Millennials, you suck.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Millennials, you suck.
I'm gen x, and all the baby boomers thought we were slack, unmotivated, lazy disaffected douchebags who did nothing but do drugs, fuck and get into trouble
Which was largely true. But it's better to say "20 somethings are shitty".
FF to today, we're starting / have started businesses, lived life, etc. And in come the millenials. And we couldn't wait to see what they brought to the table.
So instead of a bunch of rebels, living life, getting in the face of authority etc, you have the biggest group of fucking pussies that's ever existed. Whiny faggots Crying about their feelings. Blue haired, professionally offended people. Do drugs? Maybe, but only if it comes from some pharmacy, and only if it's an anti-depressant, something to deal with ADD or occasionally painkillers, so they can have a nap. Coke? Acid? Shrooms? Forget about it. These pussies are TERRIFIED of life. Constantly jumping at shadows. A bunch of idiots who parroted "stranger danger!" "don't do drugs!" and other childhood platitudes that we had the sense to laugh at when they were shoved on us, but these dips took it to heart, and dragged it into their 20's.
And causes. Holy fuck the never ending list of 'causes' they're all into. The never-ending parade of goody goody bullshit.
And then there's the work ethic. I'm all for slacking, but we understood that when we didn't work, we didn't get raises, promotions, etc. And we were happy with that, till we hit our thirties and we decided it was probably time to get off our ass.
But not millennials. hire them for a job, and watch them spend 6 hours straight fucking around on their phone. At review time, they list off the meager handful of accomplishments they did that year, then you never hear the fucking end of it about how they need recognition for the most pedestrian of accomplishments. They need a hundred likes on every picture they post, no matter what it is, so it stands to reason they need validation for doing their day-to-day work.
>>685842320
I love reductive cultural stereotypes, too.
bamp
>>685843036
Then contribute with your bias, you homo.
>>685843053
Stop bumping your own thread. You and I are the only ones here.
>>685842539
Thank you for your effort.
>>685842539
>>685843236
Thanks for the bump faggot.
>>685843236
Make that 4 of us. You're daft.
>>685843534
I know you're implying that it was ironic but I don't want the thread to die. I like these threads. They're spicy. You're just a faggot for self-bumping. So, you're welcome.
>>685842539
Millennial here, 1985.
The current state of affairs makes me want to lie and say I was born 6 years earlier.
>>685843885
Calling me out on my preference for tight man anus like yours won't dissuade me from self bumping. Bump.
>>685843770
>Make that four of us
You're not in the Avengers, dickhead. Stop delivering clichéd movie lines.
>>685843919
84 fag here. Read a few anthropology papers stating people born 81-85 aren't considered millennials by most standards
>>685842539
This is the most factual thing I've seen all day
>>685844217
Implying I even know that's from a superhero movie. Had you accused me of making a Star Trek TNG reference, I'd have been honored.
>>685844188
You can't self-bump. I mean literally, it doesn't make you climb the bump order. The algorithm accounts for number of posts and number of posters.
>>685844320
Fuck yeah! Take that wikipedia!
>>685844217
Cliches... find a way.
>>685843919
1983 here.
We're mostly a micro generation. Living a chunk of life before both internet and 9/11, makes a huge difference with the 'newer' millenials.
>>685844217
Says the millennial who likes the Avengers enough to see clichéd quotes everywhere.
>>685844451
I don't know if it's in the Avengers. It's just a shitty clichéd thing to say.
>>685844651
Your anus will prolapse if you imply any harder.
>>685844416
Factual? Opinionated, subjective, perspective. Fact, it is not.
>>685844486
It's called a proxy. They're easy to use, AND fun! You should see me on/int/.
I was born in 89. Technically a millenial but I don't identify with anyone who grew up with a smart phone.
>>685844775
Implying I have an anus.
1994 here yall a bunch of niggers
Bernie Sanders for pres
My gen is the smartest in the world. We are the internet. Prove me wrong
you can't
Keep hating and i;ll keep slaying
now all my ladies get in formation!
>>685842539
I read.... Some of this
>>685844416
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/factual
>>685844921
Edgy, anon. What's it like living on the fringe?
