Arizonafag here. Trips decides what I do with this scorpion I killed while shitting.
i thought I killed it before I took this (they glow under uv light or whatever the fuck you call the purple one)
Eat
Shove in anus, you pussy bitch
>>685728168
lets see those trips faggot
>>685728168
Rolling
Stick it's stinger in your dick hole
put it in your neighbors mailbox
cum on it then insert in anus, post pictures of each step. also send the step pictures to either your mother, father, aunt, or uncle.
What part of Arizona?
(So glad I don't have scorpions)
Anyway, nail it to a cactus and then worship it as a god
grind it into powder make into scorpion tea and drink it
>>685729664
fuck me off by 2
>>685729560
The only white part, of course- Scottsdale.
>>685729363
Roll
>>685727690
eat it
>>685730001
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
coincidentally found this bullshit today too (backyard). Needless to say, Im moving. Oh wait, Im a NEET.
put it in the microwave for 10 minutes.
>>685730038
keep rolling
Take it with you to the next supermarket and sting a nigger with it
take a pic it on your dick
>>685730212
Good luck finding a Nigger in AZ.
cum on it
give it as a gift to your mom for her birthday
>>685729809
You must not know that South Scottsdale exists.
... And you've never been to Heber.
>>685730212
Roll!
microwave it
dickpick with scorpion
>>685730334
Off by one faggot
You gotta be quicker than that
Put it in your pants and leave it there for 12 hours
>>685730473
Hah! I know a slutty nurse from Heber. I'm in Scottsdale too, Shea and 110 street.
Poop on it
in a bag here cause it made my hand numb when I touched it like the autist i am
bake it into food
Stab yourself in the dick 60 times with the stinger.
>>685730334
They're all over South Phoenix. You must be from a small town to not know of Phoenix's nig problem.
cut its tail off and sting it with its own tail
>>685727690
Sting your ballsack with it
Eat it
Pic of it hanging out of your b-hole.
Crush it up and snort the whole thing OP
>>685730729
reroll
Throw it away
Eat it's booty like groceries
>>685730753
Rerollllll
in pooper
Eat it
East Mesa fag here. Those fuckers are everywhere. I sealed up my house a few weeks ago and haven't seen any inside but there are a ton outside.
Fuckers hurt. I've stepped on more than a few in my garage.
>>685730673
I've lived in Tempe and North Scottsdale. I don't head to the ghetto areas a lot, but when I do they're all Mexicans.
put it in a picture frame and hang it on the wall.
Stinger in pooper
Eat it again
trips incoming.
eat it
I live in Prescott, we're all forest up here so we don' really have to deal with them
dehydrate it, grind it to a fine powder, and snort it.
Smoke the tip of its tail
>>685730947
I work near Central and Osborn and live in Tempe. Rather than take the 10, I'll take Van Buren home most times, and I shit you not, there's nigs galore.
>>685727690
Rock it like a hurricane
>>685727690
space program
Fuckin eat it
>>685731337
L33t as fuck
>>685731287
OP here, kekd
urethral insertion ;)
Smoke the tail
Pic in pooper.
Stinger in eyeball
>>685730947
white dude in glendale living with all the mexicans and niggers here. Mexican's aren't so bad compared to the nignogs, usually pretty chill. Latinas got some booty too, god damn.
>rolling
Cum on it
Coat it in flour
Fry it up
Eat it
Leave it on the porch as an example to other would-be intruders.
>>685731229
rerolling
>>685730942
>east mesa fag here
sorry to hear that
>>685731229
this
Cum on it NAD claim its your stand power
Eat the whole thing. Livestream.
Eat it
>>685727690
throw it away, wouldn't want to get hurt
>>685731645
Better than AJ, Glendale, Guadalupe and Peoria. And Queen Creek.
>>685731679
Rolling
>>685731645
You have no idea. Worst part, believe it or not, is all the old people, not the mexicans and nignogs.
Snowbirds are gone for the most part but there's still about a million seniors around me. Can't drive for anything, I end up seeing wrecks maybe twice a month.
>>685731799
Shit. Drive up Priest Rd. And you can tell the exact moment the city stops giving a shit.
Light it on fire.
Eat it
>>685731963
i rarely drive the 1-10 ur way but when I do, I literally pass a fatal accident every time.
>>685731799
What about Gila Bend?
Save it, go to Cooperstown and order the sampler plate. Put the scorpion on your food and call the manager. As soon as they arrive, start yelling incoherently and eat it with a helping of BBQ sauce. Then shit on the floor while masturbating.
>>685732111
WINRAR
put it up your ass, shart it into a glass and eat it
>>685728168
Rolling for this one
>>685732039
Good point.
>>685732180
It's not a Valley city but definitely.
>>685731963
ironically, I did took some EMT courses while at ASU and all the instructors says Mesa ambo's see more DUI deaths than anyone
Go out to eat and put it in the ketchup or mustard bottle
>>685732111
Winrar
>>685732365
Which campus did you go to?
I went to Polytech.
>>685732493
main nigga
>>685732111
Winrar op delivar
>>685732111
winrar, now do it faggot.
cook it in an omelette
>>685732563
Lucky you- except for parking. Went there once, was pretty bad. Polytech is kinda in the boonies by comparison.
