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Idk
This just happened and yeah
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>>685585442
Butt teasing.
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>>685586976
sup
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test2
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>>685587851
failed
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>>685587826
Nothing really
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ns please
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>>685587868
I see.
is ns down for anyone else?
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>>685587961
yeah, me too
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Hery faggits

I need some help with dragon dildos
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>>685588007
oh, good, then it's not just my stuff that's fucked up
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>>685588059
lube. lots of it.
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my shit's fucked too
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>>685588080
nope, it's everyone I think
who are you?
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>>685588150
Frank
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>>685588150
I usually post in these threads as Mastermind.
you?
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>>685588303
greetings then
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>>685588388
Riley

any idea how long it's been down for?
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>>685588303
Going to be finally getting together this weekend.
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>>685588457
it was buggy already when I went to bed (around 10 hours ago), but now it's completely down.
hopefully it's just a temporary thing
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>>685588544
I can't imagine it would be permanently down
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>>685588401
Aw shit man. I had to leave when you started posting jockstraps. Needed to finish some shit I was neglecting to do for a while
>>685588524
That's great
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>>685588972
when?
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>>685589113
Yesterday. I missed everything after last reply
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>>685589299
I don't remember what time that was, everything is kind of a blur for me. Regardless, I have a bunch more pictures now
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>>685588972
Yep, going to do this to him

>>685589157
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>>685585252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
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>>685589433
This I like
>>685589529
I knew that all those art pieces you commissioned were literary foreshadowing of events to come
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>>685589896
it's all great
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>>685589896
Yeah, pretty much.
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I think I need to post league stuff so I can be differentiated between me and luc for the time being.
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this thread is boring
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>>685590106
Instantly saved
>>685590123
Sup man
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>>685590462
but I was just about to go play NFS
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>>685590535
Go for it
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>>685590628
one gif before I leave
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>>685590761
That's a fine gif
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>>685590462
not much how are you?
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>>685590823
Not bad. Had to do more weed eating than I expected, and also had to clear out some hornet nests
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>>685590971
Did you use a flame thrower?
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>>685590971
oh that sucks, didn't get stung did you?
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>>685591013
No. Would've been great if I had one
>>685591064
Didn't get stung
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>>685591168
good, hornets suck.
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>>685591302
Wasps and hornets are terrible creatures
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So question. I'm bi. Never really had anything in my ass, although I'm having trouble with some pains and discomfort when I put anything in my ass.

If it exceeds 5~ ish inches I feel a sharp discomfort in my stomach area which usually stops me. I heard that this was the bend in my stuff down there and I'm stretching out the insides.


So I want to buy a small unflared chance... I have no problem with thickness. Thick things feel amazing; just deep... I'd love to get something really deep in there. So should I go and buy a packer since they're extremely soft and jelly? Or get the softest version of chance unflared.
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>>685594113
I don't have any sex toys, can't help you there.
sorry
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>>685594113
if you're having problems with length a bd toy is probably not the best idea
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is e6 incredibly slow for anyone else?
full res pics load with less than 10 KB/sec.
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>>685594521
So am I just fucked? I can't ever put anything bigger than 5 inches in my ass? :/
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>>685594674
no, but I wouldn't recommend jumping from not being able to put much in there to getting a bd toy
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>>685594521
Downgrade to a thinner and longer dong and work past that bend. then go back to thicker dongs.
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>>685594674
maybe try to (carefully!) loosen up that second sphincter by slowly shoving a small dildo through it? also using lots of lube, of course.
I also wouldn't recommend to start with a BD toy. those are for advanced butt play
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>>685594858
that might work, idk never had an issue with taking dick
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>>685594916
Is it my second sphincter? I thought your second one was directly after the first.

>>685594858
I have used a mold of my own dick on myself... Which is 8.5 inches long. I was able to get pretty far down on it and it's hard as a rock. Other things like this large buttplug I have seems to hit that bend/spot and give me that discomfort.
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>>685595113
nah, your second one is like 5-6 inches in. it's on/in the bend of your colon
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>>685595277
oh. That must be what I'm hitting then... Any ways to relax it better? I usually get pretty drunk or high before putting anything in my ass.
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nice to see this thread still being unexciting
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>>685595353
Just finished watching some episodes of Vikings. Now I'm bored
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>>685595448
come play shitty vidya with me
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>>685595333
nice trips
I usually lay on my back and try to enjoy the sensation of that something inside my ass. when playing in and around my asshole, my sphincter(s) relax all by themselves. just don't try to force it. you need patience and time. and lots of lube, of course!
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>>685595517
Yeah. I usually just lie on my back and relax. I usually spend a good 15-20 minutes working the toys into my stuff as there is no way I could just jam that thick plug in there.
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>>685595500
What do you want to play?
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>>685595839
I didn't think that far ahead
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>>685595943
Well that's a bit of a problem isn't it
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>>685596034
that it is. give me a minute or two to find a video for someone and I'll get back to thinking about it
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>>685596103
Take your time
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>>685596567
I literally just found the video
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>>685585252
How the fuck did this turn from this dragon pic and shadow gif to gay in less than 2 sec
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>>685596718
Now it's time for the most important decision you'll make in your entire life
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>>685597142
Atari 2600 porn games
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>>685597187
I don't know any other besides Custer's Revenge
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>>685597335
Catch 'Em And Eat 'Em
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>>685597335
there's a lot more, and they're all worse than Custer's Revenge. I was playing them a few nights ago, they're fucking awful
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>>685597457
that one's terrible, but at least it was vaguely playable
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>>685597493
How is it possible to make a game worse than Custer's Revenge?
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>>685597757
considering it's barely a game and the only reason it was so controversial was that it depicted (alleged) rape, not hard
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>>685597930
How bad were these other games?
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Do you have age of empires 2?
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>>685598365
non functioning at worst, unplayable at best
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>>685598382
Ya, I bought it but never played it
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>>685598474
do you want to play it?
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>>685598539
Sure
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>>685598599
cool, send me a message when it finishes downloading
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