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Autistic weapons thread.
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>>685746039
Anything that isn't a knife or gun.
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Bump, for the lols.
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All airsoft weapons in existence.
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>>685746123
it also depends on what type of knife or gun. anyone who uses one o' them faggy butterfly knives deserves cancer.
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>>685746219
/k/'s spirit animal
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>>685746039
that is not an autist's weapon, that is a weapon of a destruction that only the trained can wield
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There has to be some of that "customize your gun" pics anywhere on google

>inb4 tactical knife
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>>685746530
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>>685746530
does your katana match your fedora?
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The thread that ended all these threads
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>>685746219
Step yo game up
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>>685746923
It aint a competition, consider it a catalogue.
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>>685747005
this guy at least has some trigger discipline

>>685747060
jesus fucking christ
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>>685747309
Original
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>>685747309
When you like to look closely at someone when you stab them. Really close.
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>>685746039
A sword is not autistic, whole countries have been conquered by it. If you use a sword this day and age then you're cringy autistic fedora neckbeard. But it used to be a legitimate weapon.
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>>685747939
So were sticks and rocks faggot.
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>>685747658
holy chit those toenails
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>>685747970
If its rpg shit does it really matter? I mean I can understand something stupid like a giant sai with rotating hand guards but come on
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The Weeaboo pole on dark souls 3,fucking running attack pussies.
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>>685748117
Yes even sticks and rocks, that doesn't make it autistic.
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>>685747939
What about re enactors? I got a sword for that
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>>685748338
You are excused
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lemon powered chainsaw made of pure racism and chocolate cake.
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>>685748463
a fucking shiv

are you a nigger?
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>>685748463
It always gets on my nerves when the sheath is visibly longer than the blade.
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>>685746718
is that a fucking heatsink?
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>>685748547
That is clearly a shank
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>>685747970
Dat insecure stance
>Kek
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>>685748117
kek
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I used to own one of these turds. Its the chauchat of handguns.
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>muh ping
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If the sword is sharp and battle ready, I'd use it. Doesn't run out of ammo and is rather effective. Also, quiet as fuck.
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>>685749101
Great rifles not autistic in the slightest. Its just not idiot-savant proof.
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>>685746039
this. nothing will ever defeat this.
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>>685749181
Yeah not against people with guns.
I found the autistic sword lover guys!
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>>685749181
>battle ready
>Autistic weapons thread.

I actually do sword sports & martial arts and I fucking cringed for a good minute at that comment.
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>>685749408
Man, the person couldn't even make the keys of the 'chain' accurate, eh?
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>>685746718
>>685748640

It is supposedly a functional railgun.

popularmechanics.com/technology/a17823/diy-portable-railgun-reddit/
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.500 S&W
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>>685749533

Why are you such a pussy cringing at a comment instead of gore. What a fag.
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>>685749181
>quiet as fuck
Yeah, no.
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>>685749624
nice comeback sword kid
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>>685749674

>Anonymous thread
>implying it's same guy
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Definitely big ass anime weapons
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>>685749533
Well, there is decorative and there is battle ready. If you did sword sports, you'd probably know that. But, oh well.

>>685749529
Yes, I do like swords. I like guns, too. Maybe, I'm autistic, but fuck it.

>>685749653
When comparing to a gun, yes.
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>>685746434
>butterfly knives

If you're dealing with street trash and you do some quick flashy shit when you pull it out you might intimidate them into thinking you know what you're doing (enough that you could take on multiple people, which even an experienced person probably couldn't).
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>>685749581
That gifs actually a 460 smith. Slightly smaller bullet but a lot more velocity.
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>>685749756
again nice comeback sword kid
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>>685747795
gun with sword obv
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>>685749909

>implying it's sword kid still.
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>>685749624

This is a cringe thread, no?
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>>685750013
why you so mad sword kid?
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>>685749875
Any super-magnum round in a pistol is fucking retarded. At least give the revolver a stock.
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>>685750112
your noguns is showing
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>>685749810
>there is decorative and there is battle ready

