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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
GARY THREAD
>Go to shamchat.com
>It's a chat website a la Omegle for roleplayers
>Name yourself "Gary"
>Only ever say "Haha, Gary!"
>Wait until RPing mega autists get tired of being matched with Garys and screencap their reactions
kek
another one
Matt Damon!
>miya here
hey faggots
Night Gary
Oi
This is a conversation between Fortune Cookie Bot and yourself, Joseph Goebbels.
Fortune Cookie Bot: Hello I am the Fortune Cookie Bot, please type something in chat to have your fortune read for you.
Joseph Goebbels: Vill ve vin ze var?
Fortune Cookie Bot: Your Fortune for today is “HAHA, GARY!” thanks for using Fortune Cookie Bot
Fortune Cookie Bot: fucking jew dog
Joseph Goebbels: Ach, ze communist dogs invented a gay robot!
Joseph Goebbels: How unchristian of zem.
You've left the conversation.
Why does no one want to save 5% on their car insurance?
BAD NEWS GARYSON!
>>685839811
dude...
people want to save 6% on their car insurance.
you should know that
>>685839811
>Geigo
You guys need better names. Rainbow is a queer.
>>685839811
>geigo
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: Not this stupid fucking gary shit
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: kill yourself you consertivtive faggot
Gary: Garyyyyyy
Gary: Haha, Gary?
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: wake up
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: corporations are milking us for money and you sit here shitting GARY out of your mouth
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: fucking imbecile
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: You ever been to university?
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: I didn't go you fucking faggot
Gary: Gary Gary Gary!!!
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: Because I'm not a stupid bitch like you
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: Stop fucking spamming gary you weeaboo
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: I'll get my girlfriend after you. She's asain and she knows karati
Gary: Gary garyyyyy
>>685839875
tthat was me kappa
Kekz
>4CHINS
This is a conversation between Big dick huge balls bubble butt fag super AIDS cummer and yourself, Shylocke (Big nose, curly hair, smelly).
Shylocke (Big nose, curly hair, smelly): Oy vey, just my type!
Big dick huge balls bubble butt fag super AIDS cummer: m-merchant?
Shylocke (Big nose, curly hair, smelly): THE GOYIM KNOW
Shylocke (Big nose, curly hair, smelly): SHUT IT DOWN
You've left the conversation.
lol...
>>685839656
>Captain Australia
kek
They know, but it still pisses them off, kek.
some of you assholes are destroying my "read the first letter" attempts. looking at you insurance guy and australiafaggot
>>685839811
Nice dubs
>>685840195
>
>>685840043
fixed it nig
This is a conversation between Luca [Wolf Hybrid//F//5'2//Blue Eyes//Dirty Blonde Hair//Fur Clothes//Cloak//Brown Fur//Fantasy RP] and yourself, Pepe (Anthro frog, has 4 chins, is constantly screaming).
Luca [Wolf Hybrid//F//5'2//Blue Eyes//Dirty Blonde Hair//Fur Clothes//Cloak//Brown Fur//Fantasy RP]: Oh...
Pepe (Anthro frog, has 4 chins, is constantly screaming): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luca [Wolf Hybrid//F//5'2//Blue Eyes//Dirty Blonde Hair//Fur Clothes//Cloak//Brown Fur//Fantasy RP] has left the conversation.
>>685840544
kek
>>685840742
Eat a Dick Nigger Lord. >>685840595
>>685836773
>>685840393
Lol, i was just in a shamchat with mute invisible man
PSA: I am Jewish Gary
oy vey
GOOOT EEEMMM
I'm hurt
>>685841467
>9GAG
>>685841063
Fucking charge your phone anon
This is a conversation between job interviewer and yourself, Wojak (Sad, pale, bald).
job interviewer: Hey
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): Hey, I'm here for the wage slave interview.
job interviewer: This is the Gary interview
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): *I reach into my pockets to get out my resume, and spaghetti falls from my pocket*
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): Fuck, wrong interview
job interviewer: K
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): S-Sorry for wasting your time Gary
job interviewer: Please send the next Gary in
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): K-Keep the spaghetti, it's on the floor- I mean house.
You've left the conversation.
>>685841882
Kek Kek Kek
>>685841218
Gas the Jews! Racewar now!
