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Thread Italiano
>no autismo
>no napoletani
>no minorenni
>implying che i napoletani sappiano usare il computer e internet
Italians are the niggers of Europe
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>>685831950
>Terroni are the niggers of Italy
FTFY
Eco co co co
il mio cazzo sa di zucchero ma di zucchero non è...
>>685831671
allanm e kitemmuort mammt e pat't co cul stuort
Ma Dio impiccato sfracellato, era ora di un thread italiano Dio bestia!
>>685833278
>autism detected
>>685833063
>allanm e kitemmuort mammt e pat't co cul stuort
L'ho messo in google traduttore e mi è esploso il pc
>>685833819
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xDDDDD
>>685833978
>autismo + minorenne
>>685834137
>autism + socially awkard + 30yr old
Ma secondo voi, o compatrioti, è possibile trovare dalle nostre parti una con una fica del genere?
>>685834500
all'obitorio forse
Mino Reitano spotted
>>685834500
Una volta su Tumblr trovai una che postava immagini del genere, magari ce l'aveva così, oppure se la sarebbe fatta
Evening, italianfags
I plan to go to Italy this summer. Where should I go?
I've been thinking about Abruzzi and Sicilia and basically places which are rather remote.
>>685834500
Sicuro, basta andare al primo circolo Arci che trovi ed è pieno
>>685834856
Do yourself a favor, and don't come in this shitty place that Italy is
>>685835013
Oh don;t worry dear. I love you and your country even if you don't love yourself.
Seriously tho, why wouldn't I go? Too many immigrants?
Ma mi accontento anche senza piercing, basta che sia un po sfondata!
>>685834856
Dunno, but go to abruzzo than sicilia.
>>685835170
80% of Italians are complete idiots.
Immigrants are everywhere in the world right now
>>685835308
>Immigrants are everywhere in the world right now
Not in my country.
>>685835224
Why Abruzzo is better than Sicilia in your opinion?
>>685835170
Don't care about it, italians like to hate them self, their country, each other...
Italians are more or less like silly girls, OMG, i hate my curly blond hair, i want to be like an asian, and vice versa...
>>685834856
Puglia, everywhere in Salento
>best beaches in Italy
>best food
>bitches
>it's far from Napoli
>Pugliese dialect is the best
>>685831671
>>685832048
Italians, the niggers of Europe
>>685835642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdVaHCCxHMw
...e alla mia destra, potetete notare un neo frocio
>>685835615
I kinda get the same impression.
>>685835642
God damn, literally any region I look up is fucking beautiful. Why do you people complain so much about your contry?
>>685834856
If you go for Abruzzo (or Abruzzi, is the same) remember to taste the typical "arrosticini" [pron: arrowsteecheenee]. Lamb and sheep meat at its finest.
link per la bibbia 3.0?
>>685835990
Because everything is corrupted and doesn't work.
Steets, services, politic, jobs, shops
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>>685835610
It depends on what you want to see and experience.
If you want a mix of the best sea and food just visit Puglia or Sicilia and you won't regret it.
If you don't like the sea but you want to see marvellous panoramas, taste grade S+ food and wine, surrounded by medieval shit your choice has to be Toscana.
Just avoid Napoli and the region of Campania if you want to avoid the "Detroit experience".
>>685835610
Many reason. Some of them are pretty personal, other are practical for a tourist.
I prefer food and people from Abruzzo, there are great beaches, but also a lot of parks with animals and stuff... it's less turistic.
Sicily is too Baroque/Arab, i don't like it's architecture nor it's art, and i pretty hate food in sicily. It's pretty thard to visit unless you remain in more turistic places, that are pretty expensive ( for a turist ;) ) and also pretty "fake". I don't like people at all.
>>685831671
>no autismo
autismo
>>685831671
you guys make good food, keep up the hustle
Smettetela di fare adversiting all'estero di questo gran paese di merda,o con la merda ricomincio,proprio come ieri
avete rotto il cazzo con il vostro falso perbenismo nei confronti di uno dei paesi più corrotti e africanizzati d'europa
Did you know auitista actually means bus driver and not autist in Italian.
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>>685836093
[pron: Salvee-nee]
>>685835642
>best beaches
Ti confondi con la Sardegna
>best food
Ti confondi con la toscana
>bitches
Quelle sono ovunque
>it's far from napoli
Non abbastanza
>best dialect
Non esiste un dialetto migliore. Solo uno meno irritante da sentirsi rivolgere
>>685836283
S+ for Tuscan food? You have the tastes of a theenager or you are totally dumb? They have a quite medieval way, but their food is amazing!
>>685836106
Ma 'o metto er ketchup?