No, there is decorative and there is real. Nobody anywhere ever calls anything "battle ready", even if they were about to go into an actual battle, precisely because they'd look like and be a fucking faggot.
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>>685750208
pretty practical weapon really
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>>685750208
fun fact: this weapon is illegal in the U.K.
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>>685750183
Anyone I ever knew, called it battle ready. Of course I meant the real thing, though, lol. It's funny though, how easy people can get mad.
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>>685749971
I was about to laugh until I saw the orange tips. Now I'm cringing instead.
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>>685750208
this is the opposite of autistic weapon
this is epic beast mode
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>>685750208
Able to crack diamond
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>>685750333
whats your point?
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>>685750362
kek, what is not ?
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>>685750375
I have never heard it called "battle ready" just real or replica.
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Only a pommel if you want to end him rightly
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>>685750496
Good thing that guy that sold me a Jennings 9mm said it was battle ready. Otherwise i would have not bought it.
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>>685750496
Different regions, I guess? I've heard many people, including people in a Japanese import store, call real ones "battle ready". Then of course, replica.
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>>685750657
where are you from?
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>>685748709
That's a girl.
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>>685750715
Washington. The state full of backwards conservatives, lol.
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>>685750780
ha! come on down to idaho we got shit loads of them. fuck at least you can smoke weed in peace.
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>>685750715
I must also include seeing in old Bud-K catalogs, calling some swords and others 'battle ready', but probably for marketing purposes.
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>>685750877
Lol, I'm close to Idaho. But, Northern Idaho, where most of it is the reservations.
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>>685750426
If you can't see why an AR-15 is autistic, then you are autistic. Sorry bro.
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>>685750990
Aren't AR-15s the usual choice for swat? What makes these autistic, exactly?
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>>685751055
swat likes smgs and shotguns
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>>685750975
Aye i'm in Boise. I'm a liberal at heart but i fucking hate gun control (unless it means hitting your target) and social justice warriors.
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>>685751055
>gun legos
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>>685751055
Judging by why people think shit like swords are autistic, any weapon is autistic.
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>>685751139
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO!
The m4 and its many variations is overwhelming used by swat.
your noguns is showing
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>>685751219
m4 != ar-15
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>>685751139
I don't know, when my school got locked down, back in my senior year, for a bomb and apparent sniper threat (yes, this all went down), swat was strapped with AR-15s, some smgs and shotguns, but plenty of AR-15s.

>>685751146
I got a friend in Boise, lol. He works at the Fred Meyer there.
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>>685751219
I can tell you for a fact my local police department just sold all of it s mp5's to purchase more m4's.
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>>685750264
>>685750362
>>685750417
>>685750420
go back to 9gag autistic faggots
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>>685751055
The bit where civilians choose it and feel as if they're SWAT.
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>>685747060
What the fuck is that, a Swiss army knife?
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>>685748928
But its an axe, I've never seen someone pick up an axe and not get a smile on their face.
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>>685751350
your noguns is showing
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>>685751342
See, the guys in this threads actually know what an autistic weapon is. Posting a picture of a sword just shows how retarded you faggots are if you think a weapon that has been used for centuries is "autistic".
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>>685751350
I own a ar-15 does that make me an autistic?
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>>685751502
>an autistic
an hero
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>>685751545
o shit waddup!!!
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>>685751444
I can say the same thing about an mg-42
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>>685751545
Get out of here with that cancer shit.
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>>685751538
why you so mad bro?
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>>685751569
Or a minigun
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>>685751477
how would u rate lantern shields?
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>>685751477
Unless you're Japanese, owning a katana makes you an autist.

Unless you collect historical items in general of course, and don't pose with your fucking swords for photos.
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>>685751620
i'm not, i'm just saying you're stupid and suicide is probably a better option for you than whatever you're doing
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>>685751667
well yes, but that makes the OWNER an autist, not the weapon itself. the thread is for "autistic weapons", not "weapons an autist would own".
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>>685751636
Never held one but i sure would like to.
I feel the same way about a Xiphos.
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>>685749239
fucking squall lionheart. such a faggot
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>>685751738
It's implied.
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>>685751689
>worries about grammar
>forgets to capitalize and punctuate.
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>>685751545
wow crap! whats up?
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>>685751689
stay edgy sword bro!
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>>685751804
can't say i'm wrong
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>>685751803
no, it's not. that's just what you retards think it means.
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>>685750362
Isn't pretty much every weapon illegal in the UK?
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>>685751689
I'm stupid because i own an ar-15?
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>>685751878
No, but if you want to point out grammar, you should first check your own.
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Pls tell me someone gets it
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>>685751900
>OP's pic
Fucking moron.
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>>685746039
Lean what autism means faggot.
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>>685751609
oh shit! butt hurt!
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>>685749810
Doesn't matter if it is quiet, if you sneak up on someone a knife is better because it is lighter. A sword is only good if there is nothing better and unfortunately for there is: guns
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>>685751939
no, because you don't know basic english
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>>685751948
i know how to use it correctly.
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>>685751949
did you mean this thing?
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>>685751967
there's nothing autistic about that weapon. the guy holding it probably is, but that's not what the thread says
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>>685748928
FUCKING SWEET!
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>>685752082
>missing the point
Autist detected.
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>>685752066
No this deal
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>>685752142
if i'm missing the point, then this entire thread is just "post autistic people" and could do without the weapons. do you even think before you post?
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>>685752021
Indeed, a knife is better for stealth, but a sword does make due for the same purpose, if the prior is not available. And a sword against gun, all's you gotta do is make sure to dodge and bide time.