>>685842539
Millennial here. The vast majority of us are stupid attention seeking praise whores.
I was raised by baby boomers though, and instilled with a deep appreciation for hard work.
>>685845050
Take your Adderall and come back in a few.
>>685842539
>>685844320
A millennial that don't want to be a millennial can state anything. fag.
>>685844891
At the time of your self-bump there were 2 posters in this thread. Since I had already posted that means the other was you. No proxy involved.
>>685842320
Previous generations, we suck because you failed to raise us properly.
>>685844640
I'd definitely agree. We're like the Gen X addendum. The bit left over before the drastic change that those two events brought.
I was 13 when the internet came to my house in 1998. I didn't even touch the thing until a year later when I tore my ACL tendon in half and spent a year in a cast.
>>685842539
You're kidding me aren't you faggot?
Most of the millenials are smoking weed and ice.
Fuckhead.
>>685845258
Pics or it didn't happen faggot.
>>685844998
Well-played, anon. Respect.
>>685845248
Ignoring the science that backs it up? Classic Boomer.
yea, we do
>>685842539
Most of those replies are you samefagging. You were probably born in '98.
>>685845085
What about that is edgy? There's a clear difference between people born after 1995 or so who had a cell phone by the time they hit 3rd grade and people who wandered around their town unsupervised in the early 90s.
>>685845264
>lack of opportunities
nigger excuse
>>685845372
Implying you wouldn't just accuse me of editing in MS Paint anyway.
>>685845595
Close, I was born in 2015.
>>685845683
Implying that I'd make implications.
>>685845248
Wasn't referring to what a person classifies themselves but to what society classifies them as. People born in 81-85 aren't considered millennials. It's a small group of people who had older siblings in gen x and aren't typically talked about when talking about millennials.
Unless your post is facetious, in that case, fuck you faggot
Fuck off you old piece of shit.
>>685845680
Kind of hard to seize an opportunity when it's been shipped overseas by a greedy Boomer who never gave a fuck about future generations.
>>685845679
Fuckin' A
>>685845789
UNDERAGE
>>685845933
Ouch, that hurt my ego!
How can I know if I'm a millennial?
I was born in 96
Does that make me millennial
If not being able to play decent video games as a child makes me a millennial and somehow inferior to an oldfag, then, quite frankly, you can keep it.
Yknow what else is gonna make you wanna bend back your fingernails over your knuckles?.. I've only been using 4chan for the last few months. Rape me.
>>685845789
2015 millennials are the worst. They want everything handed to them - food, shelter. Some of them won't even walk on their own two feet. They want to be pushed around in strollers. Get a job you 2015 moochers.
tfw I can't relate to anyone my own age because they're still poor drug dealers that blame everyone else for being poor rather than developing a skill that's marketable.. What's sad is that they all have degrees now and I'm the one who dropped out of school.. I guess having actual social skills and not having tumblr induced anxiety paid off. I'm a millennial and I fucking hate millennials..
>>685845875
I didn't imply you'd make implications. I implied you'd make accusations. If you're going to make an ironic, meta joke at least get the terms correct.
>>685846082
All I ask for are tits and validation.
>>685842539
It was funnier when I wrote it in the last thread.
But hey, I'm copypasta now. Yay.
I was born in '93, but I didn't get any sort of technology until I could afford it. The only thing I had growing up was an old SNES, but I rarely used that thing, i'd usually go out to the park or play hide and seek in the middle of the night. Shit was cash.
I'm a millenial in my 30s. I think people tend to group all millenials into people who are teenagers and those just being able to vote for the first time. I don't judge them because they're young and naive, but I judge the hell out of boomers and gen x'ers who get their panties in a twist over a bunch of young people who, at this point, have had relatively no impact on this world beyond cultural trends.
>>685842539
I let out a hearty sigh when I read this. It is an accurate description of my gen.
However you say gen xers were happy to slack till they were 30, bit of flawed logic there, most millenials haven't reached 30 yet so who knows. History might repeat and we'll get over it.
