YLYL
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YLYL
It's time
>>685511387
Lost
>>685511387
lose every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AmJlEJRLg
>>685511647
>>685511531
>>685511808
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>685511387
THIS is not dangerous, lapillus are not warm enough to blow gas tank.
>>685511647
Lost
>>685511932
This is fucking hilarious
Like when they ate those doritos!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My best friend has stage 4 cancer, I've been NEET for 6 months and my girlfriend has been fucking other men in public toilets. This has tipped me over the edge and now I'm going to kill myself
>>685511777
Serbian Movie
>>685511387
Except that's still safe.
>>685511387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
OC
>>685512008
Lost..
>>685511988
this guy's dead, swollen tongue, vomited out any fluid out of his nose, eyes nearly popped out - this is exactly how chris Farley looked when he died, but nobody found him until the blood settled in his neck and back, amounting to some blood pooling and mass discolouration of his facial area and neck zone.
>>685514176
Cuck dog
>>685511387
http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089
>>685514406
lost
>>685514980
Holy shit dude lol
>>685514980
OH MY
>>685513095
What? Is their country so shitty, that their movie industry has only made one entire movie? I assume it's an entire one, running at at least 90 minutes.
>>685514756
Never talk to me or my son ever again
>>685511988
>I'm Old Gregg!
>>685514406
Is it ok?
>>685514406
>>685514861
>steal
>>685515398
>Never walk like me or my son ever again
fixed
>>685513740
He was high as fuck. He didn't even react until he busted his ass.
>>685514756
Kek
>>685514980
>sides=gone
>>685511995
go away summerfag
>>685515811
>>685514406
Faggot. Put your Dick inside it.
>>685515398
>>685515980
Ants
>>685515477
I'm regular Stormy.
>>685511531
stop trying to make that shit meme happen
>>685515252
O. Hello newfriend! I didnt notice you at first, until you made it blatantly obvious your mom just recently allowed you to use the internets! Welcome to 4chan!
>mfw
>>685514980
Sauce?
>>685511387
This is not funny or dangerous. I do this at work all the time. At that distance, the sparks are not hot enough to ignite and the tanks are completely sealed. This shit is completely normal.
>>685516344
always kek to this
>>685516402
I get it
>>685516504
Why thank you anon. And the guys at 9gag/Reddit/Tumblr/whatever-okay said that you all are... well, I don't want to say what they called you all now, because that would be impolite.
I am
>>685515398
>Never talk to me or my son ever again
Never talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>685515284
Geta me every fucking time.
>>685516391
thats cause you need more concentration
>>685514221
fucking lost
>>685517312
wut
lost
>>685517312
>implying /g/ has the money and social skills to pull that shit off.
kek whateva dude.
>>685516602
I've worked as a welder. Those are 30 mm and WILL BURST YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>685517615
Where does it say /g/ in that picture? Because it doesn't.
>>685517773
good try
>>685517773
Uuuuum, to the left of the text. Are you blind?
>>685516402
Stick reference bro
>>685517773
Well, you see where it says /g/ - Technology? Right there.
>>685514844
lost
>>685517312
>>685511988
Now THAT is a rare Pepe
>>685516602
How thick are those tanks?
>>685517744
not even sure what you;re trying to say by "30mm" you shit for brains. neither of them are acetylene cylinders, so its not an oxy/acy combo. more than likely its a 100% argon and a c25 ar/co2 mix for a multiprocess welder. both are completely inert gas and grinder sparks cant harm them. fucking faggots in here today
>>685514980
>>685516344
>>685518473
4 millimeter inch thick
>>685518740
Someone got the webm of the dancing guy in omegle?
>>685515252
So you don't look like a retard in the future here take this it's free education newfriend.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Serbian_films
>>685518546
Yea, this. Plus the tanks are 4 millimeter inch thick steal.
god damn
>>685518963
>>685519194
>>685512123
Finally someones not fucking literally retarded
>>685511387
/r/ing the image of.. idk how to explain it, it is the nwo being controlled by the jews being controlled by aliens being controlled by god, being controlled by extra demensional aliens ebing controlled by the jews again
>>685519061
what type of nonsensical nigger measurements are you guys using?
>>685519485
seconded
>>685519005
>butthurt serbian detected
>using wiki instead of IMDB to look up movies
>using mobile site ever
>can you not afford a normal PC and/or Laptop?
>Raspberry Pi?
>queer
>>685519583
>>685514736
>>685514861
Now stahp have ADD, faggit.
>>685519839
Wow,great job kid. In any case just type in list of serbian movies and you will get a link. It's past 24:00 in Europe and some of us are chilling in beds with our phones for internet connection.
Are all 9GAG/Tumbler/Reddit users this rude or are you just an immature kid?
>>685511995
youve probably been waiting since last august to post that.
>>685513551
Fuck you.
