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ITT: Relationship red flags.
Here, I'll start
>all of her friends are guys
She knows the lyrics to rap songs
shes a woman
>>685594465
she has a femenine penis
She dated a black guy
She goes on tumble
>>685594465
she wants to see you everyday
>>685594465
she takes those retarded duckface selfies
She takes medicine for being bipoloar
>run
>>685594465
She's got a kid.
>>685594509
this.
so much this it's not funny
Her name is a verb, portmanteau, fruit season, country, state or special snowflake spelling of s common name.
she must exist.
>>685594589
This is the first, second, and third reason to never talk to a woman again. Unlesz you're black and she's black. I don't actually hate black people but race mixing grosses me out. Not idea if I'm technically racist but whatever.
>>685594773
>she takes medicine for being bipolar
>she takes medicine for
>takes medicine
All the great sex of a crazy girl without the headache. You go ahead and run away, you dumb faggot queer fuck.
Her hair is an unnatural color
>>685594937
This. Crazy girls do actually fuck the best.
>>685594465
This so much... My girls friends are all guys who are so much better looking than me and i cant tell her not to be friends with them... Should i an hero?
His penis is shorter than 7 inches
>RepubliKKKan
>>685594509
This guy is right... It makes sense and everything.
But why is this right?
>>685594864
Technically you are, but you're not a dick about it, so it's prolly cool I wouldn't worry too much about it bb.
>>685595039
slight duckface. fucking dropped
>>685594937
They stop taking the medicine, dumbass. They never consistently stay on it. Also, the medicine robs them of their libido.
They never want to have sex while taking it.
>>685595090
rap is a classless art
>>685594465
>Relationship red flags
>all of her friends are guys
winner
>>685595046
you don't belong here. go back to redit.
>>685594562
Fucking kek
>>685594937
they never stay on the medicine. never ever
>>685594465
Quick to lose temper. Yanks hand away when you try to hold it. Averts lips when you try to kiss. Shaves pussy "so you will cum faster ". Silent about what's wrong.
>>685594773
>She takes medicine for being bipoloar
she doesn't take medicine for being bipolar
She tries to impress you with obviously make believe stories.
She is a rancid swine
She says "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best."
>>685594465
Sausagefest
>>685595090
It's an indication of being a blue pilled idiot who's been indoctrinated into believing the only way to be a good person is to embrace multiculturalism.
>allowing your child to attend public schools
>not even once
>>685595260
you just sound repulsive. dont think thats her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmIX1Ye3Bo
>>685594989
omg. this.
>>685595260
>Shaves pussy
>>685594465
Redflags in my oldfag experience:
She likes it in the ass.
She has a kid.
She has an ex that was a "piece of shit" and is intent on letting you know.
She can't cook.
She votes democrat.
She has an instagram and uses it often.
She has a tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkK2AcOG854
>>685595039
Mine is 6 inches is that bad?
>>685595153
Yeah, the libido thing isn't true. You have no experience with this. My guess: you're dumb selfish bitch of an ex didn't wanna have sex with you after she realized that she only hooked up with you on impulse during a manic but decided to stay because you give her attention.
Can't refute the other one though: bipolars hate the meds. But if you don't know how to add/drop a dumb crazy bitch you're in the wrong game, playa.
>>685595360
I hope you drown in your own piss, nazi scum.
>>685595458
Yes
>>685594465
1) She's a feminist, or has praised 3rd wave feminism.
2) She's had more than a tiny handful of sexual partners.
3) She takes psychiatric medication or is in therapy.
4) She has tattoos. Tattoos on women are almost always an obvious indicator of mental illness, low IQ or being a slut. Usually all three.
5) She doesn't accept the gender role she was assigned at birth. Women are not leaders. She must accept her role as follower.
6) She drinks, smokes or takes drugs. All of these age women horribly and women age poorly to begin with.
7) She looks like any of the women in this pic. All of these are warning signs to stay far, far away.
8) She's not vain. Women need to keep up an appearance and vanity, despite getting a bad rap, actually helps quite a bit. At a minimum, she needs to feel deeply insecure about gaining weight or looking ugly and unkempt.
>>685594993
>absolute fucking truth
>>685595458
alright explain the ass, ex, and instagram bits
>>685595481
Not a femanon but I took antidepressants for a little while and I couldn't cum anymore. I could literally fuck for hours and not cum.
That shit really messes up your brain chemistry, I imagine it's worse for women since their brain chemistry is fucked by default.
>>685595481
>bipolar legbeard detected.
her mouth opens
- Has mainly male friends
- Is a self proclaimed "free spirit"
-Has 5000000 pictures of her with that stupid snapchat dogface filter
- Knows the lyrics to rap songs
- Unnatural hair color
- Has an instagram
- When they tell you the only interests they have are "food, netflix & sleeping"
All I can think of for now.
