you are this boy
you're hired as a hitman to kill politician who's coming to town on campaign trail
>rewards: $10 million + this girl
1 pic(k) your weapon
2 state your plan
3 how do you avoid prison?
>1. 150 FPS airsoft spring pistol
>2. put the money in the bag. PUT IT IN
>3. align and pray to Exodia
>>685755627
1.a 12 gauge shotgun and a tripwire
2. set it upin the hallway
3. watch from afar and when it works leave
>>685755627
i am 35 years old and i would definitely teach her how to fuck
1 Aids
2 Smear niggerpussy on forehead, run around the hood, get raped til get aids. Seduce politician, give him aids
3 Claim he raped you.
>>685755627
>poison
>cover my hand in it and shake his hand
>nobody could trace it back to me
>>685756521
This
>>685755874
>150 FPS airsoft spring pistol
not effective
>>685756120
>2. set it upin the hallway
you hit secret service guy. botch the plan. your employer kills you.
>>685756329
>i am 35 years old and i would definitely teach her how to fuck
not following the 1 2 3 - gtfo
>>685756521
>you too ugly, can't get him alone
>>685756549
>nobody could trace it back to me
video and forensics
>>685756663
It's true man
>>685755627
1. IED
2. Allahu Ackbar
3. Allahu Ackbar
1. whatever pistol I can get from an irresponsible friend
2. bring it in and shoot the fucker on stage thanks to the freedoms of murrica
3. I'm white
>>685756694
>video and forensics
Nigga this ain't CSI.
>Take out a small loan of 1 million dollars.
>Buy Explosives
>Buy Drones
>Go to the Democratic Convention
>Blow it up, using AI remote controls, while I'm in Korea on a vacation
>>Koreans just think it's a normal game at the PC cafe
>Go to China, take pictures, visit great wall
>Go to Russia
>>Conveniently non-extraditable
>Maintain contact with family, or friends until I know I haven't been searched, also delay my picture sending by a country.
>If not a suspect, then return home
>Take money
>Take girl
>Pay back loan
>Go to sweden
>Get blown up by terrorists
>>685756872
>Allahu Ackbar
no rewards, burn in hell sandnigger
>>685756927
a bit complex. but seems doable. unfortunately, there's too many ifs. try again for sure-fire plan
>>685755627
>you are this boy
1. muh dick
2. fuck my big sister in her freshly pubescent pussy
3. she's 13 but i'm only 11. no jailtime nigga.
>>685757126
no $ tho
>>685757126
>win
I get a hooker and then provide lubricant which I mixed arsenic into.
Give her to the politician and when he starts fertilizing her pineapple, he dies.
The girl then dies of arsenic poisoning and it lools like someone put arsenic in their lubricant by mistake.
>>685757125
not how the game works, target was allahu ackbar'd, $ and virgins are mine.
1 double barrel shotgun
2 rip and tear
3 circle strafe
>>685757311
what if hooker dies first? red flags, secret service dumps body to protext politician
>>685757495
>double barrel shotgun
max 2 shots, at least 4 secret service, u r caught
>>685757498
I didn't think of that.
To account for it I surgically place a bomb inside of her, and if she dies first I blow it up.
I then tell the news that I saw a muslim hooker go in there and they think it is a suicide bomber hooker.
>>685757784
>I then tell the news that I saw a muslim hooker go in there and they think it is a suicide bomber hooker.
you talking puts you on watch list
>>685757589
Have you ever seen the spread on these babies?
>>685757864
I am like less than ten years old. What would I have killed him with, a power ranger figure?
>>685755627
1.
L96A1 sniper rifle or a type 17 SCAR battle rifle
2.take out a loan, get 5 matching outfits and weapons. Promise 5 guys $1million to dress up in my exact outfit, carry around my exact weapon, etc. Have each guy on a nearby roof when I shoot. Guys should be sociopaths.
3. Cops can't pick between us. Say we're a gay flash mob hence the matching outfits. Public liberals defend us tooth and nail. U.S. pressured to free us. Get money, payback loan, fuck girl. Profit.
>>685757899
as spread grows, lethality decreases
catching one pellet hurts, but won't slow a man down.
