Canada thread! Get in here faggots 204
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Canada thread!
Get in here faggots
204
905 with chronic and a glass studio
>>685529971
613 sup, one time I saw a creepshot from OC Transpo, kek
403 reporting in
>>685529971
Sup from Canada
Any body in the us that wonts to visit my igloo feel free
780 let's roll em boys
>>685530427
If you're in 204 I'll come visit just gotta gas up my moose
204 bitches
>>685529971
Tuxedo fag reporting for duty.
>>685529971
902
I haven't seen another human being since march.
506 fredericton
not that anyone ever actually responds
>>685530706
Yeah we do eh
>>685530531
>>685530538
Kik me lmaosus (assuming you're 204)
>>685529971
613 Here!
Not to derail this thread, but pics of a Toronto/Oshawa chick are being posted here >>>685525938
Carry on.
>>685531087
sorry. too busy.. about to go fly my new phantom 4 drone.
905 reporting
204
>>685529971
Hey, 416 here.
It's getting too damn warm, and the building turns AC on on the 26th.
Am I going to make it guys?
I'm in Montreal if anyone wants to chill
moving to toronto in a month, can someone get me a well-paid job?
inb4 sell ur body
604?
>>685529971
c-c-c-c-CAP CITY
>>685530633
Muh nigga. PEI or NS?
316 Perth checking in
>>685531848
What do you do/want to do.
What are your skills/experiences?
204
Fuck natives
>>685531848
Yeah, go learn welding.
Like holy shit Missisauga and a bit further west have like a million welding jobs at $16 or $18/hr.
Most offer on the job training.
>>685530506
ya man, ill rig the beavers to the sled and come reach you.
>>685532005
Fucking hicks can't even 613 right.
Stale air in the valley there lad?
204 checking in, what area you fags from?
>>685532022
master's degree in sound engineering
a bit of audio programming (max/msp , etc)
it would be in that field. i saw ubisoft was looking for an audio programmer so i guess i'll have to harass them.
>>685531994
NS, Yarmouth
>>685532135
Harbourview south
>>685532376
Holy shit. You lie. Same.
705 north bay here
>>685532442
finna do a line of coke off my dick?
>>685532207
Yep.
Try Guru Studios too... not sure what they are up to, but they have been expanding like crazy since taking on a bunch of Nelvana work.
A fuckton of large and small recording studios there too. Some for large projects, some for anything from voiceover to foley and soundscaping.
Acoustic engineering firms too.
>>685532442
You fucking nigger I'm like a minute drive from the costco. What's up
>>685532637
Nah, I'll stick to weed. Shit seems to be getting better
>>685532754
Not much, apparently I should be outside
>>685529971
250
District 69
high af nigga
>>685532376
>>685532455
Jesus Christ are you serious? Yarmouth NS here too.
>>685529971
705 Barrie here
780 reporting in
>>685532376
>>685532455
Nigger, I have literally never seen anyone else from Yarmouth on here. We should actually do something, though there's probably a pretty good chance I already know you. Small town and all.
>>685530471
>>685532992
>>685532930
So... Threesome?
>>685531912
604, abby region
>>685532653
Cheers mate, will totally look into that !
>>685533056
>>685533160
Assuming you're guys. How old?
705 here. Our prime minister just elbowed a bitch in Parliament. Fuckin eh right
>>685532840
>>685532754
what kinda drugs you guys doin in ur area
613 renfrew county
>>685532376
>>685532930
>>685533056
Before this thread gets shut down. Yarmouth /b/ros hit me up at [email protected]
>>685533498
What 705 dumbshit
>>685533465
25 here
>>685533465
Not a dude, 21.
>>685533671
>>685533465
Don't rape.
>>685533498
705 is huge you turdcake
>>685533671
>Not a dude, 21.
calling bullshit. Nothing personal, just reflex.
>>685530706
I'm in Freddy too faggot.
705, Northern Ontario reporting in
613 Ottawa
>inb4 government job
>>685533567
kik? prefer not to email
>>685530366
watup
>>685533671
Grew up in ytown? I definitely know you
>>685533993
north bay, you?
Why is canada such a nation full of cucks?