This one made me kek
> shoulda seen it coming
he never replied
haha, Gary
>kid try to out 'Haha,Gary!' you
>you don't care
>they lose their shit
so much kek
>>685842338
F U Gary
>>685841882
I ran into that one
>>685842111
check'd
This is fun times
>miya here
Niggers stop being Gary and evolve your names.
I never get the good reactions on these
:)
>>685843009
classic 4chan autist :')
>>685843009
Because your name is Gary.
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Welcome
Interviewer (Gimp suit): To your interview
Asriel: Hi
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Please sit down *Motions to seat*
Asriel: Sits down
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Tell me
Interviewer (Gimp suit): What is your experience with sucking on
Interviewer (Gimp suit): big
Interviewer (Gimp suit): black
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Dicks..?
Asriel: Did it once
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Would you like to again?
Asriel: Yeah
Interviewer (Gimp suit): *Pulls down pants to show a blackened stump of a penis*
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Suck me
Interviewer (Gimp suit): give me the succ
Asriel: Starts licking
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Say my name
Asriel: Daddy
Interviewer (Gimp suit): No It's gary you slut
Asriel: sryy gary
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Haha, Gary!
Asriel: Starts deep throat
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Haha, Gary!
Asriel: Licks balls
Asriel: Haha, Gary!
Interviewer (Gimp suit): I have no balls!
Interviewer (Gimp suit): I have no
Interviewer (Gimp suit): /b/alls...
Asriel: Haha, Gary!
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Haha, Gary!
Asriel: U funny
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Asriel
Asriel: Gary
Asriel: Haha, Gary!
Interviewer (Gimp suit): The nut has not been excreted from my euthera yet
Asriel: Kys loner
This is a conversation between Edward Snowden and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Edward Snowden: Hello Gary.
Edward Snowden: I'm the snow storm nigger.
Edward Snowden: I'm going to tear you a fucking new hole when I find you mate.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Edward Snowden: You think you can hide behind your fucking firewalls?
Edward Snowden: I'll let you know, I have the ability to capture all the information you send on the internet and your IP.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Edward Snowden: You fucking putrid scum bag.
Edward Snowden: When I locate you I will wipe you off the face of this fucking earth.
Edward Snowden: I will fucking rape your dead corpse and when I'm done with that I'll piss on your rotting body.
Edward Snowden: You lil fucking piece of rat shit.
Edward Snowden: Who the fuck even names their fucking kid Gary?
Gary: Oak
Edward Snowden: By the time I'm done with you, they wont need a body bag. They'll need a bunch of fucking coolers.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Edward Snowden: You'll just be a pile of fucking blood nigger.
Edward Snowden: Who the fuck even are you?
Gary: Gary!
Edward Snowden: And why do I keep fucking getting you as a match?
Gary: Haha Gary!!!!!
Edward Snowden: I swear to god if this is another fucking reddit raid I'm done.
Edward Snowden: Fuck you.
Edward Snowden: Cunt.
Edward Snowden has left the conversation.
Lelelele leddit laid
>>685843009
try to lure them in with a conversation first
and dont call yourself gary
Haha!
So, who is Gary anyway? Is he a comrade?
>>685843443
GG Well Played
Trying out some new material
kek
i sent a guy who didnt respond to the Haha Gary to a rick roll because he was spamming lyrics in chat
ya'll niggas are becoming self-aware
>>685843888
Gold
>>685844096
THAS ME
>>685844366
check'd and kek'd fam
>>685844096
> very meta
>>685844072
lol, i was just in chat with Stacey
was gonna go for haha gary instead went with
Y no one want chat?
my only reply after that
EWWWW
PENIS
i Vas Charles
haha Gary
This is a conversation between Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp) and yourself, Fortune Cookie Bot.
Fortune Cookie Bot: Hello I am the Fortune Cookie Bot, please type something in chat to have your fortune read for you.
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): Hello!
Fortune Cookie Bot: Your Fortune for today is “HAHA, GARY!” thanks for using Fortune Cookie Bot
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): FUCK YOU
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): YOU REALLY ARE MAKING ME SICK
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): GETTING REAL TIRED
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): CANCEROUS REDDIT SCUM
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Fortune Cookie Bot: lel
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GARY, FUCKING FUNNY
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): FUCK YOU
Fortune Cookie Bot: this is the 9 gag army
Fortune Cookie Bot: m8
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): WHATEVER
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): FUCK YOU
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp) has left the conversation.
Dude just lost at his own game.
