Anyone else go to house parties just to steal shit? Ive been doing it since I started college last fall. I've gotten a bunch of shit doing it.
Videogames, drugs, Cellphones, way too many movies to count. Last week I stole some guy's brand new LesPaul. I don't know much about guitars but it looks like I'll make bank off selling it.
Stories anyone?
You're a cunt
I hope you get caught surrounded n kicked to a bloody pulp you piece a shit. It will happen and no more than you deserve ya fucking scummy little tramp.
>>685766387
whatever faggot. if people don't want their shit stolen they shouldn't bring it to a party, or throw a party.
Where I live if you got caught your face would be slashed wide open and more than likely stabbed and beaten :). That's exactly what I would do to you if you stole from me.
>>685766259
Tfw your not as slick as you think you are
Eventually, all those people that throw the house parties are going to notice. And they are going to remember that you happened to be at all their parties
>inb4 I'm a ninja super sneaky they will never know I don't even get invited I just show up and live off campus
You sound like a nigger.
>>685766462
Soon there are no more partys and friends you can steal from :^)
>>685766462
By your logic then people shouldn't have any possessions at all ? I mean if you own a car surely you expect it to be stolen by a lowlife junkie like you :)
>>685766259
Go to a different town, find a music shop and check what year is that les paul from. These babies can go up to thousands of dollars
>>685766259
Don't listen to the white knights, good work anon. To the moral fags, lurk more or fuck off.
>>685766697
>said brand new
>go ask what year
>mongo
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>>685766426
damn you guys are butthurt edgelords. whats your problem? I'm just looking to swap stories with other people on here. Stop acting like saints.
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>>685766554
spot the normies. fuck off faggots, laughed hard at OPs post, well done, you're doing gods work
>>685766786
I'll steal your life you fucking newfag.
>>685766462
Bruh you are a huge faggot.
This defiantly will not get you laid
>stole a les Paul
That's larceny over 1000 dollars.
You think that the person who owns the les Paul is just like "lol I guess it's just
Gone"
No stupid. You are gonna get caught. Especially if you happen to know any of these people or take a class with any of them. And if you don't know any of them,
Enjoy a failed college life with no real friends or growth or attachment to anything. Why are you even paying for school?
You can rob people with out it?
You are not going to learn anything or grow its obvious that you are extremely immature.
>>685766619
put your smiley face deep inside of your anus and get the fuck out of here
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>>685766786
Found the niggers
>>685766259
>movies
sweet
>>685766889
Or what ?
>>685766819
Mongol
*blush* thanks senpie I was so hungery
>>685766259
Enjoy your jail
>>685767042
*slurp* it's so fun gettin g to be in cocky town *gargle*
>>685766959
This guy gets it
>>685767077
*mfmmmfffffmfmmfmfmmfmfmfm*
>>685767148
Don't be Baka senpie or I'll STEAL YOUR HEART
>>685767196
*fart*
>>685767196
I just stole some feces from the toilet yummy yummy in my tummy
>>685766786
you do it too anon? my favorite lift is from this gay-ass 21st i went to in nov. Guy was super wholesome christian dude. Didn't even drink, everyone else was either spergy neckbeards or jesus-repressed sluts. Party was in the basement. Boring as balls. I told the dude i was going to go take a piss in the bathroom upstairs. Scooted into the bedrooms. His was OCD spotless so I knew if I took anything he'd instantly know. He had a little brother tho whos room was a wreck. Slipped in and grabbed some games. Returned to the party going "geez i forgot i had to be somewhere, cya!" and poof.
A few weeks later he was like "did you see anyone acting suspicious at the party? my brother said some of his games are missing.
"Nope!-wait! Wasnt that one dude talking about videogames a whole lot?"
lolol.
>>685766259
you gay cunt
>don't break the law or steal OP
>on /b/
fuck off you queer cunts, you think OP is reading your shit going 'you know what? those guys are right! I am an asshole for doing this, I wont get away with it and I should definitely stop doing it!'
this isn't faggotbook you newfaggot fucking retards, FUCK OFF
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>>685766844
Faggoff, i can be what i want to be. Even a fuggn butterfly! I and whoever else postet *whitenight* conte
Whatever i dont even need to tell you.
