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just caught this fucker in the bathroom
dubs decide
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put it in ur pee pee hole :-D
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>>685828400
OH MY GOD I DID IT
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>>685828261
get more insects and start a bug war
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>>685828261
Kiss it
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Eat it
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Set it free under your bed, see if you can cope for a night
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>>685828261
put it on your dick and post picture
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>>685828400
im not doing that that's fucking gay
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>>685828580
DO IT FAGGOT
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If not >>685828400
put it in your microwave.
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>>685828400
already a winrar, op deliver or gtfo.
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NO! Let him go! Im getting angry at this image! This is abuse!

*Starts levitating off the ground, arms outstretched, energy orbs in my hands*

Let. Him. Go. OP!! This is torture, and I will not let you hurt mother nature any more! I'm warning you! If you don't let him go YOU'LL REGRET IT >:(
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deliver op dont be a faggot
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>>685828580
Fag
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Tear his fucking legs from his fucking tiny body and leave only the front 2 and release it.
>James the 2 legged fucking crawling spider
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ops a huge fag
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>>685828261
>>685828441
Not same guy; get more insects and start a bug war, that could be fun
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>>685828709
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>>685828709
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Put it on your chest and photograph it
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>>685828709
Dude, what?
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>>685828580
Fucking deliver
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Smash him with your dick.
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tear its legs and put its body in a jar of pee
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>>685828261
put him in the microwave for a few minutes
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>>685828261
>Rip the legs off
>It will live
>Glue them on random places
>Make it watch as you do it
>Post pics of the surgery
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crush it and snort the remains !!!
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microwave it
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>>685828400
WINRAR
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>>685828709
>*Starts levitating off the ground, arms outstretched, energy orbs in my hands*

what
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>>685829071
rolling for this
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>>685828261
light it on fire
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>>685829071
smash him fucker
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Put it down your cockhole
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go find another bug outside and make them fight to the death, post webm of fight
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>>685828261
Release him in your bedroom. Have a good night without mosquitos.
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find an ant ant let them battle and videotape it

or just pee on it
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>>685829299
winrar
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>>685829071
rolling for this
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>>685829304
Roll
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>>685829120
rollin for this
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This post is making me MAAAAAAD! You guys BETTER stop! Or else!
*Charges Energy Beam*

THIS POST IS GOING DOWN IN A PULPPPP

RRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>685829299
winrar
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Stop rolling, already two winners, op comfirmed as a masive faggot
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>>685829358
already got dubs for this check
>>685828400
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>>685829332
roll
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>>685828261
>>685828400
>>685829299
deliver
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>>685829071
WINRAR!
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>>685828807
>>685828441
ok, found another one. I'll try to make them fight and post results.
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>>685829332
Roll for this
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>>685828400
OP MUST DELIVAR
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>>685828709
what are you?
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Let him free. Just take him outside and let him go OP.
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*smirks* you just fucked up kid... *takes out katana, single black demon wing unfolds from my back* hehehe... this is gonna be fun... *lunges at you, cutting your hand off and then naruto runs up the wall, coming down on your head with my sword* i warned you kid... you just couldnt play by the rules, could you?... *licks blood off katana then turns into a shadow and dissappears*
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>>685829023
sauce of pic?
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>>685828709
shouldnt you be back on tumblr fighting the patriarchy for making men and womens pants
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>>685829664
but op, that's not dubs, deliver
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COMMENCE THE FIGHT!
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>>685828709
>*Starts levitating off the ground, arms outstretched, energy orbs in my hands*
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Burn the legs off with a laser pen
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>>685828372
That shit looks like a brown recluse. Just fuck with it until it bites you and post pics in a couple weeks.
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>>685828261
stick in penishole
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Find a fly an rip its wings off and put it in battle arena.
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>>685828709
Is this copypasta or what

Fucking cringe
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Depending on what you captured that bastard with, cut a hole in it, then fill is with a flamable substance, whether it be axe, glade, or even butane from a lighter. then light that bitch
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Roll that bitch up and smoke it
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>>685829841
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They're just ignoring each other. So what, should i just kill them?
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>>685830790
Stick it in your pee hole
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>>685828400
winrar idk why you dumb fucks keep posting more ideas and plus OP probably wont deliver.
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>>685830790
burn them
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>>685830790
agitate them with a stick or pee on them
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>>685830790
Start them on fire.
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>>685830790
put them in your asshole
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>>685830790
feed them, raise them as your own.
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>>685830790
Get it drunk
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>>685830944
winrar
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>>685830944
EVEN MORE WINRAR
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>>685830944
winrar
>If dubs stick must be on fire
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Microwave.
/thread
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>>685830790
Put water in there and boil it then drink the contents
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>>685830790
piss on them, this agitates them and makes them want to fight
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>>685831100
O shit winrar
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>>685828400
Do it faggot.
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I have one and I'm feeding it with moths.
You have to take a better picture
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>>685831211
Nigga you fucked up

Stick on fire + pee
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Release it on your bed
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OPs favorite book
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Make it bite your dick
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>>685830631
Don't you call ME cringey!