>>685844631
oh shit waddup
>>685839656
>>685840544
>>685841371
>>685843678
>>685843888
More of this be subtle the whole site is pretty much aware. Now we must lure them in and ruin them.
I have one
>>685844612
fuckin white gary knight
>>685844840
this guy had it
>>685844893
Not much man, smoking n chilling.
Haha, Gary!
>>685844870
The fortune bot guy is actually cool
what the fuck:
This is a conversation between Mao and yourself, Not a Gary trust me.
Not a Gary trust me: Haha, Gary!Haha,
Not a Gary trust me: Haha, Gary!
Not a Gary trust me: Haha, Gary!
Mao: In what relation do the Communists stand to the proletarians as a whole?
The Communists do not form a separate party opposed to the other working-class parties.
They have no interests separate and apart from those of the proletariat as a whole.
They do not set up any sectarian principles of their own, by which to shape and mould the
proletarian movement.
The Communists are distinguished from the other working-class parties by this only: 1. In the
national struggles of the proletarians of the different countries, they point out and bring to the
front the common interests of the entire proletariat, independently of all nationality. 2. In the
various stages of development which the struggle of the working class against the bourgeoisie has
to pass through, they always and everywhere represent the interests of the movement as a whole.
The Communists, therefore, are on the one hand, practically, the most advanced and resolute
section of the working-class parties of every country, that section which pushes forward all
others; on the other hand, theoretically, they have over the great mass of the proletariat the
advantage of clearly understanding the line of march, the conditions, and the ultimate general
results of the proletarian movement.
The immediate aim of the Communists is the same as that of all other proletarian parties:
formation of the proletariat into a class, overthrow of the bourgeois supremacy, conquest of
political power by the proletariat.
The theoretical conclusions of the Communists are in no way based on ideas or principles that
have been invented, or discovered, by this or that would-be universal reformer...."
nigga dafuq
>>685845389
>this bitch told me off so I went undecover in hopes of finding her again
To my luck, I did...
>>685845389
Ran out of chromosomes had to blast
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>685845545
You're still a faggot even if you caught me out with the squidward thing
kek
>>685845802
Rage sounds a lot like /b/, tho
>>685845802
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
I got memed
This is a conversation between Frog with Massive Ego and yourself, Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys).
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): Hey
Frog with Massive Ego: hey!!....*with a big croak inflate my belly to the size of a basketball!*
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): Woah
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): not usually into frogs but I'm down
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): so what next
Frog with Massive Ego: i can get much bigger! (you / your char understand i am an egocentric , boastful , vain and full of pride frog)
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): You're so vain
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): proce yourself to me
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): prove*
Frog with Massive Ego: *inflate my belly much more than a basket ball!*
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): Good enough
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): want to have a threesome?
Frog with Massive Ego: *swell more and more with air! until the belly reach the size of a beach ball!*...... croooak
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): answer dude
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): yes or no
Frog with Massive Ego: yes
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): i think me and my friend over here could do quite a bit with that belly
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): his name is Gary btw
Xerosis (bi, genderless, black hair, 6"3, dragonkin)(Any RP, no Garys): hope you're ok with that
Frog with Massive Ego has left the conversation.
This one got pretty sexual.
>>685846199
You're welcome friend. Fresh memes :^)
DC'ed in less than 2 seconds kek
>>685838515
toppe kekke
>>685845744
Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary! Haha, Gary! Haha, Haha, Gary!
>>685846357
people do that all the time
You jsut gotta find an interesting name so you can type what you need to before they dc.
Could this /b/e moot?
Where are ya
>>685846891
Hey.
This is a conversation between Filipe (15, landscaper, won't tell if anything happens ;)) and yourself, G*d isn't real! Debate me!.
Filipe (15, landscaper, won't tell if anything happens ;)) : He is too real
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: What the fuck kind of 3rd world country employees a 15 year old landscaper?
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: If g*d was real, he wouldnt allow that
Filipe (15, landscaper, won't tell if anything happens ;)) : If God wasn't real, who makes me cum at night?
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: checkmate athiests
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: Your dad, duh
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: You might like him a lot, but hes no g*d
Filipe (15, landscaper, won't tell if anything happens ;)) : Why the *? Are you afraid to take the lords name in vain?
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: I won't sully my keyboard by typing that treacherous word
Filipe (15, landscaper, won't tell if anything happens ;)) : You'll burn in hell sucking barbed cat dicks
Filipe (15, landscaper, won't tell if anything happens ;)) : Geez
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: no u, furry faggot
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: yiff in hell
Filipe (15, landscaper, won't tell if anything happens ;)) : Haha, Gary!
