Faces of /b/ thread
>>685558208
>>685558289
Brothers/10
>>685558208
Sup Chad?
>>685558208
cute
>>685558208
You are hot as sin. Would pretty much do anything with you.
But you smoke, so nevermind
Hey guys
R8 me pls
Since when did 4chan become a place where people wanted to post pictures of themselves? (next to the loli, traps, goatse, cp, gore, etc...)
All of these images look like underageb& to make matters worse.
>>685558792
timestamp?
>>685558833
Why?
>>685558894
Proof!
>>685558927
Maybe in a bit. No one's really ever asked me to timestamp before
>>685558792
# of inches your dick is/10
>>685558995
r8
>>685558594
noice 9/10
>>685558792
>those piercings
Like why?
>>685559131
hair is a little iffy 7/10
>>685559472
7/10
>>685558995
Wut
Sure, why not.
>>685560117
age?
>>685560195
22, I get it a lot in bars
Took this one in winter
>>685560117
ohioan/10
>>685560319
Age?
>>685560345
Texas, but nice try :)
>>685560533
do you like tx?
>>685560117
Gay or bi
>>685560598
Spent my entire life there, I get homesick easy but yeah its great.
>>685558792
I like what you've got going on. pretty face with dead eyes
rate me and my crocodile
>>685559472
9/10, great eye shape you could be in an anime
>>685560747
circumcised there?
I'm collecting a "degenerate database" all ya'll face pics just got added.
When summer is over I'll start posting the screenshots to your friends and family and out you all as pedos.
cheerio lads!
Another night awake and hungry
Bright side a girl might be interested in me.
Too soon to tell though
kkkk
>>685558987
Then you've obviously never been to /b/.
>>685558821
ever since b died 8 years ago
>>685560419
23
>>685560920
you should add yours in there too
>>685561057
And do you earn many shekels per year?
>>685560951
WHY ARE YOU HUNGRY??
>>685561244
no u faget
>>685560967
But I've posted in these threads like 46 times
Don't have any pictures that don't have anything to identify me by so this is me right now.
18
>>685560951
Money's tight
>>685561610
you look a lot like this guy
https://www.instagram.com/julian.yg/
>>685561463
I don't know what's worse. That you've kept count of how many times you posted in these /soc/ threads. Or that there have been that many on /b/.
>>685561610
you look southern, and unhappy
>>685561919
Not southern, very middle of the US.
It's 12 and I'm tired, don't feel like smiling and posing for a picture.
>>685561853
I haven't kept track, I just know it's been a lot.
Also, why are you here if you hate these threads so much? You're just bumping it
>>685562073
Omaha/10
>>685562117
Close, few hours south of Omaha, not gonna say anything else to my location tho.
Would you fuck me, bee?
>>685562462
Sadly, not really you
>>685562462
You look like a 14 year old terrorist. Anyone that would is looking to join you in a suicide bombing.
>>685562404
Native to NE at least?
>>685562096
Disregarding the face, you seem like you would be pretty lively to be around
>>685562462
I'm afraid that if I did, I'd go to jail.
>>685562608
Lived in Nebraska my whole life and don't plan to leave, it's an amazing state. At least where I am.
>>685560951
Where did you meet her?
>>685561744
You are super gorgeous, you probably don't live in Canada...
>>685561610
badpic, post better one
>>685562722
Just don't rub Pete Rickett's bald head...
>>685560953
You are gorgeous, damn
>>685562722
but will you attend university?
>>685563087
>>>685561610 (You)
>badpic, post better one
Here, last one I'll take. I'm busy watching Fringe again.
>>685563147
>>>685562722 (You)
>Just don't rub Pete Rickett's bald head...
Will do.
Sorry if the text and shit is formatted bad, using Clover on my phone and am not used to it.
>>685563575
almost
>>685563659
post ur D
Interview day, nobelt masterrace
>>685563659
The Fringe is nothing compared to the X-Files.
