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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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>>685596959
I fucked my wife's sister before we got married and she doesn't know about it.
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>>685597033
Does the sister know?
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>>685597285
kek yes
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I fucked my dog
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>>685596959
I touched my cousin when she sleeps
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I obessively watch backpage escort ads for the youngest looking whores.
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>>685597648
I do the same thing
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>>685596959
I thought niggers were fictional till the age of thirteen.
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I'm a T-girl..
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I once paid my step sister to let me watch her masturbate naked on my bed
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Sucked dick once but not gay
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I found out my gf is fucking mt roommate. I also now know I like it
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I want my mom, aunt, and cousin to cuckold me
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my mom's car tried to friend me in the back of my mom's friend.
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>>685597901
I'm sucking dick right now but I'm not gay either
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>>685597416
I have sexual fantasies about fucking dogs. How good was it?
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>>685597841
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>>685597901
I like anal, gayporn, ,sucking dick and handsome guys. I'm not gay though
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I've filmed half a dozen close friends naked - no, won't share.
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>>685598243
I only like T-girls, vanilla guys do nothing for me
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My friend told me she was molested as a child
And then told me not to tell anyone
Sorry mate
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i lost my virginity to my father.
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>friends neice
>constantly sits on my lap
>enjoys following me around
>sneak a few ass grabs
>we play wrestle a lot
>intoxicating smell of virgin puss
>pillow over her face as i dug my nose for an upclose sensation

went on vacation recently and there was a pool
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>>685597901
>>685598012
>>685598243
>>685598350
I love nothing more than a hot veiny cock up my ass. Not gay tho
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I have a skinny ribbed polo jumper fetish, like to wear them and cum all over them..have pics
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I'm thinkin about killing myself
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i never flush when i shit in a public bathroom.
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>>685598562
Post them faggot
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>>685597416
I like wolf porn…...........
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>>685598635
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I fucked a black chick once
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I cheated on my bf with his best friend
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>>685598778
>>685598778
>>685598778
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>>685598758
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Few years ago I was going to school 1 or 1.5 hours before everyone showing up just to lock myself in the classroom, put on sportswear of a girl I liked and fap smelling her clothes. Am I welcome here?
only you, guys, know it
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>>685598758

Got game bro, nice.
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>>685598598
Im doing this 24/7 but too fag to just do it
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i pretend to be a man here because people always ask for pictures of my breasts.
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I cant stand anyone or anything with more power then me.
>related today
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>>685599093
Gits or TTFO
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>>685599003
of course you are faggot, thanks for sharing.

>one of us
>one of us
>one of us
>one of us
>one of us
>one of us
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>>685598425
>fam leaves us alone all day
>first activity, pool
>teach her to swim and float on her back
>ass ass ass
>go back to room to change
>undresses in front of me
>pink and hairless
>throw her on the bed and tickle fight
>her legs are wide open
>fart noise on stomach
>im so close and the chlorine smell dominates
>fuck it, pillow over face as she screams
>legs flailing and kicking
>my mouth goes right for the pink
>tongue pressed up against her
>wasnt really licking, more like getting it all wet
>she squeals out WHATRE YOU DOING
>i cant stop
>her squeals of excitement turn to moans
>she grabs my hair and squeezes my head with her legs
>i pull back and notice a quick pulsating rhythm

grill9s first orgasm in 30 seconds
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I had sex with my teacher. A few times tho.. when things got pretty serious i backed out. I bet you if i stayed serious we would still be together.
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I blow my cousin untill he cums in my mouth... Idk if he wants to hang with me anymore might be fucking up our relationship because he doesnt invite me like he used to...xl
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>>685599093
Really? Timestamp timestamp timestamp hahahah kidding
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>>685599300
1. How old is she?
2. Did she tell anyone?
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i have boner then im thinking about killing hipsters
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When I was 7, i had this pretty cute babysitter, she mustve been in her early 20s. She was pretty and fit but i was mostly interested in her great big ole tits. I used to always cop feels, like totally unabashed and with persistence - i was constantly grabbing her tits. And she would very seeetly tell me not to touch her there. She would babysit me and my little bro on the regular. This one time after my little bro was put to bed, she just let me have at it. And things quickly escalated from there. Her shirt came off. Then she got my shirt off. Then her pants and my pants. Then without warning, she just starts sucking my little jr stiffy. I was in awe and totally hooked. Didnt come but it felt fucking amazing. Rubbed her beaver too but was a little taken aback when she busted, i didnt expect that and thought i might have hurt her or something. Anyways, that was the last time she ever babysat me unfortunately. Never told on her tho - she said we would both get in big trouble if I said anything to anyone and i believed her. Was a great experience for me. 10/10
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>>685599431
is any of that relevant?
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I once licked my mom's shoes and came while rubbing them on my balls
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>>685599300
Cont?
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>>685599541
Well you're telling us the story with no information except bare necessities, moar
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>>685598979
likes to dress my sex toy and cum over it
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Can't really hold a candle to you guys honestly.
Most interesting I got is that I'm in my 20's and I still escape to my imagination for shelter from reality.
I think of some interesting stories when I do, might write some of it down someday
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>>685599701


