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Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
Megumin claimed~
>crossover edition
Britfag Maki Claim
This shit is creepy, but i like it
>>685599869
Hanako here.
>QOTT:
What grinds your gears the most?
>People who sing along to your favourite song out of tune
>>685599869
Was thinking about making one just to see if i could beat you to the punch.
It's time for me to go to bed. I plan on getting back on at 3:30 pm CST. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>685599869
69 get
>>685599999
nice quints maki
Rory-sama claimed
Still haven't done it edition
>closing in on a full panic attack
Yuuki claim. Still lurking, still working
>>685600071
happy people whilst i'm in a bad mood
Awoo~ claim
>>685599869
homu thread!!!
>>685599999
>check'd
>>685600071
Couples trying to eat each other's faces off
>>685600155
i don't want to be rude, but you're being a fucking pussy. it's a simple shot, just do it already. nothing bad is gonna happen.
>>685600071
>When people don't check your quints >>685599999
Probably when people ask what's wrong with you when you're fine but so much that they become the issue
>>685600395
>in public
>Megumin
>>685599978
>crossover edition
>
>>685600071
>What grinds your gears the most?
When someone is blatantly biased.
>People who sing along to your favourite song out of tune
I don't know that feel since my favourite songs are rather obscure.
>>685600095
You could probably do it, I delayed it a bit because I was wondering if someone was on it.
>>685600130
Sleep tight Shiro.
>>685600334
With Kagami in it!
>>685600214
Awoo~
>>685600071
i don't get angry much. i honestly can't think of anything lol
>>685599491
they well!!!
miyuki was my least favorite of them, and she doesn't show up a lot in the series lol
>>685599618
you need to!!! i don't want you to lose sleep....
hopefully it will work!!
>>685599692
same old. same old
>>685600155
Is there something in particular bothering you, Rory?
>>685600477
Oh i so could have. Was slightly disappointed with myself for not. Lol
>>685600395
>megumin with dank singles
>>685600531
yeah same. Just holding it down.
I work at a convenience store. Sometime over night a bunch of beer in the cooler fell off the shelf. The girl working the graveyard shift left it for someone else to clean. I'm pissed.
>still barely awake
>>685598551
:^)
>rattle
>>685600531
>miyuki was my least favorite of them, and she doesn't show up a lot in the series lol
That's good, as much as she fills a gap in the group she was kinda boring. I like how the sisters have nothing in common.
>>685600579
But will you be able to do it next time? Find out on the next episode of /waifu/ Z.
>>685600395
cannibalism in public??? i wanna live where you're living!!!
>making out intesifies!!!
>>685600922
>because that's not suggesting anything
>wink wink nudge nudge
>>685600918
just they're looks!! kinda, but they're complete opposites other than that
>last time...on waifu z, 15 minutes of explanation!!!
>>685600998
h-huh???
what are you nudging for?!?
>>685600477
I like this crossover :o
>>685600531
I will buy some someday~
Sorry for worrying ya~
>>685600746
>got some dank singles yourself
>>685600922
I prefer having that kind of business in private~
>wink wink
>>685600998
>ayy
>nudge nudge
>>685601073
>followed by 5 minutes of yelling while charging an ability
>>685600828
That sucks. How much of it broke? Can't tell very well. Looks like a few bottles of the bud
>>685600887
I... don't know if that's a yes or no. Lol
Oh well.
A :^) to you too.
>rattle rattle
>>685600918
If i'm around enough to noticed the image cap, maybe. If i show up with it capped like last time, probably won't try. Lol
>>685601253
Megumin gets it >>685601266
>winking and nudging escalates
>>685601266
>dubs
>FUCK
>>685601266
I didn't save much crossover pics because most of what I saw was obscure characters I have no idea who they are, but I got 3 Homura x Kurumi pics.
>>685601328
I will make your words mine, but considering the thread is rather slow in the morning I will probably be here.
>>685601366
>dubs
>SAME EXACT DUBS
>>685601346
>winking intensifies
Claiming before bed.
