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>>685751567
Starting with KStew, because I watched Adventureland last night.
Also, I think she is pretty cute and underrated as an actress. She can act when she wants to. So there.
>>685762339
No. No, really. I think she can act.
This might seem like sarcasm, but I think she can act.
>>685762465
>>685762339
Agreed. SHe's really good in Into The Wild
Where is my Skybro?
>>685762465
OK, in all seriousness. She CAN act. Really. Let's see you act with scripts like Twilight shit. I mean, she does a better job than JLaw in Hunger Games. And that is the same level of script.
>>685762594
>>685762542
Ah thank you! I am not alone!
Also, I like her pale legs.
>>685762548
I am here my friend.
I tried learning German through Duolingo for like a week. It was a pathetic attempt. Truly an embarrassment. Being disgusted by my lackluster efforts is entirely justified, and if I was german I would truly cringe.
Your English is extremely good, by the way.
>>685762693
Ah, thread seems kinda dead. I was gonna post some Jordan Capri webms just to get all nostalgic
>>685762864
>>685762948
Pale. Legs.
>>685763038
For footfags. This is my penultimate of KStew
>>685763180
Final one.
Who knows who is up next?
>>685762775
You think so? I don't really know how good my grammar is. I always think: 'Nah, that's so wrong, for sure.' But I was pretty good in english lessons. At least something.
German is one of the hardest languages to learn. Especially because we have so much special regulations for conjugation.
>>685763275
Your grammar is better than a lot of people I know who have been speaking no language but English all their life.
So it's very good, I would say. Did you go to college or something? Or I guess in Germany you can take it in high-school?
Up next is Jordan Capri
>>685763430
This was before high quality video capture was even a thing
>>685763477
>>685763500
>>685763038
why is she so unattractive?
>>685763529
Is she just a pornstar?
>>685763529
>>685763536
Because you have different tastes than other people, I reckon.
>>685763631
>>685763610
Yup. Way back from the '00s
We talked about her in the last thread
>>685763710
Penultimate webm of Jordan
>>685763759
This is it for Jordan Capri. Up next one bonus .gif!
>>685763427
Thanks. Good to know.
English is teached since middle-school here. All schools in Germany, which are near the french border, teach french in the elementary schools, all others english.
So the most of us speak english since they are 6. I leaned french tho. I live 20km away from France.
>>685763841
i used to jack off to this fucking video ALL the time
thanks anon for the nostalgia fap
>>685763841
Everyone remembers this chick, right?
>>685763841
yeah! Jordan Capri!
>>685763992
New celeb now.
>>685763899
My go-to was Jordan and Allie on the bed. Helpful Masturbation, I think it was called on Kazaa. I can still hear the music in my head.
I want fuck Debra Morgan
>>685762594
Yes! Couldn't agree more anon. Jlaw in hunger games actually made me depressed about going to see that movie at all. Utter trash. Never seen twilight, so kstew is alright in my book.
>>685764204
>>685764134
Last I heard she got her shit together and is doing fine now. But who the fuck wants to actually research that?
Anyway, who was your favorite lightspeed girl?
>>685763876
That's pretty cool. Here in Canada we are taught French from Grade 4 until Grade 8, and in High-School, which is 4 Grades unless you fail a class or go for college-level training, it is mandatory to take atleast one class in French, for one semester. Most people can't speak it well. Except for the French, obviously.
So you know 3 languages? That's pretty cool dovebro.
no one has Krysten Ritter webm's?
>>685764318
>>685764303
Oh fuck. No really, KStew is good! JLaw is good! And here I am posting Ellen Page.
But yeah, KStew CAN really act! I've seen it!
>>685764459
It's a shame she's too old to play Ellie when they make a movie of The Last of Us.
Penultimate of Ellen Page because THIS ASSHOLE
>>685764444
has to show up with quads and make me wanna switch to KRitter. I might have one webm. I do have pics
>>685764459
still here
>>685764609
Alright, final pic of Ellen that I could find that was totally copyright free because there had been no alterations to it because I checked with the office of Ellin Peg and she said it was all ok and so I did this picture so it's all good
>>685764609
Did Ellen page come out as a lesbian?
>>685764331
I need ofc a bit longer to translate everything. Sometimes I have to look some words up.
Oh so you are from Canada? I didn't even know that. I was once in Canada. In Montreal. And in Germany are 2 types of schools between the 5th and 9th grade. One that goes until 10th and the final one that goes until 12th.
Some friends of me taught me a bit of kurdish and russian. But that doesn't really count. Can't really speak it. So 3 is about it. Don't really wanna learn another language.
