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So I just ordered one of these /b

What do you think? Pathetic, or awesome?
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>>685696921
Well it's really fucking ugly, so I'd say pathetic.
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>>685697069

Only 2 face options. Not the best I agree, but teh body is unreal.
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>>685696921
To be honest I'm curious in how it would feel like but I'm not pathetic enough to actually buy one
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>>685697390
A poster last niight said If jerking off is a 1
and a fleshlight is a 3
and a real girl is a 10

Its about an 8

So I said fuckit i'm getting one.
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>>685696921
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>>685696921
how much does it cost?
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>>685696921
whats it called?
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>>685698659

$899 (plus shipping form chingchongchina)

Its only 100cm by the the way.

>>685698758

DS Doll Mini "Eva"
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>>685696921
How tall is she?
Lokks like your fuking a loli
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>>685698954
>Chingchongchina
KEK
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>>685698954
nice.. kinda interested. costly through. still not as much as the real thing
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>>685696921
pathetic, should have gotten a decent quality doll.
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>>685698954
I wouldn't pay 900 bucks to be lonely
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>>685699166

I'd spend that in 2 weekends fucking college girls off Craigslist so fuckit.

>>685699122

100CM Very loli sized.

Bigger ones are way more money.
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>>685698954
>$899
kekekekkekekeke faggot
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>>685696921
Congrats! Be careful with the plastic skeleton. Don't put all your weight on her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYO6e2VVrtw
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>>685699236

pretty sure loneliness is there beforehand.
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>>685696921
It's pretty pathetic tbqh. That feel when you have to hide it if anyone ever comes over. However, it would be amazing for pranks, put it in clothes and hang it behind doors with a noose around halloween. Tons of opportunities to scare the living shit out of people with it, so for that I would say it's worth it. For fucking, just stick with your hand or get a small pocket pussy, not a human sized one for the love of fuck.
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>>685696921
I think she's pretty.......
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>>685699510
thank mr skeltal
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>>685697219
I like the nips and snatch

How does it feel?
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guess whos gotta drag the squeeky bitch into the shitter and clean it
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>>685699510

That was pretty aweosme to watch.

Good tip.

Do you have one?
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what is your job? that was a expensive one
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where do you hide that fucked up shit when your mom visits
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I want a replica of the girl I've had a crush on since middle school. Until that is possible or i chicken out of my rape plan then its not worth my time.
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>>685698954
>$899

You couldve fucked 9 chicks from backpage for that. How hideous looking are you, dude?
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>>685696921
both anon
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>>685700202
I got a DS-DollSweet 145- with their Ling head wearing glasses.
Best purchase I made in my entire life.
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>>685696921
I'm going to rape your dog
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>>685699645

Its not human sized. Only 100 cm... loli sized.

I have to hide guns, drugs and fake IDs, whats one more thing. Plus as you can imagine I don't get much company.

>>685699883

Me too.. Not sure yet, i'll let you know in 3 weeks when it arrives. All reports are pretty damn good tho.
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>>685696921
Is it warm?
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>>685700352

I do fuck randoms on CL. This is just for fun.

>>685700401

Nice. I'd love a 145- If this one is as good as I hope I may get one. A more normal size would be nice. That is high praise though, thanks for posting.
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>>685700594
No, you warm them with a heating blanket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxtORt5QxHc
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>>685700594

You stick a onahole warmer in her for 5 minutes and it is. That and wrap in in an electric blanket.
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>>685700487
still big enough to prank someone with for sure.

>>685699510
creepiest shit i've seen in a while
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>not just adopting a little girl
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>>685696921
do whatever the fuck you want
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>>685700960
what
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>>685699594
But loneliness is free!
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>>685700759
Sure thing doll bro. Be careful with dark colored clothing and sheets. Sometimes the silicone can get stained by the dye in fabric.Wash all fabrics well before they touch the doll. Also, best to use light colored clothes and blankets.
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>>685698954
could of gotten a doll like this for that kind of money
you fucked up
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what are you going to tell your parents when they find it. you said it was the size of a child.
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>>685701310
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>>685701369
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>>685697219
>teh body is unreal.
That's because it's plastic.
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>>685701353
It's 'compact' for storage.
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Why not just get one of these
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Bags of sand?
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>>685701442
>>685701369
>>685701310
That ain't worth 900 either.
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>>685700308
>my rape plan
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>>685700487
post pic with dick in for scale
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>>685701310
>>685701369
>>685701442

That is made out of TPE. Cute doll for sure, but longevity may be an issue. Stains easier for sure. Platinum silicone is best.
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i bet the doll wants to kill itself
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I'm not sure why everyone is taking the opportunity to call this guy lonely. I mean shit if I had the money I'd get one. You can at least admit that you'd try fucking this thing and it would be enjoyable. Maybe 900 is chump change to this guy. I think the majority of you guys are like "damn I'd fuck the shit out of that doll, wish I had that shit damn dawg, he's doing good."
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>>685701271

Good tip. Is it true if you baby powder the silicone is keeps lint off and feels more real?