>>685601266
o-oh!!! im not sure im into cannabalsim....
it's fine!! just get some sleep soon!!!
>winking and nudging intensify!!
>>685601283
hahahaha!!! don't forget about the spirit bomb!!!
>>685601328
Yeah, the image rotated itself somehow. All in all, two 6 pack bottles of Shock Top and a bunch of blue moon cans. The bud light was completely unharmed some how.
>>685601485
>>685601559
>winking and nudging escalates to the point that it looks like I'm having a seizure
>>685601485
>Will it happen again?
rolling on the river
>>685600426
>>685600579
Its difficult to explain. I used to do this no problem, but over time I developed a callis the pen couldnt get through. Wasted 5 doses on rebounding needles. When you fail that hard, it gets to you. If it were a syringe, which I jave changed to again, I would have been fine, but its the lack of control and the fear of doing shit like that again.
I have done it now. Took a bit of time as it does. I just need people to tell me Im a pussy, really. Worked the last few times with my brother, but hes not awake.
>>685601550
Sleep tight bun bun.
>>685601559
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Kagami take my energy つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
But who will be the SB target?
>>685601479
I only have Rikka x Megumin crossovers and the pic I posted earlier
>>685601559
I'm not planning on sleeping today~
>>685601559
>>685601605
>so much winking and nudging
>enough energy to have an explosion
>>685601695
One can only hope~
>>685601769
Best intensify gif ever. The other crossovers I have are /waifu/ references so... yea...
>>685601769
Oh for christ's sake just make out with her already jeebus all this winking and nudging's ripping a hole through the space-time continuum.
>>685601589
Cleaning up spilled beer first thing in the morning sucks. Been there and certainly feel for you.
Surprised the bud light didn't break.
Now that i'm looking at the shock top i can certainly see how it would break. I assumed it was just a half empty box to begin with.
>>685601756
Huh. Well if that's all you needed...
But yeah, i can see how that would get you apprehensive.
>>685601769
Unlucky rolls
>>685601951
Man you really hate romantic/sexual tension don't you hanako?
>>685601769
>69
awww....well i don't think you planned on sleeping yesterday huh? lol
>is this the way we die?? winking and nudging??
>>685602066
Romantic build up's fine. Too much sexual build up on the other hand is not good for my heart. I'd rather skip the foreplay and dig right in.
>now those are some legs
>>685602079
>Kagami is Murdoc
Off course she gets the best character!
>>685601874
Right?! I love this gif so much~
Who made these /waifu/ crossovers? :o
>>685601951
I'd be down for it
But y'know, not a big fan of that in public
>Can you take romantic/sexual tension at all?
>>685602066
And we were so close...
>>685602079
>ayy
I tried to sleep, ok? D:
>not necessarily~
Also I love your pic :o
>>685602276
Foreplay is the most important thing!
>>685602276
I can respect that
>>685602364
>off
>bY
>TWO
Good morning everyone! How're you all doing today?
>who wants a hug
Cory claimed
>>685602364
Random people when they feel like doing it I guess, I made this one and few others, Mrs Pauling used to do a lot of stuff like this but he disappeared suddenly.
>>685602029
Now my shoes smell like booze for another 6 hours lol. How're you doing by the way?
>Yuuki
>>685602364
In a sense, yeah. It's just I'm really sensitive to that kind of thing and it drives me crazy.
>Foreplay's good too, but there I times when I would just say get on with it.
>>685602518
>It's Prinz
Oh dear.
>>685602029
Bad thing is its literally the pens. I ha e zero problems with the straight syringes. I guess its mostly the control issue.
In other news... I did a stupid and lost 3 hours of work on BITCHWHORE. Left the gameboy off charge while I cooked and cleaned.
>amateur mistake
>>685602654
Shinoa in 3, 2, 1.
Waifu claimed!
>>685602659
>it's Hana
>happy hugs
>>685602439
>SO
>FUCKING
>CLOSE
>>685602518
Priinz~ What's up friend~?