The world is different, very different. Much more difference than any generation of people has seen before us. Weak minds that can't handle this now have louder voices and we're in a time where we can accurately see just how many morons are out there. There's a lot, they're all special snowflakes, but they're certainly not all my age.
There is hope. I own a business, have worked hard all my life, have a well paid job I excell at and I'm not that different from others I hang out with.
also you're on /b/, a community of underachieving overachievers who never go outside. Just how much that reflects you, that you bemoan aspects of people whilst being in a community made for that type of person, I do not know.
>>685846284
You implied that I'd imply, as my previous replies were not accusations but implications.
>>685846285
Yeah, at someone else's expense no doubt!
>>685846267
>I hate millennials because I'm a failure, even by failure's status
Get a load of this faggot.
>>685846438
Just stop. You fucked up the joke. Let it be.
>>685842539
>So instead of a bunch of rebels...you have the biggest group of fucking pussies that's ever existed
And they think that they're the rebels
>>685842539
This is why i'm so happy i have older parents. I'm 20, and i think it's fycked that anyone my age thinks theyre entitled to free schooling and thinks that laws should exist to keep them from being offended. Get a fucking job, and grow some thick skin. The world doesnt owe you shit that you havent earned.
>>685842539
Check your privilege and maybe cool it with your microagressions
>>685846361
I was born during the ass end of 80. Most classifications have this period overlap between gen x and y, so I'm not sure which i am technically. Although, I didn't grow up with the internet, I grew up with nintendo instead.
>>685846950
>>685846950
lol get rekt sarah
>>685847005
>>685845679
born late 88, spent most time outside playing, learnt how to cook healthy food from my mom, had to work in the workshop with my father when I was a kid, spent my holidays at my grandparents' farm and helped them run the farm and I have a good amount of common sense.
not all "millennials" are fucktards. It's the same thing I would say that the generation x is just a bunch of drug addicts. THIS is a lack of common sense that our society has to deal with, not generations
>>685846950
What black woman you know is named
>Sarah?
>>685847093
>>685845101
Please, Baby-boomers and hard-work? The only thing baby-boomers worked at was inventing clever ways to outsource work to poorer people, then open up a distance between 'them and us'. That, and child-rape.
Absolute scourge on this Earth, obsessed with convenience and self-validation through attaining the higher-ground in every concievable situation. Some hate the fags, some hate the nigs, I hate the fucking baby-boomers.
>>685846361
>>685846960
'91 here. fuck it just call me a millenial i don't give a single care.
>>685847107
Hey, no reasonable posts allowed in this thread. Tits or gtfo.
>>685845300
That's true, we all love our weed.
>>685842320
If you are an adult and still think taste in music makes someone cool or not then you are a fucking dweeb.
>>685847107
>not all "millennials" are fucktards.
i'd say 98% of millennials are fucktards. you just hang around to many of them to notice.
My dad beats me :(
>>685845041
>My gen is the smartest in the world
Said every new generation, ever
Things change, but the clash between generations of old/before and young/after has always been and will probably always be
>>685842539
cringe. SO MUCH CRINGE
>>685847471
Rollberon Martell
>>685847173
Yup. This is about right. No one currently under 35 could possibly have messed this country up as the boomers claim. The boomers fucked everyone, and like a bunch of faggots, blamed those younger than them
>>685842539
Millennial here.
>Coke? Acid? Shrooms? Forget about it. These pussies are TERRIFIED of life.
I have many friends that would disagree.
I did heroin for the first time at 17.
>>685842539
>The cuck generation
Millenials are worthless human waste. Our species will die out when tougher kids from less fortunate countries will walk all over us when they realise what a generation of weak sacks of shit we've nurtured.
>>685846563
I got a job doing something I'm passionate about, making good money doing it, and my 'friends' are whiny drug dealers and can't get better than a fast food job at penn station.. Not exactly sure how I'm a failure. It's just super annoying hearing them bitch everyday about not having good jobs, but they won't do a damn thing to change it.
>>685846055
Pretty sure anything 1990+ is definitely a millenial
>>685847156
According to the Social Security Administration, Sarah was one of the top 5 names for females born between 1980 and 2000.