G*d isn't real! Debate me!: Haha, G*ry!
Filipe (15, landscaper, won't tell if anything happens ;)) has left the conversation.
>>685846891
here!
Tendies.
He left before i could Gary Him
Haha, Gary!
>>685847183
watermelon.
>>685845395
Thanks /b/ro
my first good one!
This is a conversation between I like you. and Hikaru Oshiro.
I like you.: Hey
Hikaru Oshiro: Heyy ;3
I like you.: I've given up on life.
Hikaru Oshiro: Awwww why is that so =( =*
I like you.: It sucks
I like you.: But
I like you.: Tell me a joke to make it better?
Hikaru Oshiro: sure
Hikaru Oshiro: tell me what race are you
Hikaru Oshiro: so i dont offend you
I like you.: I don't mind any racial jokes.
Hikaru Oshiro: no, tell me your race
Hikaru Oshiro: for real
Hikaru Oshiro: i need it
Hikaru Oshiro: for the joke to be good
I like you.: Hawaiian
Hikaru Oshiro: alright
Hikaru Oshiro: so
Hikaru Oshiro: Black guy, hawaiian guy, slavic guy and an asian guy jump off the bridge. which one of them will fall into the water as the last one?
I like you.: I dont know
Hikaru Oshiro: Hawaiian one. Because he's given up on life and tied a noose around his neck. So he'll hang there for a few days until his body rottens enough for the head to fall off and let the body go, while the rest are having fun swimming, sunbathing and stuff
I like you.: :D
I like you.: Okay my turn
Hikaru Oshiro: go ahead :D
I like you.: What do you say to a snail that made a pun?
Hikaru Oshiro: i don't know!
I like you.: Haha, gary!
Hikaru Oshiro: hahahahahahahahahaha
Hikaru Oshiro: no
Hikaru Oshiro: it's Dan
I like you.: kys Dan
I like you. has left the conversation.
This is actually really fucking hilarious
this dude creeped me the fuck out
You need to lure them in with ERP first
>>685847344
That's not you? That's me.....
Ok.
make them lose all hope
This Joe guy left after I asked him where he was from. Was gonna ask where he's traveled to and then hit him with the where did you come from where did you go, where did you come from cotton eye joe
This is a conversation between A Pretty Vampire Girl and yourself, David Bowie.
David Bowie: fugg i died
You've left the conversation.
>>685846291
I found the Skank
q-q
>>685847880
I got into it before I thought this is probably Bill the Bus Driver.
It takes a while to find someone who gets invested enough in the conversation to actually get upset about getting Gary'd.
This ones for gary
you fuckers are starting to leave me?
A rape victim : Hey
A rape victim : Can I tell you something personal??
Raven (f, teen, black eyes, black clothes, black hair): Yeah
A rape victim : Sometimes, even when my father is locked up right now
A rape victim : I can hear his laugh
A rape victim : During those nights, those cold dark nights, when he touched me
A rape victim : i didn't know what to do but cry
A rape victim : but he knew what to do
A rape victim : He would fist my asshole until I cummed with force
A rape victim : I got so used to cumming, I knew how to control it
A rape victim : but he knew this
A rape victim : So he would fist my asshole now without lube
A rape victim : and when ever the nights came
A rape victim : I knew what he would say
A rape victim : Right when he was about to touch me
A rape victim : Haha,Gaaary!
Raven (f, teen, black eyes, black clothes, black hair): Oh
A rape victim : ;)
A rape victim : Wanna fuck?
Raven (f, teen, black eyes, black clothes, black hair): Sure
A rape victim : show me your dick
Raven (f, teen, black eyes, black clothes, black hair) has left the conversation.
>>685848959
haaaa
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Selling cancer for free.
Gary: Haha gary
Selling cancer for free: Cancer?
Gary: Yes please
Selling cancer for free: Are you willing to buy some
Gary: No
Gary: I am jewish
Gary: For free though
Selling cancer for free: Because if you call within the nexy fucking 10 minutes
Selling cancer for free: You'll get the terminal package for free
Gary: YES GIVE ME CANCER
Selling cancer for free: It can be all yours you jewish piece of cancer
Gary: Can i give your mom cancer too?
