Ask another intelligent being who lives on your moon anything
>>685766365
Is earth a prison planet?
>>685766365
Did the moon landing really happen? And I want to kill your species? The last one isn't a question but I put a question mark in it to be polite
>>685766365
did armweak ever walked in moon?
Who lives on your moon anything?
Can you show me how to triforce?
Wait, there's another one?
>>685766492
No
>>685766588
Yes it did, the footprints your people left here are still here
>P = NP
or
>P =/ NP
thoughts
>>685766365
>space niggers actually stay on the moon
>earth is full
>>685766818
I cannot triforce
>>685766365
What do you do for fun?
Think Humanity will make it?
>>685767050
Your people are completely out of their minds at this time. If we set foot on your planet your military would shoot first ask questions later
>>685767188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk&ab_channel=Thrifty032781
>>685767188
explain how do you flex a muscle
>>685767164
Shitposting mostly, we aren't much different, your species is actually the leaders in entertainment.
We have a lot of faith in your people, I personally would be amazed if you guys seriously went extinct
Are you a reptar?
>>685767188
Why are you on the moon?
Where do you come from originally?
Are we talking three boobs or four?
Are you the bros from a year ago we let crash on the moon?
>>685767476
No, don't be ridiculous
>>685766365
Is homosexuality gay?
>>685766365
why are you on 4chan? and how do you even know about this place?
>>685767402
ok now i know you're bullshitting.
Earth? leader of entertainment?
you mean like we are a reality show right?
I just pointed my microscope at the moon and took a picture, is this you?
>>685766365
when wiping your butt. How far up is too far up?
also; your thoughts on simulation hypothesis?
>>685766365
How do you live in vacuüm and without being detected by our satellites?
>>685767402
>Travel trillions upon trillions of kilometers/miles through the near infinite void of space. Find a pretty rare habitable planet with self-aware bipeds. Shitpost on their most popular Cambodian Shadow Puppets image board.
>Well lads, intelligent life does not exist in this universe. What a let down.
>>685767551
We monitor human activity from this vantage point, we are waiting for your people to chill the fuck out.
I believe your people named my home planet Kepler-22 b
Are you talking about the crash of your moon satellite LADEE?
No boobs, sorry human
>>685767654
No not a fucking reality show. Your forms of entertainment are unlike any other, it's so advanced. Your people spent a lot of time developing means of entertainment
You may live on our moon, but i live in your mom
>>685767912
We are a prey species so our skin can change pigment to match almost any environment
>>685767964
No some ayy lmao tried first contact we told em to fuck off earth was full but they could crash on the moon.
>>685766365
Tits or GTFO!!
>>685766365
What shape is your ship? Triangle, Saucer, I got to know man!
>>685766365
What do you mean "another" ? I don't live on the moon.
>>685767964
Post your fucked up space gentiles or get the fuck out.
Also we may be back to to moon fairly shortly in like a decade or two. So heads up on that.
>>685767616
Its fun interacting with your people, and this seems to be the only place where your people won't put us in danger by alerting your government of our existence.
It was easy, we detected your planet via telescope and came to check it out, we were right, there is intelligent life out here. Your people know our planet exists too, Google Kepler-22b
>>685766365
Show nudes or GTFO
>>685766365
What do you think about humans when you visit this website?
>>685768315
We are waiting space nigger!!
>>685768468
That's a pretty big planet.
>>685768090
you mean to tell me you can travel across the vast expanses of space but you have no shit to do while doing it.
no virtual reality?
no games?
no stories/books/shows?
>>685768468
Could you come pick me up? This life sucks and I want to be a star pilot.
I'll cook earth food and completely betray my species and planet.
>>685766365
So the moon is mine?!?
>>685766365
Ok so asuming you are different inteligent form.
What is the true history of human kind ? Did we evolved from apes or was there some intervention with our DNA ?
Were books by Secharia Sitchin true by saying that Annunakis modified our DNA to help them dig gold ? and if no then how was it ?
Why the circles in crops and not a other way of communication that more people can understand ?
How many other species do live on our planet ?
>>685768624
It is but most of it is uninhabitable sadly
>>685766365
are you one of the nazis tht live on the dark side of the moon bro? if so is Hitler still alive and well up there
>>685768976
Why? What happened? Did you guys have a nuclear war? pandemic?
>>685768640
Our origin was cold blooded so we didn't need entertainment but we are evolving and now we have what you call emotions and mental needs, your species has been working on entertainment longer than us, we have stories but none are fictional, we aren't good at that kind of stuff
>>685768976
I'd say so you are like 20 degrees warmer than the average temperature of this planet.
>>685768968
annunaki are trying to wipe out the native lizardmen (there is a difference) by using first the rogue sasquatch slave race and the more subservient slave race of humans while also depleting the earth of every resource.
Of all possible websites why 4chan?
