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HOLD THE DOOR. HOLD THE HOLD THE DOOR. HOLD THE DOOR
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FUCK YOU MARTIN
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>>685764147
HOLDTHEDOOR HOLTHEDOR HOTHDOR HODOR
HODORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is kill
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>>685764147
Not Hodor. Anyone but Hodor
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The crippled kid is a cunt. He should die slowly.
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>>685766577
finally
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>>685766665
get?
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>>685766577
Why?
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>>685764147
and who was this bitch thats like the leader of the red women talking about to varys?
When she said when his bits were tossed in to a fire by a sorcerer and a voice called out to him. She implying she was the voice ? and he's where he is today because of what happened back then and she knew it would happen?
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>>685767061
Wasn't she implying that the voice in the fire was the lord of light?
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>>685764147
>Time for you to become me
>yfw this old guy is actually Bran from the future who somehow fucked up his shit and got stuck in the past
>Both crippled
>subtle hints
>The three eyed Ravan has been Bran from the future the entire time
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>>685767289
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>>685767289
is this episode GoT jumping the shark?
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:(
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>>685767203
bran is the lord of light isn't he?
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>>685767203

this is correct

>>685767061

this is stupid
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>>685768355

def not

"born amidst salt and smoke"
>dany or jon take your pick
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>>685767289
But the three eyed raven is targaryen bastard born.
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>>685764147
He deserved better :( Hodor was one of the best characters
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>>685767061
wow you missed that whole thing.
she's just another priestess, not their leader.
because of his skepticism she was hitting him with the you know nothing lord varys, letting him know that she knew about his biggest secret and she knew more about it than even he did. that servants of the lord of light have knowledge he ain't got.
she was implying a pretty common philosophy that everything happens for a reason and his current situation is a product of his past, and the same is true for everyone.
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>>685767061
i bet the fucking red priestess is as old as the other one
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>>685768556
Well they did say she was one of the oldest you fucking mongoloid
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>>685767061
She is alias for Victarion's nigger priest from books
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>>685766577
Living a full life is dying slowly you retard, the phrase is "dying a slow painful death"
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>>685768478
lord of light not the prince who was promised
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>>685769254
But living a full life is dying a slow painful death too
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>>685764147
BA DUM TISK
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>>685770039
Painful is used as a modifier, therefore it translates to a more painful death than normal
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>>685766577
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>>685766665
Dang! Soo close...
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>>685770039
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>>685764147
Lower Light
Lower Light
Lower Light
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>>685764147
First time GoT made me cry
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>>685770833
First time GoT made me hard
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>>685771995
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>>685772024
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>>685772073
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>>685766906

He basically fucking mind controlled Hodor his entire life and turned him into worse than a slave. He destroyed hodor's mind and turned a gentle loving giant into a potato that he chewed up and spit out
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>>685772024
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES!
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Fuck Hodor, who is she??
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>>685772443
Tits McGee
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>>685767289
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>>685772255
I saw it more as he showed him how and when he would die and lived his entire life knowing that moment would come and mentally fucked him up so bad he became totally retarded.
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>>685767061
Read the books
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>>685767289
well shit
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>>685768355
R'hollor, the Lord of Light is a fucking firegod, not Brandon Stark you numbskull
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>>685772255
He was always a potato.
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>>685767289
three eyed crow is Brynden Rivers, bro
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>>685764147

OH SO NOW WE'RE SO WEAK AND FEEBLE WE NEED BIG MEN TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR US IS THAT IT? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CARRY ON OPPRESSING US AS USUAL IN MAJOR TV ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS? YEAH, KEEP THE WOMAN DOWN. PORTRAY HER AS SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A BIG STRONG MAN TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR HER. CALL IT "CHIVALRY" BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S FUCKING SEXISM YOU DIRTY CHAUVINIST PIG. WHEN WILL THIS END? I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP AS A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN, THIS IS A FUCKING MANS WORLD AND IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. "HOLD THE DOOR"? FUCK THE DOOR! AND FUCK YOU!
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>>685772443
Someone who needs a better boob job.
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>>685772912
Never seen real tits before i guess?
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>>685764147