So if we discount "urban" names like La-dash-ah and such, we come out with a figure of approximately go fuck yourself
>>685842539
Jesus Christ man you sound like the people complaining about your generation. It's all a circle of heckling young people are naive dumb with a lack of direction, and old people enjoy complaining and bitching. When the old people die that young generation before becomes old and bitch and complain to about the new generation. Rinse and repeat.
>>685847768
What about the "Gen Z" thing?
>>685847676
We'll that's on you for being a terrible nurturer.
>>685846872
Free schools are availiable in all countries you absolute jizzrag.
But thanks for the philosophical insight there 20 year old, i'm sure you're expecting someone to suck your little dick, shake your hand and tell you you're doing good.
Rallying unintelligently against people rallying unintelligently against things is perpetuating the same problem you're pretending to try and combat.
But well done for trying to understand.
>>685842320
There were hippies before millenials. Same shit, different method of delivery. Only difference I, as a millenial, am willing to throw out there is that we has internet.
And better selection of cheese
>>685842539
>TL;DR get off muh lawn.
>Millenials
>Gen X
>90's kids
Jesus christ. Nothing is special about the time you were born. Is sad and pathetic that you do. Are your lives so boring and utterly devoid of meaning that you're scraping the bottom of the barrel this much?
I really pity you if you honestly take any of these labels seriously. There has been tens of thousands of individual generations, and I can guarantee for the past 49997 of them, they haven't felt the need to label themselves as a group like that, like its something to be proud or ashamed of, like you're actually part of a fucking group cause you were born around the same time as some cunt who doesn't understand the meaning of their shirt or some vapid shit like that.
God damn, you are ALL cancer, no matter when you were born.
Things change from generation to generation, just because you're too fucking stupid to understand how or why doesn't mean its a bad thing, and you're all too fucking stupid to make a decision on whether its a bad thing or not. Because you're all too fucking stupid.
Fucking retards.
>being pissed of at the generation you raised as if it's not 100% your fault how we ended up
>>685847863
I'm looking forward to it personally
>>685847863
humm, cant remember
there's a Vsauce video about that subject tho (juvenoia), might wanna check it out
>>685845041
90 here, fucking hang yourself you infantilized little faggot.
>>685847863
>>685848249
>Next time on Generation Z...
>>685846055
nope, pushing it, you're Gen Z
millennials are 1980-95-ish.. so are 21-35 year olds these days
>>685848168
Sho' you right playa! We needs 40 acres and some mules in this bitch.
#milleniallivesmatter
>>685847749
I think this happens with every generation.
>>685845041
We
>>685848093
>just because i'm too fucking stupid to understand how or why
fixed that for you buddy
>>685848510
>>685847365
it's sadly true my friend. but as everytime: exceptions prove the rule. I know a lot of people my age that I want to hit all day long with a fucking baseballbat in the face because they are just so sheltered in their tiny little perfect world and don't even see what's happening around them. The problem is that they didn't learn it the way the other 2% did... And those 2% with the power of the older generations have to help them.
I look at them like little puppies. A little puppy doesn't shits on the floor because it wants you to be angry at it. it shits on the floor because it's a puppy and it doesn't know that it's not good to shit on the floor. so you teach it not to do it. and as soon as the puppy has learned this it will never shit on your floor again.
unless it has diarrhea, but well. nobody's perfect i guess.
>>685844416
you should get out more
>>685848510
>>685846429
underrated
>>685848093
>FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR LABELS
Older generations have been calling the younger generation lazy and inferior literally since time began. The generation that came before you probably hated you just as much as you hate millennials.
>>685844320
84 fag here. Can confirm. We're displaced, when is OUR revolution?
>>685848093
Hey, buck up little millennial! one day you might stop being a self-absorbed douchebags who finally pries that phone from your face and moves out of your parents place and into a bigboy apartment all on your own!
Granted, it'll happen after the inevitable shitfit you have when the last of your parents dies, but you guys are all about lowered expectations, right.
And in the meantime you can piss and moan and whine about how babyboomers and genx'ers destroyed the economy and the housing market and how you don't get your fair share, despite people of their age being able to. Protip: just because you're a weak, incapable milquetoast shade of the previous generations who can't hack it in the real world because you're unwilling to do an ounce of real honest-to-god work doesn't mean the previous generation did it to you.
