Celeb Fap thread. Nostalgic faps welcome. Doesn't have
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Celeb Fap thread.
Nostalgic faps welcome. Doesn't have to be modern shit.
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>>685751567
>>685751635
No preference, really
>>685751693
>>685751965
You finally did it. My dick moved for her. Never got the appeal before. That little dress was all it took. Fuck.
>>685752110
I'm surprised
>>685752191
fuck i wanna pound gaga's sweet ass
>>685751965
Look at that crazed fan behind her.
Desperately /r/ing webms of lena dunham. Started thinking about her in the shower just now and I need to handle this. there was a thread an hour or two ago with her.
>>685752285
Do you, now?
>>685752377
>>685752377
Is this what you're looking for?
>>685752377
>>685752439
my man
>>685752519
Bitch is so fat she can't even spread her legs without them touching.
>>685752377
.
>>685752377
..
>>685752447
yesss. i wanna go in balls deep and fill that asshole with spunk
>>685752675
>>685752586
>>685752519
>>685752495
would still fap to
>>685752796
id fuck the hell out of her.
>>685752774
Let me know if you want more. Don't want to post lots and have everyone go apeshit about me flooding the thread.
>>685752646
>>685752934
dat eyebrow
>>685752934
those fucking eyes get me. wish i could cum all over that face
>>685752934
>>685752913
i do anon. got a good fap going for her.
>>685752377
>>685752908
>>685752796
I got another one of her in the shower I'm working on. Hold pls.
who don't want to bite the sweet Jennifer Carpenter's ass?
>>685751567
i like to fap to what's in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
>>685753118
and in slowmo
>>685751725
There's a pic like this of a murdered red head
>>685752495
>>685752519
>>685752586
>>685752675
>Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?
I would smash into oblivion
>>685753118
thats a nice ass
>>685753218
kek
>>685753086
That's good anon. I'm building up to the better stuff. Have this for now. Let me know you're still here.
>>685753280
nice side tit. whose is it?
>>685753280
Always loved this pic. Her boob just looks so soft.
>>685753345
still here anon. love that wet ass.
i'm off to bed now
>>685753421
>>685752495
>>685752519
>>685752586
>>685752675
>>685752675
>>685752747
Gentlemen I cannot thank you enough.
and >>685753089 words could not express my gratitude
>>685753369
good ol JLaw, cant post much cuz most are copyrighted
>>685753403
i know, it looks really soft and tasty
>>685751567
Aaaand R.I.P.
>>685753518
np anon. she gets my cock going too.
>>685753493
damn i wanna fuck her just like that! shes begging to get railed here.
>>685753118
damn i want to fuck this tight small ass
>>685753560
lol man that black girl was fine as hell.
>>685753526
love jlaw. best celebrity cumslut.
>>685753613
Cum in that ass anon.
>>685753613
>>685753758
Here's something more to help ya.
>>685753758
>>685753824
fuck yes anon. so damn close. im gonna cum all over myself.
>>685753518
>>685753565
Sorry it took so long. Here ya go gents.
>>685753947
:)
>>685753955
np anon. was worth it to see those juicy hips. would fuck her brains out right there on the shower floor
>>685753955
aw yis
>>685754021
fuck anon. that was a good cum. thanks for the help. now i gotta clean up.
>>685754335
>>685754335
>>685754408
>>685754335
>>685754408
her and baby were the hottest
>>685754462
My favorite was Scary (yes, the black one), but here ya go.
>>685754462
aren't you forgetting someone?
>>685754536
mmmm fuck yes. scary was hot as hell too, but i just wanted to grab baby's pigtails and ride her ass into the dirt.
>>685754687
I'm certainly not.
>>685754729
>>685754698
always wanted to unload on her face
>>685754768
>>685754816
>>685754858
Scary's parts in this video made me fantasize about titty fucking before I had ever heard of it. I thought I made it up.
>>685754768
>>685754769
>>685754816
dem nips and jiggly tits
>>685754698
look up her bedroom scene in Bad Lieutenant with Nicholas Cage
>>685752519
>this is allowed on TV
>this is what passes for entertainment today
Won't be long now before the West falls. Food will be scarce and shitty no matter the price. Bullets will replace dollars. Rape will be more common than gasoline and sex slaves (male or female) cheaper than booze.
Here it comes, lads. Just remember: you did this. You let this happen.
>>685755361
Literally no one cares what you think.
>>685755349
i just wanna bury my face in that ass
>>685755361
its on hbo.
>>685751567
Cemetery Man
>>685754462
>>685754729
Made this just for you.
