Ask a girl who's about to fuck 2 dudes off Craigslist anything
>>685782270
Why?
>>685782270
How old are you?
>>685782270
tits or gtfo
Your name is propably Harold and you are an overweight 40 years old dude
Are you paying them or are they paying you?
Also tits or gtfo
Wanna blow me for the price of free?
>>685782270
Time stamp & tits, slave.
>>685782406
I'm kind of a closet nympho. I just get so horny and HAVE to fuck someone. Also I don't really care what happens to me
>>685782589
Neither
>>685782849
You will when you get the herp, or worse... just be careful.
>>685782270
Going to let them dp you?
>>685782270
Sure why not. I'd fuck 2 girls from Craigslist if they asked tbqh fam.
>>685782943
If you dont care if you die, post nudes?
>>685782270
Mucho STD
>>685782270
Where you from op?
It will probably be a nigger that's gonna beat the shit out of you and rape you. Hope you get aids too.
Tits or gtfo
>>685783021
Yep. Looking forward to trying it
>>685782849
fucking someone is different from breaking such a big taboo like fucking 2 dicks at once. you are just 24 and already mentally broke, clap clap clap
>>685783222
Checked
>>685782270
dont fucking talk to this cunt until there's tits.
jesus fuck newfags, the law is the law
>>685783115
Ohio.
>>685782270
How is 2007, I miss that year. Gonna go bang me a hotornot.com girl now.
>>685782270
>>685782849
>>685783222
Fucking baits dude....proof youre at least a femanon?
>>685782270
Could you add jamesloli on snap chat I want to work something out
>>685783352
Damn why aren't there any slutty femanons in my area
>>685782986
Herpes isn't even a big deal. I got it and it flared up once in 7 years. I've been with 3 people since then and no one got infected.
>>685783338
The man's right, but things aren't the way they used to be faggot: nobody has respect for the rules anymore.
>>685782270
Where are you from?
>>685783118
They're White dudes skype confirmed. But that doesn't sound bad. Except the aids
>>685782849
no, why would I wanna ask you anything
Ahem, Tits and timestamp please
>>685783233
Even if that's true I'm sure its not my fault . I'm not worried about it
>>685783352
Ohio here too 740
>>685783352 city?
>>685782270
How's it feel to know this is probably the last time anyone hears anything about you?
>>685783767
330
>>685783830
Well, at least I got to talk to some /b/tards before my murder.
Have fun. Let the guys take some pics and post them here if you're hot.
>>685783544
I've never follwed those rules. I'm a slut, sure, but by my own terms.
holla me op i'm meeting some chick of tinder tonight as well
you got kik or snapchat?
>>685784088
I was about to pretend I thought that was pathetic, but then I remembered it will probably be the same for me on the day I die
>Everyone in here saying she is gonna be murdered
>Can't count the amount of men i have met up with in the past decade
>Pretty much every weekend my husband is out of town for work, which is at least ten times a year
>Never got an std even though i risked bareback a few times
>There were a few really rough guys but its only rape if you're not into rough
Have fun OP! Any pictures of the guys cocks? I started only picking guys with 7+ about four years ago. Also highly recommend dping, seriously fun!
>>685784439
Is she hot? I don't have either actually.
nymph?
>>685782270
How did they convince you do to it
how do i convince girls on CL to fuck
>>685784576
it's probably true for most of us
>>685784880
yeah she's smoking she's 22 i'm 20
>>685784839
My original picture is him, the other guy doesn't have a pic. it'll be the biggest dick I've had yet. It feels good.not to.be the only one, btw ha.
>>685784943
I posted the ad. And it just depends, if there's sluts in your area who like what you write, they'll fuck you. Don't be corny amd don't sound desperate.
>>685784839
not op but how do you get your links
How well are you managing the herpes flare ups?
what is the attraction of having 2 dudes at once?