Ciao coglionazzi.
L'avete scaricata la bibbia 3.0?
>>685835170
Don't listen to them, self-deprecation isn't an English tradition exclusive. We just love to complain. Come, there is plenty of history, remote places, sea, food, art and stunning landscapes. If you want to go to the beach, go to Puglia, or maybe Sicily or Sardinia. For the food Naples or Emilia Romagna are your best shot. Quiet remote location, with good wine and trifles? Tuscany or Umbria. If you want history, come and see me at Rome :)
>>685836106
Googla porto bio, primo risultato
Allora mi vedo proprio costretto a farlo
>>685836760
sì ma se non avete idea di cosa sia l'inglese scrivete in italiano che evitiamo figure di merda.
>>685836760
>theenager
For international audience: this is what I meant when I wrote in the first post "no napoletani".
When the average Italian tries to speak English, these are the results...
Also he's not able to understand what he quoted.
S+ è un modo di dire che il cibo è mega droga, cristo catrame.
bibbia 3.0? che robba è?
>>685836760
Nope it isn't, It's really simple. Go to Emilia.
>>685836219
So basically you've got beautiful landscapes, good food, pretty women but you cannot govern your country properly? Are those pros & cons?
>>685836283
I don't want to visit too many obvious touristic destinations. I prefer remote.
I'd like to try good food and basically experience culture (tarantella?), stuff like this >>685836093
I'm not about sea either. I prefer mountains, that's why I thought about Abruzzi.
What the hell is wrong with Napoli?
>>685837026
googla "tua mamma rotta in culo",c'è lei assieme al cadavere di tua nonna in un'orgia necrofila
>>685837132
Pizza al formaggio
>>685837272
no grazie sono vegano
>>685837129
>>685836760
>>685836283
Comunque in toscana si mangia di merda
>>685837179
>What the hell is wrong with Napoli?
Here we go.
>>685837179
>what the hell is wrong with napoli
There's a legends within Napoli. Legend speak of,if you dare to enter it,you will die 2 times. One for the smell and one for the bullets
"Mezzi Professionali"
ciaooo~
>>685837179
Napoli=Detroit, except that is one of the most beautiful city in the word, and it has unbelievably good food.
>>685836093
che schifo gli arrosticini, anon
>>685837798
è arrivato quello che si fa violentare dal padre
E intanto ho mangiato in un paio di posti a napoli, più precisamente a pozzuoli...
Provate kemar, per i primi di pesce, o ammaccamm per la pizza. Not even shilling, semplicemente il napoletano spesso e volentieri fa pesare la propria esistenza al mondo, ma talvolta stupisce piacevolmente
>>685837640
Dai, basta con i fumessi scat, sappiamo tutti come va a finire, se vuoi dare fastidio fallo nel modo giusto!
>>685837405
>newfag detected
>>685837853
>napoli=compton
Siamo più realisti porco didddio
>>685838075
Non la conosco :(
>>685838032
Orcoddio se pesa!
>>685837991
Ti capisco cosa si prova a riversare i propri dolori sulle altre persone. Ma non disperare,c'è qualcuno che ti vorrà sempre bene
>>685838058
Allora comincia a postare un po' di guro,che io purtroppo non ne ho
>>685838075
>napoli=congo
Così è ancora più realistico
>>685838032
Di solito al sud per dieci testa di cazzo c'è una persona davvero fantastica, queste son le proporzioni
>>685837951
Ma come
>>685838441
>Attualmente il mio vicino è veramente negro e viene dal congo
kek
>>685838395
>>685834856
depends what you want to do. you would find something to see even in Milan (the Da Vinci fresco).
Mountains? Sea? Art? History? Sea AND Mountains AND History?
I just hope you're NOT vegan
Comunque volevo chiedervi un consiglio.
Frà qualche giorno verrà mia morosa a casa mia,ma siccome ha il ciclo mi ha detto "nono" al sesso. Come posso manipolarle il cervello in modo da acconsentirmi di fare sesso con lei anche se le sanguina l'apparto vaginale
>>685838817
Grandissimo,ti prego di continuare
>>685837179
It's not that we are not able to govern our country properly...is that in Italy there's a mix of autism and corruption which doesn't exist in every other first world civilized country and that's why our media freedom of speech is ranked among third world countries.
The information in our country is held by Silvio Berlusconi (bunga bunga, mafia, headshot with duomo statue) and therefore the 95% part of newspapers do his interest and - at the time he was prime minister - cover his shit and talk shit about the opposition parties.