>>>685741801
wtf you doing pasta man
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>>685772832
No it's not. It's River Phoenix.
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>>685772443
and why are her tits orange?
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>>685772961
Looks cut around her nips /b/ro.
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>>685772961
I know you've never seen tits irl before. Those are fake as fuck. Just a shitty job.
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>>685772865
If a woman held the door the show would end soon... Very soon. Like right after they bust the door open and rape the feeble woman who couldnt HOLD THE DOOR
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>>685772961
you think anyone on this site has?
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>>685772912
Those are real, you 'tard.
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Hodor
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>>685772865
kek
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>>685772865
kek
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>>685764147
fuck you asshole i didn't cry for way over seven years but this buildup to his plotline god damn.
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>>685773429
His dick is bigger than Bran!
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>>685767061
>the leader
i'm not even british or american but did this really go over your head?
she meant the fucking god of her religion.
not her boss. her god. dude.
the voice was the god.
the religions in game of thrones are real. that's a conflict in my opinion because if all religions are real with all their gods and beliefs...none of them are false and all of them have gods fighting for their claim on the world. so this isn't about the iron throne. it's about the struggle of the gods and their hate for each other. that's the real game of thrones. it's the thrones representing religions, fighting for domination and wiping out all the others.
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>>685773429
Spoiler: That's not a real dick.
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>>685768495
He died serving a purpose, a purpose that he was made for..yeah his death was sad as shit but it was well done and honorable
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>>685773876
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>>685772865
FUCK. YOU.

but 10/10 gg.
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>>685774310
Spoiler: That may or may not be a real dick. Looks real.
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>>685773395
No they are not. Scars around nipples. Shaped like implant bags that are sagging too far down. Nipples are pointing in opposite directions instead of being centered. Yeah, they are fake buddy. Go see a real girl naked instead of just having awkward moments with your anime girl body pillow.
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>>685773875
What makes you think ALL the religions are real? Followers of the light sure, all that resurrection magic and fire speaking and whatnot, but the other religions and gods seem to be as real as christianity and Xenu
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>>685774449
Listen, you're 14. I get it. In the real world, you don't mangle nipples to place the implants. You cut underneath the breast. Go look at porn-star tits and you'll see that I'm right.
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>>685764147
dat feeeeeeeeeeel!
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>>685767061
"the red woman" .. ah.. its actually an israely actress named "Ania Bukstein".. as an israelyFaggot it ruined the whole dramatic scene for me , maybe even the whole fucking show... fuck.
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>>685764147
HOLD THE LINE
>du nu nunu
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>du nu nu nuuu
HOLD THE LIIIIINE
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>>685767203
so basically.. Dark souls.
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>>685774949
i-is that real?
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i feel bad /b/rethen
let's make the 22th of May the "Hold the Door" day, where we remind ourselves of Wyllis, a valiant hero from the long night, who saved the Three-eyed Raven and his waifu.
>mfw Bran looks sadly at young Wyllis going Ian Curtis while he's watching his own death at the hands of the cold dead
>mfw i can't handle all these feels
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>>685774778
Be less of a sandnigger, man. One supporting/guest actress can't ruin the whole fucking show
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>>685772509

lol
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>>685775137
damn right
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>>685775062
Nope :/
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>>685764147
I'm still skeptical how a crippled kid gets away from an army even with Hodor delaying them 15 mins..

Thoughts?
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>>685774511
I get it it. You're 12. There are actually two main ways to put in implants. One is to cut around the nipples and go through there. The other is to cut along the underside of the breasts and go through there.

I'm guessing you've never seen Mia Khalifa porn. She's a pornstar. Watch her videos.

Also,
> look at a porn star tits
> I've seen porn, I know about tits
Kid. You're really reaching for the stars on this one. Hell, when you turn 18 or 21, depending on your county laws, go to a strip club and see the different tits and you'll know what I mean.
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>>685775146
but you don't understand my imaginary friend is better than hers!
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>>685775755
Coldhands nigga
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>>685775062
Who cares?
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>>685776120
Explain to a nigga?
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>>685773875
The only god that has shown any evidence of being real is the lord of light. And maybe the many faced god, but it's not as clear in that case.
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Everything else aside, fuck Dan and Dave for killing summer off, the direwolves were supposed to be important and they gave her such a hugely pointless death. The children, they were really that useless against their own creations? What the fuck, it's like they just skipped a books worth of info for bran.
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>>685772443
Eline Powell
Actress...Pretty but these are the only tits you'll see online
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>>685772443
Sansa Stark
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>>685775755
Plenty of time to hide under a dumpster though.
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>>685776364
benjen stark ma nigga
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I want to fuck both the red priestesses at the same time
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>>685776028
there is a newer procedure, going through the chicks bellybutton, no visible scar... swear to boab
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>>685772443