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>>685767312
How's life with no dad?
I'm assuming your both fucking niggers.
>>685766259
No, I'm not a nigger.
I completely sympathize with stealing from friends at parties while they are drunk and/or high
It's because fuck you if I want to take something I will but I still want to be you friend I've stolen countless things from people and made a profit on offer up when last week I sold my friends iPhone 6s Plus while he was drunk fuck you stealing rules
>>685766874
Whats wrong bud, someone steal your guitar?
I steal shit all the time. No one cares.
>>685766697
thats the idea bro! just to be safe i'll probably wait till im out of state.
>>685767333
It's not his fault he was born a nigger, he has so little that a few games make his pitiful live worth living. Let the nigger steal the scraps from our table.
>>685767374
learn 2 english faggot.
haha drugs, movies or music CDs, I don't care but not a Les Paul dude, I would be depressed as fuck if anyone stole my Telecaster
>>685766259
get a job you lazy trailer trash shitstain
>>685766259
you must be a poorfag OP if can't afford stuff yourself
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>>685767297
wow this thread's really SHITTY
>>685766554
Yeah, college kids will stop having parties because they lose their valuables.
>shit bro I got robbed
>oh no we better grow up fast and stop inviting dozens of strangers into our homes while taking no precautions! Good thing we learned our lesson!
>>685767431
fuck off you normie cunt, go look for another thread to find epic maymays for your faggotbook friends.
>>685767582
dude i got a job, AND i'm white. It's just a fun thrill to see if I can get away with it. Turns out I'm pretty fucking good. Whats wrong with a little extra income? ;)
>>685767646
hopefully you can steal some new jimmies cause yours seem a bit rustled, chap
Tfw op is lured to a set up, valuables left on display and he's grabbed searched and then tied to the back of a pick up truck and dragged thru the streets till his black skin looks like flattened turds on the road.
>>685766259
>OP steals from parties.
loooooooooool....you're going to have a really bad day sometime soon OP....man I wish I could be there to watch xD
OP = massive shitlord
I hope somebody dispenses vigilante justice on your ass (getting stabbed behind a costco's and bricks on your skull)
don't steal shit faggot, unless it's a gun, so you can an suicide yourself
>>685767049
>didn't even open pony tabs
Back to twumbleddit book, shoo shoo
>>685766259
I'm a nig and even I don't nog this hard.
>>685767739
you come in here to teach morals or preach the good word of how to live like a good law abiding citizen?
>>685767680
White kek, black as the ace a spades with a drug habit.
>>685766393
Last time someone got kicked halfway to death for no reason...
>>685766259
You go to parties to get fucked up the ass you little faggot
You all make my ass laugh tears of amazement we all know your all pussies who wouldn't do shit so sit down stfu and let me and OP fuck ur moms and steal your shit
>>685766844
Kill yourself. Also checked.
cry some more, faggots. maybe the god of cucked fratboys will do something about it.
>>685768024
You and op will be dealt with accordingly when captured lad.
ITT: betas who've had shit stolen irl venting
>>685768024
>daydreaming on /b/
>>685766259
i once saw this happening where the faggot got caught, they literally tied him to the staircase overhang with arms and legs and everyone poured drinks over him all day...
Now that i think about it he could have died, but fuck him.
Stealing for hunger is one thing, stealing for cash you dont really need is another
but stealing stuff from people that host you as a guest...
>>685768024
this guy. yall need to sit down before i fuck your mothers.
>>685767440
Of course you are
>>685768220
>work_of_fiction.tiff
>>685766259
back in college i was once on this one party where a guy got catched trying to steal a laptop. he got his teeth kicked out, pissed on and seriously beaten up. i almost felt sorry for this guy. he even got robbed lol. they took all his shit except clothes. even threw his keys into a near river
>>685767863
at least you were born a nig, OP is such a fag he chose the nigging lifestyle...
>>685767454
I don't think so. Something expensive like that goes and the host realizes it the next day. So no, you did not steal a Les Paul.