>>685764805
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hlCEIUATzg
>>685764805
I think she has come out as "non-conformative" or something
So she doesn't have to answer anything.
>>685764923
She literally says "I an gay." here. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>685764853
>>685762339
She acts happy but we all know she's dead inside.
Hmmm
>>685765261
Keira is super sexy. That's just me, I know. I like the jaw.
>>685765504
Holy fuck those abs.
>>685765472
Yeah, yeah, she's tiny. She's a skeleton. I think she's fun. So yeah.
>>685765553
>>685765504
you have to be a pedophilic faggot to find "her" attractive
>>685765552
and dat tiny ass?? mmm
>>685765628
saved both. thanks anon
>>685765739
you're welcome
>>685765618
she's an hot and beautiful Woman, i want her anche Jennifer Carpenter in my bed
>>685765834
Yeah I'm gonna cum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU
>>685765596
Skeletal ya ya ya. Whatever. She is actually very fun. So I like her a lot.
Just never plan on eating food with her.
>>685765552
>t
see her
>>685765996
She's about as far from Jewish as you can get
>>685766141
Yeah I love Deb. But I'm cumming to Keira this time
>>685766224
>>685766189
If you have the webm of her from A Dangerous Method getting spanked, now would be a good time to post it...
>>685763825
would pay to see that annoying bitch get BLACKED
>>685766189
>>685766141
Deb was pretty fit. But c'mon. She couldn't bounce quarters off of her stomach.
>>685766224
>>685766412
Fuck fakes. BUt thanks anyway
>>685765996
British accents get me so hard
>>685765261
>>685766412
fake as shit
she's anorexic
>>685764799
I fucking cringe Everytime that slut or Eva mendez is advertised on a movie. It should be illegal to be that fucking bad
No webm of Keira
>>685766141
she's fit but her face is fucked up
>>685766634
but her tiny ass is sweet >>685764266
>>685766354
This bitch is gross
I finally got round to watching Gotham and I'm slightly obsessed with Selina Kyle, now.
>>685766628
>>685766282
I found it! Gonna use this and the b&w topless pic to cum buckets. Thanks anon.
>>685766995
mmmm tnx!!
>>685766969
She is the reason i keep watching it
>>685766354
one of my all-time favourites
-tomboys 4the win
>>685767255
>>685766969
fucking pedo scum kill yourself
the hot of scrubs
>>685767775
stay salty!
>>685767255
she looks better on the left
>>685764609
>>685764459
Too bad Ellen Page is a crazy ass feminazi like Emma Watson. Good for looking at but would never conversate with
>>685764851
Sorry for taking long dovebro I had to shave my head and get a shower.
Yeah I'm from Canada, Ontario. I haven't travelled around in Canada though. Like, at all. That's one thing I wanna do a lot, travel.
>>685767255
she's fit as hell
>>685769075
Watson isn't a feminazi, she's just doing all that shit for PR.
>>685763624
no
just, no.
>>685763624
Yes actually, yes.
>>685769129
Where have you been already? I mean countrys? I wanna climb one day Mt Everest
>>685769897
Who has this pic in good quality?
>>685769897
Literally only Canada, and only my home province of Ontario. Kind of sucks. But I'll make up for it in the years to come.
What countries have you gone to so far?
>>685770128
>>685770128
shoop?
>>685770292
Of course it's a shop but with both originals!!! I wanna fap to this
>>685770128
ain't her tits
>>685770551
They are
>>685770128
Yours is fake. Only this one exists.
>>685770221
Yeh, sooner or later. Oh so much. Almost every country in Europe, USA, Canada, Thailand. That's about it.
>>685770616
I know but if you combine the pics man come on don't be a faggot
>>685770616
still not hers
>>685765552
"abs"
she does not have big/defined abs she is just skinny af
>>685770128 Bump for interest
>>685762548
who is this little whore?
>>685771137
Dumbass don't crash my fantasy dickhead
>>685771411
Gets me diamonds every time I see
>>685762339
>>685762465
>>685762594
>>685762693
I love her.
>>685770616
That's pretty cool. What's your favourite European country?
What states have you gone to in the US?
Fuck; Marry; Anal
Can someone post the picture of Susan Sarandon with the red dress? You know what I'm talking about
>>685771137
>>685771412
>>685770616
It's her
see, same necklace
>>685765504
lot of cum on dat body
>>685772720
Can I just kill Dakota? She looks like a scarecrow.
Or at least swap her for her sister?