Grade A tits
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>>685777085
Without the necklaces of course
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>>685777208

If it meant fucking them again WITH the necklaces on, then yes
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>>685777021
I guess that nigga technically never showed up dead yet
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I just realized that the entirety of the show is Bran's fault.
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>>685776028

>Implants in the 90's

Now they go through a little hole in your armpit, or through your belly button. You don't have scars from tit implants anymore
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>>685777152
That's not implant scars. That's a cæsarean section scar. Don't let your girl lie to you. Her snatch is so polluted that she can't have kids out of it anymore. And no, not all snatches smell like that.
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>>685777351
No it's not. The Starks still would have died due to Robert's death. Plain and simple. Bran probably helped them all out by putting everyone else on their guard.
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>>685777437
> thinking Mia Khalifa, who was born in 1993, got her implants in the 90's
Stop reaching for the stars, man. You'll never make it.
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>>685777590
As far as we can tell. The next episodes might show Bran warging that fucking Boar that killed Robert.
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>>685777769
holy shit
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>>685777694

I never mentioned her m8

I'm not saying they don't still do it the old way, but that's how it can be done with out scars. They aren't a telltale sign anymore
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>>685777466
>That's not implant scars. That's a cæsarean section scar. Don't let your girl lie to you.

Wow you're retarded. C-section scars are even lower than the bellybutton.
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>>685767892
the whole season was
they clishé-d the fuck out of everything

Ramsay is big bad baddie
Jon snow is unkillable protag
Season will end in great big battle
timetraveling tropes everywhere soon.
pretty sure without martin, white walkers will have no motivations,Theyll just be snow zombies.
Arya is montage until super stealth badass

The only decent thing happening at the moment is tyrion hammering some sense into the east
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>>685774778
>one of the actresses is an Israeli
>initiate allah hu snakbar

Meanwhile in non-sandnigger land.
>mfw hold the door
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>>685777970
Perfect circular scars around the nipples are direct signs of implants. That is the entire point of the discussion.
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>>685778204
It was a joke. Don't be a sperglord.
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>>685778265

I'm really wondering where they're going to take it. It's starting to feel unnatural. Like they're just handing out pink slips to anyone who:

>Isn't a Stark
>Isn't a Lannister
>Is above the age of 45
>Hasn't had more than 10 lines in the last 15 episodes
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>>685778765
>It was a joke
You're still wrong.
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>>685778265
>Ramsay is big bad baddie
The books were building him up that way.
>Jon snow is unkillable protag
Its like everyone has forgotten baric dundarion
>Season will end in great big battle
Like every season except the first?
>timetraveling tropes everywhere soon.
Honestly the whole 3 eyed raven thing was building up to something like this so its not that crazy.
>pretty sure without martin, white walkers will have no motivations,Theyll just be snow zombies.
Wights were always snow zombies. The walkers finally got fleshed out a bit with this episode. Now we know who made them and why.
>Arya is montage until super stealth badass
Like shes been doing since she got to bravos?

All these flavors and you choose to be salty.
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>>685767203
No, probably their Devil-type god, the Great Other
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>>685774449
My wife's tits look like that, and I've known her since she was a flat 14 year old

Boobs pointing outwards means nothing

Also you can't see any scars
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>>685768530
This
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>>685779041
I have a feeling those characters were going to get offed in the coming books so the show had to kill them quickly.
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>>685767203
I thought reek was the lord of the light.
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>>685779501
Prolly It still feels weird, mostly because te show is shit at reminding you what the fuck characters are doing. So much screentime is devoted to the "stars" that you forget there are tons of houses, all filled with people, all doing important things that snowball into bigger things.

So when we cut back to what Old Man SquidLord is up to just to watch him get lazily thrown off a bridge, you're left not really giving a shit.

Like they could've just done it off screen and saved even more time.
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>>685772255
Triple doubles! Also, I don't understand the purpose of this time loop. If he weren't potato, bran wouldn't need to mind control him. If bran didn't mind control him, he wouldn't be potato.
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I hope Bran looks for refuge with the boltons, gets raped brutally, then gets skinned alive
he's a fucking bitch for letting people die for him while hes goofing off in his own lala-land

>you goddamn right IM MAD
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>>685779259
I find it weird that Jon Snow actually called them walkers. Is that just me?
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>>685772098
I like dicks
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>>685779852
if he wasnt hodor do you really think he would of stayed with bran and done all he has?
do you think he would of ended up as a stark servant? if bran hadnt done this then hodor wouldnt of been with bran this whole time
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>>685764147
feels.png
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>>685764147
get in here >>685772355
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>>685779259
>>Ramsay is big bad baddie
>The books were building him up that way.

