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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>good morning to a lot of people edition
>>685442973
>that gif
>>685442963
Woke up like a few minutes ago, debating on whether to stay at my friends' dorm or go back to my own and chill.
>>685442883
All good, had a fright yesterday when a doggo bit my hand since I had to take care of it for the night but it all turned out alright.
>>685443133
hello hanako unit
Britfag Maki Claimed
Good morning everyone
woah man far out
>>685443287
EXCELLENT CHOICE
>>685442855
>Yandere queen
Was good, I didn't sleep much but I didn't need to anyway. I miss having good dreams tho.
>>685442883
>Shizubro
Yea... I will have to admit ' is in an extremely comfortable place in US keyboards and I wish it was the same here... instead we get ºª that we don't even use that much.
>685442973
>Cute waifu that I don't know the name
[shitposts in american]
>>685443159
>Maki
Oh wow you became immune to hangovers or what?
>default convo failed, I was supposed to ask you if you got plans for the weekend before awkwardly crawling away
>>685443261
Hanako claim
>go karting
>best lap is 45 sec
>I do 1 min 6
I am a disgrace to the clan
i'm almost out of images and i can't be arsed to get more. help me.
>>685443359
oh yeah, i forgot you live in a dorm.
>>685443388
>quad dubs
>>685443444
trips
Daym son
>>685443484
>Shiro
Happy Caturday!
>>685443287
I don't even know what that means anymore. This has gotten too confusing for me.
>>685443359
Doggo?
Dog?
>>685443451
I don't even know what that character might be for...
>>685443451
Hmm better than having shitty dreams of ex.. oh well, Im little better now
>>685443388
Good morning
>>685443527
BE DECENT YOU FUCKING MIDGET OR I WILL LEASH AND COLLAR YOU AND PARADE YOU AROUND LIKE THE ANIMAL YOU ARE
>>685443473
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>make me breakfast im hungry
>>685443359
i need a hotarun intensifies gif.
>
>>685443444
elvis is the shit dood.
>>685443451
Pretty much. It's a good feeling waking up normally. I'll only get hangovers if I mix drinks nowadays.
>I'll put it back on track
Any plans today?
>>685443484
>quad
>not trip
>lurk more /s
>>685443570
How are you?
>>685443651
What was indecent about that picture?
It's totally clothed and respectable.
And adorable.
>>685443651
>that's kinky
>>685443667
Only if you ask nicely, dear
>>685443904
>Rattle
Megumin claimed~
>slight hangover edition
>>685443787
Acting like an animal.. honestly.
I-.... Is that cat tail up your butt?
CMAAAAN
>>685443841
Do not encourage this vile behavior
>>685443739
i failed my math class don't pick on me
Going to bed now
Good night thread, stay frosty and remember. You have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you
>>685443841
p...please make me breakfast?
>>685443527
For degrees, as in 360º or 25ºCelsius. Also works as st, nd and rd as in 1º.
If whatever we're talking about is female we use the other one as in 2ª.
>>685443552
Dreaming about an ex is terrible... thats why 3DPDs suck. Yesterday I had a dream where I was at risk of failing my course, then I woke up and I remembered that I actually failed it.
>>685443570
Madoka stop being creepy.
>>685443739
Sounds like you drink really often, what do you use to drink? I only got drunk once in my life, hated the loss of control and hangover so much that I drink as least as possible, weed is always gonna be my drug of choice.
>I'll put it back on track
Not sure if this is a good idea but I got nothing other than watching lucky star and going to a café then LAN at my friends. What about you?
>>685443667
Would you mind requesting a different image? The program I use turns the gif into a still image, in return for it shaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBxJGg6cjqk
>>685444100
Good night Yuno, and don't forget your heart is golden as well!
>H
>>685443527
Caturday!
yeah doggo is a dog
>>685443484
yeah dude, shit's cash honestly. I have like one plate, one bowl, one of everything because I only have to deal with myself. Feels really nice to live alone.
