Hey /b/
Currently hiding under someone's bed. They are listening to music right now. I'm on my phone.
Got anything to pass the time, they don't go to bed for another couple hours.
bump
>>685708308
Who's bed are you hiding under?
Mind telling us why?
and why
>>685708558
I don't know actually. They left their window open. Weird room setup. It's below ground, sort of. Anyway, no screen on this window. Just climbed in and under the bed.
>>685708753
Be careful, bub. Don't fuck with them.
>>685708308
Pic and timestamp of being under a bed
pic coming soon
>>685708909
timestamp with what dummy
>>685709137
Your fucking hand, write with blood
>>685708753
have fun in jail faggot better be quiet.
How do you know what time they go to bed if you don't know whose room it is?
C monnnn
>>685709279
From what I've seen of her, she's like 12. Couple hours, I'm betting on it.
your gonna come out and there gonna wake up
>>685709673
Take a pic of your hand doing a peace sign in that same place
>>685709673
Kek she's gonna have PTSD
>>685709782
That's what the pencil is for
Omg it's real
>>685709673
if you get caught you're fucked if she's actually 12
>>685709673
Reported you to fbi
Have fun getting raped in prison
>>685710051
>implying that's not underneath OP's bed
>mfw it's my bed he's under
>>685709673
Why the fuck are you even in their.
1.are you a poor fag that was looking to steal shit
2.pedofile that's about to ruin this little girls life and mental well-being.
3.Edgy faggot who saw an open window and decided to get an adrenaline rush
If this is real I like you OP.
Whats the escape plan though?
I got chubby sausage fingers tho
explain why you have time sir
>>685710410
inb4 op's just an attention whoring faggot and this is bait.
>>685710515
Holy fucking shit G
>>685710515
Holy fuck op delivers timestamp
>>685710410
3
The escape plan is when I hear snoring I put on my hood and run. I heard her close the window so I gotta pull some Sam Fisher shit
Peak phone over the edge of the bed and take a selfie photo of the person on the bed
Bumping this right now
>>685710596
>>685710620
Holy fucking shit that's his bed
>>685710515
kek your fat and your breaking and entering, good luck in the anal slammer.
>>685710544
phone
>>685710515
must be a niggers room. holy fuck, how much does an outlet cover cost? 86 cents?
oh its so hard to take a pic under your own bed these days huh
Guys he could just be under his bed
>>685710750
Bingo
This bitch is listening to Nicki Minaj at deafening volumes.
You're fucked. Just kill her and run. If her parents are home you're ultra fucked. How old are you OP?
>>685708753
Why are you even under someone's bed?
>>685710515
Post a pic of you with the tip of your thumb touching the tip of your index finger
>>685710688
oh fuck op u better be fast
OP you should poke her from underneath the bed so that when she looks under you can grab her and pull her in
>>685710944
I thought it would be funny to go in real quick, take a pic and leave.
My buddy Matt was just outside and when he saw the door opening he ran. Now I'm all alone, trying to text him and figure this shit out. Thank god for her listening to that nigger punk or else I'd be fucked.
dubs say meow like a cat, document results.
>>685711043
him doing a different hand pose doesn't prove that it's not his own bed he's hiding under you dumb fuck
>>685710876
17
Do you think I can try covering her mouth, forcing her down, tying her up (might need to use her own clothes if nothing's around) and gag her so I can escape? I'll use a pantymask.
This is already my second time doing some shit like this, and it won't be my last.
>>685711163
Take a pic w/ your middle finger out.
>>685710688
How many 12 y/o's do you know that fucking snore?
I wouldn't be surprised if she could hear your wheezing you fat fuck.
>>685711163
bullshit. post text convo.
Just jump out, tell her if she screams youll fucking kill her, and run away. Cops wont believe a stupid nigger 12 year old
>>685711226
But it'll eliminate the possibility that he is just a shitlord reposting old content.
>>685710689
Dubs roll and confirm
>>685710515
inb4 op is actually a catholic priest come to perform an exorcism on the 12 year olds virginity.
Post a timestamp of her tied up then
She'll get up to use the bathroom eventually, that's your opening, OP.