>hugs
>>685602605
I don't think I ever got to meet Mrs.Pauling..
>>685602659
I see
Well to each their own~
>>685602654
She has amazing feet.
>>685602806
>Oh dear this is bad
>Curse my complex emotions
>>685602339
hahaha!!! bass players are best characters!!
>>685602364
so it's gonna be a good explosion???
i know you're trying, but you need too!!!!
>thanks!!!
>>685602748
not today future seeing homu!!!!
>>685602518
Good morning Prinz
>hugs
How are you today?
>>685602655
Not bad. Fairly late in my day, might wander off to bed approximately soon. Never know though.
>>685602727
haha. Charging is hard.
Yeah i could how that would suck. I've never messed with the auto-injecting type needles, unfortunately. Have no idea how common it is to bend them.
>>685602832
Megumiiin~
>explosive hugs
Nothing much, I've just been busy the past few days with school. You?
>>685602970
>eh?
>is something wrong?
>>685603015
Hey shizuru! I'm good, I wish I slept longer though ;w;
>tight hugs
You?
>>685602959
How's it going Shinoa?
>Yuuki
>>685602970
emotions are hell sometimes huh??
but they're good too!!
>>685602518
Prinnnnnzzzzz
>hugs
im fine but really really tired
how are you?
This appears to be less a waifu claiming thread, and more of a thinly veiled waifu roleplaying thread.
>>685602985
Oh trust me, that would cause the best kind of explosion~
But I'm going to a Thai restaurant today, I don't want to miss it D:
>>685603113
Hope everything goes smoothly for ya friend~
I got busy with NEETing
>>685603252
>Hanako have a love triangle confirmed?
>>685603113
Uh... nothing! Nothing's wrong!
>stupid heart
>you're already shipped dammit
>aren't you satisfied?
>>685603252
Like you would not believe
>>685603383
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>685602654
fucking nice feet
as expected, shinoa is around
>>685603462
>you're already shipped dammit
Not anymore. He's decided to moved past that.
>>685603383
i like best explosions!!!
okay....just because that sounds delicious!! lol
but get some tonight!!!
>definitely confirmed!!!!
>>685602832
>JUST
>>685602518
Good morning.
>>685602832
We can assume he died or got jailed.
>>685602985
Im trying to think of a second favourite but can't, they are all tied.
>>685603197
That's the furry.
>>685603252
It's almost like completely ignoring certain emotions is a good thing to do.
>>685603325
Blame the newfags.
>>685603113
Pretty much the opposite of that. Considering bed and hoping i can force myself to sleep less than i have been lately.
Though i'll probably be up for a few more hours if i can manage it.
>>685603298
>Rattle rattle
>>685603298
Sachiiiiiii~
>tightest hugs
Tired, I just woke up. What'd ya do this weekend?
>>685603383
Thanks!
>nuke-tier hug
>>685603462
O.. Oh Uh okay then..
H.. How're you doing?
>>685603556
Hey Maki! How're you?
>hugs
>>685603619
Ah damn. Don't push yourself if you don't think you can do it.
>>685603559
damn....i know how you feel, i wish it was that easy to ignore emotions sometimes...at least the bad ones lol
>i wanna say 2d is my favorite, but it's hard to decide!!
>>685603552
I was talking to myself
>>685603554
I will stab you if you keep going with whatever you're thinking about.
>>685603693
I'm fine. Almost died again on the weekend. The usual.
>>685603462
Oh boy
Hanako getting defensive~
Plus he was ready to kill me simply for getting friendly...
>Hopefully he doesn't break Hotaru's hearth~
>>685603554
I'll definitely get some rest tonight!
>oh my~
>>685603556
>OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>685603559
I hope he's alright
>even tho I never met him
>>685603693
Anytime~
>H bomb-tier hug
>>685603835
go ahead!! i like that kinda stuff!!
>i read a book about a love triangle once, it was pretty sad actually!!
>>685602654
Damn, great feet.