>>685519148
im bursting with laughter haha
>>685511995
You know, I had gotten used to blocking out the banana, and then I just noticed them all. The sneering contempt for shitposters is rushing back in. Get a grip, son. I mean, who does something that's not funny over and over again trying to irritate people. It reminds me of this friend I had. He used to just needle people for the fun of it. He got arrested for stealing feminine pads, and ended getting ordained as a minister, then hung himself. I see your future, shitposters.
>>685519321
>>685511387
and the ugly guys losers are ugly as shit and smell like shit and is lame and try to scare popular people off with calling the police and the ugly guys losers are ugly as shit and think there better then everybodye e e and try to bother people
>>685515794
Kill yourself faggot.
>>685518546
Yes they can, fagtron. I know because I was in a work related accident with them
>>685520659
>>685519321
fuck
>>685511387
and they smell like shit
>>685520729
>>685511387
and the ugly guys losers are ugly as shit
>>685515794
judging from the style...shadman?
>>685520881
In every ylyl Thread I see that banana... What does this mean?
>>685514406
What the fuck happened? Nerve gas?
>>685521013
>>685512397
lost
>>685515477
fuck thats funny
>>685521097
>>685514940
#asian2k16
>>685521031
>>685521070
just do your part and post copies of this banana until you get it
>>685521212
>>685521070
It means many of us were conceived with weak sperm.
>>685517312
>discarded condom wrapper next to bed
>>685520382
No one care's about your stupid, backwards, Mickey Mouse country. The irony is that we don't care about the Bosnians or Croats either. Watching you goofy foreign fucks butcher one another was hilarious. Do you miss Tito yet?
>>685521077
It's in a blender brother.
>>685521313
>>685521097
i don't really agree with that, but i will say that celcius is a stupid system. yeah yeah, based entirely on when water freezes and boils, but what about all the other fucking elements? basing an entire metric on the heat it takes to boil ramen noodles? for fucks sake, its even more simpleton then the feet measurement
>>685515284
is she giving a blow job to a dead guy?
>>685514221
>>685514221
Fuckin lost
>>685521542
>>685514980
Source?Name? anything??
>>685521579
You're dumb ass fuck nigger.
>>685520898
The banana doesn't date back to '06...unless... OMFG! One of you faggits figured out time travel...
>>685521579
>>685511387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocCYI7aJ9aw
>>685521225
where does this one extra vote came from creating the tie?
>>685521579
M8, accept that the Fahrenheit is a shitty unit. I mean it is based on the temperature of a healthy body, how often do you need a comparison to tjatbin daily life?
>>685521070
Too lazy to explain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2hKqyGH6U
Just substitute 'banana' for 'pickle I guess. Even though it don't rhyme.
>>685521516
Ehh, I see I'm talking with a "relevant" person here. In any case try not to choke on your McDonalds or get shot in school.
Good bye.
>>685521846
>>685521946
>>685522032
explain to me how i am wrong. is celsius not based on the points water changes states?
>>685522377
i never said fahrenheit was a good metric either
>>685522518
>>685522175
http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089/r
>>685522738
>>685512123
Yup, nice to see somone here who has black stained hands....white hands that are stained black that is......
>>685522759
>>685522738
Yeah it's based on that, but in daily life its more useful than any other unit for temperatures.. If its less 0 you know whats going on, wearing hat, driving carefully and shit. I cant even imagine how this would look like in any other unit.. Do you have to learn by heart at how many fahrenheit water freezes?
>>685511387
Hey that's pretty good. Also give this channel some subscribers
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>685523066
>>685522492
>rustled jimmies
Can I fuck one of your sisters? You've got like 30 right?
>>685518546
>so its not an oxy/acy combo
>he can't into color codes
It is exactly acetylene and oxygen. It's still not dangerous.
>>685523299
>>685514980
I kekd and then i wanted to know sauce
>>685522738
i think kelvin is way more off our daily lifes...
i mean... our body temperature is 310,45 K and the temperature that water boils is 373,15 K, its not pratical BUT both scales are centigrade
>>685522738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvN5xy3uu9U kek
>>685511995
>Using the banana pasta
>>685515794
Fuck Yeah Shadman
>>685521225
Asians are just low-variance. They all look the same, so more of them are passable, but fewer of them are gorgeous.
>>685523427
>>685521579
Mah nigga! Fahrenheit Master Race in da hizzy!
Seriously though, as a machinist I use both standard and metric daily. Metric really is more sensible, but my brain will still never think in it. It will always be foreign to me. That's just how it is. They need to just pick a kindergarten class one year, and from then on don't let children grow up using anything else, and also teach them to ridicule and look down on those of us who do. Problem fucking solved.
>>685523865
>>685515252
Wow this is so retarded.
>>685514176
Lol my dog does this when we fuck in the living room.
>>685524202
you fuck your dog in the living room while he fucks a pillow?