>>685563434
Don't intend for university, what I'm interested in doesn't need much more than an associates to at least start out, if I want or need more I'll move to UNL. (Computer Sciences, network administration stuff)
>>685562096
This one's my favorite. I wasn't being sarcastic before. I love what you've got going on, dead eyes or not. I didn't mean dead eyes in a bad way, more in an epic underworld kind of way - cold or intense. kik me northernsunlite
>>685563434
19yo sunburntfag here. R8ble /b/
>>685563989
R8 me jfc
>>685563723
>>>685563659 (You)
>post ur D
If I was on /b/ to fax and wasn't watching a show right now I maybe would've but no.
>>685563798
>>>685563659 (You)
>The Fringe is nothing compared to the X-Files.
I should watch that probably, Fringe is my #1 show out of the dozen I've watched start to finish.
>>685563959
college frosh?
>>685563910
what is your planned career?
>>685563759
That tuck, the rolling of sleeves like a retard, untrimmed hair, no belt, no tie and tf are those pants? Please tell me you weren't wearing sneakers... Hope you got your job @ Applebees management anon.
>>685564276
Anything that deals with computers that isn't programming them. Recently out of high school and only waiting longer for college because the high school wants me back for a summer job at full time doing their computer bitch work
>>685564462
well , hopefully that job pays decently?
>>685564524
Notevenyou
>>685564286
Here's your (you)
>>685563959
7, gay or str8?
I'll bite
>>685564524
Jesus some good lookin bros we got here <3
Not even gay but I'd still fuck you
>>685564654
You're welcome anon.
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
>>685564780
>>685564792
You know the rules
Post em
>>685564780
erryday
i hate myself
>>685565029
But y
>>685565029
Fat, balding, facial hair.
Atleast 2 of them are fixable.
>>685565029
You should. Looks like a basement dwellers shitty father.
>>685558208
Cuantas copas tenes?
>>685564792
A-Cups, part asian?
>>685564524
Meh.
Could be a good looking guy if he didn't look so fucking gay.
>>685565006
Fuck off
>>685565372
Not at all
r8 me
>>685563659
was your foreskin at least removed?
>>685559131
>My mom bought me this shirt from Kohls.
>>685562096
Omg are you female? I really can't tell. :l
ayy :-)
>>685565546
Yakuza/10
step it up, bitchboys
>>685565708
Seconded
>>685565372
Disappointing - should probably come up with an excuse or get some surgery.
>>685563018
Beard makes you look older but you look young?
ToughLove/10
>>685565752
Paul Blart in high school?
>>685565625
Yes, I don't understand why that's important?
>>685563989
Lose the babyfat from your face and youll be smokin hot
>>685565694
Look like you do the bad kind of drugs
>>685565127
see
>>685565193
>>685565205
is tonight the night?
>>685565752
Mustache = Glory hole
Faggot/10
>>685565838
more important than you might think...
>>685563018
Sup, Ieshua
>>685565752
Ur cute, but you need to lose weight
>>685565639
Lol, no. I'm a boy most of the time
>>685558208
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>>685565694
Wouldrape/10
>>685563959
This even you?
>>685565930
Nah u good fam, fuck the haters and live your life. You can better yourself if u try my dude
Enjoy
>>685565546
Trying too hard to be tough. Wait till the first finger enters your butt.
>>685565694
Like gamer girl hot, but not actually something anyone is impressed with.
>>685565752
My lawn needs some attention, Juan.
>>685565841
Many thanks friendo
>>685565029
Lazy fat fuck.
GetOutsideAndExercise/10
>>685566017
Thats what i originally thought but the previous picture messed up my head!
>>685565851
haha thanks man
>>685565812
Pineapple express was a couple years ago - easy Franco wannabe.
>>685565930
KYS
>>685565977
Have your dog lick it.
>>685566017
Nice fangs - Bet you never heard that. Poser.