>>685533899
Added proof being that I'm in the kitchen.
>>685529971
905 Hamilton here
>>685533524
Just drinking playing tony hawk like most weekends
does milk come in bags in canada
also why is it called homo milk
>>685534295
Timestamp.
>Tits optional. You weren't attention whoring.
>Timestamp never optional.
>>685534295
Probably a trap. Timestamp vagoo
>>685534232
>>685534295
Yeah, definitely seems more likely than not. Replied pick related.
>>685534267
>>685534214
not much. heading to 17th in a bit to get shit faced.
>>685534449
Used to be able to buy it in bags but haven't seen it in years. Homogenized milk
>>685534266
No nigger. I live in petawawa. Grew up in sault ste marie. I get in a fight everytime i go to North Bay. Fuckin place is a shit hole, havent partied there in a few years though, dont know if it got any better.
>>685533567
yeah, we need to have some sort of meetup, regardless of how awkward it is
>>685534295
>not ugly
bullshit intensifies
>>685534077
613 Orleans
>>685534449
Homo = homogenized (whole milk, fat blended in)
We take our milk fucking seriously, so we have 0.5% (the labbat blue of milk) 1% (molson), and 2%. Then Homo is whole milk.
Cream also comes in 5%,10%,half and half... like most countries.
>>685534449
The plastic bags and homo milk from Canada can be explained quite easily. You know that Radiohead song Fake Plastic Trees?
It's a lot like that. Milk comes from gay plastic cows.
>>685534642
dumbshits and stoners abound.
>>685534631
Bagged still here in ontario. Just hazarding a guess but im assuming its because of the mass amounts of dairy farms here and the bags are cheaper than cardboard?
>>685534266
Larder Lake
>>685534732
so it comes from gay cows then
thanks anon
>>685532935
705 Angus here
>>685534846
>implying they werent already here
>>685534780
Underrated comment.
>>685534507
Don't recognize you, im 20
>>685534654
Used to be ugly if that counts?
ITT: Bags of milk.
>>685535177
I was probably a couple of years ahead of you. I was the last grad year of the old high school. Also, looked like a lesbian during my school years.
I never realised homo milk was a Canadian thing. Huh.
>>685535555
Checkkkkkkkkked fuckkkkk
>>685535234
Are you going to pull your tits out or what you know the fucking rules bitch
>>685535555
My first quads being an admission of looking like a carpet muncher. Fantastic.
>>685535555
What are you doing on /b/ on a saturday night? Go outside
>>685535698
Yeah, because pulling out my tits in a thread with at least two other people who may know me is a fantastic idea. Go get a girlfriend, cunt.
>>685536098
Rules bitch.
Also whatre you faggot doing tonight.
>>685536098
You know the rules, cunt.
>>685535698
Those are not the fucking rules, newfriend.
She wasn't attention whoring. She was responding to a question.
Fuck sakes summer is early this year.
>Are you femanon?
>Yep
Timestamp
>I'm femanon! LOL XD I'm rand0m!!1!
>Pay attention to me because I'm femanon
Timestamp
Tits
GTFO
>>685536687
Get the fuck out of here you faggot. Clearly you haven't been here long enough
403 here
Going to move to Ottawa soon :P
>>685536687
Claims that it is summer
>is sole summer representative
902 halifax
>>685536074
Had some drinks and live too far out to do anything. No drinking and driving, kids.
>>685536687
Don't tarnish yourself as a white knight. They want tits, I said no, they're pissed because they can't get real boob let alone Internet boob. Thanks for the effort though.
>>685536824
>>685537160
>inb4 been here since January
>>685532935
Close eh
>>685537392
Where abouts? I live right in town
Aside from the who "who has tits" debate, anyone from Yarmouth actually want to chill? I thought that was the point of this thread.
>>685537392
Haha, would never want to whiteknight. You never go full whiteknight.
Have fun with your meetup. Don't get raped... unless you're in to that shit. Then, I hope it is everything your heart has dreamed it to be.
>>685537653
Carleton, half an hour out. Hit me up at that [email protected] address. I can share more info that way.
