Cutie is moving in downstairs, dubs tell me what I do
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Cutie is moving in downstairs, dubs tell me what I do
>play mlp soundtrack n full volume
>go downstairs naked, covered in feces
>poker face
>casually offer to help her
post results
She has friends helping her
Steal panties, post pic with timestamp
>>685506915
this
>>685507141
roll
>>685507010
I think this is her aunt, they're sitting around while the guys get the heavy things
>>685506915
Reroll
>>685506915
roll
>>685506915
Roll
>>685506348
go down and flirt with her in front of everyone
>>685507400
>>685507422
winrar
>>685507400
>>685507422
DOUBLE WINRARS
>>685507422
>>685507400
post results, faggot
>>685506915
Roll
>>685507422
>>685507400
Fuck I think they heard me giggling, view from the peephole, & I'm a fag so I'm just gonna play the music and see what happens, keep rollin!
>>685507833
>>685507400
>>685507422
3rd winrar
>>685507926
dont forget to play on repeat, faggot
>points for also smearing urine and blood on ur body
>>685508156
They're laughing their asses off, shit I hope I never run into them keep rolling fags
>>685508156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgXTzOkCUI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T0HAMjLMuk
sing as loud as you can
>>685507926
Scream a racial slur, but in a voice that won't be recognised as yours
>>685508405
Also, play a porn video at the same time
>>685507926
Blast this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qclDfyIdMDk, along with the MLP theme
>>685508404
Trips and I flash them
>>685508782
Not even bluffin m8
>>685508966
rolling for trips 1/?
>>685508966
rolling for trips 2/?
>>685508741
rolling
>>685508966
Rolling for trips 3/?
Triple flashhhhhhy
>>685508966
Roll 4 trips
Trips roll incoming?
pineapples
>>685508966
rolling for trips 4/?
fuck captcha would have gotten it -.-
>>685506348
rollin
>>685508782
TRIPS
>>685509342
Roll again I need this
>>685508966
where is the fecal matter/blood tho?
>smear on chest/face
>>685509443
yeah sure
>>685509507
Just 38 off.
bread roll
>>685509529
Come onnnn
3 of a kind boys. Check em
today is the day of the trips, just look at mine
>>685509604
Roll again
roly poly
This is the last time rolling?
>>685509690
Roll again
if this are trips, this doesnt count and thread is official closed
I'll offer my support
>>685509443
>>685506348
roll
eat a pineapple in front of everyone
Fuck it. New to the thread. Rolling for dick jiggles
Sheeeiiittt
Let her be and cry at what you can't have.
piss out the door at them
lalalalalaala
Roll for jiggle
>>685510000
FUCK COME ON OP
>>685510000
sick quads bro
>>685510000
>>685510000
winrar
>>685510000
finally got it,
WINNNRAAAR
KEEP THE REPEATING DIGITS COMING
>>685510000
QUADS DECIDES IT
Win fucken rar
>>685506348
>wait until night
>get naked
>go to her door
>crouch down
>start licking door knob
>start to masturbate
>make sure elbow is hitting door with every stroke
>continue until she comes to door
>>685508966
I'm blasting some Asian porn right now so the high pitched annoying moans get stuck in their head and they have nightmares, trips for dickcopter!
I say you have to flash
>>685510369
rolling 4 this
>>685510442
her teeth are huge
>>685510442
Roll for dickle
>>685510442
dude allready got quads you faggot
>>685510000
>>685510545
Holy shit. Shes like the human Black and Decker pecker wrecker
>>685506348
cum on the floor everytime you fap, within months your semen will seep through into her ceiling and potentially drip into her mouth or gaping pussy as she lay there, asleep. or you can leave the apt and go say hi.
you likely wont and she'll meet her placement guy and you will just be another piece of furniture in your bleak living room.
sincerely, the lamp.
Will op be a fag?
Stay tuned
>>685510474
The messiah has spoken
>>685506348
Stop spying on her.
>set house on fire
>save cutie
>tell the cops it was her
>????