>>685565694
You ought to learn to use lipliner
>>685566126
haha thanks dude
>>685566467
never even seen that movie
>>685564792
Clearly white trash poor/10
>>685566569
you're right, thanks man
>>685566219
Thank you, that makes me feel pretty :)!
>>685566467
Actually I get a lot of compliments on the piercings. Not posing to be anything
>>685564780
Wearing caps indoors is extremely tacky
>>685566673
Not far off, nice
>>685566506
You bleach your teeth for too long. Try doing it for shorter intervals. White is good, but don't let it look microsoft paint photoshopped.
Outside of that - don't be afraid of balding, and shave. Trust me.
>>685564524
Amazing bone structure but you're probably skinny and short
>>685566506
Sleazy salesman /10
>>685566704
You say that now, but it's pretty unoriginal. Lose them and let them heal if you ever want to work outside of hot topic. I'll be concerned if you still have them in college.
>>685566964
Wiping your ass after taking a dump is important to your health.
>>685566836
This guy.
>>685564792
WouldCumInside/10
>>685567099
Actually, I havent seen snakebites on anyone since the "emo-peak" of pre-2010! So I guess its almost cool again.
>>685567253
She the bitch that traps. I wouldn't.
>>685567394
That's like saying Mullets were cool in 1990 - but since they haven't been seen in awhile they might be a little cool again.
>>685567529
Yes exactly!
My tone was heavily sarcastic...
>>685566737
Lol
>>685567396
Not saying I wouldent push her down the stairs or kick her in the stomache bu>>685567396
t I would wanna see it in her eyes
>>685567645
Your mom is heavily sarcastic
>>685567724
Actually she doesnt get sarcasm at all
>>685567687
You want to see your cum in her eyes?
>>685567645
I could tell from the tone of your voice.
Hmm
>>685567987
aussie bitch
>>685568040
American.
The meme master himself
>>685568114
then post full face pic
>>685567987
Why? WHY??? Why do you wear caps indoors?1??1!1&-'sns
Nice night to sit on the front step and unwind.
>>685568329
Suck my dick fag
>>685568289
That's everything but my chin fuck you mean
anotha one
>>685568366
Nice, kind and hot face at the same time
I have no legitimate reason for this having been taken next to a turd
>>685567987
Not giving me a lot anon but here we go.
Fix -
>Wearing hats backwards
>Hats that you got from Grandma or Vacation
>Use product on your hair
>Don't push the hair onto your forehead
>Find lingling and work on the brows
>That tattoo you wanted? Don't get it
>Apply yourself to something (It's ok to be boring, but get paid handsomely for it.)
>Start working out
Good -
>Facial comp.
>Shape of nose
Undoing -
>Lips and any facial hair.
>>685568388
Stop being so edgy and take the cap off
>>685568528
Are you german?
>>685567099
But I wear them and I work as a licensed insurance agent. So, you have no point
>>685568188
Who is this faggot?
>>685568542
It's a polo hat lmao and I don't mess with tattoos to be honest and I make decent money for my age.
>>685568494
Nice hair, face a bit meh
>>685565029
Why?
>>685568366
age?
>>685568636
Nope, English.
>>685568718
haha thanks man
>>685568494
I would clap your cheeks. Via the hat dude.
>>685558208
why arey ou smoking inside
>>685559977
can you live in the sun or are you kill
>>685561057
lets get married okay no prenup
>>685568808
hahah thanks hat dude. srry everyone's doggin on you about the hat.
>>685568329
Fuck you you English twat
>>685568896
Lmaoo you think I care about wearing a hat inside and getting dogged about it
It's me, the meme master
>>685568950
Agreed.
>>685568996
I'd hope not. do your thing man.
>>685558208
Would cum in face 6/10
>>685568385
Toss the pipe.
>I don't care about popul- Shut the fuck up. Toss it.
Toss the hoodie.
>What do you do? Sell weed to highschoolers?
>>685568494
Out of shape.