>>685785744
No herp. I got the clap once in high school though, from sleeping with a student teacher
>>685786173
A dick in my mouth and a dick in my puss or ass is so hot. If you're a dude, wouldn't you like to fuck two chicks at once? Its the same thing.
>>685786214
Were you afflicted by anything during childhood that influenced your nypho?
How long have you been single?
>>685782270
Hows your transition going?
>>685782270
Dont do it! They're going to ruin you and stretch you out
>>685786378
Sure. Molested (along with 5 other girls) in preschool at naptime. It was this whole big fiasco. I don't remember it. I've had nightterrors for a long time. I actually say things like 'dont touch me,' and 'stop.' I don't really get them anymore though. At 8 I was molested by my cousin. At 15&16 by my stepfather. Also I have a vague memory of my grandmothers ex husband in the bathtub with a towel over his boner.
>>685786352
Not the same, the thing of 2 chicks at once is having them both playing with you and each other, dudes probably won't be doing the same, both will want attention and having an awkwardness factor of seeing another guy getting serviced, plus guys have a natural stopping point, girls are less clear, so at the end, the one will probably be sitting around being awkward for a while
>>685786497
I'm not.
>>685786352
It is.
I'm 36 and I've never dated a girl yet thats wanted to do it.
Youre a rare breed anon. Have fun!
>>685786813
Does your SO know and if so what is his thoughts?
>>685786764
That's quite a truck load of unfortunate, you make me feel a bit discouraged about anything better for myself at this point in time with a track record like that.
>>685786783
You have a childs grasp of sexuality.
Entirely typical on /b.
>>685782270
Favourite colour of the alphabet?
>>685786813
Then you should kill yourself immediately.
Then again those two will likely take care of that themselves.
>>685786819
Well I hope you find a girl one day that wants to explore that with you, good luck. Thanks!
>>685786995
Nope, just a pragmatist speaking from experience
rest in rip
>>685786924
He knows and encourages me to explore. We're not exclusively monogamous.
>>685783543
You give me hope anon
Did you write your will, incase you get murder raped?
>>685782270
one one hand its sad that /btards dont follow the rules and talk to this cumdumpster, on the other hand i know how sad, pathetic and full of disappointment those normies lifes are, so i guess, that makes it even.
>>685786940
Why do you need to feel better about yourself?
No tits, no proof, no nothing
I am disappoint
>>685782727
That dick is sharp enough to shoot from a bow and pierce the heart of any fucker in its path
Have fun!
Video or gtfo
>>685786764
Was the guy who molested you named Freddy? I think you might want to avoid going to sleep.
>>685787406
Reasons i'd rather not discuss in a public thread with people I don't care to share information with that probably won't give a shit in return.
>>685787376
Nope. I don't have anything anyway except a bunch of clothes that wouldn't fit any of my friends. I'm sure my mom would take care of my goldfish.
>>685787133
You were arguing a hypothettical a second ago.
Now its your experience. Ok sure.
Thats not how it goes, anon.
Guys that are straight that are into MMF threesomes are either into it to see the girl get off, or to see their girl being completely submissive to being stuffed full of dick. Its all about her. Its not about them fooling around with each other, or any of the otger retarded immature "sex as ego trip" shit youre still stuck in like every other teenage boy & twentysomething thats still that undeveloped.
>>685787486
KEK
>>685787620
You're 24 and still live with your mom? You give me more and more hope with each response anon. I'm not alone, there is another that shares my heart.
>>685782270
Gross. What's it like being complete and utter scum?
>>685782886
>24
this no longer interests me
>>685787620
it seams that craiglist works in the usa then.. here only M4M or Fake scammer...
sadly
have a good time OP!
>>685783352
You are an incest baby
you newfags need to learn the rules
>>685787847
why? because she is 10 y older then you ?
>>685782886
Wait, actually. You're 24, you're coming close to the end of your good years, once you're in your late 20s, guys in their late twenties early 30s will be going after girls in your current age bracket. Please find a suitable long term partner/father and settle down, don't become a bitter old wench that bleeds off her maternal instincts with pets (being a cat lady)
>>685782727
Does 4chan not get old and bothersome with the constant "NIGGER! NIGGER!" posts?
