YLYL
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YLYL
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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
>>685764966
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
>>685766183
fuck haha
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>>685766213
Cancer of /b/
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
>>685765122
kek. feels god to have been apart of that
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>685766867
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
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>>685766860
That was a golden webm
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>>685766980
Don't you have some pseudo child prnographic anime to watch? You fucking pedophile
>>685767274
This was one of the best YLYL threads i'd seen for a while.
Then this weaboo, cancerous newfag cunt came along
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>>685766332
Well I didn't realize that song could get any worse, but thank you for enlightening me.
>>685767548
They say i'm a bit touched, yes
>>685767475
I agree
>>685766004
kek
>>685767475
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
>>685767475
for real though, I haven't even seen the guy in the pool pouring water on himself, the magazines and the pedo on the metro before
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>>685766603
wat
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>>685766667
almost satanic quints holy shito
>>685766306
I don't believe in magic... because if it exists... then I am in danger of being tricked into being eaten by monster desu desu. A snack for her belly for me to be digested for a thousand years in hundreds of chewed LIVE separate pieces, my soul trapped in each for the remainder of the slow 1,000 year digestion.
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>>685764760
The animation industry in the US is doomed
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>>685766900
being a swimmer, we actually do that to wash the clorine out of our eyes after a race.. its pretty common to do and helps a lot.
>>685767274
Glad someone said it! Even in here that scum isnt accepted, they keep seeking acceptance, hope the feds catch your kind.
>>685767992
Wow dude you're so cool
>>685767548
You all proud of yourself because you think your making people mad?
I can almost see your huge overweight silhouette hunched over the computer as you go into your anime folder looking for another image to post.
"Such an epic troll" you think to yourself as you post another weaboo copy pasta. Your not getting anyone mad, we all know people like you exist. I'm cringing more than anything actually imagining your life and how it led to you doing this right now. Fuck it puts me off having kids just incase they ever turn out like you. IDK how your parents live with it
>>685768167
I get that a lot desu.
20 bucks says the desu spammer was not around on this site when that fad was popular
>>685766667
Fucking lost it, almost checked em too.
>>685768401
It wasnt on /b/, it was about dank memes, good jokes, fun raids, loving your anonmity not about being a safe haven for degenerate scumbags.
>>685768555
>>685768555
Desu is oldschool /b/ you numbnuts. It's literally one of the first memes out of the place.
>>685766667
I swear motherfuckers actually do this shit in public restrooms everywhere
>>685768658
That was bait mate. But I wasn't here for the fappining, so that me be an accurate description of the end times.
>>685768658
Not on /b/, this was the place where the non degenerate pervs had their keks.
>>685768900
>mobile poster
And 4chan wonders why desu happens.
I bet if I gave a lengthy description as to why mobile users are the cancer killing 4chan you'd just reply with one to several words to the effect of "newfag" because you are incapable of having any real in-depth discussion on the matter.
If you cannot read within the time it takes you to scroll over it then it's no concern of yours.
Any form of discussion that we could of had on the matter is immediately nullified by the amount of effort and concentration required to type a suitable response back.
I'm willing to bet you don't even understand why the image being added was critical to the joke?
I'm also sure you are the type to reply kek in ylyl threads as well, and call other that use anything else a "newfag"for not following a social construct only enforced by other 14 year olds like yourself using phone to access 4chan because mummy and daddy would not approve.
Theirs no way in hell you'd be allowed on this site.
I also assume you un-ironically use edgey on posts that are clearly intended to be humorousness?
Another majoure downfall mobile users have to bring, is that they rarely contribute an image to the discussion, and when they do it's one the saved from here.
Just another reposting le-meme loveing sheep.
I challenge you sir, to reply adequately defending your right to access 4chan via a mobile device.
>>685766004
Lost.
Would contribute, but I'm on laptop.
>>685768960
What is even this I can't even.
>>685768277
Faggot
>>685767685
Seen em all except the webm of the guy peeing all over the bathroom
>>685769148
But you know that anon is kinda right? Right?
>>685766213
>>685766235
>>685766293
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>>685766898
This shit is sad, gay cancer. I can imagine you're hunched at a filthy desk with your shit stained teeth and cum crusted naruto headband. I sincerely have pity for all of you foreveralones, but a life of "claiming waifus" is no life. As non breeding, unsocial, resource wasters; the only decent thing you can do as a human would be to kill yourself.
