>this is the traditional american breakfast
Jesus christ. Do you fry everything on purpose, or is it really your only method of heating food? You even fry the TOMATOES, a FRUIT
>American
Blood saussage
Nice b8 m8
Nigga, dat's a Britbreakfast!
American breakfast is McDonald's if you're a Yankee, biscuits 'n' gravy if you're a redneck, and a breakfast taco if you're awesome.
>>685791297
>blood sausage
That's black pudding mate
>>685791165
>american breakfast
>posts picture of english full breakfast
not to subtle OP
>>685791449
>9 Slices of buttered toast
>at least 12 fried eggs
>7? fried meats I don't recognize on top there
>so many refried beans
>jar of fried mushrooms
>10 fried sausages
>5 fried tomatoes
>5 fried...black sausages
No wonder they lead the earth in obesity
>this is the traditional american lunch
>>685791715
>>685791754
>>685791715
>traditional American lunch
>all Asians in the photo
Keep trying pal
>>685791957
You can't tell they're asian or whatever they are. Their faces are censored like on COPS, an american justice procedural program
>>685791165
I think a really good American breakfast is more like:
>big vanilla spiced flap Jack's with fruit topping and real maple syrup
>poached egg on corned beef hash
>2 straps bacon
>coffee
>>685791165
Op is just sad with his shit bait
>>685792259
Those things on the bottom right look good
>>685791165
beans for breakfast? eurotrash detected
>>685792413
at least it isn't shemales and furries with loli.
>>685792259
holy shit what is that? looks amazing
Americans don't have time for breakfast because we work for a fucking living.
>>685792442
Do you know how many cows had to give up their lives for this mass murdered meat burger? Disgusting.
>>685792527
le troled XDDDDD
>american breakfast
>black pudding
pick one you fucking retard
>>685791643
that's poutine
>>685792556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O03SWKee0BU
>>685791165
>traditional american breakfast
>blood sausage
>beans
>tomato
>mushroom
stfu
>>685792595
>americans
>don't have time
>for breakfast
>>685792708
No i don't know.
>>685793017
>>685791165
As an american, I concur that our breakfast looks like this.
EXCEPT
Where's the waffles and the pancakes? Where's the pork bacon?
And who the fuck eats baked beans and stewed tomatoes with breakfast?? Whichever country you're from, that's fucking gross.
The breakfasts I ate during my six months in the UK were delicious. I positively loved the flavor combinations, and every pub (Wetherspoon's or otherwise) would usually have either a large breakfast or a small breakfast, which was convenient depending on how hungry I was. Always affordable! My first meal in London was at a small little cafe in Hammersmith where I stepped in to try and configure my UK SIM card and ordered breakfast so as to be polite. London has good and bad aspects, still can't wait to return.
>>685793017
>9 year old stats
Lmao come back with something current anon
>>685792527
>>685791165
>traditional American breakfast
>not double cheese, bacon burger with large coke and fries
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>685791643
That looks unhealthy as fuck but I'd eat the shit out of that
>>685791715
>>685791754
>>685791862
Fucking chinks
>>685792259
Looks cajun
>>685792442
>17 burgers
>9 fries
The fuck is this?
>>685792708
Even if they're 1/4 lb patties, that's less than 10 pounds of beef there. So only one cow gave up it's life, and that cow still provided hundreds of pounds of meat for other products as well as it's body being used for cosmetics, medicines, other non-meat foods and such. That's like, a small portion of a cow for all of those awesome looking burgers.
>>685793295
disgusting
>>685792259
I don't know what it is but sign me up.
>>685791754
That's definitely English on that balloon .
>>685793289
>come back
>with something current
USA still #1 at % of obese ppl
>>685793589
Fried potatoes, fried onions, fried green bell pepper, breaded fried chicken, breaded fried poatoes, breaded fried ...pork?
>>685791715
Nobody eats like that in the US. A giant trough of French fries WTF?
>>685793589
salt and chilli mixed boxed, from the uk chinese takeaways
>>685791754
Chinks
>>685793289
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160401074410.htm
>>685791754
I'm surprised they're not using chopsticks, and still picking them up one by one. Fucking fags don't know how to enjoy a mound of food
you stuff it in yourself for like 30 seconds and then get too full.
>>685793017
Yeah, the lack of breakfast fucks up our metabolism.
>>685793743
close, very close.
>Fried potatoes, fried onions, fried green bell pepper, breaded fried chicken, battered fried Chicken balls, Pork ribs all covered with salt and chilli powder.
Its fucking amazing
>>685793289
>>685791165
English breakfast. troll harder. Sage.
>>685791165
>American breakfast
Clearly most Britishfag meal possible. Nice try you autistic cuck.
>>685794169
>>685792210
This. This right here. Sounds Like a perfect breakfast to me.
