounds like you guys dated a Mexican
>>685892525
Have you dated lots of Latinas? Do you get along with Latinos in general?
>>685892532
They look and act different generally but they're both sexy in their own way.
>>685890574
YES
>>685890718
A good chick will stay in shape if you put the pressure on her to do so, work out with her, eat properly with her. On my second marriage and neither got fat because they knew we'd be done if they did. First wife is fat now though...
>>685892532
Yeah puerto ricans
I'd go with Mexicans though, if I could choose
>>685892631
Go to bed, Nathan.
>>685892812
I'm not that shallow, I'm not gonna dump a woman if she gains weight. But if she doesn't take care of herself at all then I would have to say something.
Not that guy, btw.
Every experience I've had is sooooo bad. they all speak mexican, the families create drama just to have shit to talk about, they go from being sexy little Lupe, to Fat ass Dona Maria in like 4 years after pumping out 55 kids. DONT DO IT ABORT
>>685892757
Yea i've dated multiple latina and mixed women. all of the men are shorter than me so i've never had problems, but when I was in middle school I was bullied by mexicans for being white.
Puerto Rican girls have a very sexy aura
>>685892631
Were you handmade to be this retarded, or did you come off of an assembly line?
Worse than Niggers
>>685893071
He ate too many lead paint chips when he was a kid
>>685893040
>shorter than me
that doesn't mean anything haha, it's all about personality
So you were bullied in Middle School but by High School you started to get along with everyone?
>>685892621
people enjoy cunnilingus
>>685892941
It really depends on what's important to you. I work hard not to be fat, so I expect her to do the same. It's unhealthy and I want someone who is going to be with my to the end, not die early because they couldn't resist the extra cheesecake. It's not shallow to hold someone to the same standards you hold yourself. I wouldn't dump her if she lost a leg or her face got burned up in a car accident, but if she kept eating candy bars all day and stopped exercising.... big difference.
Do Puerto Rican girls have stinky feet?
Hispanic here, with a Hispanic girlfriend. It really depends on what country they're from, but 9 times out of 10 they're from a shit country. Unbelievable sex, but comes at a hefty price. Jealousy levels are through the roof, and will probably have daddy issues as well. Face will probably be busted, but body will make you rock hard in seconds. She knows her place as a woman, so even betas can deal with them. 5/10 dating. 2/10 if wifing her up.
>>685890426
As a Latino I learned not to be in relationship with unamericanize Latinas. They are jealous as fuck, religious, proud, and expect you to learn their gender roles deep. First gen Latinas tend to be much more open but with still be jealous. If you really want to go for one make sure she has her stuff in check first. It's a first sign rather to ditch her or not.
Hung out with one tonight she believed in Ouija and someone brought a burrito to where we were eating and she scarfed at it mad fast then put it down like it wdnfn
>>685893386
I'm not a gymrat myself, although I stay active and don't eat too much crap. As long as she can do that I'll be happy.
Again, fuck all of you. Every last one of you.
>>685891316
Seems about right
Amazing fucks but they are crazy jealous
brown asshole
>>685891316
Caught a valley chick. Vain. Jealous. Ya they just need a little training. I love her but she has major issues. Drugs and Alcohol work for me. She's getting better you have to be open with your issues. The sex is great we are both a little heavy right now but when fit there were nights we fucked on the floor for hours. I'd never give her up.
>>685893828
Latina assholes are GOAT
On a side note, none of you retards seem to know what "first generation" means
>>685893625
Makes sense.
>>685890426
I have lived with a Mexican chick for almost 5 years. Best. Thing. Ever.
>>685890426
mucho caliente
>>685894023
how is her butt?
I'm from a Mexican family and grew up in a town with a high Hispanic/Latino population in Texas.
From my experience, I do not like Hispanic/Latinas. Might have to do a lot with the whole family and going batshit crazy that turns me off from them. I'm not even traditionally Mexican or hold any of those beliefs other than the subtle Christian beliefs that a lot of us still hold in the US.
Also, I think the reason I've done so poorly with them is because of my heritage and how little importance it is to me. They see it as a sin. I use to talk to this Mexican model a few years back and she tore me apart for not being exactly like her. God, I still remember the long chain of insults and belittlement.
