What's your wrestler name?
Rules:
First Name - Your weakest quality
Second Name - Dream Job
Powermove
1 - Favorite Drink
2 - An animal you hate
Name
Pervert Zookeeper
Move
Monster Dolphin
Nigger Astronaut
>>685712624
Whats yo powermove brah?
>>685712350
socially awkward porn star
Piss Zebra
Creepy Fapper
Milk Mosquito
>>685712350
Confidence Engineer with the Arnold Palmer Panda
>>685712350
Insecure pornstar
Cherry Coke Seal
>kek
>>685712350
Insecure pornstar
Cherry Coke Seal
procrastinating ceo
water chicken
I like to eat chickens, but I hate them
>>685712911
I imagine you jacking it in the corner of the ring right before the match starts.
>>685713117
Fuck I did it twice >:^(
>>685712350
Vulgar IT.
And Mountain Dew Giraffes.
Talking to girls
Pony keeper
Sunny Delight (soda makes me miss bedtime wew)
Humans (we're all animals despite what your so called "God" may say)
Name: Left Blind Eye Movie Director
Power Move: Sex on the Beach Centipede!
Spoiler Pilot
Irn-Bru Wasp
>>685713231
I...I want to see that powermove.
Cunt-Lover Executioner
Blood Monkey
>>685713231
Iol
Motivation mercenary
805 rattlesnake
r9k browsing manbaby dildo tester
Peepee mosquito
>>685712350
Fat Computer Builder
Arnold Palmer Ferret
Second Choice :
Sneaky Snake Hunter
Jizz Boa
>>685712350
Shy Titfondler
Caipirodka Cockroach
>>685713023
mah nigga
Shyness Cop
Blowjob Bats
Fat Tycoon, and The Gin Grizzly.
Fat Gunsmith
bourbon deer
>>685712350
Short Jedi
Piss spider
>>685713813
" Short Jedi from the top rope with the piss spider ! "
Kinky Biologist
Bob Marley's Mellow Mood Chimpanzee
>>685712350
Oblivious Engineer
Tentacle Grape Snake
Name Obese Red Power Ranger
My move Black Russian Cat
Depressed Comedian
Water spider
>>685712560
You are such a fuck
Oh my fuckin sides as I picture these gems! >>>underated-post
autism adventurer
chocolate milk anta
Suicidal Nazi
Shaq soda Goose
>>685714499
ants*
Greedy Masturbator.
Whiskey Monkey.
>>685712350
Name
Molester Molester
Move
Monster Adult
Spic streamer
Baja Blast Giraffe
Fat Man Boobs Singer
Tokyo Ice Tea Cockroach
>>685712350
Superficial astronaut
Teacat
>>685712350
Awkward Writer
Coffee Hamster
>>685714670
Name
Social Masturbator
Move
Rum and coke spider
>>685712350
Delusional Explorer coming in with the Chocolate Milk Angler!
Overweight engineer
Coke shark
I'm Temper Vidya Professional, and I will crush the opposition with the Rodeo and the Dog!
NAME
Anti-Social Lawyer
POWER MOVE
Don Patron Worm
Ponyfag Gigalow
Prune Juice Parrot
The Lying Entertainer
(Thinking about it that's most wrestlers tho)
The Water Spider
Psychotic Music Teacher
Milk Chicken
Shy Economist
Materba Frogs
>>685712350
Inept Physicist
Root Beer Spider
>>685712350
Hothead Doll-Designer
powermove: zombie pitbull
>>685712350
Name: Slow Pilot
Move: Coke Monkey
>>685712350
Unmotivated Nothing
The White Russian Pug
Pedo Joe
Power Move: Pussy Dog
Lolicon drone pilot
>water nigger
Loyal Astronaut coming in with his signature Pepsi Toy Dogs
Fat Youtuber
Powermove
Bacardi Nigger
Alcoholic Firefighter
move
Beer Niggers
Drunken UFC Champion
Captain Morgan Bees
Myopic Laminated Tile Floor Inspector
Commitment pirate
Whiskey wolverine
Cocky Pornstar
Pussy Cat
Name Angry Casino Owner
Move Pirates Blood Frog
>>685715522
>coke monkey
Kek
Envious Vocalist
Jack Lemur
>>685712350
Name: The Lazy Wall Street Millionaire
Powermove: Cognac Spider
>>685712350
Cowardly Archaeologist
Power move: Black coffee jellyfish
>>685712350
Talking Astronaut
Oasis Cat
Self-image Musician
Milk dog
>>685712350
perverted NEET
monster tyrannosaurus rex (fuck your rules faggot)
Anxiety Wrestler.
Powermove.
Mountain Dew Mosquito.