>>685788031
She is not breeding material.
This post kind of proves that.
>>685787739
No, I don't live with my mom. But she would take care of my fish if I did. If you love with your mom though, cool. nothing wrong with that
>>685788016
>>685783233
Its only a big taboo to idiots.
Taboos are fir stupid people who cant make their own decisions.
>>685787798
It feels okay. Sometimes it's even a lot of fun.
>>685788031
>please
What the fuc is it to you either way you fucking busybody faggot?
Like youve got anything to say about it.
Sorry coming through.
Was instructed to leave this official request here
for the newfags.
>>685788335
Tell us about how you lost your virginity anon.
>>685782270
Well if yer gonna get naked for and fuck a couple of random guys from the internet anyway.
Give us some timestamped nudes with tits and pussy.
>>685788428
She got raped. Learn to read fag
>>685788541
Sorry excuse me.
My fault just gotta set this down here.
why did you make this thread?
>>685782270
tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>685782270
Stupid fucking bitch READ PLEASE!
109 replies and no tits? wtf
>>685787883
False
What do you do for a living
She asked for this last night, what should I do?
>>685788541
Learn to not get trolled by lying old men. Fag.
At least I'm trying to have fun with it. You're just being an obnoxious cunt.
>ITT newfags conversing without tits/timestamp
>>685788335
I thought that would be the answer. Eh whatever works for you I guess, just enjoy knowing that the only redeeming thing about you is your vagina and no one will ever be interested in you for your personality.
113 posts
and not a single picture of a gril let alone a timestamp
HOW SO MUCH CANCER
Post tits with timestamp
>>685788428
Actually I wasn't raped until years after I broke my own hymen accidentally when I was 12. Not very exciting.
>>685782270
Have you ever heard of Craigslist before now? Heard any of the horror stories about meeting people on there? Basically, what I'm asking is just how severe is your mental retardation, and does your parent/guardian/caregiver know that you're attempting to have a serious bout of retardation under their noses like this?
I understand their situation, as my 87 year old grandma is dying of cancer, and I'm her only immediate family, so I know how exhausting it is trying to take care of her. Luckily she's not senile or a mongoloid though, so at least I don't have to worry about her drinking cleaning products or wandering off and fucking potential serial killers from Craigslist, when I'm not looking.
this is now a spidey bread
Tits & timestamp
ass and timestamp, but I won't go any lower, you slut
tear it down
>>685788627
Good question. I guess because I don't have anyone I can talk to about it irl
>>685789333
Do it
>>685789350
there we go
Tits or I will derail this newfag thread.
nigger nigger nigger
big fat nigger
>>685788860
I'm a server at a pretty nice restaurant, and I get on MFC every week or so
>>685789350
Nervous?
>>685789350
its a faggot
>>685789624
>>685789633
>>685789633
Newfag anon is a faggot
oh shit is it spidey time?
>>685789624
when did you start indulging your nympho side?
>>685789633
STOP RIGHT THERE FAGGOT!
WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND
ROUND HERE
>>685789794
OH ITS ON FAGGOT
top drawer
>>685789922
>>685789974
>>685789922
Come at me bra
>>685789794
TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW! TITS/TIMESTAMP MEOW!
Can you really consider yourself a girl if your penis is feminine?
>>685790027
>>685789986
NAH NIGGA U JUST IN TIME BABY!
>>685790087
>>685789995
Bra!!! Oh bra!!! What a useless faggot. Please do us a favor and kill yourself.
>>685790114
cool,let me get you're signature,maybe?
STFU FAGGOTSE! STFU FAGGOTSE!
STFU FAGGOTSE! STFU FAGGOTSE!
STFU FAGGOTSE! STFU FAGGOTSE!