>>685755465
>>685755465
i want to eat kanyes cum out that ass no homo
>>685753955
Yo I'm not gonna lie, I feel closer to the 4chan community tonight than I ever have, because y'all helped me satisfy some weird fap urge.
I need someone to call me a newfag, quickly, before this feeling fades away.
>>685755535
awesome thanks anon. gonna cum to it.
>>685755582
fucking goddess
>>685755611
id slurp all that jizz up
>>685755637
here /b/ro I'll take one for the team
>>685755659
Hold on. Got another brewing, one sec
>>685755637
anytime anon. now gtfo newfag
>>685755743
>>685752110
Now that you get it, take close looks at all her pics. Your dick will fucking explode.
Hottest woman in the history of the Universe. Even God hasn't seen her naked and faps to Emma.
>>685755517
>>685755743
those are some nice fucking tits.
cant rmemeber this chicks name but shes hot
>>685755899
this bitch is so hot. even if she had a dick id still fuck her.
>>685755659
>>685755778
Hope you didn't cum yet. Cause this one will certainly do the trick.
>>685755970
trying to make me cum anon?
>>685756062
i havent yet anon. im gonna fucking explode to this one though.
>>685756145
mmmmm keep it up. i got a nice one building up.
>>685756066
cute as fuck
>>685756220
>>685756376
Makes me want to throw up.
>>685756169
>>685756399
id hit it.
>>685756376
wish shed sit on my face like that
>>685756376
fatass horseface
>>685756399
From left to right: R2D2, Miss Piggy, C-3PO.
>>685756399
she is a no-talent that pisses me off, but I would ram her hard
>>685756451
mmmmm fuck anon. my cock is aching for her.
>>685756425
is this more your thing?
>>685751567
I rubbed so many out to this video when it came out.
>>685756512
>>685756665
welp that did it anon. came for that juicy booty. thanks for the help.
>>685756752
Your welcome. Didn't even have to use the sextape lol.
>>685756752
Kim and all her fans need to be sent to concentration camps.
>>685756838
lol nope, but it wont take me long to get it back up. ill probably get one more before bed.
>>685756593
I don't get this obsession with Kim Kardashian,
the porn has already released,
she has published a book of selfies where she is nude
>>685756876
my man
>>685751567
So I guess you're into sick sweaty hookers?
>>685756665
Take this shit to a chubby thread
>>685756945
i wish i could fuck her right there on those steps. let everybody who passes by see how big of a whore she is.
>>685757002
kys
>>685751567
All those pairs of satin panties! god i loved this video.
>>685756876
Just gross, literally nothing good about this except her skin tone.
>>685757136
fuck this chick is so dirty
>>685756066
my nigga
>>685756655
>>685757106
I'm working on another of her. Hold on.
>>685757377
He/She would almost be a cutie if it weren't for those teeth.
>>685751567
Remember when Pamela Anderson was big?
>>685755361
we can't stop it. all empires die.
>>685757511
man i forgot how nice those nipples were.
>>685755743
was this from return of the living dead?
>>685757601
Yes
>>685757536
ugh she was sooo cute. perfect weight there too.
>>685756570
Underrated
>>685754462
No way.
Posh > Sporty > Scary with hard nips > Baby > Scary normal > Ginger
>>685751567
one of the hottest videos on mtv in the 96-99 era... do you actually remember it or did you just notice it posted on a cp thread by some unintelligent asshole a few hours ago?
>>685752586
>>685757345
Got'a love those rare satin panties! They are slowly vanishing from the world. Fuck i hate lace panties!
>>685757536
>>685757657
Same guys from last thread I presume?
>>685757742
nah i missed last thread.
>>685757657
Hoooooly shit ! I knew nothing about this ! What is this from ?
>BASED
>>685757345
>>685757705
I actually remember it. I'm not into cp. I used to fap like mad to this when I was a teen. It was on my boner jamz VHS tape and everything, along with the SHowgirls lapdance scene taped off Showtime, and Madonna's Human Nature vid (and now I'm into BDSM - imagine that).
>>685757704
fuckin kek. that scary with hard nips and scary normal
>>685757900
Hey just checkin. It's all good I know I fapped to this video as a teenager.
>>685757742
yes my nigger
>>685757876
wish i knew anon.
BREHS
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>>685757657
>>685757876
>>685758029
From a movie called For Christ's Sake.
>>685758119
I can't believe how dumpy she got.
>>685758119
what is this from? she put on some weight! not that I mind, but damn.
>>685758119
Never thought I'd say, but she's even hotter fat.