Shouldn't be too difficult given she doesn't exist and you're shitposting from under your own bed.
>>685711163
Vocarro
>>685710944
All these years on /b/ ... didn't even think that until you mentioned it. I'm sure there's a story behind it, but it will fundamentally come down to OP being some kind of perv. Mark my words.
This read will help pass some time
>>685711163
Text him to knock on their door loud as fuck and make up a situation that might get the girl to come out. Threaten to tell police if not.
>>685711262
MODS!
Also no. Just stay there until like 12 and leave. If you're actually 17 they'll probably go easy on you if you get caught.
Where is it OP?
call a friend to the address and make him knock the door and then get out
If dubs jerk off under there and leave a cum stain
>>685711555
TRIPS SPEAKS
>>685711555
OH SHIT
>>685711555
not dubs
>>685711555
Holy fuck
>>685708753
Kek
>>685710876
real OP here. 55
>>685711555
Nigger got a full house
>>685711555
shall it be so
>>685711555
You must OP.
>>685708753
Well... Everyone check under your beds now...
>>685708308
if caught pretend you woke up from a drug induced trip
sneaky sneak your way out the front door at night
and cover your hands so that they cant get your prints after you leave assuming you get caught
Pls be real. I want to relieve my boredom with OPs life being ruined
>>685711742
futon masterrace here
>>685711262
This isn't OP. I'm 36 and she's getting up wtf do I do, I think she heard me.
>>685711555
there's no harm in this OP. cum under bed with peacestamp
>>685711555
Op.. fuckin checkem
>>685711742
I'm an adult there is no under the bed it's just two mattresses on the floor
Lowkey punch the girl into submission till she forgets you were even there
>>685711862
Call 911 on urself
>>685711862
An hero op
>>685711504
Either that or the girl's dad will shoot him.
>>685711877
dubs dubs dubs
>>685711970
Roll
>>685711862
yo focus dude. trips demand you blow a nard under the bed before this lil bitch catches wise
>>685708308
The 'someone' is you, and you're just talking about what time you plan to go to sleep at tonight.
>>685711555
Think about it op.. might as well shoot a load while u wait right?
post a pic of their feet
>>685711742
apartment master race and the opening in my bed can't even fit me 155Ibs 5'9 let alone chubster
Is she alone? Order pizza to her adress and when she checks bolt.
>>685711862
op even if your going down don't forget to document it
>>685711877
I'M NOT DOING THAT.
>>685711514
Matt is pussying out, telling me to "figure it out"
>this thread
>>685709673
Have fun in hail
>>685711862
Are you retarded nigger?
This is why I have dogs. And weapons.
>>685711970
rollerino
>>685712099
THIS OP
>>685712111
op got trips he has to do it.
>>685712085
now we're cooking with fire
>>685712111
post a pic of their feet from under the bed
>>685709920
Pretty think, strong dick
Ask her if she ever wants to see her dad again, then stop talking for a while and facepalm.
If she asks what, say nevermind. If you ever want to live a good, honest li-
Keep doing this until she is offended to an extent you can barely imagine.
>>685712099
You have to talk to do that though
>>685712111
You faggot, dont roll trips on me. Take a pic of your dick poking the carpet, take a piss at least
>>685712111
You won't get in trouble for jerking off under your own bed faggot.
>>685711555
Fucking checked
>>685712070
>>685712213
We got a newfag
>>685708308
OP are you multilingual?
>>685711862
Tell your homie to knock on the door or make a commotion so she leaves the room
Then jet nigger!!
Or wait for a creep shot like this then jet!!
>>685712286
wait good idea. I can order online. It will take 20 minutes but guys, I can escape. I think she might be home alone, not sure. If this doesn't work I can at least run out if her dad won't shoot me
>>685712167
Those tabs anon they made me cry laughing.
>>685712213
Summerfag
>>685712099
Assuming he knows the address this could be a good idea.
>>685712286
You can use the website.
>>685708308
Post the address you're at and maybe some anon can come help
>>685708308
This thread is fucking cancer GTFO bait king
>>685712501
I think he would know the address to his own house.