>>685752051
Then use it, before you check someone else's grammar. Otherwise, it just makes you look like a faggot.
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>>685752030
Nice! Its would seem you are having a hard time with it yourself. so salty you forgot to capitalize again? AD HOMINEM MUCH?
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>>685746039
That sword's by no means an autistic weapon.

The kid holding it has some weapons-grade autism mind you.
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>>685748117
anythings a weapon if you're angry enough anon
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>>685752207
if I was using correct grammar and corrected someone else's, I'd still be called a faggot. there's no winning, so I just do what's most comfortable.
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>>685752186
Yes, obviously, and you are missing both my point and the point of the thread as intended by OP you sperg.
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>>685751738
>>685752186
This faggot actually has a point.
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>>685746785
Does yours not?
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>>685750167
How so? There are plenty of revolvers with stocks.
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>>685752207
Dodge a bullet? Are the chosen one?
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>>685751949
Genius.
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>>685752252
Spoken like a true autistic faggot! Stay salty my friend.
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>>685752207
>telling someone they look like a faggot
>uses "indeed" seriously
lolololololol
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>>685752186
Holy shit you're so fucking autistic. The irony is killing me.
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>>685752372
trolling
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>>685752252
>I'd still be called a faggot
That's because we're all faggots here, faggot.

>>685752364
wut
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>>685748928
what's so autistic about this? I mean it's not symmetrical and probably has no balance but... It looks cool
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>>685749239
To be fair as stupid as it looks in the world of the game it actually makes sense it doesnt actually fire rounds of ammunition in the game when the trigger is pulled it heats the blade up increasing its cutting power its called a gunblade because of how it looks not how it functions
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autistic's calling autist autistic the thread
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>>685752465
don't post logic here, you're about to get called an autist for defending it, no matter how much sense you make
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>>685748210
THIS
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>>685747484
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>>685752465
>heats blade
>increased cutting power
Wew lad
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>>685752414
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fight me
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>>685747309
Lost
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>>685752613
that'd be funny, except that's not what happened
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>>685752465
that... actually sounds so dumb
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>>685752335
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>>685752710
Good luck swinging that sword with that shield faggot.
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>>685748199
faggot
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>>685746530
blade too long and too thin, gonna wobble like shit at every swing

also don't jizz yourself, everyone can swing every sword, but with proper training every sword is lethal the same
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>>685752710
>using zweihander
>not using black knight sword
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>>685752710
It's a screen cap from a video game not real life. I can see how a moron such as you could make that mistake.
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>>685746718
>>685749562

someone posts this as autistic and it's the coolest thing in the thread
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>>685752764
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>>685752595
Its a game obviously thats not how real life works but were not dealing in real life
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>>685752815
Katana do take training to use... but NONE of these faggots have said training, and would be an incredibly inefficient way of doing damage to anyone else besides themselves. A broadsword would be far more effective with the level of training we're talking about amongst b/tards. But here, have at me.. I said it. Autists.
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>>685752815
What are you talking about? Katanas are not the best swords in the world but they don't "wobble like shit" either...
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>>685752764
this works in theory
scar tissue/calluses are tougher than normal skin
in bones, the broken area heals to be stronger/denser/thicker than other bone
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>>685752613
effective strategy that i admit to have used
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>>685752944
This better be a troll...
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>>685752898
>Ds1 strength build
>Not using Greatsword
Fucking hell
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>>685752962
lel posts a carbine. That's not a stocked revolver.
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>>685753081
I was able to use the blackknight ultra great sword at level 30
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>>685752252
faggot
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>>685752815
I see you know nothing about swords, I actually giggled at the thought of you believing the shit you said
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>>685753087
>revolver
>has a stock
>somehow not a revolver with a stock
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>>685752989
.05% of your body just grew a callous from repeated abrassion. Scar tissue is generally more succeptable to damage than normal healthy tissue it is not a callous. Broken bone mends are thicker and heavier than unbroken but the bone is porous, lending to questionable results in whether it will break there again or not.
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>your noguns is showing
This is the most autistic thing in this thread
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>>685752944
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>>685752964
>Not wanting to charge into battle with this portable ass decimator
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>>685746567
There's an app for this. It's fucking hilarious
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>>685753333
Use in on creepers.
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>>685753333
fuck. quads confirms minecraft swords are the best weapons.
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>>685753333
ebin
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>>685746718
>functional railgun
>autistic
Ok buddy
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>>685752989
Previously broken bones actually break much more easily than normal healthy bones.