This is the most beta thing i've ever seen.
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>>685599676
Think maybe that's because what he might admit to is illegal?
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>>685596959
I eat my own cum... gf doesnt know yet...
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>>685596959
Sometimes when I scroll /b/ I see shit tier cancer threads.. Is this normal guys?
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>>685599926
lol..you'd fuck it, best toy ever very soft and tight and realistic
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>>685599996
Yeah... because posts with illegal content isn't anywhere on /b/
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>>685600115
Yeah because I mean, you can always trust your friends on b with secrets that could ruin your life
Right?
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>>685600087

Well..... i'm curious tho... but no need for plastic when you can fuck skin daily :)

>pic related>>685600062
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I've eaten broccoli 5 times this week.
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when i was at school i managed to again access into my schools admin accounts and deleted all of my ex gf's school records through the vice principals login, she was a A+ student who was worthy of distinction in most subjects, she works at maccas now and has 3 retarded kids with a skinhead crack junkie. also the vice principal got blamed when an investigation went under way, turns out he was touching kids from the primary sector, and ended up getting fired. he killed himself 4 months ago.
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>>685600446
>>685600446
>>685600446
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>>685599664
>>685599676
there wasnt much more. we shared ice cream and watched tv until she passed out. i spread her legs and examined every fine detail until i got bored. gave it one last whiff and long slow lick to wake her up. she had to get dressed into her pjs before going back to sleep. saw her in the morning as we parted with fam. tried to kiss me but i just hugged her
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>>685600446

Today on: things that never happend.
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Why are you guys risking the possibility of screwing your lives over by possibly doing sketchy stuff and then actually saying it Kek u guys need something besides jesus..
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>>685598006
What now?
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>>685600303
true but it never says 'Fuck off'' like my gf ;)
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I've been fucking a married co-worker for about 4 months. Ask me anything.
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>>685600547

The only thing you need is to shut the fuck up.
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>>685600614
Got any pics?
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>>685600612

Hahaha true true.. got any pics of you and ur gf?
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>>685600614

are you really fucking a married co-worker?
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>>685600546
it does seem hard to believe, but its a suprising truth
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i once punched a goat. it was getting to close.
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>>685600614

Pic of her?
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>>685598404
How old were you? Was it consensual? I can see in certain circumstances where it might be advantageous for a trusted person to guide you in your sexual awakening.
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>>685600547
why you not going to reddit fag?
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I got blackout drunk at a party and ended up taking a gay guy home who fucked me and I dont remember any of it but waking up next to him was absolutely terrifying.
None of my friends or my gf ever found out.
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>>685600726

Allright allright. Got any news about it? It should be somewhere on the internet
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>>685600717
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>>685600811
no matter how drunk, i would never.

hows it feel to be labled bisexual you faggot
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>>685597877
How much? Was it worth it?
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Angela hui.. Hot fucking Asian she had five abortions. One was mine. Her Facebook pictures are fucking hot!!!!! Angela hui from queens ny
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I was touched as a kid, and I touched my cousins growing up. Never over the clothes, but still. My guilt eats me up.
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>>685600967
Moar please. Any of her ass?
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>>685599093
Balls or GTFO.
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>>685600722
no she says I'll post it here, she knows me too well ;)
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I am a kissless virgin and will die alone
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>>685597911
Confront her and tell her you want to watch. If she agrees, tell her /b wants to watch, too.
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>>685598006
Holy shit that's hot! greentext plx
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>>685598238
Nice legs!
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>>685600980
Feels pretty shitty bro, but to be fair, no one I know would ever be able to label me as bi.
A secret I shall take to the grave.
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>>685600780

14, yes, and i dont know. i guess it's possible.
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I cucked my boyfriend last night and i feel pretty pleased with myself.
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I'm a gambling addict with debts
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I've been having sex with my biological dad for 2 years. AMA
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>>685601273
Pics?
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>>685601325
m or f?
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>>685601281
This isn't an AA meeting.
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>>685601325

