I've misplaced my bank card, /b/, and I need it SOON. Suggest where it might be for me; if one of you /b/ros helps me find it I'll send you something on steam or some shit.
Already checked under and around the bed, all pockets & down the back of the sofa.
>>685610262
Did you check your car?
Check your car and the crevices between the seats. Also you might wanna contact your bank aswell, in the event that you lose it outside of your home.
>inb4 op put it in a book as a bookmark
But seriously, check books or piles of papers.
>>685610478
>>685610554
nope
>>685610612
only read one book since it went missing, not worked with paper; not in the book
>>685610262
Maybe its between your ass cheeks ?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666/
>>685610698
nope
Did you check trashcans?
>>685610846
I did, not there
unless it's in the compost but I doubt that
Is this what happens when neckbeards live on their own? They have never looked for anything without help from their mamajam and now you've come to b for assistance? Promising false gifts?
have you asked the people you live with? (if you're not living alone)
>>685611331
I don't live on my own, babe, and I'm not promising false gifts
>>685611383
yes; no dice
Couldn't you just get a new one at the bank?
>>685611504
I need it within the next few hours and the bank is closed on sundays
Look in the fridge, I once left a TV remote in the fridge when I was baked af
>>685611617
fridge is bare, no card
>>685611576
Try to remember the last place you saw it and go there.
This game is stupid, we don't know how big your place is, what rooms it has or what are in them to check.
>>685610262
Check the ATM at the gay brothel.
>>685611778
it's not there
Retrace your steps too the last time you remember having it.
>>685611840
it's either gonna be in my bedroom, the lounge or the kitchen
>>685611845
not been there in a month so unlikely
>>685611907
Look for it in the most obvious place
Who do you live with?
Where and when have you last seen it?
When did you last leave the house?
>>685611907
We don't know what are in your bedroom lounge and kitchen where it could be...
>>685612123
2 other students, no idea, ages ago
>>685610262
I dunno but have you checked these QUADS?
Check your bathroom. And your wallet. Also the pockets in all your clothes/jackets.
>>685612198
use your brain, what do you think is in a fucking bedroom
>>685612234
nope
Have you checker your bedroom, the lounge or maybe the kitchen?
>>685610262
check the front lawn. or out front.
>>685612266
we got a fucking comedian here
>>685612290
nada, it's all bare dirt right now
>>685612210
Does your bank have an online service or something?
If so check if someone (not you) bought something with it
>>685610262
Use apple pay instead of your card so that way you won't die from hunger
>>685612248
Well in my bedroom I have a bed, 2 closets, a TV stand, a wooden chest, a futon, plastic storage boxes, a cabinet, a PC desk with drawers... there are tons of places a card could be in my bedroom
>>685612405
> use apple pay
> apple
fuck off
>>685610612
I just remembered i put something in a book but I can't remember what and which book it was.
>>685612248
There's no way you checked all those places in the 15 second timestamp between our posts.
Detecting faggotry.
your dog is playing with it
>>685612546
they're places I've already checked, cuck
>>685612625
dont own a dog
Check all books, make sure its not wrapped up in a receipt some where. Couch cusions perhaps?
>>685612221
Kek
>>685612769
already checked these places
Show us a pic of each of the rooms it could be in, that will make it a lot easier. That is if you want help, and you're not just being an attention whore.
>>685612639
Well check em again faggot, you have a better chance of finding it in any of those places than you do multi-tasking between all your trap threads and shit posts on 4chan.
in the fridge
>>685612221
Good job, o master of offbyone!
>>685612893
kitchen and lounge are both standard stuff, pic of bedroom coming
check your dirty laundry
Trousers' pockets?
>>685613087
washed it yesterday
>>685613121
read op
>>685613087
Check laundry again or else OPs a fag
>>685613201
washed it yesterday, all i have left is one shirt and some underwear
and it aint there
look under your mousepad
>>685613307
laptop
look everywhere in your clothes. maybe you changed clothes? guess not but also look there too then
underneath computer desk
>>685613368
Check all your clothes OP
Did you check all around your desk? Under keyboard? Under the desk? Behind it? What are some places you have gotten it out before inside your apartment?
