ITT: We try to guess where eachother lives based on Pros and Cons. I'll go first.
Pros:
>Weather is great
>Entertainment industry is huge
>Beaches, forests, mountains, deserts, all in 1 state
>Food is pretty good because of mexicos
Cons
>Said mexicos also pollute our society and use our tax money
>Fucking no water
>Liberal hell hole sometimes
>Our main natural disaster is earthquakes and those just happen fucking whenever.
It's not really trying if you spell it out like that....
>>685483860
Sydney
kek
>>685483860
This thread sucks op
t. Califag
>>685483860
Los Angeles
>>685484727
That one
Pros:
Beautiful landscape
Cons:
Fucking Mormons
Pros:
> 4 distinct seasons
> Endless water
> Great breweries
> Fantastic suburbs
Cons:
> Roads are always terrible and yet somehow always under construction
> Niggers nigging to the extreme
> Embarrassing football team
> Expensive as fuck car insurance for no reason
Pros: good crack and heroin, thriving North African and Southeast Asian immigrant communities, great community college, lots of culture
Cons: Most snow in U.S., regular blacks on South & West side
>>685485253
where is Penn State
>>685485253
michigan
Pros:
>live 10 minutes from the beach
>always warm and sunny
Cons:
>old people everywhere, even more during winter
>heroin everywhere
>>685485633
correct
>>685485687
florida
pros: no serious natural disasters such as tornadoes and earthquakes
cons: city i live in is the hottest one in the state and white people everywhere
>>685485809
Yep you got it.
>>685486087
So a paradise.
Going to go with Eden, Garden of
Pros
>mild summers
>great skiing
>everyone is white
>high minimum wage
Cons
>icy fucking winters
>berniefags literally everywhere
>hippie scum
>>685485352
Alaska
>>685483860
California.
I live there (as well).
Pros:
Hitler
Cons:
Hitler kaputt
>>685486087
Arizona
>>685485687
Florida
>>685486500
Colorado
Pros:
>Cheap beer and cigarettes
>Lots of banks to choose from
>Hella mexican food
Cons:
>Rednecks FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>Christfags FUCKING EVeRYWHERE
>Old people FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>no clubs that aren't for dindus or rednecks
>boots and hats standard uniform cuz rednecks and "cowboys"
pros
tons of water
city is close by
best fast food restaurant in town
cons
my neighbor is a dick
it smells like pineapple
my friend is retarded
>>685486500
Vermont?
>>685486911
ARE YA READY KIDS
Pros:
>italian food
Cons:
>niggers
>>685486911
>>685487026
I didn't get it at first but then i got a good laugh
>>685486900
Texas
>>685487055
Italy
Tech is huge, Indians are everywhere, everyone drives a prius.
Pros:
Beautiful, always summer, hot grills
Cons:
Lots of rain in December and November, lots of homeless people, FUCKING MAINA BIRDS
>>685486911
Hawaii?
>>685487326
florida
>>685483860
El Salvador?
>>685486947
You got it
Pros:
> Good outdoor recreation
> Decent weather
Cons:
> Crowded as fuck
> Expensive
> Pretentious at times
> Overrated
>>685487540
Colorado
>>685485081
What is Utah?
>>685487194
mah nigga
>>685487687
Holy shit that's right
>>685487732
Oooh man i shoulda guessed it
>Pros
Racism
No one gives a fuck if your vehicle is road safe
Weather pretty nice except for piss hot summer and 0 degree winter.
Niggers actually know they're place and accept it.
>Cons
Shitty public schools
Shitty roads and drivers
Everything is taxed
Literally everything
Too many niggers
>>685487514
Wrong
>>685487956
Australia?
>>685485253
South america?
Ill make it easy
Pros
Hot girls
Cons
Niggers everywhere nowadays
>>685483860
>boring as fuck
>poser rednecks who think they are country
>stupid people
>bipolar weather
Pros
>warm
>nice and green most of the time (some call it green country)
>lots of colleges
>not too many people but not barren
>hint: our bird is the Scissortail
>>685487956
Their*
>>685488032
Nope. I like to imagine it's similar. No kangakrews though.
>>685485352
Minnesota?
>>685488188
The dumb state that looks like a pot?
Pros: pretty decent resort area
Mild climate
Cons: Military virtually half the population.