AMA.

lol.

right.
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>>685601058
Try not to think about it. It's in the past now. Guilt helps nobody
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>>685601380
Why would i take pics of that?
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i like wearing female clothes
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>>685601217
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>>685601273
Tfw your probably my fiance
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>>685601664
Dude you need estrogen.
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im wearing just a diaper i have no medical need for because i have a dia fetish and was ordered to. 23/m here.
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>>685601255
really ain't no big deal, I'm a T-girl and have 100's of 'straight' male admirers who want to bed me and many are big macho guys.
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>>685601698
How so?
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>>685596959
I had sex with my daughter's friend. It was last summer and she was home after her first year of college. I saw her walking and stopped to give her a ride. The two of them were always so competitive with each growing up, and as we talked she kept saying little things that made it obvious she was coming on to me. I couldn't resist and flirted back, and the next thing I knew we had pulled into this little motel. I have no doubt she did it just to have a one up on my daughter, but I'm almost 50, and I couldn't pass up a chance, probably my last, to be with someone that young. I only cheated on my wife one other time in our marriage, but damn, I'd do it again for that sweet pussy the friend has, I loved eating her out before I fucked her, I even rimmed her teenage ass. She's 20 now, and I hope to run into her again this summer, who knows...
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wanna know a secret? well she probably doesn't know. but yeah. i've posted a bunch of times before about how i'm madly in love with my best friend, and have been for a long time. and how she's ALWAYS on my mind. literally. my waking thoughts, and my very last consious thought before i drift off into sleep is of her. it drives me fucking insane. there are times where i just want to take the nearest object and bludgeon her to death, or put a bullet in my brain and just end it. .
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>>685601705
na, I'm only a T-girl for fun and sex don't want to transition, I have trans friends who take hrt and look real good, love sex with them ;)
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>>685597901
I'm homosexual. not gay tho.
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>>685599882
>might write some of it down someday

How about today?
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>>685602285
I'm straight, not hetro though..
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>>685599374
Fucking faggot.
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>>685601863
I know I guess in retrospect I'm comfortable with knowing that I am bi.
But I'm on a football team in the Midwest. If they found out, I would be a social pariah for sure.
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>>685602110
Rather than kill her you could try telling her..
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>>685602109
nice ... take what you can...
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I touched my aunt while masturbating in her bed
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my nephew touched me while he was masturbating in bed.

>i think he browses this site.
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>>685602423
i could. but what am i supposed to say? 'hey, yeah, i'm madly in love with you. my every waking thought is about you, and it's literally driving me mad. so.. yeah. ' i don't know, anon.. i don't know.
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>>685602110
Its too late bro, you've probably spent half your life kissing this girls ass.
she will never see you as breeding stock
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When i was seven i visited my friends house. and his sister at the ago of 8 made out with me on the toilet

>should i greetext this?
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>>685602784
unfortunately. well, time to hit the hard drugs.
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>>685602338
Idk man it's interesting but nothing original and kinda cringe.
Essentially I use energy manipulation on an epic scale to protect a space-faring city of people from generic antagonist with similar abilities.
There are some cool factors though like everyone is connected to a life well in the center of the universe, and some people get more power from it than others.
I come up with some epic dialogue though sometines about war, death, power, loss, etc
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>>685602777
Nice trips
But yeah obviously don't come on so heavy.. has she defiantly got you in the friend zone or is she flirty?
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>>685602777
Trips tells you to do it
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>>685601265
Was it a one time thing? I never touched my daughter, but seeing her smile back at men when she was 13/14 would really get me going. I'm pretty sure she fucked one my buds when she was 16 and we were all on vacation together, He was 41. We were all on a ski trip, and the two of them just disappeared. Two hours later, we find them back at the lodge, with some excuse that just didn't make sense. The guy's wife, my wife's BF, was a pissy bitch for the rest of the vacation.
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In my job i do service calls and when i can, i like to steal teen girls panties.
Also like to wear them and take pics.
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I killed someone and keep burned bones in my room.
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>>685602993
drugs help too. so does staring down an empty shot glass.
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>>685596959
I sucked dick for coke money when i was 16. I also had a bunch of casual encounters with older guys on Craigslist when i was 13-16. I also raped my aunt while she was sleeping, i got away with it. Im 20 now and have no desire to do these kind of thinga again. The guilt eats me up sometimes.
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>>685601273
did you tell him?
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>>685600570
>summer
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>>685602977
Your only recourse is to start ignoring her and hooking up with girls that are below her level.