Talking from experience, broke my middle finger 3 times, the first was actually a pretty violent hit but the other 2 not so much, but it broke easily.
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>>685753198
I always went with a quality build and black knight halberd personally
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>>685753239
Damn the autism is strong in this thread.
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>>685752945
I think it counts as autistic since he flowered up his functional rail gun like a weeb.
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>>685753270
>sergei! we of have too many guns! weigh us down!
>not do a worry, markov. we will do a anti-aircraft
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>>685747795
Gun with a sword has TWO arms.
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>>685753226
Nope look it up noguns! You just posted a legally sold and classified carbine. This is a stocked revolver. As you can tell i'm just being autistic about terms and trolling. If you do look the a.t.f. classification i'm right but that's just semantics. Sorry for being a dick.
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>>685753333
now why did you have to go ahead and do that?
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>>685753087
>lel posts a carbine. That's not a stocked revolver.
Idiot, that is not a carbine... that's a fucking revolver action, it absolutely is. And while not a terribly effective weapon I still want one for some reason.
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>>685753584
autistception
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>>685752465
What's a, comma?
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>>685752710
git gud detected
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>>685748210
Holy fuck, underrated as fuck
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>>685753333
>>685753410
>>685753439
>>685753445
>>685753615
>>685752964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNZRmvELxXM
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>>685752977
like i said, everyone could swing one. the handle is oval so you can't miss the edge allignment and unless you are stupid to the core, you know you should slash with the edged side. katanas are glorified (by pop culture) sabers, and god knows how awesome and nimble one could get with a saber after years of training. Then again, every swordman can get awesome and nimble with any sword, you could get an estoc and poke the neck or the face of your opponents before they can even tell

>>685752983
katanas are not that long either and they are made of relatively soft metal, every sword is flexible to an extent, and when you make a thin sword that long, you know it will wobble.
Odachi were among the longest (if not the longest) katana ever made, having a 5feet blade and were used by cavalrymen to kill foot soldiers, which is a totally different scenario than close combat.
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>>685746219
he's even holding the mag the wrong way
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>>685753701
jump to 4 minute mark*
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>>685746123
I bet you're one of those faggots who carry a knife everywhere in their cushy white suburb
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>>685753602
Look at that finishing move, jesus.... bitch acts cool but shes more autistic than OP.
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If you own Katana's and look like this guy your legit.
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>>685749875
Are you sure it's not a 44?
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>>685753584
>caring about the ATF
Found the true autism.
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>>685753701
The autism issssssssssssssstrong
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If you own Katana's and look like this guy your an autist.
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>>685750606
nice
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Mine.
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>>685747060
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to ask whether or not they should.
-Jeff Malcom
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>>685753976
you win
fuck... i'm out
/thread
this fag is autism defined
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>>685750136
>it physically cannot have correct edge alignment
>it's a glorified hatchet
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>>685753602
pure unaldulterated autism, quality contribution anon
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>>685753976
Light sabers are exempt from this thread as people have always looked stupid carrying them around.
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>>685754034
It would actually be a decent club if the guard wasn't made is that dumb shape
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>>685753602
I miss Attack of The Show and G4tv overall.
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>>685746039
Counts?
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>>685752066
That's a pretty farfetched idea for a weapon.
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>>685753208
this is a Knecht kriegsmesser, a strong and wide german blade, definetly thicker than your asian excuse for a sword. steel is flexible and will bend on impact, if its too long and thin, it will wobble if you miss your allignment
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>>685746530
mid quality b8
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>>685753834
Is that a nodachi?
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>>685753701
Holy fuck that is so gloriously autistic that I actually want one of those.
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>>685754170
only if handled by a loon like pic realted
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>>685754147
It's a reference to Vocaloid
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>>685753637
I feel you man.
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>>685754234
idk i don't my swords that well i think its called a dai but don't quote me on that.
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>>685749971
Oh cool a minigu-
>orange tips