>>685595458
Agree 100% with all,
But whats wrong with in the ass sluts?
>>685595596
Chicks that like it in the ass have likely been taking it that way for a long time, to prevent pregnancy at a younger age and got used to it.
She has a kid which is damaged goods. Protip: don't get cucked and take care of someone else's kid.
Instagram is cancer and a chick that uses it often will never get the attention she needs from you, she will always seek validation from others and that one time you have a fight she will be off sucking jamal's dick.
Also another indicator as >>685595568
mentioned is tattoos. No chick worth a shit has tattoos, and I speak from experience.
>>685595744
these are solid... dubs dont lie
>>685595596
Instagram is retarded.
Using it often means you're an attention whore or slut.
>>685595458
>She has a kid.
I left that off my list because I just assumed it went without saying. But yes, this is deal breaker number one. She could be gorgeous, intelligent, in great shape, you name it. If she has someone else's kids, she's off the market to you. Raising someone else's bastard kid is cuckoldry of the highest order. The term cuckoldry actually comes from the cuckoo, a parasitic bird that lays its eggs in another bird's nest so that another bird will have the burden of raising its offspring.
Look at lions. When a lion takes over another lion's pride, he kills the cubs of the lion he killed to become leader. This is how it needs to be.
>>685594465
She's fucking an MVP Super bowl winning quarterback
>>685595646
this guy gets it.
>>685595744
>>685595817
learn to greentext newguy
>>685595846
or highly insecure. I know chick that cant function without it or she feels worthless. what a fucking waste
>>685594833
Or month
>>685595568
>such edge reactionist fag
>>685595602
>see above
Every bipolar slut I've ever fucked or seen regularly (on or off meds) has always been cock hungry. I've never heard any whore on Pills say:
>I've been on lithium (or whatever, lumictal) for a few months now and boy, do I not crave cocks in my various orifices anymore!
>>685594465
Still acts like a child around her parents
>>685594465
>thinks shes actually in a relationship with you then embarks on stalking you for 3 years straight.
>>685594465
Tells her mother personal relationship information that should stay between you
fuck this shit...im going gay
>>685595260
sucks to be you bruh
>>685596032
this for real
>>685596032
this
I just looked up Olivia Munn's dating history and she doesn't seem to have had a relationship that has last for a full year.
Ever.
Most of them were 1 or 2 months tops.
>>685595568
who hurt you?
>>685595260
Jean, is that you?
says her last 12 x's beat her
>>685596032
Yeah, I'd say so.
>>685594465
She makes sex jokes with you in front of her dad
Has a male gay best friend.
I'll fuck a bitch with a kid, but I refuse to meet that brat. The ugly truth is that kids need a little bit of stability in their lives and they can be quick to emotional attachment. It's bad for a kid to see a Carousel of people fucking their parent and then disappearing. Kids develop some strange attachment issues with that.
That's why I always tell my single parent patients that it's fine if they wanna fuck people, just don't bring them around their kids unless there's a ring on that finger.
>not on the pill, doctor said I cant get pregnant
>>685596203
dot see an issue with that one... sense of humor man
>>685596032
/thread
Something was wrong with my ex - found out she was very open with her mother. She told her everything.
from my oldfag experience, think most of them are mentioned already:
>has kid(s)
>has tattoo
>cheated in the past
>has a ctrl freak ex
>>685596254
it's quite embarrassing but I guess some people can like that
Go to these Youtube video,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkK2AcOG854
Post:
So don't date American women then. Got it.
>raid
>>685596228
>That's why I always tell my single parent patients
You're a therapist?
>>685594465
she used to date a nigger
>>685596203
>>685596254
Uhrm, no...
You don't want her to be bringing up sex with her dad...
You also don't want a chick that would do incest with her dad too.
claims her brother / uncle / Saint Bernard raped her
>too autistic/assburgers to respond to communication
>doesnt understand the difference between yes and no
>thinks everything is a lie or a trick or backwards or double meaning
>essentially anything that gives off a mental illness vibe
>anything not sitting in ur lap lighting the next blunt
>>685596359
damn nigger, you leap from sex jokes to immediate incest? you hang around /b/ too much. not everything is as twisted. relax a bit dude
>>685594465
>one of her friends says she has a "reputation"
>she doesn't want to go to certain restaurants or clubs because people "know her there"
>>685594465
she's Muslim
>>685596349
Something like that. Why? Need advice on something? I mostly specialize in kids.
>>685595039
When she has a kike nose
>>685595039
faggot with 6.9 inch penis confirmed
>too mind controlled by schizophrenic retardation eg australian "intelligence" military community to ever be worthy of being anywhere near my glorious cock of zeus
she starts leaving shit at your pad like bras, hair ties etc...
