How could you ruin a date in 4 words /b/ros?
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How could you ruin a date in 4 words /b/ros?
I'm voting for Hillary
Hello, I am OP
I'm not voting Trump.
Bronies are just misunderstood.
I really like anime.
I live at home
You like trans pussy?
>>685840407
YOLO
wanna see a maymay?
>>685840407
I am an atheist
I am a nihilist
>>685840407
[hello][i][can][triforce]
Wanna meet my mom?
I post on 4chan
Got memes from 9gag
I can't count
do you take cash
>>685840407
My vagina has warts
Can I rape now?
"Let's leave the EU"
I start trap threads
>>685840407
Open your own door
Are you a jew?
I was in a double date with another couple on Friday who were on a first date. The woman got tipsy and got all hysterical over the wage gap. Like to the point of tears. Buddy told her shes retarded and then she tried going home to fuck him aand ge told her to fuck off.
Not completely relevant but a little bit.
>>685840407
brave choice with nosehair
Tonight, you get raped
>>685840407
Lord is my Sheppard
hy i have herpes
op is a fag
My mom dressed me.
My parents are home
My dads a rapist.
hitler did nothing wrong
I love black people
>>685840407
I am a redditor
My dick fell off.
I will rape you
>>685841306
kekekek...
be as much of a fag as op
Just
Like
My
Mom
Wasps are literly the muslims of insects
I really love children
>>685840407
Don't be cray, cray.
do you like mudkips?
>>685841501
Hold the door.
You fuck guys too?
Oh hi there dad.
Wanna watch me fap?
sharpie in the pooper
My peepee is purple
tits or get out
Here come dat boi
>>685841229
>this
Check my dubs bitch
I fucked your sister
Negros are so industrious
>>685840407
niggers are actual people
Look at this photograph
>>685842188
oh my fucking god mum get the camera out
>>685842188
hitler get
>>685840407
I love feminine penises.
>>685840407
Good. But not great.
CAN'T FLIMFLAM THE ZIM-ZAM!
You into anal...or???
I voted for trump
>>685842299
mein nazi with another get
Are you a squirter too?
>>685842021
Hay! Hold the door
>4 words
My dad is moot
I frequently use 4chan
>>685840407
What is a "sex"
>>685842188
smooth af
I have the AID'S.
>>685840407
back to 9gag faggot.
I miss my ex
What is sexual intercourse?
Can't stump the Trump
Please don't misgender me
please be my waifu
>>685840407
I hate fucking niggers!
I would fuck tiles
My paladin is 85
>>685842593
real-life winner
Wrong pronoun fucking bitch
>>685840407
I am leaving now
do you know 4chan?
>>685842626
the intent was to ruin a date, not to ensure getting laid
I am on 4chan
>You don't like memes?
>>685840407
I am a vegan
I like watching MLP
Look there's my girlfriend
>>685840407
hodor dies holding door
I never got trips
Your dad is hot
>>685840407
I am a Mormon.
>actual Mormon
You browse 9gag too?
Threesome? Twosome? onesome...? ok.
>four words ^
>>685840407
Take da fucking pill
I fucking LOVE PewDiePie!!!!!!!! XD
I love all niggers.
>>685841628
It was ruin
I fucking hate niggers.
You're NOT a trap?
>well fuck
>>685842679
I had a chick say this to me on a blind date. I really didn't know how to respond and made the whole night awkward as fuck. So yea that's why I wrote it.
>>685840407
Have you seen chef?
I'm just gonna end it right here:
>I'm ruining this date
>>685840407
Jews Did Nine Eleven
>>685843291
That's more than four words you fucking jew
>>685843228
you're supposed to ruin the date, nigger
I won't kill you
>>685840407
ten years ago i would have said "I like playing computer/videogames". but today it's more like "I want a girlfriend"
>>685840407
just washed my penis
> so what do you do for living anon?
I'm moderating 4chan
>I'm leaving
Memes aren't THAT bad...
>>685843377
Nigger this is my original, don't be a nigger
>>685842593
I like ifunny memes
Do you even lift?
>>685843637
That's also more than four words
Are you retarded
>>685842788
yes y are
>>685841614
thanks for sharing, anon.
Did you wipe good?
>>685843533
>I like playing computer/videogames
>I like playing computer
>playing computer
gaiz! gaiz! am computer!! XD
haha was joke cuz playing
I am a Mod!
Iz ain't nah nigga!
WHO WAS PHONE
>>685840407
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
I don't like niggers
>>685840407
Do you like rape?