>>685790223
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>685790382
BACKTRACING OP
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
THE SAME!
>>685783338
If people followed the rules obvious newfags like you wouldn't know about this place
>>685790476
OH SHIT U GOTTA PENCIL CUZ
Female Op? No tits? No timestamp? nothing to see here. 99 percent sure that if it is a real female shes a cow. OH SHIT WADDUP
>>685784293
>By your own terms
Once you're a slut there's no going back regardless of terms. That's like saying I'm heterosexual but love sucking cock.
Who the fuck are you Katelyn jenner?
>>685790635
let me just take a picture of u instead,k.
>>685790419
kek
>>685790665
Yup. DP whining bitch ignoring the rules.
Yo are we gonna see titties in here or wat
>>685789350
>>685782270
Tell me where you live. Then we will make it three dudes.
>>685790975
HOW ABOUT NO YOU FUCKINK FAGGOTE!
>>685790975
STFU FAGBOI
>>685790844
Ive seen the bitches that post on craigslist. All of them are like IM LOOKIN FOR SOME DICK AND IM A FULL FIGURED WOMEN. Heres why any half decent chick wouldnt have to go on craigslist to score 2 dudes she could just call up 2 dudes and be like bang me.
/thread
>>685782270
You should probably have realised by now that, no one actually cares about some attention whore cunt (you), unless we see your tits, otherwise this is just bait and the only responses you are getting are from 13-14 year old children. nice ego there bro
>>685791138
ok faggote good storie
180 replies no tits, /b /was never good
>>685787018
This. At least end the relationship first you bitch
>>685791305
>>685790975
How about no newfag
>>685782270
Tits bitch or go the fuck out
>>685782270
Don't forget to write your will
>>685791305
The fact that you have a folder full of spider man pics makes you the biggest fagget cancer on this site. Its almost a guranteee you have a banana one as well FUCK BOI
I'm just here for the spiderman
;-)
*scroll**scroll**scroll* no tits ctrl+f4
>>685791526
OH YOU WANT BANANAS FUQBOI
I GOT SOME FUCKING BANANAS FOR YOU
>>685791138
I know. Half these bitches who do that won't get any on a normie unless they show up anonymous. Hideous women on Craigslist are traps!
>>685791751
Dude You wanna throw hands bitch
ALL OF YOU ALL NEGROES IS BE LIKE
TOASTING IN A SPIDEY BREAD!
OP HERE FINE HAVE MY FUCKING PIC
>>685791526
Summer already? Fuck.
Spideyfag is doing gods work so keep your whore mouth shut.
>>685792081
>>685782270
Daddy didn't hug you enough?
Whore!
>>685791526
>>685792158
Summer fag calling me a summer fag. Old Fag Reporting in. I hate all you faggets. cant even shot web
/thread
>>685792620
u mean this right
>>685792620
>>685792620
>>685789555
nice trips mr spidey
you saved the day
>>685792620
>can't even short web.
M8, you can't even structure a sentence fuck off out of here with that oldfag bullshit. No one believes you.
no boobs with timestamp
OP is a dude (and a faggot)
>>685783717
ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR DADDYS FAULT BECAUSE HE NEVER LOVED YOU EXCEPT FOR IN A SEXUAL WAY, JUST LIKE MY EX
>>685794389
THOUGHT I FUCKING LEFT EH
>>685794893
>>685794863
Hey spidy, I was getting worried for a sec
>>685794984
HERE I AM AGAIN
>>685782270
>girl
>>685795061
why the fuck r u guys here,im over here trying to derail a shota thread,loli's but for boys, fucking sick
>>685791818
eyyy
>>685783543
nasty bitch
>>685783233
>already mentally broke
What the fuck?
Why should someone be "mentally broke" if he/she wants to have sex with more than one partner?
It is a very common fantasy.
>>685783338
Is OP begging for attention? No, it is just a tread about girls fucking guys via craigslist.
>>685782727
Horrible
>>685786813
you are a worthless bitch