She knows you dig her, and knows its a sure thing, women want what they can't have.
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>>685603178
Pics.
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I secretly like my close friend that I call my kid.
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>>685603010

it wasnt a one time thing. it lasted for a long time since i was small. and as far as your daughter, i find it strange that you didnt care. i think most father's would not be ok with it, and would probably get violent in a situation like that.
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ive had over 100 sexual partners, and regularly have unprotected sex with random women. i have herpes and dont tell them shit. turns me on.
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>>685603297
here
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>>685603471
>i have herpes and dont tell them shit.

thats pretty low on the human decency scale.
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>>685603010
ID on daughter? we could find out for you
>PowerOf4Chan
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>>685599315
Pic related?
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>>685603195
I bet. But I doubt I'd ever be brave enough to mess with anything hallucinatory.
Even though one of the only things I want is to escape to a more preferable reality.
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>>685603273
i just want these thoughts and feelings to go away, that's all.
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>>685603220
suck dick for more coke
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>>685596959
I hate the majority of people who think I'm friends with them.
I'm in love with my two best friends (both female)
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>>685603320
How did it affect you long term?

If you could do it over, would you still do it?
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>>685603648
You'll need to adress them then. Confront her.
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>>685601273
Fucking cancer woman
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>>685603706
Dont feel the need anymore.
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everyone thinks I'm an SJW feminist

when women let me in their homes, I brush my cock and ass with their toothbrush, cum in their conditioner, any nasty shit I can get away with. I've done this to my closest "friends".

women are pigs and they deserve it
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>>685597901
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>>685603822

it didnt affect me long term anything. i feel normal and I think normal. only thing i could think of as not normal would be my attraction to older men, but that's always been there since I was young. i also wouldnt do it over, but i dont care that it happened. im pretty indifferent about it really. but people freak out if you tell them so I dont say it to anyone out there in life.
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>>685603598
yeah. dropped some acid a few hours ago. good times. love psychadelics.

>>685603825
i think i will. fuck it. i'm just gonna do it.
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My aunt molested me when I was 11. She was drunk and her boytoy left her. She wanted to teach me how to please women and so I followed her instructions clearly. She had me lick her filthy clit, fuck her with my microsized dick and she rubbed till she came.

Afterwards she was filled with regret and said things along the lines of "dont mention this to anyonr etc."

She tried to be normal around us but she was scared shitless of me telling on her.

When I turned 21 I had my heart broken by a cunt, I was mad and didnt get laid in weeks, somehow the incident came up in my head and I went to my aunt.

She was home alone and shocked that I came.

Well, I guilted that bitch into some painful anal fucking and she never told on me...
..so I did it again and again whenever I am in need, always her ass and alwayd rough (I only use vaseline on my cock, never her butthole)

I still do it today and I turned 25 ladt month

Good times...
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Didn't happen to me, but I know 2 friends of mine that purposely let loose a bunch of animals from their cages overnight during a high school 4-h competition. (Where they show off livestock) over 400k in "loss" damages. Plus they broke in and stole all the candy from the concession stands.
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I hate woman when they talk about their nice sex life because I cum to early and can't please a woman .
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>>685604488

try masturbating before you have sex. you'll last longer.
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Was at a biker rally years ago and got hammered and crashed in the marquee tent with lots of others, had a sleeping bag but was a cold night and heard a girly voice in the dark saying 'anyone got a bag I'm freezing' I said 'over here' and a girl turned up and got in my bag and cuddled up to me and before I knew it we were all over each other, it was real dark and I couldn't see her features but she was quite small and felt very slim with no tits just little nipples and her pussy was smooth and very tight when I fingered her, she asked if I had a condom I said yes (i didn't) and she took her jeans off and I fucked her from behind and she was the tightest fuck I've ever had, then she said she had to go before she was missed and left, I've often wondered what the fuck that was about, was it a young hottie being naughty, there were a lot of teens with their parents at the rally.
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>>685604215
Bad trips sound like some scary shit though man. I go to sleep afraid of being trapped in nightmares; no way I'd want to take the risk of consciously living one like that.

I hope you do go through with it though. You should be happy, anon.
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I have been in love with one girl for 4 years. I do talk to her, but nothing special between us.

I also wish I wasnt born. The only thing that keeps me away from killing myself is friends and family. I dont want to pass the pain to someone else.