Apathy Coder
Tea Jellyfish
fuck, that sounds like an album
>>685713300
As lady Stoneheart, not a secret bruh
>>685712350
Name :
Lazy World Dominator
Powermove :
Chocolate Milk Jew
Nothing Wrestler
"Powermove" - Mt Dew Cat
>>685715544
The Dude abides
>>685715715
Jarrod?
Name: Brit Tester
Powermove: Pussy Spider
Blabbermouth Masseuse
Tear Leech
Obese Personal Trainer
Rum Dog
Dark assassin blood wolf
R8 my edgelord OC from
"Emo Katana Fedora faggot"
To
"I FIGHT TWO KINDS OF DEMONS: THE ONES IN HELL AND THE ONE INSIDE OF ME!"
>>685712350
Name: Initiative Cop
Move: Coke Spider
>>685712350
Emotional NEET
Anxiety account executive
White russian canadian goose
>>685716261
Conceited Wrestler*
Fixed it for you, who you think you foolin nigga?
>>685716318
Name: Unmotivated Bond Villain
Move: Old Fashioned Black-Tailed Deer
Manlet Model
Cranberry Juice Cockroach
Procrastinating Pornstar
Root Beer Mosquito
>>685716614
Name: Ugly Engineer
Power move: Capri sun Beaver
>>685716487
I can be your demon or you angle!
>>685716769
GET AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL! I CAN'T CONTROL THE DARKNESS;
IT CONTROLS ME!
Annoying author
Coffee magpie
(The) Virgin nigger slayer
Semen shark
>>685712350
Tempormental boat driver
Pabst blue ribon sea lion
Gay 4 Chan Mod
Jose Cuervo Scorpion
Narcissistic Pilot
With a Scotch Rat Power move
>>685712350
Big nose McDonald's cashier
Monster cock
Name: Lazy Computer
Special Move: Izze Orangutan
>>685712350
Hairline architect
Whiskey hornet
Autistic Athlete
Margarita Rat
>>685712350
Bitch Artist
Pineapple Cow
skinny wanderer
smoothie monkey
If I were a hardcore Makes-even-my-possibly-nonexistent-God-cringe Christian:
Mortal Paladin
Ichor Serpent
Actually, that sounds fucking cool compared to the rest of these
Could even be used as two band names
Pothead kitchen manager
Coffee seagull
The fat gardener, with his signature move, the Rum cat.
>>685716614
How about you just shut the hell up. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. I'm the best in the ring, I'm the best on the microphone, and I'm the best on 4chan. I've been wrestling since the first grade. I grew up watching DX break it down. I'm not talking about the regurgitated crap that was "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" and Shawn Michaels, no. I'm talking about Rick Rude calmly walking down to the ring with a briefcase and Chyna standing beside him. I'm talking about strip poker in the ring and parodying Bill Clinton, not drawing damn chickens on the screen as some tongue-in-cheek way of calling Vince gay. You don't even know what attitude is you piece of garbage. And you know what, I don't even care. You're just a product of this broken system that's now fallen into the hands of some doofus who cheated on his girlfriend with the million dollar princess. Yea, that's right - not even the billion dollar princess, because her father is too stupid to run a "sports entertainment" promotion unless he's in a pissing contest with another rich asshole. Kevin Bucky Beaver Dunn has kept a job for decades despite driving the company into the damn ground, yet creative can't even think up anything for a talented wrestler and entertainment like Damien Sandow. Not to mention they've taken some of the best wrestlers of the past and tried to erase them from history. Go on the Network and look that crap up. Try searching for a name like Chris Beno....
>>685717572
is this new pasta?
>>685717296
youre favorite drink is pineapple...fucking idiot artist go back to school or stop shooting up
>>685717782
How about you just shut the hell up. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. I'm the best in the ring, I'm the best on the microphone, and I'm the best on 4chan. I've been wrestling since the first grade. I grew up watching DX break it down. I'm not talking about the regurgitated crap that was "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" and Shawn Michaels, no. I'm talking about Rick Rude calmly walking down to the ring with a briefcase and Chyna standing beside him. I'm talking about strip poker in the ring and parodying Bill Clinton, not drawing damn chickens on the screen as some tongue-in-cheek way of calling Vince gay. You don't even know what attitude is you piece of garbage. And you know what, I don't even care. You're just a product of this broken system that's now fallen into the hands of some doofus who cheated on his girlfriend with the million dollar princess. Yea, that's right - not even the billion dollar princess, because her father is too stupid to run a "sports entertainment" promotion unless he's in a pissing contest with another rich asshole. Kevin Bucky Beaver Dunn has kept a job for decades despite driving the company into the damn ground, yet creative can't even think up anything for a talented wrestler and entertainment like Damien Sandow. Not to mention they've taken some of the best wrestlers of the past and tried to erase them from history. Go on the Network and look that crap up. Try searching for a name like Chris Beno....