>>685613361
well then look under that
My dubs stole your credit card
Check your bed? in between sheets, under it, between bedframe and wall.
Your bank card is like your virginity, you haven't actually lost it and you just pretend you did to make your shitty life seem less boring.
Last day that u used it?
it's underneath your monitor stand
>>685613670
kek savage
Your bathroom, under the sink, on the sink, outside your shower, maybe you took it out of your pocket when you went to shower.
Where is your card normally? Do you keep it in your wallet? Which pocket? Do you take your wallet out at any point? Where do you put your wallet when you take it out?
![20160327_070810[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JsyKaAG.jpg "20160327_070810[1].jpg")
pic of room #1 for person who asked for it
Did you check your jacket pocket? Maybe a jacket you don't normally wear, have you switched jackets recently? Check them all.
Check your wallet.
>>685613973
might sound stupid but have you checked under that carpet?
![20160327_070850[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/43tBncJ.jpg "20160327_070850[1].jpg")
room pic 2
>>685614114
one of the first places I looked
>>685613973
>emergency pop over bed
>>685613973
Oh you're a femanon?
Check all clothing with pockets, check for holes, I've lost keys before because they got into the inner lining of coats, make sure there aren't any holes.
![20160411_154507[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/usvm5G8.jpg "20160411_154507[1].jpg")
>>685614183
>emergency
>>685614190
you tell me
>>685614370
>you tell me
>pink sheets
>teddy bears
I'd say femanon
>>685610262
The only thing left that you haven't checked are these quads
check'em
>>685614370
>>685614215
Check my suggestion
>>685614138
who teh fuck stores pepsi and fanta behind thier bed ?
WTF
>>685614370
get a better camera
>>685614429
they're actually red but the light wasn't great and the camera is worse
>>685614471
it's a shelf
>>685614443
so close
>>685614443
So close.
>>685612221
>>685614443
Damn mr offbyone, I see you're at it again with the failed quads.
>>685613973
>>685614138
>>685614370
it looks like u have enough money so give me a steam game already
>>685614637
i do have enough money i just dont have access to it
is it behind your toilet?
>>685614528
yeah i now, don't you have a fridge ?
>>685614637
You're retarded
>>685614370
why do your arms look so fat
>>685614370
Whats your kik before I help u must help me find my boner
Is it in your fucking wallet?
>>685614748
no
>>685614758
2 sets of stairs away, have housemates, I'd rather keep it in my room than have them pinch it or wake them up at 3am getting some
>>685614827
perspective maybe i dont know
>>685614844
Bthardamz
>>685614860
no
OP why the fuck are you chitchatting and ignoring all my serious suggestions. Get searching.
>>685614215
>>685614004
>>685613834
>>685613652
>>685613482
>>685610262
Go to bank ask for new one they print them out in 10 seconds you fuck bou
>>685614963
what day is it?
>>685614960
clothing, nope, already established
jacket, nope, already established
not in the bathroom
checked the bed, see OP
don't have a desk, look at the pictures of the room
>>685614963
closed on sunday, as I said
>>685614944
check your wallet/purse/whatever again
just do it
have you checked in yor vagina? send pic so we can diuble check for you.
are you on ur period? cuz then it's in ur pantsu. change it with a sanitary towel before the blood takes over. women do weird things when they're on their period
>>685615113
absolutely empty, i know this because i took out all the cash to see if it was in the wrong slot
>>685615129
maybe once i find it you can have pics
>>685615101
Well then how do you know it's in your apartment? If you can't find it you probably just left it at some store when you paid with it.
>>685615168
nope
>>685614944
Bthardamz is a quest in Skyrom. To start it you had to talk to Khajiti first, maybe your cat actually took the card.
>>685610262
If you lost the card you could write a check to check the Quads.
Get
>>685615225
I last had it in this building because I used it to order pizza online
>>685615268
it's a dwemer ruin, not a quest
>>685615324
Possible you left it near the front door? On a lip or doorframe or something when you went to get the pizzas?
its ontop of your fridge
>>685615445
there isn't one
>>685615464
it's not
>>685615527
it is, now show pussy.