>>685848394
>>685848531
>>685848802
>>685848813
>>685848920
>>685848978
>>685848979
Autistics, you're all part of generation nigger, kill yourselves.
>>685845680
What is NAFTA/Globalism etc
>>685848978
the real queen of /b/
>>685848979
>Underrated post
>>685849115
>being this mad about things you can't control
>>685847488
>>685848979
this
All the stereotypes being pontificated about 'millennials' are actually only true for middle-class, (usually) white American kids (and to a lesser extent middle-class white kids in north-west Europe). The vast majority of people born between (roughly) 1980-1995 are not like this.
>>685848978
Another Gen X here (1972). They aren't that bad. Here's some news: Most people are on their fucking phones all the time, regardless of age. Millenials may just be a little more ignorant, not understanding that all their tweets, posts ect can come back on them hard. I don't use any social media except 4chan due to anonymity.
>>685842320
Sure, blame a generation of innocent kids for the godawful education system they were brought up in.
>>685849115
You're just angry that I fuck your mum and wife as you jack off in the corner.
>>685849115
"You're not an old ass man like me so you should KILL YOURSELVES" Fucking pathetic dude
>>685848531
So I'm 1 year off?
>>685848979
No. They called them hooligans and criminals and careless. You're the first generation that are even more timid than our fucking grandparents.
I'd tell you to calm down and have some tea, but it might have some caffeine in it, and that shits pretty potent.
>>685849393
>Obvious b8
>>685847156
I know one, but I'm from the UK and she's a well educated immigrant from Africa not some African American from a ghetto
>>685849333
you're not anonymous on 4chan, mods can see your IP
>>685849384
yup
It's funny how Boomers and Gen X-ers claim that Millennials are so 'self-absorbed,' yet threads like this were created solely to stroke the egos of old people.
Seriously, if you believe the world and its current generation are such shit today, ask yourselves what you could have done differently when you were supposed to be raising this generation and making the world a more livable place (that is, not royally fucking up the economy or housing market).
Maybe next time, instead of stuffing your fat faces with thousands of calories per meal, being violent drunks, abandoning your children, and being all around jackasses, you'll actually be shit worth looking up to and create a generation that you don't hate so much. The failures of younger generations are reflections of your own.
>>685849588
you are not your ip tho
all these old fags just jelly of our youth and potential. staymad faggots. i like it when your rage pours through your every word like the pathetic useless human you all are.
>>685842539
I love you
>>685842539
MilleniaI here , fuckin love acid n shrooms .. coke is alright except theres never enough :/
>>685842539
agree with most of this expect the drug part. millennials do as many, if not more, drugs as gen x-ers
>>685849393
>first generation that are even more timid than our fucking grandparents
Obvious bait is obvious.
>>685849764
>>685849115
>>685849361
I also think you're probably mad that this guy fucks your mum and wife as you jack off in a corner
>>685849764
They're just upset they have to call a millennial whenever they need to print something or turn on their computers.
>>685849856
>Loving a copypasta (albeit a fresh one).
>>685842539
>But not millennials. hire them for a job, and watch them spend 6 hours straight fucking around on their phone. At review time, they list off the meager handful of accomplishments they did that year, then you never hear the fucking end of it about how they need recognition for the most pedestrian of accomplishments. They need a hundred likes on every picture they post, no matter what it is, so it stands to reason they need validation for doing their day-to-day work.
i think you mean normies instead of millenials as a whole.
>>685849937
You're saying that trans haven't already been going in the womens room since the first redneck beat the fuck out of one for using the men's room?
>>685846708
You see yourself as wise beyond your years, don't you? Must be a millennial.
>>685849706
Well, one of these threads in a sea of "faces of /b/" and feelfag threads. I won't even get into the trap shit. I think we're pretty good score-wise.
Don't get pissy just because you're a kernel of corn in a sea of shit. You're contributing very little to that sea.
And as a millennial, you should be used to that. Contributing very little, I mean. But i'm sure you'll still find a way to make it about you.
