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what is the most painful way to die?
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>>685712000
heartbreak
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Alone
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Alone
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>>685712000
After living a full life.
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>>685712000
in europe
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how come thats ok but rape gets deleted?
i dont like both but its just weird

also alone
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>>685712000
injecting acid into your body, whilst undo the effects of fugu.
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still a virgin
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living with regret
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>>685712175
/thread
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>>685712175
My feels
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At work
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>>685712000
Probably drowning.
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>>685712000
Drowning in lava alone and heartbroken.
>I win
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>>685712000
starvation due to being locked in a closed box too small to lay down and too short to stand up, with nothing but a small hole for air to pass but not big enough for you to see anything.
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>>685712000
Poor girl, I hope she gets well soon! Also nice trips, OP.
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>>685712806
nope, she died from eternal bleeding
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>>685712000
third degree burns (fourth degree burns don't hurt - because it's necrosis -charcoaled flesh) and second degree skin cancer
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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thje whufhck
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
>died from eternal bleeding
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guess there are some drugs out there that will make you feel full body pain. youtube it, and nice trips m8
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>>685712774
This
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
Most Heavy Metal death ever.
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>>685712175
>..
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>>685712774
You can't drown in lava, it's denser than your body so you would actually stay on the surface.
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Losing in Connect One
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>>685712787
You maxed a few factors out with this, but it is still too linear. You gotta think broader.
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>>685713040
>after the first few days

Jesus fuck O.o
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>>685712000
During an autopsy.
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Getting dubs
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>>685712000
Getting fucked by a rhino
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>>685712787
You wouldn't die from stavation, dehydration would kill you first
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>stabbed in the heart

people who suffered a heart attack and survived always says it was the worst pain ever

so think about a knife slitting through it
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>>685712000
World is shit.

I'm glad I won't see beyond 2016.
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>>685712271
>>685712195
>>685712175
fuck off unoriginal fucks
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>>685713086
>>685713224
Wtf
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>>685713246
You're upside down so your head and lungs are under the surface.
Duh.
As if I don't know the density of lava!
>also, wouldn't it depend on the materials the lava is made of? Like molten Iron vs. molten brass.
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
damn that's metal as fuck.
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a quick and highly public death after a life of wealth and notoriety???

no thanks, id rather wither away to nothing as a desperate, invisible cog in some great abstract machine i neither understand nor am recognized by, constantly looking for the next distraction, until my senescent husk is both unable to afford the medical care to ensure its survival and unable to muster the courage to face death properly.
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>>685712000
she was so cute
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>>685713325
>emoticon usage
stop
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>>685713512
You body would burn before you have time to say ohhhh sheeatt
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>>685712899
>Eternal bleeding
Kek
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
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https://ripeace.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/the-murder-of-junko-furuta-44-days-of-hell/
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>>685713071
How the fuck does she eat?
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Sure is summer in here
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>>685713086
>>685713224
>>685713602
>>685713828
Samefag
Your bait sucks try again fag
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Scaphism
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>>685713796
Wrong. The Leidenfrost effect would keep you very much alive and you would be floating on the surface being cooked alive.
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>>685713925
newfag gtfo
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>>685713708
This world sucks.
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>>685712000
As you
Check em
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>>685713929
Man, I mass having IDs on /b/...
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g tube probably
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>>685713977
But you're also face down, so you're drowning.
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>>685713977
Ima need a video of a person thrown/falling/placed in lava
I just assumed you'd burn up within 10-20seconds
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>>685712000
idk, do you think its more painful to die or be born?
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>>685712000
shit, as a female, OP's photo is horrifying.
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>>685713885
Sssshhhhhheeeeiiiiittttt
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>>685714124
Ive seen a few shops in my days and this is one
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Hot fudge ground glass enema with LSD.
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>>685712000
What happened? Is she kill?
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>>685712000
Pain is subjective, there is no right answer to your question. FAGGOT!!!
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>>685714166
You're still going to be conscious for a fair amount of time, and it would be more like suffocating, you most likely wouldn't be able to inhale lava.

