Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

ITT: Broke drug addict. need ways to get high from household

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 88
Thread images: 7
File: 1445925681938.jpg (44 KB, 400x533) Image search: [Google]
1445925681938.jpg
44 KB, 400x533
ITT: Broke drug addict.

need ways to get high from household items.
In exchange I'll dump random nudes/porn.
>>
What the world needs is more drub addicts.
>>
Ammonia mixed with bleach gives you an incredible high
>>
Mouthwash.

1. Gargle mouthwash
2. Suck random cocks
3. More mouthwash
4.... profit.
>>
>>685773781
just smoke dried banana peel, but need quite alot
>>
>>685773898
Yeah works really well
>>
Open oven. Turn on gas. Put head in oven. Inhale gas.

>Trip balls!
>>
>>685773781
Addicted to what? Also dont you have any meds.
>>
>>685773781
Morning glory seeds.

If you can find them, Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds.

You need to eat like 300 for a nice trip for the morning glorys.

only like 15-30 for the HBW

Beware though, take some Dramamine before hand, HBW makes a lot of people barf. you still get the trip though.
>>
Take a spray whipped cream. Keep it straight up so only the gas is released. Huff that. An entire can will get you high for like 15 mins. You also have some unwhipped cream as a bonus for Killin half your brain cells
>>
Malcom x tea usually does the trick. You need a tablespoon of nutmeg and a glass of water. You mix the nutmeg and water and chug the whole thing. Your stomach will feel full and heavy but give it a little while and it will fuck you up
>>
>>685773781
I may be able to help, but I first need to know what type of feeling you intend to achieve.
>>
>>685773781
I'll pay you for sex

905 area code
>>
smoke catnip, will do something!
>>
Ill pay you for blowjobs

815 area code
>>
File: robotsex.webm (2 MB, 640x360) Image search: [Google]
robotsex.webm
2 MB, 640x360
sounds like a good time to kick a bad habit that's eventually gonna fuck up your life (in one way or another)
>>
>>685773781
"Liquid fire" can be purchased from hardware store. It's ether.
>>
Vanilla extract and mouth wash contain alcohol. Whippets from a whipped cream can (pointing up)
>>
Nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, can be found in whipped cream or can be bought in tanks at some smoke shops. The initial high is VERY intense but only lasts about a minute while the resulting effects last for maybe 10-15 minutes. Also nitrous isn't harmful unless you hold your breath too long, cuz you have to hold it in for a while.
>>
Gasoline. Too poor for one litre? Take sharp thing and slice 6 feet off of neighbours garden hose. Siphon gas into old rubber boot take home and put in fridge.
>>
>>685773898
I used to get bombed with this concoction
>>
OP has not delivered. Commence bad advice!
Visine is a sweet high. Drink 5 to 7 drops, and it's kinda like a mellow L
>>
>>685776235
I heard that shit makes you puke for hours
>>
>>685776235
Rat poison is mostly nicotine. Nicotine = cigarettes = cool. Chomp into a chunk o cool!
>>
Huff airhorn gas. Long sustained bursts to get the full effect.
>>
>>685776421
Nope. That's alcohol. You're doing life bad. Pick up it game son
>>
did anyone say jenkim yet?
>>
Perfume is alcohol based. Pour into asshole for a turbo good time
>>
>>685774341
15-30 is waaaaay too much. Don't listen to this retard. He's either buying his shit from a terrible vendor or trying to get you to hurt yourself, because good ones only take 4-12 to get you there.
>>
>>685776235
crack is super easy to make, its pretty much just battery acid and bleach. fill a cup with bleach then puncture a battery and drop it in.

be sure to inhale everything for the strongest high
>>
>>685776893
>using something that requires such imprecise dosage

you two could kill yourselves and no one would care
>>
>>685774342
Warning tho there's like a 3/10 chance that it puts you in cardiac arrest the first time you do it. So.. I mean make your own decisions and stuff.
>>
Auto erotic asphyxiation is a prison fav and those poor rape victims don't have a store, let alone cash.