>>685595304
lul yeah those are the words of a crazy bitch who has been dumped over and over
>dating a woman with kids
>pull her shorts down and start rubbing your dick on her
>her retarded child charges in
>WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING??
>mom says "mommys back is sore, anon is trying to make it feel better
That really ain't as amazing as it sounds.
when they can laugh cry and lose temper in 3 minutes then repeat
>>685596515
Well at least there she's claiming you, something a lot of people here may struggle to find.
>>685595480
yeah dude, your dick is shit.
doesnt matter, girls are so stupid and predictable. how do you think those bull lezbos rape hoes every night and get away with it?
>think about it.
>>685596480
No. I just found your use of the word "patients" intriguing. I wondered whether you are a psychologist or just a family physician sort who offers kindly advice to people.
>>685596451
Is it worth it? To take that chance?
As soon as you hear that shit, you're likely to be able to walk away and find someone hotter at a bar anyway.
>>685596705
true true but you know the deal
treat em like shit they claim you
Enjoys gagging and spitting on your dick
Likes it in the ass
Uses social media often
>>685595646
sew it shut
>fixd
>>685596107
The hottest chicks are always the most batshit crazy ones.
This is relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
When her dick is bigger than yours
>>685596636
That's the point where you put your hat back on, friend.
Sorry to hear that shit.
>>685596451
Gonna have to agree with my nigga down here
>>685596359
Sex jokes with the dad is crossing a very strange line. That's borderline covert sexual assault depending on how long the dad has been making sex jokes with her (if a girl seems like, really casual about sex jokes with her dad, he's prolly been "joking" with her about sex since she was eight. It's something called covert assault. Victims typically follow the same patterns as abused girls with daddy issues, most often to strangely the same degrees as actual abuse victims)
>>685596887
I don't have any issue with 1 and 2
Really the worst thing I can think of is if she constantly talks about an ex. Your relationship isn't going to work because she isn't done with that person. Congratulations, you're a rebound. If you don't actually care about her and its just sex it's okay I guess but if you do, she's gonna hurt you, bro.
when she starts crying as your bangin her
>>685594509
agreed
when she wont leave
>>685596763
I work with a lot of teenage parents in lower income areas. Try to give them no nonsense advice that I wish someone had given to my teenage parents. Honestly /b/; it's cliche, but it's really fulfilling doing this.
>>685597010
orgasms can make them cry sometimes
it's due to the sudden rush of hormones and shit
>>685595323
You're right but we were married for 13 years.
>>685596146
I am not Jean.
Shes ever send nudes to anyone.
Instant turn off imo
>>685597194
I have a friend who's in the same relationship as you
good luck anon
>>685596998
How long will it take before you're not a rebound? Girl I like just broke up with her boyfriend and is grieving.
>>685594465
>>685594509
>>685594700
>>685595458 3, 4 and 6 agreed
>>685595568 2 yes, 6 yes if it is more than on occassion
>>685595744 2 and the last point is valid too. last gf only ever had netlfix or video games as a suggestion for things to do. when watching dumb shit on a screen stops leading to blowjobs, forget it.
>>685596032
>>685596148
and as a drug dealer i am going to add:
>was ever a customer of yours
when she starts smashin your brother cousin or best frind
>>685596998
This
I've never heard someone say this, but as soon as a chick I was into started doing this, I was feeling this...
Like why else would she be talking about her ex? I don't know him, am I there as a filler date? I knew something didn't feel right.
when her great dane wont keep his nose out of her snatch and eats her undies
>>685597300
it may never end
I know a woman who treats the child of her ex like her own even if she's got no links with him
she's completely fucked up
>>685597163
>fulfilling
You fuck em, right?
if shes breathing
>>685596998
Most people will talk about their exes to some degree, but if it's like, non-stop or things are constantly linked back to them, or compared to, then you've got a problem on your hands.
>>685595299
This right here
she has 8 cats
>>685597300
do yourself a favor and be a rebound.
what a joy to bang the pussy and not even have to deal with her stupid shit.
Could someone explain the "She knows the lyrics to rap songs" to me? For some reason, this sounds like a valid one but I'm not sure why.
rebound pussy is the easiest score ever
>>685595304
This, there's no justification for a girl treating you like like shit just cos sometimes shes nice to you, relationships arent about keeping score this way.
bone em
dont own em
>>685595568
>mfw a girl I've known since grade 3 has a tramp stamp
>has only slept with one other person besides me
>is a trauma surgeon at Johns Hopkins hospital
>>685597670
She broke up for me, but now she has gone slightly cold. Says it was more devastating than expected. Trying to give her space, but don't really know what to do apart from that.