>>685701353

My parents are both dead, and I live alone. Not really an issue.

>>685701310

Most of the small ones all have ridiculously disproportionate boobs. Just look stupid to me. Nice face tho.
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>>685701200
Walt Whitman checks
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>>685701467
kek
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>>685701577
True. If $900 is nothing to you and you got a place to hide her, why not give it a try?
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>>685696921
If you take her to Thanksgiving Dinner with your parents, its awesome.
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>>685696921
Ask a woman. You'll know the answer.
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>>685701553

Don;t have it yet, but it should make my dick look enormous. lol
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>>685700960
That's more expensive.
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Awesomely pathetic.
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I love not being completely ugly or beta and able to pull in tail. pretty pathetic op wont lie.
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>>685696921

That's a funny coincidence. I ordered one on Friday.
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>>685701678
Yes, you can use talcum powder on her to make the skin a bit smoother and it will be less prone to pick up lint.
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>>685701577

Thanks bro. It's not pocket change, but I make 100k a year, so I can afford to splurge on stupid shit once in a while.
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>>685701845
tits or gtfo whore
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>>685701845
Why would he even need to now?
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>>685701962
Are the big sized ones amazonia women big or big moma big?
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>>685701923
post hipbones please
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>>685701988

Cheers.

>>685701962

Congrats.
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>>685700960
kek'd
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>>685696921
Pathetic but honestly, I'm pretty jelly.
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>>685701845

Why would I care what a woman thinks?
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Awesomely pathetic
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>>685696921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4RhwZwayug
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>>685696921
Couldn't get one that looked like a kid?
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>>685696921
Do they have them with smaller or flat chest?
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>>685700401

Do you have photos of yours?
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>>685702416
You can, but it's about 600 more, about 1500USD. Not worth, either, for the price. The quality of the model is pretty shit.
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>>685697919
Its nips look like mine
kinda
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>>685702416

Not legally in my country. Not worth it if customs freaks out. Though I totally otherwise haha.

>>685702557

They certainly exist.
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>>685701845
When almost any woman could walk outside naked and fuck almost any dude.
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Why not just pick up sluts, ugly or otherwise? Literally just ask every girl you see at a bar or club if they want to get pounded, guaranteed one will eventually say yes, and it won't cost you a cent. Wear a condom or defile their pooper.

At least then they're real and not creepy as fuck, jesus christ.
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>>685702711

Prove it.
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>>685701988
Corn starch is better imo
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>>685700401
How does it feel?
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>>685696921
Why wouldn't you just order a fleshlight dude?
Fucking a doll has got to be a pretty sad experience.
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>>685702672
>>685702751
Where? Pic?
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>>685702789

You've obviously not fucked many girls. Fat old and ugly women are not worth it. Less regret blowing my load all over some silcone than some hambeast. Been there. No thanks.
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>>685702806

How so? Is it safe?
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>>685702586
I'm greedy and I don't share mine. She kind of looks like this...

>>685702806
I don't like the smell of cornstarch or the fragrance or whatever.

>>685702828
Soft like real flesh.
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Yall taking your dates to McDonald's? A night out with a girl you want to definitely fuck should cost at least a hundo if you live in a city. If you are a playa you re gonna burn 900 bucks in no time. To act like 900 bucks for a sex doll is lame is antithetical to the truth that we spend way more on women just to treat them like a sex doll for a short period of time.
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>>685703156
Duh, corn doesn't have STD's I don't think
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>>685702979

OP here - I have one, fleshlights are absolute garbage and just stupid to use.

This things is basically a onahole with a nice real feeling body around it.
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>>685696921
>spending money to fuck a piece of rubber
i`d rather fuck a real woman, that shit you posted isn´t cheap enough to be considered a serious option.
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>>685702806
>>685703182
I use baby powder on my onahip.
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>>685703182
plz show what her pussy looks like
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>>685702789
But they aren't? Loose, tired and judgemental. They'll know where you live, or you have to front the hotel costs. Why wear a condom with a whore when you got a loli doll who's tighter and you'll feel good with? Bar sluts suck. If they're there, they've given up and lowered their standards.
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>>685701962
ayy
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>>685703182

I don;t blame you. Nice tho.