>>685714180
Oh there's no denying you'd burn up, but you'd be conscious for a fair amount of time to experience that agony.
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>>685714308
nah she cool
They just tooked the garden hoe out and put a big band aid on her vagina
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
Metal
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>>685712175
Elephants can die from heartbreak;-;
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Being incapacitated after enduring severe trauma, being pronounced dead, then being the subject of an autopsy while you feel every single cut without being able to perform outward expression if your condition to those around you.
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>>685714195
That can't be real. It looks blurry as fuck.
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>>685714255
Tits or gtfo
nice dubs
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>>685714308
three guys raped her, then after they were done they held her down while they forced a garden hoe inside of her destroying her internal organs. she did not make it
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>>685714411
>"you most likely wouldn't be able to inhale lava."
Mere conjecture.
>>685714255
Just stop being a hoe and you should be fine.
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>>685712899
That's a lot of bleeding.
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>>685713512

It would depend on the material, but all materials that would qualify as lava are far denser than your bodily composition. So in most cases if you dove into lava, you would die from inhalation burns/toxicity and skin incineration even before hitting the surface, your bones would shatter upon impact, followed by you plunging briefly into the depths before remerging like a flaming beach ball made out of bones.

There's a reason why Hollywood doesn't show it accurately. kek
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>>685712899
fuck.... you indo op ?
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>>685714419
Glad to hear that
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>>685714594
Actually you would still have a pulse and blood pressure, if they made a cut they'd be able to tell immediately. Then you get a giant syringe to the heart full of adrenaline.
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>>685712000
trips checked
at least he didn't try it from the other end
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>>685714679
bleeding alone? what good is that if your in a mental state of numbness or chock?
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>>685712899
Someone must write the song lyrics to this, oh Lord my sides
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>>685713512
how can someone make so many wrong statements in 3 sentences
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>>685712000
Without trips by my side. :(((((((((((
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>>685713902
>implying african kids eat
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>>685712774
Drowning in lava in one lung, water in the other, whilst listening to music you hate, while in heartbreak, and also you're depressed because everyone you've known and loved has died, the rest of your body is simultaneously on fire, being stung by bullet ants, electrocuted, and shot, and there are advanced healing nanobots or some shit that keeps you alive for years. Also, you have a paper cut on your left pinky.
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>>685714960
>a hypothetical situation is wrong
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>>685712899
underrated post
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>>685714802
>chock
Nigga what
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That thing when Vikings rip out your lungs from your back
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>>685712195
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>tie someone to a cement block
>put scuba gear on them and make sure they can't take the oxygen tank or mask off
>throw into ocean

and just make bets on if something eats him/her or not before they make it to the pressure zone that will crush them.
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>>685712899
Haven't seen a "eternal bleeding" reference in a while. Good on you anon, unlike the faggots who can't get the reference.
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>>685713929
They're making fun of you because you're retarded.
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Anons, it might not work, but we need to make this Eternal Bleeding song.
>>685715509
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>>685715577
Don't be rude, take that back
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>>685714195
would bang/10
>face is pussy
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
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>>685715257
>face is boobs
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>>685713071
>Garry's Mod face poser tool.
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being black and leaving behind no accomplishments or prestige to be remembered by.
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>>685712899
>>685715509
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>>685712175
The real and only true answer
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
Isn't this from another older post?
Either way it was funny as fuck.
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>>685713501
Haha slow jelly nigger is slow jelly
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The amount of newfag in this thread is staggering

It doesn't seem like trolling either

I'm out
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>>685712000
Being a nigger. Living is as painful as dying
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>>685714269
You don't even need to shop.
You literally right click, inspect element and change the text.
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>>685716693
Whoa, it really works.
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>>685712000

That was more than she could handle!
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>>685712000
alone
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>>685717347
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>>685712000
>>685712899
how did she even get it in there as far as she did?
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>>685713086
he probably meant externally internal
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>>685717225
Have fun shitposting against idiots who don't know this is a thing, anon.
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>>685717546
she was raped by three guys. they held her down and hammered it into her
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>>685717347
you could have done better than that Carlos, there isn't even a pun in there
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>>685713246
tell that to Gollum, faggot
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>>685717546
Someone else forced it after they finished raping her.
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>>685716693

Motherfucker...
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>>685712175
Says the guy who has never been doused in gasoline and lit on fire
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>>685715090
No, the paper cut has to be in the web between your thumb and index finger.
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>>685716298
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>>685713071
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>>685713870
>newfag
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>685713450
Allegedly cluster headaches are the worst pain one can experience
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>>685712899
Screenshotted
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>>685717738
The handle of the hoe is inside her puss.

C'mon, man.
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>>685714124
I was Id hyperion
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>>685714411
You body would explode if you dove into lava. The intense heat rapidly turns the water in your body (about 60%) into gas. The pressure from the expansion of gasses just blows your body apart.
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>>685718046
love is like being doused in gasoline and having that someone leave is the spark that starts the fire which burns for the rest of your life
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>>685713071
Why'd she try to eat a whole watermelon in one bite?
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>>685718884
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>>685713885
To this day, I still think about it. Junko had a hard life.
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>>685712000
Can u die of headaches?
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>>685719540

she enjoyed it
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>>685713246
Fucking autists accept anything they hear on the YouTube.