>>685757980
still puts you on watchlist.
they try kids as adults now.
>>685758124
damn Anon! that just might work.
identify his mode of transit. likely a bus or plane.
1 part 1 a high power rifle. part 2 a custom made high voltage source, similar a defibrillator.
2 assuming arrival by plane I would have info on the type of plane, likely a smaller private jet. setup in position on the approach to the active runway. as the plane transitions to final I or a partner would fire into one of the engines likely causing a failure and causing the pilots to declare an emergency. as the emergency services respond to the plane after a rough landing I'd launch part two. I pose as a paramedic and when the crew and target leave the plane after a rough landing I move to check over the target. attaching heart monitoring equipment would be pretty normal in these circumstances, so I attach my device and administer a shock through the heart. would likely appear as a heart attack.
3 I'd just disappear afterwards before any real investigation could start.
assuming this politician is going to make a speech in a public area. there will be buildings around. too many windows for counter snipers to keep track of. so.
>brush up on target practice. good enough to hit a human sized target at least 1/2 mile away
>once location of speech is determined, explosives will planted in 3 buildings minimum, not massive but will be enough to cause distraction, these must be planted in a triangle shape around the area of speech
>will visit that later, expolsives material was easily procured from separate hardware stores using cash only.
>choice of sniper rifle is literally anything fucking accurate and that i can attach a scope and suppressor to and comfortable shooting.
>also rifle was bought at a gun show cash only.
>find suitable snipers location and set up table/bipod for stability at least 5ft away from the window im shooting from.
>check the forecast of the day of speech. oh look its sunny and calm.
> on the day of speech
>get into position, candidate walks on stage
>mid speech, i detonate one explosive.
>everyone freezes in fear, the candidate looks to the smoke, frozen solid from shock, the perfect stillness.
>bodyguards still havent moved yet from the what the fuck moment.
>taketheshot.jpg
>hit target center mass. whats left of his heart is dumping blood. he wont make the trip to hospital.
>immediately detonate 2nd explosive in the opposite direction of the 1st. mass panic sets in.
>quickly retrieve shell casing, dismantle rifle. stuff in backpack.
>dump bleach EVERYWHERE i sat/was
>slip out of building with running crowd, detonate 3rd explosive. everyones REALLY running now.
>quickly make way to car and hop in, drive as far as possible till im in the sticks/literal edge of city. find a dumpster, clean and toss one piece of rifle in.
>repeat untill only smaller parts are left.
>go back to city, dump smaller pars in dumpster around the ENTIRE city, not some 10mi radius.
>as for the shell casing (cont)
>>685758826
(CONT)
>as for the shell casing, clean it and dump in a sewer grate.
>now heres the fucking tricky part.
>take all these events of what happened to the grave. never tell a soul, like 80% of crimes that get solved are because you were sloppy or blabbed to someone.
>continue life with new waifu depositing small extra amounts of money into bank along with paycheck so i dont arouse suspicion from IRS
>also never tell a fucking soul.
forgot to mention, yes im wearing gloves while shooting/handling weapons and explosives.
also no names or at least fake names are used in transactions buying said materials.
so do you think i got away with it?
>>685755627
1. Suicide bomber vest
2. First and foremost I get payed the girl first and the cash later. I fuck her silly and pretty much just ruin her, but seeing as I'm some little honky I won't do much. Strap suicide bomber vest on her, have her act like a poor kid for a politician to use as a prop on reformed Healthcare or whatever she gets close enough
>Allahu Ackbar
3. I take the money and hide it in that shoebox full of cool shells I found at the beach.
>>685759219
Anon, please state your name and occupation.
And can you account for your whereabouts on Sept. 11, 2001?
>>685755627
>Take the 10 million.
>Use the underage girl to get close to the target in a secluded location.
>Plug both the girl and politician with a stolen gun.
>????
>Profit
>>685756549
Stupid as fuck. You would need specialized gloves, or die from the poison yourself.