If you find one that is chill and does not hold or force her beliefs onto you then I'll say you're lucky. For me, I'm more interested in white girls. They have been so much nicer and understanding to me than any other race or ethnicity.
First chick I fucked was Hispanic. She was a huge bitch and made out with me in a hallway for no reason, we then fucked shortly after.
>>685892700
dubs are truth.
then they're young, they're fiesty but they haven't cemented their special snowflake pussy attitude just yet so they don't trade sex for goods just yet, just sex for attention.
they also blow the FUCK UP if they get preggers. be warned.
>>685893216
Yea. Mexicans are all different. most of them smoke pot, most of them arent that intelligent, but there's many hardworking and exceptional ones that arent to be counted out. And when it comes to the really beaner ones, a lot of them are hardworking as fuck, but a lot of them really are the scum of the earth. And all mexicans for some reason throw toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet, which disgusts me.
>>685893935
Kids of immigrants = 1st. Mines 2nd.
>>685892525
I'm a white guy, lived in San Benito for a bit. Shit was golden.
i found one that did acid with me.
shes so fucking cool and doesnt hold on to her families traditional ass catholic values.
>>685894406
different plumbing.
>>685894272
you're like my clone dude
>>685894476
Fuck San Benito.
>>685894272
Wetback
>>685890574
>They are religious and superstitious and annoying.
Either that or they are ghetto feminazis.
>>685892621
You should try it more often.
>>685894272
yo, seriously. everyone loves to rag on white girls but they're the most amiable out of everyone.
>>685894718
Or just feminazis
>>685894407
No, kids of immigrants is second
>>685894406
That's not true, only Mexican immigrants from areas with bad plumbing do that, since they don't know that toilet paper can be flushed down the toilet.
Anyway, you kind of sound like a fag,
>look at me guise, I'm super intelligent and don't engage in the marijuanas
>>685894406
Use to do that when I lived with my parents. Moved out and went to college. Never again will I throw used toilet paper in the trash. I have been enlightened.
>>685892663
ha - was explaining 'browntown' earlier this eveing.
>>685894272
>Be white
White chicks are boring as fuck. No culture. Hobbies stop after 30. They don't cook/clean/suck cock. They wear sweatpants in public and don't give a fuck if they get fat. You are disgusting.
>>685894989
It's fine if qt Latinas do that, but only with their pee squares. I will eat all of their pee squares.
>>685894406
>all mexicans for some reason throw toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet
when you are poor as fuck you learn not to throw tp in the toilet cuz fear of the toilet clogging up. its very expensive to fix that business.
>>685894793
asians are in up there
>>685894476
>Shit was golden.
poorest shittiest place in the valley
>>685890426
All the stereotypes are true about being crazy in the sack
Had sex with a Latina one time, big soft booty and tight vagina
I miss it..
Idk. I really like hispanic girls. I have been dating one for 3 years now. Food is great. Sex is great. She legit seems like she wants to make me happy and comfortable. She is pretty family oriented. Which is fine her family is pretty cool. So yeah.
>>685894986
Immigrants are NOT first generations.
>>685895402
Yes they are, first generation literally means the same thing as immigrant
>>685894986
weed is mostly smoked by stupid people
>>685895402
Yes they are faggot. Their children would be 2nd gen.
>>685895655
>weed is mostly smoked by stupid people
lol
>>685895204
*asians are up there. in the running for coziest fuckslave/sexual friendo
>>685895655
okay Nancy Reagan
>>685895266
>tight vagina
sounds crazy
>>685894263
Brilliant.
>>685895577
adjective
1.
being the first generation of a family to be born in a particular country.
2.
being a naturalized citizen of a particular country; immigrant:
>If you are Hispanic the first definition is generally more accepted. And in this case makes more sense.
>First generation American
vs
>First generation Immigrant
>>685895887
this guy thinks he's smarter than Nancy Reagan
>>685896048
nice, have anything higher res?
>>685895703
You would not believe how smart some of us are.
>>685896280
>implying smart people can't be misguided
>>685894667
My whole time in college I barely saw any other Hispanic/Latino that didn't group up with the Hispanic/Latino community and clubs. From this experience, I can tell you that there are few people like us.
>>685894714
Born in Texas, dude. But whatever, slurs don't work on me.
>>685894793
Right? At least they don't hold these strange expectations and rage out for not holding them.