Gonna give it up soon to move in with these friends into a three story house. But it has a jacuzzi and sauna so we're all good.
>>685443667
Holy fuck how is she so cute like she just has black hair and eyes it's so average
what is it about her?
>>685444107
idk, you may or may not use this
>Shiro
>>685444055
Not everyone is a degenerate like you, Spike.
There is no tails up any asses there.
Stop projecting
>>685444123
Knew the degree one. Didn't know there was a female equivalent.
>>685444165
>this video is not available
Youtube why?
>>685444123
Damn shame, yeah it has put me in a feels all day
Night
>Yuno
>>685444159
O, ok! how about this one?
>>685444217
KEK 100% saved.
>>685444215
it's that she's special inside <3
I suppose it is caturday... huh
>>685444270
I'll put something up your ass... Dio
>>685444055
Hey, you said it not me
>>685444062
>I know that feel
>>685444107
Of course honey. What's your poison?
>>685444215
Hey there neighbour! I see you're talking to Hotaru.
>>685444005
Good morning.
>>685444062
I'm just joshing you~
>>685444100
Good night.
>>685444123
Mostly pale ales, they're pretty heavy at first but they're delicious once you're used to drinking them.
I also sampled a red ale and lager yesterday, but they all come from the same ingredients so you can mix them without getting to fucked up.
That sounds like an awesome day. I'd probably be playing LoL but one of my friends has an exam today so idk if he'll be online at all.
>>685444444
>tfw you get your own post number
>>685444406
fukn rip me
>>685444287
outro cuts out a bit on this one, maybe it's copyright stuff but I dunno :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_MG3kaogU
>>685444395
eggs
and toast
and a thicc smoothie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIWz74YbBWM
LIKE AN ADULT
>also get
>>685444342
I don't think he'd be up for that.
Nor would I for that matter.
And happy caturday! now you're getting in to the spirit.
>>685444100
goodnight Tsundere-chan
>>685443959
>rattle
>>685444428
Too soon.
>>685444465
At least I can hear it without having to download something I don't even know the genre.
>>685444215
sounds neat man. i know that awesome feeling of living alone.
>Jacuzzi and sauna
Shit mane, only know one house over that has a Jacuzzi, and it's owned by a feral.
>>685444428
you don't sexually identify as a beyblade do you?
>jenny
>2 slices of pizza
Yay breakfast.
>>685444590
Thats popcorn
>>685444396
Good morning~
How are you today?
>didn't think I'd be noticed
>>685444496
How is Anthony so THICC yet a vegan? :o
>>685444565
shoegaze :o
>>685444322
You want it hyperspeed like previous gif, or slightly sped up? Fuck it, I'll give you both.
>Shiro
>>685444322
>Shiro
>>685444590
Why didn't you make a pizza sandwich?
>>685444627
I couldn't not notice you qt, just having to type long posts~ How bad is your hangover?
Mine is non-existent.
>>685444710
What's that?
>>685444590
you should name the file Tatsumaki (16)
>konata
>>685444590
Oh boy do i know that feeling.
>>685444553
>Rattle rattle
>>685443948
>Click click
Didn't notice you sneak in.
>>685444678
>>685444644
yis this is what i enjoy
>>685444640
by being a god
a thicc god
>>685444496
Coming right up sweetheart
>I'll make them with love
>>685444825
Portuguese way to make anything get you better fed, just shove it in two slices of bread.
>>685444897
was on verge of coming, thinking those were pepperonis. 0/10 those are fucking tomatoes
>>685444769
Mine will be gone in an hour or after a shower~ I'm just having a slightly worse morning than usual~
>Eheh~ you're also a qt
>>685444992
<3
breakfast in bed is the best
>though i've never had it
>>685445042
>>685445112
that's better. thank you anonymous pizza friend, but now i'm super hungry
>>685445099
Because of the hangover or has something happened?
>>685445112
Square pizza is a turn off for me for some reason.