>>685712501
google maps works wonders
>>685711862
look you are facing the possibility of years in prison. if you get caught calmly explain to her that you are a sex offender and here to kill her. that should make her feel better.
codename: (bed thread) if this gets 404d
>>685712510
I know the address I think.
/b/, YOU ARE MY SAVIORS.
>>685712462
>>685711862
I'm confused, so you have a 12 year old girl hiding under your bed and you have no idea who she is or why she is under your bed. Also you are 36 years old? If you want my advice I'd suggest asking her what happened, maybe she ran away from home. You should honestly call the police and explain the situation, if you don't do something people might label you a pedophilia or some shit. But who knows what her story is, maybe her parents were abuse or some shit. Either way I'd get the police involved, it's not like you are doing anything wrong by calling the police.
I mean, you did nothing wrong. Some fucking 12 year old girl barged into your room and took refuge under your bed, that isn't your fault. You don't even know who she fucking is, let the police come deal with her.
>>685711555
There's already a cumstain under the bed, and he started this thread.
>>685712437
Best of luck to you anon
>lurking in a lurker thread
I can't yet tell how fake and gay this is
Bust a quick load to assert your dominance and mark your territory
>>685710688
I would try to get out quietly.if she wakes up youl know.thats when you run.head for the woods.cops are to lazy to chase you there
>>685712655
Reading comprehension < 0
>>685712655
the summer is strong in this one
>>685712655
nO, I'M UNDER HER BED
>>685712655
No she's under her bed and OP heard HER
He thought the house was abandoned, it was supposed to be delomished.
>>685712437
her dad prob has guns in a safe so you have time to bolt but who fuckin knows. I live in Canada and my dad used to have loaded guns leaning on our kitchen fucking table literally coulda an hero'd or killed my family if i had the mind to.
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>>685712614
Hope you sll like the slammer
Op hurry up and make an ass out of yourself . I have work in the morning
>>685712655
Are you retarded? He's under the bed.
>>685712655
How much autism are you on
>>685712812
Didn't know that 'reading comprehension' had a numeric value.
JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK. also something interesting? somebody please screencap if it actually does get decent.
>>685708308
video yourself escaping
>>685708753
>below ground
>window
Kek. I get what you meant, OP, but I just had to.
>>685712213
that newfag regret
>>685712874
Pussy detected
>>685712943
Topkek
>>685712655
Can you read faggot?
>>685712943
ayy lmao
>>685712881
Grade A fagtron 9000 here :^)
Sexy teen stripped to lingerie tied spread eagle in shower groped molested breastropes crotchrope
>>685712655
You're retarded right?
Right?
Lift up the bed from underneath and slam her into the door. She'll be too dazed to catch you whenever you make your escape.
>>685712940
It's a weird setup. It's like half below ground
Also guys, escape route
>>685712881
Thanks newfriend
>>685712881
Dont worry, the fegget used internet explorer so nothing happend
>>685713133
Fuck this is not Hentai ,., On ,., Nimp ,., Org
Maybe it's because it was reported for loli and someone actually thought that shit was illegal so it redirected or whatever
Op, post a recording if the music she's listening too on vacroo!!
>>685712881
I know you purposely chose IE and opened all those gay tab, but why do you have to be such a faggot?
>IE
>9FAG
>le reddit army
>/mlp/
>male feminism
>bing
>>685713250
GO GO GO GO
>>685712655
I would honestly believe that this was copypasta if it didn't specifically apply to this thread.
FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF OP. I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP POSTING PICTURES TO MAKE US BELIEVE YOU. JUST LET ME HAVE IT THIS ONCE, LET ME BELIEVE. FUCKING CUCK NIGGER FAGGOT!
>>685709673
mfw I thought it could be me for a moment so I said
"bro u under my bed? the fuck u doing"
How'd you take that picture?
Op is currently stroking his rancid dick to all the attention his bait thread has gotten.
I feel like once you've lurked /b/ while lurking under a child's bed you're officially an oldfag. No need to lurk moar
>>685713292
This
Probably b8 but time will tell
>>685713409
what
>>685713344
>nothing is what dont impossible are let yesterday you your you said you dreams tomorrow just waiting be doit for? dreams
Wat.