> 1. Dress up as boy scout
>2. Hire photographer and pose with target;offer >him a cookie (Specialy baked with undectable >poisin)
>(PROTIP: FREE PUBLICTY)
> 3. COLLECT REWARD
>4. rip off her pony tail and fist fuck her
>>685757311
>fertilizer her pineapple
KEKEKEK
ALSO CHECKED
>>685755627
use part of the 10mil to hire someone else
>>685759425
nice try FBI, i dindu nuffin.
1. the power of the Sun, itself
2. get loan for $1 million, buy arduinos, hand mirrors, stater motors, lenses. - run pc program to get sun's location and angles for the day/time of speech. calculate & program mini pc's to move mirrors via motors to reflect sunlight to just above podium. place all over town on top of telephone poles. - thousands of beams of direct sunlight burn him to a crisp in a second.
3. bribe judge with $1 million or an hour with the girl
>Improvised potassium chloride explosive with ball bearings embedded in the casing,
>throw from far and run
>you're already gone and the only description is a boy roughly 5ft wearing a hoodie
>>685759861
hindu muffins?
>>685760074
i hear those are delicious.
>>685755627
BATTLE STATIONS!!!
>>685755627
1gun
2fire weapon
3be a child
>>685760438
>3be a child
>>685758257
>they try kids as adults now.
>>685755627
1. M120 Motar with XM395
2. Fire mortar while speech is on. Leave as soon as firing.
3. So far away good luck figuring that out after I've left as soon as it was lobbed.
>>685760577
they keep track of those things. who purchases, etc...
>>685760003
feasible
>>685760528
It doesn't matter when i act as my own lawyer
>>685756922
Nigga, if you kill a politician it'll become CSI
>>685756922
>Nigga this ain't CSI.
CSI is real if the victim is important
>>685760825
Then explain WHO SHOT KENNEDY
>>685758124
You all get done for murder. Lrn2law
>>685760969
How can CSI be real if government is only an illusion
>>685761018
how can we see if our eyes aren't real?
Step 1.
Dig hole
Step 2.
Place C4
Step 3.
Blow up C4 when politician is over C4
Step 4.
Don't go to prison because fuck you they can't prove it was me
POLL:
what compels you fags most?
>$10,000,000.00
or
>the girl
>>685761204
ca$h
>>685760577
>children buying mortars
OH LAND OF THE FREE
OH HOME OF THE BRAVE
AMERICA
AMERICA
>>685761204
money. that girl wont get me cool toys and travel experience. pussy comes with the money. shes just a bonus.
>>685761204
I could buy her with that money
>>685761384
That's the issue you took with this whole thing?
>>685755627
>>685755627
I just want to fuck grill
>>685761701
ns more of girl
>>685755627
Bullets made of ice
>>685761848
mythbusted
>>685755627
>3 how do you avoid prison?
Simple, I'm underage so I can't go to prison because of shitty laws in my country.
>>685762138
Arrow made of ice
>>685762319
IDK dude "i'm a child who was offered 10mil, and sex" is a pretty good defense if you ask me.I'd vote not guilty.
>>685755627
Fuck you OP, Come up with your own plan to assassinate one of the candidates.
>1. A Barrett M82
>.2 Ill check out the whole place ... where will be the politican where will be the other snipers... Then ill choose the right position and wait for the perfect moment then ... BOOM.
>3. Fuck they found out my position (obviously) but i made preparations. I buyed a non registered weapon (they cant trace me) i had a guy hired who would pretend he shot the politican for 4.5 Million and i would wear a whole body suit to avoid the gunshot residue on my body
Now let me fuck this girl *.*
>>685755627
1. rape poltiction
1. girl rape me
2. rape myself
>>685763032
Um. So you admit to doing it and expect a jury to make a decision? That's not how it works dude..... if you admit guilt, there is no trail, you got straight to jail.
>>685763332
undrated post
>>685763390
If i don't feel guilty, how can they say i am?
>>685763390
wah wait who the fuck are you?
>>685763543
Try the first definition of the word....
>>685758124
Joint enterprise
>>685755627
Simple solution. Steal parent's car for "joy ride." Wait for politician to become easy/vulnerable. 110mph whoops. Play innocent child caught in terrible accident. Blame terrible parents. Collect cash and bang my way to heaven.
