YLYL things you lost to edition
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YLYL things you lost to edition
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>>685726932
>I don't smoke dope
>dropped
Op here that's all I got
Here you go
>>685727385
Did not expect this one.
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjg_rcI62fQ
you're all welcome
>>685726783
This has been one of my favorites.
>>685726551
"and i cant breath" fuck off
>>685726388
https://youtu.be/dGrRpUVdeYA
>>685729243
>>685729643
must not fap, must not fap...
>>685729513
whole room cringed.
>wrong thread roodypoo
sage
>>685729770
Then I will.
>>685729513
Fucking hell I lost
>>685729770
go on anon
go on and do it
think of how the cement would mould perfectly with your cock
think of how the sidewalk would contain you and the princesses' love juices
>>685729643
>>685727766
Lost to the two pair dubs
>>685726517
thought this was ylyl, not cringe
>>685726688
>mathturbator
8/8
>>685726770
nobody cares about your fucking stupid get post
GET OUT
>>685731251
>>685726783
stupid bitch never saw it coming
I can't wait for my birthday in September
>>685732021
>>685732021
dude...
makes me lose my shit since 2007
its maybe the reason why i have not killed myself yet lel
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>>685732738
god I haven't lost that hard in a long time
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>>685732738
9gag...
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
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United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
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>>685733105
look at the right girls face and imagine her saying ten.. teen... teeeeeeeeeeeeeen
fucking gold
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>>685733540
They crossed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips they uttered one last phrase.
Desu.
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>>685733682
I don't believe in magic... because if it exists... then I am in danger of being tricked into being eaten by monster desu desu. A snack for her belly for me to be digested for a thousand years in hundreds of chewed LIVE separate pieces, my soul trapped in each for the remainder of the slow 1,000 year digestion.
>>685726688
>Mathturbator
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>>685733670
What the desu did you just fucking desu about Suiseiseki, you little desu? Suiseiseki will have you know that Suiseiseki graduated top of Suiseiseki's desu in the Navy Desus, and Suiseiseki has been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and Suiseiseki has over 300 confirmed desus. Suiseiseki is trained in desu warfare and Suiseiseki is the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to Suiseiseki but just another desu. Suiseiseki will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark Suiseiseki's fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to Suiseiseki over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak Suiseiseki is contacting her secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. Suiseiseki can be desu, desu, and Suiseiseki can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just Suiseiseki's bare desu. Not only is Suiseiseki extensively trained in unarmed desu, but ISuiseiseki has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and Suiseiseki will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. Suiseiseki will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>685733810
Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on Suiseiseki to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. Suiseiseki will put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. Suiseiseki will fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. Suiseiseki will turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is Suiseiseki hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home Suiseiseki will run you over with Suiseiseki's fucking car out of no where and kill you. Suiseiseki justs want you to know how easily Suiseiseki could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how Suiseiseki would rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… Suiseiseki will fucking resuscitate you and kill you again Suiseiseki's self you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>685733921
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST SUISEISEKI DON'T SPEND SUISEISEKIS TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SUISEISEKI IS GONNA DO? SUISEISEKI IS GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. SUISEISEKI WILL LITERALLY SHIT UP YOUR ASS. SUISEISEKI WILL TAKE SUISEISEKIS PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND SUISEISEKI WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT SUISEISEKIS SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND SUISEISEKI WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM SUISEISEKIS ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? SUISEISEKI WILL PISS IN A POT. SUISEISEKI WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. SUISEISEKI WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. SUISEISEKI WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND SUISEISEKI WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
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>>685734015
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
>>685734289
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
>>685726388
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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
ででででででででででで すす
ででで すすすすすすすすす
でで でで すす
でで でで すすす
でで す す
でで すすす
でで すす
でで すす
でで すす
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu
I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town
Yo, /b/, let's kick it!
Ice Ice Desu, Ice Ice Desu
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Suiseki is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu Suiseki
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu
>>685726388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_do5cNVyAcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzqnVzy3Joc
>>685734724
Does anyone have the webm version? I love how that lady reacts when that guy finally takes a dump on the baby
>>685734796
Thats quite the stallion you go there
>>685735425
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1448/42/1448423259386.swf
>>685726770
>using an app for 4chan
>>685732021
It'll be my b day in 40 minutes and damn I'm gunna have to say that I was so grateful I drove 5 hours just to hang out with my parents this weekend.
>>685734796
>>685735822
Fuck, I would def pay $50 for that thing
>>685735868
That's on tube, fyi.
Have another thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsV8NpzLC0
>>685736253
Happy birthday anon.
>>685736253
Happy birthday, man
>>685736438
>>685736515
Thanks /b/ros
>>685736149
fuck off
>>685726770
>saying "/thread" to own post
>>685729643
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685736980
>>685737109
>>685737151
>>685737271
>>685737340
Thanks senpai
>>685726783
LOST
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
OC
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
>>685727766
this makes me so uncomfortable
>>685732021
FUCK
mine too
>>685734870
>mobile poster
And 4chan wonders why desu happens.
I bet if I gave a lengthy description as to why mobile users are the cancer killing 4chan you'd just reply with one to several words to the effect of "newfag" because you are incapable of having any real in-depth discussion on the matter.