Military virtually half the population
Screwed for work if not military
Wages suck dick
We have great beer, a history of violence, biggest slavetraders, many of our grandfathers were wrong during WW2, almost all the drugs comes into the continent through our port, i can smoke a joint and fuck your mom when she is at work.
pros
>age of consent 14
cons
>SANDniggers everywhere
>>685487791
Well, stoners are either seen as hippies or pretentious and i guessed colorado on what turned out to be Vermont so..
>>685486500
Austria or a swiss? Maybe scandinavia?
>>685487956
south africa
>>685488517
What? No, continental USA
>>685487956
South Carolina
Pros
> Wealthier state
> Mild weather
> Close to the city
Cons
> Shitty capitol
> Constant road work
> too many special snowflakes
> winter till april
Pros:
>decent minimum wage
>beautiful as hell
>amazing camping
>good Mexican food
>cheap weed and acid
Con's:
>why the fuck are shrooms so hard to find?
>Mexicans everywhere
>rednecks everywhere
>only the niggest of nigs live here
>zero decent cities
>weather is bipolar
>anal
>>685489297
Somewhere in Canada?
>>685489297
Ohio
>>685488188
arkansas?
>>685489297
Colorado
>>685489376
District of Columbia?
>>685489362
New Mexico?
>>685489362
Arkansas?
>>685489362
Texas.
>>685488761
Correct very, very correct.
Pros:
Paradise
Cons:
Shit traffic, everything expensive, all you fuckers insist on coming here for vacation
>>685483860
Taylor SWift suCks so fuck off u faggot
>>685490091
Aloha...I'm probably on some no fly list.
Pros
>All seasons are beautiful
>Best lobster in the world
>93% of the population is white
>So many outdoor activities
>Lots of great beaches
>Sense of community and unity wherever you are
>one of the nicest states in the US
Cons
>So many retarded rednecks
>Every fucking summer hundreds of french canadian tourists come in and act like they own the place
>Winters are cold and make the roads shit
>fucking ticks everywhere
>Most overlooked state in the US, no one even knows it exsists
>>685490091
Aleppo?
>>685490162
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>>685490091
Hawaii
>>685490291
Maine
>>685490329
Aloha faggot
>>685490371
yessir, that was fast
>>685490291
Wisconsin?
>>685490291
Masachusets?
>>685483860
Cali
>>685490403
I read record books almost religiously as a kid...the lobster gave it away
Pros:
> amazing terrain
> old russian catacombs (not russia)
> many friendly people
> almost no crime
Cons:
> lots of annoying drunk russians
> too much rain
> shit tv channels
> pödrad
Pros:
>literally everyone is white
>outdoors as fuck
>fresh air
>hardly any people
>people are friendly as hell if you're white
>sjw culture? Not here
>best chairs in the world
Cons:
>there are no jobs
>you will eventually get lonely and bored
>mosquitoes
>taxes
>get used to rain
>mosquitoes
>constantly reminded of the city
>>685490881
Alabama
>>685490881
Oregon?
>>685490983
Not even close
>>685491092
Nyet
>Pros
>Temperate at all times of year
>No native deadly animals
>Beautiful scenery
>No nignogs
>Cons
>Shit sports teams
>Rains a bit more than some people might appreciate
>No one can drive correctly
>Quakes sometimes
>>685489468
>>685489534
>>685489639
Nope but not terrible guesses
>Pros
>Bread
>food
>Permanent revolution
>cons
>full of sandnigger
>full of cunt
>full of coward
>>685486643
yup but what city?
>>685490881
Washington state.
>>685491465
Flagstaff
>>685488456
France
>>685491531
Nope
>>685491465
Sonofabitch, i ( >>685491577 ) just googled it
pros
>amazing lemonade
>everything is close by
>weather is alright, dont get many natural
disasters
>most people arent cunts
cons
>nothing that amazing to do in state
>coffee milk
>the people that are cunts are all wannabe thugs
>>685485253
Somewhere in New England?
>>685491799
Zona
>>685483860
kanye made you famous
>>685491949
its within 100 miles of that
>>685492413
What?
Pros:
>Its not The United States
>Legal usage of weed and xtc
>Great language and very few illiterate fucks
>Great health/dental care
Cons:
>Weather is shit most of the year, summers are way to hot.