>>685703308

kek
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>>685703096
Then ask the pretty ones. Just keep trying all night until you pick one up.
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>>685703316
I have a fleshlight, but not an onahole. Can you tell me the difference, I honestly thought they were the same thing, different brand.
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>>685703182
Doesn't really look like real flesh tbh, looks like the shit plungers are made out of bra.
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>>685701442
oh yeah, HE'S the saddo
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>>685703096
Truth.
I used to fuck everything... but at this point fucking a toy is actually less degrading to my psyche
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>>685703341

Its not a woman replacement. I'll still be fucking real women. haha
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>Importing package of human size/weight
>It being a sex doll
The folks in customs will get a laugh, at least.

>>685701310
Those autistic proportions... Looks hideous.
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>>685703316
How are you going to feel when you're looking a fucking doll in the eyes though?
Pretty bad, is my guess.
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>>685701692
stfu, long island faggot
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>>685703520

I buy pretty one on Craigslist for about 400 a night. Its great and I can afford it. This is just for in between times.
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>>685703520
Or stay at home and go crazy on the loli doll.
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>>685703673
Better than looking into the eyes of some judgemental hating whore.
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>>685703673
It's a lot easier is you have autism.
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>>685703785
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>>685699392
Lmao had to comment on this post "I'd spend 900 bucks trying to fuck college girls on craigslist" like what? The only girls who try to fuck through craigslist are fatties and hookers so are you telling us you got tired of literally paying for sex and have resorted to doll sex to save money? Kek anyone with an okay personality and average looks can get laid with a little effort and barely any money
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>>685703825
this
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>>685703846
Hey /v/. What brings you over here?
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>>685703581

Onahole is much more realistic feeling inside, and nice material.

But really I hate the fleshight its so awkward and doens't feel that good.
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I bet its gonna smell like shit the first time you forget to clean the cum outta it.
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>>685696921
How much was it? Where did you buy it? How does it feel compared to a fleshlight?
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sounds like you're a pedophile OP
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>>685696921
Cheaper than paying for a girlfriend.
And a lot less nagging and making you do stupid shit too.
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>>685701518
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>>685703609

Yep. I fully welcome sexbots. Its healthier than fapping to porn realy.
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>>685703096
>You've obviously not fucked many girls I am an expert on fucking good looking women
>It doesn't matter that I literally paid them to have sex with me it still counts as me having game!
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>>685703825
Or you could just watch porn.
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>>685703969
I agree with it not feeling good. I thought it was just me, so I never tried other things, like the Onahole. Maybe I'll give it a shot. Anything recommended?
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>>685703872
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>>685703673

At least it'll make eye contact lol

Plus I'll be pretening it's a little girl, so all good man.
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>>685704025
Not really, I left my cum in an onahip for over 3 months. It smelled like fish, but I just washed it out in a hot shower and all was good. I was testing how long it would take to mold and planned on throwing it away.
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>>685703872

wow. What company makes that one?
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>>685704394
Dude that's fucking nasty
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>>685696921
Awesome. I would dissect her and construct a flexible composite inner skeleton with solenoids and controllers all over the place and program her to walk.

And kiss people.
And bite.
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>>685704385
Holy shit, which model is that.
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>>685704387
>little
how little?
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>>685704502
Same, DS-Dollsweet.
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>>685704394
You play a dangerous penis game, anon.
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>>685704502
It literally has the company site on the pic
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>>685696921
Your new waifu needs face surgery, the fucker looks like she escaped from some period drama
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>>685704137
I never pay for my girlfriend and she knows not to nag me about anything.
What are you even talking about.
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>>685703520
You call people sad/pathetic for using a doll to get their rocks off.

I think it's sad/pathetic sitting in a dingy bar all night asking every skank you see if they want to fuck just to get your rocks off.

It's a lot less time wasted and a lot less regret to just pull a toy out, whether it be a Fleshlight or a doll or whatever, bang it out and you're done.
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>>685696921
Awesome doll, pathetic OP
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>>685697219
If by that you mean disproportioned as fuck, then yes, it's unreal
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>>685703156
I've got a pipe dream fuk me silly. cornstarch makes it feel like smooth skin. Also much easier to clean.
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>>685704669
Growing up.
Enjoy that idyllic experience youre having, cause it never lasts.
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>>685703889

I've never paid for a fatty or an uggo on CL. Those are the ones that fuck for free.