>>685445231
Because of the hangover~
>such a cute
>Megumin
>>685445273
i'm thinking about making pizza my waifu now.
>>685445273
Now thats cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnvoz91k8hc
>>685445351
Just like you then~
Just going to make some breakfast
>>685445474
adorable
>>685445452
YOU DONT TAKE MY WAIFU YOU PIECE OF FUCK
>>685445454
(f ^,...,^)f
>>685445599
I have the figure, I should start taking pics like that
>>685445645
:O
>>685445454
ok i watched that vid now and what the fuck
thats why i dont trust anything on the internuts
>>685444587
>feral
what?
>>685444395
Yeah I talked to you too but you seem to have missed my post!
Getting ready to leave now. Gonna pack the laptop last.
>>685445756
>>685445839
>>685445645
sorry, didn't realize was your waifu.
>>685445498
>oh you~
What are you gonna make?
>>685445721
i want a figure like that
>jenny
>>685445787
i guess that word isn't used that like where you live huh?. It means a filthy low-life. often very dirty, does drugs and takes no care of their house. what do you call them over there?
>>685445839
on the internet, no one knows your a shitposter
>>685445454
Remember when CH didn't suck?
just realized the old thread 404'd. yay
>>685446043
College students.
>>685445991
just some weetabix with a banana cut up.
was a tossup between that and fried egg on toast but might do the eggs with some ham at lunchtime
>>685445965
>>685445498
>Remember
>I'm watching you
>>685445787
Nah I saw it. On another note, can't help but notice you're getting a little chummy with my shipmate.
Haha...
>>685446043
You should have taken your conclusions about me already.
>>685446080
Been a while since I watched their videos, sup with them?
>>685446180
IT WAS SPIKE THE WHOLE TIME??!??!!?!?!?!?
>Shiro
>>685446140
>be college student
>still top kek
>>685446187
I know you are hanako~
we're just good friends~
>>685446180
!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?
>>685446180
!??!?!?!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!
>>685446140
guess that makes sense.
I better go to sleep now guys. had a great night. see ya!
>>685446162
That sounds really nice~
I'm gonna skip breakfast and have some leftover pizza at lunchtime~!
>>685446187
>says the one who stole a ship~
>>685446180
!??!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!
>>685446256
They suck.
>>685446180
?!?!?!?!??!?!!???!???!?!?
>>685446440
have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu jenny!
All this talk about eggs is reminding me about my grandma's noodle spaghetti ^-^
I'm gonna go eat, later gators
>>685446180
!??!???!?!???!??!!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!!?!!!?!?!!??!!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!
YES IT WAS ME OK STOP FREAKING OUT
>>685446686
i ran out of fucked up temmie gifs. i could make more if it pleases you.
>>685446447
but you should never skip breakfast!
>what pizza is it though?
>>685446447
>stealing ships
>>685446785
I'll have some yogurt for breakfast then~
>It's a simple pepperoni one
>>685446833
I don't get it
>>685446844
fuck off mai
>>685446844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JW9zHZI3VA
>>685446983
I guess the only relevant thing in the image is the 'let it go'.
>>685446489
Right... I got mild chuckles from them.
>>685446983
Posted the wrong pic.
Meant this
>>685447091
Didn't meant to quote.
>>685447142
>
>>685446983
Good~~
>Still, could have been worse.
>Plain pepperoni still great-tier
>>685446447
I did no such thing
>Hanako
So I think BITCHWHORE is a bit OP. Stomped Brock, hes lvl 21 right now and Ive just hit Mt Moon
Rory-sama claimed
>>685446187
Maybe just a little...
She's so cute though
>tfw no shipmate to bro it out with
>>685446372
same, kek.
>>685446440
Seeya dude
>>685446686
uh... who?
Alright, time for me to leave for my dorm now, I'll see you guys.
>>685447291
I expected no less of a fire lizard I named.