>inb4 NEET beta cuck neckbeard.
No
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>>685604570
doesn't help that much...
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>>685597823

Thats qhy the word niglet exists?
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>>685604121
How did it start?
Who usually initiated?
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im probably gonna an hero soon because my life is shit
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I have a huge fucking crush on my cousin since I was like, four. It's so bad that I think I might have projected a bit on some of my ex-gfs. Shit fuck this bad.

Good news though, I've got a hunch that it's mutual.
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>>685604687
thanks so much, anon.
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>>685597416
What breed?
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>>685604909
No.
If you do, you are potentially depriving the world of something great. Nobody knows for sure that their future holds.
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>>685603309
I secretly like a close friend I call "mom"
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>>685597911
CUCK
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my sister ties me up and fucks me everytime her period is over
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>>685599093
It's a feminine penis
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>>685605078
I'm assuming it's your fraternity "big" or whatever the fuck you call them? I know of a few frat guys that call their superiors mom and dad
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When I was young, I used to touch my mom's boobs a lot, but the problem was that every women/girl who sleep with me I would touch her boobs too, because I always thinked that was my mom.
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>>685605322
it's called PMT, Post Menstrual Tying..
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>I have a fat fetish.

I feel disgusted with myself. Nobody knows this apart from me.
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>>685604886

he'd rub my chest under my shirt if no one was around, and if someone came in the living room he'd pull his hands away. kisses on the mouth too when no one was around, but not when mother was. one time I tried to do it in front of my mother and she got mad at me. told me i was too old to be doing that to him and it honestly scared me a lot. but then later on my father said it was ok to do it, but not if she was around cause she'd get mad. so I started hiding things we did from her, but anything that happened in the beginning was his ideas or things he'd ask me to do. at that age you dont really know whats sex or whats going on, so you just do as your told. and i did.
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Last month, Had a "failed" suicide attempt. Just picked up the gun and pulled the trigger with it in my mouth... Though it was loaded. Was forced to impatient at a state psych ward for 2 weeks. The shit I saw...
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>>685596959
I want to die but im to much of a pussy to go thru with it
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>>685605436
No, it's a girl I served in the army with. She calls me her "son," and I call her "mom"
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>>685605657
What did you see anon?
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>>685605714
Oh ok gotcha. I can understand that. Unlike the whole fraternity/sorority shit.
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My gf is a prostitute
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>>685602422
>If they found out, I would be a social pariah for sure.
I bet you are not the only one in the team but how would you know?
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>>685605657
Saw a guy masturbating in the hallway using maple syrup, and witnessed a ptsd soldier literally body slam this 60 year old woman on the corner of his bed, breaking her hip. To name a few
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>>685603035
post pics..
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>>685601325
Is that you Michael?
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I murdered someon, cutted the body, liquefied it in the blender and throw it away in the kitchen sink
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>>685606099
Sounds like alot of work
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>>685605931
no jealousy?
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>>685606191
Worth it
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>>685598846
Kys, whore
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>>685602993
Wanna fight to see who mo powa?
I want multiple children with different beautiful women.
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>>685605990
Any yelling at night while you tired to sleep? Over medications going on?
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Went on Craigslist one time, long story short, I ended up fucking this 7/10 milf while her cuck husband watched with a Cuban in his mouth.
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>>685606202
Oh it's there but I can't bring myself to do anything about it.
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>>685596959
I've try to eat my cum few times but I can't force myself to swallow it
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>>685605609
You make it sound almost sweet, except for the taboo angle.
Was your father good to you outside the bedroom?
Was he attentive to your needs?
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>>685606099
From someone thats sawed through bone and cut tendons and cartilage, i say you must have one spectacular blender.
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I fucked a guy and a trap a few years back, for shits and giggles and Now I have a devoutly christian girl (homosexuality, abortion and sex before marriage is immortal sin)

She thinks I'm the one and we are fucking on a regular basis, but she'd basically not be able to go on with my life if she knew or if someone found out about our sexcapades.
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>>685606397
Try bromelain. Can get it on Amazon.
Makes a big difference.
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>Be me, 12 years old
>Took my family dog for a walk
>I used to live in a village, in a valley
>I take the usual route, across a road
>There are not many cars around
>I can walk freely and it´s silent enough to hear the cars coming
>I am minding my own business with my dog when I stumble across a bridge connecting a pretty high drop between two point in the road.
>Suddenly something comes to mind
>Would my dog be able to survive the fall?
>Don´t know what takes over me
>I just grab him and drop him into the void
>I see him fall
>And fall
>And fall
>ohshititshigherthanithough.jpg
>He reaches the ground
>Blood everywhere
>He´s a splash of flesh and blood
>Don´t know what to do
>Run back home
>Make up a story about my dog being abducted by an old man who forcefully took him from me
>We call the police, answer all their questions
>Of course, they never find anyone who matches my description
>Never tell anyone about it
>Never asked for another dog
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I'm a med student who smokes weed.
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My younger brother age 20 beta as fuck, married his highschool sweet heart.... she got pregnant..... kids almost 1 year old...