I cringed so hard my eyebrows just merged with my beard
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>>685747658
those toenails are the real weapon
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>>685746123
>inb4 karambit
>inb4 wakizashi
>inb4 kunai
>inb4 shuriken
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>>685754246
see his other videos...
cloud's sword from final fantasy... FFS
hanzo sword from kill bill
cap'n 'murica's shield
etc...
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>>685746039
talk for yourself kid, back in the 90s that stuff was hot shit
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>>685754311
I shall now dub you Beardface Man. You must now go on and save the world with your hairy face.
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>>685753701
These guys are pretty fucking sick, actually.
They forged a fucking Scissor Blade from Kill La KIll out of actual fucking scissors.
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>>685750606
okay skall
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>>685753637
Jesus calm down i was trolling but if you look up your firearms definitions its sold and classified as a rifle.
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>>685749868
yeah and if you draw a fucking sword like the one in OP's picture, the same person would run for the hills

in both cases a gun wins and i've proven using your own logic that a sword and a knife are bother either fine or autistic, but not mutually exclusive
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>>685754270
But I was making a reference to Pokemon.
As in Farfetchd.
The duck with a leek.
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>>685753701
hours of autism
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUUGFk1wE5OHqeNDwp2q9_ZiPqKlWNc6V
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>>685754147
Kek
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>>685754259
you mean like this guy?>>685746039

also duh. like i said earlier that's a cheap reproduction and we are leaving experience out of the scenario, a trained swordman can be lethal with the plastic knife from cluedo

there was also a reason why odachis weren't used in close combat either, i wouldn't trust an extremely long sword, would you?
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I like both guns and swords. Does that make me autistic?
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>>685753914
>owning a katana

Automatic autist no matter what you look like
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>>685754399
I shall do as thee dubs command
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>>685754611
>being this ignorant about history
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>>685754538
orly? I did not know that
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>>685754611
I don't know when i see Japanese guys with them i don't cringe. I do cringe when i see a nigger holding a colt SAA sideways tho.
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>>685754538
I got it anon, some people here are just too young to understand
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>>685753602
Aaron Rodgers is a cuck
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>>685754798
not knowing about pokemon is considered "too young" now? i'm old as shit apparently
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>>685748210
I swear the washing pole annoys the Fuck out of me at how cheesy it is and then they welcome you after running r1 spamming the whole fight
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>>685752465
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>>685754798
Wait, so there's now a possibility of young people not knowing what Pokemon is? I'm not sure what to make of this news.
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>>685750420
That post made me cringe so hard my nuts hurt
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>>685754582
Nope, we're in the same boat
>>685754645
Look, in any case, a katana is a weapon designed to kill unarmed or defenseless opponents with ease. Maybe fighting another katana-wielder or an opponent wielding a dagger, knife, or short sword, but the sword's design is its downfall. By design it can't take much of a besting and if you were to hit one against another, one's gonna break. If you hit it against the flat of a standard European broadsword, the katana will break. If not, lose its edge. No matter what the build quality, it will also be back-heavy due to the heavy handguard and handle design. Japanese steel was ass compared to Europe's. It may have been feared by the commoners of Japan who only had Kunai, but it's no good against any European knight of the same era.
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ITT: People who can't distinguish reality from fiction and people who don't understand the point of fiction.
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>>685754798
Are you a troll? Clearly this thread is about autistic weapons and there is nothing autistic about pokemon
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>>685752573
>>685753690
>>685754891
Best weapon to kill off roll spamming hosts that constantly try to summon more phantoms. I use a profaned greatsword if I find a lone host that wants to fight which is .000000001% of the time. Get poked faggots.
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>>685753798
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>>685752465
the only way a gunblade would make sense irl is if by shooting you'd make the blade vibrate at extremely high frequency, that would increase its cutting power but other than that...i mean i GUESS you could shoot midcut so when the point is facing toward your target, you can also shoot it and cause both a cut and a gun would but give me a break.

does it look good? fuck yes it does, is it functional? do i even need to answer?
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>>685755025
thanks for your useless paragraph that i only read half of. the point isnt that japanese swords are or are not inferior to european swords, it's that people aren't, as a blanket statement, automatically autists for owning either/or.
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>>685755025
Katanas weren't made to fight European knights you fucking autist.
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>>685752815

All swords wobble like shit at every use.