Silvio Berlusconi's party, Forza Italia, is esclusively composed by mafious people and he managed to import this cancer inside the Italian parliament: the result is that 9 on 10 Italian politicians are criminals or if not they're attached to their seat (and their 20.000€ per month check).
Basically the Italian state = mafia.
In this scenario Italian minds have been corrupted in our last decades and so most of us sheeple are believing what the corrupted tv and newspaper tell them...they're voting the same mafious people over and over while the onest oppositors gets "mediatically" rekt.
Last, but not least, most of Italians are stupid and lazy motherfuckers who complain everyday and shout at corrupted politicians but they're not doing anything to change the situation because they're too chickenshit and afraid. So in conclusion we deserve this situation.
The last step for us will be civil war.
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TL;DR = Toscana is fine for what you're seeking
>>685839074
Continuo con una ragazza italiana che fa magie
Per il resto, falle venire voglia, falle capire che per te non è un problema e tieni a portata un asciugamano bello grande... Se è tranquilla e le fai venire voglia ti scoperà come se nulla fosse, anzi, ad alcune sale la voglia quei giorni. A livello di sensazione non è niente male, anche se a me il dopo non fa impazzire. Men che meno la salsa rosa che fa pure un po' schifo!
>>685839298
>classico italiano medio dimmerda
Per colpa di gente come te che questo paese è allo sfascio,è meglio che ti impicchi che altra gente ha bisogno dell'ossigeno che sprechi tu
goddamn guidos
>>685839298
Si si, tutta colpa di Silvio
Lavati la bocca quando parli del Cavaliere
Ingrato
>>685839600
A questa ragazza piace prendere cazzi!
Okay fags, this is what I've managed to gather. Anything to add?
>>685838982
>vegan
hell no
>>685839600
Più che altro le fa schifo il sangue.
Comunque seguirò il tuo consiglio e cercherò di farle venire voglia
>>685831671
##Napoli e la parte cchiu bella di tutta Italia, e la parte cchiu romana.
le gente dello nord so tedeschi, e siciliani so musulmani.
>>685839878
>lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWoyTD27kFs
>>685837179
I am
>>685838982
so you prefer to stay quiet in the mountains? basically anywhere on the alps, but that's where most people would suggest to go.
you could visit the mountains in center Italy. The mediaeval cities in the Marche, Perugia, Fabriano. Or go south from Ascoli towards the Gran Sasso mountains.
definitely not for a country for vegans there, expect abundance of game and savoury cuisine.
>>685839756
Tra il suo post e il tuo penso si tocchino entrambi gli estremi nello spettro dell'autismo
>>685839298
Non ho parole, mai sentito parlare di Rupert Murdoch? giusto per tirare fuori una cosa a caso. L'erba del vicino e sempre la più buona, solo fino a quando non provi a farci un tiro e capisco che non è diversa dalla tua!
>>685839770
e questa ragazza gioca con la frutta
link porco dio
>>685840053
timeless classic. updanked x 10000000000000
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POST ITALIAN FOOD - CIBO ITALIANO STRONZI
>Linguine allo scoglio in crosta di pizza master race
>>685831671
>no spaghetti
>no linguine
>no luigi
Ravioli
Ravioli
Ravioli
>>685840323
Tornatene nel bidone della spazzatura dalla quale proviene razza di subdolo napoletano ladro criminale
>>685840323
ummm... spaghetti-os?
Napoli!
>>685839298
I see. Two questions.
>poor media freedom
What about internet?
>mafia runs the country
Technically this kind of situation is not bad if mafia has inner fixed set of moral rules (what I'm thinking about is like in Mario Puzzo's Godfather). Do people governing your country want to make it better or are they working for other countries?
>>685840180
E poi questa ragazza rimane larga... <3
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Superior fritto misto
pompeii was an inside job. lava can't melt stone beams.
>>685839878
yeah. food = Piedmont and Liguria. you can't go wrong there.
in Piedmont you would also find some of the best (but somewhat expensive) wines. It's the region that has the highest numbers of DOCG wines. Not that you can't find excellence elsewhere. Except Milan. The best you can find in Milan is the chinese restaurant.
>>685840894
>obeso 40enne di merda confermato
quando il diabete ti ucciderà piano piano,spero che ogni briciola di quella merda che mangi ogni giorno,si aggiunga al totale di dolore mentre trarrai gli ultimi respiri della tua vita da idiota
>>685840821
ho capito, i vanti del porno italico non tirano, vediamo cose peggio!
>>685841113
>Molten stone
>Can't melt stone
Lol
Hot water can't melt ice faggots.
>>685840799
>What about internet?
The average Italian is not able to speak basic english, as you can see here, so most of my connationals browse facebook, instagram, youtube and other mainstream tier websites.
