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how much money do you have in your bank account?
we dont need proof, just tell the truth.
how much money do you have in your bank account?
ill start:
$1,550.00 soon to be 0 after i buy the Vive and the gtx 1080
idk like 800 but i've been jobless for months i think ill just become a neet
>>685709081
0, gambling, hookers and bought a bunch of new gaming related stuff
About $13000. Used to have alot more but went jobless for over a year. Plus paying for a gf sucked.
350$
Rapidly going from paying the bills and more to having to sell stuff Poorfag and its only getting worse.
>Inb4 drugs, criminal background, lazy, unhealthy
Young, white, no drugs, healthy. Have job skills but blue-collar not what it used to be
>>685709081
14k aud and like 300 in my spending.
>>685709731
hit up a temp agency.
they will start u off at slave labor wages but ull get experience.
iktf of having to sell your stuff, especially when its stuff you really liked.
€1000 and jobless.
$6.5k
Also have over $600 sitting on my desk just for "me" impulse buys.
>>685710081
>>685709313
if you guys live w/ yor parents then you dont really have anything to worry about.
otherwise, id highly recommend applying for welfare benefits quickly. i think the turnaround processing time is only about a month or so but hurry the fuck up. theres no good reason any of you guys should have to starve just because you dont have money/job
0$ but I got some weed so its all good
330 USD checking and like 220 savings.
fast food high school soon to be grad living at parents house. planning on an apprenticeship this summer to move out by age 19
>>685709349
3$, gambling and drugs
>>685709081
AU$1305.83
But AU$114,575.67 in debt
Around 25000. 42 white collar a lot of responsibility center 1/3 of U.S. Town of around 250,000. Addicted to /b/ for 2 yrs...
>>685710516
Underage b&
>>685709081
3 accounts:
1) $0.01 (I only use this to pay my rent)
2) $10.75 (I use this acct for mot things)
3) ~$5 (different bank; can't access it online)
...plus $190 in my wallet. (Normally #2 is about $200 and nothing in my wallet; haven't made it to the bank yet.)
About 1100$ I had a little more but I had to buy a window Ac unit today.
>>685709731
>>685710045
>they will start u off at slave labor wages but ull get experience.
No one needs temp work for experience. People need careers.
>Have job skills but blue-collar not what it used to be
You can thank libfags pushing for higher min wage to flip burger and require payout in benefits to employees regardless of circumstances for that.
>>685709081
23,782.78 in one account (best of 3 accounts)
250k in stock, give or take.
>>685710871
best get your ass to a bank nigga
$34.72 I hate money so much
>>685709081
About 4500 usd in my personal accout here in the states and 80 in cash on my desk. I also have about 3 btc in various accounts and 300 eur in cash that I take with me when I visit family in the summer. I'm doing alright.
>>685710820
i said by age 19? in no way does that imply that i'm not 18.
Like $450.
I flip fucking burgers for a job and buy beer too often.
$1,254.75 in savings,
$320.30 in checking
Highschool senior with nothing to spend it on, so I save it.
about tree fiddy
>>685711239
Get used to it. You are a slave for life. Money is the means by which you are OWNED. Stay out of debt at all costs.....
>>685709081
Should be about 18 USD. Have bout 50 cash on me 10 tabs of L and also a paycheck sitting at work for about 160. The broke college life
>>685709081
-80 something bills. Help me out OP.
I got about $2800, and in 8 days I'm getting a check for about $8700 after taxes. Woo!
i have 3 accounts
116.85
2,493.23
1,502.03
>>685711196
About the same but I'm 33. Stock market crushed me this month about 200K in my vanguard account now.
>>685711849
also about 300 cash
>>685709081
~$13K in checking
no savings account, but ~$25K in stocks (non-retirement)
~$35-40k in retirement
$6700 in college, $150 in my checking.
https://gyazo.com/f72862ad0ba225afd9b508f1482f8256
>>685711754
Crab bucket dot jaypeg
>>685709081
about $8k. lost about $3k in stock market
1,200 in checking.
I recently spent about 5k on traveling for a months.
I'm poor but whatever, at least I got see the world.
I'm probably gonna do same thing again this year.
1450 USD, mom and dad send about 1300 a month so I can go to college and I save 100 of it every month
~200e, uni student.