>>685849764
lol potential? what to get triggered? to need a good cry in your safe space? you fucking worthless pussies won't accomplish anything more than soiled underwear when the shit hits the fan.
>>685849937
agreed, but there's probably been bitches like that since forever, offended by everything and shit... nowadays its just blown out of proportion due to internet, faggot tv shows, sjw, pc culture..
>>685842539
Everything has always been awful and every fucking person thinks the next generation is bullshit and worse than their own.
Sure gen y sucks for numerous reasons you provided, but think about all the shit the baby boomers can pack on to your freeloading slackjaw inbred redneck generation. I see plenty of 30+ year olds out on the street complaining and bitching about how much the government fucked them.
Quit acting like shit has changed, your shit, im shit everything is shit and always will be to people.
>>685842539
You're just the new bitching generation. Milennials will end up fine. Same annoying shit would've happened with X if the internet was as popular as is now.
>>685850253
>says the same thing his daddy told him when he was young
mmmm your tears. give me MORE!!
>>685850196
>millienial spotted.
It aint my problem!
>>685849764
>Youth and potential
>Going to college to cry about how oppressed you are and how you're owed money for being a special snowflake
Literally the worst generation of all time.
>>685850251
And what exactly do you contribute? I mean you know, in ways that don't benefit solely you at the expense of everyone else?
It's alright, I'll give you a second to think it over.
>>685850196
transformers don't use bathrooms
>>685847500
Self awareness is the first step toward recovery. Well done, anon.
>>685850401
>implying we AREN'T special snowflakes
you must not know my mom
>>685849937
Neither of these things exist in most of the world. Get over your little life, anon. Kind of ironic that you're complaining about safe places when you can't handle things changing in your world. Almost like you wish your environment was a safe space in which no-one you disagree with could infringe upon your sensibilities.
>>685847645
Bravo! Good job!
>>685850105
Says the kid who thinks the internet is the phone, and apps.
You wouldn't know a tcp packet from a hole in your ass. Great, you can turn on a printer. You can work with the retard indian guys in Desktop Support. But we'll probably fire you because Rajit can bring his cousin in from Banglore for half your salary, and doesn't need a fucking trophy every time he gets a new hires desktop set up.
>>685850527
glorious keks, 10/10 post
>>685843919
84 here. Agreed. I'm not a fucking millennial. I don't know what I am but I'm certainly not a millennial.
>>685850223
I see myself as knowing how using the wrong word fucks up a joke. That's all.
>>685850479
homos in disguise. i'm convinced there's way more gen x trannies than millenials.
>>685850725
86 here, I really don't get millenials, so I never though 80-89 were part of that label
>>685845300
You're from the Midwest/South aren't you?
>>685850662
>kid
I'm 27 dickweed, and I'm pretty sure I know more about computers than some community college graduate with a degree in Basic IT.
Nevertheless, you mentioned outsourcing. Tell me, whose idea was it to maximize personal profit by outsourcing jobs from Americans?
Which generation's idea, I mean.
>>685850725
Mellenials love self-identification. Let me guess are you Trans-GenX?
>>685843919
83 here. Mother fucker you are not a millenial
>>685842539
LOL DID NOT READ
>tfw I'm part of a shit generation
I just want to weld shit and grow my beard, man.
>>685850774
I knew a dude that was gay, then he transformed into a woman and then was dating women. I was never clear at which point he was gay, or how that was supposed to work.
>>685850898
No, Alaska. The mellenial's addiction to ice is literally making us homeless.
>>685850751
Ladies and gentleman, we have George Carlin in the house! How about a big round of applause for the asshole millennial?
>>685851041
but i thought gay people say you can't choose who you're attracted to? HOW ON EARTH COULD THIS BE??
>>685850380
please tell me of your extensive knowledge in the field of national transgender restroom habits pre-1990
>>685851013
There's nothing stopping you, retard.
>>685850475
We remind you precious snowflakes that you're shit, and tell you to put your fucking phone away like a 5 year old who wants to take his toy everywhere he goes, because god forbid they're bored for 10 minutes.
