REKT THREAD
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REKT THREAD
I was gona say fuck u but today im okay with this thread
>>685793249
does anyone have anything new? PLS
>>685795151
>>685795151
being this new
>>685795416
>>685795047
I don't get it, why does she hate puppies so much?
>>685793249
Dayum
>>685795682
I call this an improvement.
>>685795556
could it be any better
>>685795682
Spray tans are getting intense
>>685796372
One of my favorites
>>685796413
What the fuck did she think was gonna happen??
>>685795296
story?
>>685795047
forgot about this bitch
>>685796197
lol what hit em? AAA?
>>685795548
kek, love how she pretends to be unconscious.
If shes not pretending I hope shes dead.
>>685796372
I can't fucking believe how dumb women drivers are. Fuck you for reading this, too.
>>685796696
It is a woman. There were probably very low-level thoughts occurring within that skull.
>>685796696
>>685796413
They actually do this in Russia to make sure they're not getting scammed by the store. They test to make sure it's legit gas.
>>685796312
>>685793249
where are the pants?
>>685796957
Rotors touched.
>>685796284
wow.
>>685797020
Are just retarded or did you reply to the wrong post?
>>685796340
>>685797175
Nifty.
>>685796734
What the fuck why does that guy just walk by like nothing is happening?
>>685795264
Good luck
>>685796754
You's a bitch !
>>685797240
I'm pretty sure his post went right over your head, especially with the meme filename of the original .webm.
>>685796273
what the absolute fuck
>>685796326
Good traction.
>>685797400
I thought so too.
>>685797220
oh lol didnt look like it on the first glance. Fuckin noobs.
>>685796312
not getting hit at all?
>>685795414
>calling someone new to throw people off and make them think you're not new
>>685795630
>>685796845
They were sick to death she was just ending their suffering
>>685797477
if you help, you pay the hospital bill
China is a magic place
>>685797753
either shut the fuck up or answer the question you fucking dumb nigger
>>685798002
No, he's right. Animals aren't quite as expensive as humans, but a retard/broken one is still more expensive to care for. You can kill all the pets you want, it's not illegal.
>>685797477
because it's normal in asia
they have too many kids etc
>>685798149
something about that doesnt sound right. have you heard of animal cruelty?
>>685797734
That's funny.
>>685797484
Yep, it did. I only know this video from my Geology class. Never seen it in a thread before.
>>685796734
>Miraculously, given the viciousness of the attack, the boy is reportedly now in a stable condition at Xi’an Children’s Hospital. He suffered a fractured skull and severe bruising but his life is not in danger, one of his uncles told local media.
still hurts me to watch it.
No more gifs? Can't watch webms. At work.
>>685797734
at least he parked right
>>685798274
Hasn't drowning animals in the river been a thing for ages, though?
I mean your options aren't great when you have to kill a bunch of animals. You could pay out the ass to have them humanely euthanized, or take care of it yourself.
>>685798674
That was my reaction the first time I saw this (that and the the Girl looked damn hot too).
>>685798693
GET DUNKED ON!
>>685798693
Black Lives Matter
>>685793996
source? girl?
>>685792935
I like rekt thread
>>685798790
yeah i mean if youre a cheap jew redneck i suppose its easier
>>685796613
What the fuck is she even doing?
>>685799115
How horrible! But thanks!
>>685795825
Haha faggot got rektd
>>685799478
>if i drive round fuel cap should be on other side
>>685798693
So is he just tripping balls or whats going on here?
>>685795612
Did both die?
>>685795825
>doing this with a probs LPG fuelled Matiz
>>685796957
overhead power lines.
>>685796273
why did thier kids run away with that boar?
>>685797734
this had my sides go into orbit, 10/10
>>685796734
Everyone knows that the fault had the child for blocking the sidewalk.
>>685798693
Niggers Got talent
>>685798693
>>685795682
>>685800064
Hahaha lol
>>685799478
Could find the gas hole of his car
>>685798790
>>685798274
>>685798149
>>685798002
>>685797753
>>685796845
>>685795630
>>685795047
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308727/Puppy-throwing-girl-tracked-police.html
>>685796057
SCOTT ST ERLING
>>685795801
fuck your shit
>>685799793
Niggers
>>685798693
he nee sum miwk.
>>685795369
Niggersharks
>>685795548
ahahahaha stupid bitch
>>685800808
sleep tight, pupper.
>>685800959
indeed
>>685795047
Where can I find her? She would face a real nightmare..
>>685800521
wow so she was cruel for real
>>685796613
Just saw this one on tv like 10 minutes ago-.