>>685896289
>thinks his stoned verbal diarrhea rants about the universe and the government are smart
>>685896289
>most are stupid
>some are not
I don't see the problem here
>>685895687
You are incorrect.
First generation Immigrant
Second generation Immigrant ???
The second generation did no emigrating thus they are First generation of their country.
Wow your Hispanic brain acting up?
>>685895655
>>685895887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhEJ8gm8aL4
>>685890426
they've cleaned the rooms of every hotel I've ever stayed in.
>>685892584
Ain't this the realist shit.
>>685890426
Only fucked one latin girl, but have done stuff with quite a few. They have the creamiest, most comfy pussies. Asians probably have the worst, at least from my experience.
>>685896792
>creamy
>comfy
sounds nice, elaborate
They're definitely less afraid to warm up to you.
I don't know what it is about white girls but many of them seem cold.
>>685890426
Does it count to fap to Selena Gomez ?
>>685896792
asian pussies are compact and efficient
>>685897139
yes. tell us how it was
For me it was really no different from other broads.
... although she was highly educated and very sweet, so she may be the exception.
Fantastic tits, decent ass, a tad (10 lbs) on the thicker side.
Best part was she was so used to the machismo latino guys that finish after 2 pumps, she came like a goddamn waterfall when I spent a little extra time on her orgasm.
She was great: 10/10. It only didn't wotk because she's 4 states away.
>>685896792
orgasm in asian pussy is based on torque
>>685896286
yep - Here is the highest res thing I have.
>>685897528
Lmao, cuz torque is what gives helicopters lift and we used those to douse their assess with agent orange.
You're funny, brah.
>>685896910
Really? From my experience white girls warmed up to me very easily after the third or fourth conversation. Then again, this heavily depends on you come off to them.
>>685896904
>>685897528
Not a whole lot to explain. The latina pussy was nice to be inside and to fuck. The asian pussy made my dick sore afterwards and the sex itself was kind of unpleasant.
>>685897750
you're one of those guys who has to explain why the joke is funny
>>685897830
The majority of the women I've slept with were at least partially Latina, so idk, maybe I just have features they find exotic whereas I look like stereotypical white dude to most white girls.
Mexican girls are great for when you're older and into younger girls.
I've dated Mexican, Guatemalan, Honduran and El Salvador-native girls.
I'm 25 and still keep in contact with many from friends' restaurants they own and hook up regularly with girls who are waitresses there.
I've only had two American girls who were young but it's not easy with white parents.
Never an issue with any Latinas.
Only trouble I've had is when I called the father to a girl who was 14 and asked if I could see her. He wasn't mad, but she was and said I went too far by doing that.
>>685897920
But it was actually creamy?
>>685898059
So?
Fagit
>>685890426
>be me 15
>latin babe 16, daugther of the cleaning lady
>nice perky tits and firm ass
>opened the bathroom door
>bending over scrubbing the bath tub
>nice tight jeans
>see her ass crack
>can't contain myself
>grabbed her
>looks at me and starts kissing me
>rubs her pussy on my leg
>unbuttoned her jeans
>stick hand fingered her pussy
>wet like had pee
>manage to get her on the floor
>her face is burning
>kisses and bites my tongue
>bitch is in heat
>stick my cock in her
>moves like crazy
>mumbles stuff is Spanish
>feel my cock squeezed inside her
>turns around after while
>gives me a hand job
>no baby says
>sprayed cum all over her
>the mother stopped bringing her
>a few month later
>her mother said had ran away with some guy
Pic looks like her kind of.
>>685898361
you twelve niqqa fuq off
>>685898358
During sex, her cum was thick and creamy. She wasn't a squirter and told me that she's tried but couldn't do it. She thought her lubrication was unnatural actually and was self conscious about it.
>>685898692
that sounds awesome
did you taste her cum?
>>685898663
Bitch lemme suck that dick
>>685898600
>wet had like pee
>>685890426
Married one.
I want to watch a Hispanic girl take a piss
>>685898795
Yeah, I went down on her during sex to regain some stamina. Her cum was musty smelling, but sweet tasting, so it wasn't really a turn off. Like, you know the smell of vagina after a girl works out? Smelled like that, but tasted kind of like almond milk with an acidic accent, for lack of a better description.
>>685897294
Most of times it's ok.
>>685899131
that sounds delightful. I haven't smelled a vagina after a chick worked out, but I can picture what you mean.
