what are /b/'s thoughts on metalheads/metal?
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what are /b/'s thoughts on metalheads/metal?
>>685779197
Sole supporters of white facepaint industry.
Good for them.
>>685779197
They like what they like
>>685779197
those juggalos doe
>>685779197
It's alright
>>685779197
As insecure as a 12 year old girl and just as annoying
forgot to mention
music is alright for me
i hate being called metalhead cuz i dont want to be associated with OP's pic related
>>685780121
same for me
I do look like a metalhead though (long hair and long beard) but most of that came long before I got into metal anyways
they are extremely cool pic related
>>685781069
Cool is for fucking kids you nigger
i like metal
i don't like anyone whose identity is based on any sort of music, tv show, movies or other form of media.
i love metal
fuck em up in the moshpit
>>685779197
Nicest people you could ever meet.
ever since i heard this record i was a metalhead and knew i was born to be one. havent looked back since
>>685779197
They are actually similar to this
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
vegans of music
>>685779197
Nothing metal about copying someone elses look.
So they are sheep
>>685781159
>cool metalhead detected
>>685779197
That's not metal. That's shit.
>>685781573
Kill yourself
>>685782107
This is more metal than OPs pic
>>685782107
>Hammerfall
Fuck yeah
>>685782107
>schoolshooters.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzR_ClTE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cirhQ8iLdbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6UZFkrv9-E
>>685782456
i-i actually like them
Metal
>>685782372
>unironically liking one of the bands
you cringey faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZApf9c8Tes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GfqGpTMrts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ7pCb1FHPQ
>>685782656
>Unironically not liking Hammerfall
Now who's the fagit, fagit?
>>685782439
she's hot
>>685782648
>un-ironically posting a meme like this
>implying you'll ever be as manly as this viking
>>685779197
Wtf are these your representation of metal head is way off
>>685782641
Nice. Us metal heads need to stick together - baby metal is cool with me.
>>685782907
this is my jam
>>685782776
>unironically knowing who Hammerfall are
you're the faggot newfriend
>>685779197
those aren't metalheads. those are faggots. this is a metalhead
>>685783089
She is the one and only..
Spread the good word
>>685783113
who doesn't hate christmas music though
>>685783099
>liking hammerfall makes you a faget
>knowing who hammerfall are makes you a faget
You'd only know liking them made you a faget if you knew who they were. You are unironically gay
>>685783113
Here here
been a maggot for 15 years now. metal is the truest form of music.
Horns for Satan fuck yeah
>>685779197
there are some really good bands that happen to fall in the genre like Tool or early 2000's Slipknot, but if you own more than two Disturbed or SOAD shirts you should kill yourself
>>685781573
0/10 bait
>>685783289
>shit you've been longer than you've been alive for
>identity
>>685783289
Nu-Metal sucks dick, especially that band.
Who likes Exmortus?
>>685783412
>mfw when i used to own three SOAD shirts
but that was like 15 or 16 years ago
>>685783462
What does this mean?
>>685783412
Those are some of the gayest bands ive ever heard, weak as fuck.
Old slip is cool, that new shit that's all drums and toned down Corey sux
>>685783586
checking them out right now
hmm bretty gud shit anon thanks
>>685783753
damn his nipple is big
>>685783883
YouTube "metal is king"
>>685783260
you're actually gay
>>685782456
Baby metal is pretty cool
>>685783905
O lawd, is dat sum Gaahl?
ÜBERSMENCH!
>>685783723
hail tru metal faggot
>>685784035
>responds to "you're gay" with " you're gay"
Is this what being btfo looks like
Does anyone else here listen to Through the Eyes of the Dead? It's what first got me into metal.
Fucking kids these days..
>>685784171
.nederlanda
i really really like this pic
>>685783852
feelsbadman with a gun
>>685783568
>slipknot
>nu metal
pick one ass cream
>>685779197
Niggas like these get murdered here.
>>685782638
post more brutal metal chicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEtRaoDKQhk
>>685784283
>Sleeping With Sirens
>Asking Alexandria
>Bring Me the Horizon
Quality bait.