Selling cancer for free: If you try hard enough gary
Gary: Shes probably dead anyway
Selling cancer for free: You should believe gary
Selling cancer for free: In a future which gives us cancer
Gary: When she saw you cancerous faggot came out
Selling cancer for free: A bright future for all of us
Gary: She instantly fainted and died of cancer
Selling cancer for free: Were kids can grow up side by side with cancer
Gary: Those are the best dreams
Selling cancer for free: They'll be smoking their first cancer when they reach an age of 6 years
Gary: You should run for president and make our cancer come true
Selling cancer for free: I will anon
Selling cancer for free: I promise you, one day i shall make america cancerous again
Gary: I just came
Gary: Are you going to build a brick wall of cancer
Gary: Wall of cancer*
Selling cancer for free: A wall build with the dead bodies of mexican people with cancer
Gary: Every mexican has cancer so thats olay
Gary: Okay
Selling cancer for free: True that anon
Gary: But for now this is enough cancer
Gary: Good luck with your cancer
Selling cancer for free: We could talk about the std package?
Gary: Nah I think Ill manage without
Selling cancer for free: It's glorioua
Selling cancer for free: And really savage
Gary: I can always get cancer going to mexic
>>685842666
satanic trips liked my gary, I am humbled
Haha, Gary!
Gotta take me out for dinner first, /b/ro
>>685849661
Tfw im miya
The jews did this.
>>685838515
>omegle supports Gary
He didn't expect the gary from Nathaniel
Got another one.
garry
>>685850777
>>685850777
It's me eyy. If you didn't reply Haha Gary again i would have kept talking but you did :(
How I pissed off a Gary
BEST YET
this is stupid
>>685850720
Looooong
Oh shit
>>685847779
underrated post
awsomest thread !
Backwards Gary reporting.
Had one go for 20 minutes.
i kek'd so hard part 1
>>685851273
什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我，你这小婊子？我会让你知道我毕业了我班顶部的海豹突击队，我已经参与了对Al-Quaeda许多秘密突袭，我有超过300证实杀死。我在大猩猩作战训练，我在整个美军顶部的狙击手。你是我什么都不是，但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的出来精确的喜欢，其中从未在这个地球上见过的，记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上？再想想，笨蛋。在我们发言，我联系我的整个美国和您的IP间谍秘密网络正在追查现在让你更好的暴风雨做好准备，蛆。这抹了你打电话给你的生活可怜的小东西的风暴。你他妈的死了，孩子。我可以在任何地方，任何时间，我会杀了你的七百多途径，这只是我的双手。我不仅在徒手格斗广泛的培训，但我有机会获得美海军陆战队的整个阿森纳，我会用它来其最大程度为你擦去惨屁股大陆的脸，你这个混蛋。只要你能知道什么邪恶的报复你的小“聪明”的评论是有关打倒在你身上，也许你会持有你他妈的舌头。但你不能，你没有，现在你付出代价，你这个该死的白痴。我会拉屎愤怒遍布你，你将它淹没。你他妈的死了，老兄。
part 2>>685851628
>>685838996
Quiznos for flavor to savour but costs more and is not filling
Subway for cheap n quick n filling and tastes good
part 1
>>685851894
part 2
ayy
They thought they were safe
anyone want a link to my chat spammer
i made it in microsoft visual! it could be of use.
Link to my spammer::: www sendspace com/file/xq6qxt
>>685852389
LOL YEA LEMME JUST OPEN UP THAT .EXE FILE REAL QUICK
Thread is gonna get pruned soon, someone start a new one and post link here
all I'm getting are other garys
how u get rp fags?
>>685852687
scan it you nigger.
To the hobbit slaying Gary, you're pretty cool.
>>685853099
part 2
> A female human named Tessa
> Diconnected
FFFUUUUUUUUU
Gary 05: Awww, Gary!
Gary 05: Haha, Gary!
Gary 05: Gary!
Gary 05: Gaaaryyyy!
Gary 05: Gary!
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: NOOOOOOOO
Gary 05: Gary! Gary! Gary!
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: NO ONE LIKES YOU
Gary 05: Awww, Gary!
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: GET FUCKED
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: IN THE ASS
Gary 05: Haha, Gary!
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: WITH A CHAINSAW
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: SLOWLY
Gary 05: GARY!
Gary 05: Gary!
Gary 05: Gary! Gary! Gary!
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: WHY IS THIS A THING
Gary 05: Haha, Gary!
Gary 05: Gary!
Gary 05: Gary!
