Waifu claiming thread The rules are very simple: >Claim
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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Fubuki claimed
>>685779938
F U C K O F F M A I
You dirty fucking cuck faggot leave.
>>685778786
I really don't know, I've barely spoken with her. It's medical stuff - x-rays and all that bit. I'm hoping to eventually move up that path and become a radiologist.
Claimed
>>685775649 (renge)
im fine, not feeling that tired which is good
>>685775929 (yume)
as you wish
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>>685779562
Oh okay I'm sorry for being rude >n<
I just got confused and didn't know what to say..
Still love ya Homu, you're amazing and I hope.you feel better soon.
Akiko claimed
>tfw you get new waifu pics
>>685778244
>Homura
>checked
That was better than expected
>>685778461
>Renge
>this video is not available
Well fuck you too youtube
>>685780235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJuPBBw-l-M
Still here faggots
GET THE FUCK OUT OFF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!!!!! 4CHAN HAS AN ANIME BOARD USE IT GOD DAMN RETARDS!!
>claiming yume
>>685779816
hey its fubuki
>>685780104
your legs are not on the table
but I still like it thank you
now bend over we need to do something little maid
>>685780235
hey its akiko
>>685780308
hey its that guy
>>685780235
Deacon Blues by Steely Dan, you can find it on your own, I'm sure.
>>685780104
Hey, that's good news. I'm just about the same. Also an hour of work has passed with me doing literally no work.
>>685780308
Waddup claw
Shizuru get!
>>685780104
>Rattle rattle
>>685780308
>Click click
>>685780299
>checked
nice music discount Megumin
>>685780308
I know it's a lie
>>685780351
hey its Yume
>>685780548
Thanks, I'll check it out after I finish discount Megumin's vid
Pony waifu is best waifu
>>685780635
You're welcome
>discount Megumin
>kek'd
>>685780635
I want peaches right here right now
Kyouko claimed.
>>685780330
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>>685780351
hmmm?
>>685780611
>rattle
>>685780308
hey claw
>sachi
>>685780351
Hey yume, how are you doing? :)
>was lurking the past days and on Japantag so I didn't have that much of time anyways
>>685781198
Morning Kyouko, how're you?
>>685780635
I don't know if it's your speed, but you asked what I was listening to so I posted it.
>>685780611
>rattle
>>685781196
>
Have some
>>685781198
Hey there Kyouko
>>685781235
Oh shit it's spidey
>>685780351
Alien
>>685780548
Ayy
Nothing much goin on
You?
>>685780611
>snap snap
>>685780635
Prove it faggot
>>685781235
Hey spidermaid
>>685781198
hey its kyouko
>>685781235
hey its bruce wayne
>>685781348
I just got back from work rest of the day was ok
How was the japantag for ya?
>>685781537
More!
>>685781609
ok hey alien I am yume
how are you and what are your plans to end your life?
hallo
>>685781235
>Sachii
I didn't read the nametag because I was too excited
>>685781498
I like all kinds of music and a little something different is a nice refresher
>>685781609
>
Claw is a lie caught on gif(GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL)
>>685781854
Hello beautiful
>>685780898
Have this.
>H
>>685781498
Hello Renge, I'm doing good, I just woke up.
What about you?
>>685781537
Heyo Aki.
>>685781751
Hello leg-lover.
>>685781854
Hey Brit Maki
Fucking hate my script writing class
>>685781751
You are the alien here
Go crash on the moon or something
>>685781933
Its a hologram
Suck it
>>685781751
Was really fun, saw some really good cosplays, took some pictures, met some good friends from osu and yeah even the weather was good.
In short, it was fun!
Do you were there too?
>>685781976
Hey qt. How are you?
>>685780166
I saw it, don't really know what to say... thanks.
>>685782030
I missed you Manako!!
>>685781751
>
>>685781854
That greeting sounds suspiciously dutch
>>685782030
As someone who just had to code an entire demo for a platformer by himself, I acknowledge your suffering
>>685782106
>Its a hologram
Prove it fgt
>>685782133
No problem, you deserve it you really do.