>>685537708
Im down to chill
506 faggots.. New Brunswick.
>>685529971
819 in the house!
>>685538423
You talker French? Oh la la
>>685537708
Yeah but you got tits
>>685536478
>>685536687
>>685537392
>>685537823
I get distracted and suddenly everyone's pissed off.
>>685537995
Cool, you should send an email. Meeting with someone who you met on the Internet in the middle of the night seems idiotic, but I'm sure we could work something out for tomorrow? Maybe Tim's on Starr's?
>>685538241
Where abouts?
I'm in Freddy fucker
Fuck where's my 519s tonight?
Reporting in.
613/19/m what's good fuckers.
>>685538752
and english!
>>685531382
you smoke weed?
>>685539272
THEN DON'T GET DISTRACTED
705 Midland/Penetang, getting drunk af and probably going fishing tomorrow and Monday, life is good
>>685539576
Where in 613?
>>685539272
What mysterious times are bestowed upon us.
>>685530366
ayy 403 here too
>>685529971
I just found out our shiny new SJW "Progressive" Liberal Prime Minister elbowed a rival MP in the tit. Also, what the fuck is with that sticky, mods?
>>685539787
That's cool, I'm French Ontarian. Only 3% of us outside QC.
>>685533543
Where at? Deep River here
>>685529971
>>685530506
>>685531403
>>685532046
>>685532135
204 here
I live right near St Vital mall
What the fucks up?
>>685540418
Pet
>>685540116
Ottawa, stittsville to be specific
Anyone going to Amnesia? Rockfest meetup?
514 here
>>685540978
Nepean here
What are you up to?
Rockfest line up sucks compared to last year. I'm skipping this year.
>>685540738
Smoking weed and playing video games, you?
>>685529971
306
melville sk
needs more sluts around here.
>>685541376
514 too
>>685541667
Got a gram for me?
Also what game?
Also age?
>>685541660
Yeah, but Midget Wrestling
>>685541776
No
Csgo
18
>>685534267
I blame the east. Too many liberals
Canada you say? We need a hero to purge us of this infestation. Every god damn day there is a thread about your shitty little quasi country.
https://youtu.be/dmBM8vpRMMQ
204
>>685541438
Lying in the dark on 4chan. Same as half the niggers in here. Also trying to not think of killing myself. Hbu man?
>>685541708
>>685541376
That makes three of us.
In Beaconsfield, what about you guys?
>>685541997
I'm 26
Wanna watch porn an jerkoff together?
I'll buy you video games and such
>>685542591
This is probably why you have no friends.
>>685532005
613 chcking in form Shit Falls Onterrible.
Google marijuana firecrackers. OK now make them with medical grade stuff. You won't be able to post for hours.
>>685530633
>>685531994
902 here as well. halifax
>>685543087
Shit happens. You're on 4chan just the same as me.
>>685543288
Hollis st. here, what's good
>>685543424
connaught ave. here. but im in the valley for the weekend
>>685543655
Where in the valley
>>685529971
226, living in 204
>>685543747
falmouth
>>685530538
>>685529971
>>685531403
>>685532135
SELKIRK AND POWERS REPERSENT BRING ME WEED AND YOU GET A PRESENT
204
>>685542591
Chillin in the dark on 4chan. Had a busy day and the house all to myself for once.
Why kill?
>>685543793
Where abooots?
You're Canadian. Kill yourselves to make room for fresh immigrants, cause Trump.
902, truro
Back to /soc/
There are a crazy amount of Nova Scotian's tonight.
>>685544142
I have depression and some nights it gets the better of me. I've been trying to better myself and I've put a lot of work in but it feels like there are no results.
204 here, nudes? Kik me or post here (kik is lmaosus)
Are Yoopers welcome?
>>685544936
age?
area?
>>685544755
Nice dubs.
Regular cardio exercise? That is what did it for me. Started 30min, 3 times a week in the morning, and having consistent bed times, and wake times.
Still a struggle, but it helps.
>>685544755
Embrace the schadenfreude friendo and you too can start to enjoy life to the fullest.
709 here
>inb4 no 709s
Blame Canada.