So here's whatcha need
1. Rope
2. You're dick in your hand
3. A chair

Stand on chair. Tie rope to roof and neck. #BeatIt. Just before you nut kick away chair. Nirvana achieved!
>>
>>685775842
rubberboot filled with gasoline in a fridge?
JustSerbianThings
>>
>>685773781
>Malcom x tea usually does the trick. You need a tablespoon of nutmeg and a glass of water. You mix the nutmeg and water and chug the whole thing. Your stomach will feel full and heavy but give it a little while and it will fuck you up
this will get you killed, get a bowl, fill it with nutmeg and smoke it. trip balls
>>
File: psychedelic.jpg (1 MB, 1900x1200) Image search: [Google]
psychedelic.jpg
1 MB, 1900x1200
I did this when i was 15-16 i was pretty fucked back then, but luckily things got back on track.

So you need some normal gasoline. Approx 1L, put it in a plastic bag and make room for your mouth to breath in and out like with a balloon except you dont remove your mouth. Keep taking deep breaths in and out. Dont let air slip through.

In the beginning it feels like inhaling a large amount of nitrogenoxid, and after that it is basically the same as being on shrooms. You lose all sense of time, space and your surroundings.

Pretty cool actually, but i'll just stick to shrooms or LSD if i want to trip. But yeah you're gonna get high for 1 dollar
>>
>>685776893
Oh shit, you're right. I got mine from amazon, just search "woolly morning glory"

it has great reviews but it comes out of china.

I was planning on trying to grow some but I heard it has to be pretty hot to germinate and you need to score the seeds.

Best way to not barf is to grind the seeds and put them in cold water I've read.
>>
>>685777052
No one has ever died from it. Other than killing themselves on accident while tripping. I was just saying taking more than 12-14 will give him killer leg cramps.
Also OP if you have a bottle of benadryl laying around take 14 of em.
>>
>>685773781
Oh man, random porn on the Internet, great insensitive. Kill yourself you worthless pile of shit
>>
>inhalants
>raid medicine cabinets
>ground nutmeg
>morning glory seeds
>raid your old neighbors medicine cabinet
>>
>>685774995
Please be rockford I need the money
>>
>>685777305
>Also OP if you have a bottle of benadryl laying around take 14 of em.

you are the worst kind of scum

seriously. you like destroying your liver?
>>
>>685773898
This a million times over.
>>
Spray computer duster or paint in a bag and breath in. If you have robotussin drink the whole bottle rapidly, same with dayquil.
>>
>>6Shuffling898
Another name for this is "Shuffling"
That's what that lmfao was talkin bout
>>
>>685777789
I tried the dxm trip once. Nothing happened except listening to music was awesome, and I chain smoked cigarettes while listening to music.

I threw up a lot. Never again.
>>
File: IMG_0618.jpg (2 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0618.jpg
2 MB, 3264x2448
Hiijacking ops thread to say I have Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds from amazon and havent tried them yet.

I have dramamine and some prescription Ondansetron left over from a stomach bug.

How should I take the seeds? I have an empty stomach, havent eaten in 6+ hours.

I don't want to barf and I don't want my legs to die.
>>
>>685773781
>Take bleach
>Mix in milk
>The milk acts as a neutralizing agent for the toxins in the bleach.
>Drink milk/bleach hybrid
>wait 2 hours. During this time, you will feel great pain, this is normal.
>After those 2 hours, you will get astronomically high.

If it's not enough, just mix more!
>>
>tfw found my old ADHD medication
Fucking 54mg and 36mg concerta up the ass
>>
>>685778487
I'm just going to make a new thread
>>
>>685777668
Nope. Pretty far. You a female?
>>
>>685773781
Search for gbl-ghb recipe.
>all you need is wheelcleaner an iron Pan and a neutralizer
>>
>>685778727
sounds reasonable
>>
>>685779368
And btw the wheelcleaner have to be gbl in it
>>
>>685778329
Didnt take enough then. Its called robotripping for a reason, you trip! Ive robotripped manytimes and have had a good time doing it. Remember kids dxm effects the part of the brain that controls memory and.articulation of words. So be sure to take 1 shot of grain alcohol before you do the dxm amd a shot after youve downed a whole bottle to prevent brain damage.
>>
>>685778487
I full on got possessed by HBWR. Regressed to being in my mothers womb, learnt tons about who I am and how I came to be. Some wierd universe stuff and an entity telling me via my body that I am loved etc etc...
Id never do it again though, cyanide poisoning makes you feel roughhhhh.
>>
>>685779583
you are a faggot
>>
>>685779368
Does it really work? Id love to try but it sounds kinda sketchy
>>
>>685779583
Also becareful you by the 'dry cough' stuff not the normal shit with paracetamol etc included as you will permanently ruin your liver/maybe die.
>>
>>685779832
I made a thread here >>685780054

would love to hear the way you took it.
>>
>>685780029
Yeah if you live in a country where u get gbl wheel clean. Most countries banned it cause of the gbl. You cook up 1 L of gbl mix it with a neutralizer and check the PH often when stirring on Low Low temprature
>>
>>685780847
PH should be around 5.5
>>
>>685780847
im in US. This is what I saw