Fuck; Marry; Anal
>>685773226
>>685773674
and bite her ass
>>685773726
fuck marry anal
>>685771953
Fuck I find women who can control their and express through their eyebrows fucking sexy.... whats wrong with me
>>685772720
Fuck, anal, marry
>>685773274
Anal, marry, fuck
>>685773846
Marry, anal, fuck
>>685765220
>>685772922
dovebro why ya didn't answer my question yet?
>>685771876
>>685771876
Oh sorry. Euhm, maybe Italy.
California.
>>685762465
she acts just fine in every movie she's in, unless that movie contains a werewolf.
that's her kryptonite.
her shaggy, shitty, badly written kyptonite
>>685774337
Here. Was eating.>>685774372
>>685774820
>>685774372
noice, why is italy your favourite?
>>685764204
>>685774971
Kindest people in europe. beuatiful weather and nature.
>>685775371
forehead
>italy is in debt and people don't bathe
>>685766995
Michael Assbender
>>685762339
>>685762542
>>685762594
maximum shilling
>>685776369
>>685768255
her body is not attractive
>>685776571
>>685775371
how was california? I wanna go all up the canadian and especially american west coast
>>685776713
forgot skypost
>>685776649
I should probably rotate these..
>>685776759
>>685776883
Last one, gonna nod off.
>>685776985
aw, well good night dovebro
sweet dreams
>>685775604
Amerifag...
>>685776713
>>685776749
I only was in SF. Cool city, and the people are way more, dunno the word in english.... They tell more, say hello and that stuff. Are doin compliments.
>>685777180
friendly/sociable I guess you might say.
>>685777132
Im not the dovebro, but I am a dovebro. Night.
>>685774407
lol, I get it, copy paste copy paste
>>685777347
o. well, still, everyone deserves a nice dream. maybe of dove?
>>685777450
Hopefully
>>685769155
Fucking right
>>685762339
Please fap to me.
>>685777320
Probably. Yeh.
>>685777825
Vomit worthy
>>685769129
Sudbury, ON reporting in.
>>685778018
Oh I'm from Southern Ontario
Unfortunately
>>685766330
Where did you get that photo?. That wasn't at my Fappening folder
>>685769129
>>685769897
Fellow Canada bro browsing
From ontario 705
Currently in Vienna, just arrived here yesterday from Berlin
ive spent about 6 months so far this year backpacking/living abroad, here for about 3 more.
Done Spain,Morocco,France, Belgium,Holland, Germany, Austria so far.
lets have some real women now
>>685778001
have you come out to your family yet?
>>685778688
Barrie or Sudbury?
chloe anyone?
>>685778688
damn dude
I'm very jelly. Good luck in your travels.
519 here.
>>685778607
fucking noice
here's another one with her sweet sweet teets
>>685763034
Her ass is too big ever since she squeezed out that niglet.
>>685778910
yes please
>>685763825
Oooh nice, cant wait til she does some nudes
>>685773846
Girl guy girl
>>685778821
Barrie.
>>685763624
I'd fuck her
>>685779066
>>685763825
What is going in this webm? I am on my phone at work. Dame I wish I had my laptop. I need new Jlaw material so bad. Any one got the gif
>>685779312
>>685779364
>>685767775
She's 16.
>>685775371
Have you been anywhere else ? Switzerland fits all those categories way better too
>>685779460
>>685778910
hell yeah, love those feet
anybody have her supposed nudes?
>>685778688
Oh Vienna. Love it there.
>>685779016
She has such nice tits.
>>685778718
Wtf fucking ponyfag
>>685778910
She lost a lot of popularity when she turned 18
>>685779046
>too big
kek how gay are you?
>>685766969
fetal alcohol syndrome
>>685779677
>>685779525
As you can see here >>685770616
I was often in Switzerland too. Skiing most of the time. But the people are just like in Germany. People who work in hotels or restaurants don't count, they have to be friendly.
>>685780019
>>685779992
>>too big
>kek how gay are you?
How nig are you?
>>685779749
Dove has nicer tit's. Dove has like, motherly tit's I want to suck on, you know?
Sky's tit's are more like the tit's of your girlfriend in highschool. Which is also very nice.
>>685780342
Why did i keep saying tit's? it's tits. fucking ' fucking me up.
>>685779992
Are you black ? Most guys don't actually like huge asses
>>685780077
Yeah Germans are friendly but if you are a skier you are one of "those people" so only brown nosers are really that polite to you (guineas). Most people don't like you
>>685779942
there's still a silent majority
>>685780306
i dont respond to retrads
>>685780077
>skiing
>4chan
Pick one
>>685763624
N
>>685769847
You do realize that Amy Shumer is actually Nick Swardson with makeup on right? It's a running gag.