If you cannot read within the time it takes you to scroll over it then it's no concern of yours.
Any form of discussion that we could of had on the matter is immediately nullified by the amount of effort and concentration required to type a suitable response back.
I'm willing to bet you don't even understand why the .images are the joke?
I'm also sure you are the type to reply kek in ylyl threads as well, and call other that use anything else a "newfag"for not following a social construct only enforced by other 14 year olds like yourself using phone to access 4chan because mummy and daddy would not approve.
Theirs no way in hell you'd be allowed on this site.
I also assume you un-ironically use edgey on posts that are clearly intended to be humorousness?
Another majoure downfall mobile users have to bring, is that they rarely contribute an image to the discussion, and when they do it's one the saved from here.
Just another reposting le-meme loveing sheep.
I challenge you sir, to reply adequately defending your right to access 4chan via a mobile device.
I summon the judy hopps shitposter
>>685736089
>being okay with ads that open in new windows
>>685738125
DON'T
>>685738287
adblock bro come on!
>>685738125
Dark spirit Judy Hopps has invaded
>>685737530
>oc
>last year
>>685738527
Not on mobile m8
I smell faggots in here
>>685738671
I can honestly say I have never got a pop up on
android while using chrome
i smell lewdy hopps
>>685738828
fuck off
>>685726468
>>685726517
>>685726551
>>685726770
>>685726932
>>685727006
>>685727012
>>685727123
>>685728162
>>685729223
>>685729243
>>685729444
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>>685729513
>>685729643
>>685733105
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>>685735410
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>>685737435
>>685737500
>>685737530
>>685738771
how autistic do you have to be to save this shit?
I bet you think you're not a total no life autist coz you're doing it ironically huh?
no. you are a complete fucking faggot, get a life
>>685738918
i do have a life nigger
>>685738976
sure you do m8
>>685738886
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "ylyl" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>685739111
Fuck off
>>685738976
>>685739010
>>685738891
>>685738886
>>685738850
>>685738828
>>685738771
>>685738734
>>685738678
>>685738642
>>685738593
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>685739111
Fuck off, Randy.
>>685739144
>>685732738
even has a fucking 9gag watermark
Guys I just blew my own mind
I realized
It's hard for a homosexual cat
Cause either way
You get pussy
>>685739223
>baiting OC.
>>685739316
hahahahahahah faggot
>>685738629
Does it matter? It was still OC
>>685736809
Fuck your birthday, and its self, that it ever happened..
You're a shit stain of society.
All these rabbits reminds me of Gumball's little sister.
>>685739423
No real reason, faggot.
>>685739144
fuck off randy
>>685738125
Thanks, tosser.
>>685726783
So close, had to hold back.
>>685739095
this arouses me slightly
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "furry porn" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>685734796
That took me a second...
>>685739111
fuck off
>>685739649
Oh yeah
It arouses me that other thing that's more than slightly
>>685739719
what?
>>685727385
lost
>>685739798
plz no lewd yet
>>685739798
sauce please :3
>>685726688
>>685739551
i want to fuck the bunny
i summon banana
>>685739886
What's wrong , cutesy wittle bunny don't want her cutest little parts shown
get
well this threads turned to cancer.
do you autists just wait around all day everyday until eventually you find a good thread that you can ruin by spamming stupid fucking bunnies and desus in?
do you not have a job or school or friends?
>>685740053
no its that its better for the lewd to come out later
>>685740103
Nope, clearly you don't either, Faggot.
>>685740103
Yes.
>implying it was a good thread.
kekekeke
i missed you desu
>>685739913
Google mate
>>685729770
Fucking lost.
get.
>>685740323
give me the bottom right please
>>685740305
I Have missed you as well desu.
this thread is meeting the usual standards i see
>>685740439
ive been banned for 2 weeks because of the raid
>>685731680
So you still beat it with the righty
>>685740172
Hmm , okay cute little bunny
this post will be deleted
>>685731680
not a cringe thread
>>685740520
lol.
You made a thread? or banned for participating?
That guy organiseing it has also went full Tin hat on me. accusing me of being a mod and shit. Because I'm never banned, and can duplicate reply for hours on end.
>>685740744
thanks my dude have a new meme
>>685726688
>>685731074
Summer time!
>>685740630
this is a cringe thread now, face the facts.
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>>685733057
shitposting you can get behind desu
>>685740789
i posted pepsi time on /co/ in a zootopia thread
Fuck off, Randy
Image Limit Reached
>>685740885
Thanks desu.
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>>685740103
Tbh fam this was a shit ylyl thread to start. Maybe start it up with better content next time
>>685740103
It's almost fun to watch these devolve into cancer.
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>>685735788
i am kill
>>685727766
lost
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>>685738901
Late, but fuck it.. You guys must be new here. Especially when you don't get the substance of the post. And no I didn't \thread my own post. Otherwise it would have said (you) next to it you idiot.
>>685730014
I think i found my new fetish
>>685740103
I agree. It's like they just sit around waiting to spend so much time in a YLYL thread derailing it with desu and bananas and other hiveminded shit. These people are losers and are basically the hipsters of /b/.
>>685735460
this guy's funny as fuck
>>685738125
Kek..
Just for you Lori
>>685739909
This is pure troll isnt it?