We're parenting you. A job that our peers were apparently unwilling to do before they realized rearing a child required more work than raising a yellow lab.
That's what we contribute.
>>685850865
I keep reading that technically we're considered millennials which doesn't make sense to me.
>>685850943
I don't know. Maybe. I have more in common with my gen X cousins than I do my younger cousins, who are more typical millennial-types.
>>685851180
don't mess with the bathroom hobbit. he'll make you pay the toll.
>>685851118
Fucking tragic.
At least us millenials arent fucking socialist scum like our parents/grandparents...eurocucked fag here
>>685850158
I'm pretty surprised no-one's pointed this out yet. There's a definite divide in millenials in that the world is now so big and exposed that people are realising they are not special so they need to overcompensate with...well you've seen tumblr.
Then there are people who don't care because they just want to live a good life and are too busy achieving that. And they don't say anything about typical millenial shit because why the fuck would you.
Also ffs we all know who Nirvana are.
This thread demonstrates a fundamental problem: generational conflict. Te older generation(s), rather than teaching the new, would prefer to just criticize and throw 'under the bus' for merely existing. The new generation(s) in response are pressed to justify their existence to a group of people whose only real 'pride' is the ideal that they were born in a 'simpler, better' time.
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Oh look! MORE retards who think their labels define them.
You're all part of Generation Turbo Autismo. How does it feel?
>>685850401
we are snowflakes :3 love us. we're cuter and trendier than you. That "IS" our generation.
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What's the point of that?
What's the point of life?
>>685851222
trips of truth!
>>685851170
maybe it changes with their gender? y'know, like the wind?
The only way I can relate is like, sometimes I'm hungry for burgers, and sometimes I'm hungry for tacos. I don't know if it is like that but I would like to think so.
>>685850662
Calling people a "kid" on /b/ doesn't work like it does in real life.
>>685849879
Coke is the ambrosia of the gods and don't you ever forget it
>>685851222
Nice trips. Trans-GenX was a joke, though. You didn't need to answer. I get it, you were born in the wrong generation.
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>well you've seen tumblr
>>685851344
You just proved his point by being a massive faggot
>>685842320
Nirvana was the first emo faggot band.
>>685851317
did you just ask us how it feels to be autistic? kek
>>685851206
You keep forgetting though: this generation's shit, because the generation that was *supposed* to raise them properly were shit. Don't like a 5 year old having a phone? You shouldn't have given the phone to them. It's your fault, not the 5 year old's. So really, you only have yourselves to blame.
But hey, at least that invisible sky-wizard helped you beat those damned Soviets.
>>685851503
love you
nirvana wasnt a good band, let them deface it
>>685851287
You absolutely are. I bet you speak with a lisp, you homo.
>>685846960
Word
>>685851317
Kek'd.
>>685851344
I'm part of this generation, please don't breed or are you one of these convoluted cunts who thinks it's cool and trendy to now want kids, or are you just a "nihilist". And no our generation is shit, and we will forever be known as a shit generation.
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kek totally agree. but god forbid you say that to a fag irl.
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Damn, looks like I missed a few.
I think i'll call you Generation Kike sackslurpers
Congrats!
>>685851503
Irony is dead.
>>685851181
Technically, there is.
I say only technically because I have to scrounge up $600 by tomorrow to get into the class.
Been waiting 9 months, and my cash fucking vaporized the moment I lost my job.
>>685851442
I'm not one of those people. I can't stand those people. I just don't have much in common with what people consider millennials. I don't think a lot of people born in the mid to late 80s do.
>>685851586
wait. what are we doing to nirvana?
>>685851586
Tbh m8 all of the bands on these trendy shirts are awful and is a good sign that someone is an idiot.
>>685850943
Gen X fag detected. What's wrong? Your shit parents still disappointed in you?
>>685851317
bait-tier shitpost? or a shit-tier baitpost?
>>685851206
>We're parenting you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what an utter utter failure of an answer
>>685842320
Do my tits suck?
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>685851729
welcome to the real world, bitch. life ain't fair.