>>685769104
In my times a wall of text like this had at least a tl;dr or was just answeredwith: fag
>>685769466
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST SUISEISEKI DON'T SPEND SUISEISEKIS TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SUISEISEKI IS GONNA DO? SUISEISEKI IS GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. SUISEISEKI WILL LITERALLY SHIT UP YOUR ASS. SUISEISEKI WILL TAKE SUISEISEKIS PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND SUISEISEKI WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT SUISEISEKIS SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND SUISEISEKI WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM SUISEISEKIS ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? SUISEISEKI WILL PISS IN A POT. SUISEISEKI WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. SUISEISEKI WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. SUISEISEKI WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND SUISEISEKI WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
>>685764760
lost
>>685769506
Those assholes saw /b/ on the news probly and think they will be accepted for being a pedo fag, newsflash most of your scum fags get reported. Now get me some dank memes, rare pepes, or funny material.
>>685768122
Yeah back in high school, the team managers would give us water to splash our face with. Depending on the size of the meet you kind of need to because the showers are usually too crowded after a race.
>>685766867
lost hard
>>685768555
You must be new
>>685768555
Gosh dang diddly you one dumb mother fucker. You could have had a sense of superiority amongst the scum shit posters by claiming ties to the original scum of /b/ but instead you just show your lack of knowledge and put yourself on the same level as the potassium fiends
>>685766867
lost
>>685768960
>Non degenerate pervs
Delusions
>>685769617
Nope
>>685769814
Im not, i agree though, now gtfo and take your CP to one of those jap trash boards.
>>685769663
>>685770010
+1
>>685768122
Being a swimmer, you use goggles in races.
>>685769993
Wat.
>>685770088
Pretty accurate
>>685770010
Pic of my puppers giving a shit-eating grin after getting grass stains all over his paws.
The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu
I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
>>685770071
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
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>>685770179
I said: GTFO and take your degenerate cringy jap trash to one of those truly cringy boards .
>>685769949
Lol, amateur photoshop. Sad cunt
>>685769681
This "assholes" were the foundation of b before it was known in public. It maybe was a pool of pedos, scumbag and the bottom of soceity. But it was brutaly honest and not full of mainstream 9gag bullshittery
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town
>>685770270
I've seen this many times and I only just now realized the signature was a cock
>>685770425
It isn't samefagging, altough i like your attitude
>>685770397
Haha okay will do mate.
thread was almost good until these hypocrites who think they're improving this place with their tryhard shitposting came along. Why not post something actually funny? That would be more against the grain than trying to fill these threads with your garbage.
>>685766603
lost
>>685766723
This upsets me. Is it a joke?
>>685770433
No it wasnt, /b/ was for epic trolls, dank memes, and hunting down scumbags.
>>685770629
Althou your pic made me smile: there is near to no funny stuff in ylyl anymore
>>685770629
>>685769613
I've actually had the misfortune of working with kids for a few years. I know exactly what kind of a "frothing at mouth" asperger's spaz you are. You were never able calm down for more than a second, and the other kids thought you were an annoying retard. It took more than a while for you to realize how disliked you were, social cues were never your strong point. Your parents thought they could work with you to overcome your autism and develop you into a well adjusted, normal person. Until you discovered anime. Your parents now see you as a disgusting, pillow fucking, food eating cockroach.
Dear >>685770425
You got some issues 685770425, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little
But 685770425 why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Love from,
>>685764760
Yes you retard, it's a fucking joke.
https://twitter.com/getbentsaggy
Yo, /b/, let's kick it!
Ice Ice Desu, Ice Ice Desu
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Suiseki is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu Suiseki
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu
>>685770698
That also. But if you think that this was everything you never knew founders /b/
I honestly love how this weeaboo poster is taking the time out of his already shitty life to come on an image-board and spam DESU DESU DESU thinking it's going to aggravate some /b/tards when it isn't and only makes them look like even more of a faggot than they already are.
>>685766425
www.fb.com/ylylfunny/
>>685770928
Filename spoodah! Good to see you desu.
Welcome to mt garden, where I harvest the rage of 14 year olds desu.
>>685770868
Im not claiming it was only about that, if it happened it got a proper response. This place is dying, and will be dead if we the community dont keep those degenerates in line.
>>685769466
>>685770738
>>685770658
<3
>>685766723
Lost. Topkek
>>685770938
thanks for pointing out this little fella i wouldn't have seen him without your help
Anyone got good TTS pictures or gifs like this one?
