No, I will not go outside.
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No, I will not go outside.
U should
>>685506425
Is it even good out there?
>>685506519
Yes
What would be even the reason to go outside? Who cares.
>>685505564
Fuck the outside. I got inside. Remove song
damnit, I came here to browse dank meemz while I compile videos for YouTube to make dreadful cents on the hour.
This site best not tell me what the fuck to do with my life.
>>685506425
then why are you not outside too?
If I go outside, will the damn music stop???
:stopmusic:
>>685505564
Mfw this post actually made me go outside. Well the stickied one did.
>>685507699
Waiting the lambers stop creampie
What music? I'm browsing Clover.
>go outside
firefox, mute tab
nope
I'm outside. Now what?
:stopmusic:
>>685505564
If I go outside I will probably die.
How to fix the music on /b/
You must block www.youtube.com/embed/ZrqF7yD10Bo$subdocument
> For noobs:
Install ublock Origion
FF: https://addons.mozilla.org/de/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/
Chrome: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ublock-origin/cjpalhdlnbpafiamejdnhcphjbkeiagm
>goto options
>goto dashboard
>goto my filter
>add ||www.youtube.com/embed/ZrqF7yD10Bo$subdocument
>save change
> reload /b/
Guys cant we for once enjoy the music, life and stop being so racist and homphobic?I am sure many people have been hurt because of us
>>685505564
I'm agoraphobic and I went out today. I wouldn't recommend it.
>>685509600
More than hurt but yeah, can't we have a little peace for once
i went outside once, it gave me aids. :(
Right click, inspect object, delete line with the annoying music thread, profit
>>685509719
this is /b/ peace no longer exists here
>>685509424
i just mute the tab, takes 2 seconds
Its fucking 11 pm here and they want me to go outside to get shot or some shit
>>685510361
But we could have just a little. every now and then so when we're bad it seems worse
>>685510617
Londonfag
OP here, still haven't gone outside.
Whats the song name
>>685510617
Do you live in the niggerhood?
Might wanna try moving to a gated community. They may be athletic, but it takes brain power.
>>685510690
Go to Reddit faggot, you don't belong here.
Fuck you gook face with your "go outside " message and stupid song. You're worst than the jews, and that's telling something
>>685505564
>2016
>not browsing 4chan via the catalog
>>685510761
Same. In fact, I haven't moved more than about 10 feet from where I am right now, and I probably won't for about another half hour or so (to clean some shit up and take a piss)
>>685505564
>>685506425
>>685506706
I hate when people say
>go outside
as if simply being out there will solve anything. I have my stuff and the internet inside; what would I *need* outside?
>>685510617
same netherlands here 12 am, do i want to get killed by some shady ass muslim with a knife
>>685508811
Word.
>>685510980
lmfao
I approve
>>685510770
darude - sandstorm
Is there any context on this? What happened?
>>685506999
Oh shit didn't even see these trips here.
Check'd
>>685510972
Exactly what I was thinking. Use the catalog sheeple!!
>>685509600
THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
>>685511058
Well, you can always carry around some pork throwing slabs and a ham vest
May the blessings of the Moon reflect upon you!
This music makes me want to accept tumblr, do you feel the same?
>>685511175
Russia is attacking, we only got a few hours till the nukes get us.
go outside and watch the sunset, that's all you can do at this point.
>mfw 4chins tells me to go outside
>mfw is the day i make kickass burgers on the grill
What more do you niggers want?!
>>685511404
lol nah, but I do got an anime blog on tumblr I use to hock some of my shit-ass videos to get some views
>>685511111
the quints
>>685511175
Moot committed suicide after not going outside for 3 months.
>>685511418
Too late for that then. It's 11:12pm. I'll watch for a mysterious sunrise...
>>685505564
wait a minute... there's an OUT-side?
>>685511573
Not Moot, it's moot you fucking faggot
>>685509600
what a nigger faggot, you should kill yourself anon
Neighbor just invited to a BBQ. I said I would go but I just want to leave my house.
But it's raining
>>685505564
Fuck you I just came inside
This honestly makes me wanna shut off my PC, go outside and talk to my mates, find new mates and advance in my social life. Because you've all gotta agree, it feels different to enjoy the company of others, compared to the company of /b/. It just feels more happy and " fresh ".
I'm honestly reconsidering my fucking life because of the sticky post.
>>685505564
Right. Im fucking working. 4chan is fucking dumb trying to tell me what to do. Ban me faggot
Isn't this Jason Mraz? this is definitely different from the original song
>>685505564
I just came in from working outside all day, to see this stupid post with a bad song, whatever dick did this is a dick
>>685512057
>no check
Man you dun fucked up
i'm already sweaty enough :^)
>outside
>>685510980
sunlight, unless you have a uv light than hats off bud
>>685505564
There is noth9ng to do outside.
>>685515451
looks like me thinking about work
This is amazing, well played young knight, well played
>>685515458
My monitor emits UV rays. all electronic devices do. Imbecile.
It's night and raining like shit here..
Why have you forsaken me 4chan mods?
What a bad advice
What is that "out there" everyone's talking about?