>>685758119
thick jlh? my dick cant handle that.
>>685757900
>>685757990
Look at her fucking thigh here goddamn it how can it be so meaty and the rest of her is bones hnnngg
>>685758254
>>685751567
So a while back I was reading about the controversy with this video, and like 10 different places mentioned nipples.
I have spent extensive time... "studying" this video... and never found any nips.
Am I missing something, or were all those articles just full of shit?
>>685758221
>>685758232
>>685758241
>>685758254
I think this is from Criminal Minds. This has to be post-baby weight.
>>685758410
Full of shit. The controversy was that it was considered "heroin chic" and that she looked so young.
>>685758390
hnnng. those fat titties and and fat ass. got me stroking anon.
>>685758517
>>685758563
fuck i wish those tits would pop out.
>>685758477
youre probably right.
>>685757711
Did he died?
>>685758168
>For Christ's Sake
Good lookin, anon. Yeah, I've had a thing for Sara Rue for years. Then I kind of forgot about her. She was god mode when she was over weight...but those clips are still insane.
>>685758563
>>685758628
>>685758119
sauce?
>>685758410
>>685758478
also, everyone was supposedly worried that she was anorexic. it was so stupid. and today, people remember the video but I'm not sure they remember how incredibly talented Fiona Apple is. She was young but she had this incredible presence. And of course, her voice and her lyrics were also pretty amazing.
Here is her amazing cover of Elvis Costello's song, "I Want You":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiOmhOumh-w
>>685758774
id fuck arya sideways
>>685758760
disgusting
>>685758810
If she was that talented she wouldn't have disappeared off the face of the earth after that song.
>>685758478
Yeah that's what I thought, I remember the controversy but never remembered nipples.
They definitely got me to spend a lot of time looking for slips, even pokies or anything and I couldn't find shit.
>>685758330
My gf at the time was this prude Korean bitch. She liked Fiona Apple's music and considered her a good feminine role model. Then when this video came out, she was insanely mad that Fiona would put out something I would want to fap to.
>>685758777
fuck i want to taste that ass
>>685758119
my god she looks AMAZING
>>685758760
I bet she was really pretty before the fake ass and the fake tits.
Winona used to be a hot item.
It's a shame this Jewess fell into foul favor.
>>685758866
ahh lightspeed
Do you remember Taylor little and all her cute satin panties?
>>685758810
I agree. That video was a blessing and a curse. It got her notoriety and fame, but overshadowed her immense talent. Probably the best songwriter to come out of the 90's. This shit right here kills me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ng9Oel5DXY
>>685759027
love those tits.
>>685759035
Skybro?
>>685758390
>>685758563
>>685758777
Don't forget that great ass shot that had the world ''throwing up''...fucking faggots
>>685759027
Remember back in the '90s when all the actresses didn't wear bras?
>>685758990
You're full of shit. Pretty sure this was her first video. That being said, beyond the obvious fap material, the video is good artistically. The stuffed animals and all symbolizing lost innocence.
>>685759028
jesus
Probably the best songwriter to come out of the 90's.
No not even close dude.
>>685751567
i blame that video for my chronic footfaggotry :/
>>685759148
>>685758992
I was getting to it.
>>685758977
That song wasn't even close to the best song on that album.
She also had 2 more albums with a million sales that were both fantastic, and a third a few years ago that wasn't bad.
>>685758977
she didn't! that album spawned multiple hit singles. she takes her time with her albums. she also tried to get away from the fame that came along with her success--this included a profanity-laced acceptance speech at the MTV VMA's when she won an award for one of the songs off of her debut record.
>>685759148
fuck that ass is amazing.
>>685759160
>>685759060
Taylor was nice. But I liked Jordan, Tawnee and Allie more.
>>685759072
Jewish tits are great
>>685759160
fuck yes
>>685759233
When the Pawn... is her best. I think the last one was okay, but I missed the full band sound. It was too stripped down for me.
>>685759148
>>685759228
welp i came. thanks bros.
>>685759286
>>685759286
Agreed i just loved Taylor for all of her satin panties pics. As you can tell i got a fetish.
>>685759162
She had music out before that video, fag. Story is true.
>>685759375
between her and that werewolf fucking that girl i couldnt watch that movie without an erection
>>685759147
hey, how are you?
did you know it's 6:40 AM here?
Always wanted to blow a load on her big fat titties.
>>685759373
You're welcome homie
>>685759375
>>685759421
Eastern standard time zone represent
>>685759065
I can't remember why extraordinary machine wasn't released... or was it? was the record company hesitant or was it Fiona deciding she didn't like it?