>>685766354
>>685780451
well most guys are gay
>>685778205
Torontofag here
>>685769847
i genuinely think she is the most raveshing lady alive today
>>685766606
more Isla Fisher
>>685780342
You like Dove's tits more Skybro?
>>685780706
Poorfag
>>685781397
I guess, if you're into farm animals...
>>685781627
Of the SJW variety
https://youtu.be/WD9F2oiKho0
>>685781524
I do. But like I said before, I'm not a but boob-guy. Or ass-man. It's just the face and...general aesthetic, yakno?
Honestly I think dove is like my #2 choice right now. A 10/10, but that would make sky like a 11/10 or 10.5/10, which is just confusing.
Basically, I like Sky more, but if Sky didn't exist, Dove would be my Sky. If that makes sense.
>>685781971
*big boob-guy, not but boob-guy.
>>685781627
>>685781763
>lol she is le ugly 2/10 would not le bang
look at yourselves
>>685781524
Dove has the 16yo firm and big tits you watch in awe and terror
Sky has the slightly saggy tits that you want to defile in various ways
>>685782019
that doesn't change the fact that she's ugly. You could literally go to your local store and see at least 20 better looking women than Schumer
>>685782019
Literally Amy Schumer with no make up on and a slightly smaller dick
>>685781971
Yeh it makes sense. Nice to know she is your number 2.
>>685780226
I don't think she will be able to push that table, its against the wall.
>>685766354
She is literally the worst thing about everything she's ever been in
>>685782748
And if the wall moves?
>>685776644
Nigga you gay with your dub dubs
>>685782172
>>685782415
yeah your gay
>>685782019
>All women are beautiful
>You just need to lower your standards
>That's not low enough, lower your standards more you virgin
>Friendzone isn't real. Anyone who thinks he deserves to get laid after investing time and money into a woman who is playing him and leading him on just to take advantage of him, is just a bitchy loser because the opposite sex friend isn't attracted to him. Boo hoo quite your whining and man up you huge pussy!
>Men should have sex with any woman unless they are virgin losers or gay.
>Men should always offer to invite a girl on a date and initiate starting a relationship with her if they have spent any time together or else he is an asshole taking advantage of the poor woman's feelings.
>>685781397
A straight man would disagree
>>685779992
how insecure a virgin can you be ?
-it is huge, she's fat and no, i would not hit it
>>685762693
Me too, pale makes me diamonds
>>685783024
she ugly. i feel bad for you
>>685780256
freckles !
she's very cute
>>685782510
ye, she is really cute
>>685783024
When you're done fucking your mother, go outside
>>685782863
O_O Good Lord!
>>685782763
you should watch the show she does with bear grylls she is proper waifu material she drinks her piss and everything
>>685783210
>implying gay men are straight
>>685783107
>being this autistic and defensive even for 4chan
get outside /b/ro
>>685783428
But so is Sky.
>>685777965 That's my favourite pic of Dove.
>>685783024
Name one attractive feature? And don't say her personality because she's bitter butthurt feminazi who's built up her status on plagiarism
>>685764134
Ouch
>>685783732
Is Sky your number 2?
kek she looks so adorable in that picture you linked
>>685783457
nah its your mothers go next ;)
>>685784041
mainly all of her
>>685784041
>>685764140
if this bitch wasnt dirty i'd find her and rape her
>>685774925
glued to that one
>>685767775
>implying the underage summerfags aren't here
>>685784358
Looks like a caricature of herself
>>685771411
Source??
>>685771666
Do you know the source?
>>685765596
fun fact she was 15 when this was filmed
>>685783218
Leave already you basement dwelling pathetic catlady
How insecure do you have to be to become butthurt that someone doesn't want to fuck someone? Men aren't obligated to find your disgusting whale ass attractive. Men are human beings that have the right to their own bodies and you don't have a word on who anybody else finds attractive or unattractive.
>>685763992
Who was she?
>>685765834
ich willkommen
>>685783706
>being autistic and defensive on 4chan
No. It's a thing girls make up, when guys aren't into you.
>>685784172
Yes she is.
>>685785928
aw shucks
well I'll see you in the next thread If you're there dovebro
>>685785439
her name was something with christina. she took way to long to go towards pron. she was making videos of her dildoing herself though, only that noone wanted to see her anymore
>>685786290
If there is one.