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
Gary 05: Gaaaaryyyy!
Gary 05: Haha, Gary!
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY: YOU ARE SO FUNNY
FUCK GARY NO ONE LIKES GARY has left the conversation.
>>685853000
Thank you bby x
This is a conversation between A Pig and Gary.
Gary: Hello.
A Pig: Hey! You can speak!
Gary: Are you doing alright today?
A Pig: Yes
Gary: Huh, that's nice.
A Pig: Hey are you a vegetarian
Gary: Ah...No.
A Pig: Um
Gary: Going vegetarian wouldn't suit me.
A Pig: Well I should go
A Pig: Im a pig
Gary: Ah, wait.
Gary: Really, I don't think you should.
A Pig: Uh oh
Gary: You seem like a nice pig.
Gary: !?
A Pig: Oh, ok
Gary: By the way, read the first word of each of my sentences.
Gary: I mean letter
Gary: Haha, Gary!
A Pig: OH MY YOU CLEVER DEMON
Gary: Haha, Gary!
A Pig: OH MY FLIPPING IM SAVING THIS
A Pig has left the conversation.
>>685839279
>thin waste
>waste
>>685851223
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS ME
So.much.Gary
>>685844870
Top kek
>>685854351
Because you had the fucking time to label your image "kek.jpeg"
Fuck.
Haha, Gary!
This guy isn't even on /b/ but still knows whats good
This is a conversation between Lark (Human) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Hello.
Lark (Human): Aw no
Gary: Ah...What's wrong?
Lark (Human): YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG GARY
Lark (Human): YOU KNOW
Gary: Hm...I might.
Lark (Human): HAHA GARY I KNOW YOUR TRICKS
Lark (Human): FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTANCE SPELLS HAHA GARY
Lark (Human): BUT NO MORE
Gary: Mother fuck.
Gary: You're good
Gary: You get a seal of approval.
Gary: I'm proud son.
Lark (Human): (seal) Arf! Arf!
Lark (Human): Yay aquatic mammal
Gary: You deserve a prize
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Hehe.
Gary: But still
Gary: I'm proud of you.
Lark (Human): This is going in the Shamchat files afterwards
Gary: You've evolved.
Gary: You might even be the chosen one.
Lark (Human): Red pill. Red pill. Red pill.
Gary: The one to take down all Gary's.
Lark (Human): I want to know
Gary: You will slay them all one by one, you will stop the madness.
Lark (Human): Yes
Lark (Human): Yes
Gary: The help I can provide is...
Gary: Well, I guess I'll be your first.
Gary: Slay me.
Lark (Human): Ok I- *Bones crack* *changes*
Lark (Human): Haha, Gary!
Lark (Human) has left the conversation.
kek this thread is gold
>>685853190
rip thread
This is a conversation between Agent Rose (plants vs zombies garden warfare 2) and yourself, Longius Dickus.
Agent Rose (plants vs zombies garden warfare 2) has left the conversation.
Didn't have to say a word.
welp
as you wish man
>>685856617
heh. thanks :D
Shamchat rest in peperoni
good night guys
>>685853620
Ye I smack yo ass up
the copypasta i've been using -miya
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Haha, Gary! Or maybe you don’t even type the full Haha, Gary! Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually just spam only Gary for a cheap laugh, so you just type 4 letters. Oh, and we all know the phrase. The “epic” Haha, Gary!, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you press enter that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on shamchat posing as fucking Gary. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Garyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “HAHA, GARY!” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
posting results-
http://www.shamchat.com/af8c106c/
your welcome nigrers (this is like 3 hours long lmao)
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: AYY
Gary: Wow
Gary: Nice name bb
Gary: thanks bb u 2
Gary: that name makes me moist
ayy lmao
Use my chat spammer you cucks www sendspace com/file/xq6qxt
This is a conversation between Robin Williams and yourself, Gary.
Gary: HELLO
Robin Williams: Hello
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Robin Williams: Fuckin Gary
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Robin Williams: Fuck you Gary. You make me want to kill myself
Robin Williams: Oh wait never mind
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Robin Williams has left the conversation.
Henry Aldrich Hanable Austin(17, f, Great tits, Amazing ass, Really loves anal, You are all i need)
my name
read the caps
>>685857553
it's great man. creative and legitimately a smart way to bait.
1/10 of charles
>Haha, Gary!