He don't know its mine
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I used to be an enforcer for a heroin distributor.
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>>685606311
Jesus yes. We were all side by side in a massive room. (Imagine a bunch of beds in a gymnasium) people screaming at walls, having literate conversations in their sleep, one guy would continuously shit himself in bed. The west was this woman named Michelle, who was manic bipolar or something, and she was on a mission to kill herself. One night she stuffed 10 drinking straws down her throat, trying to muffle her choking sounds so that she could finally get out of that place. She was apparently there for 5+years.
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I'm voting for Trump.
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>>685606397
it's easier when it's someone else's cock down your throat ;)
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>>685606341
Is Craigslist legit?
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>>685596959
i desire the death of my once best friend to the point that i have dadreams about it
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>>685596959
I love my best girl friend


She is fucking amazing, but I don't know if she loves me back and it breaks me everyday to not know


I can't ask her just incase she says no. But I can't tell now if she's really comfortable around me or she's actually in love aswell.


I never not think about her, legit 24/7 no matter what I'm doing; if my phone buzzes I think about her, I hope the text is her


I think I start about 2/3 of the texts and it seems like I'm getting needy so I'm going to stop texting her from now on.
It fuckig kills me Not to ask her out or text her. She's 17 and her parents won't let her date till she's 18


>I'm 18 she's 17 so I'm not underageb8
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>>685606635
Holy shit dude..why did they keep you for 2 weeks I thought it's only a 72 hour deal
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>>685605070
Yea you could be the next hitler!
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>>685601273
Details on that. Was it a big black buck?
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>>685606759
From my experience, it's all about timing.
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>>685606547
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I just want to be hugged and loved, anons :(
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>>685606703
Me too, and I'm mexican
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>>685606809
Because a gun was involved...
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>>685606891
Make sense
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>>685606784
just ask her out you beta fag.
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I'm a guy and I want to look like this..
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>>685600062
Does cum taste that good?
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>>685606403

he was always very nice and attentive to all of us, not just me. we were all pretty normal if you dont count the sex thing. he was still the man of the house and we all depended on him for everything. he was our provider. our mother didnt even work. i got no complaints about family life or anything that happened. thats why I say im normal and think normal.
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>>685599003
yes you are
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>>685606876
dont worry annon ill love you <3
*hug*
(no gay shit tho)
(well maybe a little ;))
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I fucked my buddies wife in their bed, then his first born (which turns out isn't actually his) crawled over and looked up at me while I was smashing on her mom. Kinda weirded me out but still came.
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>>685607117
who is us??
did you have other sisters her "played" with ??
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>>685607027
Yeah it was just for precautionary reasons. It was weird, you could tell a big difference between those who experience a random mental breakdown (normal people) and the ones who really needed to be in there. In all honestly the reason people act the way they do in there is due to the constant change in medications.
>these mess will give you these side effects
>for those side effects, we will stack these meds on top of your current meds to counter those side effects

Actually pretty sad
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I've been struggling with suicidal thoughts for over a month now, worst part? I'm a gunsmith and a firearms collector, I'm constantly surrounded by the means to do it but I haven't. No one knows, not even my wife.
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>>685598356
you broke the rules mate
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I have never had a SO, I have never kissed anyone, I am a virgin.

I have this cool act I put on a university, and I'm actually fairly attractive, but I am utterly and insufferably alone.
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>>685601664
the fuck is wrong with your nasty ass grandpa hands??
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I shat myself once
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>>685605952
Don't encourage him into a bad situation
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>>685607434
What exactly is triggering your thoughts?