>>685447209
Dwel
>>685447291
Is that a new attempt at nuzlocke?
>>685447425
>>685447253
I'm not very hungry, that's why I'm having a small breakfast~
>True
>>685447260
Sure, whatever helps you sleep~
>>685447513
Saved
>>685447484
He's doing a single pokemon run with Charmander. Whom is named bitchwhore. I named him. Yea, me. I'm cool.
>>685447538
A good breakfast is also a great hangover cure!
Although last time I had a hangover I had to cook my own Full English Breakfast, that wasn't cool...
>>685447322
Hah... well, it can't be helped. Hotaru IS cute.
You know what? You're cool. As a bro, I think it's only fair to give you some warning.
>back off
>>685447538
Shut up I did not steal anything
>>685447641
that's just frightening...
>>685447484
No, single pokemon. I had the thread vote.
>>685447423
You named a good un
>>685447652
try doing black(2)/white(2) with just 1 pokemon, should be harder i think
>>685447742
kagami claimed!!
morning everyone!!
>>685447322
Here you go Lebo. I hope you like it! It kinda came out not good, but oh well.
>>685447764
They're pretty easy imo. Grinding just becomes a chore
Will be using a HM buddy for LG though.
>no surfing on my BITCHWHORE
>>685447749
>>685447652
Aw that's something I wouldn't do, making a team is half the fun of poké games and my OCD forces me to keep all six at a similar level.
>>685447705
Might be true, but my hangover is mostly gone
Did something happen?
>>685447705
I'm just teasing ya~
claimed
>>685447851
I don't have a yes gif.
>>685447879
!!!
>>685447879
Kagami!! What's up~?
Let's all just take a moment and hang ourselves
We pray to our lord Cthulu that he take our lives for the betterment of mankind. Cleanse the heathens, but most importantly
the loli
>>685447983
homu!!!! good morning!!!!
>>685447986
hey megumin!!! how's the hangover, if you have one lol
>>685447947
>>685447879
>>685447943
Good morning.
>>685448109
We pray to our lord Cthulu that he take our lives for the betterment of mankind. Cleanse the heathens, but most importantly
spare the loli
>>685447943
Here>>685447888
Hope you enjoy!
>>685448159
I don't th... i.. don't...
Your ass is not a trampoline?
I think?
>>685448111
Morning trips and cuteness for you! Is there a better way to wake up?
>mfw I actually got used to ' and ? in US keyboard
>>685448161
morning maki! how are you doing??
It's time for me to go to bed. I'll try to return at 3 PM central time. As always, I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. Don't have to say anything about jobs because it's weekend I suppose. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
And remember, stay genki!
>>685448191
>>685447879
Morning
>Hanako
>>685448318
Night!
>H
>>685448111
>check'd
It's mostly all gone now!~
How's your morning going?
>>685448318
Goodnight~
>>685448315
I'm pretty good my friend. How are you?
/thread
>>685448289
of course not!!
lol, time to switch back to the us keyboard!!!
how'd you sleep homu??
>>685448435
Hell no! Everything else is so much more comfier and I already mastered the alt codes for meme arrows >>>><<<<
Didn't sleep much but it's not like I needed to. What about you?
>>685448404
>post not found
just woke up lol, so a bit groggy, glad the hangover's almost gone!!
>>685448405
pretty good!!! you got any plans for the weekend?
>>685443325
There is. It's horsefucker.
>>685448549
the same lol, i slept good, but not a lot!!
awwww but don't you like the us keyboard?!?!
>>685448624
Not really. Might just be playing some LoL.
It's the wait until Overwatch that's killing me
>>685448935
>>685448935
>>685448935
>>685448935
>>685448935
>>685448624
>a bit groggy
>just woke up
I know that feel too well...
Anything planned for the weekend?
>>685448868
I'm also waiting on Overwatch!!
>>685448241
Thanks
>>685447888
Awesome
but when did I become a murderer?
>fukken saved
>Akiko