Yes, they use facebook as everyday source of informations on what happens in this country.
Also a big part of online newspapers website is as corrupted as their on paper counterpart...but generally Italian websites are free.
>Technically this kind of situation is not bad if mafia has inner fixed set of moral rules (what I'm thinking about is like in Mario Puzzo's Godfather). Do people governing your country want to make it better or are they working for other countries?
Moral rules?
Look at our country...we'll be the next Greece.
>>685840799
>What about internet?
not enough people use it and it is not a reliable source of facts.
>Technically this kind of situation is not bad if mafia has inner fixed set of moral rules (what I'm thinking about is like in Mario Puzzo's Godfather). Do people governing your country want to make it better or are they working for other countries?
>the Godfather
Geez Louis, are you a retard bro? Real life isn't a movie. The mafiosi are a bunch of degenerates who only want to steal money, nothing else. They don't care about who they hurt.
They are also responsible for importing niggers and sandniggers into our country; which is a far greater crime to our country than all the stealing put together.
>>685841294
>>Molten stone
>>Can't melt stone
It's usually true for lots of reason!
Vendo CP, brutti pedofili di merda
>>685841582
this. changing the ethnic composition of our once great nation is a far greater crime than anything imaginable. Pretty soon we will be a nation of Ballotellis, thanks to the EU and politicians. Fuck this I'm out.
>>685841661
Is that a fresian human?
A tutta la parte italiana di 4chan. Siamo gli Anonymous,una volta ancora,eccetto che questa volta è il leader italiano a parlare
Abbiamo finito di farvi postare,gore,pizza al formaggio e tutta quella merda che vi fa sembrare furbi.
Da dove vengono tutti i problemi dell'internet? 9gag? memecenter? No,precisamente da qui.
Questa notte alle 00:20 ,cominceremo a dossare i vostri router e a mandarne i contenuti alla polizia locale.
Partendo da ora,avete le ultime 2 ore.
L'orologio stà scorrendo signori e signori.
Siamo Anonymous.
Non perdoniamo.
Non dimentichiamo.
Aspettateci.
-Il leader
>>685841945
It's your mom, nigger.
>>685840166
Combatto il fuoco col fuoco
L'italiano è pigro, non ha voglia di indagare il reale motivo, anzi, di conoscere i molteplici artefici della rovina del proprio paese. Preferisce la soluzione facile da volantino complottistico. Ed è così che i semplici, i più, vengono catturati nelle maglie degli estremismi, delle generalizzazioni, nella pratica della condanna del capro espiatorio di turno. Ma stiamo tutti con le mani in mano dando la colpa ai poteri oscuri. In verità, il vero problema dell'Italia passa anche per la disonestà e la sciatteria di ogni singolo italiano, fatto che, combinato con la concentrazione del potere nelle mani di selezionatissimi incompetenti, e di una politica estera a noi via via più sfavorevole col trascorrere degli anni, ha portato allo sgretolarsi della nazione più grande del mondo.
>>685841945
Dunno, i call it a weird erection.
But i like yout joke
>685840799
>poor media freedom
WAT
no, we're pretty much free to write, say, listen and view whatever we want. except motherles and kickass torrents
if I remember correctly, they blocked also that boylove cult of pedophiles.
>>685842215
>having that saved in your computer
You have problems bro. An hero, the world doesn't need faggots like you. kys
>>685842327
We can't watch Evalions videos, or anything that is anti-immigrant or anti-refugee.
>>685842327
Quindi non è solo telecom che ha bloccato m.less kek
fottuti pederasta di merda,pagando 20 euro al mese per ricevere solo 7 mega pieni di connessione
![tiramisu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JF8i3bJ.jpg "tiramisu[1].jpg")
Perchè non state postando il cibo Italiano brutte bestie di merda?
>>685837951
porcodiddio muori
>>685842327
Nothing you can't handle with google DNS
Oooh buonasera
>>685841582
>They [mafiozos] are also responsible for importing niggers
expand, please
>>685836548
Porcoddio, "falso perbenismo" non vuol dire un cazzo, maledetto analfabeta figlio di puttana, tu e la banda di stronzi ritardati come te che si scordano l'italiano appena escono dalle elementari, porca madonna, pure qui dovete stare dio cane
>>685842215
And it's not the worst I have, but don't blame me, I just post adult and consensual shits. Or fakes btw.
>>685842327
>no, we're pretty much free to write, say, listen and view whatever we want. except motherles and kickass torrents
WHAT THE FUCK
Ma porco dio ma davvero lo fate apposta o siete scemi davvero?