You're amazing..
>>685781537
oh shit spidey where?
>>685781609
>click click
>>685781751
status is still hmm?
>>685782207
>what is britfag was not brit all along
>>685782207
Open your eyes and check it yourself
>>685781974
Thank you! I needed a crossover~
>>685782341
>what?
>>685782129
I'm doing good, still a bit sleepy, what about you?
>>685782370
Cutie.
>>685782176
Missed you too bb.
>>685782207
Oh no not like computer scripting. Like movie scripts. It's just filled with asshole people who you'd expect to see trying to get an art degree. So cringey
>>685782417
I'm joking. Because Akiko said my greeting sounded dutch
>>685782461
Yeah same, woke up an hour ago after going to bed at 7am.
The angler posted a video with a body which peaked our interest further, which is why I went so late.
>>685782370
Good afternoon Karen desu
>>685782106
Where's this one from?
>>685781498
>Rattle #5
>>685781235
>arachnid rattles?
>>685781609
>Clack clack
>>685782370
Hello Karen. How goes?
Aaaaand all caught up.
Even Mai got a reply.
Guys why are you so hateful?
>>685782341
I have seen through your veil of lies and exposed your true nature
Terug het kanaal over jij vuile nederlander
>>685782370
And then there's this fucking faggot
You ready for another pounding bitch?
>>685782376
I must touch the claw
>>685782491
You mean the type of people who believe every single shitty thing they make deserves a prize?
>>685782707
Hey Chen
>>685781854
now its the german maki claimer?
>>685781976
how are you doing?
also show me some legs
>>685782007
hey its chen
>>685782106
ok I am going to crash on moons couch!
>>685782116
nope 3 reasons for that with one being a sad excuse
>need to work
>outside
>people I don't know make me feel uncomfortable and want to kill myself or them depending what is easier to pull
>>685782207
Now I want strawberrys
>>685782339
wha?
>>685782341
then i was right
>>685782370
hey its karen
>>685782707
sing me a song
>>685782707
Here's a reply.
How are you doing Chen?
>>685782707
I have a bad habit of scrolling over your picture for some reason.
Sorry Chen.
How're you?
>>685782491
Love ya cutie~
>>685782491
Rather than sell a movie they try to make a work of art, yes?
How are you doing in that class?
>>685782461
Thank you for what you said, every word was needed.
I also just now noticed how much I love kyouko's outfit.
>>685782667
Hey maki, off by one as usual.
>>685782676
Same old same old right now, what's up?
>>685782781
Not right now desu, got things to do.
>>685782707
Can you tell me where you post from now? There's something I really want to know.
>>685782781
Yup. Those kind of people. I really am the black sheep in this school. It's all artsy Fartsy hipsters with their heads up their asses and here's me just wanting to be a part of the movie industry
>>685782887
Probably should be asleep right now so i can be awake for overwatch's inevitable server problems later.
Other than that, not much.
>>685782670
Grisaia s2 if im not wrong
>>685782781
Be carefull it does bite
>>685782707
Have a (you)
How are you doing?
>>685782865
:*
>>685782887
I'm doing alright. I'm taking out a camera today and gotta shoot a video tomorrow that's due in two weeks. I'm honestly coming up with nothing on what to do for the video. I was going to do something like "a guy is followed around by a camera Blair witch camera style, but no one else can see it" but that sounds better in my head. Any ideas?
>>685782794
Well easy life as a student. No work at the weekend. :P but I know what you mean but after a time I got used to be between many people.
also I had some chances to take pictures with really good cosplayers.