Its so they dont break. Only the brittle pieces of shit dont wobble.
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>>685755051
and an autist (you)
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>>685753208
>implying you do
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>>685755217
LOL you're so funny and correct
>trolling
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>>685755254
believe it or not this faggot in the video knows his shit
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>>685755254
>leave the lady be
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>>685755254
I love this kids videos he is far less autistic then half the people in this thread.
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>>685746567
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>>685755210
i know. but with a shorter lenght per width rateo it would just be flexible, not wobbly, which is why katana (and most swords really) are relatively short. when things start to get long, like really long two hand swords, their width increases as well, again, to face the fact that if you keep the same width to any lenght, it will wobble. and this isn't even about swords anymore lol, just know how material works and you'll come to the same conclusion
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>>685755385
l think he's more of an autist since he has the combined mass of all the people in this thread
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>>685755177
In this day and age yes they are.
I hate to admit it but swords are not practical weapons anymore, as much as it kills me.
And if you are going to spend the time and money on buying a decent sword and learning to use it, you might as well do it with the objectively better sword and the objectively better fighting style.

I mean autist isn't the right word for it, I guess you're right in that sense. More like, thick-skulled.
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>>685750895

Bud-K is an absolute goldmine of the most autistic, faggy weapons you can think of. I once bought a basic lock picking kit from them, and for the next year they sent me a new fucking catalog every couple months...full of katanas, star trek weapons, wolverine-like claw things....half of the shit also had built-in tasers.
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Or maybe its just for niggers. I'm not sure.
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>>685755201
No shit. Did you read the part where I said katanas were designed to kill unarmed Japanese peasants?
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>>685755630
One of the most reliable pistol i have ever owned!
She ain't pretty but she will always go bang!
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>>685755511
>fat is autistic now
fuck you guys are stupid
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>>685755524
Yeah, Bud-K is worthless. I once got a tanto from one of their catalogs and it was just a piece of sharpened metal with a plastic scabbard. Really, it was wasted money.
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>>685755689
sorry what?
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>>685749773
hahahaha
it looks so fucking falic....
fucking anime man...
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>>685755518
>you're wrong but i guess you're right in the sense you were using
okay.
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>>685755728
You haven't owned very many pistols or you just got lucky.
I wouldn't trust my life with one.
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>>685753834
*you're
Like honestly.
Kill yourself.

No literally, fucking end your life you worthless, illiterate piece of shit. You are a disgrace to all that is great in this world as you taint our souls with incoherent drivel the likes of which only a true mentally challenged subhuman could emit. Your lack of consideration for the correction variation of the word "you're" is not only a pathetic grammatical abomination of the most severe degree, but an indicator of either your true abhorrent malintent or unrelenting stupidity. Find the nearest 12-gauge shotgun and promptly blow your useless, high-functioning autistic brains all over the ceiling of your mom's basement befofe further emberassing yourself and butchering the English language.
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>>685755745
it was a joke you fat autist
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>>685755851
your a fool then
https://youtu.be/AbvvurXmAmg
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>>685754801
Indeed he is.
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Oh, post limit reached. Thread will succumb to a hail of gunfire in about a minute. Prepare for 404.
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>>685755982
Child beater pls go
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>>685754234
Nah that's a Futanari, or depending on weight it could be a baka gaijin
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>>685756082
Well, he only beat black kids so I don't really see the big deal?
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>>685755932
a joke? so it's funny in the sense that no one laughed?
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>>685756166
Good point
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>>685755918
Why are you so mad? Its not like your the grammar police. Your so salty and i don't even know why. I bet your feeling pretty angry huh?
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>>685756199
Yes, let the autismo flow through you...
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>>685756164
Hur.
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>>685756082
>Butthurt Packer fan detected.
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Last comment!
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>>685756526
Did you even read the reply chain?
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>>685756703
Everyone remember that this guy is a nigger in the next thread.
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>>685756782
>anon
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>>685756826
>nigger
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>>685753976
Glowsticks aren't good weapons? Tell that to the last rave chick who fucked me in the ass with one
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>>685755311
Out of general interest, who is it?
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>>685756867
If you inject the glow stick fluid it makes your veins light up.
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>>685756975
Sounds legit. I'll try this immediately. Film at 11
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>>685755630
How is that gun autistic?

It's cheap and it works. Autism is a desert eagle.
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