> AN 11-YEAR-OLD whizz kid has built a high spec computer from his bedroom in East London. Joshua Ngoka, from East Ham, constructed the machine in four hours after saving £600 to purchase various computer components.
>His father, Nelson, said his son had the ability to build the computer two years ago, but a shortage of funds inhibited his project. Describing his feelings on completing his task in April Joshua said: “Although I was confident the computer would work I felt happy and excited that I built something which functioned well. “I did the necessary research and avoided anything that could break or destroy the components, such as static.” Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home and by far the most popular with family members constantly attempting to use it. The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage. The talented youngster is now planning to use his new computer to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months.
Front page story of a printed newspaper in the UK. Just.
>http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer
top fucking kek
What do u call a white kid adopted by niggers?
Tarzan
this kids a genius you disgusting neanderthal honkeys are just jelous because you are no where near his intellectual level/talent
Holy fuck. I literally did this when i was 12. Where the fuck is my story
>>685678877
cool clock muhammed
for a nigger thats like sending a man to the moon
>>685679655
josh is only 11 so a year ahead of you.
and your ancestors werent slaves so you had a head start
Man what will they train chimps to do next?!
I made a fucking roller coaster out of knex when I was like 8, that makes me a fucking architect. Suck it Da Vinci.
>>685679447
not even bait
>>685679730
>>685679827
basically this
>>685679447
dude its like playing with legos, really fucking expensive ones
>>685679730
lmao
>>685678877
>His father, Nelson.
Know how I can tell this story was made up?
>>685679655
underage b&
>>685679447
>this kids a genius
kek, how fucking retarded are you? Building a PC doesn't make you a genius, it simply makes you competent. Fucking up a PC build is something only the most retarded people could do.
#wewizardnow
when you fukin honkeys were his age you fucked your first animal or made your fist fleshlight, you guys wished you were as gifted as him. you mayo monkeys need to end yourselves
>>685679730
Exactly. I built my first rig when I was in 5th grade, and I so did one of my friends. I thought this was commong among serious PC gamers.
>cool computer Jamal, wanna bring it to the white house?
oh shit, now he gon tek ova de wuurld.
>>685680256
You're trying way too hard to be edgy
People in England, and Europe in general all suck. Especially Scotland. They really really suck. If you are from Europe please fucking kill yourself.
>>685679655
You're not black, the breathless "whiz kid" proclamations are only for minorities.
>>685680256
>mayo monkeys
top kek
>>685680256
>wanting to fuck that kid this hard
I bet you are that egotistic child.
>>685680506
What's wrong with Scotland?
>>685678877
In other news. White boy in africa Spears his own poop. Local tribe gave him some beads.
when I was 13, i programmed a tiling engine that utilized a 4 dimensional array written in C, Windows API (was before .NET), and OpenGL
It had save/load functionality, multiple layers, a cursor to select and change tiles, and the ability to load different tilesets.
>>685678877
>design his first video game
until he discovers porn with it
>>685679655
Nigger, when I did this you still needed a fucking soldering iron and volt meter and I was 11 or 12.
I dont understand how he paid so much for a computer without a graphic card. Part of building à computer is finding the parts that fit your budget
>>685680882
Mmm, tiles, I'ma head for the kitchen bench sis...
these comments murdered my sides
>>685678877
hes a nigger so its impressive
i think i was 13 when i learned how to make steamrollers and apple pipes
Does building a computer help him steal bikes faster?
>>685681443
Dats a good vone
>>685678877
BREAKING NEWS 10 YEAR OLD AFRICAN AMERICAN MANAGES TO INSTALL GENTOO
You can't steal bikes through the Internet though
I Build my First pc when i was 14.... so what
Assembling a computer takes about 30 minutes or less, and most of that is opening the boxes that the parts come in.
And somehow this nigger thinks he's gonna be programming video games in a few weeks.
That nigger isn't going to learn C programming or even OpenGL or anything higher than simple spelling- IF he can do that.
That fucking nigger. I hope he gets a fucking virus and the newspaper reports about that next.
And fuck his name too, that shitty African nigger name.
I fucking hate niggers
>>685678877
And you're all envious.
You envy his new PC but most of all you envy his fame.
You could have had what he has but nobody likes you and you can't communicate with ordinary people.
3.20 Niggawatz
Man these genius news articles are getting worse and worse.
Sad fact is, that probably is a whiz kid in todays kids standards, anyone born after 2000 gets an automatic -50 iq for some reason...