>>685712872
>Delomished
>>685713344
Nothing is what don't impossible are let yesterday you your dreams you said waiting be tomorrow do it for dreams?
I want it to be real so badly.
>>685713652
found the newfag
>>685708308
>be 12
>hear noise under my bed
>call dad so he looks for monsters under my bed
>dad finds OP
>???
>profit
>>685712932
Do this, OP!
>>685713652
>Actually spelling things correctly
>kys
>>685713672
see
>>685713553
and realize how unoriginal and unfunny both of you are
>>685708308
OP we need a pic of her
GUYS I HEARD A RING.
EXTRA CHEESE PIZZA HAS ARRIVED AT THE DOOR I THINK TIME TO GO
>>>685712872 (You)
>>Delomished
>>685713789
Yo OP try and get a pic of the girl
Bumping the shit out of this thread. Need more photos
>>685713780
Roll roll roll
And take a quick shot of kid behind for proof!
>>685713553
You're supposed to read the white text and the black text separately. Pretty fucking gay; it's even worse than how weebs format text in their mangos.
>>685713820
lmao
YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE THREAD
GO
>>685713822
I got a photo of pant leg when she got up to change
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>>685713762
I am become daeht serderty of words
>>685713888
trips you gotta do it
>>685713820
Hahahahahahahahahahababaha kek xD
>>685713888
I win do eeeet
>>685712723
underrated
Fake ass thread is fake
think OP got his ass caught by now?
>>685713956
Yo we want some more pics op just take random pics and post them
>>685713250
Alright OP I over believing this... No 12 y/o has THAT plain of a room.
>>685713952
kek, this
>>685714022
probably
>>685713956
post it
>>685713952
Get out faggot. We're trying to so if op is a faggot or not
LOLOL does anyone else read the tabs that people are on with the screenshots XD
>>685714000
Withneshde
>>685713912
Ok okay so its..
nothing is dont impossible let your dreams be dreams doit what are yesterday you you said witing tomorrow just for?
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>>685713356
LOL! I was only pretending to be autistic, you fell for obvious bait. Way to go summer fags, can't believe you guys replied to obvious bait.
>>685713957
Haha :p
>>685714049
Poor people exist, man.
>>685714000
No fucking way you got double trips
>>685713764
enjoy your b7 underaged faggot
>>685714101
OP WE NEED SOME MORE PICS
>>685713956
Vacroo recording
>>685713762
BOY IT SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE
>>685714196
Also op when thread 404s make a new one
>>685713855
I'm not opposed nigger
>>685713764
fucking lost
Any idea if local school is already out or not OP? If so wait for her to leave for school tomorrow just to be safe
>>685713762
OH BOY SUMMER IS COMING EARLY THIS YEAR
>>685714256
BOY IT SURE IS FUCKING RETARDED IN HERE
wait for the girl to fall asleep and then cum on her ass
check em
The unrelated comments are better than the main thread
>>685713762
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SUMMER ALREADY
>>685714296
Then follow her and sandy hook everyone but her and ask her if she wants to be cool
Then peepee in both of her buthoels
MOAR PICS OR GTFO
>>685714099
IKR
How do I upvote on this subreddit?
>>685713762
Fucking fag
What is he planning on doing?
>>685714165
I've never gotten trips before I'm so happy.
>>685714107
don't pretend like you meant it, you are a just a dumb faggot
freedom guys. Battery at 7%, holy fuck I did it.
Last photo I could snap.
Almost did video but that bitch shood the pizza guy real quick
night /b/
>vocaroo when
>>685714164
Low-income area would explain why OP is acting like a faggot.
It's officially declared bait. Go to sleep fags OP is gone. I guess if I want attention I'll get under my bed and say the same shit and you'll all bite.
>>685714508
OP HASNT WROTE anything in a while he could've gotten caught
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>>685714415
Kys samefag cancer
>>685714107
>>685714164
>tfw never had a power rangers room
Nine inch nails - Closer on repeat for hours.