>profit
>>685510000
Oh fuck, wish me luck..I'm gonna smear my balls all over the window they're downstairs, not by the door
>>685511196
LIVESTREAM OR RIOT
>>685511196
gl /b/rother
Sharpie in bum
Ask ger to help shove it in
>>685510442
at least now they know who the sex offender/ child molester neighbor is and will probably have the cops knocking on your door for a noise complaint.
>>685511196
film reaction nigger
or else is worthless
put a handful of your own shit into the HVAC
>>685511196
Alright anons I did it for like 2 seconds pretty much just swung them to where they banged my window, got screenshot of the girl who saw me the video is shit because I'm not coordinated. They're leaving now I think they're going to the office fuck they didn't say anything just hauled ass in the black truck
did op pussy out ?
Op is rip?
>>685512556
rip op ur a goner
>>685512556
Op is died
>>685512556
if police come say that she wanted him to do this
>>685512556
Should I just leave my apartment so I can deny it???? If officers come?
>>685513012
YEA GET OUTTA THERE QUICK AND COME BACK LATER
inb4 cameras caught the whole thing
bump 4 interest
Op is kill
Op did good today, he did good.
did he ded?
>>685514243
what did op do that was good? not exactly the best welcome for the new neighbor, what happened to good old fashioned pies or home baked gifts.
>>685513012
They're talking to the officer in the building next to mine I thought that fucker moved out 2 weeks ago fuck it I'm barricading myself in
Op is retarded
Lol why did you do it man. Especially next door
what are you taking pics with? a potato?
>>685514602
thats the worst idea but just try denying everything and tell him that she told you to do it
>>685514602
how long can you life without going out? How much food do you have athome?
>>685506348
Introduce yourself to her and be a normal neighbor.
why would he admit it lmao just deny it
>>685514602
they're probably asking about your criminal record and who you are. you should go out there and introduce yourself, be sure to lotion up your hands before you do.
>>685514880
/thread, dubs or not
>>685514602
Thanks man for fucking yourself up for us
>>685514602
>>685514602
Act as casual as fuck
>>685515027
Bad idea
I guess my boy Birdman was right you are a Eugene lmao
Only logical thing to do now is streak across the parking lot... unless youre a pussy or gay
>>685514602
The girl is here with the officer at my door fuck it might as well go smear something on my body
>>685515687
rip man play it cool
>>685515687
Make them catch you fapping to traps
>>685515687
Damn. This was cringe since the beginning
>>685515687
say it was your brother. he just run out of the backdoor
Rip in pieces
>>685515976
probably too late
>>685515687
Sing All Star - Smash Mouth until they find you
>>685516066
its never to late
>>685515687
The guys really old he said he just wants to talk to me
>>685515687
>hide in closet completely naked
>wait for them to find you
>jump out, scream you're not crazy and start laughing
>run straight towards the girl, squeeze her everything
>yell "You have a swiggity booty"
>run off to the next house and beg them to let you in
>>685516246
if dubs hug him
>>685516246
OP.. what are you doing?
>>685516246
kick him in the balls
>>685516366
winrar
>>685516246
Is it illegal to be naked in your own home? They shouldn't be lookin in your window
>>685516366
winrar
>>685516366
winrar
>>685515687
u better record this shit
>>685516449
you actually believe op's story? lol
OP is jail. If dubs or better, let inmates lick peanut butter off your chest.
>>685516246
No results for the image search...
>>685516449
It is actually illegal to be naked in your own home I was curious about it many years ago and I asked a lawyer. He actually recited a case where a man was arrested charged tried and convicted of being nude in his own home
>>685516449
I'm in my closet now they called the manager to open it since I locked the door solid, I'm just gonna stay in the closet and if they come in I'll sue them fuck theklm
>>685517075
Why would it be illegal to be naked in your own home wtf, unless your affecting anyone else it shouldnt be a problem
>>685517075
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1222156/Man-arrested-naked-home-Springfield-Virginia.html
waw
>>685517075
Only illegal if viewable from public area. Girl was on private lot, not public. OP is safe.
>>685517278
gl hf
>>685517278
you naked?