>>685851850
post-tier shitbait i believe, fair anon
>>685851601
>You absolutely are
Take it easy, Lenny Bruce
You're trying to get me to say you're implying so you can take another shot at your epic "implying I made implications" line. The joke died a long time ago, anon.
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Damn, they just keep coming, probably those fucking baby boomers popping you all out.
I'll call you guys Generation Fag Foundation
>>685851803
Not the guy but I just wanted to say that your grammar is awful, you type like a cunt.
>>685845050
that attention span....millenial?
>>685851884
When did I imply it was fair?
A-are you upset or something, friend?
I'm just bitching about my luck going to shit on a Christian Manga board. Not like I'm going to lament my loss forever and never move on.
>>685851660
No one will ever fuck you with that attitude
>>685851206
Only a GenXer or older would think that asking someone to put away their phone is work.
You lazy faggot
>>685842320
all people suck. they always have. stop acting like everything used to be better
>>685842539
Really a good post mate
>>685851068
You're in Alaska, unless you're in a big city there isn't shit to do, even then there really still isn't much.
I worked a ski resort up there, literally everyone that wasn't an outdoorsman there just partied all day.
I just wanna know where you guys live where it's only kids on their phones all day, just about everybody is sucked into their phone nowadays. From little kids to the elderly everybody stays connected now. You may be a special little snowflake and think just because you don't means it's the smarter decision but really it just like your opinion man.
>>685848979
18 year old here, and I think millennials are the absolute worst
>>685852053
kek staymad
>>685844188
My anus is anything but tight.
>>685852136
And that's exactly why millennials are apparently glued to their phones now. It started when they were kids, and Gen-X parents didn't know how to say, "no."
>Well, little Jimmy just wouldn't stop crying, so I went ahead and bought it for him.
>At least he's quiet.
>>685852098
My girlfriend is sitting next to me whilst I type this, I'll probably fuck her again tonight but yeah sure I'll fix my attitude as soon as you grow a nut and stop being so cheerful about the shit state of our generation
>>685852040
Lisps, lisps everywhere lisps. Calm your tits. What pronoun do you prefer, xe?
>>685852040
Nice reference anon
>>685851729
Well, I get that. But that has nothing to do with being born when you were. It sucks that you can't afford the class, though. Why do you need to take a class? Can't you apply for an apprenticeship?
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>It started when they were kids, and Gen-X parents didn't know how to say, "no."
WE GOT A WINNER HERE WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO
>>685852376
Not mad just think you type like a cunt.
1992 here. So if I have a successful full time job, am married, own a home, and have a kid on the way is it safe to say that not all "millennials" are Bernie loving, trans praising, crybabies?
>>685852051
you like doing this? Just running through threads tagging and insulting anything and everything you don't personally agree with, if this is generation X, then stay there you bad human
>>685852405
I can always go for a nostril.
>>685852496
he said it on the internet, so it must be true.
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Generation 'I only pretend to struggle whem im being raped, because secretly I love it but I dont want my rapist to know so he fucks me harder and maybe slaps me around a little'
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Pretty cool guys.
>>685852616
am i supposed to care what you think about my grammar?
Fucks given: A whopping total of 0
good luck next time
>>685845041
91, douse yourself in gasoline and strike a match.
>>685850310
The funny thing is they were all right, each generation is getting worse. Your "each generation thinks the same thing" isn't an arguement
i honestly dont even know why the fuck that the majority of millennials suck dicks. even comparing cartoons suck cocks around when the millennials were children to compared of the Gen X. Gen X has all the good shit including Looney Toons like Yosetime Sam, Taz the Tasmanian Devil, The Roadrunner and the coyote, bugs bunny and daffy duck, all great characters.
for us, we get retarded as fuck cartoons like teletubbies, barney, and retarded as fuck disney cartoons
>>685852429
So what about the fact that every person is now glued to their phone, regardless of age. You're attacking millennials for doing exactly what everyone else does
>>685842539
Feminism and liberalism.
These are the fruits of the seeds which the Baby Boomers planted in the 60's. The logical conclusion of their ideology and sexual "liberation", which was no liberation, but rather a shift into a new sexual market format which restores the primal tournament system of human mating and destroys monogamy.
Eat this fruit and cry.