>>685711849
>>685712012
forgot to mention 18 ys old
>>685709081
Somewhere around $10k. Just moved to LA for an aerospace job. Gonna be a little more flush once I get reimbursed for all the moving expenses and the relocation package and other stuff and a proper paycheck, too.
>>685711231
Nah, no need. I'm just going to spend it anyway, and if it's in my wallet, my gf can't spend it without physically finding me. (Shared account, but she's.... yeah. Great in the sack, not so much on handling money.)
>>685712180
also $15k in debt. around $25k in 401k.
High school senior with $310. I spend too much money on food and weed.
>>685711754
i agree with previous anon. don't be a slave, free yourselves from the system. give me your money and start anew without the hassle. it is a burden to carry it for you, but I will take one for the team.
20k
>>685712199
Rich manshion fag
>>685712199
damn wish i had rich parents
>>685711872
i just turned 34. feel like i'm going to be okay.
9600 in savings
but 153,500 in debt just went half on a 5 bedroom house (got a great deal because it was through family) gonna rent them rooms out to my freinds for extra cash and i work full time so shits good i think im pritty set because im 20years old
>>685709081
why are you foolishly spending money like that.
15k, 60k+ in stocks, bonds, etc
>>685709081
157 dollars
>>685709081
$14.54
Only gotta stretch it till Friday and the kitchen is fully stocked, so I'm alright.
$4.32
>>685709081
7500~ish
>>685709081
God i fucking hate money $$$
$6.82
>>685709081
chase 4000
boa 2000
cc debt 2000
cc limit 30000
>>685713386
you only hate it because you don't have much. if you had more you'd love it. funny how that works
$.67
I'm a jobless college student, any money I get goes paying back people the money I owe them, food, or stupid useless things. I cant save money.
81k savings about $500 in checking. I keep it low for cash withdrawals. Had $1.5 million in my 401k before the market hit the shitter in 2008. Cashed it and combined with wife's 401k now worth about $1 million.
$800 now, $750 more on Friday once I get paid. Gonna build a sweet ass Video/image editing rig that I can also use for high quality gaming.
>>685709081
308.50
>>685713610
Crash course in money saving: stop buying the stupid useless things. With that money, buy nothing instead. Congratulations, you are now saving money.
>>685709081
right now? $4.45
Savings: $59k
Checking: $9k
In bank accounts.
$60k in various retirement accounts.
Uh well with all my debt, about -50/60k$. I drink a lot and i if i dont make it rich im going to kill myself.
about 15k in savings, 3.5k in checking, and 80k in retirement account
Twenty five bucks.
350 pounds overdrawn lol thanks uni
after this month's bills, about $2000 usd
I have several accounts that total about $17 million.
A bit of advice if you ever win the powerball when it isn't an enormous nunber: take the annuity. I would have been much happier if I took the annuity and opened some sort of business. I would have made a lot more money over the course of 30 years compared with what I got in the lump sum after taxes. I just sit around playing video games while being afraid to spend virtually any of it.
>>685710991
>You can thank libfags pushing for higher min wage to flip burger and require payout in benefits to employees regardless of circumstances for that.
suggesting that minimum wage be raised in the near future is what caused the decline of middle class blue collar jobs that started in the 1970s?
9.10
I can't buy overwatch :(
>>685709081
$7.29
to last me until the 30th
7.50$ in checking
300$ in savings
809$ credit card bill
Fuck me in the ass
$7. $20 in my wallet, $101.97 in stock. Short selling 4 shares of this etf that changes from $105-$100 whenever the market dips, I get like 4 bucks every time I do it.
$24,312 In savings
$2,350 In checking
~15k in investments (Mostly INO)
-38.74.
Jagex fucking charged me for no reason so I have to chargeback.
>>685714598
I envy you
>>685709081
465,375.75 USD in savings acc
40k-ish in checkings
3M in bonds, properties, stocks etc
$4,900 currently. Going to buy a truck this week so I'm going to have absolutely no money now that I'll have to pay notes on it
Somewhere around 12,000. Fuck i really need more because I am rapidly losing my savings.
80 bucks in my pocket no job and no future im 20
>>685709081
Been buying a house, so I am losing a lot of funds, but I should only lose about $1,000 more once I am the rest of the way in.
$1,795 in checking
$6,714 in savings
>>685709081
$403.24 USD in checking
$0.00 USD in savings
I was laid off an have a sick mother dying, and a fiances mother who is also dying... Been 3 weeks since I had a job.