Different Anon.

Did everything come as easily to Ramsay in the books as it seems to in the show? Like honestly he hasn't been met with any real opposition since he came on screen. Absolutely everything he sets out to do just WORKS and on top of that, he's shown to be this absolutly horrible human.

I feel like they're trying really really hard to make us hate him to the point of it feeling forced.
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>>685779203
That was the joke, buddy. You're full on sperglord now. Congratulations. Would you like a gold crown?
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>>685779788
This
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>>685778711
There aren't any though, just a normal pigmentation pattern. I'm with the other anon on this one, you must not have seen many tits besides pornstars.

Also why hasn't anyone posted her tits from the next scene?
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>>685780425
>You're full on sperglord now.

At least I'm a sperg who knows basic human anatomy. I bet you think girls pee pee and poo poo from the same hole.
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>>685779259
I actually don't think any time foolery is going on. I think the great tree stores information like a living library and the old man and limpy are tapping into it to see the past.
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>>685764147
This show has really gone to shit. I should've stopped watching post season 4 but I always get dragged back in.

The most interesting parts of the show were always the politics and the battles fought not in war, but in speech.

The show is not about that anymore, the kingdom will be ruled by magic once again and now is fucking cringe and boring once again.
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>>685779326
Don't pay him any mind. He doesn't know what real tits look like.
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>>685780819
And yet you'll keep coming back, because you're just another pedantic fedorable who likes to bitch and moan for attention.
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>>685778711
>Perfect circular scars around the nipples are direct signs of implants

Not only is that "scarring" not shown on the woman pictured, but that "scarring" doesn't even take place because of the current techniques used to augment breasts.
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>>685779817
They did it that way to show how much of a dick Euron is. And the sandsnakes, and ramsay and so on.
>>685780305
Yep. The only one who ever got in his way was Roose who was more of sociopath than a psychopath like ramsay. Roose hasnt been kill yet in the books but it was getting pretty obvious that ramsay murdered his true born brothers so patricide isn't beyond him.
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>>685780963
Nah, more like the people around me are cock mongoling faggots that get me into it.
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>>685779326
> wife
Sure sperglord. Your waifu totally counts.

> can't see
Then get a screen with better definition
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>>685781203
I'm assuming these 'cock mongoling faggots' are holding a gun to your head?
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>>685780084
...in a box.
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>>685781285
yes
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>>685764147
That was the most tragic character in GoT for real
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Oh boy I hope the show handles time travel well
The only time I have watched it done the right way was with Primer
I can only hope
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>>685780670
> pee pee poo poo
Either the autism is at donation levels with you or you really are 12.

Pick one.
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>>685781395
>hold the door
He did... he held the fucking door.
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>>685770039
Too real.
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>>685781006
> current
Again, I reference you to Mia Khalifa.
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>>685781389
You need new friends.
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>>685774511
>>685776028

Watching you two ten-year-olds pretend you're adults is cute as hell.
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>>685768479
In the book yes, but in the series he has been there for thousands of years
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>>685770100
so wait, you've downloaded that exact image to shitpost more than once?
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>>685781395
>Children Burned to death in 3 different episodes
>retard holds the door

yeah son got that empathy for retards working overtime huh?
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>>685781550
I bet he would still be a really nice character even as normal Willis/Walder
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>>685781839
You rather be burned to death at age 8 or see how you die at age 14 then live as a retard til that death happens 30 years later?
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>>685772255
>He destroyed hodor's mind and turned a gentle loving giant into a potato

time traveling mutch faggit? he wasn't a gentle loving giant untill AFTER he was turned potato.

If he wasn't potatoed as a kid he would have grown up to be a great rapey cunt like every other misogynist in westeros.
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>>685781839
it's called compassion fatigue nigger
so many people getting killed for no obvious reasons that at the end of the day nothing makes sense
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Brans whole story is fucking stupid

Like I dont even know what the fuck he's doing, nothing, its just stagnant. He fell out of a window and got paralyzed, then some retard carried him around the woods all day until he met some other children who talk to birds. Now he's under a tree with some guy and a tree princess and I don't even think it's the same actor. It's all completely nebulous and stupid, and not even close to historically accurate.

