I snapped /b/, so here is the deal.
I will do exactly what you say, with only three rules:
-I cant hurt myself or my property (I can force others to do so tho)
-You must tell me what to do exactly and step by step
-I must maintain the contact with the thread somehow, and you must be able to check what I did, somehow
Here is what I have:
An operative old Smartphone (Samsung scl)
A 70 cm machete
A 20 cm knife
Gasoline
Several bottles
A circular saw
Screwdrivers
Some money (1000 € or about 1200 usd)
An old car (Ford ka)
My computer
Doubles decide. Be creative.
Pic related, is my arm the last time I was in this situation. This time will be a bit different.
I dont care about your shit fuckers, I know you are a bunch of degenerates so have fun and give me a funny death.
Bumpt
buy some instant kraft mac n cheese and have a delicious lunch
>>685505614
its 23 PM here
>>685504949
Take the circular saw and make your car a convertible. Then Thelma and Louise your sad ass into a canyon.
pour gasoline in a bottle, light it on fire, and burn 500€
>>685505983
I will do exactly what you say, with only three rules:
1. I cant hurt myself or my property (I can force others to do so tho)
Learn to read faggot. Also, I am not sad. I just dont care anymore.
>>685506088
oh shit nigger, check em
>>685506088
Can you read the original post?
>I cant hurt myself or my property (I can force others to do so tho)
You wasted the doubles cunt. Go away.
>>685506248
this thread fuckin sucks
Go out of your house and start screaming like a crazy old man
>>685506162
Fine then, do everything I said but instead jump your sad ass out of the car at the last second.
Take your car and act like a nigger
>>685506369
You are making it suck not following the rules.
Kill the blacks
>>685506498
No. I can rob a car if you wish, but as I said, I am not destroying my property.
You must tell me how to rob it tho, and following rule 3, you must tell me how to use my smartphone as a webcam.
pay your neighbor $100 to punch you in the face
>>685504949
using your computer, go to club penguin. play for 4 hours, then unscrew yout computer and use gasoline for liquid cooling. post pics
>>685504949
go somewhere quiet enough so you won't get gunned/wrestled down before you even start, but populated enough for this to work
drive your car to the chosen place
get out and find a guy who must be BIGGER than you and look athletic
threaten him with the machete
demand he perform 'milkshake' by kelis while you film it
upload it for us all to laugh at
place down the machete so you are no unarmed
run
put up Christmas decorations now and take them down when December hits
1. set up a live feed.
2. start a fire outside your house with the gasoline and some newspapers. as large as possible.
3. call the cops. tell them you saw someone at your address stuff a body in a dustbin and set it alight. sound sacred. say the guy has a machete and threatened you
4. get naked
5. smear tomato sauce all over yourself and the machete
6. wait for cops
7. when they arrive, run at them with the machete in the one hand and the knife in the other.
8. profit
Throw a molotov at something......but too important like a a nearby huge bin or something....just to see the reaction of people
Use the tools and money to create a death machine out of that shitty car. Drive to a rough area and attach yourself like in the pic with the keys in the ignition. Whoever takes the car does whatever they want.
>>685506731
Try this then. Do everything I said with someone else's car. Steal said car by walking around until you find an unlocked car with keys in the ignition. And as for us knowing what you did, just call in a bomb threat to multiple locations. That will make the news my nig.
>>685506951
kek
nice one. I will reroll for this myself.
Calm down, take a nap :) why would you even do something stupid? Think about ppl here... They don't give a single fuck.
threaten citizen with machete. then throw machete at them and tell them to cut your dick off.
you said you dont care and others can hurt you. so prove it.
>>685507233
OP deliver
dress up like a medieval knight/ crusader and burn down the nearest mosque while holding up the machete and screaming deus vult!
Smoke some weed and listen to some music so that you don't make everyone else's lives shit just because your life is pathetic. Post timestamp.
>>685506951
>sound sacred
>>685507233
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party's over boys
Do you guys know about insecam? It can be useful
>>685507472
rolling for this
Give 1 dollar for every person that passes you.
>>685504949
Pour gasoline into bottles, 1/4 full.
Pour the rest on the car'
Stab legs with screwdrivers
use circular saw to cut off arm
sprinkle money on top of wounds
call your version of '911', keep them on phone
drive as fast as you can get your shitty car up to, into a wall
???
Profit
Rolling for Dubs I say, you should fuck some lady boys. Seems like that enough money for some lady men hookers.
>>685507484
I think he met "screwed" anon
>>685507233
WINRAR
>>685507233
You fucking suck man... I wanted to do something stupid because I dont fucking care anymore.
Okay, we had a deal.