Feels bad mang.
$23K
Been saving to buy a house for about 3 years now. Starting a family hurts the savings a bit but hey we're getting there.
>>685715074
$400 in my safe waiting for the inspector tomorrow. Totally forgot. And a certified check for $500 for the appraiser.
So just shy of of $10,000 right now in actual fund.
>>685715829
Go for the Fannie Mae no PMI FHA grant loan. 3% for free. Rates are around 4% if you have decent credit.
$1572 in one bank account, $1425 in another, $150 in cash at house for spending money this month (gas, food, phone)
>>685713666
lol@401k I mine as well shoot you in the fore head now commy schmuck
>>685709081
Checking:$34.23 (until paycheck hits bank on Fri)
Saving:$1,538.43
17,634 currently get paid this week
1200 I think. Always some shit needs paying on minimum wage. $50 extra bucks this cheque? Look at that, some asshole has a birthday. etc
>>685709081
Checking: $7700
Savings: $11,500
>>685714776
Jewfag detected
Use the spread in your favor. Get some money in an American bank (low interest rates) and buy some BRL bonds (almost 15% interest a year). Sell bonds and cash the money. Country w/ low credit score but very hard to default.
>>685714776
>Babbys first shitpost
$6,600 total
$230 in checking
$4,800 in savings after the down payment on my house last September
The rest in various other sub-checking accounts.
3k, and I'm freshman
>>685710413
Thats what allowed me to save so much money. why buy anything else?
>>685709081
isn't this a little bit of a bad measurement of wealth. you might have equity far and above whatever is in your bank account. Ex. payed off car and house/ other investments
>>685711754
Most people are slaves to it, granted, but it's not mandatory. I choose to make money, but money don't make me.
I could stop anytime.....
600 dollars and 1200 dollars in gold plus 900 dollars worth in silver and not counting my randoms that I bought like jewelry from garage sales for gold (people are often really dumb lol) around 800-900 dollars worth of raw silver/gold in the jewelry. 19 years old. I just didn't waste money during my teen years.
10,550 in my safe fuck a bank!
>>685719521
people are dumb as shit when it comes to the price of gold and silver. just look around on the internet and you can find tons of examples of people getting screwed over without knowing shit. Literally all they have to do is google the price of either and figure out how much they have. idiots
$2.13
60.52 checking
4.00 savings
>>685709081
like 800 bucks. i dunno what I'm doing. just got a job that might pay decent a few years down the road. I just wish i had an idea or knew someone with an entrepreneurship opportunity to get involved in.
about $9500 but make that like $8800 after i pay my credit card
-£1800 student overdraft
thanks university
about $30k among my checking, savings, and IRA. I've been unemployed for over 6 months
$.76
>>685720850
Thought you europoors had all that fancy ass free uni and shit?
27 dollars havent been able to find a job and currently staying at a friends house :/
Like 2 grand in savings, a couple grand in my 401k, 300 ish in my primary checking account, something like a grand floating around in small investments.
I need to find a better compensated job though. I should have more set aside in savings and my retirement fund.
1.9k in savings 200 in checking, soon to be nothing after summer and I purchase my next two semester of college. 18, living at home halfway done with associates paying for college out of pocket. I pay for everything but rent rn working two jobs.
60k stocks
140k real estate
8k bank
I have around 7000€ but I own my flat, so it levels out a lot. Only bill to be paid each month.
Feelsgoodman.png
-$256,239
94,521 USD in savings account
About 70,000 in checkings
About 15,000 in stocks
>>685721112
UK is not really Europe. Well, it is when they feel like it.
>>685709081
about 8 grand, feeling pretty poor tbh but i took a year off from work to travel and shit so i guess it was money well spent
>>685710277
If the cash is on the desk, and your desk is at home... how would it ever be an impulse buy?
13k in chequing
12k in savings
33k in TFSA
28k in other savings account
8k in bonds
holy fuck you faggots are poor, no wonder the bank treats me like fucking royalty asking me to sign up for all this fucking shit every time i go in to do something. fuck all i got is like 22 grand but i didnt think that was anything special, after reading you dipshits post i can see why. do you guys even know how saving money works? let me guess, you guys think paying $6.50 for a beer at a bar is 'reasonable', and probably tip the bartender 1 dollar for doing jack fucking shit as well
>>685709081
-3.58
Got $15 in checking and $650 in savings.