>>685545058
I go to the gym 4 times a week. I'm in better shape than I ever have been. Still alone. Still no gf. Still nothing to be happy about. I was miserable fat and I'm miserable fit.
705
out here in the boonies of kawartha
Maples white minority checking in
>>685545299
705 Peterborough here.
>>685545043
Kik me m8
>>685545731
fuckyea
actually near lindsay,
wanted to be broad because where the fuck is lindsay
>>685532135
>204
Used to be from Maples/GC area, now living in Stonewall.
Lots of Winnifags here, I'm surprised.
But also not that surprised.
>>685545250
How have you tried to find friends/girls?
So you're fit, no issue there. Do you like other kinds of physical activity? I found the gym was not social at all, so I started taking rock climbing (bouldering) more seriously. I always had climbed a bit, but I started being a regular.
Climbers and climbing gyms are super friendly and social. I always had a hard time making friends, but seeing the same people around for a couple weeks, then getting to talk to them, then aiming to climb together is a pretty easy progression.
Plus, boulderers are always looking for a partner to route climb with (belayer for sport or top rope).
Just a suggestion. Coyote Rock gym is pretty nice and huge, but the accepting-to-ametures culture at Vertical Reality gym is much better. Anyone there will help you learn in a way that is not belittleing to you at all. No need to feel unskilled or intimidated.
>>685546345
Stonewall?
more like BOREwall
>>685546328
Kek tru dat.
Go back to Canada Chan.
>>685542796
Dollard yo
>>685546445
I have a small group of friends. Honestly meeting girls has always been a challenge. I'm not much for the bar scene. I used to play rugby but haven't in a while.
>>685539558
Brah
London nudes?
Canada.
This thread is why we need to build a wall.
>>685547190
Cool, you around CEGEP age?
What college or highschool are you at if so?
204 Birkenhead
>>685538241
Moncton?
Lol 204.. Where the fuck is that? Fucking east coast or some shit? Id kill myself if I lived out east.
Get out.
>>685547764
Central
Winnipeg Manitoba BITCH
>>685547222
Fuck nice trips.
I'm not a bar-scene guy at all either. Not a place to meet any kind of quality person anyway imo.
Meeting girls was a complete waste land for me. Not a beta, but just awkward af in trying to show interest.
Climbing helped. Eventually was regularly at the gym with a group and they would bring friends occasionally. Started going on short trips to clime in the Gatineau hills together, that turned in to roadtripping for Tour De Bloc to a couple events.
They were all kinds of personality types and it cracked me out of my shell.
Climber girls are in high demand and hard to get, but one had a friend who was mildly in to climbing, then she became mildly in to me... enough to keep climbing. Married her a couple years later. Only serious gf I ever had, and fuck if she isn't my best friend now.
Actually, she is my only friend I see regularly, but that is just fine.
>>685547801
that's not even a canadian goose shitlips
>>685547801
>>685529971
204 also here
>>685547566
Huge fucking shot in the dark, but here we go;
I know one person in all of New-Brunswick, and she lives in Moncton.
Do you know a Charlotte?
>Pic is her
>>685548396
Age?
Area?
18/m/613/Kingston
Anyone else?
>>685548422
>duck lips
i wouldn't even shit on this bitches face if she begged
>>685548044
Bahahah id commit suicide if i lived in that corn field of a shit hole.
>>685548084
I appreciate you taking the time to chat with me man. I think I'm gonna join a team or take up a hobby. Thanks man. I feel a bit better.
Canada the cancerous lump of amarica
415 / male / etobicoke / 24
>>685548603
You sure nigga?
Think about your answer with this new information I present to you.
>>685549006
>>685539558
Yeah I'm here.
>>685548646
Every Canada thread
>fuck seth lord harper
>what u doing
(smoking weed/video games/drinking/masturbating)
>LF Drug dealer@!@!@!@!@
>LF Drug Dealer!@!@!@!@!@
>Chill conversation about our various small towns
I love Canada.
604 Tswassan Top reporting in
>>685529971
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>685549155
forgot to add
>us sharing how beautiful are women are.
Ethnic diversity is a gift.