>>685510844
Oh but I do belong here. I have poor social skills and a taste for weird porn.
>>685515978
You know the glass things that would let the bright in if you didn't have curtains it's beyond that.
>>685515731
Also, don't forget if you use CFL bulbs to protect the environment. It brings the sun home with you.
I wear sunglasses inside, and usually my monitor's gamma is set to like 0.6 unless I'm watching something dark
>>685505564
:stopmusic:
>>685505564
the fuck is that thread?
I have ZERO friends.
I have poor social skills.
I am FAR too intelligent and knowledgeable that I find people to be incredibly boring.
I have a fuck ton of money that I don't know what to do with.
I don't drink.
I can't dance.
I have approach/performance anxiety when it comes to women.
I WANT to go outside.
I WANT to make friends.
I CAN'T....
:stopmusic:
>>685505564
The music is nice but its raining in Reading, PA at the moment, and probably will be for another day. Sorry /b/, no outdoors for me
>>685516144
Whoa, that sounds terrifying.
I always wondered if there was anything beyond the bright-glass, but... I was too afraid to look.
I'll... leave it to someone braver than I.
>>685505564
But its raining
>>685511058
kkr jood je word niet gekilt hier in NL dit is geen USA HOMO
>>685516267
Bullshit, you could totally meet someone as "special" as you by trying once.
It's sunny out.
Fuck that!
>>685509424
>You must block www.youtube.com/embed/ZrqF7yD10Bo$subdocument
>Install ublock Origion
>no deleting system32
oh boy fuck you
>>685516392
fuck off, Nederlands. USA may suck, but fuck you anyway.
It looks scary out there
>>685516307
You'd best leave it for the adventurers. But if you do go beyond the glass wear eye protection because someone keep fucking with the brightness.
>>685516267
Who the fuck cares, just fucking try anyways.
HONESTLY, EVEN CRINGE KIDS HAVE FRIENDS
JUST FUCKING SHUT OFF YOUR PC AND GO OUT THERE, TO A PARK MAYBE OR SOME SHIT AND JUST START A CONVO
STOP ROTTING HERE IN /b/ I'M ALSO LEAVING THIS FUCKING PLACE AND MY PC SOON BECAUSE OF THIS STICKY
>>685509614
How was it?
:stopmusic:
>>685505564
It's fuckin 1:54 am here
Why would I go outside
I am using clover on my Android. what music is everyone talking about?
>>685515458
>wanting skin cancer
>>685516635
Well it was okay until I was waiting out in the open for 15 minutes+ for a m8
>>685516570
Went down stairs to find this frightening creature
>>685505564
outside stinks inside is comfy
I heard there are people and no internet. Why would anyone go there by choice?
HOW DO I STOP THE SCREEN FROM BLINKING FUCK
>>685516422
I have tried to go out a few times. I'll head over to the bar/arcade and play a game or two then wander around for a couple minutes before leaving because if I don't then everyone will notice that I am there alone.
I've wandered around the streets of downtown on weekend nights passing all the bars and clubs and just watching as groups of friends enter/exit and laugh.
The only form of interaction I get is when I go to the strip clubs. But they just make me sad now because of how much they remind me that I am alone.
I met this girl, she's great, and she's totally into me but I can't do anything with her because I'm her manager and there's no way to keep it a secret. Boundaries: she's not worthy my job.
>>685516846
Looks terrifying. Better come back with allies to face this mighty beast. What is that outside creature called?
>>685505564
How the fuck did you do that?
>>685516988
PLAY WITH YOUR CABLES or Stop taking acid.
Lol is there music playing ???
>>685517098
DUDE MY SCREEN IS FUCKING BLINKING TIMES A SECOND ONLY IN 4CHAN I TRIED ADBLOCK UBLOCK YOU NAME IT I FUCKING TRIED HELP ME PLEASE
>>685514355
So deep right ?
I´m fat af so thanks to this post I bought gym membership and hired a personal trainer, starting tommorow... rebuilding ma laif
>>685505564
Jokes on you 4chan
It's raining over here
>>685517015
Ive heard it's called a "vinny" by the barbaric natives
I might go for a walk. I'm really close to suicide and just want to clear my head.
Idk what that post is for tho
>>685517275
Just play with your cables. Remember when the picture used to go bad on the vcr and you played around with the cables and it magically got better. Try that.
This is why you should stay inside!
>>685517275
take a magnet to your HDD to reset the calibration
>>685517098
Got it. I think something is wrong with 4chanX
>>685517368
It must take quite an offering to satisfy this Beast called vinny
I can't pause it mum
>>685515881
said nobody ever...
>>685517531
Has you're 4chan gold expired? That usually happens to me.
>>685510980
>as if simply being out there will solve anything
Agreed. Is not so simple.
>I have my stuff and the internet inside, what would I *need* outside?
So you need stuff to do outside. Start buying food. And so, beer.
>>685511555
How the shit
>>685508850
you can mute tab on chrome
>>685517478
>>685505564
are the japs planing to nuke us or something?
First offering
OP here, I'm a faggot.
>>685518797
OP here, can confirm.