>>685506348
>Cutie is moving in downstairs, dubs tell me what I do
Move out now, save the legal system the paper work on your inevitable restraining order/rape conviction.
>>685517075
How in the world can this be possible? Everyone ever would be charged with this. Makes no sense.
>>685517278
stupid ass, don't go in the closet that implies guilt. Just hop in the shower and if they come in act surprised as fuck to see them and ask why they are inside your apartment. deny everything and say you just got into the shower.
>>685517477
WINRAR! OP leaves town to start his new life.
Sream through tinychat
>>685517565
too late now nigga
>>685517477
Dubs damn
>>685517278
Did you chain the door? Also, go big or go home. If the cops bust in, run at them with your arms waving in the air and screaming at them
>>685517565
dumbass OPA LISTEN TO THIS GUY HES ACTUALLY GOT A GOOD IDEA YOU FUVKING CUCK
>>685517796
DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
>inb4 OP winds up on national news
>>685518199
Winrar
Where you from OP? So we can keep an eye on the news
>>685518052
OP looks like a douche, let him perish in his own stupidity.
Did op died?
>>685517565
Okay okay they're still waiting for the manager gotta go
this sure was something.
rip OP
>>685518419
Probably
>>685518476
WHERE ARE YOU FROM FAGLORD?
>>685514602
You're going to get arrested
You fuck
Lol this thread is still going?
I stayed tuned
>>685518476
faggot. Don't go anywhere.
> get naked
> wait for manager to open door
> start furiously jacking off
> ???
> profit
>>685518670
This or >>685517796
please
I believe in OP
Top zozzle
>>685518799
I believe in dubs
>>685518476
YES HES GOING INTO THE SHOWER
>>685518864
Toppest of zozzles
>>685517356
The case my lawyer told me about involved a mother and her kid trespassing through his lawn and looking through his window
Lady called the cops
Etcetera etcetera guy served 3 months
it was just a prank, bro (GONE WRONG)
>>685508966
Roll
>>685508966
Rolling
>MFW this thread
>>685510442
Roll
>>685519067
Sexual Prank in the Hood (GONE WRONG)
>>685519067
Social experiment gone wrong LMAO
Someone should screencap this
>>685518476
>MFW
>>685519211
Winrar, say it
Rolling for OP re-evaluates his life choices and stops being such a fucking creep before he literally goes to prison
>>685519211
Yo nigga, lemme step on yo timbs
>>685519099
The Dubs of Dennis don't lie.
>>685518944
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zozzle
1. characterized by uprightness or morality: a righteous observance of the law.
2. morally right or justifiable: righteous indignation.
3. acting in an upright, moral way; virtuous: a righteous and godly person.
The company of just and zozzle men is better than wealth and a rich estate.
>>685519297
WAYYY too late for that, nigger. Read the thread.
set up some cameras say it was a fake dick and it just was a prank
>>685519230 I've got it all bruh
>>685519457
Carlos?
>>685519056
depends what state, maybe even the municipality within the state.
>>685519457
so are you saying i witnessed a thread wich is going to get posted in legendary 4chan theards?
cya on redidt
lememes
>>685518670
Doubt it will make news but watch for san marcos texas in the next couple days, wish me luck she's her
>>685519641
True. I live in Missouri and I find it VERY hard to believe that shit would fly here
Maybe if I wanked it at the end of my driveway
cut your dick off and flush it down the toilet so when they come in you can tell them "what penis? i don't have a penis."
>>685507010
Roll
>>685519755
dude please draw illuminati pyramid on the wall . RIGHT NOW PLEASEBRO!!!! ur life depends on it
>>685519718
I don't know what I'll do with it but I can't go wrong with a screen shot of a dude covered in butter (?)
>>685519808
this shit would probably be acceptable here in vermont, and probably also in new hampshire. if anything you could say it was an honest accident and the situation would end right then.
>>685519755
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT! Hahaha YOU WILL BE ON CRINGE THREAD GOD YOURE A MORON
>>685519755
Good luck OP, we'll be watching
>>685519755
Was a great thread op, you did good
>>685519755
periscope this shit.
>>685520184
This.