>>685766667
Duuuuuuuude..
Don't do that guys please don't..
Holy shit he keeps going.
Fuck that guy was thirsty.
Dude how much is in him.
>>685770738
I can't imagine the sad life someone has to have to spend every hour you can spamming that shit
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "ylyl" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>685771074
>>685766230
What?
>>685771386
Pic related
>>685770938
>being this retarded
>>685768029
>>685771398
As you may see, their is a lot of non copypasta rage flowing tonight desu.
>>685771193
>>685771537
>>685771164
lol
Hey,
Nigger.
I own a 2 story house, own 2 vehicles, and there's food in my fridge.
Since you have none of those things, I guess you should kill yourself.
>>685771182
You sick fuck
>>685766183
Dammit. Maybe I'll win tomorrow.
>>685771677
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
just stop, fag. noone cares.
>>685764760
God damnit this is the first time I lost instantly.
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>>685771651
Yes, the butthurt is strong this day desu.
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>>685771819
Though that may have been the case.
But the numbers are still pretty good.
>>685771575
at least i dont look like a fucking retarded ghost
>>685770433
it was a bunch of nerds discussing anime. after that it became a combination of mild counter-culture and sickeningly repetitive fads. It still is that way and is still full of the "foundation" people you described as well as the mainstream stuff which was also always here. The only people who actually make this place worse are the delusional self-appointed guardians who think they can change things "back" to the way they thought things were by targeting threads that don't fit their tastes. It's moronic because all they're doing is adding more shit to the wave of shitposting they think they're stopping. There's only two ways you can really improve this place: make actual thoughtful interesting posts that engage in worthwhile discussions and report stuff that breaks the rules.
Oldfag questions: Remember when /b/ was good?
>>685771101
I think this place IS dead. Because everbody wants to be the individual /b/ not realizing that individuality is gone already. I mean there is nearly nothing that differs /b/ from 9gag or reddit anymore. The people who made /b/ what it once was are long gone sadly.
>>685771800
"lololol I'm so cool for copy/pasting the page heading. I sure did show that roody poo. I wonder if mommy bought more cheese doodles?"
How's living at home, you pathetic little shit?
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>>685769466
you prob like to post bananas?
>>685772083
/b/ was never good, but there was a time where it was FAR more than what you described. A time where anime wasn't posted once. And /b/ will NEVER go back to it
>>685771465
A mother and daughter were running a long term fraud wherein the daughter had many crippling illnesses. The daughter and her boyfriend murdered the mom, stole the money and posted on Facebook so that her body would be found sooner rather than later.
>>685772136
>projection: the post
can i fuck the desu
>>685772083
>hurr durr /b/ was never good.
Newfag.
>report rule violations
/b/ ZOMG their are none. that even goes for the moderators. The desu poster does not get banned.
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>>685772108
Yup i will be gone forever i think, at least oldfags knew the real value of anonimity and the fragility of it, all i see now is fb pics of minors, semi pedo shit, actual pedo stuff. It makes my skin crawl and kind of sad, how /b/ turned out to be now. No smart edgy jokes, only frustrated pedophiles and the rest doing nothing about it.
>>685772344
you're probably right, I haven't been here that long.
>>685772469
pedo stuff usually gets banned at least. DESU and YLYL aren't worth the moderators time and /b/ is a constant shit show that isn't worth complaining about.
>>685766667
That there is some impressive control
>>685771812
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>>685771835
>>685771867
>>685772009
>>685772223
Is this enjoyable to you people?
I'm completely blown away.
Does acting like what you imagine japanese people are like make you feel proud of who you are? What do you look like right now? Are you some kind of deformed, inbred, hairy hunchback with shit brown, rotting teeth?
>>685770938
hahaha john, where did you find this???
>>685770629
cringe
>>685771664
hahaha wow thats so funny when you guys just post the same picture again zoomed in haha it happens in every thread and never gets old even after all these years
being a summerfag is great
ps kill yourself
>>685766004
every fucking time
>>685769681
>he came to /b/ and isnt a pedofag
hahahha gtf outta here fagot go jack off to men some more
>>685772272
I hate that fucking banana.
I remember when fags used to make the effort to troll someone. Now these half faggot, retarded pieces of shit just spam anime and banana shit all day.