Also tits or gtfo.
in your car? under your keyboard on your desk? jacket pockets? Jeans pockets? In whatever you wore last? maybe you put it in the laundry with the card still in the pocket.
>>685615624
I didn't come here claiming to be a femanon in need of a white knight, I came to find my bank card. If you want tits, help me find it. If you won't, get the fuck off my thread.
i hope that she really lost it and that she's not trying to get our attention
It's been stolen. Time to go knockin on doors OP
>>685615886
if I wanted attention I'd have posted my tits already
>>685610262
>>685610262
Check your balls
That's where I left mine last time
Pretends to have lost his bank card, pretends to be a girl
All just to get the attention of anonymous freaks on /b/
Your life has amounted to this OP
An hero
the angler fish has stolen it, don't try to find it or you will be his next victim
>>685616182
I didn't come claiming to be a girl, cuck. People figured it out. I have lost my bank card, and I need it. If you're not going to help, fuck off.
>>685616250
^^^^^
WAIT WHAT IF OP IS THE ANGLER FISH?!?
is it behind or under that stupid thing your laptop is on
Fuck you OP you're a fuckin faggot.
Spider-Man thread, I summon thee
>>685616351
Well honey retrace your steps, when's the last time you saw it?
>>685616351
You deliberately used girly looking pics, you knew people would ask for pics.
Timestamp your room, because those file names aren't even camera filename formats
>>685616466
nope
>>685616500
ordering pizza a week ago
>>685616493
stay classy, /b/.
>>685616594
Alright, and after you ordered it, did you leave it somewhere like near your room or living room?
>>685616544
>those file names aren't even camera filename formats
are you retarded?
>>685616351
you could've say that you weren't a girl instead of posting yourself, which shows us all that you're a girl
>>685616714
presumably, the problem is I don't know where
it's hiding in your stupid blanket
Check the tables. Ive lost more there than anywhere else. Could be under a sheet. If you already checked, check again
id/heilhitler911
>>685616737
either I say I'm not a girl and people shit on me for having pink sheets and teddy bears and nobody helps me, or I own up to it, people help me thinking they'd get tits and I find my card
no brainer really
>>685616773
Well what rooms have you checked?
Remember to scratch out rooms you checked for it to be easier to find.
>>685616594
check old pizza box under your bed
>>685615934
*pets cat*
>>685610262
Up that cats asshole
>>685616952
I checked every room, which is why I'm asking for suggestions as to where to check, because clearly my searching wasn't good enough
>>685616960
pizza box isn't under the bed
I bet you ordered pizza, put the card down on whatever surface is nearby, then knocked it off at some point. Check under any nearby furniture. Also check any sheets you washed the last week and are folded somewhere. Also inside any shoes near where you ordered the pizza.
>>685613973
>>685614138
>2 liters behind bed
>last ordered a pizza
Just how fat are you?
>>685617043
how bout this cat?
>>685617079
checked furniture; sheets were fresh on when I ordered and the old ones have been washed since, not there
>>685617068
Check between sofa cushions, car, books, or makeup kits, and maybe little pockets in your purse that you might have missed.
>>685617222
No no kitty!
No gun 4 u!
*takes gun*
*pets cat*
>>685617218
there's a pic of me ITT
notice that those bottles are not even close to empty
>>685617249
checked all of these
>>685617228
check your washer and dryer thoroughly
>>685616250
>>685616354
>>685617312
Under cabinets or dressers?
Might have fallen under there
>>685617304
how bout THIS cat?
>>685617449
*takes gun*
*pets military cat*
>>685617449
>>685617640
here's another cat
>>685617735
*pets toy from heman and cat*
Try checking the room adjacent to the one you expect it to be in. Shits magic and will not be where you used it. Happened to me before.
id/heilhitler911
think like a cat
you will find what you seek
check between the mattress and the wall/headboard.
Also check under keyboard if you have a desktop.
>>685618128
This is a beautiful quote anon
Can I screenshot it?