>>685549006
Crossed eyes. Choosing to show massive forehead. Black nailpolish. Probably duck facing behind phone. 4/10
905
Working nights sucks.
Westbrook Mall Area if anybody has weed i'd be down to chill XD
403 here too
>>685548708
I hope it works for you. I genuinely do.
It worked for me, cracked me out of my shell, built up my confidence, made me feel like I belonged, and got me a cool af wife.
I'm not saying it is all sunny ways... I get down a lot, especially on myself. But the "overall" feeling of my life is better, and I think I just bounce back faster, and don't believe the bs my brain tells me as easily.
>>685533498
>Our prime minister just elbowed a bitch in Parliament. Fuckin eh right
I mean it was fake as fuck, total soccer penalty oversell bullshit, but it's still pretty rad.
Nothing new though. Jean "Motherfucker" Chretien straight-up leaned over his podium and two-hand choked some guy who was being an asshole. On another occasion, some asshole broke into Chretien's bedroom at night, threatening him with a plastic knife. Chretien, unarmed, shoved him into the closet and locked the door with a broom handle.
Canada's had some pretty OP PMs.
>>685548422
Don't recognize. Sorry brah
>>685549345
Yeah, because I'm sure you, some nigga spending his Saturday night on 4chan, would turn down this girl if she approached you.
Gimme a break.
>>685549896
AHAHAHAHA
Our govt is fucking amazing. Except for the Harper period. That was a real sell out time for our country
Our current cabinet is i must say the best in the world.
905 here
It sucks.
Canadian Bacon yaaaaaaa!!!
604/250/778 master race here.
Why anyone living east of calgary hasnt committed suicide is beyond me.
>>685533163
abbotsford?
>>685549770
Sore Rey intensified
>>685543248
Fuck yes.
If anyone uses a vape for weed, SAVE YOUR LEFTOVER BROWNED REMAINS. You can even make firecrackers with those, and they'll work. Recycle, and get high twice my friend.
>>685549992
Laying next to the sleeping gf, bruh. So, yeah. Pretty sure I would turn her down. Enjoy your sexless night, though.
>>685550259
604/778 reporting in nigga
well done, Raptors. Cavs blew that one real good
>>685550902
The cavs crushed them what are you talking about
Are they 1-1 now?
>>685546328
my hometown. sup
>>685550902
>>685550954
Basketball is super gay
>>685530319
>>685531188
>>685548599
ktown?
if so which end? Smoking?
quebec fag here
on a scale of 1 to 10 on much do you hate frenchies and why?
always been told the rest of canada hates on us never could tell why.
>>685551376
9
Full of yourselves.
>haw haw haw everything must be french!
Your province needs to learn how to fucking assimilate like the rest of the country. When you are Canadian you give up your right to ex-country pride.
>>685551305
I'm up near the police HQ, you?
>>685551376
It's the Frenchies that hate us, not that we hate them.
>>685551376
bout a 7/10. Because you kicked a parrot out of the Montreal zoo for only knowing English and not french. Indicative of the whole province. arrogant frogs, every time I see one of your license plates I think they say "I'm a sovenier" and grab it.
>>685551376
Every frenchie i met from Quebec has been an asshole. Whether it be cutting me off in traffic or just being a general dick in public. Cancer.
>>685551582
as much as i agree with you , we the ppl dont decide that it is mostly imposed by the provincial gouvernement
>>685551588
lame, frontenac end. First name? Scott here.
>>685551079
says the super homo
>>685551848
Will
905 Hamilton looking for range buds
>>685551376
Ehhh... 6.
204 here.
It's usually because Frenchies are elitist and look down on anyone non-francophone. It's cool that you guys don't appreciate immigrants who come in and just want to make their own communities that speak their own language, but you guys tend to have just as much of a hate-on for anglo white Canadians too.
If you guys liked the rest of Canada a little more, we'd like you too. But then we'd want to visit your awesome section of the country and flirt with your beautiful women and you'd hate us all over again.
604/778 reporting in
>>685551376
Quebec isn't so bad if you don't stray too far from the West Island. (The English part of Quebec, for those who don't know.)
Where you from in Quebec?