>>685597815
if you aint gettin it someone is
>>685597512
Usually just their moms and tell them to keep it on the low so the kid doesn't get crazy ideas. But kids these days are pretty sharp, they can tell when their moms' baby maker is starting up.
>>685594758
this
>>685597670
Doesn't always come to that, it's usually better to not be involved with any woman if her minds in a different place. Don't stick your dick in the crazy.
>>685597815
Breaking up "for you" is a bad sign in and of itself. Anyone that's ditching one relationship for another immediately isn't in any shape to be involved with anyone.
>>685597897
From the snapchats I got while she was with her boyfriend. That is definitely a worry. Bitch got me feeling.
>>685595299
kek
>>685597713
it means she's secretly a recording artist.
>>685597963
bummer dude...drink heavily
She asks to pee in your mouth on your first date.
And while your mouth is full, she tells you to force it back into her peehole.
>>685597948
This.
Breaking up to be with someone is a surefire way to ruin both relationships.
>>685596480
I bet that's not the only thing you do in kids
If the modern media is too impactful on her
>>685597713
Niggers man, niggers.
Fuckin niggers man, fuckin niggers.
always remember if a bitch gets you where she wants you...she quits wanting you
>>685597948
She says she doesn't want to immediately go into a relationship with me bcos she needs to get over the love she had for the guy, it lasted 3 years. Yeah, I'm worried this will all end in hurt since it started off with a shitty base but I can't seem to let go.
>>685598104
Are you sure that was a date, Anon?
>>685595847
While I wouldn't resort to the kid killin', I just dont want 2 more people in my relationship with her (the kid and the kids father) - Any woman that has opened her legs to a guy and borne his children will always have that part of her than belongs to him too, the amount of single mothers i know who still fuck their kids father despite being broken up is off the charts
if she says you'd make a great daddy
>>685595961
Met many normal girls named April. No Octobers though.
she dont give head
>>685595260
Sounds like you are a clingy little faggot
>>685595260
holds hands? get duh fuq
>>685598196
It was one of those nights where we just pushed all boundaries, and went kinkier and kinkier.
Was also first time I had finger up pooper while cumming, and she also got me to suck the cum out of the condom and kiss her.
I was a noob, and got freaked out over the next couple days, and didnt call her back.
One of my regrets, now I'm a little older.
>>685594676
>tumble
Any girl that has fucked mr tumble and proudly admits it are a no go for sure.
She's white
>>685598505
Sounds like you just got dominated. Fag.
after you smash her you still
dont know her name
She fucks each of your roommates separately every night after she fucks you and you fall asleep.
>pic related
>>685596032
HOLY FUCK THIS.
They will always tell her all the Shitty stuff you did but not.all of the good stuff. So the mother will grow to resent you telling her daughter to break up with you.
mouth breathers
>>685597713
>>685598696
bingo
>>685594993
So true. I dated a girl who was a manipulative, deeply insecure white knighting SJW before the term was even invented. Horrible to live with, absolute murder in fact, but she was well up for filthy dirty sex, bondage, domination, rape play, anything. This was 20 years ago and I'm hard as a crowbar remembering it. Holy fuck.
So yeah, stick your dick in crazy but don't take it home to meet your mother or anything like that.
>>685596032
This for real, my ex told her mom I eat pussy really good.... You have no idea how fucking messed up she was with shit I found out about later
>>685595260
Likely abuse survivor: unresolved. Will never be much fun, sadly.
>>685595153
I'm a female with bi-polar, I take my medication and all I want to do is fuck. Doesn't effect my libido at all.
I am still a moody bitch however.
she thrown the covers over your head and farts
>>685595299
Ayyy lmao
Also checked
>>685597713
Unless she has an older brother that was into rap and she heard when he drove her to school stay away.
>>685595230
Actually, you don't belong here bro. And really, everyone in this thread pretty much are worthless faggots. Please let your closed-minded pathetic worldviews become extinct faster than they already are.
>>685595481
Female with bi-polar, I always take my medication. It makes life so much easier and I'm a much better person with it. I'm able to function and be productive. Love my medication, best thing for me.
>>685594465
Baby talk voice too often.
>>685595458
>oldfag experience
theyre all bi-polar...sheeeyut
>>685598777
stop samefagging
>>685595568
The second and fourth pictures are just women with glasses on though...
>>685595807
You are cancer to the world, the internet, and the Chans. Please remove yourself from existence. You lost, are pathetic, and do not belong.
>>685598930
let it go dude. you're wrong and you got BTFO.
>>685599152
Light manics, heavy depressives?
>>685594465
Why avoid if all her friends are guys? Can you explain?