>>685791165
I don't believe there is a "traditional" american breakfast. Maybe eggs and bacon?
i'd eat an ulster fry every fucking day of the week. but i don't as i don't want to be an american.
3 pork sausages
3 bacon rashers
3 eggs
3 potato bread
1 soda farl
fried mushrooms
hold the black pudding and veg roll.
FUCKING HEAVEN ON A PLATE.
>>685794224
that looks delicious... what is it?
White guy American here, never left the country, I'm 26
My breakfast is...
>one 16oz beer
>possibly some leftover dinner that sat in the microwave all night
Is that good?
Two skewers of takoyaki
Charshu onigiri
Karaage chicken curry
Tonkotsu ramen
Fish sausage
All washed down with heart gulps of Sapporo... Sounds like my kind of breakfast.
>>685793178
Baked beans are completely different everywhere outside of America you ignorant Yank.
>>685791165
Better than boiling shoes you filthy 3rd world nigger.
>>685794609
and what aspect makes it American or traditional?
>>685792528
Nah im canadian and i eat beans with eggs and hashbrowns with a bowl of fruit on the side. I like mixing it into a slop (minus the fruit)
>>685794763
a picture
>>685794862
It's 1:00 PM and I haven't showered or eaten yet and I'm on my second beer.
22/m/Delaware. About to receive bachelor of science in economics.
>>685791165
this is a british breakfast. (from what i know)
>pic is american breakfast
source: am american
>>685791165
Not American
>>685795368
Grits are the only thing I like american cheese in.
>>685791165
You must have been purposly dropped on your head as a child daily, i literally haven't seen anyone that retarded in months.
It's a fucking brittish breakfast you autistic pile of cancer, aggghhhhh.
I don't know what an american breakfast is, but I do believe your pic shows an american breakfast. Like everything in America, stolen from somewhere (Brit Breakfast), changed 1 thing to make it "genuine American".
>>685795005
Get out of my country
>>685791643
And that's canadian.
>>685791165
Gr8 b8 m8, but a traditional American breakfast is eggs over easy, bacon, toast. You'll find it at any greasy spoon diner, and at virtually everyone's table on a Sunday morning.
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND
>>685795957
ÜBER ALLES
>>685795923
+ hashbrowns or American fries
Why are some many of you failing to see the obvious bait here? you really think that op is serious? Really really.................................................???????????????????????????
>>685791165
>>685795846
That's the "american breakfast" that you find while vacationing in Europe (american living there), but it is not what you eat for breakfast in the US.
>>685796188
Shut up, little kid.
>>685795696
ick, grits are for sugar
>>685792259
Salt and chilli Chinese munchie box from scotland.
>>685791658
They look like the typical Brit.
>>685791165
They even call it the "continental" breakfast, not knowing it's supposed to feed the entire continent. They think it's healthy because it has tomatoes and eat one themselves.
>>685794279
no source or date of publication. You couldn't even address his complaints appropriately.
>>685796272
Sure sure i m the kid here..
Definitely not american.
The sausages and bacon are proper, and there is black pudding there.
>>685792528
It's Britfags you Americunt.
>>685796790
>i m
>..
>image macro after 2010
You most definitely are.
>>685791658
Weak shilling there.
>>685796904
Protip: This site is for Americans and you don't belong here.
>implying brits can't be fat as a fucking fuck
>>685794279
>zero sources or citations
Good try shillbot
>>685792259
>>685793713
Love a Munchy box prefer the tandoori ones more though.
>>685791165
>You even fry the TOMATOES, a FRUIT
Not according to the United States Supreme Court (Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893))
>>685797073
lmfao german looks like someone just wrote a bunth of random letters
derheifdsjalfkds en dklsahjfhdslaj hitler
I eat more than my 210 pound friend, and im only 145 pounds
what the fuck
>>685791165
> "biggest full english breakfast"
dumbass.
>>685794877
Doesn't matter where they are from, theyre fucking gross. Anyone who eats them is subhuman, like you.
>>685797091
The site is owned by a non american.
Bell end.
>>685797385
This site was created by an American and hosted in America. The current owner is irrelevant. He's just the autopilot on a plane. By the way, I noticed you're not speaking German or Russian. You're welcome, limp-wristed queer.
>>685792259
Scotfag detected. Munchie boxes are the one pal!
>>685797631
Thanks M8 for the site it's like amazing n shit.
>>685791165
>Beans and blood pudding
> American
Retard
>>685797697
Which one of those pills is the Quaalude?
Since i started working a job that requires me to run around my breakfast at most is a suasage biscuit from a fast food joint and then some mcdonalds or cheap wendy's meal for lunch.
Prior to that i never ate breakfast and i only had a cheap sandwich, some chips and a drink.