>>685766365
>>685769189
What are you guys space germans? Come visit me I shall teach your species about whiskey and stripper lap dances.
>>685769228
still no answer to the ways of communication
no answer to the number of species
summerian texts didnt involve any kind of reptilian race to my knowledge
your answers are getting ... lets say bad
>>685769189
Explain your species a bit more.
What do you call yourselves?
What do you look like?
You guys sound kinda dull.
Also do you want a human pet?
>>685769536
Not OP
just fucking with you bro
>>685769189
Do you space lizards have lizard pussy?
>>685769132
Oh no nothing like that, our planets size and axis tilt makes it so maybe 35% of the planet receives the correct amount of sunlight. On top of that 98% of the entire planet is violent waters
OP here, be back in 15
>>685769780
15 what?
>>685766365
Where do you live?
>>685769811
15 glormax
>>685769780
I swear to god if you land in my yard I will make the first half breed human-ayy lmao
What is my purpose? Why exactly am I alive?
>>685766365
Can you please take the first REAL photo of Earth?
>>685766681
he didn't. nobody did
>>685766365
Do you have better memes?
>>685766681
You mean Legstrong right?
Have you seen my pants?
>>685766365
Are you Ignignokt or Err?
Yes, I have many human questions to ask about your species like any human does.
>>685770109
It is real, your people really did land here and they do have satelittes. Some of you guys really aren't intelligent it's amazing
>>685769605
I cannot use any of my native language or we could be detected. Your species detective skills are phenomenal
>>685769666
Also Sumerians came way after the lizardmen were driven underground by the Sasquatch warriors
are you the spaceniggers who asked 4chan if they could live on earth?
>>685770651
lame excuse your native language woud be indecipherable by humans as it wouldnt share any common words.
Also you've already told us you are on the moon how much more detected can you get??
>>685770969
different space niggers
>>685771061
well then you should fuck off, the moon is reserved.
>>685766365
Timestamp from the moon?
>>685766365
sharpie in qualchplex?
>>685771016
Until your people actually decode it.. on of your flaws as a species is your self doubt
>>685771172
not me.
>>685770651
this is the space dude he says we're pretty entertaining
>>685771262
I can't post an image that your species hasnt taken, in order to avoid detection
>>685768447
>space gentiles
nah man, all aliens are jewish.
>>685766365
post pics of yourself with a timestamp, space nigger, its not like it will compromise you in any way
>>685771399
But you are already exposing yourself by posting here... Oh wait my bad, I forgot you were a 17 year old faggot living in Norway.
>>685770969
Its possible a lot of us are /b/ tards
>>685771305
look space man are you gonna come over and pick me for a moon sleepover or what?
>>685771399
then why make this thread? just stay on the fucking moon forever we dont need you. we'll figure out interstellar travel on our own
>>685771586
You just proved I'm not exposing myself. Most of your people are just going to assume the same Shit you are.
>>685766365
Get off my moon
>>685771747
oh space nigger is getting mad we're ruining his thread.
why don't you come down here and prove something?
>>685771747
No I didnt, I just proved that you are too retarded to be the real deal. You said you are afraid you would get fucked by the millitary but what do you expect them to do if you posted a timestamp from the moon? Fucking nuke it? Go to sleep kiddo.
>>685771985
Think about our future together, introducing ourselves is a VERY delicate process and you know it
>>685771704
You know I can't do that anon.
You can't tell me this thread wasn't informative
>>685772097
I wont even bother to explain why your premises is retarded as you are just RPing and I want this this thread to die, bye.
>>685772330
it wasn't you just said
humans are TV
We are on the moon
How do your ship work?
What the fuck do you look like?
Tell me something cool.
>>685772402
I bet your fun at patys
>>685772402
you go to paty's too anon?
that pirate bar
>>685772525
>>685772609
OP + samefag kek
>>685772775
False claim you really do suck
>>685771899
Thats not a good idea
So Space Nigger was really an Earth Fag.
who coulda guessed it?
advice for next time pick a celestial object a little further away or come up wi answers to simple questions beforehand instead of trying to improvise and failing.
>>685773094
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>>685773209
Your global government is not okay. Also keep in mind I'm not some sort of leader, I can't just do crazy Shit like that
>>685773391
See, this anon is just some RP fag
>>685773142
Red the thread
>>685773419
>global government
next you'll be telling me the illuminati is involved somehow.
Dude just pop in a ship and come pick me up.
we'll get pizza at sal's and use your stealth tech to sneak into movies.
Shit will be cash bring as many ayy lmaos as you want.
>>685773680
That does sound fun. Hold on let me contact my superior
>>685773859
fuck that space ace just cruise on down the milky way.
for real though if we're gonna do this we should hurry. just say fuck the chain of command.
We'll go off and be smugglers or pirates or whateves.
Grab a fast ship with a ton of firepower and character