There were like 10 shinoa cosplays xD Didn't saw a yume though, could be too new.. :P
Also I went with some friends so I didn't had a problem talking to people mostly. :D
>>685782781
I'm that culturally blind the only word I pulled out of that was the cognate 'Netherlander'
>>685782794
>nice meme
>>685782887
Just like yourself
>off
>bY
>ONEEE
>>685782781
bully akiko
>>685782794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdss-U0H7fA
here
>>685782822
thanks for the reply
I'm just listening to music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epuga2JoF8A
How about you, Kyuko anon?
>>685782864
Yes, because I don't usually say anything except for insulting people or posting music.
>>685782887
Like, my country? Do you wanna DDos me? I'm going to tell Hats you want to ddos me.
>>685783056
hey
thanks
i don't even know who you are but i'm fine
how about you anon?
>>685782667
Oh ok
>I thought I lost all my opportunities to make shitty commonwealth jokes
>>685783206
You're so cute~!
Ohmygoodness.
You have me falling all over you~
>Chaika
>>685783322
Well to be fair, i do more or less the same thing.
Less music, more insulting.
Plus some rattling or whatever.
>>685783322
I going to DDoS you so hard you will never have internet again.
>>685783371
I'll get you some crutches. Don't fall!
>>685783322
We never actually spoke, even when Megu was my waifu
I'm also doing fine. Been up to anything lately?
>>685782794
I'm doing good, hope you are aswell!
Thanks for asking.
>Show me some legs
I'll give you this pic.
>>685782887
You're welcome, desu.
>I also just now noticed how much I love kyouko's outfit.
I'm glad, Karen's clothes are cute aswell!
>>685783322
>How about you, Kyuko anon?
I'm doing the same actually, that's what I always do after I wake up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpH697da4KQ
>>685783565
Homu you're a bully.
>>685783652
Are you the old megumin?
>>685783594
H-How about you just hold me instead~
>>685783737
I am
>Amatsu
>>685783206
lol can you explain your idea in a bit more detail? I'm not sure I follow
>>685783245
the off by one life
>8 hours
Ready for server issues and maintenance emergency shutdown?
>>685783028
lol, amen on the server problems, I'm afraid of that too.
What time is it there?
>>685783322
Yeah I probably will since I'm a master hacker.
And yeah I mean your country
pic for you, have you ever posted this on /int/?
>>685783798
Seems obvious but were you megumin like 4 days ago?
I wanna fuck Chen, guys..
>>685783917
Who doesn't?
>>685783363
Kek
>>685783814
oh boy, am I?!?!
>btw add me BritfagMaki#2701
>>685783879
I was, yes
I switched yesterday
>Amatsu
>>685782794
Don't have those, fuck
Have some legs instead
>
>>685782887
>off by one
Looks like the thing you have to do is apply noose
I'll be here, waiting
>>685783003
In high school we used to have these artfags. I studied applied sciences for the first few years so I'd have a basis in maths to help me in my current studies. The artfags we had were the most stuck up elitist faggot hipsters you could imagine. You could spot them by the way they dressed and walked. They were good friends of mine
>>685783046
>implying I wouldn't like that
>>685783245
rough translation: Go back overseas you filthy cheesehead
I don't blame you for not knowing dutch though, it's kind of an unpopular mixed bastard child of french and german
>>685783322
>checked
Sorry Chen but you know love hurts, right?
Here, have my shitty tunes as a tribute https://youtu.be/sfJQsTM56uQ
>>685783737
>>685783798
Discount Megumin
>>685783739
Ok come here babe
>>685783814
Honestly there's not much more than that. It's gonna be a guy who's followed around by a fictional camera that only he can see and he'll be like "can't you see it?" I know it's really shitty but I really don't want to make a video that's longer than like 5 minutes.
>>685784022
Why though? Megumin was a qt :(
Who is here for explosion now and that pic with the tiddies?
Claiming my trainfu
Smart, cute, and strong!
>>685783495
>rattle
>>685782794
hmmmmmmmm?
>>685781933
and i thought you was claw n shiet
>>685784045
It will bite your fingers off
>>685783814
I'm from Romania, why do you ask? I don't use any VPN.