>>685768293
go out more, this is not a particularly unlikely thing to happen...
Only amateurs get caught masters like me will continue to steal ur shit the proceed to steal it for drug money and pay some whore to suck on my balls for an hour or two
>>685767452
Holy shit can you even english?
Guy stole a watch here from the wrong person he got found out when trying to sell it to somebody who happend to know that an associate of his had a watch of the same make and model stolen, they lured him into a house and cut of his a few fingers.
>>685768294
He should have had a wingman. The one time I got caught and roughed up he flipped his phone on and videotaped it. When I got home I reported it to the police and charged all three of them with assault.
>>685768522
Enjoy your AIDS
>>685768522
my kid has that much in his piggy bank
>>685768754
lol not for long. thanks for the tip oldfag
Lmao lets rob this kid of his Peggy bank then rape his mom and cuck his dad
fuck all of you moralfags. you're just pissed to think that your precious things could be taken. You're fine OP. If they can't keep it locked up then they shouldn't cry about it being taken.
>>685767049
>spy hidden camera
and you're trashing the theif
>was about 10 years ago
>after school party, open invite
>literally hundreds of people went, all ages
>Killer music, upstairs mezzanine turned into dj booth thingo, goodvibe
>Things start getting out of hand
>Hear huge bang outside
>everyone rushes out to see what the fuck it was
>dust and shit coming through windows, hardly anyone left inside
>I grab whatever the fuck I can, bought a bag and filled it up with heaps of stuff
>no one even notices, apparently a car had lost control and hit a tree outside
>one guy catches me grabbing shit, going through draws and cupboards
>Send him flying with a pertty hectic kick, he was drunk as fuck and going on about telling every cunt what I was doing
>About to leave via the back door
>Under the table next to the back door see a note, pick the fucker up
>read it, something about always taking note of the first letter of every sentence
and that is how I turned gay
Guys I'm calling bait. I mean, I know this shit happens but I'm pretty sure OP pulled a fast one on you. I saw this thread a few weeks ago
>>685766259
How the fuck does someone steal a guitar without anyone noticing?
>>685766259
Every party? Everyone knows you're a thief now. Enjoy being branded the lowest of the low in society.
>>685769510
im pretty sure op's baiting us. i mean we're dumb but are we really still dumb enough to try and get an open discussion going about stealing??
Stolen cat
OP here. Goddamn you're easy to lure this morning.
>>685769510
because there are parties don't just have lan in front of them you fucking loser
Went to a party.
Old high school friend still sells weed.
Buy a couple grams of said weed.
He hoed me out of 15$.
Stole about 2 ozs from his car later that night.
He never knew it was me.
Don't regret it.
>>685768444
Yep. Don't underestimate a mob mentality especially when booze/drugs are involved. I grew up in a slightly shady part of town and every party had at least a few drug dealers hanging out on the fringes and that shit would get you stomped at best.
stealing is for degenerates
>>685769251
Underrated post
>>685766259
Piece of shit faggot I hope you get caught n castrated
>>685769251
i lol'd
>>685769251
this is good
>>685766259
greentext some stories I will laugh so hard
You're some kind of nigger-jew hybrid. (And also a huge faggot for doing shit like that).
>>685770419
lol i just wanted to bait you guys into a rage-gasm. the only thing i stole was time you could be using looking at boobs or arguing about overwatctch.
>>685770056
>I'm a hard cunt
>shady part of town
my whole town was/is shady, parties here regularly end up with houses being half destroyed and everything being stolen, fuck you cunts sound like a bunch of school children telling OP not to do bad things and going on about people being 'stomped'. cringed hard at every moralfaggot post in this thread. you're on a board where cp is taken down regularly, transvestites and freaks grace the front page, fuckers being killed in other threads and people asking advice on how to break the law as well as others threatening to go on shooting rampages. what the fuck is going on in here
>>685766259
I sure hope you are in my area. I got 7 old android phones setup as IP cam all over my place. Quite hidden too. Can't wait until someone tries to pull something this stupid on me.
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