>>685682066
Gentoo... the grape drank of the Linux world.
>>685678877
My brother and I had a business building and repairing pcs at that age. I did hardware, he did software. Dozens of regular clients. So fucking what?
>>685682918
I can't see the comments for some reason.
>>685682303
Nah a £600 build isn't that great and he's only getting "fame" because he's a nigger. Nobody wants to be a nigger.
Just for any non-britfags this newspaper is a 'black interests' publication comes out once a week and has a circulation of about 30k, this is about as good as their stories ever get
I am 27 and I have no idea how to build a computer, stop beeing so mean!
>>685678877
>Why are the slots at the back not blanked
>WHAT A FUCKING UGLY CASE
>Is that an Ethernet cord inside the case wtf?
>2016 bothering with disc drive.
>WIndows 10 kek --- Install gentoo fagot
>>685678877
is this site like the onion?
>>685679447
Meanwhile computer building is all plug and play.
It's like doing basic arithmetic and people are wowed.
Im happy for him but this is in no way news worthy. Just showing off they dont hate niggers I guess...
>>685678877
What the hell? thats my case.
>>685683285
I get it now. Thank you anon.
>>685683703
The opposite. But, I agree with the first part.
good for him though, i wouldn't hate on the kid he's probably on this site now with it
>the voice
>printed newspaper
what? It's a black community newsletter kind of thing no?
Get in here faggots and post on the original newspaper site's comments section!
I called him a retarded monkey nigger.
http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer
>>685683497
No fuck off the is a neo-nazi site for the genetically superior.
>>685683942
>It's a black community newsletter
Aaaaah, that explains why someone would be stupid enough to think this is news.
>>685683952
RAID RAID RAID RAID RAID RAID RAID RAID RAID RAID RAID
Allah ackba!!!!!
Imagine his dismay when it was unable to solve for kfc
>>685678877
>The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage
LMAO
>>685678877
"Naws Ase kins faps muh dik
to pichures ob chubbuh Whytes
Wimmenz wif de big breastuses!"
>>685683703
>Hey look these subhumans are intelligent enough to assemble legos, lets make a news story about it.
>Even if a monkey did it it wouldn't be news worthy.
>Not racist.
>>685678877
>http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer
Close family
It took all the time to steal the parts required
I'll give the little guy credit he wants to be a programmer and your first build can be a little intimidating but this is far from news worthy
>>685684276
Seconding this
For a nignog that faggot is fucking Einstein
>>685678877
You pol tards mad? Good. I like it when people who think theyre better then they really are get mad. Kids doing something positive, and you fags let your childish ignorance get in the way. Time to grow uo and realize that the world isnt as stupid and closed in ad you people are. Sorry.
>>685679447
Nigger lover
>>685678877
all these butthurt /pol/utants for no reason. Sad how insecure cumskins are these days.
>>685682918
Dont think hes a case to take seriously. Someone whos teaching at a university would never post bullshit like this
>>685678877
>3:20 gigahertz
This "news site" is for black people. what gives
>>685685471
Firstly it says "works", not "teaches" at Marshall University. Could be a fucking janitor.
Secondly, Marshall University is not an institution to be taken seriously.
Your life must be seriously miserable if you get salty over some kid building a pc and getting attention over it.
>>685678877
>it's a cross-posted on /pol/ episode
>Unlucky Marathon Runner Gets Lost Then Attacked By Stray Dog
>http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/unlucky-marathon-runner-gets-lost-then-attacked-stray-dog
I em 9 yrs oeld and postd on 4chin interview my
Goddamnit this thread reeks of white privilege. Can't you people understand that something that would be commonplace for a white, privileged person to do deserves praise when a dowtrodden, oppressed POC does it.
>>685678877
I too want to congratulate Joshua Ngoka for being a black teen.
>>685686556
Link thread
>>685678877
Wow a nigger did something millions of white kids have done thousands of time at an even earlier age..... Impressive
>>685686410
>Salty
Go back to normiebook
Welpers....odds are he'll be incarcerated or dead before 20, so.....good job!
>>685678877
Shoulda got a PS4 instead
#PChasnogames
>not saving up for an Alienware PC
Fucking faggot.
>>685679812
>and your ancestors werent slaves so you had a head start
All our ancestors were slaves. Funny how this homo erectus is able to insert the front panel connector correct. Up next: Dindu build a clock
That does it , now im a #cruzmissle
>>685678877
The printed frontpage. Not even Joking.