Kill Bran and his faggot voodoo friends and focus on the interesting characters.
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>>685781839
Children can be crisps. Hodor lived his retarded life tho, He sacrificed himself, he could have lived a normal life but Bran and Meera fkd him up.
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>>685781518
>Primer
My nigga
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>>685781540
>Either the autism is at donation levels with you or you really are 12.

It was a joke.
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>>685780246
>would of
I really hope this is bait and I just fell for it. If not, please kill yourself. Also, everything you say and all your arguments are invalid.
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>>685764147
I didn't hold the door, This is what happened
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
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>>685780246
Maybe, maybe not, but that raises the question of how the time loop was created, if Willis would otherwise be irrelevant.
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>>685782180
Well man I on the other hand. Don't see any wisdom that came from 3I'dRaven's lessons, we just had some flashbacks and Hodor's cool backstory
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>>685782180
Bran is the Lord of light dumbass. He's going to grow old and then mind fuck people in the past (the current tv show) and guide them all to the north to save him.
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>>685782062
>If he wasn't potatoed as a kid he would have grown up to be a great rapey cunt like every other misogynist in westeros.

only like 80% of men in the show are rapists, calm your tits lady.
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>>685782349
I think Walder Frey is actually Benjen Stark from the future
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>>685782349
Do you also jack off to harry potter? Because thats basically what this show is now.
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>>685764147
He did it. He held the door.

You've done your duty. Rest now, sweet, gentle giant.
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>>685764147
The old raven is bran from the future you plebs
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>>685782317
can you enter there for me anon?
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>>685782062
what's wrong with that?
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>>685781765

He is Brandon the builder, targaryen bastard born + thousands of years old, same
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>>685768530
>tfw Brann dies and becomes the lord of light manipulating everything from behind the scenes while going back and forth between time, thats why the red woman 2.0 was hinting at the person behind the smoke.
>Tfw Brann is Nozdormu and can control time
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>>685782062
He would still rape and plunder
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>>685782345
I dont get it either, because they spent six seasons which were released so far apart trying to hint at something thereby overestimating the interest level in bran. Hes some loser kid that should be on buffy the vampire slayer.
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His name was Willis. RIP
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>>685782519
whats wrong with harry potter?

also, literally calling an episode with the best tits on tv 'harry potter'. Summerfag mutch?
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>>685782726
Wyllis*
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Meera is Jon's sister. Both Howland and Ned went full Star Wars Revenge of the Smits ending.
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>>685768479

No, the three eyed raven is Brynden Rivers. A targaryan, He's actually Maester Aemons uncle.
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>>685768685
wow chilax dude
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Old Nan is secretly white walker
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>>685781518
Damn it's been a while since I watched that movie, had to watch it 6 times to understand what was going on kek
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>>685767289

It's not him. It's Bloodraven you fool.
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>>685764147
>Name a scene that looked better on paper than it did when shot. Poor Hodor, people will never be able to think of him again without that horrible twitching fat kid screeching "Hold the Door" for what seemed like hours.
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>>685766693
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>>685782939
It was sad and shit (my mom was crying) but it was hard as fuck not laughing when the kid was having his seizure, it spoiled it.
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>>685782784
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>>685782778
Magic has totally ruined this show. Anytime anything needs explanation we just turn to our friend magic. I guess if youre into gay weeaboo shit like inu yasha and shit you probably love jacking off to the naked men. I think its so stupid. They'res no historical accuracy anymore. Like its okay to have frozen zombies, those could exist in the future, but when has a three eyed raven ever given someone LSD and taken them to his magic cave to meet a tree princess who blows herself up? Never.
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>>685767892
No, because "Jumping the shark" implies action of some sort.
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>>685764147
Getting real fuckin sick of this show but Im too deep into it so now I need to finish this.
Fuck this show im so not done with it and its killing me.
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>>685772912
those are real af you fucking virginoid
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>>685768355

Bran is becoming one of the old gods

You see the gods of westeros represent the 4 elements if you think about it. The old gods are earth, tree's, dirt, steadfast, slow to change.

The iron islands are water, with their drown god. The lord of light is obviously fire. And the 7 are Air, they're ethereal, their power exists yes dosn't exist, and is hard to pin down, it changes into other forms.