>>685603835
Almost died!? That's not good! What happened?
>>685603928
<3
>that's a big explosion
>>685603693
A little tired but can't complain. Following the angler case is tiring work.
>thanks for hug
>>685603928
I'm so done. Singles relinquish me from this horrid cycle
>>685603796
Did you ever read 'Rise of the Ogre'? 2D was pretty awesome there, but drummers are cool too and the whole spirit thing is awesome, and Noodle is just Noodle.
>i know how you feel
I was referring to something else, if he is lurking he will understand.
>>685603928
>even tho I never met him
Nothing wrong with being compassionate about someone just because he is a waifuist.
>>685603559
We can't just blame newfags for everything, now can we?
. . .can we?
>>685603559
I'm pretty sure that's not the furry typing text. It has never responded to anyone ever
Why not "generic face with different hair" thread?
Anime is fucking done, unoriginal crap.
>>685603928
Never, in my lifetime, will that ever happen.
>I need to fix this, quick
>>685604041
>THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO AVOID IT
>>685604099
Go karting. Someone hit my kart from behind and I spun out. Crashed into the tires and straight into the open field. Almost reached the actual race track, with actual racing cars on it.
>I'm indestructible
>>685603928
that's good!!! it'll be filled with dreams of barrels of whisky!!!
>>685604153
you've read the backstory stuff on gorillaz?? whoa!!! i thought i was the only weird one like that lol
>oh....
>>685603693
No no i'll be fine. Even if i over do it i'll just take a nap later. Lol
>>685604110
Angler case? What's that?
>you're welcome!
>>685604320
Oh Jesus Christ. Thank God you lived! I'd miss you if you died!
>comforting hugs
>>685602654
shieet i just woke up and these niggas are here again? at least give it a break your cartoons will wait i guess being a loser is 24/7? ahah wtf
>>685603835
I'm sure that it'll be simple for you to move past them as well.
>>685604320
that was just a book though!!! books aren't true most times!!!
>>685604099
Only the best hugs for the hugmaster!
>>685604110
We broke out of this vicious cycle!
>>685604153
Yeah, you're right
>>685604320
Good
Better fix that quick, I screencaped everything~
>>685604382
That would be a great dream if I could dream at all~
>>685604491
>no feet
>disapointed
>>685604592
>tfw feels.....
i wouldn't even care if they were weird dreams
>>685604592
>>685604382
It's the only book I read in English, once again we can conclude we're the same person.
>>685604154
You're free to do anything on /b/.
>or not
>>685604186
I guess its only the real furry when he posts his edited beach pic and replies back.
>>685604464
Oh okay! Just make sure to get some rest that's all
>>685604592
Hehe~
Thanks megu <3
>>685604689
Same..
>>685604717
Thanks kind anon~
>>685604762
you're welcome!
>>685604491
She is about to make a huge mess all over that nice kitchen :(
Claimed
>>685604483
>I'd miss you if you died!
Hngg...
>Control your breathing dude
>You got this
>>685604592
If you ever, EVER, say anything that isn't true to her, then a couple of missiles on your way would be the LEAST of your problems
>>685604575
>EVER READ A BIOGRAPHY?
>>685604752
yes!!!! just a few bodies of water apart lol, i think the backstory on noodle is pretty interesting though...about being a super soldier and stuff lol
>>685604766
why won't the sandman visit us????
>>685604717
>>685602654
NICE FEET
I
C
E
F
E
E
T
>>685604984
mmmmm, i read beethoven's!!! but that doens't count!! lol
>>685604984
You okay? Youre sweating a bit..
Are you sick?
>>685604870
So what'd you do this weekend?
>>685604483
Some faggot on /b/ posted some ciphers that led to a Youtube channel with random videos on it, and spectrograms of some of the videos contained names of victims of cold cases in Colorado.
He's called the angler because his profile pic is an angler that we found in another spectrogram.
Just a series of puzzles really. Could be bait, but it's kept me vaguely entertained this weekend.