I don't give a fuck that this is a troll thread and that these pictures are meant to induce disgust in some people.
I am fucking starving, haven't eaten today and everything in this thread looks goddamn delicious
>>685798176
me too man, im just fucking jelous
>>685791165
No it isn't. This is the quintessentially English fry-up.
>>685797004
How fucking sad and broken are you in the inside?
>>685793201
this is a very well thought out post from a nice guy and it is very out of place on this website.
>>685798815
>triggered because he's also the cancer that killed /b/ and hasn't grown out of memes and image macros yet
>>685792096
Zozzle.
>>685797631
No the RAF made sure of that, feel free to join the party 3 years late. What's that language you're speaking & writing? Colonialfag?
>>685798815
Not him, but he's right. You don't "typ lik dis" on 4chan and expect to get away with it, even on /b/. You're over 18, start acting like it.
>>685799508
I actually Lol'd at this. Am americunt. Well done bong.
>>685794675
heaven on a plate and diabetes are not the same words anon.
>>685791658
>What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table.
I feel your pain, my Brit-brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
>>685799508
>No the RAF made sure of that
If you think this is what happened, you need to go brush up on history.
>What's that language you're speaking & writing? Colonialfag?
American English. It's what the world started speaking when your faggot grandfathers proved that they utterly incapable of maintaining an empire or even defending their own airspace. It's cute that you think the fact that your former colony ruling the planet while you get cucked by blacks and muslims would somehow upset me or support you position, Liam.
>>685791658
>barely puts food on the table
prob need to buy a smaller table fam
Do those of you that live outside the US have a large array of different food styles?
If you live in Bavaria, can you go to the local Russian. Finnish, or italian, Japanese, or Thai retardant? Or is it mostly just traditional food? Living in a supercity doesn't count.
>>685791165
>TOMATO, a FRUIT
niec bait
>>685793842
>Nobody eats like that in France. A giant trough of belgian chips WTF?
>>685792259
The munchy box has just crossed over to Ireland.I was wondering where it came from. Now I know.
>>685799077
why are you crying over nothing son?
>>685799595
So that means we should all leave 4chan.
>>685794763
a kebab
>>685802299
You'll find the overwhelming majority of people on 4chan type properly because they know if they fuck up once, it will be all anybody responds to them about.
It's easier to take 5 seconds to type correctly and re-read your post to look for mistakes than to have it not taken seriously.
>>685797631
OK fatty
>>685792548
Newfag. CP, AP and shemales have had their own threads since before you came along. No one complained back then either. Freshcunt.
>>685798860
Agreed.
>>685802511
You'll find the overwhelming majority of people on 4chan avoid doubles because they know if they fuck up once, it will be all anybody responds to them about.
>It's easier to take 5 seconds to script than to have it not taken seriously.
>>685802602
He means that /b/ didn't used to be 150 porn threads constantly. It was only 135 porn threads.
>>685800356
>this is what americans actually believe
thankyou my friend
and about the whole language thing - you're welcome
>>685802966
Only /b/ cares about doubles. a one in ten chance ruins threads here because this place is shit
>>685794444
witnessed
>>685796506
ha you're about as bad off as i am, i like my pancakes with salt and no syrup
>>685791658
>>685802989
Freshcunt defending a freshcunt.
>>685791449
Same fucking thing.
>>685802966
Only newfags care about gets.
>>685803119
>>685794875
not even close to an actual japanese breakfast
looks like you just put together all of the food from the anime you've watched
try harder, weaboo
>>685791165
Canadian here but our foods are more or the less the same. Not everything is fried, mostly meats and some of the topping with the meat like a steak for example mushrooms and onions. The veggies I normally steam or pan steam/fry not everything is bad although that breakfest is a heart attack to go lol
>>685803348
that imagiation of your could throw us all to never never land or newnew land.
>>685801769
It is technically a fruit
>>685797073
>>685803763
You're all from newnewland so what does it matter?
Tea in the thermos, made yesterday evening
Cookies straight from the box
A sip from the bottle of orange juice
>didn't leave my bed
>>685802966
nice dubs bro
>>685791165
That's an English breakfast
Note the beans and sausage and the tomatoes
>>685804032
>comfy
>Tea
Queer.
>>685791165
that's the most scottish shit ive ever seen
>>685792259
For anyone that wants to know its a Munchy box with salt and pepper chips, mostly served in waaaay north England and Scotland. Makes me upset I live in London tbh
>>685792849
so much cringe, but it seems good
> "Here's the latest challenge from Teesside, UK: Mario's Cafe in West Houghton does a big breakfast for £10.951. Eat it inside 20 minutes and it's free - looks conducive to good health. Whatya think?????"
My American breakfast
>>685805636
>£10.951.
A thousand pounds. wewlad
>>685791165
That's literally a full english from the uk