>>685504949
1. take a step back
2. contemplate how edgy you're being
3. stop attention seeking
provide proof that you did all this
First time im actually being nice on fagchan... It's funny reading this stupid shit u fucks write. And no, im not a newfag. And yes, i wrote the dubs com
>>685506896
roll
You fucks always crush hopes, yet here I am. So we all pretend this is real for an hour, then op posts some dumb shit, and there ya go. Blah.
Give your money to a stranger then burn your neighbors house down
>>685504949
Spend all the money on cocain and LSD.
Take LSD and a good line of coke and go fuck a hooker.
record video as proof
>>685504949
Burn money with gasoline
OP IS DEF A FAGOT
at least an edgelord wannabe faggot who will never deliver anything at all in any shape or form that would prove anything. he is entetaining himself with this post and it will serve no purpose except to waste all of your time.
roodypoo candyass
>>685507776
Nice quads retard
>>685508134
Roll
Also rape the neighbors before you burn it down
>>685507776
Drive over black stupid nigger apes in ur car. Post results. Everyone will enjoy the sight of such retarded ppl dead on the street. For good OP
>>685508307
This
>>685507867
>>685507233
Its actually my fault for trying to make you guys have some fun. How I am being edgy or seeking for attention? I didnt even tell you what is going on in my life.
Just so you know, I was actually serious about this, you could have had your happening, and instead, you choosed to be nice for one time. So I guess /b/ is always what it doesnt has to be.
Go outside...naked
>>685508263
Theres about a 99% chance you are correct, but I still lurk for that rare 1% when OP actually does something fucking crazy.
>>685508307
Rolling for rape
Donate that money to the refugees
>>685508468
see my point people?
countless great suggestions and still not delivering but instead trying to talk about retarded shit. talk is cheap and you are a fucking pussy. walk the walk dont just talk it assfuck roodypoo
Rape a moose
>>685508307
This. Op is a fag
>>685508263
Shut the fuck up retard, go complain elsewhere or tell your mum, nobody asked your opinion.
>>685508699
Winrar. Have fun finding a moose
Sharpie swastika on forehead. Shave Hitler moostash. Sharpie if u don't have hairlip. Let's go outside for a walk.
>>685508672
Deliver what? First doubles was this
>>685507233
I am going to bed now. Bye.
>>685508699
Here we go baby, if not moose, then niggr retarded ape. Also, kill him and slice his throat
>>685508699
Come on man! Where da fuck he gonna find a goddam motherfuckin moose nigga foo!
>>685508699
Winrar
>>685508307
Rape
>>685508666
Checked
Shave Hitler moustache on cock and lip. Sharpie swastika on forehead and cock. We go to nonwhite hoods now.
cut a small puppy starting from its paws up
Go for a walk and rape the first woman you see
How about stop being a faggot
>>685506088
>Honest request, doesn't break single rule
>>685506248
put a finger up in your butt OP cause you're a faggot
Kidnap a rdm guy
Live feed
Torture him
Cut off cock
Go outside
Make someone eat the cock
....
Profit
>>685509270
This
Alright, OP here is my proposal:
Take the bottles, fill them with a flamable liquid.
Go to a place remote, under a bridge or somewhere a bit out of sight.
With the liquid, write a message on the wall, then light it on fire. It shluld leave clear markings and be readable.
Ill leave the msg up to you, something like "/b/ was here"
Keep in contact via internet on mobile. Spend cash on drugs later and enjoy
Draw Hitler moustache on face with sharpie, make red armband, proceed to walk around in public. Make and maintain eye contact with anyone you can.
>>685509533
Oh boy here we go, winrar
>>685509533
Dubs to bad op is a fag
Get a lot of money and go on the web to find an assassin. Pay the assassin to assassinate yourself without him you're also the contractor. Bonus points if you try to kill him as well in spy vs spy style.
>>685508955
Live feed of you chilling.
>>685507233
This is why we can't have nice things
>>685506248
The fuck do you care if your property or yourself is damaged. I thought you wanted to die didn't you? Is that not the point of this thread?
>give me a funny death
>but don't break my shit
1.Buy green paint and a unicycle
2.Get naked.
3.Paint yourself green from head to toes.
4.Grab that unicycle and roll in the streets pointing to whoever passes near while shouting"here come dat boi oh shit waddup".
>>685509994
So close
>>685509999
>>685509994
I second this motion
>>685508255
Another set of dubs :3
>685507233
>-I must maintain the contact with the thread somehow, and you must be able to check what I did, somehow
i think this can count as invalid op, pls continue
>>685510347
>>685507233
corrected
>>685504949
Buy a prostitute, hang out and chill, just relax with some company, drink a few beers smoke some weed with her then go to pound town. Repeat until out of money or feel better
>>685508666
>>685508666
>>685508666
Satanic trips don't lie...
>>685510522
Dubs, do eet fggt
1 Break into car with machete. 2 take shit on driver seat. 3 take picture with time stamp and post itt.