>>685796734
Wow, they police that one child policy fairly strictly.
>>685801458
Good jewb
>>685796466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCKeDl0l9c
It's more cringeworthy to watch in its entirety
>>685801290
Of course she would, buddy.
Burn in hell fucking shit
>>685792935
REKT threads >imply death
that old-as-fuck gas station example is one where nobody died, nor even got hurt (unless you consider the vehicle to have died or been hurt).
>>685796466
On the left, men on that course, on the right the women. You are welcome
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=F1-DdToX9IY&start1=39&video2=UNP81MoaKmo&start2=31&authorName=mypetridish
>>685802029
>gas station
apologies, i meant bank
a different one is a gas station one
>>685801907
what the fuck are you talking about fagot?
>>685796340
>>685796466
What kind of bullshit track is that? I'm not biker but that just seems like a cunty way to set up a race.
>>685802029
>>685796284
>>685796326
>>685797734
Good cases for annual driver tests for everyone over 65.
>>685801907
Fuck off.
>>685795548
filename kek
>>685795556
atleast it... cushioned his fall
>>685801907
>>685802521
>>685803001
Dude. Just start.
I thought rekt threads were about humans dying and not animals? Apologies, newfag here.
>>685796284
Like a glove
https://youtu.be/BfRXB4QXLi0
>>685797734
>Cuum area
>>685795548
Pretending. Head never touches ground, if she did get knocked out her her body would be much more relaxed when it hit.
>>685795296
need some background story on this shit
>>685795047
fuck these people, literally the scum of the earth.
even more cancerous than /b/
>>685795801
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT? PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK THERE. WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THESE RETARDED PEOPLE?
>>685795416
Kekd
>>685803252
Rekt threads = death
>>685797734
Story? Fucking weird.
>>685795548
I've seen better flops in ballfoot.
>>685795416
Human fly swatter.
>>685795369
>cover dick in fish bait
>stick in water
>profit
>>685803670
Huh, alright. Thanks for clearing the misunderstanding! Back to lurking around.
>>685803001
you are a disgusting human being, a psychopath without any worth to society. Kill yourself now, please. People who enjoy seeing animals in pain are a clear indicator, did daddy touch you when you where younger? Does he still?
>>685801915
same to you. Sincerely the whole world.
>>685795556
More like Napped instead of Rekt, eh?
>>685803719
kek
Nice job /b/, an actual Rekt thread. No problem with gore threads but they are not the same thing.
>>685797477
If you're not an emergency worker, you get in trouble if you involve yourself. China punishes those who get involved, that's why you see so many vids of Chinese people minding their own business when shit is hitting the fan
>>685803810
You're a good newfag. I dislike the newfags that come on and start shouting shit because they're edgy teens
>>685795801
You people are worse than if the jews, niggers, sjws and muslims had a baby you fucking mongoloid
>>685803001
Dude just continue.
>>685801907
??
>>685803680
Old dude had an old person moment behind the wheel. Just pressed the accelerator for the entire duration
>>685795825
>try to fake insurance fraud
>driver gets pissed
>fake becomes real
>profit from insurance money
Is no one using their brain here
>>685795369
ISIS should get in on this.
https://youtu.be/WD9F2oiKho0
>>685796957
nerve gas
>>685804108
backed
>>685804104
>not knowing the story
>>685803311
Nigger! Oh wait wrong thread.
>>685796372
That was a sinkhole in Baltimore. Cops wouldn't let people move their cars. Happened a few miles from house.
>>685803993
you really believe that the poster is behind this shit?
>>685802993
>implying under 65s cant be bad drivers
you do know that asian women can be any age, right?
>>685804207
>not livestreaming suicide
>>685799413
Dave's farm, I miss that guy.
>>685799115
Poster, and people in video, were molested by their fathers
>>685804286
Anon, I had to get the rage out of somewhere
>>685799413
You must've been picked on all through high school huh
>>685803486
the retards should not have sex
>>685804336
and?
>>685804280
>implying baltimore isnt a sinkhole itself
I'm pretty sure in a few decades on Google Earth we'll just see a black spot on where it used to be. Either it'll be a sinkhole or continued nigger immigration.
>>685804403
You know that i could be absolutely wrong and we are in reality chatting with real life murderers and psychos.
>>685801497
Someone likes sucking tranny dick...you
>>685792972
I give that a 9. Would have been a 10 had he landed on target
>>685796825
>>685803486
Erotic asphyxiation
>>685804353
hes a pedophile now right ??