>Lots of refugees comming this way
>Has to put up with multicultural bullshit
>Beer is only half as good as Germany
>>685483860
Pros:
>Political climate is great, libertarians and socialists everywhere
>2 of the 3 surrounding states are great
>Everything is really cheap
>We have mountains, lakes, seacoast, valleys, and some decent cities
Cons:
>1 of the 3 surrounding states is godawful
>Lots of heroin
>Too many old people
>We occasionally need to sue the devil
>>685492812
France
>>685493560
Nope not France
>>685493476
Oregon
>>685489944
>>685489856
>>685489831
All wrong
>>685492812
Netherlands
>>685493476
South Dakota
Pros
>only 1 weather time, great for year round activities that are out doors
>endless entertainment
>some of the best schools in the country
>cost of living is pretty alright
Cons
>hot as fuck
>Worst school district in America
>no water
>nobody can drive in the rain
>>685483860
pros
amazing city, shit to do at all hours of the day
great and varied food
literally can get anything i want
drugs are easy
meeting women in bars is easy
beautiful women from all over the world here
on the water
pay is greater than most of the US
cons
prostitution is not legal
some problem areas due to minorities
rough winters on occasion
beaches are shit tier
high housing costs
>>685494206
Correct, good job
>>685494232
California
>>685494302
New york
>>685494438
Close but no cigar
>>685494540
yep.
i will never move out of this city. i will hopefully die here.
>>685491577
nope try again
>>685494686
I already looked it up to see if i was right. Lake havassou city?
>>685483860
Pros:
Lots of chicks
Quite good beer
Rave culture
Small metal fests
Sourcream
Cons:
Unfriendly ppl
Shit money
Not too much to see
I believe in you m8s
>>685494567
But... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3n0qNVE4Qw4
>>685494899
Poland or other combloc
>>685495470
You're close, state wise
pros:
>hb2
>good bars in this city
cons:
>liberals
>>685495581
Nevada?
>>685483860
Pros
>Skiing
>Whores
>Decent bar scene has developed in the past decade
>California is close enough to visit the good parts but far enough away that the southern half's inherent douchebaggery does not infect us.
>Not humid at all
>Weather keeps you guessing
>Beautiful mountains surround the city
Cons
>Everyone outside of a certain area pronounces our state's name wrong, and we have to resist a strong urge to punch them in the face when they do it.
>Trashy casinos
>Fucking no water.
>Our main natural disaster is earthquakes but our structures are built for them so whatever.
>No legalized weed yet.
>Fucking filthy Burner trash everywhere
>Always trying to prove ourselves somehow against our "Big Sister" city to the south.
This is easy mode. Or maybe not.
>>685495910
Reno
>>685496121
Spot on!
>>685493897
Nope, wrong coast.
>>685494218
Nope.
>>685494834
>phoenix
>>685496603
Delaware
>>685496826
You're mispronouncing it, it's pho·e·nix
>>685485253
>4 distinct seasons
>Michigan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHno
>>685496921
Not quite. Much further north.
>>685486636
unlustiger hurensohn
>>685497425
New hampshire
>>685497695
Damn right.
>>685490297
2edgy fag
>>685498367
Really? I always picture rusty metal when i think New Hampshire, maybe that has to do with the heroin, I've never been.
>>685498667
Mostly has to do with the heroin. At least, around Nashua and the Mass border, it does.
There is a bit up north around Laconia, but that is mostly ignored in favor of the mountains.
>>685499137
Mountains, you say?
>>685499639
Yep! Tallest ones on the East Coast. Great for skiing!
Pros:
>Free healthcare
>Long life expectancy
>Happiest country in shitty statistics
Cons
>Shitty cold and rainy weather
>Most antidepressant prescriptions per capita.
>3 seasons of winter and 1 season of spring
>>685499967
Cool
>>685500149
This last winter want bad for southern Canada
>>685500352
Other side of the ocean, brother.
>>685500439
Oh then i stop caring now.
>>685490881
New Jersey
>>685492413
Nevada
>>685490881
Michigan? I dunno, everyone is white and it rains all of the time? That's an odd combo.
>west Michigan
>616
>Apple's on at least 2/3 water towers