I'm OP of this post:
>>685605657
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I have a pregnancy fetish
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>>685607414

i meant my brother and my mother. our family. he was nice to all of us. he took care of us. he provided for us. so we respected him a lot. and no he didnt have sex with my brother. that would be downright nasty if he did and it would probably gross me out make me lookk at him in a totally different way.
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>>685607691
As in you enjoy getting pregenant? Or are into pregenant chicks?
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>>685596959
I have a brain but I still go to /b/
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>>685607767
The latter
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>>685596959
i love fapping wearing pantyhose, buttplug, gag and nipple clamps
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People don't know that when i stare or talk to them i usually have voices talking to me too.
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>>685599455
Ok yeh, creepy coffee hipsters, but those hipsters look like fucking viking warriors.
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>>685597901
I have a boyfriend and I love to suck his 8 inch dong but I'm not gay tho he is
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>>685607434
why man?

remember this: everyone can take the cowardly easy way out, everything worthwhile takes time and is far from easy (sometimes)
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>>685607670
No idea, there's just this massive wave of hopelessness and pain that moved over me randomly last month. Nothing seemed to cause it, it just appeared. I've never been one to be emotional, or talk to people about this kind of thing. I've been looking for a therapist that my insurance will cover but no luck. I'm utterly terrified and I can't work up the nerve to tell anyone.
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>>685606582
I feel bad for your brother that he has a cunt brother and a whore wife
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>>685607818
Makes me wonder if there are actually girls out there who are addicted to getting pregenant? Or is that just "baby crazy"
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>>685607710
Not the guy you're replying to but I think it's pretty nasty to have sex with any of your children
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>>685599958
Fuck, I'm depressed again.

Thanks for remindiing me I'm alone faggot.
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>>685606547
Oh fuck..
Anon...wow
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>>685599110
Are you Kevin Spacey
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m/17 fucking a 12 years old daily
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I tk him 2 da bar|.
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>>685598356
KEK
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I had a guy come round my house last night whilst my gf was out and wank over me whilst i dressed in fishnets,heels and corset
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>>685608134
> these wet dreams
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>>685606547

retard
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>>685608034

i dont have children, so you dont have anything to worry about. I only speak for my own life and experiences. and nothing else.
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>>685608134
Careful m9-1 the party van could come at any time.
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>>685607222
I love you and your trips :)
Thanks.
As weird as it sounds, text on a screen helps.
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>>685608006
I'm pretty sure there are, but its a lot worse for them because after they give birth they start to want more and more babies.
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>>685603178
More info?
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>>685607117
I often wonder about people who had negative experiences, whether it really was the sex that messed them up or was it the emotional environment.
Your case suggests the background environment plays a greater role.
I.e. Healthy relationship + sex -> still psychologically healthy.
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>>685607987
I can understand anon, I will say that therapy is definitely the best route. I'm currently doing IOP in group sessions. I can honestly say it cured my thoughts and has made me see my life differently, more happy than I have ever been. My insurance was shit too, then I thought "why am I putting my a price tag on my Heath?" Regardless, it saved my life. Good luck anon, remember to see life in the bigger picture, we're all shining lights
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My ex set me up with an amazing gorl and we've been dating for a year.. lots of great sex and the girl wants to marry me. Meanwhile, I've also been smashing my ex and I'm still in love with her.
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>>685607946
No fucking clue. Just this wave of hopelessness came over me last month and I haven't the nerve to tell anyone. I know suicide won't fix anything, but I just have this urge to kill myself. Several times I've woke up in the middle of the night loading a gun for no reason, always with just one round.
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>>685606443
What's her name?
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>>685606443
What's her name??
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me 18 creampied in a 11 year old girl
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>>685606341
Did the Cuban cum in his mouth?
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>>685596959
1 year into relationship, its not like i dont love my girlfriend but i really want to fuck different girls apart from my girlfriend.

I have never had any sexual relationship with anyone else but my gf, wonder what other girls are like.
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>>685604909
hey good for you if thats whats happening. I'm not going to say dont do it, I dont know you or your situation. But, if you are going to an hero soon you have nothing to loose. Do whatever you want to do. Confess to a girl you like, take some risks, tell the person you hate fuck you or some shit. Just make sure that you an hero if you get in trouble before you get caught. Or dont if you find that you are starting to enjoy life a little more. Good luck.
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>>685596959
One time there was some Chinese guy on here uploading full tv shows on dailymotion and I requested max headroom and he started to upload that. I didn't check the thread for a bit and it died before I got the link and now I always feel bad that he went through all that work and I never even got to see it. God bless you Chinese pirate.
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>>685597648
> 685597771

gentlemen, may we discuss this on kik (pnksk)
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>>685608548
no, but i came in his wife's mouth
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>>685598778
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>>685608344

i honestly dont know about any of that. all i could say to you or a psychologists or any other medical professionalists interested in my life would be: I was never forced to do anything.