Just graduated from HS so I should be able to add some serious money to savings due to grad presents and more hours at work.
I freak out about what I'm gonna do when I'm older, as I haven't always been the best at self-control, but I guess I'm doing alright.
>>685722417
Don't flatter yourself buddy. As long as your credit score isn't 17, everybody gets offers at the bank.
If you do have a credit score of 17, you probably get more.
>>685719521
Didnt waste money....
Invested in jewellery and gold...
Cant beleive how stupid people are....
cant tell if troll?
>>685712428
Then why the hell do you have ahared account? Especially if you arent even married? I've seen so many friends get rekt like this and some of them just don't learn.
>>685709081
$20 : ^ )
>>685722417
Do you also go to day care centres, whip your dick out and compare it with all the four year olds? Then brag about how youre slightly bigger? Youre on 4chan and next time you step outside you'll quickly remember what a pathetic piece of shit you are
$3000
I dont lend money at the low rates banks pay. I have $0 in banks now, have had no bank since 2009, and see no reason to change that now.
over 9000
>>685724120
>>685723260
so explain to me why almost everyone in this thread has less than a grand in their bank account. how the fuck do you faggots live? do you even have jobs? how do you pay for rent
$421.88 in my main account where I put all my paychecks and do all my daily spending.
$2856.61 in my alternate account in which I was given a $5000.00 check by my grandfather to pay for school.
I spent a big chunk of the latter account to pay for a 47" TV, a laptop, and a used car. I put some money back in it, but it's nowhere near its former glory.
Now that I got into my program after a 3 year waiting list, I have to take out a student loan to make sure I have everything covered.
Not too worried though, I'll have a big chunk of money to help me through school while I work part time.
>>685724120
are you implying you are a 4th grader?
>>685724532
paycheck to paycheck nigga.
80% of my paycheck is gone the day I get it.
>>685709081
$1.237mm.
i've done an "ask a millionaire" anything thread a few times. it was fun.
>>685725023
Do you own more than one house?
>>685724967
sounds like a shit way to live nigga. have you thought about moving to a place you can actually afford? seems like common sense to live in a place that doesnt cost 100% of your paycheck
$8300 in checking.
$20,000 in Vanguard VDIGX
$16,000 in Vanguard VTSMX
$3,000 in Vanguard VGTSX
$3,000 in Vanguard VBTLX
>>685724532
All of my pay (and my partners) goes onto the home loan as soon as we get it, live on credit card and redraw to pay it off each month. Keeps interest as low as possible and accrue credit card points. easy.
>>685724967
either get a roommate or move, but you are seriously hurting your future by throwing away all your money on property that you dont own without putting any into savings. not trying to put you down here man, just trying to give you advice. imagine how much money you would have saved up in a savings account in 4 years, if you put away 60% of your paycheck into it every payday.
>>685709081
about 200 in spending money and 2100 in Savings. Doesn't help since I need to pay my 8000 dollar tuition in like three months. So yeah. I'm fucked.
>>685725430
well at least that makes sense, since you ARE preparing for the future by paying off a large asset/investment (your home)
>>685725292
It's not just the rent. I even have a decent paying job. College grad, and have my shit together.
I have taken upon the burden of paying my mothers medical bills. At the moment totaling at over 265k.
Going to have $12.5 soon. Most of it paying off IRS and credit card debt. Feels good/badman
7k. Thinking I should buy a fuck ton of meth before I an hero
>>685709501
>paying for women
>>685725801
Are these bills on going or in collections? If they are not ongoing, let her declare bankruptcy.
224.37
>>685709081
-130
Had around $200,000 last September. Its only $2500 now. Trying to bring more of my money from home country but people who owe me aren't paying.
>>685725691
Exactly. Only debt we have, everything else is paid for. Just under 100k in front atm, deciding whether to build on to the home now, or refinance and pick up an investment property first, as its currently plenty big enough for just the two of us (3br 2 bath)
>>685725866
Good call anon, no better way to spend the money and go out. Dying slowly losing your mind over the course of several years.
>>685726083
On going. Trust me, I have looked into all my options. It really came down to pay her bills or let her die / live on the streets then die.
It's my Mom,dammit.