I have no game, I'm not ashamed of that. I'm in my 30s and don't like bars. Women that would date me are old and divorced and have several kids usually. No thanks.

I like college girl, I can afford them. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
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>>685704540
I know, but I'm just as shocked as you. I was seriously expecting it to rotate so I could get rid of it. The thing is clean as new now. I ended up fucking it in the shower after I cleaned it.
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>>685697745
It'll be like fucking a dead, rubbery girl.
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>>685704571
145cm- Nina head from ds-dollsweet
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>>685696921
Difficult to say really. What's her personality like?

Looks like she seems to be up herself if you know what I mean? I think she's full of hot air, could be easy and just takes the cuck from the first guy that digs her. She'll hurt your feelings if you get attached to her and you could up with another guys STD, bud. She's got that look about her as if she just lays on her back all day.

A bit on the innocent looking side. Boring looking and doesn't dig the lingerie fancywise if you get my drift. Needs some sunshine about her.

Not a keeper mate.
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>>685704863
Bitch, I'm in my mid twenties.
Just because you couldn't keep it together doesn't mean no one can.
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>>685698954
>900 doll hairs
You got cucked anon
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>>685704890
Same. I dated one girl in my 30s.

The rest are somebody elses problems. No thanks. 38 now, dgaf
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Is onahole a brand? When I Google it is just get Random anime masterbators.
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>>685700487
As tall as a loli but with a woman face... Nigger, that's called a midget
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Hey, to the people who know... I'm the guy who bought one on Friday and I need to know something. I have used cheap fleshlights and if you leave them for too long they'll sort of melt. Is the skin of a doll in danger of that or are they made of tougher stuff?
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>>685704089

yeah, so what.

>>685704043

dsdoll.us, don't have it yet.

>>685704240

Never said I have game, just said you are inexperience if you think fat and ugly girls are a better option.

>>685704363

No really bro, I've never had one.

>>685704385

Nice. Is that a mini?
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>>685699392
>hookers are too expensive
>buy a sex doll
Lmao man reminds me of when I switched to crack
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>>685705050
>im in my mid-20s
Yeah I know, its obvious, you're a kid.
That was the point.
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>>685702760
and who's problem is that?
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>>685704628
>>685704540
>>685704909
I think what happens is that the lube actually coagulates in it preventing any possible bacteria from living in it.

Because everytime I clean it, it still had this thick dark yellow color. No matter how long.
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>>685704909
I'm not shocked. It's gross that you tested your cum to see how it would age in three months. You observed that shit in storage and smelled it. You're weird af.
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>>685703889
>not learning how to greentext because faggot
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>>685705349
>My marriage fell apart because I'm a spineless moron who couldn't make my wife cum
>Therefore, everyone else will be like that too
Nope. Suck it, bitch. I'm going to enjoy my life, unlike you.
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>>685705293
Platinum silicone is tough stuff. It will hold up fine.

>>685705328
145- cm Nina head
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>>685701467
:^)
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>>685705037

lol. i like you.
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>>685705368
It's not her place to judge. Ya know? I'm going to fuck anything I can. Especially a rubber goose doll. Beats my hand.
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>>685705528
Nope. Never married, quit trying to turn it around & make it about me child. You dont even know where to start.
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>>685705538
>>685705680
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>>685702760
Well something interesting about that... some feminists would take massive pleasure in yelling in OPs face how pathetic he is that he has to fuck a chunk of rubber.... then later, they'll go some place private and fuck the shit out of themselves with a chunk of rubber.
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>>685705528
lol youre in for a rude awakening
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>>685705831

You make a fair point.
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>>685705474
Thanks broskii. I guess it is weird.
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>>685705538
>>685705831
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>>685705538

I can see a 145- in my future. That are beautiful looking. Just wish they didn't use an insert. Looks weird to me.
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>>685699166
you mean to tell me you actually pay for pussy? LOL
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>>685705202

Nah, for me, part of why I chose the 88CM with large breasts is because I like oppai loli. Airi from Oni Chichi is a good example. tiny little girl with big ol' titties.
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>>685706098

It does look weird, but I kind of wish mine had an insert because at some point I'd going to wear it out. Heh.
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>>685703606
Fuck off.
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The real question is how much would you /b/ros pay for these XXL fleshlights?