>we're pretty much free
Italian media is not free because the information is piloted and manipulated in order to only talk about what "our masters" like or want people to be informed about.
Of course if I write on a forum I'm 100% free...we're not in China nor we have the NSA...
>>685842614
>Nothing you can't handle with google DNS
SLOTH.
I used tor wehrmacht I need it
>>685842961
I only have a kink for really loose pussies and prolapses, i dunno why
>>685842792
They deal in human trafficking. It's not hard to imagine. Niggers and Sandniggers pay them to enter the country and for transportation.
Most of the prostitutes in our country are niggers from Africa, who do you think brings them here and pimps them?
One word: Mafia.
>>685841333
pure i furry autistici abbiamo dio cancaro
>>685836968
Rome is one of the more crowded places (if not only one) I plan to visit, indeed because of the history.
>>685841519
>The average Italian is not able to speak basic english
Well shit. I'm learning basic italian, but still I want to communicate in english / german. Is it really that bad with languages?
>>685843103
ciao coglione dei mcdonald ogni 49,9km in tutto il mondo
>>685843263
because you are fucked in the head. an hero please. Only an honest death can cure you.
>>685843380
u might find someone who speaks english in crowded cities
>>685843108
Dunno, you are surely safer, but really, if you are noth doing illegal things you don't really need a proxy.
You can add google dns on your router and enjoy them on all your devices.
I'm right?
>>685843380
yes don't be a retarded tourist who thinks everyone here speaks english. Make the effort to communicate in our language, you dumb fat american pig son of a bitch.
>>685843103
QUICK! PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL HAT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATEAAARRRRGHHhhhhh
>>685843380
>Is it really that bad with languages?
It depends on where you are, for English at least: the more at north you are, the better.
Obvioulsy you'll have no problems in hotels and touristic places.
>>685836548
Porcoddio, "falso perbenismo" non vuol dire un cazzo, maledetto figlio di puttana! Tu e tutti quegli stronzi ritardati che hanno dimenticato l'italiano appena passata la quinta elementare dovete morire, porca madonna pure qui vi devo trovare, puttana la merda
>>685843791
Io sono non grasso americano!
I will make an effort, don't worry.
>>685844098
Ma perchè non ti spari nelle ginocchia mentre quell'animale antropomorfo di tuo padre ti uccide a colpi di stronzi in gola
>>685843472
Try to fist a girl and keep your mental health, then return and we will discuss as equals.
>>685844185
>Io sono non grasso americano!
You australian then? Are you even white? we don't like non-whites here.
>>685844071
>the more at north you are, the better.
LMAO i veneti che parlano inglese
>>685844185
you already won a couple of glades of wine in whatever osteria you'll land.
>>685844332
Solo una morte onesta può curare te adesso.
>>685844415
>sempre mejo che esar un terun con la spusa nei cavei
>>685844415
Ma il veneto non è Italia, sono i terroni del nord.
Comunque è più credibile un veneto che parla inglese rispetto ad un napoletano.
UAA SAN GENNA' TU SI PROPRJ NU CUOPP GUAGLIO'
>>685844415
Venice is not north, it's something more far east imho.
Anyway, people in italy don't care about foreign languages because they don't care about other countries. Except for fashion!
bloody autocorrect
>tl;dr
È da negri prendere 450 euro al mese con contratto di apprendistato?
>be me
>20, 21 a luglio
>finito le superiori l'anno scorso
>68/100, professionale indirizzo elettrico-elettrotecnico
Ho iniziato sett scorsa in questa ditta, l'accordo sono 6 mesi + 6 mesi con stipendio da fame, ma mi insegnano il mestiere per poi tenermi con loro probabilmente, se non combino cazzate
>La ditta è bella grossa, ha circa 30 dipendenti e 3 tirocinanti me compreso,non ha problemi di soldi da quanto vedo
Io sinceramente son felice di questo lavoro, mi sembra una bella opportunità
Inoltre amo il mio indirizzo di studi. No regrets
Volevo il parere di qualche saggio anon
>primo impiego quanto avete preso?
>Diplomato? Laureato? Indirizzo di studi?
>Tfw sveglia alle 6.30 ma son su /b/
Do women in Italy have large vaginas or something?
>>685844375
I'm from Poland. We don't like non-whites either, don't you worry.
>>685841150
^this
Aldo, if you know where to buy wine isn't too expensive considering the average high quality you can find in Piedmont
cimabue, non fare gli stringi, fave di cacio
>>685844831
tanto astio da dover scrivere in italiano traducendo con google?
>>685831950
Fuck of you amarican cunt
>>685844896
son di napoli e parlo fluentemente inglese mannag o sang i kitemmuort
>>685845052
Oh good my friend. You are always welcome in our country, then. Have a good trip.