>>685595568
You sound like a fucking retard.
>>685595744
Can you explain this male friend reason?
her dads a cop
ITT: Children who think individual experiences can be used to form the basis for stereotyping people.
>>685595568
Woooow. You really are a fucking virgin you fat ass lice ridden nigger. Have fun being a 40 y o wizard you pathetic fat fuck. Clearly you've never been with women at all. Kill yourself you stupid piece of shit
>>685595568
>She's a feminist, or has praised 3rd wave feminism.
So, 90% of women are not relationship material? I pity you, sperglord.
>>685599360
>butthurt
>>685595847
Please kys.
>>685599360
It works pretty well though, faggot
>Wants a break from a relationship
>makes you change shit because not pleased with some of your shit
>if you ask for some change, get yelled at and bitched at
>doesn't fucking call or text for days
>hangs out with the opposite gender a lot
>doesn't tell you shit like going out with who or where
>constantly bitches at you and is not pleased with anything
>unhealthy obsessions
>mental issues
>comes with a family with divorced parents or history of mental illnesses
>has shit grades
>not interested in sex that much
>>685596032
Hate to break it to you, if she's close with her mum, she's going to tell her personal shit.
My sister tells me about how her boyfriend has a small dick.
Girls talk, just the way it is.
>>685599199
>implying I don't fuck modern women
look at this retard right here!
You're right though, I should have put:
She doesn't curtsy and take my coat when I come inside. Faggot.
if it rolls -shits or floats it will be a problem
>>685599266
femanon detected, stay mad that no one wants your used up pussy or spawn.
>Doesn't read books
>Has piercings anywhere but ears
>Self harms
>Tattoos
>Talks about her ex(s) a lot
>Takes lots of selfies
>>685594989
an unnatural red is the absolute worst
>>685599277
Quick, get off the internet, mommy is coming down the stairs.
>>685596032
Who the fuck is she supposed to tell shit like that to then u fucking moron ??
>>685598173
Whatever relationship she had before had to have ended organically and not as a result of an outside party. That's indicative of patterns of behavior and will likely occur again. Sounds like I'm stereotyping but I've had it happen to me, and so have many others. A better prospect (you) came along and she ditched her current (some other guy) to take a crack at you. Apparently she'll do this even after 3 years together, so there's no saying when it would happen that current guy (you) would be ditched for a new prospect (some other guy). It's most likely no /b/ueno.
>>685599286
>>685599347
Attention whore. Hangs with guys because "no drama" but loves the fact that they will all give her attention and free food, rides, timing belt changes etc.
>>685599411
>90% of women are not relationship material?
yep. pretty much.
>>685599719
>red flag detected
>>685599637
>doesn't read books
That's shitty. Not everyone reads books. My dad has only read 2 books in his life and his marriage with my mom is pretty good.
>>685599523
I didn't read the whole thing just
>my sister has a small dick
Heheheheh
>>685598406
Very perceptive, although "loser" sounds accurate: no argument about clinging. I felt fortunate to marry at all and wanted to stay married.
>>685599696
>>685595039
Mine is 7"lenght x 6.5" girth,is that any good?
>>685595459
I fully agree anon
>>685595847
Actually i never got this. It's kinda obvious that most men wouldn't go for a single mother. It's usually a deal breaker. I wouldn't wanna take care of someone else's child. Especially since i really don't like kids. Why not give that kid up for adoption or to the dad and start over? That's what i'd do.
>>685599278
Yes actually. Why do you ask?
>>685594465
>She's hanging around with the abused fuck who's pretending to like her as a freind but tries to fuck her.
>>685594937
My fiance is bipolar and i haven't had that big of a problem so far. He takes pills and keeps his shit together. Or maybe i'm just too nice and understanding.
chicks with kids are an easy score
buy her kid a teddy bear and youre in
leave nexy day
>>685599810
>>685599637
The book thing can be a red flag, a chick that reads a lot is likely severely introverted. Some but not all, mind you. Anyway, a severely introverted girl is going to be a handful when it comes to mental health, these are this chicks with low self esteem that once they break out of their shell will suck every dick on the block.
>>685599625
Nope, just an actual decent male human being. If you logged off this site and went outside once in awhile, you might know what one sounds like.
>>685600195
Are you actually mentally disabled ? What the fuck are you even saying. Please tell me you're drunk or on drugs. Otherwise drown yourself
>She makes friends with your guy friends
Fuck it, don't do it, don't let it happen, don't even fucking think about it. They can be cool with/around each other, but for the fucking love of god if they ever do a single fucking thing or have any communication without you that fucking flag is up. Don't be friends with her friends either, it's just a fucking mess.