>>685725801
fuck well thats tough, good luck anon. dont know your specific circumstances but make sure you double check what the insurance companies were supposed to pay, a lot of them like to weasel out of large med bills like that and you have to take em to court to get them to cough up their obligations
$16, poor fag here
Right now about 8k, get paid next week and have my taxes coming soon as well which is another 5k.
>>685725866
Just buy heroin and kill two birds with one stone...so to speak
9800 in savings and 10k in a trust fund
>>685709081
$4.96.
Paying for my pet's surgery and continued medical costs has tapped me out.
>>685726083
>>685726332
what about welfare, medicare (if shes 65 or older)? dammit this is what social security is supposed to be for
>>685725573
>>685726083
>>685726332
And if it makes my situation seem even a little less dire, half of that 20% that I don't give up goes to my retirement. The other half goes to the ganja cause I have to remain sane somehow.
Fuck me
-$175.00
With 20,000 due in medical bills for an ongoing terminal illness. I still have to work my ass off at a shit pay job everyday to live. Just had intense stomache surgery yesterday. Had to work 8 hours later......
Fucking shoot me.
$430,580
>put my house on casino credit
>lost it all in blackjack
>1800Gambling fuck you you worthless helpless fuckers
>>685726493
Good call but no solid heroin contact. Bets opiate I can get my hands on is oxy
A little less than $400. Just spending it on food got me there.
>>685725234
no, i live in nyc. nice penthouse apartment, that's it.
>>685711523
This used to be so me at 19, I was an alcoholic flipping burgers and a smoker. About %50 of my income went into those.
>>685726520
Good for you for helping your pet
>>685709081
>1: $200
>2: $3
>Credit $-5700
>Credit Line $-14,900
I'm in school and don't qualify for government loans so it's all through my bank. I'm pretty scared to be honest.
2,442 because for some reason I don't want to buy anything
>>685726534
She's 44, I'm 23. We tried to apply for medicaid but because she lives with me now, and I make decent money, she didn't get accepted.
>>685726774
That might work if you inject it.
>>685726965
But I have fear of needles. Best rail half a gram. That should do the trick
>>685712199
Man, poor guy. Hope things turn around for you.
I'm a Valet & I have something like 7100 I think. I just paid my tuition from last semester out of my own pocket so I could re-enroll & that was 6k.
>Fucking uni
>kill me
$160,000
21 y/o, 8000 in total, living at parents and recently started working 32hrs a week at a new job. Going to get an appartment soon, pretty happy about life.
>>685726859
He means everything to me, I couldn't not do it.
Found out last week the mass he had removed wasn't cancer, so I don't mind being broke.
I am just grateful he is going to be with me for longer.
3k and a bmw
>>685726927
Your mom gave birth to you at age 11? Are you a nigger?
2,900 in bank
Over 35,000 in safety deposit box
Just checked: 20,511.03
If I change to usd. I have around 40$
>>685727288
Math is hard.
just under £16,000 in one account, about £1800 in the other
$14,342 in my checking and another $2355 in my paypal.
Then $850 in amazon gift cards that I can't decide what to use on.
>>685727288
44-23 = 11?
>>685714380
If you have 17 million and you are afraid of spending any of it, you are doing it way wrong.
Make that money work for you you dumbass and you are guarantted to never work again.
Hell even if I didnt invest, 17 million would be more than enough for a lifetime. If you average it out ~50k/year * 40 working years thats only 2 million, you have about 8 times as much.
Learn to money faggot.
>>685709731
I feel you man
>34$ in my bank account
>no drugs, no crime, fresh out of school young and white
I hate my fucking job
19 y/o
Have 2 accounts
One has ~200
Other has ~250
$700 cash in room
Just bought a new mustang last month that's why I'm poor asf
>>685727212
Dude if you're gonna lie, just fucking go for it. $1,000,000.
>>685724532
to be fair my 800 is after most of my recent bills.
>>685727366
Forgot to mention, I'm 23. I have no debt but that number is everything I have cash wise (I guess I have a couple hundred dollars in another account that I haven't emptied form when I switched banks). No other savings account etc.
I've been working at relatively low wages for a start up hoping to hit it big for the past three years. I'm planning on leaving for a better paying job with real benefits in a few months so hopefully that'll get better.