>>685552013
i think theres an age line where the hates on non-frnehc speaking person should be drawn imo anyone under 35yo couldnt care less at this point
>>685551987
d00d i might know you. Did you give me liquor out front of bestbuy one time?
>>685552127
20 min ish from mtl
>>685552013
Area? Kik me lmaosus
>>685540738
Island lakes here. What's your exact address so I can show up at 3am and sob on your windowsill
>>685552660
Bruh... Kik me lmaosus I'm there too
>>685551987
Asian?
604 reporting in
Anyone got any 416 nudes of girls?.
>>685551376
Really? Quebec is the Donald Trump of Canada. They want freedom from the rest of Canada but they want the rest of Canada to pay for them. It's bad enough during election that I need to listen to a joke of a "party" make stupid promises that he can't even keep because they will never be a political winer. I have more respect for the Green party as they run in all the ridings.
Québec is like a teenager that has a rich daddy who protects them. Grow a pair.
Vive le Canada libre!
>>685552660
We can swap
>>685553326
''they'' 49% back in 90 something and today i bet its nothing over 30%
How to Tinder if you're not good looking?
>>685532935
Shit whatup
>>685534887
Whatup
>>685551376
The frighteningly high number of residents who genuinely believe Quebec could make it as an independent country. Like a snotty-nosed teen "rebelling" from their parents, from the comfort of a bedroom with a roof and three meals a day.
The obtuse inefficiency of your government, having duplicates of every federal service in-house. Such a fucking waste of hard working tax payers money from the rest of the country.
You find every instance you can to have something to disagree on, so you can say "fuck Canada" and legislate your own rules, knowing that even though you are violating federal policy, we're to cucked to do anything about it.
Eg: The Queen ruled that the successor to the throne would be the firstborn, with no preference to male or female (previously it was the first male heir, and only a female if there was no male heir in the immediate family). All of the commonwealth obviously accepted this and enacted it, but oh no... crying, pissy Quebec didn't feel they had been "consulted on the matter" (neither was any province... it was an obvious step and the federal government just said yes), so they decided to raise a stink. To the complete embarrassment of the entire country. What a fucking facepalm Quebec is on every fucking corner.
Such a beautiful place, with such beautiful, stuck-up, entitled, assholes.
>>685553772
The only province I can see that has a chance of " surviving" with out Canada is Alberta. ( pre fort McMurray fire) I hope Albertans keep a good moral. The rest of Canada ( except quebec) is with you.
>>685554542
its sadden me to see that the rest of cananda think were all separatist
as i mentioned earlier it was 49% back in 90 something and today it wouldnt be over 30% the sepration thing is something the elderly want us youth dont give a fuck we love canada
Original 204 ancientfag... now 780 fag.
>>685554779
oh pls its been all over the news here too dont kick us out
>>685554990
Anon asked.
Anon answered.
>>685555381
yes i know and youre right but still, i think this is sad, give us a 2nd chance pl0x <3
Lets do a group canada suicide since our economy is garbage and we are all irrelevant cucks.
514 montreal
>>685555863
thats a cell phone number dawg
>>685555512
Now that's it's out of the way... Let's grab a beer and make fun of Americans.
Quelle bière aimes-tu?
Usualy anything thatsAmber is my cup of tea
but to be more specific lately ive been drink either Richards Red or Alexander Keith Red
>>685555565
lol , our economy is great, we just depend on oil too much to give a doller a higher rate, just comp[are ourselves too Dubai, we have almost the exca same export rate as they do{ when it comes to oil). we export anything and everything that our natural resources can provide us.
>>685555976
>>685556163
how about you brother?
At least it's not a Pepsi and a Joe Louis.
Don't all québécois drink labats bleue?
905/Niagara
>mfw cavs fan thought they were actually gonna sweep
>>685556452
nope actually here the most popular would bu budweiser and the coors light
>>685530706
Me too!!! What's up Freddy fags I'm northside
705 north bay
>>685556384
Free beer is always the best. My poison is crown royal.
>>685553852
avoid it.
or lower standards. a lot.
>>685539398
I'm not who you responded to but I'm northside how about you? I'm always curious about you other weirdos who live near me