>>685568528
Baby hands
>>685568654
In call center? What certificates do you have? I work in PI operations and my neighbor works for WAG.
>>685568696
Stop. You don't make shit. You can't afford a house/appt. and you should never view it as that. Aim higher or you will be 10 years older making a little more wage.
>>685568950
Not english, not a twat. I've just been brought up in a good family and been raised to behave accordingly. Wearing caps is tacky unless you are doing sports and you most certainly dont wear them indoors! Do you wear it in church as well?
>>685562096
Damn ma u look right af
>>685569130
I make 22 dollars an hour as a carpenter, I have my own appt.
>>685569207
omg manners
i love you
>>685560656
Gay
>>685562462
Eyes/10
>>685560117
So you're a gay texan?
>>685569130
Yeah I'm just on phones. I mainly do auto and renters stuff. Licensed in 18 states I think. Pretty sweet job actually. Gonna get my health insurance license soon
>>685568996
You say you make decent money (for your age), but thats not true unless you're a proffessional hockey player. And i base this solely on the fact that you use a cap indoors!
>>685569130
I don't know what you mean by that mate.
Would you fuck me, John?
>>685569130
Baby hands here, can you really judge my hands from half a finger and a thumb?
>>685569290
You aren't even salary. An intern in an insurance company makes 20. A hotel server for a 4star-hotel makes tips + 14 an hour.
>>685569207
Just saying I'm the dude with the hat and I didn't say that.
>>685569331
Hot&homeless - the new reality show
>>685565752
You look like a chubbier Paul f Tompkins
>>685569331
You want half my sandwich? Pick up an instrument.
>>685569429
What company?
>>685569448
Which fuck are you?
>>685569512
I was being nice.
>>685569972
I'm the one who isn't "in shape"
>>685569972
can you be rude to me too?
I kind of like it
>>685569972
What the fuck aren't you fucking faggot
>>685568528
no phone and shit laptop so all pictures currently having to be taken from fb
>>685570083
The hot chick with the scarf ?
>>685569972
Baby hands here, be not nice
>>685570264
I'm the one in the scarf
>>685570405
Would still slam your cheeks.
>>685570405
i would slam your scarf
This guy posts on /pol/ and /b/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3UQsTPoiLA
>>685569331
You look like a little bitch I could push you to the ground and you'd start crying and walk away
>>685570214
You look like you suck dick on the side in public bathrooms
>>685570574
you can have it haha
r8 me pls
>>685570797
Can I have your booty cheeks? Lmaoo
>>685570083
Let's break it down.
Your face is far too round to be of "thinner" stature. The acne suggests that you are A.) Genetically problematic, or more likely B.) Use too much make-up/product on your face as well as having a diet that is "green" but youre still drinking green tea fraps from Starbucks. The line on your neck suggests that you are looking down a lot. You aren't a very active person and you are forcing your chin out to cover that dreadful underchin. It's not huge, but it's there and you don't want these /b/tards to see it. Your choice of clothing is like relaxed mom and so you really don't want to show much of anything. You might not be "chubby" but you are far from Athletic. Happy?
>>685568528
Outside of the rape mans face you got, and baby looking thumb. Let's begin. You are that highschool guy that would do anything to be cool knowing that you were never really "Good" looking pre-facial hair. You were always about average but until you grew it you kinda got a couple more points. Though it's a double edged sword my friend. It's cute but feels like shit to be kissed by. More pussy > Less facial hair. You do have good lips though. Ditch the chick next to you and stop wearing T-shirts with designs on them.
>>685570806
Not worth my time.
>>685558208
Hello my darlings
>>685571022
>Not worth my time
>still addresses the person and makes a comment about them
Lol what a dumb cuck
>>685571022
never tried a green frappe before
>>685565694
downright dreamy.
>>685570789
you probaly under 6 feet facking bitch
>>685571022
You take this rate shit too serious lil guy. Bet you look at least half retarded with a few chromosomes missing here and there.