![BiPlvhFIUAAeMKf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CcqCIsL.jpg "BiPlvhFIUAAeMKf[1].jpg")
>>685759148
really?
>>685759354
Tidal was one of the best albums from anyone ever. Just astounding.
The middle 2 aren't that special, but they're both fucking great. I'd have a hard time picking but I think I'd lean towards EM.
>>685759444
Yes my friend your trips speak the truth! I can tell that you are sincere.
>>685759476
>>685759403
Taylor Little seemed to be the innocent one.
She was cute.
>>685759421
No. It's 12:40 am here in Germany.
I am fine, but I was really tired the last days, that's why I wasn't here.
>>685759488
It was re-recorded and released. The original leaked version was produced by Jon Brion and sounded a lot like When the Pawn 2, if that makes sense. The original rumors were that they label didn't like it and shelved it, but after she re-recorded it with a new producer, she admitted that she had a disagreement with Brion about the production and didn't want to release it as is. In my opinion, the original leaked version is much much better though.
>>685759420
right? I love that movie. at the time I only liked it for the sex, but after I read the book I realized that the movie captures the tone of the book perfectly. and also by then I could slow mo all the winona ryder shots and really enjoy her bralessness the way that God intended.
>>685759578
Also, I just got here. But is there some hate on JLH in this thread? JLH is golden. And she's not even Jewish.
>>685759781
Fuck the haters
>>685759484
you know it my nigga
>>685759617
I tried lucid dreaming and I got close but just sorta fucked it all up by giving up half way through and just moving around and going back to the way I usually sleep. It's easy to talk like I'm going to do it, harder to follow through.
>>685759830
She was bangin in Heartbreakers
>>685759781
Yeah. I hate her for being hot and famous since the early 90s and never doing a nude scene.
>>685759781
>>685759679
Shame on me. I posted the slow mo of Winona. But I thought it was from The Crucible, which was about the Salem witch trials.
>>685759830
Fuck yeah. JLH, like Jordan Capri, is timeless.
>>685759657
okay. I never heard the second part of the story--I thought it was the record company. You're not the only person I've heard say they preferred the unreleased version. The Fiona fans I know all feel the same way. Thanks for the song link above, great song. I'm going to have to go on a Fiona Apple binge on spotify.
>>685759895
This is my penultimate of Winona because up next I'm gonna yell about her age. Some Winona fans might be able to predict it.
>>685759876
It needs time. Yes I know, it's really not that easy. As I said, I needed 2 weeks until it worked for the first time.
>>685752495
Are you trying to give me cancer?
>>685759937
No problem. I would recommend tracking down the unreleased version on a torrent or at least listening to it on youtube. Much better, completely different tone. The released version is way too...poppy I guess would be the word.
>>685751567
1997 was a crazy drug fueled year for me.
>>685760036
What was it like the first time you got it?
>>685759999
SIXTEEN
Or maybe
SEVENTEEN
But damn. Dem Jewish titties.
>>685759895
no worries.
i forgot she did a movie based on the crucible. i get it confused with the horrible version of the scarlet letter that demi moore did.
>>685760157
Is this from Heathers? I saw it was on Hulu, I might have to watch it, haven't seen it in years.
>>685760144
It wasa really strange feeling. Especially because you know that this is a dream. The first thing i did, and what most people do, was flying. Just anywhere around. I felt like a god.
>>685760157
That was it for Winona. Up next is a non-Jewess. I saw some complaints about her earlier. I don't know why; JLH is almost perfect
>>685760196
I seriously didn't know what that was from. I just remember watching it in my high school English class.
>>685760236
Yup, it's from Heathers. Underage Winona that you just know Christian Slater fucked.
>>685751567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP3FsutfJUY
That is my nostalgia fap.
![winona-ryder_9500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7oGgzEP.jpg "winona-ryder_9500[1].jpg")
sorry for the image quality, the pic itself is from Face Magazine circa 1994
Does anyone remember when she was dating Johnny Depp? or did I just make that up...? I know she dated that guy from Wilco....
>>685760446
>>685760499
Yes she and Depp dated around the Edward Scissorhands time, he even got "Winona Forever" tattoo'd on his arm. After they broke up, he had it changed to "Wino Forever"
>>685760331
And you were trying to get to this for 2 weeks? What methods did you use?
>>685760446
It's from Bram Stoker's Dracula.
>>685759037
nasty
>>685760583
Hiiiiips
>>685760632
The book?