Chemicals needed:

1. GBL, gamma-Butyrolactone. (Used almost exclusively as a chemical intermediate as well as in the production of pesticides and herbicides. Also GBL can be used as an intermediate in the production of vitamins and pharmaceuticals.)
*You can find this at www.geocities.com/specialtywood_products. They sell 1000ml bottles of GBL for only 65 dollars. They sell GBL as a paint stripper for antique wooden furniture.
*Just look on the internet.

2. NaOH, sodium hydroxide or lye. You can find this in the drain cleaning section at most stores. Recommened 'Red Devel Lye'.

*2. KOH, potassium Hydroxide. You can use this or NaOH, but you will need more KOH then NaOH.

3. pH testing papers, found everwhere ask a clerk or someone at a big store.
>>
>>685780917
And its important too use iron Pan because aliminum reacts with the base
>>
>>685780420
kk fam
>>
>>685781013
Ive ordered from us when i made it.. i live in norway
>>
>>685781322
cool ill look into it thanks. Im Ive always wanted to try GHB and im going to a festival soon.
>>
>>685781435
I used it as a training relaxer cause it helps the body relax and the musscle mass grow
>>
Nyquil extra strength cold and flu.
>>
>>685781435
But remember take only one cork and wait an hour or two before refilling. Lot of People die cause its soo fucking awsome n u want more
>>
File: 1463264063211.jpg (36 KB, 212x218) Image search: [Google]
1463264063211.jpg
36 KB, 212x218
>>685773781

>mfw OP hasn't started making his own krokodile
>>
>>685781806
yeah i gotta worry about finding the products first. I guess I have to go to home depot and look at all the paint thinners. I tried looking online but they don't list the active ingredients
>>
>>685781989
I used a thinner made for clean the wheel not the rubber but the.... yeah u got it my iiingrish is soo bad
>>
>>685777292
My friends brother died from that after he got out of prison
>>
>>685773781
>need ways to get high from household items.

Sell household items
Get cash
Buy drugs with cash
Stay high
Stay high forever
>>
>>685773781
Drink draino best high ever
>>
>>685779583
Do not mix alcohol and dxm.
>>
>>685782218
I understood. I see the wheel cleaner but holy shit that shipping. I get that its hazardous material but damn its expensive. I'll have to wait till I have more money.
>>
File: Meth-or-Adderall.jpg (35 KB, 600x364) Image search: [Google]
Meth-or-Adderall.jpg
35 KB, 600x364
>>685778998
Don't forget the adderall all those doctors pushed on us as kids
>>
>>685782868
I agree it was way over pescribed. Not complaining now though. Can't say taking it for 7 years starting at the age of 10 didn't fuck me up.
>>
>>685782825
and your ugly and you have no friends and your ugly and a pussy and a fake and a mother fucker that has no friends but outnumber by alot of fakes that try to hurt the popular people so your ugly and cant get any girls and smell like shit and your gay to ugly guys and you smell like shit and and your gay to ugly guys and you smell like shit and i have to pretend to get t hings but fuck you your fake and ugly and a total loser and lame and people just use you for your resources
>>
File: PicsArt_05-23-09.22.48.jpg (82 KB, 989x437) Image search: [Google]
PicsArt_05-23-09.22.48.jpg
82 KB, 989x437
>>685782222
Checked
>>
>>685783178
u wot m8
>>
>>685773898
I get so hight with this
>>
>>685773898
Creates poisonous gas. Don't do it OP.
>>
>>685775114
What ona hole is this
>>
>>685773781
Fill the toilet with chlorox bleach and then piss in it. After lay on the floor and close your eyes. The ammonia from your pee reacts with the bleach giving you a high equivilent to heroin
>>
>>685783787
Poisonous gas. Fuck you
Thread replies: 88
Thread images: 7


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.