Contact with magma would force the water your body to rapidly evaporate, you wouldn't feel shit, you'd explode.
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>>685718884
And every time you think the fire is burning out, more gasoline is thrown on you every time you see her with that new guy
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>>685712000
video?
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>>685712899
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>>685719803
im sure she love having skewers inserted into her ass and pussy, being set on fire, having fireworks lit inside of her, getting her eyes poked out, and being raped. those 44 days must have felt like an internity
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>>685713071
I'd like a blow job from her
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>>685712899

>eternal bleeding
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>>685720339
>internity
F. see me after class
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>>685713902
What do you mean she's got a mouth full of food
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>>685713071
reminds me of this guy
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>>685712899
As a victim of eternal bleeding, I dispprove of your post, sir.
>on 4chan
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>>685712899
you sir have just created a new meme!
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As a nigger surrounded by your family
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>>685712000
holding the door
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>>685712787
That sounds fucking terrible
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>>685712000
Drowning in mayonnaise.
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>>685712787
You forgot to leave enough water to keep you alive but not enough to drown.

Also the smell of niggers.
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>>685714760
Dayum
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>>685712000
Checked

Also, pic related... Dying as a nignog
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>>685717738
More than the hoe could handle?
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>>685716187
sauce?
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>>685712175
Shitty response and it's not original... congratulations.
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>>685723115
I love mayonnaise though.
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
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>>685712698
drowning isn't painful at all. once your lungs are fully flooded which is pretty quick if you're under water, you're dead. also if you're fully submerged you wont get the sensation of needing to cough it up. wont be pleasant but not painful. scary though, as you relaise your breath is running out you'll panic
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>>685712774
So going out like Anakin, might as well get delimbed before you drown...
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Getting Boiled
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>>685712000
extremly slowly getting run over by a bulldozer, like realllly slowly, after having being injected with a small amount of adrenaline, enough to keep you from passing out but not enough to dull the pain. and the person driving it is your mom who's loving it, and everyone else you thought loved you is looking on and laughing/ masturbating at the site of your pain
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>>685719035
cuz she's a nigger xd
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>>685716693
Fantastic
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>>685724486
You don't die as soon as your lungs fill.

I stayed concouse at least 10 seconds after my lungs filled. It was cold, but in no way painfull. Not even that uncomfortable. It was kinda scary though. I sure was surprised to wake back up on the surface.
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>>685712787
cover the hole and let yourself slowly drift off. sounds peaceful
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The most painful way to die is without Tylenol
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>>685719616
Yes from many ways, headaches is one of the symptoms of hemorrhage to the brain...
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>>685712000
Being burnt alive or hard core tortured to death.
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>>685718046
Lol
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>>685724400
I remember this gif scaring the shit out of me when I was high... it brings me bad memories.
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after being exposed to a mini-nuclear reaction and get a radiation dose so high that you don't die but your skin and flesh drops from your bones and medics keep you alive for 87 days as a guinea pig for research. source: that poor japanese nuclear engineer in 1999
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
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>>685712774
You don't actually sink into lava. Your body just disentigrates at such a high rate due to the extreme heat that you appear to sink.
The more you know...
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>>685714195
CTRL+Z
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Torture.
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>>685715239
Blood Eagle
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>>685717347
Kek... handle.
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>>685713885
Hot diggity damn that's brutal
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>>685712899
>Eternal bleeding
>Eternal

Holy fug
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>>685712000
here's the background story of OP pic

>Chronology: The victim and suspect (RA) is a couple, RA went to Eno Hostel, both have an intent kissing, and RA got so horny so he want to making love with eno but eno resist to making love because afraid to pregnant, so RA go out and come back with 2 friends, and rapes eno, after they satisfied with their action, they want to kill her with knife,