You made it obvious $899 is too much
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>>685697745
reality

cum in girl 8
jerking 10


fuck i love fapping so much.
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>>685706322

What kind do you have?
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>>685706417
Whatever they're charging. I'm not poor.
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>>685700960
you can't say that lol
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>>685706509

You must have mad skills.
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>>685705868
You know what's funny?
There are more failed businessmen in the world than there are successful businessmen.
Do you know what these businessmen do when they meet young entrepreneurs like Steve Jobs?
They laugh and tell themselves and the entrepreneur that such ambition is naive.

They see their own failures and ineptitude and they project them on to others.
Weighed down by their bitterness and their bad experience, they convince themselves that everyone will be like they are.
You are that failed businessman. Except it's not actually even that hard to maintain a fair relationship with girls.
Running a business is hard. Maintaining a good relationship is fucking easy.
You're just too fucking stupid to do it.
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>>685706357
That looks like cheap rubber my dude.
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>>685706417
>>685706556
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>>685706417

What the other guy said. I'm not poor, wgaf.
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>>685696921
>Pathetic, or awesome

Both.
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>>685696921
If I had spare money I would buy it. I mean a grand is a lot for a flesh light but w/e when you got the cash.
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>>685703304
The world is divided into 3 types of people.

1. Those who don't have a choice but to go on cheap dates.

2. Those who could go on an expensive date, but don't actually need to in order to get what they want.

3. Those who are so pathetic in every other way, money is their only strength, and thus they are forced to go on expensive dates... that is to say, exactly like the guys in category 1, they have no choice.

So if you're in category 2, you're doing well in life. If you're in category 1, you may be a loser financially but not necessarily without prospects. If you're in category 3, you're financially well off, but unless you spend that money on plastic surgery, you're in for a lifetime of sex with whores who don't know they are whores, or actual whores. You will never experience real love, and when you do, you'll be so paranoid that you question it anyway and always always have a doubt nagging at your mind.
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>>685706687
>>685706753
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>>685701501
>It's 'compact' for storage.
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dont they cost more like 4000 dollar?
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>>685698954
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>>685700308
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>>685706357
Shit man he's right, it kind of looks like that crummy rubber on life proof cases or that dingy ass 90s rubber that's used to make mouse balls
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>>685707139
ds-dollsweet are cheaper
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>>685706522

It's not even here yet, but ...
>>685701962
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>>685707139

The full sized ones.... this one is tiny.
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Now, THIS one I could maybe see paying a grand for...
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>>685703872
>>685703182
quite kawaii
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We all know op doesn't hide skeletons in his closet now
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>>685706931
>these are the only 3 types, and every single scenario was covered.

Nope.
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>>685707385

Oh i thought realdolls had inserts too.
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>>685707508

Would ordering something like this be considered illegal if you live in an ass-backwards puritan state?
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>>685707278
Man I don't think they even make those mouse balls anymore, they most likely melted the old ones down at a factory to make that doll.
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>>685706931
You forgot about richfags faggot. There are a few men around that are rich enough to spend a few hundred on a single date and barely even take a hit to the back pocket. Some are alpha, some are beta.
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>>685707508

Only if it's tears are real.
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>>685702413
They made a realdoll version of risquevania? Does it have the dick too?
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>>685707627

That's not a realdoll.
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>>685707638

I think it's borderline. The child looking ones are diffidently illegal in a lot of places. The OP ones though are just 1/2 sized adults. Still customs could get cunty and make a problem.
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>>685700449
imma buy a dog real doll. and imma make sure its a lolidog
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>>685707638
Even if it wasn't (pretty sure it isn't), you're gonna be put on some watchlist.
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>>685707532
Thanks

>>685707897
Dunno
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>>685707949

Oh, that's what it says in teh pic.
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>>685708180

That site sells a bunch of brands.
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>>685707362
10/10 would touch boob
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>>685707508
your pegger is still to tiny
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>>685708247

What company makes yours? looks nice.
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>>685707638
>Spend 3 years learning dressmaking
>Start up business for custom-made dresses
>Order DSDoll
>Tell authorities you bought it as a dressmaker's mannequin and had no idea people used them for sex

EZPZ
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>>685707532
nother 1

>>685708286
Squishy
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>>685696921
I'm married and get sex reasonably often, but I'd still like to try fucking something like that... just for shits and giggles
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>>685706357
God damnit that doll looks like it's made out of cheese.
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>>685706357
That doll looks like a polished turd
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>>685696921
let me know when they fill these niggers up with warm liquid and they feel and look exactly like real bodies with translucent skin and they have moist body holes. when it happens the human race will stop reproducing.
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>>685708484
Ew that one's ugly I don't like the wax one
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>>685708440