Come visit Rome if you have the chance.
luigi maccheroni berlusconi pizza carciofoni
how did my italian go
>>685845008
Italian women act like if they have golden pussies and they're not generally easy girls.
>religion
>closed minded
>vatican
>the pope is upset
I'm Italian and the best sex I had was abroad, especially in Croatia.
>>685845310
vocaroo or VAFAMMOCC
>>685845310
Si però non parli l'Italiano, bestia del cazzo che non sei altro.
>>685845172
Io sono dalla Sardegna , figlio della tua cagna madre .
>>685845440
poi vanno all'estero e fanno le puttane
>>685845475
a pucchiacc e mammt or that bitch ass nigga of your gf suckin on bbc's
>>685845365
Best things to do in Rome?
>>685845310
>parlo fluentemente inglese
Di la verità, hai usato google traduttore per aiutarti a scrivere in italiano
>>685845616
sul si ci va l'accento e poi la virgola
>>685845008
I don't think so. For my experience 1/12 was really loose, the others normal or tight. But i fell in love of this 1/12.
Anyway i know just one semi pro italian girl into fisting ( the one posted here >>685839600 >>685839770 >>685840180 >>685840821
) and two tumblr girl. No more.
>>685845722
get your money stolen from every shop you'll encounter
>>685845722
The nightlife by far. Go to bar or clubs, then go to restaurants or cafe after. Try to pick up sluts.
Of course monuments and museums if you are into that sort of thing.
>>685845722
get your money stolen from every shop you'll enter
![scre133[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BQiPM7A.jpg "scre133[1].jpg")
>>685845310
This is what Neapolitans actually believe in
>pic related
>>685845642
Scusa, so che avete dei problemi, quel soggetto esplicito è veramente strano.
just found out my family is from Geraci Siculo. Anyone know that town?
Pezzi di froci ho fatto una domanda
State litigando come coglioni da un'ora nessuno mi caga
>>685845722
Go inside Italian parliament and ALLAHU AKBAR
>>685845884
That's why I'd prefer to avoid most crowded, touristic places. But I kinda want to see all the museums & history (we study rather lot about italian culture in my country).
>>685845966
maybe just old people
![loreto1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OFDM8WE.jpg "loreto1[1].jpg")
At first I was like
>>685845980
But then
>pic related
>>685846071
where do you live?
>>685846071
Padrino confirmed
>>685846097
Cazzo, la foto peggiore da tanto tempo.
>>685846398
HA HA HA!
>>685846399
the states
>>685846514
what state? new jersey?
>>685846013
shut up nigger. You're not making any sense, stop using google translator.
![pizza-italiana-fa-schifo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/80jwuNi.jpg "pizza-italiana-fa-schifo[1].jpg")
>>685846281
Vabbè ma i napoletani credono anche che la loro pizza ed il loro caffè siano i migliori del mondo
>KEK
se li contraddici vanno in modalità turbo autismo
>>685846594
yep. one state over now but born in nj and that's where they settled when they got here
>>685846594
Cinisello Balsamo state of mind
>>685846489
Newfrocio
>>685846675
>Solo una morte onesta può curare te adesso.
Curare te adesso, dove te è un pronome esplicito al posto di un più consono "curarti" con particella pronominale! Non è che non ha senso quello che dico, al massimo è poco comprensibile a un pubblico diversamente istruito.
Un po' di extreme insertions per gradire...
>>685847037
rody-poo
![garibaldiritratto[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fRBlVvj.jpg "garibaldiritratto[1].jpg")
This man is the cause of all Italian problems.
>let's unify northern and southern italy
>let's import mafia and terroni bastardi
2016
>south Italy is still 100 years in the past
>southern italians literally are this country niggers taking our taxes for doing nothing
>they have olive toned skin
>>685846858
You're just a Sicilian then. Nothing more nothing less. Be proud though, my favorite women in Italy are from there. Slutty, but good if you can dominate one.
Anyway, no matter what bantz you hear from all Italians, Sicilians are fine in my opinion. They are not too bad. Yes it's bad in some places with the corruption and poverty, but it is still way better than other places in the world.
>>685846121
From that point of view Rome won't disappoint you. It's... huge. Basically you can go wherever you want except Naples and Milan. In Naples you'll get robbed or shot, in Milan there's nothing except smog, shops, cocaine and weaboos.
Turin is pretty good also, it was the first capital city and there are a lot of museums. Lots of Royal family's residences in the entire Piedmotn, also. But if it's great monuments you're searching Rome and Florence are the ones to go first.