>My chemical romance
>>685784048
>>685782993
it's babbymetal with no spaces you plebs
>>685784256
if you're looking in a mirror, yes
>>685784499
>"No u" again
>metalfags
Pretty friendly bunch despite appearances.
Good times at places like Sonisphere or Download. They're less judgemental, but uglier than chads and Stacies.
>>685784635
>metalheads
>>685784479
No no, baby metal. Metal you play for babies. Like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUfLLwCv10
>>685784600
butthurt beyond belief kill yourself
>>685784792
>They're less judgemental
>analyze thread
s-sure anon
>>685784906
>still no response, just edgy buzzwords
>>685784947
>>685784283
>>685784456
>Green Day
>Alkaline Trio
>Paramore
>et al.
Bands that aren't even attempting to be metal in the slightest. This is not quality bait, it's far too blatant.
>>685784283
>>685782648
>200 BPM
>Tempo changes mid-song
>Implying most metal riffs are hard to play
Yeah these absolutely fit
>>685785496
Don't forget
>metallica, pantera et al in dadrock
... And justice for all was heavy as fuck
All the metal heads I've ever met are nice people. A bit on the malnourished autist side, but nice people.
>>685784792
>pretty friendly
yeah except if you dare to like music that is no 'trve Metal' and fail to label their favorite 'Symphonic-Technical-Grind-Death-Core Metal as such.
>>685785979
aggressive music, calm people
all the metal festivals around here are the most peaceful when it comes to viuolent incidents etc. while on the other hand the "softer" music festivals are full of fights
>>685784406
>Slipknot actually being Nu-Metal and this retards post being invalid
>>685786167
>viuolent
violent*
>>685786167
>while on the other hand the "softer" music festivals are full of fights
Bullshit. Stop talking bullshit. 99% of festivals are completely peaceful, with minimal fights or conflicts happening. Thats universal.
>>685786574
cool
You sound like a mad uneducated fag
>>685786425
universally perhaps, not here
>>685786645
w-who anon senpai??
>>685784283
I like all of them on both sides :D
Metal Head for 17 Years!!!
i love metal but most metalheads are annoying as fuck
>>685781506
Or twisted fucking psychopaths
>>685786805
>:D
This just describes metalheads jeez
>>685779197
89 wasn't enough
Feel my edge faggots
>>685781506
>>685788036
>>685788270
the most metal concert
>>685788270
>implying EoDM is metal
>>685784283
I know this is bait but someone out there actually agrees to this
>>685788592
go to warped tour
i did never again
hey /b name my metal band
love it, cant get enough of it
Metal = awesome
Metal concerts = awesome
People who identity with a music genre = faggot
Pic related (Front row at Carolina Rebellion for Rob Zombie)
>>685788815
Im trying to understand your sentence but fuck man you sound like yoda with dyslexia
>>685782456
I have all these songs on my ipod
>>685788270
edgy as fuck
>>685785845
Its a troll image...
>>685788981
>edgy cover
>so cool
I love a lot of death and tech metal. Don't really associate with the fanbase though.
>>685789130
was there too anon
crowdsurfed at babbymetal set not ashamed
>>685789645
He's actually kill though.
>>685789968
agree but can't never get into death and extreme genres like that
my limit is amon amarth
>>685779197
Love the music, hate the general population of fans
>>685784338
Let's burn some churches
>>685790115
not him but I mostly can't get into "lighter" metal, usually melodeath (like AA you mentioned) is my lower limit with some exceptions
I do listen to a lot of other softer genres though but I want my metal to be extreme
>>685779197
REAL Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKig0G6_T0s
>>685783586
They opened for Amon Amarth recently. They were awesome.
>>685789645
On 8 April 1991, while left alone in the house, Per "Dead" Ohlin slit his wrists and throat with a knife and then shot himself in the forehead with a shotgun. He left a brief suicide note, which apologized for firing a gun indoors and began: "Excuse the blood".
>>685779197
Personally, I love metal instrumentals.
The fast aggressive pacing usually leads to highly skill musicians making intense energizing music. Then some batman-voiced lung cancer victim starts grunting and screaming and ruins everything.
Seriously those guitarists are so skilled, those drummers have so much endurance, and the talentless singers always manage to shit on the entire genre.