>>685604592
God bless.
>>685604752
it just seems like it'd end in a recursive loop, eventually with us standing on our virtual lawn shaking our fists at whippersnappers
>>685604965
ah shit, well I guess our waifu's elope off together.
>>685605012
I like how she got shipped through FedEx, their service is great.
>>685604984
Eheh~
And why is that? Isn't Hotaru the ONLY anon you love~? I wonder how she would feel if she ever saw these posts~!
>>685605012
We scared him off ;-;
>>685605153
I drank half a bottle of scotch 2 days ago
Was a pretty fun night~
Yourself?
>>685605160
>The Queen?
Best type moon claimed
>>685605160
Ooh! That sounds so cool! Could ya link me the YouTube profile?
>>685605307
Damn nice.
I went to the arcade and bought a GameCube.
>I wanna play melee
>but I don't have anyone to play it with
>FeelsBadMan
>>685599869
Anne Frank Claimed.
>>685605235
safe enough to ship a human!!!
>dead....or alive....
>>685605307
please come back sandman!!
>>685605153
Sick? Y-yeah, probably...
>Dammit man you're losing it!
>Abort! ABORT!
>>685605307
>Infidelity is the greatest sin
>So why are you like this, heart?
God dammit...
>>685605410
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6lfthWfZXIHcBmrwBPylQ/feed
We also have a discord- https://discord.gg/011YwS1gaYODL8Ymo
We know that the 'deeper' owner is probably in discord because he drops us hints when we make progress.
>>685605508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWFaykfCRlU
>>685605494
One day...
One we'll be able to dream again ;-;
>great pic
>>685605489
brainwash propaganda victim
>>685605410
Fucking great!
>the feels...
>One day you'll have great friends
Won three games with akiko, ez shit.
What happened in the mean time?
>>685605489
get out kike
>>685605494
Too bad you can't ship animals, explosives or body parts, it's in their rules.
>>685603619
>rattle
>>685603693
not really done much, just a chill weekend
>>685605508
because you're heart needs it!!
>>685605638
we can only hope....
thanks!!! i got it from someone special
>i would say great pic, but i'd be saying it too much
>>685605782
i think that's more of a reccomendation!!!
>does a whole body count as parts??
>>685599869
And the ugly people losers has to hurt people without phsyically hurting people cause has to hurt people the ugly way cause fat and smell like dog shit and ugly and
>>685605508
>feels head
You're burning up! Lay down and rest, I don't want it to get any worse!
>>685605599
Thanks! I'll go take a look
>I joined the discord
>>685605760
>I know right
>it's a shame I don't have anyone to come over today, my friends are busy
>>685605788
Ah that's nice
>more hugs
>>685605856
let me go back to third grade....
>recommendation*
>>685599869
That's why fuck the ugly people losers award shows
>>685605782
>explosive
Ship me! They can ship humans
>>685605856
Topkek
>>685605904
>mine moved out of town
>I'll probably never gonna see them again
>>685605904
I'm not talking, just lurked and put some updates in the chat.
If you got to #case_info you should be able to get caught up with the whole case.
>>685605904
>>685605508
>bed
ohhhh it's happening!!!
>>685605664
Lol you're retarded.
>>685605778
Kill yourself weeb.
>>685599869
And that's why the ugly people losers award shows are lame and pathatic
>>685605638
>GODDAMMIT WHY IS THIS SOUNDTRACK SO ACCURATE TO MY CURRENT PREDICAMENT
>>685605856
...
I don't need it...
>>685605987
>too close!
>WAY TOO CLOSE
Yeah, okay...
>>685606012
>>685606067
SHUT YOUR FACE HOLES
>>685606132
everyone needs companionship in one form or another!!
>>685605856
Sadly no.
>H. Human corpses, human organs or body parts, human and animal embryos, or cremated or disinterred human remains
>>685605987
Only on fictional stories, but you're already shipped.