>>685678877
We wuz IT an shit
>>685688372
A blacks-only newspaper?
>>685688372
Ahahahah
Please say this is a joke. It must be.
Wait no. Honestly, I'd be pretty impressed if I bought an ape, it managed to save/steal £600 and then build a PC.
Planet of the apes is happening people.
>>685688372
I think the really impressive part of it is that he didn't spend the 600 bucks on skittles and watermelon drank.
>>685680651
toppest of keks
>captcha click all bananas
10/10 jobmarket app on the site
Joking aside this article looks like it was written by someone who is 11 years old, the grammar and layout is horrific, No shit his dad was 24 years old when he built a computer, there wasnt even computers when he was fucking 11 you soft cunt
>>685683942
I found it in the Sainsbury's near where i work, it's real.
>>685688372
Case in point here, the same front page has a whole caption where someone has literally just spammed the keyboard, there are probably university newspapers with a higher circulation
White kid reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8-XSzaA5Nw
5 y old feminazi builds PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3MgKkS314
>>685679408
I was gonna say an oreo
where's the pic of the muslim kid who built a clock that looks like a bomb.
>>685678877
>that case
>that cable management
>that gpu....wait wut
Why do I have the feeling this nigger is running an AMD APU in there?
>>685678877
hey guize, should we post this on
>>/g/
?
>>685678877
The only thing impressive about this is the kid's age.
I've been putting together my own computers since high school. I didn't know nearly enough about them when I was younger.
>>685692356
Fucking nerd.
In other news:
What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four...
>>685692139
nice
>>685690963
"feminazi" aka normal 5 year old girl and dad
>>685693137
she likes pink, those are 3rd wave feminists colors
>>685692356
If you think about it there isn't much different between connecting legos and connecting a PC.
It's not surprising an 11 year old kid who had access to the internet since the age of 7 could find the resources needed to build a PC.
There lots of kid friendly youtube videos for building PCs especially since there are a large amount of kids who want a PC for minecraft.
What's impressive is how easily accessible knowledge is and how quickly kids are going to be able to learn about things they're passionate about.
He built a computer? That's not hard. Shit if I had Google when I was 11 I'd be able to build a computer too. But I didn't. I had dial up, and I managed to do some pretty amazing things with it anyway
>>685678877
Wow he can use electronic legos, how fucking commendable.
who
>>685678877
>kid builds PC
Lol nigga I've been doing that for years
>make game and release in next few months
Good luck kid...
>>685678877
Building a pc is only marginally more difficult than playing with Lego.
Also, Wubba Lubba dub-dubs!
>>685694903
yeh but are you a nigger? this is quite the accomplishment for his kind.
>>685695537
Tru, most 11yo nigglets his age are stealing other kids bikes and candy from the store.
>>685678877
Here the interview
https://youtu.be/D7aHOsxFP4w
>>685696299
Top kek
GO CORY GO CORY
>>685680150
Because he's never met his father?
>>685678877
Woah woah woah..... how can he be from London if he's......black
>>685697142
How can someone be white if they're from South Africa?
I've been fucking with computers since I was 9, fampai. Being black and doing something normal doesn't make you special, it makes you normal.
Well... /pol/ is sufficiently alarmed.
>>>/pol/74802272
>>685679655
Yea, but the kid is black. It's like a chimp that can do quantum physics and shit.
>>685679655
Probably because you didn't tell anyone, or no one cared enough about you to tell others.
>>685696990
Lost so hard
>>685678877
united kingdom yes
>>685678877
Nice. I did the same when i was 11 but my family was poor as shit and my computer had 28k dial up on a good day.
Wait is this supposed to hard or something? I did this at age 11 and it was about as hard as a lego set to be honest. Sure my mom said I was a genius but all my friends knew how to do it too. Turns out I wasn't a genius, I'm 23 now living with my parents working fast food.
>>685678877
kek
>>685690544
oh shit my sides
>>685678877
You basically have to be technologically inept to not be able to built a computer with parts.
It's like building a tiny house out of legos.
>>685678877
>>685679684
fucking lol'd
honestly guys... it's harder and requires much more creative ability to build something good out of legos than it is to piece together a computer.
>>685678877
Building a pc isnt all that hard, and making video games can be easy depending on how good you make it. Plus 500 GB of memory aint shit, he done fucked up.
>>685678877
These computers are literally fucking legos that you can build in less than half an hour with google.
>>685696990
haha fuck yeah