>>685760499
There was a version of that pic going around the net way back in the day where she moved her hands out of the way.
DemTitties.jpg
Was probably a fake, but I fapped furiously, hoping it just might be a real leaked pic of her sweet nipples that the photog let out.
Haven't seen it in forever. Anyone got it?
![514c46b5ce5fdd380fe6856a9fc1cb42[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CVw5uxd.jpg "514c46b5ce5fdd380fe6856a9fc1cb42[1].jpg")
>>685760619
I miss the '90's. I didn't think I did until this thread but now I'm sure of it.
(can't find a bigger version of this pic. it's the first pic I downloaded off of the internet, back when you had to do it using ftp)
>>685760858
>>685760878
The 90's were the only time mainstream pop culture was good. 2000 hit and everything went to shit.
>>685759883
wood berry
>>685760630
At first I started a dream-diary. I went early to bed because you should wake up all by yourself and not an alarm clock.
Each time I dreamed something and woke up I wrote it right after that down in my dream-diary.
it will teach you to better remember dreams. Because why would you want to lucid dream if you won't even be able to remember it?
So much more to write about how I archieved it...
![tumblr_no6x3qYlwE1qg8i76o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bxBziSD.jpg "tumblr_no6x3qYlwE1qg8i76o1_1280[1].jpg")
>>685760860
sorry anon, I don't have it.
>>685760858
the slow motion winona ryder webm of her running outside is from the movie Bram Stoker's Dracula, which is itself based pretty closely on the novel Dracula by Bram Stoker.
>>685760902
I've always hoped this was fake. That left tit (her left, our right) is so deflated and sad... WTF. That can't be an actual image of JLH's enormous knockers.
>>685761012
>>685760878
And here ya go anon, HQ version of your pic. :)
>>685761105
Don't worry Dovebro. I have all night/day/whatever. Tell me more.
>>685761149
It's fake.
>>685760902
>>685760878
The '90s were so awful. And I miss them so bad.
>>685761222
Nice trips, and thanks for the great news.
Now let's pray we see her real titties before we die.
>>685761012
I think we were doing pretty well until about 2005 or so, but basically yes. Certainly the current state of music and film leaves a lot to be desired. Maybe TV is doing all right. Or maybe I'm just too damn old.
>>685761263
She's breastfed by now, the dream is dead.
>>685751567
Anybody else got that song playing in their head now?
>>685761246
Winona is still packing the chest heat.
>>685761190
thanks anon!
>>685761209
So cute <3
>>685761374
This is my penultimate of JLH because I wanna switch to something else real quickly
>>685761425
You're welcome bud.
>>685761481
End of JLH
>>685761423
Holy shit. Yes please.
OP here. When this hits the limit, someone else will have to start a new thread. I got some things to do but might be back in a few mins.Been fun
>>685761209
Well then after I could remember most of my dream I started with ''reallife-checks''. You have to ask yourself if you are awake or dreaming right now.
I did this by painting a dot on the backside of my hand with a marker. Each time I noticed the dot I was asking that myself.
You can 'try to fly' or breathe while you hold your nose. it won't work ofc. But you only do that so you teach your brain to do this ''reallife-check'' by itslef. And if you are dreaming it will do the same.
That's how it worked for me.
>>685761246
i lived through the 80's, the 90's, and the 00's. and we're almost through the 10's. the 10's have sucked. the 00's weren't that great. maybe the 80's were better than the 90's but I don't think the 90's were awful. After all, the 90's gave us Pulp Fiction, Seinfeld, the best years of the Simpsons, and Groove is in the Heart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64
That's image limit.
>>685761481
I was gonna switch to some Jordan Capri webms. Damn.
>>685751567
Would definitely Fiona her Apple.
>>685761712
waka waka waka
>>685761477
<3
>>685761687
I can usually remember most of my dreams naturally. I've been trying that reality check thing but it's hard to keep on doing. I'll try that marker thing, might make me check more often.
Anyways someone start a new thread so I can continue my comfy Skyposting
>>685761697
I was born in the '80s, so maybe that's why I idolize them so much. I would give anything to have been in a stupid hair rock band. Were the '80s good? I'm not sure. I only saw like three years of it. Were the '90s good? Fuck no. But I was growing up in it. That makes everything look stupid.
>>685761697
My supper dish, my suckatash wish.
90's were the best.
So who is making the new thread? And when I do, I probably shouldn't start it with Jordan Capri, right? I need a more popular "celeb"
>>685762078
Start it with whoever. Build it and they will cum
NEW THREAD
>>685762339