>>685717911
>look that crap up
>crap up
>crap
>>685717911
>How about you just shut the hell up. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. I'm the best in the ring, I'm the best on the microphone, and I'm the best on 4chan. I've been wrestling since the first grade. I grew up watching DX break it down. I'm not talking about the regurgitated crap that was "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" and Shawn Michaels, no. I'm talking about Rick Rude calmly walking down to the ring with a briefcase and Chyna standing beside him. I'm talking about strip poker in the ring and parodying Bill Clinton, not drawing damn chickens on the screen as some tongue-in-cheek way of calling Vince gay. You don't even know what attitude is you piece of garbage. And you know what, I don't even care. You're just a product of this broken system that's now fallen into the hands of some doofus who cheated on his girlfriend with the million dollar princess. Yea, that's right - not even the billion dollar princess, because her father is too stupid to run a "sports entertainment" promotion unless he's in a pissing contest with another rich asshole. Kevin Bucky Beaver Dunn has kept a job for decades despite driving the company into the damn ground, yet creative can't even think up anything for a talented wrestler and entertainment like Damien Sandow. Not to mention they've taken some of the best wrestlers of the past and tried to erase them from history. Go on the Network and look that crap up. Try searching for a name like Chris Beno....
Alarmist Yihadist
Milk Scorpion
>>685712350
Unmovated
Eh fuck it, can't be arsed to finish this.
Blind Surgeon
Water Spider
>>685712350
Mechanic therapist
Powermove:
coke wasp
>>685712350
>name
Hateful Rich Guy
>special move
Whiskey Nigger
>>685718103
>>685718248
>>685718393
are insects >animals?
Nudist Banana
Rain Monkey
>>685712350
Socially Awkward IT Technician
Coffee Mosquito
>half the fags in this thread saying animal they hate is nigger
you people are so predictable and uninspired
this place is retarded
small dick mortician
coke mosquito
Professor Procrastination
Screwdriver Dog
>>685712350
This is it, ladies, gentlemen, and those of you unsure whether you're a lady or not! The main event: Hopeless Traveller, with his unbeatable special attack, the WHISKEY PUSSY!
(Apparently I even have a theme song...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q49igeHrnfo
A little too folksy for my tastes, but the first verse rings true enough.
>>685718805
did you even look through this thread?
Maybe 5 people said nigger.
Check yoself.
>>685713537
Dude, I wouldn't wanna fight you....
Pencil Dick Peter
Water Ocelot
>>685713905
Oh, that's gotta hurt, announcer number one!
>>685717992
can't say "shit" on tv these days. i don't even think Punk got away with that
>>685718584
It's spelled nigger, not monkey.
>>685712350
Wake Up Farmer and his Milk Cow
Name: Stuttering Wrestler
Move: Dewshine Seagull
>>685712350
Patience Detective here. Ready to Coke Spider your ass!
>>685712350
Fat Farmer
The Milkshake Dog
Asshole Drug Lord
Lean cat
>>685712350
Name:
Mortal Heir
Move:
Pineapple Coconut Juice Nigger
Name: Penis Doctor
Move: Monster Nigger
>>685719747
>>685719843
>>685719932
Tiny Dick Veterinarian
Water Rat
>>685713231
Left Blind eye Singer
Apple juice horse
High five mang
>>685719609
OP fucking delivered on this too
Name Young Comedain
Move
Dr.Pepper Gorilla
>>685712350
Shitposting FBI
or Shitposting Federal bureau of Investagation
Snapple(Insert animal here)
Dr. Ugly
Whiskey Wasp
>>685719480
i bet you thought that was witty dont you faggot?
>>685712350
Lazy Cum Dumpster
Brisk Manatee
>>685712350
name:
Lazy Scientist
move:
Coffee Mate Man
Name
Fighting Safarian
Powermove
Fruit Juice Kangaroo
>>685720376
This one could be real.
The Late Professor, with signature move Tea Ostrich
>>685712350
People Skills Pimp
Lemonade Possum
Name
>Cripple King
Power Move
>Vanilla Coke Spider
>>685712771
Not working.
>>685712350
The Unwary Songster
Code Red Bat
Name
Willpower Interpreter
Powermove
COFFEE MOTH
Pic is my costumep
>>685712350
introducing
Babyface FighterPilot
My special?
the WATER CAT
>>685712350
The Beta Astrophysicist
Fireball Tarantula
Lazy Gamer
Voltage Rat
>>685713300
IRN-BRU IS THE SHIT, I like you
>>685712350
Fat Cop
Sweet Tea Shark
>>685720725
So... Do you mate with men using coffee as lube? How does this work?
>>685721923
That might work... In a trailer park backyard wrestling tournament.
Angerissues Chemist
Coffee zebra
LAZY SLEEPER HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER WHISKEY DOG, RIGHT IN THE FACE