I am a child
do you love me?
>>685844018
dat reading comprehension. so for retards like you:
it's playing computergames or videogames depends on what you are playing.
>>685840407
this date is over
Whats your favorite meme?
>>685844248
>asking someone if they like rape
Autism in action
My name is Moot
What"s your favorite Pokémon?
>>685840953
everyone live's at home. Do you live with your parents anon?
>>685840953
where else would you live, idiot?
>>685840407
My Dick is Small
oh shit whadd upp
>>685844316
>thinks computergames is a word
>makes fun of reading comprehension
>>685840407
I have super AIDS!
Why don't you vape?
Respect my autism please
>>685840407
Technically, the Fourier transformations---
Wanna see my legos?
Are you into pegging?
I rape wild life.
Respect my vagina privilege
>>685844843
Winrar
>>685844404
Tell me how that wouldn't ruin a date?
>>685840407
Nigga stoled my wallet
>>685841103
Where's the problem of being nihilist?
>>685845070
If a girl's interested in you she'd find it funny and charming. "A great sense of humor"
>>685844924
>Implies samefag because his sorry ass can't get dubs
>>685844580
>reading comprehension
>my dad would be proud
Sorry, parole officer called.
>>685844924
OK
>superfag
>>685840407
I want to die
Well, hello there milady
-tips fedora-
I have 5 kids
>>685845236
She'd also get raped that night.
>>685845179
Please don't
>>685840407
Date is just rape
>>685842412
>are (1) you (2) a (3) squirter (4) too? (5)
are you retarded too?
>>685845484
"I think I'm funny" would end the date quickly, though, for you.
>>685844924
no 'checked' you bitch?
Hello, I'm Jared Fogle.
f/u with
Do you have children?
Which pronouns you prefer?
>>685840407
I can't count
>>685840407
Battered Chapped Cock Head
>>685840407
My name is Dan
I once raped dad
"I collect Japanese swords"
>>685840407
What religion are you
"You spilled your drink"
>>685845486
I was serious because i'm really a nihilist.
Free diamond gear please?
i have multiple STDs
>>685840407
Suck my shaved nuts
>>685845643
>counting "a" as a word
Your autism is showing bro
>>685845843
kek'd
Informal English enhances possibilities.
Please reconsider vaginal authority.
Consent but question alcohol.
Deductive reasoning means sex.
Let us engage ourselves.
Practice safe sex today.
Hand flapping autistic symptom.
Ethereal fingers for you.
Alla Akbar! Alla Akbar!
>>685840407
>I feel the bern
>>685840407
My name is Jeff.
>>685846045
Whoah, I almost bought it. 8/10
>>685845914
If life is meaningless, kill yourself.
You won't, because deep down you believe life has meaning.
Your logic is flawed.
You already have herpes?!
I made this thread
>>685844580
dont try to play it cool. you already went full retard nigger.
and yes, computergames is a word. unless you are >18 / an underage fgt
shit on my chest
>>685846215
Meaning is unrelated to choices. Regardless of whether there's meaning or not.
- Not even the other anon.
>>685841321
Underrated
>>685840407
senf ist keine vorspeise !
>>685846315
>I bought a computergame the other day
>>685842188
gawt daym
>>685840407
I'm not gonna lie, but I want to fist your butthole
>>685846304
>>685846315
>Doesn't know which sign is "greater than"
>Probably haven't gotten through the end of elementary
>Calling others underage
>>685845914
if nothing matters, why would you put up the effort to state your point that you are a nihilist?
>>685840407
i'm fapping right now.
>Be me
>I can do it in one word
"Hello!"
>She leaves and I cry some more
>>685846215
I'm trying my best to find a meaning to this "life" but i think that we live only because other people want it
>>685846045
what would you consider it then? a brick?
I'm registered sex offender.
Do you like spaghettios?
*pulling out moms homemade spaghetti out of my pockets
I usually fuck calculators
>>685846734
>>685846405
Looks like the bait worked.
>>685845179
For a neo nihilist
>>685846860
They're a great way to get a sin/cos
Can I sniff your asshole?
>>685846734
reproduction and improvement.
>>685846932
Sorry.
>>685846860
If someone could shoop a "t" on the "Power" that would be epic.
Is this four or five words?
>>685846932
>>685846556
typo, my bad
still gonna call you a nigger
>>685840407
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I am a liberal.
>>685846457
pretty regular years ago. most people referred to cardboard games back then
>>685846998
really nigga?
I supported the CCCP