*Points energy orbs at u*

I won't hesistate, you fuckface. Apologize or It's the end for you buddy.
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>>685831522
Op is fag and won't deliver.
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>>685828526
This
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>Put them in a small container you can close without leaving any possible hole (use strong tape if you wanna make sure)
>Put the container in a pot of water do that it starts floating
>Start boiling slowly
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>>685832044
Winrar
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>>685832167
Roll
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>>685829922
Shadman Gravity Balls, Last pic in the comic
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>>685828709
this made me want to cry
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All these dubs and OP can't deliver
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>>685828261
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>>685832167
Roll
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>>685828261

set free, kill yourself
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>>685832167
rolling for this and record it
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Space program it
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>>685832167
Sad

Roll
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>>685828709
Either good bait or summer has started a tad early this year
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I fed them some prescription drugs. I honestly can't deliver because you suggest either gay or impossible shit.
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>>685832964
and they smell like dog shit and pretend there not ugly like the ugly guys losers or pretend they dont smell like dog shit and there not ugly cause the ugly guys losers are pathatic and ugly and smell like dog poop and is everwhere and cock block everybody
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>>685832964
Put them in container that floats and slowly boil them
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Microwave isn't impossible. Don't be a fag it's a fucking spider
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>>685832964
You really shouldn't start a thread like this unless you are prepared to eat, shove up ass, or shove in peehole whatever it is you plan to post. You sir, are a faggot.
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>>685832964
what did you give them op
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>>685833157
Rolling for this
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>>685833157
can't boil, i only have a lighter or a candle at my disposal.
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>>685833093
Ya blew it.
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>>685833266
Op won't do cuz he is faggot.
>checked btw
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>>685833383
where the fuck are you op
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Tape it to a drone and fly it around
Pic unrelated
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>>685833267
>literally this
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>>685828709
OK! EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP!

*Energy spurting from my head in anger*

You are all triggering me to the point of unforgiveness.

That is it! I've HAD it with you fucks! Your lives will be a long, painful death! You hear me? I've gone full out! I won't hold out! Get ready /b/! This is what you get for the months of neglect you guys have serviced me TO!

*Transformation begins*

(For those who are curious to see the transformation, it looks exactly like this only replace me with sonic)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK4aO1HmiZ8
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>>685833277
I think that was codein, not sure.
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>>685833531
kys
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>>685833093
thats why the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit and is lame
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Someone else take over from op

Find spider

Microwave & record
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>>685833093
and the ugly guys losers has to force to hurt people cause too ugly to hurt me with looks
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>>685833793
SHUUUUUUUUTTTTT

UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
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>>685833531
Go to bed, you've got school tomorrow.
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>>685833551
>wasting codeine on a fucking spider
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>>685833551
Anyone ever done codeine? How was it? Got a full bottle here.
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>>685833859
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>>685828261
You are the biggest faggot i have seen OP
>ask what to do with spider if dubbs
>don't want to do it
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drown it in liquid butane
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>>685833916
OK FIRST OF IM 13 DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IM AN ADULT NOT AN 8 YEAR OLD

YOU DONT WANNA BE MESSING WITH ME DUDE, IM NEAR TO THE POINT WHERE ILL DESTROY THE EARTH CUZ OF U
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>>685834183
Mods
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>>685828526
and the ugly guys losers is like 80% and is so ugly has to lie but still smell like shit and is ugly and get angry when women think there ugly and thats why women get hurt in porn or ugly guys losers has to play with peoples pay checks
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>>685834183
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>>685834183
I'm actually starting to like your act
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>>685829616
smash him with your dick and then put him in your peehole.

both dubs get what they won.
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>>685834153
Ok, i don't have the requirements for the crazy shit you people suggest, like pee for example. I bet you store gallons of piss in the pissbottles under your bed but i'm not like that.
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