>but the suspect doesn’t find any knife at the kitchen, so one suspect go out and they found a hoe, the two other grab eno’s leg and pull it, while the other one stuffed the hoe inside her vagina, the suspect then run away from the scene, the body of eno then founded by her friends days later.
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>>685712787
Jesus man
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>>685712774
The fire kills your nerve endings, actually not that bad. You know, after all your skin melts after a minute. Really you'd die after 20 seconds when you inhale and the heat burns your lungs.
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>>685725655
That shit was fucking horrifying. Worse than anything I could imageine. He begged them to kill him every day. Screaming in pain for that amount of time, irradiated and vomiting. Being kept as a toy for the Japanese government to check exposure side effects in the log term on a human subject. It was keep him alive as long as possible, even though they knew he was in pain.
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>>685724783
rip
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I remember reading about someone coming up with a room where the floor is like a treadmill. Also, the floor being made out of something like sandpaper. The point of it was, you would have the person naked and walk the room. Eventually their body would be so tired that they would have to lay down. Then they would be grinded by the floor. Something of the sort.
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>>685715444
Everybody seems think this is new...
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>>685729320
Supposedly that was the torture house in Chicago circa 1900 C.E.
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>>685730112
Damn.. I didn't know that was a real thing. That would be a horrible way to die.
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>>685713885
Hahahahahaha fuck that just give me new ideas

Gotta go tell /k/ about this!
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>>685713071
Looks like one of the kids from Ed Edd and Eddy with a jaw breaker
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>>685717347
Fucc.
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wen yuo pp get cutted an yuo poopo get in it
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>>685730263
It was a retarded ms paint someone posted on /b/ years ago
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>>685713252
So, going second?
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>>685712000
Getting your dick sucked after you cum. Especially if she is only sucking the tip.
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>>685713708
But how the fuck did it get in there?
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>>685714195
when i was about 13 i set my bike on it's seat and handle bars and spun the wheel around to grease it. standard, pretty sure that's what most of everyone does. i then got the idea to take my old G.I joe dolls and put their faces on the tires. i forgot all about doing that untill i saw this pic because it's what the joes looked like when i was done
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>>685714612
Whoops, ignore my question, didn't finish the thread yet
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>>685732954
Lmao
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>>685715257
The shit?
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>>685712000
While clinging to hope.
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>>685720550
Internity: The mixture of an eternity and an infinity, but longer than either
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>>685723471
Happened in my hometown, friend has the original image.
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>>685712000
nice trips
>boiled in oil
your blood boils at +-80cº, after that, your skin is burned and separated from your muscles, you are still alive and conscious, then your muscles get separated of your bones you will stay conscious untill your organs fail. You will propbably be burning in oil for at least 10 minutes till that happens.
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>>685715045
this is the most underrated comment in this entire fucking thread

i was laughing at it 1st but now im just pissed
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>>685712000
As me
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>>685718250

You'd die of smoke inhalation before being burned alive most likely
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>>685712000
Living my life
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Starvation is probably one of the worsts ways to go out. It takes a long time, is extremely painful, and your body shuts down one piece at a time.
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>>685715257
It begins
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vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOzfq9Egxeo
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Well considering a few things I have come up with this
(note I am no science or med fag so this data may not be accurate)

So science has determined out of legitimate study that being burnt alive is an extremely painful way to go out.so that would be in the top of the list..but thats gay as fuck and doesnt sound cool enough, now those of you who have come close to drowning or some for of suffocation know it is quite painful but of course you dont just begin drowning (unless you are a nigger), it is usually influenced by something...movement in most cases like waves or water flow, and that plays a part in my theory of one of the most painful ways to die....A still pool full about neck length in boiling hot water....I could have used boiling fat or lava but inhaling those things would be extremely difficult due to thickness, so imagine your in this pool naked and being scorched by water at its maximum temperature, obviously you wouldnt just sit there you'd splash and flail hoping to get out or find a way out, in doing so you cause the water to thrash with you and end up inhaling the boiling H2O causing more intense pain, and potentially collapsing your lungs causing you to suffocate in a pool of scorching water until you evnetually die
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>>685713885
how did they not all get life for that? that's mad!
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>>685712000
Trips.
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>>685714411
Not to mention trying to inhale the superheated air above the lava.
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>>685712175
holy shit what a fucking faggot

pretty sure being sucked through a hole a tenth your size is way fucking worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMHwri8TtNE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident
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>>685727922
FAIL @ facts / humor / life....go die inna fire nigga
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>>685732000
Thank you! I could not remember where I saw that from
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>>685737219
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>>685737219
Thats not painful you die near instantaneously
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>>685713450
>pulls a fucking knife out of a heart

