Is there a reason this is happening?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Is there a reason this is happening?
>>685529461
shameless selfbump
i guess admins are bored.
>>685529461
Is there a reason for anything? Is there a reason for life?
>deep af
>>685529461
>Be me
>Go outside
>Look up
>Nothing
For what purpose
>>685530922
>Be me
>stay indoors
>get bored to death
For what purpose
maybe 4chan will be raided soon by the cops and the mods try to tell us we should leave as long as it is still possible while they slowly wipe their servers
>>685531783
you say as you stay on /b/
>>685529461
Well now what
>>685530922
You have a serious point.
FUCK OUTDOORS.
(and it's night here)
>>685529461
Yes. You need sunshine and exercise. Otherwise you are getting cancer. As cancerous cells spread throughout your body and infect other cells, you become cancer.
When you spend too much time on /b, you become cancer.
>>685529461
Probably someone like Million Moms or some other dingbat club trying to get their own kids to go out and play for a change, so that they can get laid for a change.
>>685531997
sure.. i will sink with the ship
>>685532259
you're thinking 9gag.
>>685532280
lel, but this would mean one of them is a mod
>>685532131
>looks up
>sees the rest of the entire universe
>nope, nothing!
lol like fuckin rats scurrying around
>>685529461
Bored mods looking to give us something to raise a shit storm about.
Keep calm and keep masturbating.
>>685529461
>>>
>>685529461
>>685531896
>>685532131
Careful Anon there are skeletons out there...
>>685529461
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZrqF7yD10Bo?autoplay=1&controls=0&showinfo=0&modestbranding=1&rel=0&iv_load_policy=3&loop=1&playlist=ZrqF7yD10Bo
>>685532414
If you go to 9gag at all, you are the walking talking embodiment of cancer.
We're paying because our sins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnKyqPxMy-U
>>685531783
thank god shitposting is not illegal in any civilized country, so i should i be fine.
>>685532686
FUCKING KEK
>>685532686
why is this a thing?
>>685533172
>>685532686
>era un domingo a la tarde fui a los coches de choque…
This is better than actual pornography.
>>685532651
No way man 9gag has some really funny stuff Hahahaha xD
>>685532478
Well, the FBI is already assumed to be mods, so it's not much of a stretch to think someone even more evil (except when they're busting pedos and Moslem terrorists, then they're the good guys.) could be too.
Summer vacation is starting for grade school students. We're celebrating the young generation by listening to Elmo sing.
You like it. Just admit it.
>>685532575
>https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZrqF7yD10Bo?autoplay=1&controls=0&showinfo=0&modestbranding=1&rel=0&iv_load_policy=3&loop=1&playlist=ZrqF7yD10Bo
gay ass shit, from sesame street
>>685534500
you're right. I feel better now.
Lets stop this narcissistic racist homophobic faggots on /b/...
>>685529461
They're inspiring /b/tards to go outside and stop being unhealthy faggots that probably have mental illnesses or disorders.
>>685534781
you're a disorder
I love indoors now
>>685535685
I love that bunny
>>685535839
bunny r34 where?
>>685535839
judy hopps
>>685535962
>>685536445
THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A FURRY THREAD
I did go outside today, thank you very much. Several times. I had to feed my outdoor cat , and the chickens.
>>685536620
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ALL OF MY THREADS?!?!?
ALL OF THEM
>>685536760
tbh, idk my dear friend, but since you're here, enjoy the thread!
>>685536674
So what you're saying is that you had to feed your pussy and cock?
>>685536674
Cool chickens but why does 1 have four legs???
guys, go outside
it's fun
don't just go out and expect nothing, look around, breath some fresh air, maybe you'll notice something you've never noticed
>>685533710
you are a disgusting degenerate
>>685536620
theres no need
>>685532507
Yeah but there aren't dank meme in outer space
DOODLEBOB THREAD
>>685536620
>pepsi
were you part of that twitter raid, too?
>>685531381
>Living
For what purpose
How I'm going to go out if is raining
>>685537384
c'mon... let it go!
>>685537804
i guess you already know the answer for that question partner
>>685537197
already summer?
>>685530247
Bumping because no one replied. Toppest kek.
>>685532540
She's really close to that cactus is she ok
>>685538299
GET THREAD!
ROLLING!
You know why there is so few people in this post ? Because we know MOD is RIGHT, we can all do better with our lives than being faggots on here. Let's be faggots outside. Let's live.