>>685521912
Kylie Marie
>>685524202
Found your car
>>685520729
>>685524088
>>685523142
>32 degrees
>it's not a big deal
>>685518740
>>685521070
You ever see that movie Idiocracy where they think they can make plants grow with a sports drink? It's the same thing.
>>685516504
>>685519005
>>685524093
>tfw it is actually the only movie from Serbia ever
>>685524559
>>685518302
Took the bait
>>685514124
wrong its from a place that makes replicas of dead bodies for coroners and emt workers and the such
>>685524666
>>685524359
Kek maybe I do don't judge me
>>685523000
Don't mean to shill, but both Dawn soap and Joe's Hand Cleaner actually work great most of the time. Fast Orange and Gojo fucking suck.
>>685521912
http://www.xvideos.com/video16473911/shemale_kylie_maria_-_transsexual_cheerleaders_16_argomxxx_
>>685523693
>posting bananas
We each choose our own autism, young faggot.
>>685524744
Fucking lost
>>685522032
>>685522980
>m-metric system (celsius isn't even metric by definition of the word) is infallible!
>it works and therefore it means it cant be improved
>>685516660
That is fucking brilliant, i dont even care how stupid she is
>>685517312
that figurine collection part always gets me
>>685525073
Improve how?
>>685521402
It only shows the interests if you have them in common, fat fuck.
>>685524666
>lost fucking hard
>also check'd. Good to see you again satan
>>685524093
You're just mad because your precious former Yugoslavia doesn't have but one movie.
>>685518963
kek
>>685516660
More use than my dvd drive lol, physical media
>>685520881
the last kid was faking it to fit in
>>685524744
Are Europes retarded?
>>685514980
fucking lost
>>685525346
I dont get it
>>685515584
Actually pretty smart, they even have the fat guy on the counter weight.
>>685521402
That's great, you two fat fucks have something in common!
>>685523683
I hate that liberal douche more than the grand dragon hates minorities.
>>685525523
It was retarded because he assumed it to be, because of the name, even though the correct title is "a serbian film" you narrow minded piece of fuck!
>>685516660
Lost
>>685526158
http://www.hollywoodreporter(.)com/news/michelle-mcnamara-dead-writer-wife-887104
>>685523299
lost
>>685526158
that's patton oswalt's recently dead wife
>>685525307
create a dynamic metric, that is based on the states of all known elements. there should not be decimals in something so arbitrary so kelvin is fucktarded. today it could easily be programmed into stoves for example to automatically update on change
or maybe even measure from a completely different perspective, like the amount of energy being used to produce that heat.
or at fucking least make 100 degrees celcius into 300 degrees celsius or something else to make everything inbetween easier to fucking measure. i feel like im arbitrarily being forced to round for no fucking reason
>>685521970
shit is barely 2 years old
>>685524744
lost. Also check'd
>>685526189
>>685525409
>newfags thinking anon posted OC
>>685526249
>he
And I didn't assumed nothing you retarded dick freckle. Those of you who have replied to me did all the assuming, and that's why you've ended up with such rustled jimmies.
>>685526431
HAHAHHAHAHHAH
>>685526519
OH shiiiiiiii
>>685521579
>water
>element
>>685526808
>implying a compound of two elements is composed of something other than elements
jesus crhist
>>685526574
>there should not be decimals in something so arbitrary so Kelvin is fucktarded
>or maybe even measure from a completely different perspective, like the amount of energy being used to produce that heat
Do you even know what Kelvin is?
>>685521579
>water
>element
pick one you dumb nigger
>>685521579
>but what about all the other fucking elements
>heat it takes to boil ramen noodles
>elements
>noodles
>>685527039
I've got an uncle named Kevin.
>this entire thread
Eurocucks angry
>>685521579
kelvin is the shit
>>685526907
A compound is not an element though. The entire reason the world "element" exists is to specify things that are not combinations of several elements.
pretty good kek from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcg9lddlArg
>>685526907
so then it's a compound of elements, and not an element
>>685527395
>based entirely on when (H20) freezes and boils, but what about all the other fucking elements (not hydrogen + oxygen)?
>>685520881
All of those children need to be murdered because of their inability to learn.
>>685527587
sorry let me fix my mistake. hydrogen +2 protons bound to an oxygen
you fags are really grasping for straws so i figure i better clear it up
>>685516402
Bizarroooo
>>685527310
Over a donkey getting drunk, right? The Ancient Greeks must have been the most boring motherfuckers of all time. No wonder they spent so much time being perverts and degenerates.
I don't know what to make of modern ones either. Once I was with this Greek chick and wanted to pretend like I was all nice, and sweet, and into her so-called culture. So I rammed my dick into her asshole, and she started screaming at me in that demonic gibberish foreigners speak, and she damn near clawed my eyes out. I'll never fuck a Greek bitch again. They're too fucking crazy.
>>685527822
>>685519773
someone got it, thanks for bumping though
>>685526665
>>685514221
Fucking lost hard
>>685526626
Just like the anons who post it.
>>685516250
Lost