>>685795296
this is that sexual asphyxiation fetish. Hundreds of people die each year from trying this shit. Like that guy from the movie Kill Bill (the actor who played Bill).
It all started when people notice that a lot of hanging victims get a hard on during and after being hung.
>>685798674
she
>>685804849
This guy. Right?
>>685804655
How do I know you're not a murderer or psycho
how do you know I'm not one
and most terrifyingly, how do we know that Hiroyuki Nishimura isn't one
>>685801290
Read news post already in thread.
Also, you dont have the wealth or the balls to travel to the balkins to find her and do anything
>>685804625
If you're going to drink bleach due to your autism, you might as well let us see it.
>>685802730
its called endurocross the whole point is to have rough terrain
>>685799168
Madelyn Monroe
>>685795296
http://www.charonboat.com/item/87
>>685805034
How do you know so much about me? Don't be a fag.
>>685796754
niggas deserved it
>>685805074
On the autism scale, I made 18. You should still try the method.
>>685798674
based comment is based
probably would've done a worse job parking if she was actually in the car
>>685804827
He was recording some underage boys jerking off or something like that.
>>685804849
duh...
>>685799115
FUCK THEM FUCK LIFE JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>685805351
so you two have that in common?
>>685803719
You're out of luck. I don't think sharks eat worms.
>>685805465
Well, you make it three.
>>685792972
nerve gas
>>685805541
Those are not sharks. Those are blue gill.
>>685793996
sauce?
>>685802730
Look up in the thread and watch the youtube doubler post. You'll see the men handle it just fine thanks to being stronger and taller. The inability to reach the ground and lack of ability to swing the bike makes the women do shitty on those courses.
Literally physically impossible for most of them
>>685805541
I sure hope they eat anacondas though.
I doubt they'd nibble on your tallywacker though faggot
>>685805462
That guy is from my country. If I am not wrong, he got 3-4 years of jail
>>685805205
source? is that translated, or is dat realz?
>>685802770
Willie E Coyote
>>685798619
Your story is a lie. The child died.
>>685802770
acme... never buy from them anything
>>685805299
>so autistic he makes a numerical scale to diagnose himself with
I'm just not autistic enough to have that scale anon.
Hurry up with the livestream
>>685805465
Yeah, I'm totally cool with his lifestyle.
>>685796284
Yeah, this is why cars should be illegal for non-Comercial use within city limits.
>>685798693
Black Wives Matter
>>685797734
That girl was cute though
>>685803670
>>685803252
Gore threads = Death and blood
Rekt threads = rekt. Usually shit involving injury, but not always fatal injury. Car crashes, beatdowns, accidents. On the tame end just epic shutdowns. Socially rekt, if you will. Humans, animals, property; all apply to rekt.
>>685795548
LOL, this bitch is going to try an sue the city. I've had fuckers at a restaurant where I worked try to sue for slipping on our floors. Little do they know they still have to fight the insurance's team of lawyers. I never heard of anyone getting a dime.
Also, fuckers would try to complain about their food being "bad" after almost finishing the entire plate. LOL, shameless asswholes; I don't even know how they can live with themselves.
Just the sheer work and effort that goes into all this bullshit claims doesn't even make it worth your time.
>>685796754
I'm surprised there's not one naked nigger in this webm.
>>685795047
Yeah. And when a Marine they put it out on every news channel and website.
Fucking double standard will end one day.
>>685795296
>anticlimax
>>685800064
>rape her
>hahah
>>685795047
Why did she do it though?
That's what I care about.
>>685795260
too much enthusiast
>>685803553
Get out
>>685805690
Bluegill are much smaller and dont have triangular dorsal fins that protrude over the surface of the water. You are a fucking moron. Pic is of a bluegill
>>685800584
kek
>>685796452
story?
>>685805579
and now it's four
>>685796613
This one is one of my all time favorites.
>>685805647
Nope, talcum powder.
>>685793249
Legend Tier Webm
>>685795612
damn...poor girl. I wish that only that fucker had gotten hit.
One second you are checking your selfie's comments and the next its lights out.
>>685805907
>doesn't know about the autism test
Autist
>>685806592
Don't post those fish here, you'll scare the children.
>>685796734
>that one guy that just walks past as the boy is being beaten to death
>>685804849
David Carradine is the name of the actor.
>>685806717
BUFFALO SOLDIER
>>685805893
fucking kek
>>685796057
kek
>>685804987
Not sure if trolling or stupid. Rarely are the two mutually exclusive though...
David Carradine
>>685796754
Hell yeah! Nigger bowling!
>>685795416
>>685802770
hang time on that shit was like 2-3 seconds
>>685802770
That's gotta be fake right?