>>685772344
fuck you it actually WAS fun back then
now its just the same terrible threads over and over 24/7
quite depressing really
>>685771386
that girl is hot
>>685772819
So true. I only come here once a month for the sake of nostalgia. But I'm getting my lulz elsewhere
You've always been there to help me /b/ros pls I need you now more than ever i'm stressing the fuck out
>>685773845
>>685773845
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>>685773873
>But I'm getting my lulz elsewhere
please point a fellow pilgrim in the right direction
>>685772819
>actual pedo stuff. It makes my skin crawl and kind of sad, how /b/ turned out to be now
you are no oldfag
>>685773672
In a way you're also a spammer. I must have seen this exact shitty spongebob meme probably 80 times in a week.
You add all the others together, and you get a very cancerous board.
OC or reposts.
Hence why I desu, to drive home the fact.
Their is a official 4chan banner explaining this principle.
It's not a new concept, you provide something we like, we reward you in turn.
Post shit, and be spammed with image macros.
>>685773672
I actually smiled at this one
>>685773854
Fun? Yes! Good? No. In the sense of good and evil. I enjoyed it very much. Nowdays: not so much
>>685773322
>>>/tumblr/
>>685766299
Lost
>>685773672
mods are asleep. post pizza.
no spiderman.
>>685772819
>actual pedo stuff
there's never actual pedo stuff being posted for the last 5 years.
>>685773945
Actually RL. Found a group of people who thinks like old /b/ was. Never again found a site online again thou (too lazy to search the darkweb)
>>685771182
FUCK YOU MAN FUCK YOU
>>685773854
Now 15 year old, anime obsessed, socially inept, spoiled white kids think copy pasting fruit and claiming which imaginary little girl they would excrete on is somehow enjoyable.
>>685766784
>LOST HARD
>>685774305
>subtle image
Some what true. You get some from time to time. But more trolling that anything serious.
Even in those subtle threads it started off as trolling, but then just became a means to swap images.
PLEASE HELP YOU FUCKING CUNTS YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE TO PICK ME UP
DON'T LET ME FALL
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>>685774162
oh okay i see
>>685774196
>if you dont laugh at the same boring recycled shit you should probably go to tumblr only hardasses allowed on my /b/
go fuck yourself faggot
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>>685774385
there's always that one guy who yells for MODS for every slightest inconvenience. Boy, what a time to be alive.
>>685774322
>Found a group of people who thinks like old /b/ was
jesus christ how horrifying
>>685770733
I laughed! I actually laughed! You finally fucking broke me after months of torturous endurance! I am hooting like a madman with his feet in an acid bath and a car battery wired to his eyelids. You win. You fucking win,
>>685766106
My sides
>>685774453
the blind leading the blind
>>685774575
Wat, I can't even..
You did that on a phone?
>>685774494
kill yourself
>>685774690
please leave this site
>>685774644
I like it
>>685766603
why does he have two headsets on?
>>685774550
>>>/reddit/
>>685766908
sadness, weird russian man, only sadness
>>685774385
lost
>>685766306
Lost
Hello? Desu
>>685766603
That's what intentional. It's an inside joke referencing a previous time when that actually happened for real. Now they do that because it reminds them of that one time because it was funny to them
>>685774400
>3 giant pythons
Kek
>>685766151
lost
>>685770195
kek
>>685766306
let me guess... was he the TOWN RAPIST ?!
>TOWN RAPIST
>>685774625
Yep, it's allways some newfag that thinks they are fitting in each time they post of of many one-liner "memes", that is if you can call being a whiny little faggot that.
>>685774014
"we like, we reward"
/b is not your personal anything, and just because you and a couple other little faggots proudly spend your unemployed lives devoted to making /b a shittier place, that gives you no more power than anything else in your sad, virgin life.
You wanna be captain 4chan? Stop being a faggot.
>>685775023
you probably go to reddit all the time you hypocritical shitfucker
>>685775018
The one on the head is sound cancelling the other one is for mic/showing off sponsors, since they're not in booths they need to use the sound cancelling headsets.
>>685775018
The headset around his neck is his mic, the one over his ears is earmuffs, because if they didnt wear noise cancelling shit, the crowd could tell them where the other team was. Inside the earmuffs they have earbuds to hear
>>685775145
You have the right desu, how may I take your call desu?.
>>685767600
I'm cracking up!
>>685775314
summerfag detected
>>685772136
>How's living at home, you pathetic little shit?
Living at home? Where the fuck else do regular people live?
>>685775346
Joine chaos xDDD
>>685771575
>>685766183
Lost
Anyone got the original?