2/10
3/10
4/10
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Haha, Gary! Or maybe you don’t even type the full Haha, Gary! Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually just spam only Gary for a cheap laugh, so you just type 4 letters. Oh, and we all know the phrase. The “epic” Haha, Gary!, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you press enter that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on shamchat posing as fucking Gary. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Garyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “HAHA, GARY!” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
5/10
http://www.shamchat.com/6e084fcb/
6/10
http://www.shamchat.com/c947b10b/
http://www.shamchat.com/f376cd2a/
It's way easier to raid this site than Omegle.
I think half the users are anon
Img cap is reached so i cant get the rest out of the 10
we should have a keyword for fellow gary
>>685858430
i second this
ideas?
>>685858610
gaga hary?
>>685858413
New thread, link
>>685858610
i vote for hehexd
>>685858610
this copypasta
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Haha, Gary! Or maybe you don’t even type the full Haha, Gary! Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually just spam only Gary for a cheap laugh, so you just type 4 letters. Oh, and we all know the phrase. The “epic” Haha, Gary!, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you press enter that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on shamchat posing as fucking Gary. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Garyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “HAHA, GARY!” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
This is a conversation between Sabin René Figaro and yourself, Gary.
Sabin René Figaro: Yo Gary
Gary: Haha, Gary
Sabin René Figaro: Are you the Gary from Pokemon or Spongebob=
Sabin René Figaro: ?
Gary: Haha, Gary
Sabin René Figaro: Yeah, i supposed it
Gary: Haha, Gary
Sabin René Figaro: So how is it going Gary?
Gary: Haha, Gary
Sabin René Figaro: Really? When?
Gary: Haha, Gary
Sabin René Figaro: Is that so?
Gary: Haha, Gary
Sabin René Figaro: Haha, oh Gary
Gary: Haha, Gary
Gary: Haha, Gary
Sabin René Figaro: Well Gary, it was a pleasure, i think we now know each other
Gary: Haha, Gary
Sabin René Figaro: better
Sabin René Figaro: Well, I have to go
Sabin René Figaro: Bye
Gary: Haha, Gary
>>685858703
(i came up with the idea) i second this
>>685838515
>Haha, Gary!
bump
I am the cockman
Met a /b/ro
http://www.shamchat.com/af8c106c/
Haha, Gary!
inb4 there are only Garys left
This is a conversation between #anne frank # summer camp #farts and yourself, Not Gary.
Not Gary: Got you bitch, this is gary!!! Haha gary!
This is a conversation between Adolf Hitler and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Adolf Hitler: Can you fit inside my hot, steamy oven?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Adolf Hitler: If you know what I mean~
Adolf Hitler: ;)
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Adolf Hitler: Gary?
Adolf Hitler: Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Adolf Hitler: HAHA
Adolf Hitler: GARY
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Adolf Hitler: Fucking faggot
Adolf Hitler has left the conversation.
shamchat.com/0c57ff14
>>685859703
i had that same cuck earlier
some1 make new bread
>>685860117
on it
>>685859703
This is a conversation between Adolf Hitler and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Adolf Hitler: Your a Jew Gary
Adolf Hitler: I have to take you in
Gary: *You're
Adolf Hitler: FUCK
Gary: Dumbass
anybody else keep getting that rice nigger penis inspector?
>>685860557
NEW THREAD
>>685860611
mhm. keeps leaving on me like a cunt
>>685860736
its a shame, all i say is "Haha, Gary!" and he leaves. what if i just want to have a convo?
This is a conversation between A guy with a 25 inch dick. and yourself, Gary.
A guy with a 25 inch dick.: Haha, Gary!
Gary: can i suck you're dick
A guy with a 25 inch dick.: Your*
and no.
Gary: ok bye
You've left the conversation.
>>685857264
Ayy! That was me! I was there.
this is a new meme, The shamchat logo with the caption :"Haha, Gary!"
Everyone who isnt a gary is leaving when I try to chat...
Try to disguise your names.
Don't let then expect you
I called myself "a meme from 4chan" and everyone leaves.
Gave up on having my name as Gary, but there is this: http://www.shamchat.com/aa1aa274/
Basically used polka music and "Haha, Gary!" To ruin his fun
http://www.shamchat.com/7a816e8f/
>Casie (F, 12, Blonde Anime Furry, rp?)
This fucking cancer.
Also what the fuck does RP mean? Any furryfag here
http://www.shamchat.com/1170c2db/
http://www.shamchat.com/62677ae9/
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