Sanhui. A good bit of the reason why I chose it is because the face is so perfect. I read some disheartening things about the skeleton's durability, but I figured I'd risk it because the skeleton has supposedly been reworked and I just love the look of the doll so much.
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>>685708560
>>685708618
>>685708710

try hards everywhere
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>>685708767
good one mate
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>>685708522
If I was not married, I would so have one of those realdolls. No doubt about it.
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>>685708684

I just hope I live long enough to be able to purchase a fuckbot after I retire.
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>>685708468
I'd like to watch the trial.
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Which company sells loli dolls?
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>>685708684
Buy a $20 Onahole warmer for it. For god's sake, you spend $1k-3k on a sex doll and you can't buy a warmer?
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>>685708684

Yeah, why they do do hot water dolls I do wonder. That would be bad ass.

I totally agree. As soon as they are mechanized, self heating and lubricating I will have no use for real women at all.

>>685708746

It is very pretty. I've not head of Sanhui, i'll take a look :)
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>>685708866

I would config a 145- just like her I think.
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>>685708866
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>>685699645
It's more pathetic to giggle while you scare people.. What a loser, what are you, 13 years old??
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>>685707362
those dead eyes
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>>685698954
Dam now that i see the ass im gonna say it was worth it
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>>685709158
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>>685708792
You fuck these things? Please don't tell me you're offended!?
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>>685698954
How do you hide this if you buy one?
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>>685704556
>"and bite"
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Do you have cute clothes for it, OP?
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>>685709634

Its really small, i'll just pop it in the padded box it comes in and put it in the closet.
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>>685709810

No, i've not quite got my head around dressing it up tbh, that part is still a little strange to me.. It'll probably stay nekkid.
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>>685710002
Well, I don't mean like barbie dress up. More like lingerie, knee socks, or skirts. Basically things it can wear while you fuck it.
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I think its equal parts pathetic and awesome, would be neat to have one if they weren't too big to easily hide and the stigma behind them... even married and getting sex regularly it would be fun.
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>>685706119
Everyone in some way or another pays for pussy. Even when you're a kept man and your woman is the primary earner in the household, you are still paying for it in some way. Maybe being yelled at over stuff that doesn't matter, or being nagged about not doing something you're supposed to do.... it's a price that I'm willing to pay, but it's not good for everyone.

For example, it's going to shorten your lifespan a bit. Every time you get upset you will have a spike of cortisol, and that stuff is what hastens your demise.
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>>685709634
where females belong: in the closed
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>>685710408
Don't tell me that. My life must be seriously dwindling.
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>>685710291

I don't let the real girls I fuck wear clothes/lingerie... so that not really something I've thought about.

Also sexy 100cm clothes are probably hard to find... i've not looked tho.
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>>685706610
Different anon here, but I also prefer fapping. Having to worry about a whole other person while having sex adds a level of stress that takes away from the experience. Jerking off, I can take as long or quick as I like and when I'm done, I'm done. I don't need to pay attention to a partner's needs.

Honestly, more than once I've had sex and then masturbated afterwards to 'really' get off.
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>>685696921
LOL, dumb monkey. Fucking silicon...lololol
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some of them look like an piece of art. I wouldn't hide it.
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This... I would buy this!
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>>685710609

OP here - i've been there mate. Not all women are equal in bed, though, that's for sure.

It is possible to get too used to your own hand as well.

Can't help but think you are missing out on mind blowing sex tho.
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>>685710989
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Post pic with your dick in her pls.
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>>685710814
Just add it to my collection of figures and dolls. Nobody would be the wiser...
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>>685711087
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>>685711087

I vomited in my mouth a little.
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>>685711218
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http://www.reborns.com/ take a look anons....
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>>685711087
Christ, those are massive. There's no hiding those.
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>>685710291

Yeah! I have no idea how I'm going to find sexy stuff for an 88cm model. 88cm is just under 3 feet. They don't make sexy for people that small.
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heres me with some of my dolls
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>>685710002
Naw man, dress her up so you can undress her at the end of a sexy date. Just buy clothes online if you're not comfortable getting some at a store.
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>>685711315
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>>685711300
Of course they do. You don't watch much midget porn, I take it.
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>>685711288
But are they... Accurate?
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