>>685755627
>>685761795
ns?
whatever you said, i agree
we need moar
>>685761701
>>685764491
anybody got a name?
тнн-не-цп-отвечаю-девочка?
>>685755627
>1. Long Range .338 Silenced rifle & Ignition bomb.
>2:
>Shave all hair on my body.
>Shave down finger prints.
>Pre calculate distance of where target will be standing
>Set up shooting nest.
>Politician arrives.
>Set ignition bomb on vehicle when giving speech.
>Go to nest.
>Squeeze.
>"Make America Gre..."
>Done.jpg
>>685755627
1: The Weapon
>Limited Edition 5D's Duel Disk
2: The Plan
>Hire elite gang for said price of $400,000 USD
>Ambush said politician during trial.
>Gang has automatic rifles and men station everywhere
>We have full control and everyone is at our mercy
>Wearing my clever Yugi wig, I walk onto the stage
>Challenge politician to a D-D-DD-DDDUEEL
>we draw our hands
>let him go first
>he plays a monster in face down defense mode
>ends his turn
>I play 2 pots of greed
>Reveal Exodia and win the game
>He screams and wails realizing his fate before reducing to dust.
>Having full control of the area, leaving is no issue.
>Get money
>Pay off debts
>Fuck bitch
>/thread
>>685755627
1. ricin pellet tipped umbrella
2. say mr. can i give u a hug? then jam it into his foot and laugh like a menacing little boy
3. run away and get lost in the crowd
>>685765147
3. The escape
>Pay elite hackers said price of $200,000 to remove me from all databases around the world.
>Remove wig
>win
>>685764879
bump
>>685755627
There is a gas station on the main road through my town
I would simply throw a bag of semtex ontop of the roof.
Sit in my apartment and wait for the cars to drive past.
>>685755627
>100s of c4
>bury c4 on main road the night before
>put each in plastic bag to protect them
>blow them up as the target's car drives over
>hit the trigger
>no suspects the kid
>>685765181
forgot to mention the ricin takes a week to kill so no immediate suspicion
>>685765560
under*
>>685765586
ricin takes several hours to kill
1) Nothing
2) Give 100 000€ to 10 people in order to kill the politician
3) Ez win
>>685765746
loose ends always break
>>685765691
not when implanted as a pellet ;)
>>685763683
Then isn't the president guilty of not being able to take a bullet?How is the human condition my fault?
>>685755627
1.My disturbingly hot sister
2. Get her to fuck the poltician while I record it, then Black mail them with ever increasing amounts of exposing their act of pedophilia until the stress overcomes them and they kill themselves.
3. I'm a hero I exposed a Pedophile.
Cesium 137 lipstick, lipgloss, face powder, rouge, eyeliner, mascara, eau de cologne, perfume, douche, nail polish, nail gloss, shampoo, conditioner, Creme rinse, detangler, and an cesium 137 impregnated girls monogrammed handkerchief with the intended target's plutocratic sect's symbol and his personal logo hand embroidered onto it, sprayed with cesium 137 laced perfume.
Essentially the girl has but days to live, and if she can kiss the candidate's cheek and show him or stuff her handkerchief in his pocket as she leans in- he will not stop her and Certainly won't get rid of the handkerchief when he finds it. He'll sniff it deeply and wank using it at Least once if not forever after. By the way, his forever after will be but a few weeks if not days.
your gf says she wants her First kiss to be from the next _______ of the ____ _______.
Done and done.
>>685755627
1 Drone
2 Shoot him down remotely
3 ???
>>685762319
Suddenly nigras are instituting a demand for pure coconut oil in large amounts at drugstores about 1.8 years ago, it is late 2014. Twerking on cam for fun and profit is in full swing.
>>685755627
1) banana
2) rustle his jimmies
3) plead insanity on account of being a trigender tryposexual ponyfag femenist
>>685768213
Yahoo Answers has selected this as the correct answer.
>>685755627
1.Bang girl
2. Destroy politician and entire world with big cums.
>>685758826
>Rifle bought at gun show, cash only.
This is where your plan stopped being able to work. You just rolled a 1. There is no gun show loophole. Now, if you buy a stolen gun from a nignog in the ghetto, your plan can get back on track.