The human body is fucking resilient as fuck. That's incredible that that shit was even beating still.
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>>685718046
atleast the one who is doused in petrol will have that spark in his live and will die with that warm feeling inside knowing he will no longer have to feel pain. meanwhile the rest of us will have more petrol thrown over us and a few people with pokers hitting us reminding us that our spark is been and gone and there are reminders of that happiness gone.
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>>685718250
Monstrous...
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>>685738964
please die
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Wood chipper feet first slowly
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
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>>685713071
if crimson chin was black
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>>685712000
During childbirth (when something is wrong), after 20+ hours of agony.
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>>685715045
top fucking KEK
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>>685713086
i see we have got a newfag, welcome to 4chan
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Drowning in elephant shit.
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>>685721691
newfag
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Get papercuts on every square inch of skin, if you survive, drown in a sea of highly acidic lemon juice
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>>685712000
>>685732000
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The most painful way to die is 100% lava.
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>>685742222
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>>685713040
>Scaphism
Seconded.
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>>685737219
Turned into a giant scrotum
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>>685718026
conformed
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>>685712000
A shortage of Bailey's
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>>685713512
After 2 minutes you will be totally burned but after you will suffer pain due to the burning flesh and your lungs being cooked for breathing hot air
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Vivisection then eaten alive afterwards.
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>>685745843
25 seconds i mean*
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furry porn
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By living a long lonely life
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>>685712000
alone
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fire
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falling head first into a deep fryer.

I actually saw a guy do that at work. He was cleaning the vents, slipped and fell face first into the deep fryer.

It took 2 hours for the paramedics to get there, because they thought the call was for a minor grease burn. It took him 3 weeks to die.
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>>685734933
That's why you use induction cooking
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>>685727758
Don't play with knives, new friend.
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>>685712528
That ... emotion
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>>685715045
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Falling face first into a narrow abandoned well that had just enough water to keep you from dying of dehydration but not enough to drown you.

You would be just stuck there, unable to move, until you starved to death several weeks later.
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>>685734715
>A
i know the girl who made this image that went viral... now she is a copywriter at an agency. waaa
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>>685712195
>>685712271

The only people who say this are pathetic pieces of shit who never go outside and see with their own eyes that there is a whole big world out there and it's saturated with on going, excruciating physical pain.

If you would get off your ass every now and then, you'd experience physical pain once and a while and know that it's much worse than being alone.
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>>685712899
I think it's called mensuration.
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>>685713071
That's bone. It isn't anything that can be popped.

Her jaw bone is under all of that.
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Actually the most agonyc way to die is by mustard gas, your skin will burn and melt from your bones slowly, your lungs will burn and start to fill with blood, your eyes will be molten like ice and if you have the "fortune" of survive you will be poisoned a couple of days and suffering cronical pain due to the skin and lung burns
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
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>>685718685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Y907G7AfM
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>>685713246
what if i swallowed huge amount of lead before jumping to lava?
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>>685725022
Grèentext?
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>>685734774
Astral Bradberry
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>>685713885
>https://ripeace.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/the-murder-of-junko-furuta-44-days-of-hell/

edgy
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>>685714411
You would die before hitting the lava because the heat
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>>685717347
FUCKING LOST
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>>685750104
not if u r wearing heat-proof armor.
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>>685737219

ouch
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>>685712175
faggot
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>>685712899
>eternal bleeding
someone cap this
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>>685750438
Can you stop samefagging
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>>685712000
vivisection.
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>>685750674
seriously
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>>685713252
has to be the most pixelised shit I've ever seen.
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>>685712899
eternal bleeding.. dont you mean INternal
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>>685712899
>eternal
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>>685750980
Sure is summer in here.
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>>685751111
Nice quads bro
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>>685717767
Gollum had momentum built up from the fall.
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>>685712175
hello darkness my old friend...
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A thin rope into the mouth and out of the asshole, then stretch the rope slowly.
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>>685713722
why :(
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>>685751592
stomach acid would disengrate that rope
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>>685715045
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>>685712000
When you die as an american
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>>685712000
This is how all size queens should be tortured to death.
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>>685712175
>>685712195
Im dying from bith right now, listening to the sound of silence. Im so alone......
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>>685712175
What a pussy
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>>685712175
>heart attack

Fixed that for you, you bitch ass fag
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>>685752878
this. these faggots need a slap into reality
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>>685712899
she will need a maxi pad then
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https://youtu.be/kFV5tjo80QQ

The most painful death is one that's dragged out through constant agony.

While this kid is alive, he knows he's going to die much younger than most people he meets. He has to live in pain every day until then. He'll never live a normal life, he'll never go a day without being in pain.
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>>685717347
i dig your pun
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>>685712000
>Gettin' head till you dead, mane.
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