Your "friends" WILL fuck you over for pussy, no matter what. As soon as they see an opening they'll go for it, even if it's just planting a seed to pluck later. Don't talk to them about your relationship problems either, because that's just ammo for them to use later (who fucking wants to hear about it anyway?). Keep your friends and your romance far the fuck away from each other, and if you catch your "boy" sniffing around your woman tell him he's a piece of shit and to find his own cunt to fuck, piss off and away from yours.
>tfw experience
>>685599810
I'd actually argue that it would be better for them to not read. Dont want them getting moronic romantic notions, crazy ideas, etc...
Not gonna lie I was an idiot for so long with all the red flags. Maybe because she is the mother to my two children. Or maybe it was love but regardless of what it was I was blind.
1. Avoided kissing me even after I quit smoking, the original reason why she wouldnt.
2. Friends I never met or refused to introduce me to because we were too different.
3. Started shaving pussy every time she went out.
4. Refused sex unless she was really drunk.
5. Phone was completely off limits and just looking in the direction of her phone was cause for war.
6. Stayed out all night never called because her phone was "dead"
After that last one I jumped ship now im alone, miserable, zero confidence.
That was 3 years ago and im still a mess.
>>685600328
kek
>>685599199
thats the point
a woman using insta often at that age is prolly a no go
>>685595260
>Shaves pussy "so you will cum faster "
what
Her ex is in prison for dealing
she didnt come home for 3 days
>>685600348
Your personal experiences do not mean everyone's will be the same, learn to think critically.
>>685600359
It is quite obvious that you don't read, otherwise you would be such an idiot.
>>685599411
90% of women are feminists huh?
Got any more fake statistics?
>she is an only child
Bonus points if her parents have split up.
>>685599810
>>685600211
Fair enough, would you prefer 'Thinks reading is stupid/waste of time' ?
>>685594465
Her job is in multi-level marketing.
>>685600297
ah so you're just a cucked sjw. that actually makes sense. protip: quit trying to white knight you newfag, take that shit back to redit where you belong.
>>685600297
Fuck these idiots anon. Clearly thread was started by a fat neckbeard virgin cunt who got rejected because his dick smells like a feral ghouls ass. Then the rest of the fatass keyboard warriors came to cry along with their comrade. Pathetic fat losers, wish I could say I feel sorry for you morons but I can honestly say I don't . Disgusting , but hey at least you won't get to reproduce .
>>685600583
Exactly my point.
>>685600211
I can confirm this. My sister was an introvert and kinda fat. She had 0 self esteem and when she got in shape she went out to fuck any guy she could get her hands on. Good on her but she became a bitch.
>>685600359
I read books but not romance shit. My friend on the other hand, keeps reading shit like that non stop and lives in this world where she thinks all men are supposed to do romantic shit all the time. In reality that's just a stupid fairy tale and gives girls high expectations.
>>685600378
fuck, man
do you get to se the kids?
>>685599756
Thank for writing that up dude, much appreciated. This is the kind of thinking points I need, will save it off but it makes sense. She is quite indecisive too, so I'm worried last minute she will change her mind on having a relationship. I'm justing protecting myself and killing hope as much as I can right now.
>>685600529
Yes, I realized at the end of it that I had ranted quite a bit there, however I will still attest that if she becomes too chummy with your friends then that could be a flag
>>685600121
>he
There you go, hes not a woman and isnt retarded. women are inherently more retarded than men.
>>685600328
he's saying that chicks with kids fall in love fast because they want a dude there to take care of the family. it's true, and it's easy to bang a vulnerable single mother and never call her again. source: i've done it several times
that awkward fell when you wake up the next morning in her bed with her and the kid walks into the room, then you fade into obscurity and never talk to her again
>>685599360
Why are you still browsing a website obviously made for children to discuss silly things?
>>685600762
this
>>685594509
Does When I'm Gone count?...
>>685600711
Yes, I see my kids every Saturday I fought long and hard for the right to do so.
>>685600603
Nah, i just meant whether she reads or not doesn't fully define her. It's better if she does read yeah. I get that. Same way i prefer it if a girl was into movies. But it's not a red flag.
>>685600608
Bzzzzzt. Wrong answer. This place isn't for you. No place is. The internet was so much better before it reached backwards redneck cunts. Please go back to working on cars while you drink shitty beer.
>>685600359
And you just assume they won't get that shit from just watching fucking netflix 10 hours a day? Because that's exactly what they would be doing instead.
Books are alot less likely to make a girl think fucking a nigger is okay.
She sends you videos of her pulling apart puppies like soft bread.
didnt have a father...major red flag....man hater
>>685601000
top kekd and checked
>>685595458
>She has an ex that was a "piece of shit" and is intent on letting you know.