>>685714542
Fag
>>685714542
YEEEEESSS CONGRATS ON FREEDOM MAN
>>685714542
praise be
>>685714542
Write crepey stuff in wieht peppeeey on his wdinow
>>685714542
I'm pretty sure this was B8 kek
>>685714542
fuck you OP
>>685711463
This. This is what need to happen. Or like, order a pizza online to their house and that'll make them get up.
>>685713952
Holy fucking shit this
>>685714542
I hope this is real because I may have just saved a guy from being arrested for BnE.
>>685714542
OP is really under his sister's bed being an edgy fag
OP take pic of outside of house. If you don't deliver this thread is fake. Also check em
>>685714807
This
even if it is fake it's still funny come on guys
>>685714461
Hit the maymay arrow
>>685708308
>>685714542
Real asshat open.
>No time stamp
>No proof
>ruining my night because I wanted to believe
FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF CHILD LABIA FUCKING HOMO GRAND MASTER NIGGER!!!
OP OP OP
see if you can get a picture of the front door
>>685714807
see
>>685714542
>battery at 7%
OP is gone bro
>>685715002
Gone back inside his own house
anyone cap this?
>>685710700
lol, this is my assumption as well. He's under his own bed.
>>685714807
Rell
>>685712167
Santa cuck porn..
You're pathetic.
OP here you all got fucking hook line and sinker'd have a nice night /b/ you fucking gullible retards
>>685715002
>7%
>only lasts 5 minutes
>>685715096
fuck that
maybe when proof is given
OP got out from under his bed to plug his phone in to fap on Xvideos and closed out of this thread. He wanted attention and got enough and is now rubbing one out like a champ. Wel done OP. We'll see you next time.
>>685715181
proof
>>685715181
FUCK YOU OP
>>685714895
Fuck off op
>>685715330
I doubt that's OP
>>685711118
I second this movement
>>685714807
checked
>>685715181
I WILL FUCKING END YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR DECENDANTS GET CUCKED FOR ETERNITY AND END UP HAVING SHITTY CHILDREN WITH SHITTY BROWN SKINNED MUDSLIMS. THEY WILL BE CUCKED, YOU WILL BE CUCKED. FUCKING NO GOODNICK FAGGOT!!!
>mfw everyone is pretending to be OP
>mfw @ everyone who didn't realize this is b8
>>685714542
I knew you could do it Op
>>685715414
OP here I'll take a pic outside her house
>>685715528
>mfw no face
>>685715590
cum on her window
when you get back, take a timestamp. Even if you gotta start a new thread to do it.
>>685714638
Trevor?
>>685715590
not even OP thread fake as fuck
>>685715445
>NO GOODNICK
Someone used to read user friendly
It's me OP.
I ran like a nigger back home.On my PC finally.
That was a close call eh /b/ros?
>>685715730
Holy shit OP this might be real
SHIT GUYS A CAR PULLED UP BY ME SND THEYRE FOLLOWING ME IM HIDING BEHIND SOMEONES HOUSE A FEW BLOCKS DOWN FUCK
>>685716080
t-ime-st-a-mp
>>685716300
Hide under someone else's bed. Reverse psychology.
>>685716300
OP, take your peepee and piss directly below yourself to propel yourself upward and away
>>685716300
>>685716080
????????
>>685716300
>obvious b8
>>685713245
kek'd
OP get a trip so we can distinguish you from the massive waves of fags
>>685716596
I rAn to another neighborhood I can't go back to my house it's only a few houses down from the first house I was in and there are cops I can see the lights from where I am fuck help me out guys what the fujk do i do
Ok guys timestamp done.
Everyone else pretending to be me, kek. I'm home now, not running around the bushes like a dumbass nigger.
Learned a hard lesson today: don't be a fucking downy fuck.
I know a lot of people call fake but you try escaping from under a bed trying to breathe quietly, getting pizza guys to come over and then escape with the perfect evidence, holy fuck gois
>>685713141
Commence to jiggling
1. get back under her bed
2. Leave many cummies
3. An hero or begin screeching like ur riding a gorilla
4. ???
5. profit
>>685717151
Post proof that you're op.
>>685717151
How does this prove you're op
>>685717151
post tanned sausage fingers plus timestamp then we'll really know.
>>685717151
Post hands as proof
recognize these sausage fingers?