I can see gas build ups or some shit but i just don't get it
>>685805861
More likely you are wrong than the likelihood of jail time.
>>685804372
Found the antisocial butterfly
>>685804470
>implying you weren't
>>685796326
Yup, lost of elderly people do this every day. They should be required to re-test every so often.
A week ago an old guy ran through the wall of my local Denny's. The bastard took out my favorite table. Luckily, it happened a couple of hours before I got to the restaurant, otherwise I might of been a star here.
>>685804108
Fuck yeah rollll
Anyone have 2 nigs on scooter shooting girl protecting guy at ATM
>>685795047
I love these. It exposes how soft /b/ really is.
It shows how you're mostly a bunch of man children who's only affection comes from your dumbass dog.
>>685799115
>>685805462
>>685805861
>>685807553
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/lithuania/6607682/Man-who-threw-dog-off-bridge-brought-to-justice-by-online-viewers.html
>>685804209
The most brutal thing in this thread
>>685806627
i believe he was sleepwalking
>>685803001
Dude just keep it going
>>685802770
>when he realizes he fucked up
>>685802770
wtf nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyO9YdUpqE
>>685795630
Maybe she has not the choice. It's not cruel to kill them as soon they born.
>>685807394
That smell must be fucking grotesque
>>685802029
Nigger rekt threads don't necessarily imply death. Gtfo you newfag
>>685796613
Needs the Benny Hill chase theme
Open this then watch again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcNhDstL4-k
>>685807957
you might want to dull that edge down a bit before you hurt someone
>>685796452
I remember this story. The dude was a sleep walker. This fool doesn't even know what is going on. I wonder if he woke up while in the air. It might of felt like does times you feel like if your falling and you kick. only for him, shit was real.
>>685797734
no time!!! quick now dry my car!!!
>>685803880
The only thing that deserves to die more than animals are special people like you who come into rekt threads and bitch.
>>685795548
That cop is an asshole. There was absolutely no need for that. He could have held her down and cuffed her easily. It's a woman. They have pepper spray and stun guns. It's just so stupid.
>>685808543
That would be terrifying
>>685804827
Lucan-area YouTube celebrity David Rock jailed for possession of child pornography
>>685803880
Man, it's pointless. These people are retarded. Do you really think that a person without any brain problems would enjoy watching how someone kills an animal? And in real live they are nothing, they have no value...
>>685806717
>>685807957
You be big macho
>>685805205
This Asian guy has a brilliant point
>>685795682
No reason to yank his hair. Cops are racist.
>>685797520
Nigger hunting tech
>big niggers teach little niggers to jump on pig
>pig gets tired running with little niggers on back
>big niggers chuck spear into pig
>profit
>>685795801
Fucking hilarious
>>685802075
The men fly right through it no problem...the women are a mess
>>685798693
Daggering at its finest.
>>685806717
>>685797734
He made a clean getaway.
>>685809278
fucking kids
>>685808632
Dude, what is the fucking point to enjoy watching how animals suffer? It's the same to make fun of kids death. Post fucking ISIS idiots and how they die from Russia's jets, dumb assholes who fight for no reason or retards that kill themselves. Isn't it enough?
>>685806717
>perpetual leg day
>>685809278
jajaja que pendeja puta
>>685805887
empire of dust
look it up on youtube
it's pretty good
>>685808813
You're a whining bitch. It's an animal you don't know and you care about it more than any human. You're scum. It's so funny.
>>685796754
Prior to the hit I can just hear their loud ass mouths. They can be annoying as fuck, and I'm not even racist (my cat is black).
>>685808708
You're someone who enjoys watching humans die. You don't even matter.
>>685809278
>>685809278
>Feminism in the real world
>>685797737
>Calling the person calling people new new to throw people off and make think you're not new
>>685807593
And others just sit like nothing is happening.
>>685809497
You're telling me you've never laughed at a kids death in these threads? I'm fucking sure you didn't get as angry. You're a twisted piece of shot. Animals mean more to you because you're such an aspie you can't relate to humans.
>>685796284
If at first you don't succeed...
>>685808649
As someone who has been both taser'd and pepper sprayed (Security firm I work for makes you get both before letting you use both) I would much rather be slammed to the ground then hit with either of those again. One impact is nowhere near as painful as sitting with pepper spray on your face or the cramps and lasting soreness that come with a tasering. I prefer being tasered over sprayed though. Goddamn nothing fucking helps military or police grade spray
>>685808531
You're in a rekt thread complaining about edge. You're a certified retard.