>>685783652
Oh, I remember you, but there were many people claiming Megu
>>685783659
I can't even stay without listening to music.
I feel empty.
>>685783565
I'm going to show this to Hats.
You meanie!
>>685783495
More music.
>>685784045
>KEK
I'm not that great with languages. I was good at french like 3 years ago in high school and now I'm minoring in japanese, luckily being a weeb made japanese slightly easier
>>685783814
8:30 AM. You?
>>685784200
>Dubs rattles
>>685784125
With pleasure
>eager hug
>Chaika
>>685783243
Shinoa cosplayer i hope with sycthe
>>685783245
don't get it
>>685783322
how are you doing?
>>685783659
that pic is nice but hurts at the same time
>wearing stockings in the bathtub
>>685784045
>feelsbatman.png
legs are also good
fine legs are fine
>>685784200
bend over I am a doctor now
>>685782887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
Claiming. I would stay, but this is the most painfully obvious avatar circlejerk, I think I have ever witnessed.
>>685784166
>That pic with the tiddies
I'm pretty sure that wasn't me
I never post nude, you see
>unless it was like cleavage
>>685784045
kek Is that my new nickname?
>>685784217
Good thing I switched then
>>685784460
Some with and some without scythe.
>fubuki
>>685784460
>I'm not actually German/Dutch I am English I swear~
>>685784591
It was that recolored megumin pic where she was black. No nude. Just a recolor ^^
>>685784217
Do it as soon as you can or you won't have the chance.
>>685784773
That one?
>kek
>>685784317
I'm terrible with languages. I don't have the patience to learn them unless I use them constantly like English. When I do learn them they're stuck forever
>>685784460
Of course
Akiko has best legs
>>685784509
Well we don't really try to hide it or anything
>>685784591
>
That's your only name now you fuckboi
>>685784773
He means nigga and tiddies
and yeah that pic was great
>>685784752
don't swear infront of the little one (prinz)
>>685784217
>I can't even stay without listening to music.
I feel empty.
Very true, the only times I don't listen to music is when I'm playing games that require actually listening to the game sounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnWPGSQjFUc
One more song from my absolute terrible taste.
>>685784460
Yeah, if you think about the pic in a realistic way, it must be very uncomfortable.
>>685784752
But I'm German and hope for prinz to show up do to some "guten morgen" :D
>>685784460
what,why?
>>685784420
>singles rattle
>>685784460
>>685784752
don't trust him hes Welsh
>>685784217
thank you for the ohayo
Because I think you said some time that you were from africa, yes yes?
There is someone posting that picture on /int/ and he is from the UAE, so I thought maybe you were using a VPN in africa, because he posts other chen pictures a lot. Like the one where you are looking side to side in confusion.
>>685783659
I just noticed pic related is really similar to yours
>>685783992
Hmmm
I really didn't want to add anyone from these threads, like tatsu said. It kinda takes the magic. But I guess a few exceptions will be made desu, I am Panthera.
>>685784125
em, perhaps make something with a short twist? Like a detail that was not revealed to the audience that explains why the character is acting in a certain way desu.
Maybe a physical/mental disability. I'm not smart enough to come up with something, I'll leave that to you!
>>685784420
6:38 PM, need to go to the store before it closes. I was up last night with akiko and then splitting a thread when mai was posting.
>>685784460
I did not expect this, not in the least bit. This was very fucking good
At least I got an Ayaya! Thanks :D
>>685784045
Ehm, don't wait, do whatever. I think I'm gonna go to the store soon.
Also overwatch is coming out today.
>>685784877
>Exactly that one!
Who will post this now after you switched? >.<
And who will do the explosions?
>>685784933
>More dubs rattles
Youuu...
Also, random lewd?
>>685785070
Yeah, saw that.
threads were split right when i got on. Was too lazy to figure out why. Guess i do now?
>>685784895
Yeah that's the thing, you always get rusty and if there's no incentive or motive to learn you can't apply yourself properly.