Yup
>>685600762
Aaaah ok then, makes sense. However my wife had a kid from a previous marriage and I have zero issues. Wouldn't let me pay for shit or help at all until just recently. Then we had one together and everything's honestly fine. Finances are separate unless we need help, and it's usually me who needs money even though I make more but have a bad habit of blowing it on liqqqqaaa . So either I got lucky or my dicks bigger than I thought
>>685600617
Here here. It's just sad. This used to be a worthwhile place before pol broke free with their nonsense.
>>685601000
ayyyy my sides
>>685594465
>she has no freinds
her name is jenny
>>685600759
Yeah but men tend to be more affected by mental illnesses.
>>685598936
Implying this doesn't mean she's a keeper
>>685600732
Could be, sure. Good man. It's just painful to see how often on here people think, "A happened once to me, so A will happen always to everyone", which is essentially the basis to this thread. Just because two things have one thing in common, does not mean they have all things in common.
any woman that posts shit like "Don't look for a princess to save, look for a Queen to fight by your side" or similar facebook tier garbage.
any woman that tells you "you're the only guy i've ever met that i'd trust to have my back in a barfight"
any woman that tells you "i'm ready to have children"
any woman that tells you "i'm on birth control"
any woman that brings her three hunting dogs over to your apartment and runs outside every 10 minutes to check on them
any woman that doesn't understand why you wont sleep in the same bed as them after sex
any woman that names your first-born son "Tray"
any woman that calls you a piece of shit nerd for checking out her "online paramedic degree" and telling her it's a scam
any woman who openly discusses the sex you just had with her mother and little brother
any woman that shows up to an ultrasound in footy shorts and a baseball cap (unwashed)
if a doctor looks at you with pity and deep concern after telling her she shouldn't be operating heavy machinery while pregnant and wears an earfull of abuse about "stronk womyn"
fuck my life.
>>685601164
Pfft that's one of the biggest green flags there are. Her friends will always encourage her to be as trashy as they are.
>>685601228
when a bitch farts I tell her dont be ashamed usually I make em shit
She gave you a blow job in a bar when you guys first met
She's a tattoo artist, smokes like a chimney
You constantly need to rescue her from some bullshit situation that she keeps putting herself thru.
>>685601164
This is the opposite of a red flag.
>>685595646
if her mouth doesnt open the bitch is defective for cock sucking. You mean: loquaciousness
>>685600958
stay assblasted you beta faggot
>>685601087
>this place
>ever good
Lol, lurk moar
>>685600851
Because it didn't used to be, and eventually, with efforts like mine, some (hopefully most) of you will grow up to be well adjusted, intelligent, reasonable people.
>>685594465
>goes out with friends and you're not invited (assuming you want to go), usually means they're going to the bar or club and, at the very least, she will flirt.
>dated/fucked black guy(s?), and doesn't regret it. Most women have tried black these days, and most regret it, but if they don't they're queen skank.
>many tattoos, dreads, or facial piercings. On top of just being ugly, this usually means they will do anything for attention...
>She alleges that a former boyfriend/friend has raped her (and she didn't press charges). This usually means her definition of rape, in and of itself, is dubious.... and if she's drunk or regrets fucking someone she may call it rape.
>Suggests any type of open relationship.
>Suggests bringing a particular person in for threesomes.
>bisexual, seriously, this is a red flag, another female can pull her away from you just as quickly as another guy. Never share.
>has EVER used Craigslist for meeting people
they start hinting about a car payment or rent
>>685601314
>any woman that doesn't understand why you wont sleep in the same bed as them after sex
Why wouldnt you?
>any woman that tells you "i'm on birth control"
How is that bad?
>>685601076
Technically you're cucked but it seems to be working out for you so good on you anon. Give the kids a good life.
>>685595981
This is a good one
>>685600714
It can be a serious challenge, but don't think of yourself as the exception to the rule. It's a pattern for a reason, and I bet that if you ask her about it she'd mention something fairly similar if not identical happening before. Obviously you want to be with this girl and she wants to be with you too, at least on some level, but if you're talking relationship then you need to think about what YOU want out of it and what SHE is willing and capable of delivering. Coming from a guy who's fucked up plenty, the best indicator of future behavior is past behavior. Some of us make great strides to try and change that behavior when we realize how it's fucked us up, and others haven't had that realization and will continue to make the same mistakes. It's hard to see the difference, but you gotta make your assessments.
Number one thing to do with her is be super open about it. Don't wonder, don't stew, fuckin' talk to her about it. "Hey, I want us to be in a relationship. To do that we have to be completely honest with each other. You left your ex to be with me, and that concerns me because I need to know it's not going to happen to me." Or however you choose to say it. Not a fun conversation, but maybe a necessary one.