(except sometimes in German, that language is perfect for angry yelling )
>>685779197
Black metal and its fans like in pic related are gay
>>685789998
So many tits during Rob Zombie, there was a girl right next to me who stayed topless the entire set and was sitting on the shoulders of any beta who would let her... she wanted to sit on mine but was with the wife and instead just kep getting a face full of her tits when the crowd thrashed
Former metalhead here
Metal is great. Metalheads are insecure dumbshits. Period. With a few exceptions for People Old enough to buy themselves a beer without asking their parents for money
>>685791654
That is so cool you must really use it as album cover.
>>685779197
>>685783409
At Baby Metal concerts they make the fox demon sign because Baby Metal worships a fox demon
>>685791393
Amon Amarth is one of the last bands on my must see list.. although every time they come here theyre not with anyone I care to see nor is it worth 40$ just for them.
>>685779197
extremly good music, sadly mostly attracts the wrong peope who like it for the wrong reasons
>>685792070
what?
>>685783089
be me, miss tons of Arch Enemy concerts because of countless reasons (gf birthday, exams, grandma dies ect), I actually sold tickets TWICE because i couldn't attend.
mfw Angela says she'll quit and I have never seen her live. I almost cried.
>>685792070
fuck back to your cave weab
>>>/jp/bmsg/
>>685786167
not correlated or conclusive
bullshit
>>685783753
man, kid rock works out!
is this a cringe thread ?
>>685791681
"clean" vocals in metal are mostly cancer
>>685789130
this anon gets it
>>685782648
lol @ the maker of this meme not understanding what tempo means.
>>685792996
They should be able to sing clean as well. Like disturbed, drowning pool, pantera etc. etc.
>>685793380
>They should be able to sing clean as well.
1. why
2. a lot of good "growlers" can
>>685782907
His beard alone is more metal than half the population of the world combined.
>>685783113
I'd support him in his legal fight.
>>685793380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWVbjdJrPzE
>>685791681
Hahahahahah no. Growling, gutturals, pig squeals..etc are some of the hardest vocals to do.
>>685793731
Le beards are manly guise XDDD
>>685779197
Rap and hip hop are the only true music. All that other shit is just shit.
>>685794581
fair enough, I can believe that it's difficult, but for the life of me I can't believe that it sounds even remotely "good".
Just imo
>>685784278
they were my first moshpit back when i was like 12. it was a great show. and that album is god tier
>>685794852
I listen to alot of Brutal Death Metal/Slam. The deep guttural vocals are like another instrument, used to match the brutality of the rest of music. Especially with bands that use just straight gutturals with no pronounciation of words.
>>685794852
it's perfectly fine to dislike harsh vocals and so on, but calling it "talentless" is pretty dumb
I fervently despise a lot of the supreme guitar wankery in prog metal but I can see that it obviously takes tons of skill
>>685783409
how the fuck can you inverse Satan. it's physically impossible.
>>685794852
used to hate it too
idk one day it just grew on me
it's kinda like your porn fetish at first you get off to to normal porn then after some time you find yourself jerking to bbw disabled interracial scat midget porn and wanting more
>>685793656
1. Its nice to get some variation in the sound of the vocals.
2. There are decent growlers but the ones that can do both growl and clean lyrics(Metallica) tend to be much much better.
Also they can actually have more freedom with song writing when they can sing both.
just got back from rock on the range. most of them are assholes and want to hurt people. Some are cool like the women who want to show their tits all the time
>>685794794
so much bait
>>685795257
Yeah I guess I had some specific singers in mind when I threw that word out, and now that I think of it, they're not even the one's making indiscernible guttural sounds, they're the straight up singers.
>>685783773
Bitch that's fucking music and yer crying cuz somebody named bands that you don't like so yer saying "ooo fuck them they aren't true enough to be called metal" grow the fuck up poser.
>>685783316
Underrated post
>>685796694
Spotted the faggot that listens to weak poser metal
>>685783905
>>685784121
>>685784247
Did you know he's actually gay? He seems like a really chill dude irl from his interviews.