>>685784913
Gotcha.
>>685784933
get to fuck ya scottish cunt we build that wall for a reason :^)
>>685785070
I guess that's true. Thanks anyway!
>>685784933
>I just noticed pic related is really similar to yours
Same artist!
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=fal_maro
>>685785242
Wrong quote, was meant for >>685785070
>>685784877
>if trips discount megumin switches back to megumin
https://youtu.be/XN9mdn32jMk
>>685784877
>checked
I must save this work of art to preserve what we have left of Megumin's glory days
>>685785070
I didn't mean I was gonna wait like a cat at the door, just letting you know I'll probably be here when you're free to go
>>685785100
>checked
Your new waifu(fucking heretic) gives you nice gets but Megumin was still better
>>685785227
Yea but that's kinda been my problem with learning anything. I had the biggest strugle learning algebra because I saw no point in it after I could do my basic everyday calculations like counting money and shit.
>>685785517
I re-roll
>bored
>>685784925
>if you think about the pic in a realistic way
>not thinking realistic about legs
heresy
>>685784933
because there is one thing you need to do before you become the best maid of all time so bend over it will not hurt and be done quickly
>>685785070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KicB7bLLiCA
I think this is better
>>685785227
no sry I don't play paintball
>>685785573
hey its syndra
>>685785242
>following link
>seeing best girl mami in first pic
>great day
>>685785713
>big fat titties
>all this made up mellodrama
Hahaha. I fucking love NEET circlejerks. It's like a soap opera playing out, but everyone is just making it us as they go along lmao
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED AND IT'S ONLY 9AM BUT I MUST PERSEVERE
>>685785713
>>685785517
I got so many get this thread, you can't stop me!
>>685785639
I got dub dub here >>685785500
>>685785915
Hahaha. That didn't take long Barry.
clmd
>>685785794
you sure?
>>685785227
:^)
>>685785223
yeah random lewd
>one off rattles
>>685786045
I WILL FORGE ON
>>685784913
>prinz
What about him?
:3
>>685786224
yeah its only for your own safety
>>685786254
he is my precious unstaint pure little one
>>685785794
Yes.
>>685785953
>no ohayo on mobile
>feelsbadman
>>685785242
Yeah! He draws amazing!
Let's see if he has any other Karen pictu- Oh
Oh no.
>>685785223
Ehm, the Mai poster was known for making threads, getting people to post in them then deleting them halfway. He made his way too early and linked it, then spammed mine when I made my own. He was trying way too hard to get everyone to go to his thread even though he didn't post a single thing in it. A few people Basically resented me for not giving Mai a chance but I'm willing to take that blame.
Stayed up till like 6-7 AM for that lol. It actually turned out great because the Mai thread had people posting and mine had people posting, all at a slow pace. I feel bad because Yuko didn't approve at all of what was happening.
>>685785794
>crazy taxi
>nostalgia
I liked the first one though, kek.
>>685785573
kys desu
>>685785713
*poke*
>>685786249
>>685785915
>>685786045
wut?
Storm brewing outside, internet is getting fucky...
Maybe it's better that we don't play for now, Akiko
Dio-sama...
>>685786485
>slut
>pure
>>685785639
We tried though..
>>685785867
Ok
>>685786011
Maybe my quads will say the opposite?
>>685786224
we've always liked keep ye at arm's length :^)
>>685786408
what a qt waifu
>>685786659
Reroll
>>685786550
>>685786564
>Let's see if he has any other Karen pictu-
Hey, I like that other picture, kek.
>>685786550
>FeelsBadMan
>>685785794
That Mami pic is pretty good indeed.
>>685786564
I'm trying desperately to fix my sleep schedule because I have to drive to my mom's place this coming weekend, which means I need to be awake during the daytime. I MUSTN'T SLEEP.
>>685786712
Why would she have her face hidden if she is happy to be violently raped, this is just ridiculous, clearly Galko fails at everything.