>>685769104
Hahahahaha. Dude fuck off i've been here since around 08/09 im always on the phone cause i don't really have acces to computers much. I know you think that everyone posting via mobile phone is a redditor cumgargler but that's just plain stupid. And why are you asking for in debth discussions? the whole TL;dr bullshit came from here because most people (and this has been that way since i first came here) are to dyslexic to be able to read more than 2 sentences or else they go trelelelele TL;dr kekekeke i ain't gonna read all that. Just accept that there's alot of faggotry here cause remember where you are, /b/ has always been shit. Visiting /b/ is akin to wading through the sewer for hours on end to find that one golden necklace that made it worth the ride.
>TL;dr stop bitching and enjoy the ride
>>685775269
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting desu again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the desu since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
>moom!
>mooooom!
>they wont let me see funnah may mays from 10 years ago on 4chan!!!
>screeeeeeeeeeeeee
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>calm down darling
>go to desustorage
>no! I want to be able to reply kek to the ones I like!
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>just use an reaction image and tell him he's wrong.
>that "usually" works.
It never works on shitposters, newfag.
>>685766183
I've never.....
>>685766667
totally did that at the launch of the force awakens
i had been putting it off the whole time i was in line, and for about an hour and a half of the movie.
i do this every time im at the theater.
im a piece of shit.
the thing he did perfectly right was to START with pissing into the dispenser for the little papers that go on the toilet seat.
gotta make sure to start your arc with that, so when its at its most forceful its sure to arc nicely
he, however, missed the toilet seat handle. or button. or whatever that one has. you gotta make sure every surface thats gonna get touched gets a little pee. he got most of the handrails, though. good on him.
>>685775539
the streets you retarded faggot
>>685775599
>i've been here since around 08/09
>taking bait like a newfaggot
whew lad
>>685775717
>regular
>The streets
Do you have a street name? Is it Young Dickey?
I bet it's Young Dickey.
>>685775639
You disgust me.
>>685775639
Nice quality faggot
>>685775599
its copy pasta you stupid fuck
>>685775639
what even
>>685775522
>Implying we are in summer yet
>>685770433
You know nothing. /b/ as cesspool became that way to keep out the normiefags that arw running rampant nowadays gore threads and cp threads were not posted for fapping purposes, they were posted to scare of newfags wich didn't exectly work as yoy can see today with ylyl threads being spammed with 9gag tier faggotry like those rage comics bullshit.
>>685775826
And not even becausr of the pee. The quality.
>>685766867
Does anyone have the name of this video?
>>685775825
close
they actuaaly call me small dyke
because..well nvm
>>685775542
I'm existential by nature desu. I've become chaos desu.
>>685775893
>implying school doesnt end mid/early may and summer vacation begins
>>685775539
At the home owned by your parents (probably divorced mom) that they allow you to live in, as opposed to being a regular adult and owning your home.
>>685775977
check'd
>>685769104
did a phone kill your parents or something?
>>685775717
Respect
>>685774385
>>685769949
>feeling need to screenshot
kys
>>685776065
yea, you fucked up, deal with it
>>685775937
>cp threads were not posted for fapping purposes, they were posted to scare of newfags
kek who told you thst? you actually believed theM??? hahaha
>>685776217
Look closer, the screenshot is subtle OC.
>>685766213
Imho, these are beautiful desu
>>685776087
kek'd
>>685775848
I should get back to lurking then.
>>685773854
/b/ was fun when i was 16 in 2005.
It's been total cancer since 2009.
>>685776359
how did you get the type to be italics?
>>685776474
i agree with your expert appraisal
>>685776045
>Implying I even go to school.
im sooo bored. nothing too funny here
>>685774440
whelp.
there it is.
all my years of writing classes,
of screenwriting training,
my life's work...
It was all for nothing.
This man has done it.
This man has written the most perfect scene in all of theatrical HISTORY and theres NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THAT
I WASTED MY LIFE
>>685776287
>kekekek lelelelelele
>everywuns got the same reasonss to do thingzz as meeee xDDD
>>685776551
>implying i didnt get rejected by two school that i put all of my faith into and now im having a crisis trying to figure out wtf im doing
kill me
>>685776371
Thanks you desu. I put a fair amount of effort into song selection and thought into the rewrite, thanks for taking the time to read them.
I may be a shit poster, but I don't post shit desu.
>>685774440
what the fuck is this from?
i need to read the rest
my awful, awful sense of curiousty is about to drag me into a very strange place