>>685727690
Send it to space you stupid faggot
>>685732111
ahh shit
>>685730334
Yeah, East Mesa and most of Phoenix has been over run with dindus.
>>685732780
op gonna die if he does not cook it
>>685729809
That's not the true, every city has a white part otherwise known as the good part of town
>>685730500
Winrar
>>685730334
Shit of Africans immigrating the last few months along with sand niggers, fucking hell
>>685733152
>>685732608
>>685732436
>>685732233
>>685732111
I will literally need to go to the hospital but Im down to make someone else go. will do anything not involving ingesting it
>>685733383
Do you even trips, newfag?
>>685733383
It says trips you stupid nigger
>>685733495
Pic hanging out of pooper then faggot.
>>685733495
OP is a flaming faggot who is too pussy to deliver.
>>685731589
Mexicans go both ways but alot act like nigs
>>685733499
Winrar again!
>>685733495
Shove it deep into pooper then shit it out
>>685733495
>>685733654
Also fuck you for being a pussy faggot and not delivering.
Grind it up and snort its remains post webm
>>685733744
Still says trips you faggot
Shove it in your ass>>685733604
>>685733765
>>685733604
>>685733654
deserved that
>>685733798
roll
>>685733744
>499
Still not trips.
Are you retarded?
smoke it man, it's good for you
>>685733798
Roll
Although op is a faggot and doesn't deliver
>>685733900
Winrar again!!!
>>685733881
Just deliver then.
Here: https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/how-to-cook-bugs-scorpions
>>685733881
You don't have to eat the stinger dumbass
S P A C E
P
A
C
E
Save it, go to Cooperstown and order the sampler plate. Put the scorpion on your food and call the manager. As soon as they arrive, start yelling incoherently and [shove it up your anus] with a helping of BBQ sauce. Then shit on the floor while masturbating.
>>685733900
Winrar again!!! How do you do it!!!
>>685733495
you won't need the hospital. snip the tail stinger and you'll be fine.
ate one at a carnival a few years ago. wasn't cooked or anything, just had a dab of chocolate on it's back.
Now do it faggot, show b what you're made of
>>685734053
Nice b8.. I hate you.
Kiss it. Put it on tongue then put the stinger in the tip of your dick then throw into toilet and flush
>>685734113
almost
Put it in the bin OP
>>685734236
this thread seems to have nice dubs but trips are cursed.
But ill stay strong
>>685734216
Roll
>>685734170
This
>>685734314
reoll
Cook it, then eat it.
Go to bed, re-think your life in the morning
>>685734332
rip
rolling for this
>>685734030
>>685734237
roll
>>685734170
This.
>>685733798
Kek
>>685734375
roll
Let it dry to the sun for one day and then smoke it
Put it in your foreskin.
Let it rest for 3 hours on the top of your dick
Insert stinger into forearm.
>>685727690
Arizonafag reporting in
Eat it anon
>>685734170
This...
>>685734485
illominootis
>>685734547
reroll
>>685734525
Reroll
>>685734547
reroll again
>>685734579
man it would be a shame if i would get quads or trips
>>685734170
>>685734216
Roll for both. Pick one and do it you fucking waste of space faggot
>>685734639
reroll
use it to cut open your cock.
>>685734666
CHECK EM NIGGA
>>685734666
WINRAR
>>685734666
Win win
get a blender, shit in it , and grind the scorpion with the shit mix, pour it into a bear bottle, and throw it into your next door neighbors window.
how big is this thing?
>>685734666
HOLY SHIT NIGGA
>>685727690
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
>>685734666
As the poster for this I want photos for them nigga.
OP here, fuck u all.
>>685734993
worst ps ive ever seen
>>685734993
Worst shoop evar
>>685735095
and not even what you need to do
>>685734993
Did I say your ass? I said kiss it bitch
>>685735095
not PS you faggot. my ass is numb
>>685734993
>>685735138
so i did it for nothing????
>i
>did
>it
>>685734993
OP kills a bark scorpion, then shoops a desert hairy onto an anus. Die, faggot.
>>685734993
Reversed image searched and this came up as "male anuses" give me what I want you faggot.
>>685734993
Nigger you can just revers image search that picture its on the fuckin wikipedia page for anus
>>685727690
up the ass
>>685727690
>>685733495
>>685734216
>>685734216
>>685734216
Fucking do it fag.
>>685735452
Thanks anon
Fuck you OP, go be a bigger nigger elsewhere after you give us what you promised
>>685735452
WHICH ONE OF YOU UPLOADED IT THAT FAST????? MY COPYRIGHT IS IMPLIED
>>685735601
FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Dip it the toilet and eat it
>>685735827
Fuck off we already have trips. Am waiting for him to do it
>>685735601
2009
Ok faggot
>>685735601
>IMPLIED
Infringed you stupid nigger
Eat it then make yourself vomit on your mom and when she freaks out yell GET OVER HERE in your best scorpion voice, do a backflip(or at least try to) then put on your home made shang tsung costume and say to her your soul is mine while slapping her repeatedly with your vomit covered asian hand
DELIVER FAGGOT