>>685786659
I tried now I'm gonna go, Seeya later muchos fun
>>685786224
>Always off by one rattles
Except when off by two
>>685786249
BE STRONG! YOU CAN DO IT! maybe
>>685786586
Hello loli lover Dio.
>>685786564
>
>>685786835
I do fail at everything.
>>685786712
Disgusting.
>>685786789
At least I have that one now.
>>685786659
You tried
>>685786840
See ya later kind Anon~
>>685786933
>check'd
>>685786485
if you are sure
>>685786933
>except when get rattle
CLAIMED
>>685786835
It's not about the rape, holy diver. It's about the bondage!
She's covered because the artist likes to layer the gags.
>>685786975
kek that was me, I love your reactions when people post galko pictures
I still laugh at that cross-thread one yesterday
>>685786804
Stab hand, always works for me desu.
Also, try changing your sleep a bit every day? Like two hours forward, but I guess you don't have that luxary atm, yes yes?
>>685786789
You would, desu. I'm still collecting high res Karen pictures and then compressing them so I can actually upload them lol.
>>685787036
Woo. Hello there panties.
>Lewd rattles
>>685787109
>claiming the ultimate meme girl
>>685786933
nothx
>>685787036
>>685787036
>that panties and stockings
yes now put this chastity belt to be safe of every evil in the worl except me
>which is like 97.87% of all evil
>>685787309
That's normally what I do actually, it's just that usually takes a couple weeks to fully work, don't have the time.
Isara Gunther, Valkyria Chronicles
>>685787309
Thanks.
>I think you were the only one who saw that
>>685787571
De geso
>>685787454
nice
>>685787472
what why
>>685787343
>less lewd rattles
>>685788477
>to be safe of every evil
>>685787571
Oops, that's what I meant to say desu.
Hope it gets fixed.
>>685787826
I hope not, desu. That was glorious.
Goodbye for now, everyone! Going to the store and running some errands.
>>685788785
See you later Karen!
>>685788785
See you later.
>>685785070
I'm not from africa, just from Romania.
I'm not the same guy.
>>685784794
Okay.
>>685784925
Yeah, music is really good.
>>685784591
I guess
>>685788477
D'aww.
But Sachi is cute.
>Rattle rattle
>>685789817
shizueu also cute
could you save me from this crazy leg person being a faggot?
>rattle
>>685790072
Lol
Define save?
>Safety rattles
>>685784045
>Sorry Chen but you know love hurts, right?
>>685790318
call syndra
>rattles
>>685790147
how goes it?
>>685790505
I'm tired.
>>685790505
What?
>>685790072
>this crazy leg person being a faggot?
lmao
>>685790505
yes call her!
>>685790636
Hey its syndra
>>685790505
Uh oh. Now you've done it. Don't you know saying "Syndra" summons Syndra?
It's like those horror stories from when i was little and you say a name a few times while doing something arbitrary.
Then they appear and tell you to kill yourself.
Something like that.
what up.
megumi claimed.
>>685790636
yume's being a faggot again
>>685790622
go to bed then
>>685791144
Welcome. Great taste.
Best type moon claimed
>>685791144
>explo...
oh its just a megumi
>>685791412
hey its them
>>685790876
No, you gotta say ''Syndra'' 3 times in to a bowl of raisins that is surrounded by candles. Make sure that the room is dark and there is a mirror in it.
Get good.
>>685791241
He is always a faggot.
>>685791394
This discord is getting ridiculous.
>>685791412
Heyo Shiki.
>>685791144
Nice claim!
Welcome
>>685791479
Why is getting ridiculous?
>>685791241
Okay.
>>685791479
shitpostingintensifies.gif
>>685791579
Right now they are calling walmart,pharmacies and pizza places.
>>685791460
Kek
I reacted to the name too
>Amatsu
>>685791479
Raisins? Fucking gross. Have some standards.
And you say i'm the one who needs to get good.
>>685791890
>not liking raisins
End yourself.