Akiko claimed
>>685605778
Ayy twas fun man
Let's play again when I'm back at my place in a few hours
>>685605987
>FeelsBadMan
>wanna come over and play smash
>>685606007
I just got caught up. This is pretty interesting! Thanks for showing me this
>thankful hugs
>>685606012
Hehe~
>>685606268
Hey akiko!
>happy hugs
>>685599869
And the ugly people,losers are fat and has to hurt people the ugly way and it look ugly as shit cause fat and ugly and fat and smell like dog shit
>>685599869
And try to hurt people cause fat and jealous
>>685606253
jesus....i wonder how many people have tried to actually ship those!!!
>>685599869
We have to get along with the ugly people losers that try to hurt us
>>685606132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_z67Q46C8
>>685606253
Not what I meant but kek
>>685606366
That would be pretty awesome!
So now I feel tired. Took 3 ibuprofen and that killed my headache. Ima go to sleep, and not just pass out this time.
>>685599869
N they get angry when they hurt the awesome people
>>685606366
I'm not very smart so while these goons decode stuff I just moniter the channel and threads, feelsuselessman
And you're welcome. As I said, this could be bait, or even worse, a social experiment but it's still mildly entertaining.
>>685606240
>not like this
>>685606366
Ohohoho, no. I am NOT doing this. I am OUT.
>>685599869
And there ugly and bother people but outnumber ecerybody so pathatic ugly wart hogs can be successful
>>685606544
>I can dream
>>685606603
Yeah it's pretty fun to read, I'll be lurking.
>it's just a prank bro
>>685606620
Eeh?
W.. What's wrong?
>>685606366
>checked
Hey Prinz, still hugboxing it up I see
>>685606566
>checked
Good night. Good luck
Isn't sleeping passing out intentionally?
>>685599869
Too ugly to handle criticism
>>685606439
Some rules are pretty hilarious.
>KK. Museum exhibits.
>L. Hazardous waste, including, but not limited to, used hypodermic needles or syringes, or other medical waste.
>V. Notes.
Whats wrong with shipping notes?
>>685606544
That lullaby...
...
...
...
Thank you.
>>685606754
I've made my decision.
>>685606675
>>685606874
If you're the one who wrote both of those, you're too stupid to construct a meaningful sentence.
>>685599869
And the ugly people losers are ugly and gay and try to bother people and it gets people mad that the ugly guys losers are ugly n ignore people that think is ugly and funny looking while try to hurt people by acting better then everybody while looking funny looking
>>685606775
Yup! I'll never stop hugging!
How're you doing?
>>685606952
W.. What?
I'm confused did I do something?
>>685606964
>responding to retards
>>685599869
It feels like using people like a web
>>685606952
That was my favourite moment in the game
>>685607024
I find using people like that as something of a punching bag slightly amusing.
>>685599869
And use people and thinking to hurt me
>>685606914
>you mean i can't ship my used needles?!?!
whaaaaaaatttt???
>>685607022
I apologize for the confusion. I've simply made... peace, with myself.
Again, sorry to confuse you. Hug it out?
>>685607115
That song. It reminded me. Of her. Thank you, Megumin.
>I owe you
>>685599869
Am I the only one that find beyonce and the ugly people losers ugly
>>685606754
Reminds me of Cicada.
The wait for the next video continues.
>>685607376
Beyonce has a God-given talent how dare you
>>685607356
>....and in the end.....balance and peace are restored within hanako's troubled mind.
>>685607356
Anytime friend
>>685599869
Am I the only one that don't like watching ugly white losers on tv
>>685607544
>>685607544
>>685607544
>>685607544
>>685607544
>>685599869
And there gross like takes anything like spend a lot of money to hurt people on tv
>>685599869
So that's why the ugly people losers are ugly as shit rr n uu smell like dog shit
>>685599869
Fat and ugly and smell like shit and bother people
>>685599869
But try to act attrative but is fat and ugly and smell like dog poop like the ugly guys losers
>>685599869
That's why ugly and pathetic
>>685599869
And the ugly people losers are pathetic cause is ugly and fat