-3 766,03
I dont know where i'm gonna sleep
$20,000 at age 20, 2 more years of until I finish my engineering degree
>>685726332
Hey bud good job. I'm in a similar situation and a lot of people just don't understand. I hope my children do the same if needed.
>>685727894
Not the guy you're replying to, but I make like a meager 2kish a month. My rent and bills combined in my shitty little apartment with my roommate is only 300 max for my half.
>A good roomie will save you fucking loads m8
>>685709081
about $800 in checking, $26k in savings and about $80k in retirement
$83 soon to be 0, poorfag checking in.
>>685727991
Lol, money your parents gave you doesn't count anon
45 000$ savings
4500$ for use
I earn only 4800$ a month
Congratulations faggots we are above the average. 6/9 people couldn't come up with 500 dollars for a car repairs if they needed it to keep their job
>>685709081
8900€
Grandparents are sick and wanted to make us happy before they leave this beautiful world.
>>685709081
$65,000
Been saving for 4 years working at a fishing processing plant in alaska
>>685728231
Man, poor guy. ONLY $4800/mo. You using a library computer or free McDonald's Wi-Fi then to post here?
>>685728249
Thanks Obama!!!
$2000 savings, uni.
>>685713517
No, for me I fucking hate it.
Money is almost to me sentimental in a way. I hate it so much, because even when I want to buy some parts or something, I can't bear to part with my money for some reason.
>>685728249
Life isn't easy anon, I have like 10k+ in my bank account and I'm 22.
However, there was a time in my earlier twenties when I literally had $4 & some change in my bank account and I was two months behind on rent.
It's tough out there anons, just don't give up
25 years old
9k savings, 9k checking, 2k retirement
-parents paid almost all of college
-400 credit card
Living at parents house trying to save for a house down payment
>>685728316
>Grandparents are sick
>Beautiful world
>>685728563
>jewish cuck detected
>>685709081
Been sitting at about 2k for a couple months now, doesn't go any further than that.
>>685709780
Damn, what is that in real money? Like $12?
We should start donating to you
>>685709081
about 17441 usd (145 000 nok)
>>685726911
I hope you're a lawyer, doctor or a solid white collar and not a libfag major. Otherwise you're probably going to be in perpetual debt.
$50 in bank account
$3 in wallet
all money goes to pay bills, no money to waste on hookers or beer makes me sad
>>685728434
I'm an eurofag, and according to TV-series life is great in America, and people=rich.
I swear this is the only site that shows me a new fetish.
>>685709081
Circa 100k$.
$19,900 on my savings/emergency/dontfuckintouchunlessyourabouttodie account. 300 more incoming.
I have a small online store/business type shit going on i make 1400-2000~ monthly on profit. My expenses go around 700 on necesary shit (food,gas,etc) lets say 300 on going out with gf once or twice a week. Just, fuckin JUST Moved out of my house and started living with my gf, wish i did it before. I would have more money and I would be more stable.
10k Credit Card, owing 1800~, pretty sure ill pay it in 2 weeks, hopefully.
200~cash and 300 on my business account. Everything I pay or spend, goes out of my small business.
So i guess im good?
>>685729790
Have fun with the Muslim invasion, fegoot. I'll pray for you to not get bombed.
$550k in the bank plus 3 properties
>>685729920
>online business
>buy necessary shit
>gas
>online business
>online
>gas
Unless you're gassing Jews pick one...online or you're driving and it's not online
>>685729790
Only if trump becomes president
>>685722417
>tip $1
>thinks it's a lot
if you don't have the money to spend, then don't go poorfag
>>685709081
11k in my US bank account. little over 60k in my Swiss acc, which I cant bring here cuz that's black money. I am also a nigga.
My numbers are all red OP.
Student Loans: 45k
Credit Cards: 10k
Car Payment: 10k
>Pure autism
>>685726927
thats bullshit, fuck that is a perfect example of the system failing. meanwhile illegal mexicans waltz in and get free fucking healthcare no questions asked
like 3 cents, an unopened lolipop, and a copy of sonic the hedgehog.
>>685731261
>bartender reaches into fridge behind bar, pulls out bottle, uncaps it and hands it to you
>your faggot ass gives him 1 dollar for his troubles
i have the money to spend, im just not going to dish it out to some faggot for doing his job
>>685709081
Round 1300
>>685732884
Had to talk a friend out of tipping on that the other day. It's fucking rediculous.