>>685510972
Shut up roy
>>685510972
still plays on catalog
>>685505564
>>685519769
>>685519206
OP here, disregard that, i suck cocks.
>>685519936
OP here, still can confirm
Is all o f 4 chan supposed to be fucking flashing
>>685509600
fucking kys nigger faggot trump 2016
>>685510617
>>685511058
Fucking hikikomorifags.
Thats exactly the best hour to going outside. Preferable if you have a auto(car or motocicle).
Run outside looking for popular pub, or just some place with p-p-people.
Order a beer(or coconut water, for pussies), talk with the bartender, look for someone you know. Kick chat(or just say hi) with someone and back home.
It will not take more that one hour and you are back home for you cowofduty.
>>685519803
I literally came on /b/ the moment after my friend asked me "when are you going to start going out?" I was fucking spooked when that song auto-played
too bad I have 0 friends
>>685508273
same, i just went on a long ass walk
>>685520061
i dont think so?
what browser you using?
>>685520179
>implying i have a pub near me
>implying someone i know comes there
>implying i have the skills to talk to other people
>implying i play call of duty
>>685519803
>>685519769
I was outside today and it was nice taking out the trash.
>>685518562
that's one cute motherfucker right there
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZrqF7yD10Bo?autoplay=1&controls=0&showinfo=0&modestbranding=1&rel=0&iv_load_policy=3&loop=1&playlist=ZrqF7yD10Bo
fags, get rekt
>>685508273
Same here.
I was wearing my confortable beggar clothing on my master-race and so...
Why the fuck i'm here again? 7 weekends in a row without do nothing?
Why is the music there?
...row row, once again?
>>685516267
One thing in that list will solve everything in the list
>>685520888
Damn, nice numbers you got there.
>>685516570
you live in the middle of no where. id imagine its much more fun inside than out.
B-But it's nighttime here and I'm half asleep!
>>685520540
>implying i have a pub near me
Thats why you need a car/bike.
>implying someone i know comes there
Thats why you need to talk to random people... at least talk with the bartender/waitress.
>implying i have the skills to talk to other people
Thats why you need to go outside.
>implying i play call of duty
Thank god. Its a start.
muther fucking volcano erupted i aint going outside
>>685520677
Are you fucking crazy man only a suicidal person would call this bloodthirsty beast cute
can anyone teach me how to disable the music with greasemonkey??
>>685521045
cash money yup. >>685516267
buy a dope car (wrx or something) buy nice clothes and nice haircut. buy high end whores to get confidence up.
>profit?
I've gone outside enough this week
>>685521271
>Thats why you need a car/bike.
I don't have a car or a bike
>Thats why you need to talk to random people... at least talk with the bartender/waitress.
If I don't have the skills to do that I can't.
>Thats why you need to go outside.
See above
>Thank god. Its a start.
Well at least we can agree on this one
>>685521643
Cycle or running? What's your strava I'll follow back
The fuck is this?
>be me
>went outside because I was instructed to by the /b/
>saw an old Asian lady bending over raking up piles of grass
>notwantfuck.gif
>start to sweat
>Fitbit says keep going
>walk to park
>nothing happening there
>see dead bunny, gutted
>work of a bobcat?
>as I walk I'm starting to miss Internet porn
>wonder why I would let myself get so far from it
>hurry home
>ok, so I went out
>was wasted time
>cannevergetthattimeback.png
>what do now/b/?
>>685517275
delete system32
it happened to me too
>>685522203
well masturbate of course!
>>685522039
Go outside
>>685505564
Or...
>>685509424
or just paste
(function(){var i = document.getElementsByClassName('blink')[0]; i.parentNode.removeChild(i);})()
in console.
or just take a break from 4chan
>>685522203
>be me
>went outside because I was instructed to by the /b/
>Got hit by a bus
>wake up in the hospital 2 weeks later
>doctor tells me i have terminal bus cancer
>thank you for making me go outside mods
>the end is near
>candle.......
Time Machine back to the 70s
Is this thread dying? Please Allah....
>>685521641
Profit.
Was about to post this again, wtf is up with these self-righteous faggot mods, this is unacceptable bullshittery, it is offensive and annoying, who are they to tell me to go outside, it's midnight and they want me to leave the house, it's ridiculous, these mods need to be held accountable for this fucking bullshit, we shouldn't have to stand for it
>>685505564
Agreed. Where I live, it's raining. I'm also drunk and hungry.
it's raining, So there is no sun out, Fuck you mods
it's night outside
>>685519273
Fuck you I am ROY
>>685521662
>If I don't have the skills to do that I can't.
How did you learn to use a computer? Trying.
Same logic.
Lesson one: Basic comunication
>go to the bartender
>say hi, be educated
>buy a beer
>while drinking, say something about the night(if is cold or warm)
>say about how good it is, ask if he want a glass too
>he probably will say something about don't "drink at service"
>so, thank him for the service and walk
Congratulation, you talked with someone.
>>685505564
test
>>685524898
>How did you learn to use a computer? Trying.
wrong. i learned because i have been taught
So what is this about?
>>685524940
>new