>>685571230
Shit poster: still read an article of words that had nothing to do with them. Claims I wasted my time.
>Lol what a dumb cuck
>>685570797
thanks :')
i'm the >>685570214
>>685568528
guy. if you ever see me be sure to keep your word
>>685571367
Catch this D
>>685571548
will do haha
>>685571504
>nope ur wrong im right shut up RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kek why are you like this? Just stop replying pal you're embarrassing yourself :^)
>>685571408
lmao ur an idiot
>>685571367
Feet?
>>685569972
Wanne feel better bc you are probaly some little shit.faggot who got touch by his.uncle
>>685571699
don't have any
>>685571022
Rape man face here, the rape man face was intentional. I dno about the 'anything to be cool' but the 'average other than lips (eyes also got mentioned quite a lot) before facial hair' is extremely spot on. 7.5/10 review.
green frappe fuckin nasty. not a "frappe", frappuccino
>>685571786
You don't have feet. Cool.
>>685571851
shut the hell up
>>685571851
thanks man,
>>685571022
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>685571367
"frappuccino"
fuck starbucks
go shovel matcha powder into your lungs
>>685571876
You love being a 7th grade math teacher who peeks at little kids when they go potty don't you?
>>685571367
Yet again -
>You might not be "chubby" but you are far from Athletic.
>Untrimmed stomach
It'll last through highschool and a few years of college. Start working out or kids are gonna fuck you up.
>>685571453
It's more of a game to me, to be honest. Don't really care, and if people want to post "themselves" then it's free game.
>>685571620
Nice memes.
>>685571979
I wish I knew what that meant mate, I'm kinda dumb when it comes to suicide methods.
r8 m8
There's literally an entire board dedicated to this shit, go back to /soc/ you fucking retards.
>>685572009
I like 17 year olds better.
>>685572077
SwarthyCentralAmerican/10
Would not bang. Should build wall.
>>685572125
You look like you love feet too weird faggot.
fuq it
>>685572022
alright got me there man, sorry I'm a human and consume nutrients like everyone else. why don't you show your face and body. you go onto the Internet to try to make people feel like shit about themselves? fucking lowlife man, you're pathetic, trying to humiliate people when you won't even show your own face.
>>685572183
I'm actually full german
No.
>>685572217
This isn't the place where people come to get their egos stroked or their self esteems heightened. Get real. Go back to plebbit if you have a problem bud.
>>685572346
Look Guatemalan, m8. I've seen a few.
>>685572217
you're posting on /b/ and surprised this happens? people on here will either do all they can to get to see your tits, or point out non existent flaws in the hope of getting a response.
>>685572522
>Guatemalan
Thats crazy It's prob the lighting and the facial hair, maybe i should loose it
>>685572199
No.
>>685572560
you're right man, shouldn't be too butthurt. almost everyone here is an asshole.
>>685572560
Bet she won't post her tits though.
>>685572711
you bet right
>>685571743
Which shit bucket were you? Lmaoo
>>685571788
I never much make a habit to look at eyes unless they are poopy brown or come off as weird.
>>685571851
Heard it called both to be honest. I prefer Frap; rhymes with crap due to all the squirts of chemicals they put into it just so it comes out right.
>>685571945
Cool memes.
>>685571979
There's nothing healthy at Starbucks - but it does help to get through the day. Americano master race
>>685572077
Haircut, shave, baby hands. Your dad taught you the rule for hands in pocket (Nice.) Fitted jeans, but do you chew on your hoodie strings?>>685572217
I post on an anonymous board called /b/. I don't get why I am obligated from some butt hurt cry baby that can't take critique, to post my face. I guess... If you don't like comments, don't post your face? Lmao. I'm not your mom, stop crying like I care.
I'm not saying don't eat food (2nd repetition of this statement.) I'm saying to work out.
>>685572691
i know. now tits or gtfo
>>685572773
haha guess I better go