>>685898356
>>685898692
Had one that when she cum. She had this muscle vaginal spasms.
>>685899131
>for lack of a better description.
thanks for clarification, anon.
>>685899491
Yeah, that's called an orgasm dude.
>>685899347
The guys name that's marked out is my former boss. This is his niece.
I even asked if she'd be with me when she finished high school.
I'm not even the one who started all of this.
>>685898600
>be me 25
>taco cart rolls up to my construction site every day around 2
>Isabella y sus Niñas Taco Company
>Isabella is a fat Mexican hag in a sombrero
>but her daughters are fire
>two oiled up latinas
>get in the taco truck when Isabella is pounding tortillas in the back of the truck
>take off Selena's black dress
>start licking her pussy
>wet like had pee
>Bianca drops my pants and applies salsa to my anus
>licks the salsa off my ass and says "ay caramba" as I begin plowing Selena
>holding up the taco line
>foreman yelling that lunch is over but idc
>"ay dios mio" as I blow my load on Bianca's sombrero
>dip out before Isabela returns
>I do this every day at the construction site
>>685899786
Dude I hope you were no older than 16 when this exchange happened
>>685890426
My type of Latin chick. Had a girlfriend like her. She was a freak.
>>685899347
>>685899786
Her Quinceñera is coming later this year and I'm pretty sure I'm invited.
What should I do brothers? I've offered to help pay for the party but don't think they're gonna let me.
>>685899726
god I hope not
>>685900038
I was 24. This was last year. Everything was clean. Only went out twice; both times as a group.
Girl is special to me and her entire family knows and respects me for it.
>>685900121
>Her Quinceñera
sry, i dont speak spic
>>685900375
It's like a Sweet 16 party except Latin families have it at 15. Quince is "fifteen" in Spanish.
The party is like a way to let the daughter go. No more "little girl."
![classificadas_rs_semi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QvOznaL.jpg "classificadas_rs_semi[1].jpg")
>>685898356
You dated native Indians. I know your type the classic dork sex tourist or teaching English type.
>>685900375
It's a tortilla based dish similar to a chimichanga or quesadilla
>>685900355
>25 with 15 year old
>>685900787
And 18 with 28
28 with 38
48 with 58
One day it won't matter. If it ever gets that far. I hope. I did get a "you know" from her when I asked if there was a chance in 4 years.
When I look at what all went on it had to be a yes.
>>685895027
Jealous fat spic cow. I go to the gym all the time and see plenty of attractive older white females. I see older beaners as well, fat rolls drenched in sweat as they hobble slowly on a treadmill watching Jack-in-the-Box commercials on the TV's on the wall.
>>685901108
Most older, attractive females are already taken. That's why I start with young ones.
I look at the mom to get an idea of how the daughter will hold up as she ages.
>>685890426
This Salvadoran girlfriend a total freak. Of course I could go out Saturday night before we had to fuck. She purposely over worked me so much that by the time I could go out. I couldn't manage to get out of bed. I was so tired and dry. "Wha! Ju don wanna to go out. GO!!" Finally we stopped seen each other. She wanted to get marry.
![2A9AEFD700000578-3164976-Lean_and_slender_Model_Liz_Solari_flashed_her_trim_pins_in_a_sho-a-7_1437120074514[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FOYSRlI.jpg "2A9AEFD700000578-3164976-Lean_and_slender_Model_Liz_Solari_flashed_her_trim_pins_in_a_sho-a-7_1437120074514[1].jpg")
>>685894272
Why do you use Hispanic/Latinas as some racial group? If you are Mexican call yourself Mexican. This Miami girl is just as Latina as some ghetto Van Nuys Mexican chick.
>>685901576
Latina seems to group any fems with Latin heritage.
I was referring to multiple fems, each with a different nationality.
>>685901576
Terms given where the family roots are associated with some country in the Americas that speaks Spanish.
![spanish-tortilla2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bgEW7La.jpg "spanish-tortilla2[1].jpg")
>>685900751
Just so you know in Spain and Latin America (CR on down ) a tortilla is an omelet made with potatoes/eggs.
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>685902123
Who cares.
>>685890426
I've had sex with two. They're great in bed. When They cum you get soaked.
>>685901576
Shut the fuck up, autist
I want to sniff a Latina butt