>>685601314
>any woman that doesn't understand why you wont sleep in the same bed as them after sex
?
>>685600973
It is okay. Go back to raping your little cousin and thinking the south will rise again.
>>685601314
Whoa what happened there buddy.
>>685598588
Chekked
And yeah, I did.
>>685601492
>>685601522
i didn't like her very much.
and they lie about birth control.
she says im pregnant
>>685601288
Yeah, I just got to thinking about it and the repressed rage got the better of me even after the ridiculous captcha. There's not a correlation directly at all.
>>685601314
This could be the basis for the script of a movie where it's like gone girl but instead the guy is the psychopath. Not saying your views are invalid, just saying it's pretty descriptive and kinda tells a story the way it's laid out.
>>685601382
Whew. You really got me there bro. So, still live at home, mommy left daddy, and your older brother used to beat you up? Never liked by girls, never good at sports, and probably ~100 IQ? Did you even need special classes? Don't worry, you can still turn your life around.
she constantly accuses you of cheating
never knew her father
nor had father figure
(one that was worth a shit at least)
>>685601494
Thank yee kindly, and yeah I'm a wee bit cucked I suppose. Adopting the little dude as we speak , didn't pay for any of it and I picked the name. Known him since he was younger than 1 and I've molded him into a little shitkicker. Gotta tell ya, I love spending time with him. We go fishing and finished witcher 3 together . I wouldn't change a thing about any of this even if I could.
>>685601892
>all this projection
top kek
You're just mad because I remind you of one of the dudes that would come by and fuck your mom and then you would never see me again. You always wanted someone to throw around the ole' baseball with eh chap?
>>685595039
is an ugly cuntface whore
>>685601540
3 am tinder fuck. she got pregnant.
i was sucking it up and dealing with it. but the straw that broke the camels back was the decision to move in together. i'd fucked her on a business trip and decided to move in with her, so she wouldn't have to move away from her family.
she refused to kick out her house mate, this weird cunt that she was always flirting with on facebook. i told her i wasn't going to raise a child with some random cunt living in the house.
she flat out refused, so i said my goodbyes. he can have fun raising my child for me, the fucking cuck.
>>685600462
I took it to mean that the usurper of my marriage liked bald pussy. Surely a relationship trouble sign.
>>685602022
Good for you.
>>685602091
You did good anon.
>>685600378
use ur experience to find a not so shitty woman
>>685602042
Aww, trying to pretend I wasn't right little Billy?
when she comes home after clubbing and looks like a glazed dognut
Can someone explain why having just one kid is bad because there is someone I have in mind and she has one kid
Never hole up with a bitch thats got a trophy or two...never works
>>685598279
Wont find another April, that one has been taken
>>685600378
Yeah, you were not in a relationship, you were the bank.
>>685602298
It's not. Don't listen to the idiots here. If you make each other happy, go for it.
>>685601799
thats kinda funny because i spend most of my free time writing screen plays for fun.
honestly it'd be a shit story about a dumb asshole that put his dick in crazy. pretty standard stuff.
>>685596985
I second this
>>685602022
Good lad
For all these idealistic supreme gentlemen we live in an imperfect world and if we can make it better we should.
Enjoy your time with wee man, and be the better guy in this play.
>>685596254
It's a sign of lack of boundaries.
wtf is with you tasteless nerds and not digging tatted ladies
>>685594937
There is a big difference between being "crazy" and having a psychological disorder.
Its okay if you can turn around and not see the person ever again. But if you know them you are fucked.
>>685602298
unmarried women that have children were scorned for thousands of years bro. it's a carry-over from old attitudes.
it holds true for most men though, because our biological drive is to have our own children, raising another man's children relegates us to beta male.
its up to you to be a trailblazer and change attitudes, son!
>>685602212
Im sure it will help but I find myself being too suspicious of any woman I meet. That and my game needs work after 10 years married.
For now im focused on being the best dad I can be.
>>685602507
I'll fuck a tattooed girl, I just won't put myself in a relationship with one. IQ decreases the more ink they have on their body typically. It's like gauged ears, it's going to be hilarious when they're old and look worse than shit because they fell into retarded fads in their 20s.
>>685602298
Using you as child support
>>685602507
My wife has tats, a majority of which I encouraged her to get . Shits soooo fucking sexy , especially if she keeps in shape....hnnggh
she has a kik account
>>685602623
Stop defining yourself.
>>685602402
I agree thats another flag I was blind to.
Never got me a fathers day gift, birthday, Christmas etc but expected me to get her gifts.
Well im liar she did give me my kids.
>>685602767
How the fuck is she using him as child support if she has a kid already. Shut the fuck up you inbred retard. Faggot virgin speaking out of his gaping asshole.
>>685602901
Lmao