>>685768213
an act of terrorism for sure
>>685763411
Did you mean...underaped post?
>>685755627
1. The girl
2. Get her to fuck him and bait him to a hotel room. Make sure she acts in pain and pushes against him when she starts.
Film the whole thing, publish and notify police of raping a minor. Go home and fap to new OC.
3. He would've committed suicide from the shame, humiliation. And if not, then one of the prisoners would do it for me, hear they hate pedos.
>>685755627
1. Meme cancer
2. Spam him with the dankest of memes till the cancer is too much and he has a stroke
3. Tell the cops it was just a prank bro
>>685757589
>Not getting the doom reference
>>685755627
>Buy about 50 to a 100 smoke detectors with cash from several different locations, i can easily buy like 5 a piece saying i have a big house each time.
>build a 200$ 2 mm lead plate lined metal 50*50*25cm box with padded iron mesh gloves entering one side and normal lead glass for looking.
>Make lead container the size of matchbox that i can close.
>harvest and collect americium from smoke detectors in lead matchbox, handle it in the containment box (so i dont get the buttcancer or anything, its a bit overkill really but w/e)
>melt the americium into a single ball, then crush with herb crusher until i get powder.
>either bind with dried eggwite and put in his coffee or impregnate his coat around the neck with it.
he will get really fucking sick within the month, maybe 2 if i get my dose wrong and die within the year.
americium only works negatively to the human health from really close, you want it exposed for a long time preferably a couple days as close to the skin and as close to the brain stem as possible. so either coating his intestines and throat theough ingestion or powder it in the neck of a coat or other piece of clothing often worn.
Its completely safe as long as you dont get it on your skin, or aren't exposed to it over the course of years upclose.
>>685755627
Sauce on that godess!
1. sniper rifle
2. kill him in plain sight
3. kill myself (prison avoided)
>>685755627
you are this girl
your job is to protect the politician who's coming to town on campaign trail
the boy is not responding to your blatant sexual advances
> rewards: $10 million + feminism becomes true and you never have to work for real ever again
1 pick your weapon
2 state your plan
3 stump the trump
1. Nigger
2. Let nigger do it.
3. Nigger goes to prison
>>685771756
>> rewards: $10 million + feminism becomes true and you never have to work for real ever again
top kek
>1 pic(k) your weapon
Time
>2 state your plan
Wait untill he dies of natural causes
>3 how do you avoid prison?
by not murdering
after that i would fuck that old wrinkled ass
Silent pistol
In crowd hit him without anybody noticing....and wearing huge make up like i am someone completely else
Lastly i drop the weapon there without fingerprints of course and eithput serial number on it...just walk away in thr chaos
>>685771880
>>>rewards: $10 million + you get the politician
>>685755627
nuclear bomb
drop that shit
fly to mexico
ez
>>685755627
girl
>fuck the girl
>give her aids
>drug her
>give her to the politician to fuck
deny everything,never come inside her to avoid dna test
Simple,
Get paid half up front, then offer five guys a million each to do it.
Job gets done by one of them, collect you 5 mil happy days.
Spot the guy that works in management lol
>>685758690
Okay
>plane shot, lands
>mr president Im here to check your heart
>wtf
You need to separate yourself from the crime in time. Let me explains. Something like a 'fools waxcap' fed to the unlucky politician. Will cause no ill affects for days, if not longer.
In some cases, fatalities occur 2 weeks after ingestion, by which time the distance in time to you is great enough that you do not feature on the list.
The exact 'how' to get it into the politician in the first place is a good question too. Haven't given it much thort.
Who u trying to kill?
>>685755627
>rewards: $10 million + this girl
>this girl
>pick your weapon
autistic and sad/10
>>685772813
For all the elaborate plans, it's a shame this is probably the most effective method posted. You'd vanish in the crowd
1. Turpentine and no fly strips in a jar overnight and the gel that comes from the reaction of the substances.
2. Blow dart gun with this gel.
3. Don't get caught.
>>685755627
1 vest bomb
2 'allaaaaaaaaaahu snackbar!!!'
3 aint no prison in heaven, b. Plus, I get 71 more girls up there.