>>685726034
>having a women
>>685710646
Jeez man. How did you accrue so much debt?
>>685732884
>alternatively, bartender grabs empty glass on counter, walks 1 step to the right, pulls tap handle and fills your glass, then gives it to you. this is naturally after having you wait 5 minutes while he serves some bitches first
i never give tips at a bar when just buying a straight beverage that required no work to serve. if a bartender doesnt like it, fuck his sense of entitlement and fuck you little faggots for encouraging it
maybe 1400? but my 401k is up over 100k and I'm 28 so i think that is doing alright. Not sure about savings since I never look at it.
>>685733256
sounds like he went to school
0€
welfare day soon. got enough food.
everything ok
>>685721135
Hang in there man. It will get better. Don't give up.
Six hunnit fiddy
$1,500 in checking
$3,000 in savings
I've been selling weed for the last 20 years so I've got about $100,000 in cash.
The accounts are for my bills and shit.
The cash I use for what ever stupid shit I want.
I don't have a bank account. Instead I have a collection agency on my ass trying to collect on the ~$500 overdraft it was closed out over.
>>685726648
Sorry anon. Amerifag?
>>685709081
740$ literally about to be homeless in NYC. Not really looking forward to this... at all.
>>685735621
read an article once how professional panhandlers in NY make like 80K a year because of retarded millenials who hand out their earnings like candy
>>685715829
Yep can attest to that only have 7k GBP left after deposit for mortgage, taking 2 years off, and starting a family. Hey ho were comfy but you get fuck all for your money in the UK thanks to bullshit liberal / socialist views and high taxes. Fuck this shithole country.
>>685734254
jesus.
>>685709081
just over 2k but rent is due soon. I'm trying to live frugally since I don't even do anything.
>>685727718
>mustang
>19 y/o
checks out.
>>685736780
Most bums I see look like the only thing they know how to do well is stay high and scream at telephone booths. I'm a little skeptical of the 80 thousand a year thing.
>>685736879
You took 2 years off and now you are low on funds? That's weird. It's totally the country's fault.
13.000.000.000.000 and soon to be 0 because I'll buy the new limited copy of half life 3
>>685737711
The high tax rate is the Govs fault you dumb cunt. My taking 2 years off doesn't impact tax rates. I could afford to take the time off so I did but with a ~40% income tax rate plus national insurance almost 50% is gone to the gov from my previous wage. The UK is a right shithole to say how much we're taxed.
>>685738254
It gets worse, the harder you work the more you're taxed for it. Next payrise my Mrs gets will put her up a tax bracket so will come away worse off given the time investment - fucking socialists for ya
I think after I bought my chest protector for hockey I have about $3,100
- 10 euros
>>685710413
Man i wish i could have $0 and not feel nauseous to the point of almost throwing up.
Now i can't have any less than 3k without having a panic attack.
£52,000 soon to be about £50,000 because of fucking bills :-(
PNCFag here
about 800 in my spend which is all i care about / pretend I have.
Spend + Reserve + Growth = $4000
$750,000, all from drugs. God bless.
~£2800, business as usual.
between 1.2k and 2k idfk
Exactly $0.23.
>>685709081
$1.44
Got about $80 cash, just went to a rave and blew a few hundred
>>685738506
>>685738254
I don't think it works quite like that - you're taxed 20% on anything over 11k to 42k and anything over 42k is 40% and 50% for earning over 150k.
Like $6 some in my bank account and $2 in my wallet, just got home from college a couple weeks ago and haven't started my summer job yet. Shit sucks.
>>685739424
Teach me
>>685738506
>>>685738254
>It gets worse, the harder you work the more you're taxed for it. Next payrise my Mrs gets will put her up a tax bracket so will come away worse off given the time investment - fucking socialists for ya
You have no idea how the tax system works
>>685709081
950ish
>>685709081
>9000 GBP sterling
not a joke
Savings, $73,000. I blackmailed my cousins because I hate them and I'm greedy af. and I'm only 19. I shan't say anything else.
>>685740730
Hush money from the Catholic Church?
>>685740718
I should add, this is from UK welfare, i have been unemployed for five years and save like a motherfucker
>>685727235
this was me 6 months ago then I tried to get my own apartment in SoCal and now am down to $1500 fml living by myself is cool but money is better
About $3.