I was asked to do things, and if I did them, sometimes he'd do things for me or get me things I wanted later.. Like trips, or go eat somewhere far, or buy new clothes, etc. i dont like to admit it, but i was spoiled for the longest time for a while there. even my brother used to say I could get away with stuff he never could and it used to make me feel awesome. like really special, and I liked it.

or maybe it was none of that and it was just the fact that I was never forced to do stuff or threatened with pain if I didnt. there was none of that ever. so probably thats why I did stuff and never told anyone.

I dont now. I dont really care either. its just something that happened.
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>>685596959
I got drunk in Bali when I was 17 on a work trip. My boss found out and almost fired me. If my parents found out they'd still probably kill me for being such a retard.
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>>685608288
different anon here, but *Ultra hug!*
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>>685598778
What have you done.
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>>685609212
Thank you :D
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>>685608383
sasha gray
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>>685606876
*gives virtual hug* there you go anon:)
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>>685607434
if you got a kid you need to stick it out till they are on their own and move out. If not maybe join a help group? If you do want to off yourself then if its the best thing for you who are we to tell you not to.
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I spent an hour last night talking to a cute guy on omegle while my bf was out of town...

I woke up naked and found the chat logs with me saying things I don't remember. I was really drunk... I don't know what to do. Take the secret to my grave?
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When i was 18 years old i had sex with my gf mum which was a really hot milf she thought i was 15 cause her daughter my ex now was 14 then and she never knew i had sex with her!
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>>685596959
I have a beautiful loving gf, but i have this uncontrollable urge to fuck other girls, i want to fuck other girls so bad, its not like i dont love her or anything its jsut i find other girls hot too.
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>>685608370
all i can help you via this medium is telling you that there is a solution for everything in life

be it talking to a friend or someone else close - the next time this happens write down the reasons you have in your had at that very time - get back to sleep and review them in the morning

then take one after another and try defining why this is a problem


for example:

"okay, i don´t like my facial skin, all full of pores and blackheads and shit - what could i do about it?" .... let´s try washing my face daily and see where it goes for two weeks

"i hate my life when i look at what others have" .... their life is their´s and mine is mine, they all have their own problems and all i compare myself to is the best of theirs to the worst of mine. it´s useless, we are wayyy too different character wise, friends wise, family wise and so on to make a 1:1 comparison that would be fair to ourselves


think about that and maybe try it, or step your game up and dedicate more time to your guns because apparently you made your hobby your job? - if you work in that area maybe you could teach others how to use guns - it will make you feel better knowing you teach someone new skills you gained over many years
i sound like i know my shit and have a perfect life knowing all this, but that´s wrong my life is also fucked in one or more ways but helping me to appreciate the moment and stopping thinking about the future helped me a lot. i´m currently unemployed and i hope i somehow get through the next month so it´s not all good here

i just keep reading blogs or sites which dedicate their content to self help on a way to a cheesy sounding: "happier life"
mindfulness, awareness and such - enjoying what you have achieved, realizing that you live your own life in this very moment, a life which you could´ve never imagined as a kid.
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>>685600087
>realistic
And you know what that feels like, faggot?
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>>685602604
>>685602556
Lmfao
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>>685602604
cory, is that you?
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>>685602917
Definetely
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>>685602917
myes
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>>685609697
Depends if you're hot....pics and time stamp
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i have to go. i have to run some errands, but here's a big secret of mine:

>be me.
>early 1990's.
>11.
>mother out of the house.
>doing homework in room.
>without fail....
>father comes into room.
>"hey [my nickname], im gonna need a favor."
>immediately know what he means out of routine.
>i ask him where.
>"here is fine".
>father locks door.
>i sit at edge of bed and give him his blowjob.
>he cums. (hed let me know.)
>"thanks." "that was good." or "it felt really good"--or some variation of that.
>walks out of bedroom.
>back to doing homework.
>thought of it as normal.
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>>685609697
Well you've probably been screen capped all over, and depending on what you said, you'll be forever known by random people as a random cam slut, or a really depraved bitch.

Oh and btw, he was probably an overlay on the cam feed.

At least you didn't fuck someone!
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>>685608436
Story?
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>>685596959
I sucked dick when from the age of 12 to 14. The other guy was 2 years older. I then found my moms dildo and used it on myself. Didn't like it. I was hitting my prostate but all I felt was the need to pee.
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>>685610213
He was real; I always confirm with really specific hand gestures that those overlays don't have. I think I only showed my tits... I didn't go too far and I didn't tell him anything very personal.

I'm going to be checking porn sites obsessively for the next week or two I guess sigh
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>>685606443
>thinks sex before marriage is sin
>we're fucking

Tell me, what's her IQ?
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