>>685847392
like this nigger:
>>685847377
>>685847392
>if you can dominate one
Literally their culture is to be totally sumbissive to man's will like every retrograd terrone mentality in this country.
>>685847377
>South Italy
>Niggers
Pick one. It's Milan and Torino which are full of niggers now. It's not even a joke.
>>685841150
>>685845053
>>685847564
>Lots of Royal family's residences in the entire Piedmont
Now I want to go to Piedmont more and more.
Are you from this region?
>>685832048
I negri d'Europa sono gli spagnoli, i portoghesi e i terroni, ovvero quelle popolazioni che sono state più a lungo infettate dai negri della sabbia dopo la caduta dell'Impero Romano d'Occidente
>>685847392
Friendly advice that if Sicily blow up nobody would give a fuck.
>>685847392
Dunno man, they usually want to be right every time for everything. It's a pain in the ass to work with them.
>>685834500
Porco dio spero proprio di no
>>685847392
Is Geraci itself a nice town? Just curious if I come from a ghetto or a countryside village
>>685847838
At least they're imported niggers, but our italian niggers (terroni) as former Italians cannot be removed and we have to deal with them...
>>685847974
No I'm from South Tyrol. It's the hidden gem of Italy. No niggers here like in the big cities that these idiots keep bragging about.
>>685848152
E io spero di sì
>>685848246
>being this retarded
You can't be serious. I'll take a Sicilian 100x more than an African. You're just being a fucking idiot.
>>685847974
You know what triggers my autism?
The fact that in English they have to translate the names of our regions and cities.
>piedmont
>lady piermont from broken sword
FUCK IT
It's PIEMONTE.
I don't say "NUOVA YORK" or "GLI ANGELI" and so on. Pig god christ 'n shit.
>>685848246
melanzana
>>685848276
non siete neanche italiani
>>685848276
>South Tyrol. It's the hidden gem of Italy
KEK
Siete i terroni del nord, non vi vogliamo nè noi Italiani nè gli svizzeri o gli Austriaci. Siete patetici.
>muh indipendenza
>muh salvenee
>>685848638
Però dici Londra, non London, brutto anon testa di minchia
>>685848638
>>Londra
>>Parigi
>>ritardo mentale
>>685848900
Dubs of truth
>>685848595
Quello che stava dicendo era inteso come: i terroni sono come i negri ma in casa nostra e sono considerati Italiani, quindi volenti o nolenti ce li dobbiamo tenere.
I negri invece possono sempre ricevere trattamenti diversi e hanno meno diritti.
>>685848762
>terroni del nord
non esiste questo termine, idiota.
Fuck yeah an Irish thread! Aren't the English cunts
>>685848900
>>685848985
Questo che cazzo c'entra?
Quando parlo con uno straniero mica dico Londra o Parigi...lo faccio se parlo con i miei connazionali.
Siete voi i ritardati che non accendete i due neuroni che avete in testa.
>>685849324
>butthurt padano spotted
>>685848638
Chill, the fact that specific name even has its english translation is usually a proof of its nobility and of how well known it is around the world, so I'd say it's good thing.
They translate names in my country, too
>Warsaw =/= Warszawa
>Vistula =/= Wisła
>>685849162
>I negri invece possono sempre ricevere trattamenti diversi e hanno meno diritti.
kek
non e vero puttana
>>685848638
Francesco bacone
Cartesio
Cicerone
Macbetto, mecduffo e comapgnia ( vedi Verdi )
Giusto per fare esempi diversi in lingue diverse.
>>685848762
>>muh indipendenza
>>muh salvenee
extreme KEK. terroni del nord BTFO.
And the prize for "the most autistic post of the thread" goes to:
>>685849643
>>685849409
testa di merda, non stavano parlando con un italiano
>>685848762
>butthurt Milanese or Turinese detected
Cosa c'è di sbagliato? Non ti piace quando Mohamed scopa tua mamma ?
>>685837179
>What the hell is wrong with Napoli?
Do you know the Italian series Gomorra?
Basically one episode is like the average day in Napoli.
>the show is based on actually happened facts
>>685850206
...disse il frontaliere a cui abbassano di brutto lo stipendio perchè considerato come negro invasore in svizzera.
>>685847377
rollin
>pepperoni
>>685850201
>testa di merda, non stavano parlando con un italiano
SCROTFL
Cioè ero sempre io che ho risposto in Italiano dopo aver fatto il post in Inglese...ossignùr...
>>685850484
Che cosa pensano di te allora nero filio de puttana?
>>685850760
>SCROTFL
my sides have gone to napoli and have been stolen
>>685850760
lick my balls. nigger.