Roughly $3 300.00 in debt on my credit card.
>>685711607
The only correct answer.
>>685709081
$28,387.35 across checking and savings. Plenty more invested. Hardly earned a dime of it, but that's what happens when your dad dies 5 days after retirement.
>>685709081
16 spending money
0 savings
410 rent money
14,610 house saving money
Don't cry for me /b/ payday tomorrow
>>685709081
i'm proud to have $0.00. i bought 7 $0.68 diet colas from walmart and it was exactly $4.76 which is what i had until wednesday.
>>685709081
in my personal bank account right now there is $10.59 australian dollars, however im a fucking 17 year old pleb that lives with my parents so they own all my money
>>685741190
thats not too ideal
>>685709081
$7.6k AUSfag in ACC atm
But have spent Over $11k in the last years
>Car $7k
>Computer $2.6k
>Music Gear $1700
Live with parents so only pay phone bill & my own food, (& weed) Haven't borrowed money since I turned 15. (22 now)
Life's alright
>>685721714
why so much wasting away in accounts and so little invested? Even if you're paranoid about the market, at least put that shit in CDs or something
$335
>>685709081
Just ordered some shit online, but it's usually never over $40
>>685737621
>>685737621
>>685737621
http://www.ibtimes.com/how-much-do-panhandlers-make-new-york-city-homeless-man-earns-200-hour-sitting-2181312
http://nypost.com/2015/11/11/this-bum-boasts-he-makes-200-an-hour-panhandling/
>“People are more generous because I have a dog, 100 percent. They throw me a dollar and say, ‘That’s for the dog,’ ’’
>There are other spots where people get hundred-dollar bills. I could go over to Fifth Avenue and make $150 before lunch,’’ said the man, 36, who gave only his first name, Daniel. “But I don’t want to deal with the hassle,’’ he said. “There’s people that bully you to get out of the good spots.’’
http://www.inquisitr.com/2560601/will-andersen-professional-bum-admits-to-making-200-an-hour-panhandling/
>Will Andersen, a 43-year-old former theater stagehand, does nothing but sit on the sidewalk outside of Grand Central Terminal in New York City with his empty hands upturned and held out to kind-hearted strangers. Doing so earns the professional panhandler upwards of $200 an hour.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/shane-warren-speegle-says_n_1694577.html
>No soup kitchen for this beggar. Shane Warren Speegle told Oklahoma City police he made $60,000 panhandling last year.
“Why would I go get a job?” he said to an officer who approached him earlier this month
about 28K.
Just put 11K deposit down on a house, and soon to be another 17K toward a loan for said house.
>>685709081
108 in checking and 300 in a wad in my room. starting a car fund.
>>685739829
someone makes 42k a year pays 8400 in taxes
someone makes 43k a year pays 17200 in taxes
does that really seem fair to you faggots.
everyone should get taxed the same god damn rate, that is the only fucking tax that would be fair
>>685743525
Including those under the Tax Free Threshold?
>>685732884
>>685743503
whereabouts do you keep it in your room?
>>685743629
why the fuck not? you have a situation today where half of america doesnt pay fucking income tax. the tax rate would be lower for everybody if everybody pitched in a little bit. the middle class wouldnt be so fucked over
>>685724372
imagine in 100 years people like Jacob Rothschild are probably the only ones able to afford immortality and will be able to live forever, ruling from the shadows
>>685709081
Zero. Don't have bank account. I owed 90k in hospital bills. Survived cancer.
>>>>685743846
I'm an Ausfag, but the Tax Free Threshold here is about 18,200. How anyone can live on that, I have no idea. What could they actually afford to pay in Tax? No idea.
I really don't think it's as simple as taxing everyone an equal amount.
That's assuming, of course, you can get everyone to pay tax.
>>685744399
>We cured your cancer. Saved your life.
>Now give us your life's savings.
One million dollars!
>>685744517
this is why the government forces cancer on everyone in the water and these threads
>>685744409
people making that much are most likely also getting government benefits/subsidys anyway, so their income goes further because they qualify for 100/month gov housing, etc. a person making 18,200 could afford a flat 5% tax rate
70K student loan debt with 11% interest rate, plus 15% wage garnishment. needless to say I've contemplated suicide because of my financial situation lol.
>>685744517
Top kek.
I'm handicapped now.
Haven't tried to get benefits yet.