LMFAO I HOPE HE IS RECORDING FFS
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
Witnessing
>>685506348
checkin'em in high quality thread
>>685519755
OP please be record
what even is this thread top fucking kek
>>685520399
Top zozzle*
>>685520491
I'm not saying it's Augmentations, but it's Augmentations.
>>685520399
Acknowledge the zozzle
>>685519755
OP you're so fucking autistic it hurts
There have been some spicy threads these past few days. This included. I fucking love it. OP rip ily
>>685520491
zoz..zozzle ?
This thread saved my life
>>685519755
"Hey anon, it's your parents, we just wanted to drop off some of that key lime pie you - - - oh my god"
Is op ded?
>mfw op hasnt posted in over 10 minutes
a man can be sitting naked in his own apartment this is a free country
mfw OP is autist, delivered and fucked himself over.
>>685520830
A reason maybe, to life?
This fucking thread
Is OP kill?
>>685521221
Bump
rip op
Op if you kill yourself now you'll go out on a high note
>>685521539
Op was a troll and the thread was fake. Each picture can be found online, with a date that does not say 2016. But let the newfags have their fun.
rip OP
>>685508966
roll
keep bumping guys, i believe in op
>>685521721
Links?
RIP OP you fucking degenerate.
>>685521721
>Op was a troll and the thread was fake. Each picture can be found online, with a date that does not say 2016. But let the newfags have their fun.
Post a link to a picture with a date that does not say 2016.
>>685521721
proof nigger ?
>>685521721
no this guy is lying.
>>685521721
Fucking bullshit faggot
OP is taking black dick in prison.
Forever legend
>>685521721
no tineye results what are you using faggit
>>685521721
I already did a reverse search also this is fairly elaborate who would do this much for no reason?
Grab a big knife op. Thanks.
bless you OP
>>685522433
youre on /b/ faggot, why not is the question here
Op just...just..my god.
Goodspeed you bastard.
When OP pulls thru
holy shit you guys...
>>685519755
> watch for san marcos texas
http://www.ksat.com/news/man-with-poor-hygiene-sought-in-san-marcos-sexual-assault
http://kxan.com/2016/05/17/new-sketch-of-san-marcos-sex-assault-suspect-released/
Godspeed you magnificent bastard. Someone screencap this fucking thread. May OPs spirit live on eternally
Godspeed faggot, you should record it
Also trips
>>685507010
Get this man to 1000 subscribers
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
op is this you
>>685523692
Fuck off shill
>>685523429
op is this youuu?!
>>685523823
this
>>685523823
He was in his apartment you autistic fucks, that was from a bar. Holy shit read op's posts.
>>685523429
WE FOUND HIM BOYS
>>685524071
Note that they aren't from today, though
>>685510442
Ms Ed
>>685523823
That definitely looks like a /b/tard
#sex offender
>>685524102
Fuck off its not op
>>685523429
>at a bar
>on May 6
ಠ_ಠ
>>685524071
>autism
>>685524301
>ಠ_ಠ
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
You are my hero OP.
>>685510083
Double dubs
>>685524301
they never catched him tho
>>685509998
nice roll faggot
>>685510474
Newfag detected
>>685521721
Do you even know how to internet properly.
Hubble bubble, double trouble
huehuehuehuehue
>>685520027
Ayyyyy vt fag, 05401
>this thread
>>685524668
>>685506348
This is the type of post that leaves 4chan under FBI surveillance for the next 2 montsh
>>685526379
>implying /b/ isnt under surveillance 24/7
Come on OP update us. What's the manager saying? Are police involved yet?
>>685526559
Where do you think OP is right now?
Bumpity bump
>>685526865
Prison.
>>685526865
Putting on clothes so they can arrest him
>>685526865
Getting processed in jail
Op is probably monitoring this thread laughing his ass off
>>685519755
I am so fucking fucked, I'll post video when I get out, I did the diddly
>>685527439
Nice try faggot. Next time, change the file name from screen shot.
>>685527439
you are not op
>>685527439
holy fuck, you didnt get shot and are in america? oh yeah you are withe ^^
Raise your standards