>>685850870
[google translator intensifies]
Any of you Marios like Valentina Nappi? Where can I find a woman like her in Italy?
this thread sucks. Testa di merda. Fuck you all faggots.
>>685851101
>Valentina Nappi
>Neapolitan
>We hate neapolitans
Why would you ever want a girl like her anon?
>>685851213
because she is a huge hot slut.
>>685851193
>terrone disagiato spotted
>>685850760
quello che intendevo è che se uno pela in inglese con uno straniero è ovvio che usi nomi in inglese. Se parlo con un povero cazzone straniero che sa due parole di italiano dico Londra, altrimenti dico London
>>685851291
Perché tutti i nomi di luoghi vengono tradotti, non è che le città italiane no perché siamo speciali
>>685851263
She's a pornostar, I would be worried if she wasn't a slut.
>>685851551
I really like how she looks though. I like dark features. Hard to come by here in Denmark.
>>685851042
Yeah? so what suck my cock terroni di merda.
![Moscato_Annalisa_in_piscina[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s0gu89h.jpg "Moscato_Annalisa_in_piscina[1].jpg")
>>685851664
Then you have to reach southern Italy, where the girls are more like her.
>>685851841
Where are you from and why your feelings are hurt?
>torno su /b/ dopo anni
>"ehi, un post italiano, non ci avevano bannati a vita?"
>entro
>gente che si scanna
>torno a farmi le seghe sui creepshot
>>685852159
I will one day my friend. I will.
>>685852264
i'm from your mammas pussy.
>>685852395
If you're at least average looking you'll get plenty of pewsee. Most Italian girls fall easily for Northern Europeans.
>>685831671
PIPIRO PAPIRO
![dde3c573-9672-460a-9d4b-5b9a1627c5d3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/teGg3Mn.jpg "dde3c573-9672-460a-9d4b-5b9a1627c5d3[1].jpg")
>>685852395
I'll be here for you anon
>>685852869
Damn that's good to know.
>>685853109
? who is that?
![liquid1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pvfhi36.jpg "liquid1[1].jpg")
>>685852752
BRRROTHER!
Allright, looks like I have a rough plan for my trip through Italy.
You've been very helpful, glorious italiano fags. Thanks.
>one more question
How do I travel from west coast of Italy to Sardinia and back across the Tyrrhenian Sea? Cheap?
>>685853314
Elisabetta Canalis, another southern chick.
>>685853438
By ferries:
http://www.directferries.co.uk/ferries_from_italy_to_sardinia.htm
>>685853492
quanti pompini deve aver fatto, questa. ma chi è?
>>685853492
very nice. I like darker hair though. Kind of like Asia Argento if you know her. Or maybe Monica Belluci.
![elisa-bagordo-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/06W8Kra.gif "elisa-bagordo-o[1].gif")
>>685853819
Elisa Bagordo, professionista nella suzione dello sperma
>>685854280
grazie, vado a prosciugarmelo
![barbara-d%2527urso-topless-tette-vip-spiaggia-vacanze-gossip-paparazzi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1PIm5dF.jpg "barbara-d%2527urso-topless-tette-vip-spiaggia-vacanze-gossip-paparazzi[1].jpg")
Porco dio io Barbara d'Urso la violenterei di brutto mentre la prendo a schiaffi perchè lavora a mediaset ed è una puttana di merda.
>>685853733
Shit that's kinda pricy.
Where is good old 18th century when you could enroll on a ship as a cabin boy and sail for free?
>>685854725
I'd suggest to take a plane.
The price is similar but you'll be there in 1 or less than 1 hour instead of 6+ hours
>>685853438
Why not Milan? Poor Milan :(
>>685855544
BECAUSE MILAN IS FULL OF NIGGERS. IT IS THE MOST INFECTED CITY IN ITALY.
Be sure to visit Como and lake areas
>>685855544
>Milan
>poor
pick one
>>685855544
No Milan because of these posts:
>>685841150
>>685847564
>>685847838
>>685855723
But you can try to convince me if you want to..
My route will be probably something like pic related (if only I find cheap way to get across the sea).
![img_0275[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tXFBO9W.jpg "img_0275[1].jpg")
>>685855942
Milan international house of the cotoletta master race
![lago_como_panorama-800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dNd3Dn1.jpg "lago_como_panorama-800[1].jpg")
>>685856138
They're butthurt because Milan is the only city comparable to other biggest european capitals.
>Muh EXPO 2015 was in Milan not in Rome or other shitholes
Also you have to pass from Milan to go
>>685855908
and explore one of the best areas on entire planet earth: Italian lakes.