The many faced god of bravos obviously is death. His priests are assassins. There was a clue when aria's old dancing instructor from bravos said there is only one god, death.
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>>685773332
touche
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>>685782919
I didn't get it but am ashamed to admit it.
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>>685783284
Do they also have seven rings? To rule them all?
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>>685772595
No.
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>>685772443
I want to see ore of this theatrical troupe -- showing up from time to time commenting on how goofy this whole fucking story is...
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Guys Fuck Hodor, literally the best tits since Alexandra Daddario in True Detective :D
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>>685783169
The magic nades were a little dumb, i'll give you that.
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>>685773124
No, it's River Tam. I hear she's a ship now.
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>>685783572

Nice try Anon.

You saw Joffery, thought it was a chick, then it was revealed she had a wonderfully feminine penis.

A Trap. the Trap for Anon.
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>>685773199
It's a scene from a stage play -- she's got body-makeup, including the nipply equivalent of eye-liner..
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>>685773199
I think the dwarf has had a nose job, too.
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>>685782595
If bran become the lord of light why would he ask the priest and priestess to burn poeple alive for him ?
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>>685783886
Actually thought that was a chick too, some type of Shakespeare shenanigans going on or something.
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>>685774310
>OK feminists, shut the fuck up, we showed a gratuitous dick shot, now just fucking shut up.
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>>685784144
He's from the future and shit, so hes seen what they will become, maybe a faggit etc.

The only people that matter to him (Bran) are the ones that are going to help defeat the zombies.
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>>685784086
He looked so much like a happy merchant it was hilarious, honestly wasn't expecting it considering the amount of jew producers, writers, actors etc
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>>685782595
goddamnit am I just watching lost again? Is this all a jew abrams trick?
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>>685774438
It is real. You dumb shit.
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whenever someone tells me to hold a door i'm gonna start having flashbacks and lose my shit
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>>685784349
>>685784349
correct, can show penix, as long as not throbbing hard.

All vaginas must wear wigs tho (including monkey vaginas)
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>>685784402
Of course you will you little faggot.
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>>685781518

You've never seen back to the future? Or terminator?

You think primer handled it well? LOL degeneration time clones? WTF, what's the lofic of that?
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>>685767289

They've changed everything else and gone way deep into unknown territory. This outcome would not surprise me.
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three eyed crow: Targaryen bastard
Jon Snow: Targaryen bastard

three eyed crow = Jon Snow
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>>685784612
I think predestination handled it perfectly.

I handled myself perfectly during it. and i mean muh dick.
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>>685764147
HOLD THE DOOR!!!
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>>685783451

>2016
Lord of the rings joke? And not even a good one.
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>>685784793
Seems legit to me
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>>685783818

they're good but they're not alexandra good
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>>685784756
What if he just ment bran will become Omnipresent.
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>>685784935
He's talking about the Olympic rings you dumb shit, its like 2 months away.
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>>685772255

The fact that Bran went into the past and Hodor was Hodor all along in the present storyline, it shows that there was a past - future link and it was always meant to happen.

Hodor was literally born for this reason alone. It is the reason he was so strong. He was born so that one day he would be strong enough to Hold the Door so that Bran could get away.
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>>685785030
3 months...
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>>685785030
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>>685783818
Get those horrible fake tits out f here.
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>>685785030

Makes the joke even worse and more pointless
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>>685785040
Mindfuck
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stop killing the Dire Wolves

I think only there's only one left
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>>685776485
There were like 5 Children vs a small army of undead. They threw not-grenades and blew up a bunch of them, then got their shit wrecked in close quarters combat with zombies coming in from every side. Not to mention the Children can die in more ways than a zombie could.
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What if the white walker event is cyclical like in Mass effect and Halo, and Bran finally figured out a way to break the cycle but has had to manipulate the past through varies folks, that's why the old Raven showed him the past so he can see all the little changes that are effecting the outcome of the future.
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>>685785614
Ghost and the one that was let go right at the start by no name girl when Joffrey had a sad
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>>685785614
They cost money to animate, CGI is most of game of thrones budget.

less direwolves = more budget for mad tittehs.
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>>685785724

Nymeria, Arya's dire wolf
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>>685785614
I think there are two, although only job has his with him. How are there more dragons than direwolfs though!?!
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>>685777769
Motherfucking holy shit
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>>685772865
This literally makes me want to call out from work today it makes me so mad. I work with a bunch of salty single moms in their 20's who made bad decisions and take it out on everyone else. They should all kinda just be slaughtered in a severe fire
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Ive been wondering if the authors especially G. R. R.M. planned to let him die this way, fitting his name in a new,superordinate, light. I mean that is just a coincidence , isnt that?
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>>685785828
yeah no face chicks doggo
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>>685772255
Not by choice, though. Since he was ripped off the branch and couldn't get back into the real world, his only choice was to warg into Hodor in the past.

