What STD do I have?
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What STD do I have?
the "I dont know how to take a shower" STD
Extreme Fordyce Syndome.
>>685674558
i have weird bumps like that, i've never had sex and i regularly shower.
>>685674458
A dick
>>685674458
Just go see a doctor you fucking twat. Seriously dude don't take chances with your dick.
>>685674458
I've had bumps like that for as long as I can remember. If you're really worried go to a doctor
Those are fordyce spots. They're glands that have overgrown because of hormones. They're normal and won't cause you harm. There's a lot of info/forums on the matter if you just google it.
>>685674458
looks like newfaggotry
>>685674458
nothing, it's 100% normal, iut's a dick anon.
>>685674458
Ive never heard of Fordyce.
One popped and a little black speck crawled out, is that normal for fordyce?
It's normal mate, don't worry about it
HIV
>>685674458
down syndrome.
>>685674458
you git the herps, faggit.
its cancer man, im sorry
not bait .. my dad had it ...
>>685674458
Med student fag here, if they`re recent, probably its herpes. Go to a doctor
>>685674458
Thats a sign that yo dick turns into that
better see a doc tomorrow
Yeah I had this...
They go from the base of my dick to about halfway up, where they just stop.
I've had like two of them just get massive for no reason then pop months later, releasing a black thing, almost like a scab.
Wouldn't worry about it though mate, they all just started to clear up when I got to 18ish years old without me changing anything.
Didn't matter to me anyway as I'm a massive virgin.
Small penis
Snap!
>>685678302
Pretty much
Don't worry about the STD op.
Any girl that actually let's you show her your dick will be revolted at its size before she can get close enough to see your aids.
There is always arse bandits though that might give it a suck.
Bamp
>>685675718
Probably the root of a hair that hasnt grown out properly, fordyce spots like to be around hair follicles.
If you're worried, see a doctor. Otherwise, do some research on Fordyce spots and enlighten yourself, it'll ease your mind.
Help me b
HELP ME!!!!!1
>>685674960
Same. Ive looked it up before and its nothing. Stop sperging on /b/ before you go to google
HELP?!!?!??!?
HEEEELLLP ME B
>>685679994
Stop spamming you fucking mongoloid, ask questions instead of being vague and maybe someone would help you. Someone already said fordyce spots and you have access to google, start googling.
>>685680206
RIM ME YOU FUCKING NEET!
>>685674458
Fucking retards it's just part of dick.
Have u never looked at it before or something.
>>685680324
Kill yourself, there's a perfect answer in the thread already
>>685680430
THEY ARE CAUSED BY POOR HYGIENE
GET WASHED YOU FUCKING NEETS!!!
have you been smashing a chicken lately?
>>685674458
Go to hospital and get it checked? Fucking virgin fedors cunt
>>685680462
Wanna go?
Bet you are some 5'5 manchild that's a virgin and fantasies about fucking his own sister.
>>685680737
Fuck off
>>685680806
Suck me cunt
>>685674458
Medfag here, you have nothing indicative of an STD of any kind.
Normal anatomical variations
>>685680746
u want sum
>>685680737
>>685680594
Retards
>>685674458
chickendickitis
>>685680873
Medfag...keep dreaming neet
>>685674458
I remember in grade 5 sex ed they talked about those bumps. It's just part of your dick faggot.
I've had them as long as I remember.
>>685680945
ITS TRUE
I READ IT ON A TOP 10 CAUSES WEBSITE WITH NO SOURCES YIU FUCK NEET
>>685678811
those are just hair
>>685680746
I always think about fucking my sister. Doesn't everybody?
>>685677129
WTF EVEN DAT DICK
>>685675461
>THIS
...now kill this thread
>>685675461
This man is correct and deserves honerabke recognition
http://www.health24.com/Sex/Sexual-diversity/Bestiality-is-much-much-more-common-than-you-think-20150218
>>685681206
...such a fucking retard
I feel sorry for your parents. Turn ur caps lock off faggot.
>>685681018
You're right, with your God knowledge you can tell him to wash more cuz that's what that is right?
literally everyone has those. they're small accumulations of fat cells in the hair follicles.
>>685677129
fucking kek
Smallcocks
>>685674458
It's a common and vicious std known as "Puberty". See a doctor or off yourself before it gets worse.
>>685675471
Indeed doctor anon. It appears to be in the critical stages
I have the same shit. You're good, fam.
This is /b/ black cocks only.
Is it weird to have hair growing on your dick? Like I have hair growing out both sides of my shaft almost to the glans. Starts a little way up my shaft
>>685684314
Yeah, that's pretty weird honestly.
>>685677129
WHY IS THERE HAIR ON THE TIP
>>685674458
those are nothing to be worried, dont listen to these retards, theyre just hair follicles.
>>685684478
Because back of the leg skin can have hair in it.
>>685674458
Have genital herpes. It's a lot of fun.
>mfw threads I start interesting threads that fail
>mfw expertly planned b8 threads fail
>mfw my spotted dick is the only thread I ever posted with lasting power
>>685674458
Those are fordyce's spots. Most men don't have them, they're a recessive, vestigial trait from when we all had spiny dicks like cats; that said, something like 20% of men do have them and they're completely harmless and normal
>>685675718
Yes, bacteria can get into the tiny groove and form a mass of puss and you can squeeze it out.
But, it's normal, not harmful and appears on most male's scrotums.
I has hpv. Not sure when I got it, but warts appeared about 3 years ago and had them treated. Haven't had them since and still Fuck without a condom occasionally. Makes me feel a little guilty sometimes
>>685687406
>a little guilty
>sometimes
Gee, thanks for that
>>685687406
How long after diagnosis did they go away?
>>685687406
>feel guilty sometimes
>for knowingly spreading a disfiguring life-threatening disease to people who trusted you
why fam? you good. Rawdogging all the way!
>>685686173
And that bacteria would crawl away aftet? Sry for all the questions just nervous
>>685687858
I went with freezing them off and then used a cream. Took about 4-5 months for total removal and healing
>>685687948
It's always in the back of my mind though
>>685688299
Damn nigga that's mad long! Is creme better? Are they very obvious? Before diagnosis did you look down and go "fucking warts!!"?
>>685677129
wtf have they done to your dick?