>>685779197
Trendy shit children that are much more concerned with their musical image than their music and restrict their musical spectrum down to the same shitty noise with too much gain, downtuning, palm mutes and power chords followed by solos not meant to stir emotion but to demonstrate some dipshit's speed on guitar. All in all, the only scenes trendier and dumber are the juggalos and rappers.
>>685797272
>Did you know he's actually gay?
yeah of course
>>685779197
I really only listen to black metal and funeral doom.
I don't dress at all like I am part of the metal scene and genuinely think most metalheads, black merallers especially, are borderline retarded.
>>685797209
Sure faggot?
>>685781069
>>685795976
Ive been to at least 50 concerts, and seen pretty much every well known metal band and I would say that no matter how fucking heavy things got, people would always get helped up if they fell, would act like family when the music wasnt playing and anyone who was actually hurting people (especially in the pit) would be dealt with brutally.
The only people Ive seen who nobody wanted anything to do with was some Neo-Nazis goose stepping in the pit at a Pantera concert holding up the heil hitler salute... everyone noped out of there til they were done.
>>685779197
"If you don't like what i like you're a loser conformist!"
>>685779859
Those Jugalletes, though.
>>685779197
I prefer music.
>>685784283
Someone wants to die
itt: beta posters.
>>685797209
So faggot ye got smthn to tell? Wanna add smthn cunt? Fuck off and die thrash metal fanboy faggot grow the fuck up poser. Ppl like ye should have mandatory euthanasia.
>>685792009
Varg Hated Euronymous for even taking those pics. Potentially effected why he killed him. That pic had a lot to do with a lot of things. So yeah, pretty cool.
GAGA METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Zm-ELfXEU
>>685779197
Best small communities, they still hate each-other more than niggers in big groups tho'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-zBnggnDLU
Been really into this band lately.
People who refer to themselves as metalheads and revolve their life around metal culture are faggots.
>>685797685
Dude that fucking interview
As a former metal fan I can safely say we are one of the most pretentious bunch of faggots.
>>685781827
Here's your (you).
I really enjoyed that comment though.
>>685779986
Top kek at that picture.
>>685797685
it was so hilarious that the vice faggot didn't understand what he said. He basically told Gaahl that he hadn't listened to anything he'd said for the past days.
>>685795356
I can do it just fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNA8015TGcA
Love the metal /b/ros
What do you fags think of this OG dying fetus Stop At Nothing shirt I finally got today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nukLmPtS2lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbId5Fkq-eI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQlcBnX5u0
>>685799723
i like your handwriting anon
>>685803331
I personally really dislike "album cover art shirts" unless they're really transformed out of the square nature of the original art
pretentious edgy children who can't except the fact that people dont like metal (and cant figure out why) and who constantly argue about sub genres. if you're a casual metal fan then it's fine. but metalheads are faggots.l
>>685804449
did your earlier b8 (whatever it was) not work or why are you still here
here's your (you) now so you can claim victory
>>685804743
idk what i would get banned for. i dont really do anything that would warrant it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WgKmK5DupM
>>685790955
Hey man
You heard the latest gorguts ep? Its fantastic
>>685804903
who the fuck said anything about bans
>>685804919
yeah it was alright, not a big gorguts fan (but I liked the more straightforward "The Erosion of Sanity")
>>685784283
triggered
Trash genre
>>685782749
what is this shit?
>>685779197
Metalheads like OP's pic, bunch of pathetic emo kids. Other than that, whatever, listen to what you want.
>>685794632
>implying they aren't
>>685783289
i like the new album and i think corey taylor is a great singer
unironically
Off to see the download festival in June
>>685782648
Cancerous meme detected
>>685792204
Same here, everytime they were on wacken I missed them but now they are playing with anthrax and skillet like 10 minutes from where i live, so i have no fucking excuse
>>685784171
and completely disregarding the meaning of the word
They're pretty metal
>>685783289
Kill yourself, pleb
>>685805756
meme metal
>>685784406
Are you retarded?
Love metal. Why?
Just found out about gojira and i cant belive what i missed all these years
>>685799943
>Euronymous
A communist and a fag, so good riddance
>>685789968
Beyond creation are fucking sick! agree with you although I used to be one of the metalhead plebs