From his reaction, he seemed surprised at what was happening to Hodor. I don't think the command was drilled into Hodor so much from Bran as from Meera as she ran away. Intersecting timelines fuck shit up. Don't cross the streams!
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>>685773332
Yes not everyone here is a giant neck beard omega faggot like you. Get laid you idiot. Even faggots get laid more than you, you're just sad
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>>685777694
Why the hell do you keep saying "reaching for the stars"? You sound retarded
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>>685774778
>Ania Bukstein
>israli actress

off to find the nudes...
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>>685786222

Nice trips cunt, but don't go chasing waterfalls.
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>>685785863
What if Bran also took control of the dire wolf from the very first episodes to make sure the Starks got the pups.
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>>685786406
How would he do this?
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>>685774449
I really hope you will see boobs some day
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>>685786406
Bran actually warg'ed Jaime lannester, and boned Cersei in the tower, to frighten young bran out the window and start the cycle.
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>>685779326
Pic of tits or lying.
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>>685786456
Same way he controlled the dragon to save Tits McGee.
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>>685786456
READ THE BOOK FAGGIT, ITS ON PAGE 3
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>>685766037
im surprised noone posted the guy with warts on his dick yet
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>>685786711
its been mentioned 3 times, and pics once already, in this thread. trying reading before posting, cumstain.
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>>685786597
Yep and he was stag that was killed by Tywin, and the cat arya was chasing.
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>>685786597
that actually makes a lot of sense. But why does Jamie keep fucking his sister?
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>>685786684
Nah I'm right, thanks shitstain
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>>685785265
>fake
do you have to make it this obvious that you've never ever seen tits?
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>>685774310
https://youtu.be/XjzC2DRgEo4
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>>685780670
Its called a cloaca
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>>685786883
Because He warged too much fucking is what keeps him going
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>>685786597
Cycle probably started with that forest wench turning one of the first men into a white walker.
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>>685784999
agreed they are not, but I didn't say that, I said they are the best that came along since those puppies dropped on my screen
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>>685785751
kekked
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>>685785030
There are only 5 olympic rings, though.
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>>685786802
thanks for pointing out, buttplug autist
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>>685786931
I bet I have seen at least 57 tits.
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>>685785751
WTF this is not the year fucking 2000... Those wolves were fancy CGI, but they can't be THAT expensive. I'd say 20 thousand dollars for a shot like that
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>>685775755
Snow storm. Also, more forest children probably.
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>>685787370
Also it's hard finding real dragons and it's even harder to pay them in a currency that they use...
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>>685765 in the book hodor not died
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>>685786333
Nice trips. But, that guy just has his head in the clouds.
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>>685785751
Don't you mean they cost money to train? Because as far as I know, they are real wolfs, they just look bigger.
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>>685786967
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>>685787996
Yes, a slight giggle.
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>>685786883
Who wouldn't?
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>>685780670
>I bet you think girls pee pee and poo poo from the same hole.

>implying they don't
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>>685783169
>Like its okay to have frozen zombies, those could exist in the future

wat
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So Bran is the mastermind behind it all. Will he break the wheel and everyone on it at the end?
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>>685787853
They used some sort of sled pulling type dogs. Not Malamutes but similar.
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>>685786900
It's Willis you dumb shit
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>>685776706

https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=eline%20powell

somebody noticed
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>>685788111
Trips of "truth"
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>>685788313
>Willis
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>>685784246
I still don't get why they want to see a dick. They aren't great to look at.
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>>685780670
YOU MEAN THEY DON'T??
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Ive just watched 1x01 again and I found this
>>685787812
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>>685788313
Wyllis?
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>>685788256
Daenerys is going to break it, Bran is just setting it up for her.
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i can see arya becoming a fully fledged faceless assassin, then being sent on a job to kill sansa or jon, martin is that much of a cunt
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