>>685537010
Females are called hens actually.
>>685537183
wat?
i am this
>>685537197
I don't want to sound queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are pretty kick-ass.
check this quads!---->>>>>
>>685538526
Do you like American Psycho, anon?
>>685529461
niggers tongue my anus
>>685529461
I just tried it on a dare. Was kind of scary but also nice out there. It was all dark and shit but there were these things called firefleas (I think). I smoked some of that weed stuff that gets you high and they just flew around, lighting up and shit. Must have been 50+ of the cocksuckers.
7/10 would venture again
>>685539593
>>685539715
>>685535962
e621.net
>>685529461
They're trying to filter out people who don't know how to stop the music.
Pro tip: https://www.youtube.com/list_ajax?style=json&action_get_templist=1&video_ids=ZrqF7yD10Bo%2CZrqF7yD10Bo
>>685539833
>>685539866
ban all newfags? splendid
>>685539866
There's music?
>>685539947
>>685539401
never seen the movie, but i can say that i would love to watch it
>>685529461
>>685539947
>>685540225
THE DUBS ARE ON THE LOOSE
>>685540382
>>685540584
>>685540584
>catalogue
I cant use that damn thing, mostly because I'm not interested in pictures.
The link I posted is the source of the music. Just block it and resume fapping as normal.
>>685532131
Thats the point its saturday night, go out with friends, go to the bar and meet friends, go see a movie. Do anything on a saturday night instead of browsing 4chan. Its 10am sunday here and im pretty hungover from last night.
>>685541134
Everything I want to do costs money or/and is illegal.
Stand outside in the dark, where it's raining also.
No, not tonight.
>>685529461
it's called negative reinforcement faggot. Been cooped up in /b/ so long you went beyond full retard?
stop spending your life online and get outside and smell the roses.
there is a correlation to the song playing when you click on /b/
mods getting creative
>>685541050
>I'm not interested in pictures
>imageboard site
you are the cancer that is summer.
>>685540916
>>685529461
Read the other 10,000 breads on this subject.
>>685541500
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you actually autistic friend?
>>685541566
YOU TOOK THE BEEPOO
>>685541512
>>685529461
I think it's funny.
The Peoples Champions and Hiro should do more fun posting. April Fools day was genius and Puddi Puddi day was beautiful. I hope they censor more words, remember the hilarious backlash when cuck was censored?
>>685540077
more like vordt
just an underage mod being a retarded faggot again
>>685541848
seems legit. too bad I'm behind 7 ad blockers
>>685541050
wasn't implying anything by cropping you in the screenshot, just didn't wan't to make my image stupid small.
can also just right click tab>mute tab if using windows.
>>685541848
>>685529461
Yeah, we didnt bomb the japs hard enough. Now we are stuck with newmoot acting like a faggot.
>>685541908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UJgXyEWRZo
>>685530875
>>685530922
So deep.
Yet, so web.
I love 4chan.
>>685542175
Go outside?
The video game thread was ridiculous. I though this place was dead
>>685541690
Lemme esplain in laymanese fucko. 4¢han is telling u lozerz to get-a-lyf, thus making you fagets feel bad about yourselfs, 4¢han noes u won't go out side, so they cut u down, you feel like neetshit and nevar leav
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>>685543094
>>685543015
Retard
>>685532558
What if I told you there is a skeleton in the room you are in right now
>>685540225
You really should. It's actually really good. It got bashed for not being faithful enough to the book, plus feminists hated it by default because they hated the book, so it got kind of ignored for a long time. In the long run though people have come to give it the appreciation it deserves.
Speaking of feminists hatred of the book, Gloria Steinem was the one ultimately behind that hate. She's also Christian Bale's step-mom, or was when the movie was first released.
>>685543147
>>685543618
>>685541275
You should always follow your dreams no matter how crazy or against the law they may be.
If you can't see your dick past your rolls and your thighs smell like cheese then you should gtfo and discover the sun.
>>685543666
>>685543816
>>685543724
That's terrible advice.
I'd honestly rather not go outside. It's raining pretty heavily.
>>685539334
at least you were one off from trips
STOP OPPRESSING ME AND TELL ME HOW TO TURN THIS SHIT OFF!!
>>685541690
>some guy called me a retard
>I know!
>I'll call him austistic
>I sure showed him
